"The Kids Don't Like Quarantine... SEND HELP" - Quarantine Updates Weeks 4-6

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Everything's fine, Everything's fine, Everything's fine did I mention everything is fine? The kids are doing great but they asked if you could click Subscribe & turn on notifications! Check out CBS Sunday Morning this Sunday (May 3rd, 2020) for part 7 of Quarantine Updates with Jim Gaffigan.
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@MS-tn6kf 4 жыл бұрын

Love how he forcibly calms his voice and slows his speech speed, to try and hide the turmoil within 😂

@shahosh 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent observation!😌

@rwilson7197 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mariannesouza8326 4 жыл бұрын

Venus Stephens Yes, sort of like a movie 🎥 🍿 psychopath! 😂 just kidding! 😂

@MS-tn6kf 4 жыл бұрын

@@mariannesouza8326 😏😂

@sbrown8937 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man.... this is just to close to home...but still hysterical!! The .I'm with ya there bud...I have 4 in distance learning (nearly 7 yr old twins and 2 teenagers!! ). and I am not tech savvy!! But I am crazy tho!!😆 Reminants...of a party...everywhere!! ...

@janetmccowen5638 4 жыл бұрын

I’m a retired teacher and am so grateful I don’t have to deal with online teaching. Great chart Jeanie!

@johnhagans2190 3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@miked.1829 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best birth control ad I have seen.

@shannoninalaska Жыл бұрын

Not really. He makes it appear like it’s all a joke and funny. It’s the total opposite. Stress multiplied by 5. So glad my kids are grown.

@janemckay8705 Жыл бұрын

😂

@LadyMoonsparrow 4 жыл бұрын

I love Gaffigan, his voice, his humor, it is so funny but somehow calming!

@christinecaronnabeard1369 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, watching this was the highlight of my day. Dishes, laundry, cooking, cleaning, dishes, more laundry, more cooking. I’m exhausted. Thanks for helping me get through it today.

@karinahughes2514 4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually a “reminder” cake container...to remind you to that you need to buy another one! LOL

@frolickinglions 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud at the empty cake container in the fridge. That's so taunting! The pile-on was funny too. You guys look like a great family. I hear NY's curve is starting to flatten, so hang in there. Love from Western Australia.

@karenjackson5735 4 жыл бұрын

Rule in my house of five children if you eat the last of it you must wash the container. Had multiple containers in my fridge with one/two tablespoon of food in it. And no one did it. I'm sure Jim and Jeannie can relate to this.

@jocelynjohnston8257 4 жыл бұрын

Love from Fremantle!

@thomassant2154 4 жыл бұрын

I was in Australia from March 13th to April 19th in Alice Springs. Was with my Son, his Wife and 4 Grandchildren. The screaming 2 year old girl made me wish that i was back on Long Isand New York but i was truly safer in Alice Springs. The price of safety! But seriously i loved Alice Springs which tells any Australian that there is something wrong with me!

@Ladykyra101 4 жыл бұрын

OMG, Jim you are crazy! The way you've got that Bob Ross tone is killin' meh! 😂

@sonjatheierl1 4 жыл бұрын

Jeannie is a specracular mother! That color coded schedule you your gonna get one heck of an vacation as a reward for your outstanding parenting.

4 жыл бұрын

Ya... she's very special. To bad she will have to leave Jim when her assignment is up. She seems happy.

@healthierandhappieryou5374 2 жыл бұрын

I bet most of us thought, dam, just getting that chart, so beautifully done would take me hours, even days. lol.

@hurtigheinz3790 2 жыл бұрын

Those rich kids are learning Chinese ... I wonder if that's their first foreign language they learn.

@aprilporter4657 4 жыл бұрын

professional shut in...LOL! only had to change the combinations twice😂 hey just remember Jim, we’re laughing with you💗

@guccideltaco 4 жыл бұрын

Jeannie is so German: efficiency above all! 😆🇩🇪

@CS-tu3ho 4 жыл бұрын

Chef Jim, the reason so many people like you is because you're so personable. Your narrative about quarantine life is a humorous echo of my own. Thank you for who you are!

