I took some time and wrote a song. Hope ya enjoy the Karen song.
Lyrics:
Riding down the greenway, on my Monowheel so fine,
Electric hum beneath me, feeling freedom, feeling prime.
Then out from the shadows, with a frown so stern and stark,
Came a voice of thunder, stopping me dead in my mark.
Excuse me, dear rider, with you I have a big deal.
This path is for cyclists, not for Monowheel.
I blinked in confusion, taken aback by the claim,
My electric steed and I, unwitting players in her game.
Oh Karen, Karen, with your rules so firm and unfair,
We're just trying to enjoy the day, breathe the open air.
I tried to reason, tried to show her I meant no harm,
My Monowheel was silent, clean, and brought with it a certain charm.
But Karen wasn't having it, her mind was set in stone,
A guardian of the path, she stood, unyielding, alone.
I respect your cycling, please respect my ride
I pleaded with a smile, trying to turn the tide.
But our encounter ended, as abruptly as it began,
I rode away, bewildered by this unexpected ban.
Oh Karen, Karen, with your rules so firm and unfair,
We're just trying to enjoy the day, breathe the open air.
This greenway's big enough for both your bike and my Monowheel rides,
Let's share this path in peace, where adventure coincides.