THE LAOWAI BAOAN (Expat Security Guard)

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6 жыл бұрын

Andy asks his neighborhood security guard for some directions.
Based on the stage performance by Drew Fralick.
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@ContradictoryNature 6 жыл бұрын

1:10 Memorize this exchange. It'll get you through 75% of your interactions.

@TheCharzarr 6 жыл бұрын

Contradictory Nature exactly!

@MultiAsdag 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahah, spot on. The mannerisms, the conversation, forcing the cigarettes AND the pants 2 sizes too small. You got it all! So many other details too that were very funny. One of the best videos you've done IMO. Very entertaining and well thought out. Whoever wrote this one, more like this!

@jneb748 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how accurately this describes every experience I've ever had with a 保安

@RD-ht6go 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, you've met this kind of blokes before? :x

@huananina 3 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@helsiclife 6 жыл бұрын

what impressed me the most is their accent!! they sound like locals! great skit!

@jamiecripps7541 6 жыл бұрын

absolutely. got the attitude, tones, gestures n everything!

@domgrimaud 6 жыл бұрын

best video on mamahuhu. fucking brilliant !

@DavidisDawei 6 жыл бұрын

Most of the security guards wave me off with "Ting bu dong, Ting bu dong" before I can ask them for directions. When I persist, they are surprised to learn they can understand me, but it very rarely turns into a full conversation like in this skit.

@cream869 6 жыл бұрын

Wow such an amazing skit. You guys got the character and personality spot on. And fun fact: I was born in Shanghai and grew up on HuaShan Lu. My grandparents had a place there, making this skit extra nostalgic for me.

@dukenukem8381 4 жыл бұрын

But there is no huashan lu in shanghai !

@ravik007ggn 4 жыл бұрын

@@dukenukem8381 it's like platform 9 3/4. Muggles can't see it 😋

@wewinhomes 6 жыл бұрын

OMG THIS WAS SPOT ON

@wholesome122 6 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful.

@jacket874 5 жыл бұрын

I love how he puts shanghainese in it flawlessly

@F510C 6 жыл бұрын

when he busted out the Chinese cigs, soooo on point, lol

@shanghaimike 6 жыл бұрын

I love the absurdity of this video 😂😂😂

@jayshen84 6 жыл бұрын

Its not absurd at all.... it is really very very real hahhaa... i have seen this so often in China especially in the cities...

@nikkosisowath4002 6 жыл бұрын

Is it like, eople dont wanna get to the point? Sort of feels like they just wanna keep on having small talk no matter if it sounds rude or not

@xz1891 5 жыл бұрын

一点都不荒唐

@zhifengli5703 5 жыл бұрын

U know what they says?😂😂😂😂

@jasonxu3876 5 жыл бұрын

Nikko Sisowath it’s kind of city folk culture. Really depends on whom and where you are talking to, but apparently speaking like in theatre has been a part of Chinese language art

@Kuralai95 6 жыл бұрын

"When you're the best, it's hard to be shy" says guy's t-shirt 😂

@gepingwang1602 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO, I love it. the spitting is just hilarious. whoever made this really understand how local shanghai life is and the way local shanghai people expressing themsleve

@sonofdurin8044 5 жыл бұрын

Geping Wang It’s like this in many places in China Try northeastern China

@VTECsauce 6 жыл бұрын

Every. Single. Day.

@wayward-saint 5 жыл бұрын

That was fantastic. A spot on encapsulation of so many conversations with taxi drivers, workers, security guards and every other random oldish random guy. Matt is gold 连大山都不如他

@snarkyguy 6 жыл бұрын

Smoke...smoke...SMOKE...

@StephsTV 6 жыл бұрын

I loooove this!! I miss China so much! hahahahaha

@gregorygilsberg759 6 жыл бұрын

The inscription on the T-shirt: when you're the best, it's hard to be humble))

@Reevezy67 6 жыл бұрын

You should take laowai out of the title. That was a perfect rendition.

@esperanzap6210 6 жыл бұрын

"Когда ты лучший трудно быть скромным" хахаха) Ребята, вы лучшие!!!!!