@scottlasley4593 4 жыл бұрын

You're starting to sound like Michael Keaton in MR. MOM (1983) Haha!

@gorrillawarfair 4 жыл бұрын

"They didnt break it, they destroyed it" 🤣 i feel like that is something my parents said about me and my siblings at least a few times.

@msteach3082 4 жыл бұрын

...we're counting on you nerds to solve it, go science!"😂🤣 I can't with him.

@karinahughes2514 4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually a “reminder” cake container! LOL

@Qeoa 4 жыл бұрын

I have four kids and have been with them every single day 24/7 since this has started. I can relate to this so much lol.

@Ms.ERICA. 4 жыл бұрын

I seriously love you. I have 8, no NYC apartment but it definitely feels like it with all the noise, people, and traffic in my house. Home schooling and this pandemic has either taught me a new level of patience or apathy, can't figure out which one. Either way, my amazing coping is what's really important here. I loved and miss your show so much. These are hysterical, as usual your wit and comedic timing are impeccable. Your family is beautiful and your wife is a Saint. God bless you guys "Super Dad."

@patriciagillogly9531 4 жыл бұрын

I love these Gaffigan updates....on days I walk around fighting tears, I tune in and I’m laughing until I’m crying but loving it!

@ksrfotis 4 жыл бұрын

Love your humor, it is part of my strategy for keeping sane during the quarantine. A special feature of your humor is when you share you family, their antics, especially! It is warms my heart, and I'm sure it does so for the the many, many of us that live alone.

@iswhatitiskiddo5155 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim. Your country needs needs you now more than ever. I appreciate you so much.

@AnneWilkynson Жыл бұрын

I wish I'd watched this during the pandemic! It would have cheered me up!! Love Jim Gafigan ❤✌🇨🇦

@MonstaTimDubstep 4 жыл бұрын

We only had to change the combination twice... today

@BrentLabasan 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, this was really well produced and worth watching. I left the video happier, not sadder.

@xvariabledesign 4 жыл бұрын

i really am happy to have found your channel. i think the most re-energizint thing for me is to find comfort in knowing we are ALL making most of a crappy situation. we all have choice of making best of situation or finding ways to get down n bring other people down by blaming others...or we can look for ways to find/inspire hope...like u n ur family are doing. so, thanks

@rwilson7197 4 жыл бұрын

Love these snippets of real life, real kids and real thoughts. It puts a smile on my face to see ours and our neighbors lives all wrapped in a funny perspective 😄🤗

@oosung 4 жыл бұрын

Something about his comedy, It’s soothing like BBC news.

@fluffyclouds555 4 жыл бұрын

oosung bum bum!

@rwilson7197 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Well put! 💖✊💖

@USERNAMEUNKN0WN 4 жыл бұрын

CNN at least cmon

@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын

It is the accent.

@ashfordartcornwall3790 4 жыл бұрын

@@dgdigital2659 👏👏

@IntrepidFraidyCat 4 жыл бұрын

I have one child and I'm nearly insane. God bless those poor lost souls with two or more. (I do have my mother with us so....)

@ld3511 4 жыл бұрын

It's so much easier hanging in there with your beautiful family!! You all are my little escape from the news!! I also love dinner with the Gaffigans!! BTW our kids are grown so just us 2. We will have a champagne party for You and Jeannie. Peace and Prayers!😉

@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын

I'm enjoying spending so much time with my 11-year-old son. We play catch in the backyard almost every day, and have been working on Python programming projects together.

@bethbosheers8096 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve always been a big fan of Mr Hot Pockets Gaffigan, but now I appreciate and look so forward to these wonderful family “lockdown” videos, equally! ❤️😎👍🙏🏼We feel very connected to this great family, while we go through this uncertain adventure together. Thanks Jim, our friend. All the best to you and your family.

