The Most Confusing Chess Variant EVER

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Chess Simp

Chess Simp

8 ай бұрын

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@lanceareadbhar
@lanceareadbhar 8 ай бұрын
It's interesting that he stopped playing atomic chess after raging and still has a 100% win rate.
@SirKappy
@SirKappy 8 ай бұрын
He rage quit because it was too easy.
@GalacticPoisonX
@GalacticPoisonX 8 ай бұрын
Lol your KZfaq pfp is the same one as my chess pfp
@GalacticPoisonX
@GalacticPoisonX 8 ай бұрын
(Dimitri)
@TheVonWeasel
@TheVonWeasel 8 ай бұрын
You can't lose if you never finish
@MondayZi
@MondayZi 8 ай бұрын
@@TheVonWeasel thats what she said
@mr.d8747
@mr.d8747 8 ай бұрын
*Simp: I rage quit atomic chess years ago* *Also Simp: 100% win rate*
@TasTheWatcher
@TasTheWatcher 8 ай бұрын
He rage quit because he couldn't find any challengers on his level 😎
@gracchus7782
@gracchus7782 8 ай бұрын
50% win rate
@mayankjain04
@mayankjain04 8 ай бұрын
The duality of man
@logicius
@logicius 8 ай бұрын
He won 100% of the games he won.
@expepem189xl3
@expepem189xl3 8 ай бұрын
Damn that also sounds like he downgraded his rating just for Atomic. @@TasTheWatcher
@Julian_Ree_Kyrell
@Julian_Ree_Kyrell 8 ай бұрын
Really cool variant, but there should definitely be some kind of sketchy animation when an explosion happens.
@Kirokill1
@Kirokill1 8 ай бұрын
no the instant pop is funny
@NAM_137
@NAM_137 8 ай бұрын
Put in the intentionally awful Deltarune stock explosion, with the sound.
@caltheuntitled8021
@caltheuntitled8021 8 ай бұрын
@@NAM_137I was thinking the exact same thing
@johnloman4164
@johnloman4164 8 ай бұрын
Alright, hear me out, if a capture takes both of your opponents rooks at the same time… **gets shot multiple times from multiple directions**
@goblinkoma
@goblinkoma 8 ай бұрын
probably the first atomic game ever to end on time
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
when you get to 2100+ games tend to end very late/time out alot more
@347Jimmy
@347Jimmy 8 ай бұрын
Half of everyone on lichess only plays atomic on hyperbullet time, too many games time out
@KingKlear
@KingKlear 8 ай бұрын
Nah, same thing happened in the Cold War.
@coreyeverett5500
@coreyeverett5500 8 ай бұрын
The most intense opening to a Chess video I've ever seen
@davidtitanium22
@davidtitanium22 8 ай бұрын
funny how the strategy of atomic chess is basically avoiding war until suddenly all hell breaks loose
@almicc
@almicc 8 ай бұрын
Players should be allowed to capture the enemy king with their king as a forced draw. You can call the move "mutually assured destruction"
@crowreligion
@crowreligion 2 ай бұрын
Or exploding both kings at the same time
@ruanpingshan
@ruanpingshan 8 ай бұрын
For those questioning the 100% win rate, the old games were before he started identifying as a simp.
@Feuerteufel99
@Feuerteufel99 8 ай бұрын
This is actually quite intersting, as the safest spot for your King is to be right beside the enemy King.
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
i wounded call it "safe", if the kings touch it means the game is in the end game and one of the sides is winning and has m8
@Feuerteufel99
@Feuerteufel99 8 ай бұрын
Well a check is pointless - is doesnt do anything and can be ignored. an he cant capture a piece other than your king - wich is impossible bc it would kill his own king@@PandaChess-uf1px
@fnutarf2085
@fnutarf2085 8 ай бұрын
Mutually asured destruction
@khiemgom
@khiemgom 8 ай бұрын
​@@Feuerteufel99u could force the other king to do the german move then checkmate
@347Jimmy
@347Jimmy 8 ай бұрын
Human shield endgames are hilarious Especially when you're being beaten, and manage to Yakkety Sax your way to a win
@alphaone739
@alphaone739 8 ай бұрын
I actually really like the format of these chess variants. Great work!
