I think this would be a really fun thing to do as a series, so if you know of any more bizarre estate agency listings please do link them to me! Either here or via my twitter @jayexci

This house is so incredibly huge, and all that space is utilized in literally the worst possible ways

This house looks so much smaller on the outside. It’s like entering it transports you to a dimension of pure what.

I feel like this is the American headquarters for Wish

This "house" was originally a protestant church. The "bathtub" was originally the baptismal pool which is why there were stairs going down both sides of the "tub" - those being baptized would go in on one side and out on the other. New walls were built since then, but the side with the shower heads originally opened into the congregational seating area. This also explains the bathroom with 2 toilets - door marked "wome"(n) and the bathroom next door with the toilet and urinal. These were originally divided with standard toilet cubical walls. Yes, they were probably pirating, trying to remarket "collectors" merchandise that stores were getting rid of, etc. The boxes probably meant that they dealt in comic books, vintage science fiction paperbacks, etc. Probably a whole "geekspace" of roommates that went in on the property purchase together (fandom is messy). Possibly the bank repossessed it and was just trying to sell the property without paying the considerable sum it would cost to clean the building out. But I think if you were able to research the history of the property, you will find it was built as a church.

This place seems like an SCP. A living house that infinitely tries to build more and more rooms, attempting to mimic modern houses but in a really uncanny way.

This is an AI generated house, and no one can convince me otherwise.

This vid needs a man silently eating pasta in the corner for it to be be truly great.

Without the narrator, this could be a setting for a horror/strange game.

So that's literally a Baptism tub, hence the narrow shape and the stairs on both sides. Imagine walking through a hall of porn to then Baptize yourself every day.

Finally, a look inside the home of the infamous forty-one footed pirate of Knob Creek.

The microwave over the stove is actually a combo microwave extractor fan, which is quite common in the US to save counter space and it's not uncommon for the microwave above the stove to die and then remain because it's too much trouble to remove it, so a second cheaper/working microwave is procured and put on the counter. The rest of this house is crazy though.

I've driven by this house like a thousand times due to the nature of my previous job. I guess you never know when or where you're passing by a micro Chernobyl until it's being showcased by some KZfaqr to hundreds of thousands of people on the internet.

The story to the house: originally, the building was used as a church and a Christian school where extensions were added on later to accommodate people. In fact the blue bath was actually a babtistry for the church, hence the staircases and deepness. The owner who lived there had such a mass of boxes and goods because he says 'he was running a legitimate family business' where he bought goods from markets and flipped them on Amazon and eBay. However the house was once raided by police under the suspicion of stolen goods which put him under a 7 year probation for organised crime and tax evasion. The reason he listed the house in such a state was simply because he needed the money ASAP to buy his new house (a chain) and that the original listing has had the bath tub and room before it removed from the 3d tour due to it putting off potential buyers. Also, if you're interested, he's looking to 'unload some of those Gone Wild DVDs as souvenirs' if you're interested haha.

I think the most unreal part of this house to me is the fact that the owner allowed someone to film every square inch of it and put it on the internet. Everything else is pretty believable.

This puts me in mind of aliens trying to live a "normal" human life. They are aware of human habits, know what houses are and what function they serve but can't quite pull it all together into a convincing facade .

this house looks like it existed as a funeral parlor or church at one point explaining the gender specific bathrooms with multiple toilets

The worst part about this house isn't the weird stuff, but rather the normal stuff. There are beds in this house. That means that there are real people who really live and sleep in this abomination. The juxtaposition of the disgusting hoarding in every nook and cranny of the building contrasted with the stuff like beds, chairs and toilets that serve no purpose beyond human occupation is terrifying.

Guys I figured it out. That "shower" wasn't a shower, it was a baptistry. This is a church turned into a porn-production and media pirating warehouse house.

around the ten minute mark is when i stopped laughing and started hyperventilating

This should be a spiritual successor of The Stanley parable game, where you go through the house while Jay is commenting and it gets stranger and stranger the furter inn you get, and there is enough stuff here that Jay would point out different things for each playthrough

series idea: Jay breaking into someone's house and reviewing they living habits 👍

This feels like a house of five stereotypical neckbeards who are in a polyamorous relationship with each other and run some really shady business together

Having two of everything is a hoarder trait. It's based on the fear that one will break or wear out and you'll be left with nothing, so you always make sure you have a backup of everything that's important to you.

