WHEN THE CRABS ARE OUT, GET READY TO SHOUT

He doesn't realize he got the second most expensive sticker you can buy

6:54 I could not imagine being the enemy team there and losing by 1 point in overtime and getting KO'd

dude, the fucking ending. you're actually lucky, cause i've had the same thing happen before at the end of a series (TWO SEPARATE TIMES) and not only did it get past the results and give me the error and not count as a win, it COUNTED IT AS A LOSS.

Seeing a clip from a stream that you were there to witness live is really a unique feeling

3:51 THERE I AM!!! I can’t believe you turned this stream into a highlight! I was the Slosher on your team! I’m not great at regular Slosher, but I wanted to play a few games with it at the time. Around 3 games before this one I ran into DUDE and playing with the both of you made my day! My tri strike helped cap zone when the enemies were at 1 and I’m so happy we clutched out the win! I’m eventually going to have a highlight from this stream from my perspective go out on my channel when I get around to editing it lol. GGs once again!

Jay when he realizes drinks and brands don’t stack, so he just wasted that drink

THAT FIRST STICKER IS 99999 COINS LMAO

his luck ended at the end, feels bad man even im ticked

Friendly reminder that we must refer to him now as Jaymoji Splatoon S+

Jaymoji doing an impression of That Scene (TM) from Spongebob is something I never knew I needed.

s+ games are either really easy or you get destroyed in the first 30 seconds of the match and its never anything inbetween

You spent all your luck into that gacha pull

Pro tip for Jay: When you capture zone or objective, the best thing to do is to try to have your team overwhelm the other teams spawn so you can keep the zone.

i just crapped everywhere i was not expecting to see myself 30 seconds in let alone the real jaymoji standing in front of me for like 5 seconds i feel so famous

Just for anyone trying to get rid of that shield jumpoint special, aim at the top where that floating glowing thing is. They work like those disco light enemies in the hero mode that you have to shoot!

5:54 Glad to know even top tier players can have moments where you can hear the rage~

This is the only man who I can relate to the most in comp 💀 I watch a video and I’m like “oh yeah I was sniped like that yesterday”

That ending was… ooooo imagine that happens to me I would have just deleted the software until the next season.

Dude this was even better in the stream. That moment of contemplation where you were probably thinking, “should I do the gotcha machine ONE more time?” AND YOU DID AND IT WAS SO HILARIOUSLY AMAZING. Love your content man keep it up.

I know the pain of getting food tickets, especially if it’s an SR capsule or mystery box because I usually don’t want them at all 😭

J : I need to get rid of Intensify action on my glasses its useless for the weapon i play Some dude in the chat : "Intensify action isnt useless its reduces jump rng wdym 🤯🤯🤓" J maining a weapon with perfect jump accuracy :

16:41 this has happened to me before. the game once refused to let me rank up by disconnecting every single time i won and doing nothing whenever i lost and it was super frustrating and the reason i quit Splatoon for a month.

The amount of jumpscarescreams in these vids are unbelievable…

16:30 same thing happened to me but even worst, it counted it as if i disconnected by the end of the match and it registered it as a defeat :s

16:11 THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I WAS SO PISSED AND IT COUNTED AS A DEFEAT EVEN THOUGH I WON 😂

Jay, when playing zones against an explosher, you NEED to use that charge hold to ambush them. Their heavyweight speed loss will limit their dodging ability and slow attack speed leaves them nearly harmless. If you don’t kill them, they will be able to single handedly contest the zone

8:16 that’s why I hate this map, if a team is leading, the other one is easily victimized

JAY THAT OCTO STICKER COSTS LIKE 100K IN THE STORE, that was SUCH a lucky gacha pull!!

I remember this being the video that introduced me to JayMoji, clicking on it when it appeared in my recommended a while back was one of the best decisions I've ever made. He's now without a doubt my favorite KZfaqr ever, words cannot describe just how much his videos brighten up my days

Its a bit of a surreal feeling, Watching a youtuber i love, and thinking to myself that in the past 3 or so years, having gotten to a higher skill level than them Then again, it baffles me to this day on how you're supposed to use the naut to be fair even though i like to off main splatling/hydra Keep doing amazing content Jay, you bring a light to a mans day.

