The Meanest Jabs in Season One of Succession

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Vulture

4 жыл бұрын

When you’re part of an ultrarich, dysfunctional family of media moguls, you need to develop a sharp tongue to survive. Case and point: Succession’s delightfully rude Roy family. Armed with quick wits and an endless supply of “fuck offs,” the Succession gang throws out some of the best insults and quips on television.

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@romanxxxxyoutube
@romanxxxxyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
That pause and "well i shouldn't be greg" at 1:25 is priceless!
@caffeinateddaydreamsasmr2153
@caffeinateddaydreamsasmr2153 4 жыл бұрын
" Well, I shouldn't be, Greg"
@alcyonae
@alcyonae 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew saying “you can seduce her with your sad eyes” is peak irony
@minus21334
@minus21334 3 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth : excuse me sir
@Lizliz223
@Lizliz223 2 жыл бұрын
Tom not Matthew
@alcyonae
@alcyonae 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lizliz223 Matthew Macfadyen, the actor who plays Tom and who is known for seducing with his sad eyes. The sentence doesn’t work with Tom because he’s a markedly different character.
@Ms14787
@Ms14787 3 жыл бұрын
every single line out of gerri's mouth is absolute gold
@xzh911024
@xzh911024 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t jump”
@briellericker8569
@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын
the fact i dislike every character and still love this show goes to show how it good it is
@taithangcong4704
@taithangcong4704 4 жыл бұрын
Even cousin Greg?
@tyso921
@tyso921 4 жыл бұрын
I only like Gerri
@briellericker8569
@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyso921 i like geri too, and the call girl that the oldest brother is "dating"
@briellericker8569
@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын
@@taithangcong4704 actually greg, the call girl , and geri are all my favs. everyone else i hate lol
@im_so_bored3896
@im_so_bored3896 4 жыл бұрын
lol i like all of them.
@archiveeverything3000
@archiveeverything3000 4 жыл бұрын
2:08 The way Siobhan looked at the camera, its clear Roman's response was improvised #youwish
@zelalmi2934
@zelalmi2934 3 жыл бұрын
But what does it mean? I'm not a native english speaker and I don't get it lol
@arthurcolle2778
@arthurcolle2778 3 жыл бұрын
@@zelalmi2934 They are siblings, so it's weird for him to quip that back
@avinashjiwnani5700
@avinashjiwnani5700 3 жыл бұрын
yes you are right
@viIIaneIIe
@viIIaneIIe 2 жыл бұрын
HAHA I ACTUALLY DIDNT NOTICE THAT
@sg_1541
@sg_1541 2 жыл бұрын
@@arthurcolle2778 I still don't get it. What does the insult meant?
@Melti
@Melti 4 жыл бұрын
"Buckle up Fucklehead!" XD
@fenrir_szn6978
@fenrir_szn6978 4 жыл бұрын
How you missed "you are dating a man fathoms beneath you..." Is criminal
@zzzzzzzzzzz6
@zzzzzzzzzzz6 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like they did insults to their face
@briellericker8569
@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын
or the " at least im only getting fucked by one member of the family " the call girl said to tom lmaooo
@Somelikeitthrift
@Somelikeitthrift 4 жыл бұрын
brielle ricker it’s in there at 1:28
@5easy
@5easy 4 жыл бұрын
Cornelius that wasn’t a jab. That was a knock out blow
@mjrichar715
@mjrichar715 4 жыл бұрын
"Killing hobos isn't a hobby." I'm d-e-a-d
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair it's more of a profession
@dojotommy123
@dojotommy123 3 жыл бұрын
So are those hobos
@keelahrose
@keelahrose 2 жыл бұрын
It's a calling.
@n.a.7373
@n.a.7373 2 жыл бұрын
American psycho jab ouch 😭😭😭
@emilianocortescampos4541
@emilianocortescampos4541 2 жыл бұрын
the killing hobos thing is brought up in another moment in season 01, i started to wonder if romulus actually goes on his little adventures.