@marlene-rr2ih 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for my daily Gaffigan relief.

@alexj.3375 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the fun you manage to bring to our lives.you have a beautiful 👪

@aprilgarcia3107 4 жыл бұрын

I sure do appreciate you sir. Such a down to earth guy with an awesome sense of humor. Thank you for sharing your family and some of the real life issues alot of us can relate to. May God Bless and keep you and your family safe and healthy

@missychrissy8328 4 жыл бұрын

"We're counting on you nerds to solve it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 So accurate! 💕 Thanks Jim! Between the hoarders, the radical politic people, and just the downright stupid angry people the rest of us needed your humor! 💕

@cindyp5703 4 жыл бұрын

..Yay Science!!!

@joyhoss7804 4 жыл бұрын

I am not crazy but I am getting there. I just told my husband today.😂😂

@HIGHTS 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he seems to have actually lost his mind hahahaha

@jills1321 3 жыл бұрын

Jim, I honestly can't thank you enough for giving a voice to those of us stuck at home! My daughter, like your wife, is a brain tumor survivor (Also immunocompromised because of this) and I'm here with 4 teenagers. You. Are. My. Spirit. Animal. Thank you thank you! I feel like I need to throw up the mockingjay hand sign. Right here with you!

@hollywilliams5543 4 жыл бұрын

Lately, there's not much else that gives me joy except for Jim Gaffigan and my kid's laughter. I need large doses of both, so thanks, Jim!

@karenbrown2135 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim. I had a bad day at work today but you put a small smile on my face. I feel your pain with trash just laying around. It drives me crazy. I just subscribed to your channel.

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Rock on!

@maryjones0147 2 жыл бұрын

Super super super super super funny. And what a great family, kudos for the way you are raising your lovely funny smart kids. Love them all.

@charlesmayer7097 4 жыл бұрын

Omg!!!! Thank you! U nailed this to a t!!!! And you can get this same message to more people than I ever can! Again. Thank you.

@Guithulhu 4 жыл бұрын

LOVE your comedy Mr Gaffigan. I have all your DVDs and nothing gets rid of a bad mood like watching them.

@lyndaschnirl7973 4 жыл бұрын

Dear Jim as a single mother of 5, grown now, when they were out of hand I took straws and cotton balls and had them blow them across the floor until they were tired, made races, etc. wore them out. (oxygen_

@melindalee8659 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for helping us keep our collective sense of humor - it’s much needed! Stay safe everyone!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@mariannesouza8326 4 жыл бұрын

Melinda Lee Thanks, you too!

@michellerohnke9411 2 жыл бұрын

I love this video! Spot on. The color coded chart for five children...amazing!!!

@sandyschipper155 3 жыл бұрын

You have helped me through some tough stuff, I love your humour. Hang in there, you are vital medicine and much appreciated.

@weemajimmy 4 жыл бұрын

Astounding that you can remain a comedian, in such an environment. You sir, have great intestinal fortitude. Thanx, Jim!

@TheHeartOne 4 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely hysterical!!!! Bless your heart, Jim! Hang in there, Buddy!

@user-jv8kk8xw8w 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the updates Jim! It makes me laugh and cry since I’m in the same boat. Misery loves company. Haha

@giftem4350 4 жыл бұрын

I love all of these. You're so lucky to have so much to deal with.

@davidthomas6094 4 жыл бұрын

I like seeing how the kids interact. That's wholesome.

@joanlopez2347 4 жыл бұрын

" I don't know what it is about BBC news... " It's the accent. It's just calming and comforting.

@marylisajones1 Жыл бұрын

This inside peek into a big family is so hilarious, n at the same time adorable..🥰 I was child 5 of 6 kids so I know!! We all turned out ok, all 6 finishing college, raising super bright, funny and talented kids of our own. Keep up the good work. One day they’ll be all grown up😱

@catmonkey4351 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you the brief moment of serenity.