So I absolutely HAD to look up the price and square footage for this monster. It's 3,161 square feet, which seems INCREDIBLY small for all the space we saw. Even with the floorplan at 12:53 . The price (on Zillow, it's currently listed off market) is $282,535, which is somehow both more and less than I expected. Insane.

Can you imagine being that cat? It's like your own kingdom of things to destroy and no one could ever find you to punish you, especially if you hide near the porn hallway

"there's four santas" "five, if you include *T H E S A N T A O F T H E L A M P"*

My theory is that this house used to be a church that some people with severe depression bought to convert into a home/ warehouse They also are ebay/ amazon sellers

Who could have guessed that out of all the videos he’s put out, THIS one would result in more drama than any other video on Jay’s channel

This house looks like a 10 y/o built it in the sims and a family of erratic sims has lived in it for 2 years without intervention

As an American this isn't a very strange house. I don't know how you'd live without at least four identical Santa figurines.

This house speaks of addiction, depression and probably financial catastrophe - low-hanging fruit, mostly, though the bathroom arrangement is admittedly very odd.

The way stuff is laid out in the rooms makes this house feel like an exhibition. Each item or pile of items tells a tiny story, all conglomerating into a large question: what is this house?

Jay: "Just imagine you had overnight guests over-" *Ad: "As a doctor, I know the value of good therapy."*

You'll be lucky to escape if you enter the... *thë stœrågē rōøms*

If you walk around this house for long enough you start being chased by a Minotaur

There are plenty of people clarifying that the weird bath is a baptismal pool. No-one is making the obvious joke of needing to get your spirit cleansed at every opportunity if living in this house. It's right there, guys. Just reach out and grab it.

That skeleton was a visitor. They never found their way out

I demand a Tiger King style documentary about this house, its occupants, and their rivals across the country.

"The wome room" Oh, it was a public building at one point. That bathroom must have had a stall separating the toilets, and the room divider makes more sense.

This house would make a great horror game map “escape the crazy hoarder with a shotgun”

"41 is a prime number, so this guy either has 41 feet or 1 foot" is probably the funniest thing I have EVER heard.

This feels like a Resident Evil mansion and you know there's been a murder or two in the past

“Kyle failed us. You let us down, Kyle.” *She-Ra flashbacks intensify*

Imagine living in this house and watching this video and having millions of people knowing of your location, and judging you

This house was definitely a business. Has a men’s and women’s toilet, exit signs above doors. But confused about pretty much everything else.

The layout alone makes it look like this was not originally a house, but you'd think when you convert it you'd take down the exit sign. I hope someone is taking care of the cat.

"Where did I leave my other can of Monster?!" "It's on the upstairs kitchen desk." And the double toilet is obviously so you can poop and projectile vomit at the same time as you wander through your hellish labyrinth of a home.

This house is an SCP and I'm just waiting on the exploration log

Not gonna lie, I’d buy the house, renovate it and then never leave because I’d get lost in the infinite rooms

Fun fact: the bath is actually a baptismal fount typically used by churches.

I feel this is Hogwards' Room of Requirement truest form. Try finding a Horcrux in this hellhole

ngl, i would totally want to live in this house, after someone takes all that stuff out

I can smell *exactly* how this house smells.

Actually, microwaves over STOVES is common in the US.

All those weirdos on Storage Wars would wet themselves over this house. And I say weirdos in the most endearing way possible.

The guy who lives here is either a top 0.1% reseller on Amazon or has been unemployed for the last ten years.

A friend shared with me the link to this house before I saw this video and invited me to explore it. It’s such a surreal experience descending the first stairs, slowly realizing the basement is bigger than the upstairs, before finally ascending the stairs again... but into a completely different building.

Love this video. Damn imagine if someone is eating dinner and getting payed for doing nothing but eating and doesn’t even tell anyone who the hell made the video. I guess that’s just Great Commentary

"It's faster to switch toilets then to unclog one" -Some COD player probably

This is making me phisically sick. Is this one of those AI-generated images where everything is distorted just enough to be recognizable yet unidentifiable?