@name-ie9qo
@name-ie9qo 8 ай бұрын
It'd be interesting to see a series for any of the variants, or even an "I'm better than my viewers" layout but with these variant rules
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
yeah but he would prob get beaten, he is like atleast 2200 normal chess but in the variants he is a beginer
@codetaku
@codetaku 8 ай бұрын
I am not sure the website supports custom board layouts for the variants
@tochoXK3
@tochoXK3 8 ай бұрын
Ah, so the "100% win rate" is gonna become a running gag
@radev1302
@radev1302 8 ай бұрын
Title : Atomic chess 0.00001 sec into video : *Japan* 💀💀
@omnivespa
@omnivespa 8 ай бұрын
A curious game. The only winning move is *checks notes* Kings can touch
@jimsilsby3841
@jimsilsby3841 8 ай бұрын
100% win rate... minus all those rage quits 😉
@maxinesenior596
@maxinesenior596 8 ай бұрын
you guys clearly he rage quit by turning off his internet and disconnecting from the game, so it doesn't count, Mission Accomplished.
@Rishnotfishandnochips
@Rishnotfishandnochips 8 ай бұрын
I dare simp to try horde
@grosdoorne
@grosdoorne 8 ай бұрын
And also King of the Hill
@dandanthedandan7558
@dandanthedandan7558 8 ай бұрын
I double dare simp to try horde
@fijcat
@fijcat 8 ай бұрын
I triple dare simp to try horde
@Shadow-yc7wk
@Shadow-yc7wk 8 ай бұрын
He'll definitely lose his first horde match.
@dudical111
@dudical111 8 ай бұрын
Bro horde is too complicated I can't beat it with either side for the life of me XD
@panda4247
@panda4247 8 ай бұрын
lol, bleeping out half of the word cockroach is funny in itself. Just yesterday I was watching some video from Eminem ft. Dido - Stan... They bleeped out words like "shit", but left in all the references to death and scd and cutting himself etc....
@theendofthestart8179
@theendofthestart8179 8 ай бұрын
love to see the edits back in
@exostatics
@exostatics 8 ай бұрын
in light of oppenheimer, you should play los alamos chess
@Okarin-gq6ky
@Okarin-gq6ky 8 ай бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the "polumnia omnia"?
@LPChip
@LPChip 8 ай бұрын
Awesome, Atomic Chess! I love that one very much. Thank you for making a video about it. :)
@Okarin-gq6ky
@Okarin-gq6ky 8 ай бұрын
Bro used genshin impact boss music in the beginning and thought nobody would notice
@studsheep
@studsheep 8 ай бұрын
*Sees the thumbnail* *Hovers my mouse over the video* *Sees the first 5 seconds of the video* Ah yes, we're going to play atomic chess on earth board
@raginggodmandalorian4493
@raginggodmandalorian4493 8 ай бұрын
disappointed he didn't use intercontinental ballistic missile to win the game
@Kirokill1
@Kirokill1 8 ай бұрын
This was very entertaining
@dan2016oso
@dan2016oso 8 ай бұрын
1.Nf3, f6 was good but after 2.e3,Nc6 you did a blunder, what white nedded to do was Ng5 trying to go to f7, but if you take there is 4.Qh7+, g6 (unic move) 5.Qd5 so mate is unstopabble threatning Qh7# or Qxd7# by exploting the king. And yes, I'm a paid actor.
