The Matrix Renegotiated

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3 ай бұрын

This is the second in a series of four planned videos covering The Matrix films.
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@JickJohnson 3 ай бұрын

I like how many times they go over "the Oracle is black! … but she's a computer program"

@BIacklce 3 ай бұрын

I heard Alliyah was going to be in this originally.

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

This is almost worse than the is Pete a cat or a dog thing

@John-mf1sz 3 ай бұрын

@@BIacklceSo was Will Smith, lmao.

@-..-_-..- 3 ай бұрын

its clearly a stand-up bit nick never got to work or something lmao, he keeps bringing it up in the same way

@Intestine_Ballin-ism 2 ай бұрын

@@-..-_-..- tbh his special had a LOT of stuff from the last 6-7 years or so

@Well.BoughtPhotos 3 ай бұрын

Clangers is creating his opus

@davidec.4021 3 ай бұрын

We are ready

@Spice.Melange 3 ай бұрын

Hes creating his oedipus

@lilminer69er 3 ай бұрын

@@Spice.Melangehahahaha

@hgrunt100 3 ай бұрын

Its about to come

@JP-rp2lh 3 ай бұрын

I’m so gay rn

@Khan.WrathOf Ай бұрын

The concept of Cypher making his deal with Agent Smith and becoming Ralphie in The Sopranos is both hilarious and worthy of its own deep-dive fanfiction. God, I wish Nick would stop taking his meds again. He could see the code. He was beginning to believe.

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon Ай бұрын

Ayyyee! Oh vey! Mein Gött! I'm Gay!

@weedwin7356 3 ай бұрын

1:33 impeccable edit by ClangersTV

@brancracker 3 ай бұрын

Up there with their Misery edit

@0ptimuscrime 3 ай бұрын

7:34 is great too

@thecianinator 27 күн бұрын

@@0ptimuscrime wait is that audio not from the actual movie

@eight_hundred_eighteen 9 күн бұрын

Fuck, 6:03 is funny too

@springer131 3 ай бұрын

The fact my friends think that because potatoes grow under ground they dont need sunlight is fucking brilliant

@MyGovernmentName 3 ай бұрын

I like the idea Cypher got put into the matrix as ralphie

@theramplocal 2 ай бұрын

"You want to know what that crazy broad wanted to do? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass and pretend to be pimping me out. I told her GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! That whole family is sick!" Cypher, the matrix, 1999

@baxpiz1289 2 ай бұрын

in the sopranos, a.j. gives carmela a matrix dvd on her bday (but he got it for himself) & ralph is on the cover

@theramplocal 2 ай бұрын

Ralphie talking to agent Smith -"Alright, I want a hot girl and a cheese grater.."

@pandavelli8176 15 күн бұрын

@@theramplocal. Ralphie would want an enormous strap-on

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 6 күн бұрын

@@theramplocal I'd like to come back as somebody important...like the captain of the Aprille crew

@yeahboi2851 3 ай бұрын

nicks hugo weaving impression will always kill me

@SMK42095 2 ай бұрын

Smith: "Whatever you want." Nick: "Consider it done." Took me the FUCK out man

@spoon2537 2 ай бұрын

I’m not even kidding I was pretty high and I thought changers was playing the clip of Hugo talking

@1337bG01 Күн бұрын

I just stumbled on this channel and did a double take - I legit thought it was Hugo's voice lol. Top notch impersonation.

@comirs1614 3 ай бұрын

It's actually incredible how funny Nick is

@phnix6242 27 күн бұрын

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9358032/

@accidentalpatient4152 3 ай бұрын

"there's a bunch of shit that grows underground" wow that narrows it down to essentially everything

@kermdeezy5330 3 ай бұрын

No he thinks potatoes grow entirely under ground and doesn't realize they have stems and leaves that require photosynthesis

@accidentalpatient4152 3 ай бұрын

@@kermdeezy5330 that's because his fat brain is scrambled potato itself

@vespiary2066 3 ай бұрын

it means essentially nothing since they all require sunlight for photosynthesis retard

@Tunkkis 3 ай бұрын

@@kermdeezy5330 Some funguses can do that with, like industrially grown truffles.