@juliaschafer4534 3 жыл бұрын

I listen to Jim in the morning now, instead of news. I find my mornings get off to a better start now. Thanks Jim!

@rosemarie6545 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, you always make me smile, I like you and your family. I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an apartment with you all, though, my sympathies on that. You keep coming up with just the right thing to say, somehow, just a brilliant mind. Keep your chin up and be strong. I feel your pain.

@peterconner-estrada3431 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim. You make me feel better and have more hope. I love the apartment. It's amazing how clean you keep it. Perhaps, in the future make an inside gym/workout room for the kids. I taught for 20 years and am a good judge of character, you have some great kids. You're doing a good job.

@jamescrawford9565 3 жыл бұрын

I always wanted children. Thank you, Jim, for giving me 4 (no, 5, one is short) reasons for feeling blessed. I only have to clean up after 1 person.

@Oturtlegirl51 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is an American treasure. Thanks, Jim. God bless you.

@janetmccowen5638 4 жыл бұрын

You are awesome. We are rewatching all your netflix specials. Please make another one. You don’t have to have another child in order to have a special. We love you Jim!

@mlsaulnier 4 жыл бұрын

Last video referenced the show Alice and now this one Groundhog Day. We all are living in that. You're a genius Jim and company

@rotagfu 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for brightening my day! I can always count on you to make me laugh! 🤗

@shannonw.6276 4 жыл бұрын

The kids are SO adorable! Did u seee the look Jack was giving him at 3:26? LOL!

@ruthcrawford3015 4 жыл бұрын

Jim thank you for having me for dinner with your family every night for weeks...I've grown close to you...you're like family...I feel that if I ever hitch-hiked to NYC I could crash on your couch and you would be down with that. (LOL...thanks for keeping us all company!)

@shanenbock695 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone needs a medium to relate to and the release of frustration through laughter. : )

@mbyrd6713 Жыл бұрын

Three years later and I’m going back to watch your videos. Thanks for the laughs 😂

@mgy8633 4 жыл бұрын

I'm an essential worker. This has become part of my morning routine. Thanks @jimgaffagan. ✌👍

@sonjatheierl1 Жыл бұрын

That picture of the kids dog piling on each other is the best picture ever.

@GilBarOn 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim! :-) Always a pleasure to watch you! :-) You're certainly not alone! :-D Lots of love from far Israel.. Gil :-)

@corbinkills 4 жыл бұрын

So accurate. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one struggling.

@salionshatterstar Жыл бұрын

I loved the teacher’s guitar advice in the background. “Make sure that middle finger’s all the way up.” It really stuck out to me.

@snwbrd777 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Jim... just a note to say "Hello" and to let you know that I am becoming a fan of you and your family. I can appreciate your humor and the trials that Jeannie has concurred. Keep on trucking!

@mikerusso4312 3 жыл бұрын

awww your children are so cute. the camera loves them. they're naturals. good luck to you and Mrs.Jim :)

@deweygravesjr.122 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for entertaining us Jim. Stay safe.

@stealahb 4 жыл бұрын

Jim, thank you. thank you so very, VERY much.

@lynnie6633 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Gaffigans, for making me laugh and feel happy!!

@MsPrecious61 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite CBS video. it is so funny with the online school. You are so normal when it comes to being a Dad. Refreshing. You are hitting a great marketing tool with your comedy-being a Dad with a bunch of normal kids. $$$$$$$$$

@marijodennison5906 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I watch more news now than the past 66 years combined. Love other countries news too. Jim really nailed it. I have detailed conversations with my cats. I’m doomed.

@terriejohnston8801 3 жыл бұрын

Some REALLY funny stuff...W/O the Perversion.!! ALWAYS refreshingly funny. Thank You, Jim.. BE SAFE 😘 Some Love from PA.