@Muinko
@Muinko 8 ай бұрын
Oh no, this is going to end poorly
@Muinko
@Muinko 8 ай бұрын
After that, opening the game seemed anticlimactic
@dogukanberkkaya696
@dogukanberkkaya696 8 ай бұрын
this one is interesting. that knight attack sounded awesome
@Someone-he6zx
@Someone-he6zx 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact He blundered mate on move 2
@KudoShinichii1412
@KudoShinichii1412 8 ай бұрын
well... not since then there was in fact 2 days afterwards in nagazaki
@zakrom5965
@zakrom5965 8 ай бұрын
You confirm at least one rage quit so actually atomic chess 50% win rate 😂😂😂
@violetbean8928
@violetbean8928 8 ай бұрын
I am once again asking for you to play 5d chess with multiversal time travel
@tobiasreckinger2212
@tobiasreckinger2212 8 ай бұрын
Your second move already blundered the game but your opponent didn't realise it.
@FoxSlyme
@FoxSlyme 8 ай бұрын
I don't see it, could you explain?
@sorin_markov
@sorin_markov 8 ай бұрын
'splain?
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
​@@FoxSlyme it blunders m8 in 4. first go Nd4 and black is forced to take it, then go Qa4, b3, Qe4 and then you are attacking two places at once and you win(as white).
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
@@sorin_markov read other coment i made
@tobiasreckinger2212
@tobiasreckinger2212 8 ай бұрын
1. Nf3 2. f6 3. e3 4. Nc6 5. Ng5 if you take the Knight: 6. fxg5 7. Qh5+ 8. g6 9. Qd5 10. d6 11. Qf7+ 12 Kd7 13. Qxe7S if you don't take and play for example: 6. Nb4 7. Nf2 8. Nxc2 9. Nxd8S There is one line though where you didn't get checkmated by force but loose most of your pieces and have an very open/bad position: 6. d5 7. Nf7 8. Qd7 9. Nd6+ 10. Qxd6 11. Qh5+ 12. g6 13. Qxh7 Here you are (only) a knight, a rook and one pawn down but it is very hard to stop the past pawn on the h-file. Both sides have not much developement but your pawns are a little bit overextended and there is basically no way to develope your remaining rook fast enough to stop the h-pawn. You can only capture it with your g-pawn, or your bishop which opens the way for the white h-rook to infiltrate the back rank.
@theepicone2409
@theepicone2409 8 ай бұрын
Japan August 6th 1945: the kings:KABOOOOOOOOOOSH
@danielcrosby1254
@danielcrosby1254 8 ай бұрын
more plz
@simbahit
@simbahit 7 ай бұрын
"100% win rate" Me rated 1800: Are you sure?
@rohan1864
@rohan1864 8 ай бұрын
nice one, let's hope next time we get to see you get 200% win rate with a little luck
@robbe8625
@robbe8625 8 ай бұрын
Wait till he plays giveaway. I can never win that mode
@bobczech7774
@bobczech7774 8 ай бұрын
1:29 as a 2000 rated player i see you blundered mate in 5
@aliceroberts5928
@aliceroberts5928 8 ай бұрын
Why did you hide your elo through the game, but show it at the end?
@Carleslc
@Carleslc 8 ай бұрын
It's not hidden at all, because it's his first game, it starts at , then he won so he gained some points. That's not his ELO in real chess, just in atomic variant.
@flochforster88
@flochforster88 8 ай бұрын
Great craic to watch
@truebeerus
@truebeerus 8 ай бұрын
Simp was completely lost after Move 2 to Ne5 followed by Qh4, Qd5 threat! smh at the 1726
@austinfletchermusic
@austinfletchermusic 8 ай бұрын
The somber-ass into threw me for a loop but damn, it is kinda fucked up they called this variant "atomic" isn't it Also wtf you play Genshin???
@weeblordgaming6062
@weeblordgaming6062 8 ай бұрын
Why wouldn’t he
@CirclMastr
@CirclMastr 8 ай бұрын
I wish there was a way to play Knightmare Chess online.