@lindboknifeandtool Ай бұрын

@@kermdeezy5330they use their phone lights and stuff

@Deadman1000 3 ай бұрын

I like that Stav immediately started panicking when asking about food in Zion and the "code" is all just sushi recipes (not a joke)

@iunnox666 2 ай бұрын

I'm with fat boy on that one. No wonder the Italian wanted back in.

@A_____F_____P_____and_____C 3 ай бұрын

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. What truth? You're gay.

@guy-hard 3 ай бұрын

think you mean i'm gay

@andreaholcock8992 3 ай бұрын

there is no cis

@NoneNone-ik6pb 3 ай бұрын

Woah

@iggyblog284 3 ай бұрын

Bahahahaha 😂😂😂 . . . Brilliant

@sono1951 3 ай бұрын

No ,no I don't think your gay. Uh I'm not going to Zion.

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 3 ай бұрын

I always enjoy in depth critical race theory readings of films from Nicholas Mullen

@jaysto1912 3 ай бұрын

Ergo I’m gay

@BryanGula Ай бұрын

One of the times I have laughed the most out of everything in the CT universe is setting the Hidden Figures scene in the Kitchen with "Okay, Y'all - so there's a spaceship .. and it's flown by this man, Morpheus..."

@lindboknifeandtool Ай бұрын

Hidden what?

@jimmyrustler8983 Ай бұрын

@@lindboknifeandtoolFiggas...

@krazykkarl Ай бұрын

AKA as "Madea goes to space"

@fuckiopussigetti453 Ай бұрын

@@krazykkarl*madea goes to the moon

@kyle4079 3 ай бұрын

[Speaking Jewishly] I've been waiting for you Neo. Oh, you thought it was machines? No...

@BboyCorrosive 3 ай бұрын

"nyohwuh"

@schizophrenic_AI 3 ай бұрын

The originally working title was “J Tricks”

@sundowner5884 3 ай бұрын

@@schizophrenic_AIincredible

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

_"Let me tell you why you're here; You're here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life. That there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?"_ Deeply antisemitic

@owean 2 ай бұрын

LMAO bro, deeply true also@@unbearifiedbear1885

@jamesthomison4356 3 ай бұрын

Bro I’m on the subway dying laughing at Joey Pants new life demands

@tobiasrieper6640 3 ай бұрын

I want my arms from the elbows down to be baseball bats

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

I had to bite my lip at my job to keep from laughing

@lindboknifeandtool Ай бұрын

@@br3akstufftell me what you’d say to explain yourself

@bruhb7611 3 ай бұрын

I love how stav just think that potatoes just appear in the soil without the plants

@tahakamran6196 3 ай бұрын

14:00 Most of the machines needed labor is thinking power

@benmecha01 3 ай бұрын

i wish my three close friends would start hanging out again

@catsforhire9116 2 ай бұрын

I'm still surprised he hasn't appeared on TAFS yet

@dakotab291 3 ай бұрын

Dude, this is a legitimate masterpiece

@Leon-zu1wp 3 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie that combination of Matrix and Terminator actually sounds pretty cool

@scrow7752 3 ай бұрын

She had me thinkin the same thing 😂🤔

@sufnskanne469 2 ай бұрын

Honestly she was kinda cooking instead of suing she should have made her own books.

