The Most Awkward “Sorry, Wrong Person!” Moments

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@aftersexhighfives
@aftersexhighfives 3 жыл бұрын
Crowded second hand store, my husband is holding hands with a woman as they look at different clothing racks back to back, they're both not paying attention just being lovey with the body behind them. (something we do) I see a bemused man watching them too from the other end of the aisle. Walk around and over to him and notice that we're all in coordinating outfits. His wife and me in similar leggings and tunics and he and my husband in cargo shorts and similar color t shirts. We stand there watching for a minute. The wife looked up first and saw her husband and me standing there watching and she turned pale shaking my husband off like he was a spider suddenly. Which got him to look up, startled at her face and then at me and other husband who are now loudly laughing. They look at one another and back at us. he scampers to me and other husband walks the 3 steps over to his wife who is now also laughing after getting a better look at my outfit. My husband's ears are bright red. other wife simply says: we all see what happened right? I had to sit down, crying laughing. He says, when did you get over there?! you were just behind me?? I don't know that lady. which took me to drunk seal snort laughter as I said, teleported obviously. which is an inside joke bc I walk very softly. Other husband had a very deep heh heh heh laugh that turned to high pitched jekyll when I snorted which started his wife back up. Was a good day of contagious giggles and mistaken identity. Which made us even for the wrong generation story that happened 3 or 4 years before this mix up. it's in another comment. I leave several comments because the more comments on a video, the better for the creator. or so I'm lead to believe.
@marigold3208
@marigold3208 3 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome! Hey, you all got your good taste in clothes and spouses validated! (I too enjoy feeding the algorithm!)
@54GodzillaFan
@54GodzillaFan 3 жыл бұрын
I was once walking through WalMart and heard someone shout out "Hey, [my name!]" I turn around and go "Yeah?" Turns out it was an employee trying to get the attention of another employee who has the same name I do!
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! I was doing a job at a kids day centre and a little girl had the same name so I always said "yeah?" When my co workers were talking to her. In the end I called her "Little Phoebe" and she was chill with it. She was a cute kid! 😂
@happyguy1137
@happyguy1137 3 жыл бұрын
I was walking through a hallway at school when I saw a kid that I thought was one of my best friends. I playfully pushed him into the wall and told him to give me his lunch money. (No intention of actually taking anything) And the kid just looks at me a little scared and luckily when I told him what happened he was able to understand and we laughed it off.
@zuesetzen3837
@zuesetzen3837 3 жыл бұрын
someone put the wrong number down for their employment paperwork so now I get random calls and texts from this man's coworkers and employers (sometimes with confidential information which is unfortunate). Most of them don't believe me at first and get mad when I tell them they have the wrong number and I just don't want to go back to work lol
@K4G1
@K4G1 3 жыл бұрын
Once,I got this voicemail and a missed call from an old woman. She thought my number was a hair salon phone number,I called her back to tell her I wasn’t the hair salon.and that I was a random girl
@aftersexhighfives
@aftersexhighfives 3 жыл бұрын
when my daughter was barely walking so like maybe a year old. we had to take my husband's uniform to get his name tape sewn onto it. and apparently like 17 other people needed the same thing. but it's a super fast thing you just line up the tape and put it in the machine in the machine Auto sews it for the person. I sat down in the waiting area with my little baby and she got restless in my arms so I let her go. we know half the people in the store anyway and everybody but myself and three other wives are in the same uniform. my little girl went to every single leg pulled on it and when they looked down, said NO and kept walking until she finally found her dad. the entire room was cracking up waiting to see what happened. When she got to Dad she just giggled and did uppy arms. then at his height she looked startled at everyone around her. children's eyesight is not that great until they're like 3. so with all of them in uniform we think that suddenly everybody was one giant multi-headed human. she freaked out a little bit and made a fraidy face and so they kind of separated with the intent of letting me easily grab her back and she calmed down again so Dad kept her. Then she decided she liked one of the lady soldiers and melted her heart grabbing for her. She was a different race from us so she didn't think it was me. She just wanted the pretty lady dressed like Daddy to hold her. lol Which started a debate with her husband about how cute she looked holding a baby. He just did the Mexican tchkahhh noise, and laughed. so funny. I don't miss military life. But do miss knowing everyone, even if just by familiar face. I really miss being able to go outside and going I need help lifting something really loudly when mine was deployed and three dudes just come walking from different backyards. I do not miss the drama tho. oh the drama.