This home is a boarderline impressive fever dream

My chair really enjoyed this video

Oh I can't wait to make my chair react to this entire video.

You know that picture that was made to show you what having a stroke is like? This is the architectural version of that.

"Why would you want a microwave above your stove?" This is actually very common. My house has one. The microwave comes with the stove, and the microwave is actually *also* an extractor fan. One of the least weird things about this house.

I don't understand why the toilets aren't facing each other? You know, for maximum competitive atmosphere...

Someone should buy it and turn it back into a church. For pirates. A pirate church.

i am utterly fascinated by this house. if you cleaned this place up, and i mean REALLY cleaned it up, made it perfect; i would LOVE to live in a house like this.

First rule of the knob creek club: We do not ask questions about the Wome room.

This house is like the final boss for those junk moving companies

The house was bought in March of 2022. Someone BOUGHT it.

How does it keep getting weirder?! It’s like a portal to another dimension made solely of chaos and cardboard boxes. And spectating chairs.

Plot Twist: This is Jay's house and making a house tour for us

This looks like it was a fraternity or halfway house or something, badly converted into a residential home.

12:00 - Oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! It's a Baptismal Pool! This place was once a CHURCH!

Pretty poetic that to reach the only place where you can clean yourself you have to go through the dirtiest room.

As a child I was once staying at a former hotel that a family friend was taking care of. It was cavernous, empty, and cold. One day while looking for my brother I found myself lost, but as I retraced my steps I found that nothing seemed at all familiar to me. I was passing rows and rows of identical empty rooms. This went on for almost an hour, with me growing increasingly distressed, until I finally ran into my mom, who had been searching for me. It turned out that the hotel was split cleanly down the middle by a wall, with only one access point between the two halves. The memory is hazy, but I will always remember the foreboding feeling of being completely lost in this huge building, feeling totally alone, and having my sense of spatial awareness destroyed. This was worse.

The start of the Hassan saga.

Glad people are still coming by to you to watch this. That house is pretty crazy and it would be a shame if a random lazy streamer would play this as a filler for his off time.

jesus and I thought my apartment was a mess

this house is a motel, music store, library, public bathroom, projection hall, and target storage room all rolled into one.

This house seems like an April fools joke made by someone who has enough disposable income to buy a large house and fill it with unreasonable shit.

Its hard to imagine how rich someone has to be to look this poor

Jay finally finds a real TARDIS and spends the whole time roasting it.

Sold. You sold me on this house. As is, without anything being touched in the slightest. Just name your price. Well you know what? I'll sign this blank check and you fill it out at your discretion.

This is actually the tardis of little-know doctor who character, The Pirate. It's also possible that he teamed up with the Big Finish exclusive character, The Horder.

Those aren't burners. They're buffers for cleaning and buffing out scratches from discs. I used to work in a used game and movie store. That's the exact model we used.

That “shower” in the back looks a heck of a lot like the baptismal booth at my church

Imagine trying to rob this house. You’d need to call a rescue crew to get you out.

This makes me feel like an organized and tidy person.

Sometimes I worry that Jay might become a "normal" KZfaq channel. Then he releases something like this and I stop worrying.

'the santa of the lamp'...I shouldn't be laughing as much as I am

*We don’t ask questions about the WOAM ROOM.*

I've come here from EFAP, cuz Mauler sped you up and it looks interesting. I might walk out without pausing, to take a shit and get some chimken nuggers from my mom. Not necessarily in that order.

This house is an SCP that manifests boxes within itself.

This is nothing. My dad's a real estate agent, and as a kid, when I'd go with him to show houses, I saw some places near the city that _dwarfed_ this place.

Actually having a microwave over the stove is fairly common in the US. Couldnt tell you why though.

I was thinking "this is a really great video" just smiling at the non stop absurdity, but 4:38 broke me. when you said "this bathroom has 3 trash cans" I just started crying laughing and I'm not sure why exactly. that's just the moment that got me, that the basement bathroom has 3 trash cans

A place in America called "Knob Creek" is like a town in the UK called "Penistone" or "Scunthorpe".