@opiumpilled 2 ай бұрын

@@sufnskanne469She clearly can't create anything

@Fuzhou Ай бұрын

@@opiumpillednah she made the matrix and the terminator

@thecianinator 27 күн бұрын

@@sufnskanne469 She did, that was the grounds for her suit. She's also barely literate, which is why her writing is unintentionally hilarious

@Gam1ne 3 ай бұрын

edit at 14:15 is incredible

@assrammington7961 Ай бұрын

14:25 I laughed my ass off

@Mason_____ 3 ай бұрын

The way Adam says Aliyah is the most Jewish thing he’s ever done

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

That was so fucked up

@matthillfromcollege4109 3 ай бұрын

He said it right

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

@@matthillfromcollege4109 The first time then he purposely says it wrong as a joke…classic Adam

@GoatsatanRex 15 күн бұрын

He’s just expressing himself as a black identifying black ally Jewish man

@hotmail225 3 ай бұрын

On a Friday night when I’m on a train after going the wrong way, CLANGERS TO THE RESCUE

@NoFlu 3 ай бұрын

Have you ever thought that black people take the midnight train to Georgia, white people take the midnight train going any-huwhere

@hotmail225 3 ай бұрын

I haven’t until now but HELL YEAH

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 3 ай бұрын

transit rocks hell yeah dude

@RollOutRory 3 ай бұрын

Jewish Architect would have made Matrix Reloaded 11/10

@ccdipao 3 ай бұрын

Im extremely impressed by the amount of time and effort ClangersTV puts into each and every cumtown edit, context, etc.

@DZGuymed 3 ай бұрын

The labor we need is thinking power ☠️💀☠️

@Cinerary 2 ай бұрын

I died 😂

@odk1105 Ай бұрын

10/10

@paulmarchano7238 Ай бұрын

“Consider it done.” -Agent Mullen

@seanmullen3113 4 күн бұрын

I don’t get the reference

@paulmarchano7238 2 күн бұрын

@@seanmullen3113well, I’m gay.

@roastbeefy0weefy 3 ай бұрын

Consider it done

@Sandoz2 2 ай бұрын

I’m at the point where this channel is the only source of entertainment I use besides video games. It’s just highlights of the classic podcasts. Thank you for your service please don’t stop posting!

@BasedTrungle 2 ай бұрын

From the “looks like Newark” to the baseball bat arms, I think I need to watch the Matrix

@GasDude1011 3 ай бұрын

Stav has the media comprehension of a toddler 🤣

@lilpukey 3 ай бұрын

Listen his favorite films happen to be Arby’s commercials

@steven1479 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he even saw The Matrix, every time they discuss movies, 99 percent of the time he's never seen them. He just watches Thor Ragnarok over and over again, all while on shrooms so he doesn't even retain any of the plot. I don't even know how people can consume media on shrooms, all I wanna do is lay in bed and close my eyes, listening to voices in my head speaking in languages that don't exist. That's much more interesting to me.

@Gurgagurga 3 ай бұрын

Hey he's seen the goofy movie at least (is goofy black?)

@hamie63_m 3 ай бұрын

@@steven1479the best way. I learned this twenty years later lol. Also shroom tea.

@steven1479 3 ай бұрын

@hamie63_m I do lemon-tek and take turmeric and black pepper about 20 minutes beforehand. I'll lay down for about 2 hours in the dark with no audio until the tiredness goes away. I don't even get how people can take shrooms and like go to a park or anything. I hear it's great out in nature on shrooms, but I took some once when it was snowing and I was scared that I'd go out into the snow and lay down until I died. It's the same fear I have when up on a tall building, that I won't be able to contain my intrusive thoughts and I'll jump.

@TyBayagaAgain 3 ай бұрын

Clangers is back

@blodus4521 3 ай бұрын

ClangersAgain

@TyBayagaAgain 3 ай бұрын

@@blodus4521 o7 good to see you again

@johnstephen399 3 ай бұрын

Never have I clicked a video faster. Welcome back Clangers, hope to see more of you in 2024

@BPchadlite 3 ай бұрын

red pill = saying slurs without consequence

@THESLlCK 2 ай бұрын

new york city

@Cinerary 2 ай бұрын

So the red pill turns you black?

@JohnathanRebel2 Ай бұрын

@Cinerary Ай бұрын

That’s just called being tall and jacked Blk ppl and leftists hate this one simple trick.

@mrscruffles801 12 күн бұрын

Some day man, some day...