@dragonflame8913
@dragonflame8913 3 жыл бұрын
So, mine is that I was at this restaurant at a water park getting dinner, I walked over to this random guy he looked just like my dad from a distance. It didn’t help that I hadn’t put on my glasses before I walked over and started talking to him. I’m still cringing at that memory and it’s been a few years
@TheVagrant77
@TheVagrant77 3 жыл бұрын
I was like 6 or so and I walked up to a person with long hair and leather jacket. Grabbed the person's hand and was like "Hey mom, I need to show you something.". Biker guy with huge beard turns around and I was like "Sorry dude." Went to next aisle and found my mom.
@PotterBrony82
@PotterBrony82 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, that brings me back to my teen years.
@xtremefps_
@xtremefps_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nny!
@tonyblake7569
@tonyblake7569 3 жыл бұрын
Still have all those comics in a box somewhere.
@amelianekomimi1936
@amelianekomimi1936 3 жыл бұрын
I only know this cuz invader zim
@plantemor
@plantemor 3 жыл бұрын
"Also inexplicably happy was my actual son, who was waving at us from the window" 30 friggin seconds in and I'm already dying xD
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 3 жыл бұрын
Your son waving to you as you are coming back with another child.. now I think I would have cried if I saw my Mom liked another kid more than I.. what a sweet boy your son was🥰
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 3 жыл бұрын
People that bought the kid shoes 🥰just makes me so happy there’s people like you folks
@hendyallen5993
@hendyallen5993 3 жыл бұрын
My father went square dancing years ago. He was following the callers instructions " turn to the left and Dootsidoo. " Meaning turn to your dance partner and hug them. The caller got it backwards and he turned to hug a complete stranger. That was how my father met my mother, and they have been married for over 35 years now.
@puppetseducer
@puppetseducer 3 жыл бұрын
Dosido? Hugging? What?
@hendyallen5993
@hendyallen5993 3 жыл бұрын
@@puppetseducer traditional American dance. You follow the callers instructions. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gK6hhpSTtLWwhpc.html
@puppetseducer
@puppetseducer 3 жыл бұрын
@@hendyallen5993 I know what it is, the hugging doesn't sound right
@hendyallen5993
@hendyallen5993 3 жыл бұрын
@@puppetseducer number one, it was the 80s. Number two, it's my story, you don't have to believe it if you don't want to, but it doesn't change how my parents met.
@puppetseducer
@puppetseducer 3 жыл бұрын
@@hendyallen5993 didn't say your parents didn't meet that way, I'm telling you there are no hugs in square dancing lol Wtf does the 80's have to do with it
@kiwifreund
@kiwifreund 3 жыл бұрын
I was in the downtown area of a large city at my dad's hair salon. My friend that I hadn't seen for 4 years was meeting me. I was trying to watch the street and sidewalk through the mirror while sitting in the salon chair. I thought I saw him walk really fast past the salon, so I shot out of the chair, out the door and after him. Dang, he walked FAST. The whole time, which was about 4 blocks, I would stop and yell his name. EVERYONE would stop and turn around except him. I finally caught up to him, breathless, grabbed his hairy arm, and....oh, definitely not my friend. Same height, same haircut, same beard, same hairy arms, but not my friend. I limped back to the salon and my friend showed up 2 minutes later. (As if to punish me, he tricked me into attending an MLM pitch that ended our friendship that evening, but that's another story!)