@randomusernot4u2know
@randomusernot4u2know 8 ай бұрын
At 2:30 you should have played Bg4 then Be2 then Bxf1 exploding the king by force
@347Jimmy
@347Jimmy 8 ай бұрын
Opponent can sacrifice queen to defend, which kinda ended up happening anyways (but cost opponent an extra pawn the way Simp did it)
@sherwinbangs
@sherwinbangs 8 ай бұрын
Fog of War next? 🥺
@Tathanic
@Tathanic 8 ай бұрын
*visible confusion* ohhh ok
@turkabdulhamitci
@turkabdulhamitci 8 ай бұрын
if you play a scholars mate its easy to win
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
only works on beginners
@turkabdulhamitci
@turkabdulhamitci 8 ай бұрын
@@PandaChess-uf1px cuz its atomic no, try it
@onebear6504
@onebear6504 8 ай бұрын
2:01 I know the variant, but never watched atomic chess in full swing before, it's really interesting the new dynamics the variant brought up. 3:14 aren't pawns unaffected by the atomic blast? Well, it can't be helped to forget it
@nathanieltownshend2174
@nathanieltownshend2174 8 ай бұрын
*Cough Cough* Bosnian Ape Society*Cough Cough*
@bobuilder4444
@bobuilder4444 8 ай бұрын
Im push queen pawn until it gets captured then queen kills enemy queen pawn
@chosenuwu
@chosenuwu 8 ай бұрын
we love our chess tts boy also klee :3
@SamLabbato
@SamLabbato 8 ай бұрын
1500 rated chess just feels wrong
@SupernaturalBBI
@SupernaturalBBI 8 ай бұрын
thats cool
@GeoSage1137
@GeoSage1137 8 ай бұрын
Ah yeah i love atomic
@txtp
@txtp 8 ай бұрын
YOOOO POLUMNIA OMNIA??
@lonelyPorterCH
@lonelyPorterCH 8 ай бұрын
Yes rico, kaboom^^
@aidenchow3223
@aidenchow3223 8 ай бұрын
White already had mate after move 2 😂
@itstrivikram9619
@itstrivikram9619 8 ай бұрын
Dude try 5d chess it would be awesome
@vincentschult1725
@vincentschult1725 2 ай бұрын
This game's PGN (Simp blundered a #5 twice btw): 1. Nf3 f6 2. e3 Nc6 3. c3 Nh6 4. h3 e5 5. Ng5 Ng4 6. hxg4 d6 7. Qh5+ g6 8. Qh4 e4 9. Qf4 Bg4 10. Qf3 Bh5 11. g4 Bxg4 12. Bh3 f5 13. Na3 Ne5 14. O-O Qg5+ 15. Bg4 Nf3+ 16. Kh1 Qh4+ 17. Bh3 Qg5 18. Bxf5 h5 19. d3 Ng1 20. Nb5 Be7
@sgas
@sgas 8 ай бұрын
Why the intro lololol
@Icyk7
@Icyk7 8 ай бұрын
Boom, BOOM, BAKUDAN!!!!! 💥💥💥
@Raghav-ramaswamy
@Raghav-ramaswamy 8 ай бұрын
as an 1800 in atomic chess, I can confirm I am japanese
@TCG-Collector77
@TCG-Collector77 8 ай бұрын
If you don't have any experience, why don't you play against the computer?
@NeoPeewee
@NeoPeewee 8 ай бұрын
Pokémon Chess. The question will then be if simp knows the type matchups.
@mr.wrench3284
@mr.wrench3284 8 ай бұрын
Do you have to have premium to play this? Because I can't find all these variants I see on youtube
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 8 ай бұрын
what happens if you don't defend a check? can pieces just capture the king as if it was just another piece?