@marshallbooker4568 28 күн бұрын

I’ve watched this like 10 times this week and the part about Henrietta makes me laugh til I cry every time. Goddam that is hilarious

@ja3482 3 ай бұрын

in Matrix 2 there's a meeting with The Elders of Zion, all of whom are older and therefore Learned. They command some of the hovercrafts to go on scouting missions to determine if the machines are sending an army to Zion, but demand that captains obey their Protocols for the mission. The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. What did the Wachowskis mean by this? 🤔

@thecianinator 27 күн бұрын

Nothing because the words learned and protocols aren't in the movie, you just hate jews

@tigerdrew92 2 ай бұрын

shoutout stavros not understanding how potatoes cant grow under the ground... where there's no fucking sunlight

@assrammington7961 Ай бұрын

It was a stupid premise to begin with. They had electromagnetic hovering space crafts and war mechs, they couldn’t have some UV lights and growpods for fruits and veggies? Growing food with artificial sunlight is way lower tech than the other shit they had

@tigerdrew92 Ай бұрын

@@assrammington7961 true haha i didnt think about that

@NotAfraid280 3 ай бұрын

Never stop making these please 🙏

@edwardhannah8507 3 ай бұрын

It's weird seeing these new 4K clips of The Matrix that don't have the green colour grading in them. The editing in these videos though 😆

@PoopyStevens 2 ай бұрын

His pantoliano impression is just bill burr, Nick can't differentiate bald dudes

@br3akstuff 2 ай бұрын

It's barely that it just goes into "Italian Guy".

@sadmel2705 3 ай бұрын

Im imagining gay actor Michael Douglas busting at Neo, but neo hitting the slow mo moves to catch all the shots with his face.

@garrettmckuin7294 3 ай бұрын

I know cumfu

@sam4744 3 ай бұрын

Clangers and Saul are what's keeping the boys' gay memory alive.

@brig.badger2896 3 ай бұрын

Another day another banger

@ColonelCorson 3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah, dude. This rocks. I’m gonna watch this during lunch.

@nunya4554 3 ай бұрын

Babe wake up! New clangers just dropped!

@MakoTheFrog 3 ай бұрын

The return of the king! Thanks Clangers, you're doing the lords work.

@EMD_HOKIO 3 ай бұрын

Once again another banger by none other Than Clangers . Thank you brother .

@terrarune 3 ай бұрын

Adam has such a weak, gay laugh. Its like joy hurts him.

@maxwellrux5523 2 ай бұрын

thanks for coming back clangers you a real one. you are the hero we needed in these trying times

@jakeklutts864 3 ай бұрын

Easily the best CT clip channel by a mile.

@HOWBAZARY Ай бұрын

Put a waring label on these video's. I fell out of my chair laughing. This was hilarious.

@TheVGMaster 3 ай бұрын

Two videos in less than a week? Hell yes boys!

@GazongasUniversity 2 ай бұрын

Clangers wit da bangers

@dogewood5499 2 ай бұрын

The Architect: “Oh, you thought it was ma-chines? Ño.”

@osdbest 3 ай бұрын

Clangers making all three edits and releasing them on schedule like its the Lord of the Rings.

@juwannablomie 3 ай бұрын

Bless Clangers. Going through Cumtown for the first time now, it's never too soon to relive some of these masterpieces

@scott5322 2 ай бұрын

Absolute gold from beginning to end lmfao

@raoulmaul 6 күн бұрын

once again, take a bow ClangersTV

@jasonjerusalem 3 ай бұрын

9:00 Hell yeah, they could provide some hydroponics under ground. And mushrooms - explore a new layer of matrix after dinner

@OnPointFirearms 3 ай бұрын

This was a masterpiece. Bravo!

@Garrett1240 3 ай бұрын

This is an all timer

@jackal1221 3 ай бұрын

Yeah there's no black extra's in the Matrix because it was filmed in Australia.