@augusthoglund6053
@augusthoglund6053 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had both my paternal grandparents mistake me for my Dad at least once, either in person or over the phone. It’s not been really a problem because they love my Dad as well as me.
@Lily-lp5dg
@Lily-lp5dg 3 жыл бұрын
That happens with me too!! Me and my mom don’t even look *that* similar
@computernerdinside
@computernerdinside 3 жыл бұрын
I was shopping for sodas at Walmart when some chick, maybe about y age or slightly older (I was 19 or 20) hugged me from behind. First thought was I had no issue as it could have been someone I know but who is it? Nope, was some chick who, after noticing I wasn't her cousin, apologized, and we shared a laugh.
@everyday3164
@everyday3164 3 жыл бұрын
I remember running towards my mom and saying 'mommy mommy' when I was little, turns out it was a different person and my mom was in the opposite direction seeing me
@puppetseducer
@puppetseducer 3 жыл бұрын
At a Children's World "field trip", I mistook a lady for one of the staffers, threw my arm around her to walk with her, and then realized she wasn't who I thought she was (she didn't answer when I called her, I was auch a dumb kid), and this woman laughed and said, "I'm not ______". I have never physically recoiled from someone so hard before or since.
@firestarhk3875
@firestarhk3875 3 жыл бұрын
So the daycare one: why tf didn’t a staff member say anything? I work at a daycare and we always see each kid leave with their parent (or grandparent, aunt, uncle, etc.) if one of them tried to leave with a different kid I and my coworkers would be like “wtf?” It is funny though that their actual son was waving from the window 😂
@zachcrawford5
@zachcrawford5 3 жыл бұрын
I was the wrong person. I was waiting for my bus to head home from the mall and I heard a older women yell "Ryan! There you are!" followed shortly by her husband say "come on we have to go now". Since my name isn't "Ryan" I had no reason to pay any attention to any of this until one of them grabbed me by the shoulder and spun me around saying "come hun we have to..OH! Your not Ryan! I'm sorry I thought you were our grandson, he's 11 and looks alot like you, do you know him?". I was nineteen when this happened lol.
@Meela9088
@Meela9088 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was on holiday in Bali and I was like 10 or so and really enjoyed the buffet. I saw a woman with dark hair in a ponytail and went to tell her about all the food I had, thinking it was my mum. She turned around. Not my mum.
@elsquibbs
@elsquibbs 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a little kid, I jumped into a strange guy's car because I thought he was my dad. They looked almost identical and had the same car. I remember the guy being more confused than I was.
@cyrusmuller6502
@cyrusmuller6502 3 жыл бұрын
The guys is just like “this is a surprise, but a welcome one” and that’s how you were surprise adopted
@bumblebee949
@bumblebee949 3 жыл бұрын
God, this makes me so glad I'm a paranoid bugger who never shouts out to/waves at/unexpectedly hugs/greets someone I don't 100% recognise as my family/friend. I also have to check the license plate of the car I get into, simply because I'm ok at recognising the car itself, but I've seen too many similar ones to risk it.
@himawari8310
@himawari8310 3 жыл бұрын
When I was like four or something we were all standing in our garden. My mother, my father AND a repair man who just fixed the sink. He was not as close to them to call him a family friend, but they knew each other. I was in a pretty good mood and started to wrap my arms around my parents legs, hugging them a couple of seconds, dont ask me why. I went back and forth between them, when I got confused for a second and did it with the repair man. I didn't notice until I looked up. I ended up running away, screaming and crying and climbing onto the trampoline, where I stayed until the repair man left.😂 To this day I feel kinda bad that I reacted that way. Like it was such a cute moment and the man didn't mind at all and found it funny, since he had kids around my age as well, but I was so scared and embarrassed that time.😅
@cknutj2387
@cknutj2387 3 жыл бұрын
As an ungrateful teenager, I stormed into the kitchen looking for my mom to complain about something. She was on her knees, fiddling with something inside the dishwasher. Half way through my angry rant, moms laughter rang out from behind me, and I realized I had been standing there in my underwear, chewing out an incredibly awkward/embarrassed dishwasher repair man for buying the wrong tampons. I deserved that.