@SeddieWeddie
@SeddieWeddie 4 жыл бұрын
There’s not enough quotes of them bringing up Kendall’s cocaine addiction
@zerokozmo
@zerokozmo 4 жыл бұрын
"they make a cajun chicken linguine just how I like it" ohhh Gregory
@adri7753
@adri7753 4 жыл бұрын
Epic
@matthewtom5200
@matthewtom5200 4 жыл бұрын
I loves me some CPK.
@johannabelle
@johannabelle 4 жыл бұрын
I looked this up and it's a real menu item.
@sandcrabwilly3112
@sandcrabwilly3112 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it’s not how you’re supposed to like
@kellyannebrown9800
@kellyannebrown9800 4 жыл бұрын
“Buckle up fucklehead” may be the funniest line on the show packed full of funny lines...
@laurenjcoates
@laurenjcoates 4 жыл бұрын
Every word that comes out of Roman’s mouth is iconic
@Somelikeitthrift
@Somelikeitthrift 4 жыл бұрын
“You wish?”
@TH-dg2mm
@TH-dg2mm Жыл бұрын
This is basically how my family talks to each other except we're poor.
@colmachale
@colmachale 4 жыл бұрын
I was hooked from the second Gregg started puking........out of the eyes 🤣
@NeterRafi77
@NeterRafi77 4 жыл бұрын
This is the dark evil version of the Office
@Hdkd62736hd
@Hdkd62736hd 4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Ortiz exactly what I’ve been thinking
@Somelikeitthrift
@Somelikeitthrift 4 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s why I love it lol
@scottroldan5290
@scottroldan5290 4 жыл бұрын
It's like Shameless but for rich people
@TardisInTheSkye
@TardisInTheSkye 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottroldan5290 less convoluted though
@iloveyoufor10000years
@iloveyoufor10000years 3 жыл бұрын
Omg exactly! They even have the same camera handling approach
@siyaktc1285
@siyaktc1285 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty sure that's Boa Constrictors"
@the1truth420
@the1truth420 4 жыл бұрын
Gold. The best show ever.
@saelaird
@saelaird 4 жыл бұрын
Roman's "Control the narrative" is fucking the best thing I ever saw. I cried, literally cried.
@Chkhitoooo
@Chkhitoooo 3 жыл бұрын
"Here's the thing about being rich, OK? It's fucking great. It's like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want and the authorities can't really touch you."
@slashdisco
@slashdisco 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because I'm a Brit who knows Matthew Macfadyen's also a Brit, but it kills me the weird way Tom pronounces Greg's name: "Guh-REGG". Gets me every time hahahaha.
@xlyu8513
@xlyu8513 3 жыл бұрын
yessssss! i love how his British accent just slips right through everytime there 😂
@greggallant007
@greggallant007 2 жыл бұрын
As a Greg, I agree lol
@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848
@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848 4 жыл бұрын
I love that most of the burns are for Tom.
@chaosprince8291
@chaosprince8291 2 жыл бұрын
The can opener line is my favorite.
@sgtlamancha805
@sgtlamancha805 4 жыл бұрын
“Buckle up fucklehead” has become my go to at work.
@chanayehudis5529
@chanayehudis5529 4 жыл бұрын
Can't make a Tomlette without some Greggs!
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think any show could have more savage insults than Veep, but this one comes very close.
@NDoldinger
@NDoldinger 3 жыл бұрын
Try "The Thick of It" ;-)
@alexcoyg3281
@alexcoyg3281 4 жыл бұрын
"I heard you swallowed you own..." where is that?!!?
@kevingalang9831
@kevingalang9831 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lethrneck4
@lethrneck4 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lafemmefutile it was always kinda fucked up the Roman started dating the woman greg snowballed with...like it was no big deal
@lolobey1291
@lolobey1291 Жыл бұрын
Im OBSESSED with this show right now! Everyone’s lines are hilarious and so iconic !