Talkin, BAAAAAAAaa - Jaymoji 2021 - 2022

5:37 Some Wild Thorn Berry's Voice Acting right there

4:35 I KEEP GOING BACK TO THIS VIDEO JUST TO REWATCH THIS PART 💀 IM LITERALLY ROLLING

Worried that when he said “Step 1” he was talking to Callie even though she was Amen but I think her was also Step 1 but I don’t remember and he’s the sherif and we’re out here

10:38 Failboat wants the sauce

Never heard an American such as Jay ever say "shite" like that! 🤣🇮🇪

it’s no nautilus November

93% of gamblers quit before they win big

I watched this about 40 times and it’s still funny 😆

OOoohh I'm gonna dieeee - Jaymoji 2021 - 2022

I also had a disconnect when the game was long over once. Really fun y'know

I can’t believe LightLaZer didn’t include my “Hi Craig” the best moment in Jayburger’s stream 😭

YAYY Jaymoji Splatoon upload!! :DDD

I gotta watch more jay videos

0:57 also intensify action

0:51 intensify action:am i a joke to you

Me: win a ranked battle Game: not to today

Ohhh GOD that end was painful, Nintendo really gotta fix this, it's ridiculous

Such is the curse of Clam Blitz

I'm already laughing there he is there he was

“Oo that’s a crab you can’t beat that” If you go behind the player and hit their back it kills ‘em

just got home from school and noticed this was out omg

KZfaq: can you not say bad words... FOR 5 SECONDS

I was the same I had every drink ticket except special charge for a month! Then I got 3 back to back lol

The end of the videos is exactly why I stopped playing ranked lmao

Jaymoji moment fr

1:31 You think THAT was a lucky pull? Allow me to tell my story... So I really like Callie. Alot. And I wanted the "Callie Fan" title. I had tried for 2 days and couldn't get it. I had 5000 coins left; one pull at the Shell-Out Machine, as I hadn't pulled today. Closing my eyes, I said "Imagine I get the title," and... *You got a new title!* *_At-Work, Callie Fan_* *You can customize your Splashtag with that!* And so, I went from Stealthy Power Egg to Cool Callie Fan. Thank you for reading.

thing at the end of the video happened to me too, seems to be a common glitch

Jay: I hate splatoon Me: We all do Jay, we all do

I’m sorry but me personally I would quit Splatoon 3 for good if I was 1 point away from winning Splat Zones and the enemy team just made a comeback from 100.

I wish I had your positivity when it comes to losing.

it may be slightly concerning that the swim speed up drink ticket is also the only one i dont have and the only one i really need

Intensify action si really good with blaster just so you know

I got the same glasses as jay and got full intensify action on it without tickets or anything 💀

I think the guy in chat was refering to the Splat 1 Kracken special (which hasn't been in a splatoon game since!)

1:42 I LITERALLY JUST GOT ALL SWIM SPEED ON THIS SHIRT

16:33 $80 a year babyyyyyy

the beginning was so promising that it Hurt that much more when that ending game was such a letdown T-T

You will not survive the Japanese lobbies I am in. For I only get Japanese lobbies, Japanese snipers who do a 360° E-liter 4k double wall jumps, and REEF LUX PLAYERS WHO SPAM MISSILES.

Spatfest is happening!!

Yoooo I just got the dab emote from the gatcha machine So happy rn

Luckiest at first Unluckiest at the end

Me when jaymoji :

0:12 lol

HOW WASN'T I SUBBED TO THIS CHANNEL, NO WONDER I MISSED IT, MY BAD JAY

Aww man he didn't get sniped at the start

Fun fact: that gold sticker at the beginning is the 5th most expensive decoration in the game

Fun fact: My old Splatoon 2 gear was the dancing Macarena Octoling from the direct.

12:52 ik u werent like trying but ur singing voice is genuinely pleasent 💀

As an explosher main, I realised explosher has the exact same kit as the nautilus 47

jay is it pure swim speed yet

Same thing happened to me when I hit s+. It’s terrible

I've had two freaking comm errors like that and i fear if I get more, I'll get temp banned for THEIR servers bs.

As a roller main I like crushing crabs 🦀

why so much intensify action? doesnt Nautilus have no jump rng?

0:53 Intensify Action

You should play salmon run i just do it for capsules of the day i have about 5 speed drink tickets from doing that

hello jaymoji splatoon 3 S+

There there jayburger. It’s will be fine

gambleing

Did you know that you can take down the crabs from above or behind!?

Did you know that you can break shields faster if you shoot the top

i wouldve cried if i was the team who got to 1 then got KO'd

Splatoon now people !

Petition to rename Jaymoji Delixe to jayburger

Your the lucky man

16:30 This game isn't worth its price tag

0:54 SAME

If scoring on the other players is a disrespect, I've made some dis-tracks