@Human-kb6xc
@Human-kb6xc 5 ай бұрын
I think many of us hugged the wrong woman thinking she was our mother.
@logankimmet3465
@logankimmet3465 3 жыл бұрын
I went to check Radio TTS and found myself here instead.
@reddawnstudios2016
@reddawnstudios2016 3 жыл бұрын
I was at Halloween horror nights, with all the haunted mazes. There was one maze that had a start with lots of people entering off the tram into a dark fog. From the fog came out a bunch of mimes with chainsaws towards us and certainly scared a lot of people. It didn't freak me out too bad, but what did was the sudden death grab from behind as some girl who must have thought I was her boyfriend had lunged for the nearest guy ( which happened to be me lol). It took several of her friends to pry her off, the poor girl was just terrified.
@herusaleron6793
@herusaleron6793 3 жыл бұрын
i was the friend who watched as it happened. me and this girl at my school looked really similar when we were about 13 or so. both tall, larger people with blonde curly frizzy hair. friend went up and hugged this random girl from behind and then panicked and apologized when she realized it wasn’t me. we all became friends after though bc we all thought it was hilarious.
@Aurora-do2rv
@Aurora-do2rv 3 жыл бұрын
I was shopping in a big supermarket and as I bent down to pick up some bread a child ran up behind me and grabbed me round the waist/top of thighs (full side of their face on my bum hugging me!). ‘Found you mammy!’, as I turned to look at him the horror on this child’s face and his father’s face was priceless!. I looked exactly like his mother blonde hair etc (though father said later I was taller). I just laughed and said ‘I don’t remember having him?’. Father bursts out laughing and the child started laughing too (though I don’t think he understood what I meant) but it was Best thing to do, didn’t want to traumatise this poor child lol. We talked and went our separate ways. My boyfriend caught up with me outside and I saw them again (mother with them this time could see her laughing and waved enthusiastically at me) so I laughed and waved back. My bf asked about it ‘oh that’s my child I don’t remember having!’ And explained the story while my bf wet himself laughing!!. 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
@blindpeopledostuff3587
@blindpeopledostuff3587 3 жыл бұрын
Once when I was a kid my family and I was at a restaurant and when I came back from the bathroom I made a mistake and went to the wrong table. Recently I opened the wrong car door because the damn car looked like my mothers. Lol
@jtree3390
@jtree3390 3 жыл бұрын
As a visually impaired person this happens to me a lot
@ItsJustJay737
@ItsJustJay737 10 ай бұрын
I got 2 stories: Story 1: In 8th grade we had an end of the year school trip to an amusement park, and we arrived at the school at like 10 pm and it was super dark when I entered my moms white ford bronco just to find some horrified lady sitting in the drivers seat. I apologized profusely and found my moms white bronco 2 spots away Story 2: my mom was on the phone with my aunt while I was in my room. I heard some wild laughter and after a while she ran up to my room saying that she got new swim suit bottoms and she meant to send a picture to my aunt but instead she sent it to her boss. So in the end the superintendent of the school district I go to has a picture of my mom standing on a toilet with a hoodie, a bikini bottom, and fuzzy socks on
@sorryimsunny
@sorryimsunny 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s one: We had a family reunion or something and I was using my dads phone to take pictures. When I was done, I went to give the phone back to my dad, but I gave it to the wrong person (they looked similar or I wasn’t paying attention, can’t remember). Didn’t really talk to any of the adults the rest of the time.