@bebexaddict
@bebexaddict 4 жыл бұрын
So this is like all the outtakes but it’s actually part of the show
@mattponikvar4944
@mattponikvar4944 4 жыл бұрын
Tom is the best
@LuckGoodLuckLuckGoodLuck
@LuckGoodLuckLuckGoodLuck 4 жыл бұрын
I missed “It’s better than being carried around in dad’s pockets” like fuckin’ Stuart Little”.
@sophullacrap
@sophullacrap 4 жыл бұрын
"mix me up with your sponsor?" NSUCHSNSNSN
@Lafemmefutile
@Lafemmefutile 4 жыл бұрын
sophia howard I was so happy when Kendall dealt with Vaulter. I screamed Yes. It’s telling when you are rooting for a negative act just to shut these Mfers up.
@lethrneck4
@lethrneck4 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lafemmefutile Vaulter represents the worst kind of millenial loaded, liberal socialist snowflakes media corporations..loved seeing Kendall take them down..yep...because daddy said so hahaa
@edithputhy4948
@edithputhy4948 2 жыл бұрын
@@lethrneck4 socialist corporations? i don't think that word means what you think it means
@lethrneck4
@lethrneck4 2 жыл бұрын
@@edithputhy4948 think HuffPost and MSNBC
@mamoru1836
@mamoru1836 2 жыл бұрын
can you please explain this line to me I don't get it TT
@adammelnyk5631
@adammelnyk5631 4 жыл бұрын
i miss this show almost as much as every one of logan's kids miss a loving father
@keelahrose
@keelahrose 2 жыл бұрын
Can't miss what you never had.
@superduper5494
@superduper5494 3 жыл бұрын
i can’t stand watching most of the tom/greg scenes without cringing to death but buckle up fuckle-head is a classic 3:56
@illiterateno2
@illiterateno2 4 жыл бұрын
"Wow, funny and cool." 😂😂
@gregkrazanski
@gregkrazanski 4 жыл бұрын
calamari cockring LOL
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 4 жыл бұрын
"I think that means they see me as a cockring made from calamari" I'm DEAD.
@LANBritain1
@LANBritain1 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the first episode and when I saw 2:06 I instantly knew this show was going to be good.
@seaque.
@seaque. 4 жыл бұрын
i never get that. can someone explain?
@aikaterineillt9876
@aikaterineillt9876 4 жыл бұрын
Seaque it’s funny because they are siblings
@bernadinetinker3028
@bernadinetinker3028 2 жыл бұрын
Season, episode 1 should be reviewed by everone.
@margaretmarguerite
@margaretmarguerite 2 жыл бұрын
"you wish???"
@ajtxx974
@ajtxx974 2 жыл бұрын
‘great get in there and operate doctor google’😭
@MarceloCN
@MarceloCN 4 жыл бұрын
0:13 "You, are, a, Killer."
@saelaird
@saelaird 4 жыл бұрын
Every character is so hateable. I love the whole thing!!
@AroundTheWorldWithEase
@AroundTheWorldWithEase 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s boa constrictors.
@kayh9477
@kayh9477 4 жыл бұрын
cousin greg !
@thatotherkid9210
@thatotherkid9210 4 жыл бұрын
are you sure it isn't Craig
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatotherkid9210 Yes
@thatotherkid9210
@thatotherkid9210 4 жыл бұрын
@@TangoNevada was a reference to Logan's mistake introducing him in S1E1
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatotherkid9210 Got it. Thanks
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
Greg is pretty clearly starting to play some cards he has in the hole. Not sure he is cut out for what's to come. But he is definitely playing the game to the best of his abilities.
@mylifesucksabit
@mylifesucksabit 4 жыл бұрын
you mix me up with your sponsor with that delivery is the best
@lindakachur4862
@lindakachur4862 4 жыл бұрын
I am just gonna have to watch season one all over again to get that good one!
@gucke
@gucke 4 жыл бұрын
Please do season two as well!!