@danielbrown1724 4 жыл бұрын

At least they have the room in that NYC apartment 😳. Imagine if that was a typical 2 bedroom NYC shoebox Apartment 😳😳😳😳😳..... Wait, I remember seeing a video from a few yrs ago (maybe on Conan), showcasing life at home with the Gaffs, and that room was tiny. They must've recently upgraded 😯 All that Gigolo money is starting to trickle in isn't it Big Jimmer 😆

@jimmydilweed9806 2 жыл бұрын

This video is priceless. OMG I'm so glad my kids were grown and out when this thing hit.

@peterschmitt9802 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely loved your part in Troop Zero! Great job!

@Initwithlove Жыл бұрын

We never stop loving you, Jim Gaffigan, and family.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

@marlene-rr2ih 4 жыл бұрын

We should give ALL senators and governors $1,200 for ten weeks and see how THEY like it!

@joanlopez2347 4 жыл бұрын

The stimulus money needs to REPLACE the Hundreds of Thousands they make every year. I'd be interested to see how far they could stretch $24,000 in a year.

@Brian-do7sr 4 жыл бұрын

How about you get $0 then its the classic give an inch and they will try to take a mile story. You cant expect the government to pay for every single person's expenses they were nice enough to give what they did.

@albeit1 4 жыл бұрын

marlene katz like CEOs of failing companies, they should be paid $1 a year until this is solved.

@markbrownner6565 4 жыл бұрын

@@Brian-do7sr sure and they paid for many corporations expenses which was very nice too

@rpwbass 4 жыл бұрын

@@markbrownner6565 Don't feed the moron. They thrive on it because they have no souls.

@healthierandhappieryou5374 2 жыл бұрын

I have a tough time cleaning after myself; dishes after cooking, cleaning the apartment, laundry etc..., but having to do that with 5 kids, must me exhausting, lol. You have a beautiful family.

@sisyphus73 4 жыл бұрын

JIm, you are my spirit animal. Right there with you, brother.

@conannethegrammarian 4 жыл бұрын

What beautiful kids! Love the comedy, love the commentary - thanks JG. Hope everyone is well and stays that way!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, you too!

@valiumtwo Жыл бұрын

Watching this today brings back how bad it was. And I don't even have children. Once again my hat is off to all the parents.

@MrSteve280 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing like your kids to keep you humble.

@jameshogue1639 4 жыл бұрын

Make a toilet paper play house and do the best you can. " We fail at text support "! " We are trusting you nerds are going to solve this" . Love what you do Jim!

@toekneetogo 4 жыл бұрын

Your sharing is incredibly refreshing, I tip my hat to all you guys with Thanks & appreciation 👍❤

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

So nice of you

@galactock 4 жыл бұрын

Hope y'all can get outside and enjoy the sunshine. I'm still doing home repair and remodeling as well as Kite surfing in Madison WI. People are riding bikes and walking around the lakes. The state parks reopened on the first, but their buildings or bathrooms aren't open yet... Sending y'all good energies ~~~~*

@MissAmesha 4 жыл бұрын

"Hi, everyone. This is Jim Gaffigan. And this is...unfortunately what I look like." Me: *snorts involuntarily*

@janetlowden5960 4 жыл бұрын

Funny

@tlhome7565 4 жыл бұрын

Jim you have a great family. Beautiful wife and wonderful kids. This vid was great to watch with my family. We laughed and feel better about being together for this long. Thanks for the upload. You should hear German news! Sounds like we are all going to die slowly and orderly LOL

@stephaniecoker1643 4 жыл бұрын

laugh-crying rn, every word is true, nice to not feel so alone with the kids & schooling thing 🖤

@vengefulelf659 4 жыл бұрын

I love you’re show “ let’s get cooking “

@stevenhosea4849 4 жыл бұрын

Vengeful Elf Goodness. Goodness. Bye

@lorrainenormanton9316 2 жыл бұрын

Just love your program, I just found it on you you tube , you all are delightful, your wife you have said was beautiful and yes she is your children are just lovely, glad you did this for us love your apartment, I’m now retired was a barber for 46 years your job which it is natural for you seems hard on you all , so live it up retired early have some fun with your beautiful family kind wishes to you all.