@aaronodonoghue1791
@aaronodonoghue1791 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single person on Earth: The text to speech: *G E A N S*
@firetootz
@firetootz 3 жыл бұрын
Went to amountain to play in the snow with my family when i was 5 or 4, there was a cafe at the mountain plus a locker room and we went sledding, after sledding we went to the locker room to get our stuff and take off our snow stuff etc as i am sitting on the bench there was a lady next to me that had the same exact jacket as my mother and i *LAYED DOWN* on her lap to take a small nap, then i noticed it wasnt my mom and saw my mom still at the locker, and i was embarrased and the memory stayed for years
@nickioleary8577
@nickioleary8577 Жыл бұрын
Don’t know if this counts, but my college roommate has accidentally walked into the wrong dorm room on multiple occasions. Like has pulled the door open and walked in and everything. I’ve done this a few times but I always figure it out when I stick my key in the lock and it doesn’t work so thankfully I’ve never had to explain to a random dude why I’m barging into his room😅
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF Жыл бұрын
While browsing at EB Games (Canadian Gamestop) with my cousin a dude with a cap and camo jacket with his kid asked us about a particular game. I forget which, but it was popular, and a linear single player game, so I recommended the rental/used video store a few blocks away. We went to that store later, and saw a man with a cap and camo jacket with his kid leaving. I immediately shouted 'Did'ja find it?!' while my cousin walked away from me, in the direction of the door while Dad and Junior stood and stared at me. 'Did'ja find it?!' Became a running gag for a few years.
@aftersexhighfives
@aftersexhighfives 3 жыл бұрын
my dad borrowed his neighbors red truck for some reason or another I can't remember now and I was with him, I'm 9. we stopped to get lunch and while he was paying at the till I walked out and got in the red truck. there was a man outside smoking and he looks at me and gets this grin on his face. so I very obviously locked the door by pushing down the door thingy which makes him start busting up laughing even harder. my dad walks out of the restaurant sees the guy laughing looks over in his eyesight direction and puts his hands on his hips and then just quietly walks over to the other red truck that's three spots down and barely out of my eyesight. I scramble out of the red truck and now the guy that was smoking is just bent over crying gaffaw laughing and says I figured you were lost, little spryte. I look over to my dad who has rolled down the window now and he said "so which family are you picking?" I made a squeak sound which made both of them start laughing even harder and I got into my dad's borrowed truck. and he said oh all right I guess I'll keep on feeding ya. waved to the guy and said, have a good afternoon Chuck sorry you don't get another daughter today. Chuck laughed and said, see ya at the range this weekend. Wife would kill me, we just got our youngest off to college! they both laughed. my dad only had me on weekends, I didn't know the towny ppl but Dad did... because he is one lol. Chuck has 6 daughters and all Ford red trucks *still* look the same.
@JohnSmith-wx9wj
@JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 жыл бұрын
That's too many daughters.
@DabiTodoroki
@DabiTodoroki 3 жыл бұрын
My dad was riding his bike home and a random woman rolled down her car window and said, “Random Name, don’t you have work?” My dad had to explain to her that he wasn’t her husband awkwardly and she laughed and told him he looked like her husband and just drove away.
@burritobear4954
@burritobear4954 Жыл бұрын
My family took a vacation to Mexico. We were meeting with some family friends at the airport. When we got there, we saw our family friends and went to hug them. After hugging two of them there was somebody next to one of them with his arms stretched out for a hug, I couldn’t see his face. I was in mindless small talk greeting mode, so I just hugged. It was only then it dawned on me, there were only two family friends we were meeting with, why am I giving a third hug? I backed away and it was some random guy who began laughing hysterically with his buddy next to him. Good successful joke, well played.