@jash98
@jash98 9 ай бұрын
“Thats not how youre supposed to like it”😂😂
@Jayzone702
@Jayzone702 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I forgot about the Gerri line to Tom about his mother 😂😂
@im_so_bored3896
@im_so_bored3896 4 жыл бұрын
L to the og, he be the OG
@ilianabarrera5505
@ilianabarrera5505 4 жыл бұрын
''I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors''
@Go4Yourz
@Go4Yourz 4 жыл бұрын
Love this show
@A-G-A-G
@A-G-A-G 4 жыл бұрын
“I wish?”...
@mmalytics6066
@mmalytics6066 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m pretty sure that’s boa constrictors”
@bkninja3172
@bkninja3172 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 I'm gonna use this soooo much
@sulaymanhaq5630
@sulaymanhaq5630 2 жыл бұрын
You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.
@tanzida2165
@tanzida2165 3 жыл бұрын
oh come on! "you little machiavellian fuck" is a compliment i hope to get from the guy i just blackmailed
@mukta4689
@mukta4689 6 ай бұрын
The vipers dialogue is so true.
@Jon-bt4zv
@Jon-bt4zv Жыл бұрын
Best series of all time
@adamkane4217
@adamkane4217 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like 27 people are fans of the Cajun chicken linguini at California Pizza Kitchen.
@orensro7434
@orensro7434 4 жыл бұрын
I love this serie
@DarkKnight-er2ny
@DarkKnight-er2ny 3 жыл бұрын
How is this not the best tv show ever????
@Jack_______oh
@Jack_______oh 2 жыл бұрын
Referring to almost any line from Succession as a "jab" feels like a gross understatement
@wittlelady
@wittlelady 4 жыл бұрын
MY GOD MATHEW
@bernadinetinker3028
@bernadinetinker3028 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a set of coffee mugs: "Fuck You Very Much"
@danbam465
@danbam465 4 жыл бұрын
Greg the egg
@iandavid7730
@iandavid7730 4 жыл бұрын
2:08 Was that ad-libbed because her response is to look directly to camera.
@sammartin8458
@sammartin8458 4 жыл бұрын
i thought that too and there's no way its not
@farrellrose4230
@farrellrose4230 4 жыл бұрын
No decent actor is dumb enough to look directly into the camera during a live take. She was likely looking either at another off camera actor or the crew.
@sammartin8458
@sammartin8458 4 жыл бұрын
i dont think it's about being "dumb" or not, if something funny and unexpected happens and you think the take is over, there would be no reason you couldnt, or wouldnt look at the director who may be standing behind the camera
@sammartin8458
@sammartin8458 4 жыл бұрын
@@farrellrose4230 and looking at something or someone immediately behind the camera counts as looking into the camera
@farrellrose4230
@farrellrose4230 4 жыл бұрын
@@sammartin8458 Yes that's why I said she likely looked at the crew not DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA as originally stated. Actors aren't going to do that. They are trained to ignore the camera for the most part.
@celino22
@celino22 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 my girl is savage
@0ut1and3r
@0ut1and3r 4 жыл бұрын
1:56 😂😂😂
@Festoniaful
@Festoniaful Жыл бұрын
Calamari cockring is amazing
@MRLUCCH
@MRLUCCH 4 жыл бұрын
2:09 breaking the fourth wall
@siemprerm2763
@siemprerm2763 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even trust water is perfect
@amrikd
@amrikd 3 жыл бұрын
'Ah... Mr. Fuckhead i presume'? 😂
@renatenha
@renatenha 3 жыл бұрын
1:40 best part
@theimmaculated6480
@theimmaculated6480 2 жыл бұрын
2:06 fucked shiv up she thought it was gonna be cut lmao
@mathewsmukoyani3719
@mathewsmukoyani3719 4 жыл бұрын
where's for season 2
@ritz7825
@ritz7825 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO.....OMG, dying!
@isbestlizard
@isbestlizard 2 жыл бұрын
Greg is adorable XD
@faIIenfruit
@faIIenfruit 2 жыл бұрын
"wow, funny _and_ cool."