@jenniferlindsay8494 6 жыл бұрын

Omg SPOT ON please keep making videos forever?

@andyx3547 6 жыл бұрын

LOL holy crap I love this video! My wife is Shanghainese and she laughed so much too and said it captured the Shanghainese personality so well!

@thehardshift 6 жыл бұрын

Long time fan and I think this is one of your best. Well done. Certainly struck a chord with the Chinese in the office too.

@winniesong1124 5 жыл бұрын

as a shanghainese person i am so happy about your shanghainese.

@Yuglyoshi 6 жыл бұрын

This is really good, watched it multiple times, spot on satire. I like it a lot more than the buzzfeed TOP 10-style videos.

@sebastiancastillo8512 4 жыл бұрын

They're pretty much all the same. On the bright side, talking to the Bao An is probably one of the best ways to improve your Chinese! God bless 'em.

@Figureight 6 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious.

@user-eo9km4jr9h 6 жыл бұрын

Когда ты лучший, трудно быть скромным

@user-cs4vd3ww4u 6 жыл бұрын

晨陈 никогда

@flufflepuffle 6 жыл бұрын

ValygarSS Он по моему француз.

@user-mx1cn7kv5v 5 жыл бұрын

Хорошо хоть не "сука блять"

@repmidwest 6 жыл бұрын

That guy's facial hair coloration alone is worth the watch.

@Ohfishyfishyfish 4 жыл бұрын

He's been in China so long, he's turning into a panda.

@liu3gz 5 жыл бұрын

What the hell, you guys are genius! That was funny, and very authentic.

@ososdechengdu 3 жыл бұрын

Still the best Mamahuhu video ever.

@moncoeur9170 6 жыл бұрын

Ooo so that's what Mamahuhu means ! 😮

@rtotheb3631 6 жыл бұрын

i actually tought it was horse horse tiger tiger :| I remember that in one video they explain it but cant remember exactly

@jonahs92 6 жыл бұрын

Roberto Aguirre It just means "so-so" or "not too bad, but not too good".

@kalinsapotato 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's an idiom meaning not so fantastic or only average, it's also the go-to word for non-Chinese Chinese speakers I swear. It's a real phrase, but I can't say I recall having heard a native speaker use it in a genuine context lol. Kind of a textbook phrase I'd say.

@moncoeur9170 6 жыл бұрын

Roberto Aguirre me too 😃

@moncoeur9170 6 жыл бұрын

Kalin Soden interesting. Thanks 😃

@kyles3581 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this, This skit is hilarious. Can't get enough

@byshagi 6 жыл бұрын

this is PERFECT

@laquica3255 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best mamahuhu video of all time

@AJsAdventuresinAsia 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite episode by far

@ivanstukalov950 4 жыл бұрын

T-shirt print says: its hard to be shy when you are the best

@noahsolnick8293 6 жыл бұрын

This is gold right here. Spot on.

@cherryg44477 5 жыл бұрын

Just so nailed. It is so touching.

@michaelloh7458 6 жыл бұрын

Two phrases that really hit the spot in the skit were "tian tian ci niu pai, he niu nai" and "ni ne ge ao da li ren nao zi bu tai hao". Spot on with the inflection, reminds me of my uncle. Love all your videos but this is my fav!

@anam5321 6 жыл бұрын

This is literally my daily struggle! Great video! You guys are hilarious ! 😂

@fromshanghaiwithlove8724 6 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest video so far!!

@yadusolparterre 6 жыл бұрын

These vids are getting better and better!

@funfnir3646 6 жыл бұрын

You guys are getting better at storytelling 😂😂😂 So much fun watching this. Keep it up!!!!

@algerianmohamed902 4 жыл бұрын

omg i loved this episode , definitely subbed to your channel

@Mamahuhu 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subbing!

@iznahere5858 6 жыл бұрын

LOL. Loved every bit of it.

@hanzup4117 6 жыл бұрын

Best one yet! Keep it up!