@assrammington7961 Ай бұрын

Australia is a great place where they limit their blackies

@Sam-bh3ds Ай бұрын

Oh my god that was hilarious, specially with Stavros laughing. He has the best laugh

@PreacherJenkins 3 ай бұрын

"renegotiated" is chefs kiss fucking perfect 👌

@thecianinator 27 күн бұрын

15:35 that's where Lily got the story idea for Matrix 4

@nathanarievlis3985 3 ай бұрын

5:31 on ... 💀

@nak3dxsnake 2 ай бұрын

Legit asked a good question when he asked what makes the machines evil for what they are doing.

@provenknowledge 3 ай бұрын

This is some next level stuff

@miked7797 3 ай бұрын

Amazing edit

@Dunmerdog 27 күн бұрын

I love Stavros’ ignorance to how potatoes function juxtaposed to his knowledge of hydroponics

@CarolineBearoline 3 ай бұрын

How about a different matrix, but make it gay?

@Wetknees 3 ай бұрын

Silly rabbit gaytrix are for kids

@ricepresident2990 3 ай бұрын

You best start believing in a gay matrix, cause you’re in one

@canislupus3655 2 ай бұрын

You take the Blue Pill, you fuck whoever you want to fuck. You take the Red Pill, you find out how deep my asshole goes

@MixMastaMcgriddle 2 ай бұрын

Holy moses that’s genius

@bencousins7311 2 ай бұрын

make it gayer am i right?

@monk_0552 3 ай бұрын

Man I hate hackers, they could be anywhere

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

They could even be me or you

@genericgoosereturns Ай бұрын

they predicted every ai we currently have being racist

@GhouliusMagnus Ай бұрын

Loved this video. I want one of these so badly. Browsing the marketplaces daily.

@BingbongDeNiro 2 ай бұрын

the synced up with the music end bits with that song that a lot of Clangers vids feature are just delightful =)

@Metropolithan 3 ай бұрын

This channel is a blessing from the internet god(s)~

@berner 3 ай бұрын

They should work into the new Matrix lore where instead of AI taking over, the reason why they went underground is because the world got tired of black history month.

@TryLimeAde 3 ай бұрын

holy shit the edits on the screens at 17:00

@josh-kf2rd 3 ай бұрын

Anotha Clangers Banger!

@NotSimonL 3 ай бұрын

Love ya clangers

11 күн бұрын

Stav getting side tracked by the lack of potatoes in Zion

@BuenoMcgurski 3 ай бұрын

So good

@daveintheAM 2 ай бұрын

Stavs brain went into turbo drive (aka normal levels of thought) when the concept of potato cultivation came up

@rabbiman24 20 күн бұрын

The gong at the end got me good

@DiscardedContext 2 ай бұрын

Highly spiritual watch!

@jbods1998 3 ай бұрын

The fact the matrix was recorded in Sydney is the most based gay shit I’ve ever seen

@sangyedorje 3 ай бұрын

When Adam and stav talk, it's so dumb, like so, so dumb, I can't

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

Nick is really carrying this Matrix thing

@Originalcopy20 3 ай бұрын

Nick carried the whole show@@br3akstuff

@br3akstuff 3 ай бұрын

@@Originalcopy20True but Stav and Adam egging him on was important

@drcool000009 3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah dude it's Morpheus time

@ThaDukesStudio 3 ай бұрын

Freaking gold

@jackkinseth2936 Ай бұрын

this shit got me so good lmfao

@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel 3 ай бұрын

Hell ya dude

@youtubepoops 3 ай бұрын

Clangers is back!

@DaSauceful 3 ай бұрын

omg we are getting spoiled

@IceCreamBuick 3 ай бұрын

Hell yeah Clangers

@user-tm8jt2py3d 9 күн бұрын

damn, 13:49 reveals top editing talent

@jackhandsome1788 2 ай бұрын

part 3 and 4 when?

@sp00ky313 3 ай бұрын

We need more 😂

@lucasribeiro1875 Ай бұрын

“The only white guy is Keanu” is a funny phrase

@Darek17061 2 ай бұрын

hell yeah dude