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
SHE WAS THAT VIDEO LMAOOOO she died lol thanks dad 💀
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine sum one gets scared of smoke 💀
@ladyweasellou3367
@ladyweasellou3367 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my late fiance ready screwed up... So we were about 18-yrs apart in age and I'm very tiny (5ft 1in & 96lbs). We were in the mall doing our x-mas shopping and it was terribly crowded. He had left me in a store to get us a drink. When he returned, I saw him stand at the entrance and look over the crowd for me, I began rushing twords him.... When I saw him suddenly stop look at somebody give a look like oh there she is and immediately start walking towards her I glanced over to see who he was walking towards and saw this young girl that couldn't have been but 13 or 14 but she was tiny like me and wearing a black turtle neck and blue jeans like I was.... I saw what was coming and knew that it could be really bad... so I started trying to yell for him but he couldn't hear me. He was a very loving, affectionate, romantic and intelligent man (he had retired from the British special forces (I'm American, he was a Scot) and he had proposed to me at the party his "NCO"s threw for him. During his early years he had been injured and had massive scarring from an injury and a poor stich job from the top of his left temple to his chin over the eye society (it really was a miracle he didn't lose his eye or vision) so his appearance could be starling if you're not expecting him. He walked up behind this poor girl (I think she was maybe 14?) Wrapped his arms around her from behind and whispered something to her ...she jerked around in a panic, already letting out a startled scream but when she turned and saw him she really screamed and started backing up shoving him back. When he realized what had happened he was every bit as horrified as that poor girl was and he also let out a yell and was shoving her away. The entire store had gone completely still in silence staring and confusion and surprise, I was worried somebody might think he was trying to hurt her and go after him so I immediately yelled through the now silent store "No darling! that's not me!" Everyone looked over to me wearing the same thing in the same size but obviously not a young teenager (though still still tbh) and then back at her. She had looked over at me when I said it and then looked up at him and saw the absolute horror on his face and madly apologizing and stumbling over his words - she understood immediately and started laughing thankfully and her parents caught on and started laughing too followed by everybody in the immediate vicinity including me. I remember he was so embarrassed and I had to drag him out of the store while he apologized profusely the entire way. We always laughed about it afterwards so it wasn't a big deal and absolutely hilarious and hindsight. After he passed away I have eventually moved on and married a man who's been a wonderful spouse for 14 years now. So I admittedly still miss him and can't help but tear up when thinking or speaking about him. My husband now is a very good man and very understanding of that. But that story was always one of my favorite memories and a good one to look back on to laugh.
@nickdegugs7190
@nickdegugs7190 3 жыл бұрын
0:19 Georgie’s parents should’ve taken this hint.
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Lol we scared them 😭
@Poptartpug
@Poptartpug 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny. The same guy from 8:47 showed up later in the video at 18:00. Pretty neat.
@amberrichey2769
@amberrichey2769 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of butt slaps lol
@xtremefps_
@xtremefps_ 3 жыл бұрын
Roll tide 🤣
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
My finger LoL
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Good job 😭😭💀
@tashamott
@tashamott 3 жыл бұрын
i was in the air port and hugged someone from behind them thinking it was my (now ex) gf. it was some random 60 yr old.
@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that jurassic park game IT WAS AWESOME!!!
@omar.88
@omar.88 3 жыл бұрын
18:46 Welcome to egypt lol
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
His best boxing I'd great 😂 😭 i cried 😭 it sounds like me tho lol tf
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
was that sum one tripping on drugs lol
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Omg when the made me go infront of the class 😭😭😭 💀 😑
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
I hate drama lol and I hate when I walk into store and talk to sum one and it's not ur parents LOLLLLLL it's so embarrassing lol
@Feast_
@Feast_ 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is boring I wanted to reconnect with an old friend, so I got his new number from a mutual friend and sent him a text Turns out I somehow didn't overwrite the old number, so I sent a text to that instead
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934
@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 3 жыл бұрын
You’re right😉
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Why tf are my hands so greasy 😭😭 SIERRA stop and
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF Жыл бұрын
Not wrong person, but rather I'm... not a table. Christmas shopping in a black leather jacket at Toys 'R Us I noticed my shoe untied, so I found some space between a couple of displays to bend over and tie them because the place was packed. I did not crouch down, but just bent over with my legs straight. This may not sound impressive, but I was in my mid-thirties, six feet tall, about 210 lbs, and mostly muscle. When I righted myself I inhaled deeply, and must've looked like some kind of rising leviathan as a Karen, who waa right in front of me eeked loudly and in her high-heels scuttled behind her husband. After the menfolk got finished laughing ahe explained that she thought my broad, black leather back was a table - turning into me, in all my glory, was just too much for her.