@theeternalcowboy
@theeternalcowboy 4 жыл бұрын
we need season 2
@keanureeves411
@keanureeves411 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your sincere compliment and love towards coming on screen.I’m not complete without you as my Fan all over the world 🌹 I have you to be most thankful for 🌹🌹 I don't come online often, but you can get in touch via WhatsApp messenger: +1(320)2046636. Good Movies , much love ❤️
@jreim
@jreim 4 жыл бұрын
wow... funny and cool
@blakepotter7937
@blakepotter7937 3 жыл бұрын
Season 3 huuuuuurry!!!
@MyaB1986
@MyaB1986 2 жыл бұрын
The bast jab was that they made fun of you. You are "Vaulter".
@buzzy33
@buzzy33 2 жыл бұрын
okay no wonder i got a certain vibe from Roman, just realize the actor is the brother of Macauley Culkin.
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of The Thick of It but the cursing toned down lmao
@jorgborb
@jorgborb 11 ай бұрын
Till this day I still wonder how Logan would've solved the bank problem at the start of season 1. Sure Ken gave part of the company away to a rival, but they really were in a bad situation, no?
@conscioussleeper5619
@conscioussleeper5619 2 жыл бұрын
3:56 1:17 don't mind me, personal use
@baruchkamps644
@baruchkamps644 3 жыл бұрын
Song?
@bernadinetinker3028
@bernadinetinker3028 2 жыл бұрын
everyone.
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
Settle an argument for me. Is this a Comedy or a Drama, a Dark Comedy or a Dramody?
@cheifsfan78
@cheifsfan78 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea!!! I would put along the same lines as Shameless. Funny as hell sometimes but super serious others. I am a huge fan
@MF-qs5oe
@MF-qs5oe 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
@@MF-qs5oe I think it's a Drama with Comic Relief. There were plenty of LOL moments in the Soprano's, but I would never call that show a comedy. Same with Breaking Bad, the Wire, etc. I think this show fits in with them as far as description.
@KadayiPolokov
@KadayiPolokov 4 жыл бұрын
The Darkest of Comedies
@TangoNevada
@TangoNevada 4 жыл бұрын
@@KadayiPolokov Okay, I have been watching it again with other people and they all agree. No way is this is comedy or even a dark comedy. It just has moments of comic relief. I sincerely think the only reason why people even consider this a comedy if because of the camera work. Specifically where they do that fast Zoom in or Pan to a Character, much like The Office did or Parks and Rec, etc. I think that is just to throw you off. This is a drama through and through with some funny moments.
@CookieThug
@CookieThug 2 жыл бұрын
you’re on speaker phone tom
@joelkaranikas7314
@joelkaranikas7314 2 жыл бұрын
2:02 Tom's black eye
@samanthacristinaburgosmera4160
@samanthacristinaburgosmera4160 3 ай бұрын
and I still don't know how that happened
@jomocheatham
@jomocheatham 4 жыл бұрын
Do Stewie from both seasons. PLEASE, do Stewie...
@Somelikeitthrift
@Somelikeitthrift 4 жыл бұрын
1:45 💀💀💀💀
@delivererx
@delivererx 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure those are boa constrictors. Greg is void of any loyalty or empathy.
@petekdemircioglu
@petekdemircioglu 3 жыл бұрын
a sicko family
@hannahs1683
@hannahs1683 2 жыл бұрын
Every fourth word in this show is fuck
@stridersanza426
@stridersanza426 Жыл бұрын
No one thinks it’s ironic this is posted by Vulture?
@mellamotina5100
@mellamotina5100 Жыл бұрын
1:44 1:18
@miguelcuriel1987
@miguelcuriel1987 2 жыл бұрын
I hate slash love every character except logan shiv and roman i just hate them
@AG-vh3lx
@AG-vh3lx 11 ай бұрын
Can Someone please tell me What Calamari Cock ring means ??? Is it just an absolute nonsense term as usually is on the show or does it have some cultural meaning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@faveladarbunch8738
@faveladarbunch8738 Жыл бұрын
Jesus F-ing christ, don't add music in the background if you don't know how to mix it with the dialogue. It's annoying.
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