@wolfen231 4 жыл бұрын

God you guys nailed the "Hey, hey" perfectly. I lmfao just at that part.

@lennon_richardson 5 жыл бұрын

Why is it so much easier for me to understand Chinese when it is spoken by foreigners?

@ImageAfilms 4 жыл бұрын

You guys are great!

@petert3581 6 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite mamahuhu video. The guard was on point

@alfonsjones5798 5 жыл бұрын

so well made, deserve more views for sure

@yangxiao4707 6 жыл бұрын

I'm Chinese. This video is so iconic. Laugh die me

@thesimplelife185 6 жыл бұрын

Aww, Matt giving out life advice at the end! That's real talk!

@lilaowai1249 3 жыл бұрын

Feels like coming home, every time I watch this (and I watched it many many times)!

@MrSky10101 6 жыл бұрын

So good!

@ghostbeetle2950 5 жыл бұрын

Truly sublime!

@xuhuiyuanxu 6 жыл бұрын

so good.

@NanoMedia1 5 жыл бұрын

This is sooo on point!

@jasminechen5409 5 жыл бұрын

excellent Chinese! Amazing! Matt you are an unbelievable talent, not any less a thinker!

@awake8806 4 жыл бұрын

Whoa! I am impressed with this whole skit - the acting, the mandarin, etc...

@saadmanhalder1290 6 жыл бұрын

This is so awesome.

@eirickbuckley9998 4 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite skits

@helenzhangjia 4 жыл бұрын

Man, you got it! Very well done!

@max522shinji 5 жыл бұрын

I think it is so accurate. I am very impressed with it.

@bradlee3098 6 жыл бұрын

So touching

@kakikikiki4705 5 жыл бұрын

Just like a movie. Awesome

@chanliu4771 6 жыл бұрын

Very amazing acting! Real actor!口音也非常地道。

@johnnylaramie3722 6 жыл бұрын

This one is really great.

@hamzahl75 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah awesome episode. I love the part where baoan spits in the middle of the conversation.

@chasechan6046 3 жыл бұрын

the acting of security guard is perfect

@AndresRuizHi-Techchina 4 жыл бұрын

OMG this was out DA hook guys, stunning amazing! The way you guys pulled this off was sensational. Both of you really CAN speak Chinese. We would love to see more like this one.

@martinschmelzle4864 2 жыл бұрын

когда ты лучший, действительно трудно быть скромным ))) вы молодцы!

@NiHaoCassandra 6 жыл бұрын

I really like this one!! Hahaha specially the tea part. Greetings from Beijing

@ffxamine 6 жыл бұрын

love it!

@qitou7783 5 жыл бұрын

This was freakin' GREAT!!!

@kaisekiryori Ай бұрын

The guy playing the Bao'an even has a bit of a Shanghainese accent when he speaks Chinese!

@mesckjapa 6 жыл бұрын

Such a great video!

@wenjingsaf 5 жыл бұрын

hes so good i cant take it, only matt could pull this off hahaha, sounds like they recorded a convo with an actual shifu and just exaggerated it to the max, i love this video hahaha

@cowboyfarwest 6 жыл бұрын

YES! OMG I cracked up so much, I've heard litteraly every sentence in this video so many times xD Good job guys! Thanks for the laugh ^^

@tyakssu7465 6 жыл бұрын

This is great hahaha ! Thank you

@anastasiazako4173 6 жыл бұрын

The last episodes are so lmfao!!!

@boviette4090 6 жыл бұрын

Very very good!

@zacharykeener1990 6 жыл бұрын

Damnit, it's so good!

@alleemaria97 6 жыл бұрын

Don't ever stop making videos

@89Geminian 6 жыл бұрын

FML everything about bodies, food, omg spot on.

@earn8710 3 жыл бұрын

The Zhou Libo line is hilarious hhhh

@m.c.sm.c.s384 6 жыл бұрын

mate, i just pissed my pants bloody brilliant not only spot on impressive chinese but his expressions and stereotyping wow.... china left marks on all of us whom lived there for a while.... fantastic video...