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
MY NOSE. TF IS THE HOLE THERE TF
@jeffb.i.5574
@jeffb.i.5574 3 жыл бұрын
Oops, you looked so familiar from behind🙃🙂
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
😭 😭 Wtffff WHY DID HE RUN AWAY 😭💀 DONT RUN SEAY IM UR DAD NOW hdhd
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
, 😭😭😭 💀 😳 thats Depresing lol
@aftersexhighfives
@aftersexhighfives 3 жыл бұрын
we went drinking at a bar across the road from the restaurant that we had our night before the wedding family dinner I don't remember what it's called maybe rehearsal dinner the night before our wedding and I was a little drunk and everybody was in matching t-shirts and my fiance had gone to the restroom while my dad and his dad and my dad's husband were all standing at the bar facing away from me. again we're all in matching t-shirts that say different things but are the same color. and I didn't realize that my fiance had left that area. so I linked arms and laid my head on with who I thought was my fiance and said I'm really tired can we please go back to the room now. it was his dad. a low rumble chuckle left him and he said: wrong generation. like the mad hatter says change places. my dad and who I call my uncle lost it and will still randomly look at me and just say wrong generation in the cadence of the mad hatter saying change places. I still turn a little red and I'm still a little embarrassed and it's been more than a decade. they literally look just alike one is just older. 😂😂😂🤷‍♀️ they don't act anything alike. lol
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭🍄🌬️🌀🌊 did he see that gun 💀 I had 💀😭 wait is even real loo
@Lily_of_the_Forest
@Lily_of_the_Forest 3 жыл бұрын
The lesson here is only spank / grab butts after you see the correct face.
@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 3 жыл бұрын
The kids from the first story planned it.
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
TF SNACK THO LOL 😂 😭 💀💀 DAIRYYYY Jug head is utghhh ghhh NO IM NOT
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 she's a bot for me thanks dad 👄
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
I just fucking wtf woke up again in the same wtf
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
My funeral cuz mom said I'm dad 💀😭
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Nose 👃
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
OH 😳😳😳
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Middle* omg 😭 ewww never again 🤮 ok but that song was funny asf I can't even lie 😭 💀 💀 ☠️ stoppppop 😭 💀
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 MY VOICE mom SMH not funny
@datboitaco5463
@datboitaco5463 3 жыл бұрын
My mom's number used to be a strippers number.
@pew707
@pew707 3 жыл бұрын
yo why r there only 40 likes rn???
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
Yo dude had been going through my phone no FR BCUZ mom is an idiot and let them use our wifi 😭 bcux ppl tap it and ugh
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
We were friends lol why was I do cringe asf tf 😭 and he was too he can't talk 😭 💀 WTF 💀 THATS OHHHH 😭 why was he do red😭
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀 Oooops
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
I am selling lol
@sourbongjuices9632
@sourbongjuices9632 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@smartchip
@smartchip 3 жыл бұрын
Uzoot,
@snevel
@snevel 3 жыл бұрын
💎⭐💎⭐💎
@imsimple379
@imsimple379 3 жыл бұрын
Ay, second.
@cooletajones4209
@cooletajones4209 3 жыл бұрын
Ay, third.
@flattirefire
@flattirefire 3 жыл бұрын
Ay, fourth.
@goatmilk1
@goatmilk1 3 жыл бұрын
Ay, who cares?
@xxanything_kayleexx619
@xxanything_kayleexx619 3 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@KodineKoma
@KodineKoma 3 жыл бұрын
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