@variksigurdsson1447
@variksigurdsson1447 8 ай бұрын
yes
@PandaChess-uf1px
@PandaChess-uf1px 8 ай бұрын
while i direct check must be blocked, an indirect check (attacking pieces and pawns around the king) can be ignored and the opponent can take the king. Tho alot of new players miss m8 or indirect checks
@liamsun2543
@liamsun2543 8 ай бұрын
@@PandaChess-uf1pxand you can respond to a check by exploding opponent king
@alexandermichaud957
@alexandermichaud957 8 ай бұрын
I get the sense from this and other videos that even though he's got a good sense of humor about it, Simp has strong feelings about Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@finesseandstyle
@finesseandstyle 8 ай бұрын
_aa ha_
@Unexplained65
@Unexplained65 8 ай бұрын
no atomic french move... :(
@parzival2114
@parzival2114 8 ай бұрын
Plese juega XXl chess or gothic Chess (Edd)
@shadowshibe5962
@shadowshibe5962 8 ай бұрын
HE LISTENED TO MY COMMENT
@pmLite_
@pmLite_ 8 ай бұрын
simp should play progressive chess
@Smitchen0
@Smitchen0 8 ай бұрын
The moment he said August 6 I knew that he was meming the Hiroshima. Kind of makes me sad, but dang it’s oddly funny the way he presented it
@Gabriel_Melgem
@Gabriel_Melgem 8 ай бұрын
Who start a video like this?
@Melio160
@Melio160 8 ай бұрын
Are you a eula main?
@annaairahala9462
@annaairahala9462 8 ай бұрын
Two Genshin references in one video?
@NoomStuff
@NoomStuff 8 ай бұрын
Video 2 of asking for simp to play fps chess
@josukehigashikata4847
@josukehigashikata4847 8 ай бұрын
Day 4 asking for chess simp’s genshin main
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 8 ай бұрын
Who's ur Gayshen main?
@Velisaur
@Velisaur 8 ай бұрын
And *Nagasaki?* There were two bombings: one Hiroshima and one in Nagasaki. Why does some many people forget about Nagasaki?
@chouderr1089
@chouderr1089 8 ай бұрын
I am atomic
@qlerty6218
@qlerty6218 8 ай бұрын
ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡˡ
@Swarthy.
@Swarthy. 8 ай бұрын
Play more duck chess
@sealandball3043
@sealandball3043 8 ай бұрын
"since then, people have been trying their best to avoid the use of such weapon in any circumstances" the United States: (especially on August 9, 1945) the Soviet Union: Russia: France: Israel: India: Pakistan: the United Kingdom: North Korea: the United States: South Africa: Ukraine:
@James--Parker
@James--Parker 8 ай бұрын
None of them have used them since 1945 unless you're counting nuclear tests.
@sealandball3043
@sealandball3043 8 ай бұрын
@@James--Parker I was indeed counting nuclear tests, yes
@Spiketrooper
@Spiketrooper 8 ай бұрын
2
@Rucka_Inc.
@Rucka_Inc. 8 ай бұрын
69
@goreydegenerate_anon
@goreydegenerate_anon 8 ай бұрын
420
@awes5893
@awes5893 8 ай бұрын
Why couldn't white take the bishop at 2:50?
@riantix
@riantix 8 ай бұрын
Taking a piece kills both pieces (as well as surrounding non-pawn pieces). This is also why kings can touch -- a king can't ever capture anything as it would kill himself too.
@awes5893
@awes5893 8 ай бұрын
@@riantix Ah, makes sense, thanks!
@lucassoriano839
@lucassoriano839 8 ай бұрын
Simp is just a genious, he must be like 2700 rated guy or something just like this. Pd: don't sing that last part
@ScarletDeathweaverLegacy
@ScarletDeathweaverLegacy 8 ай бұрын
1
@roma540
@roma540 8 ай бұрын
I understand, that it means 100% winrate ON THIS CHANNEL, but using semantics this way is something a coward would do...
@U570
@U570 8 ай бұрын
Nice intro but this variant sucks
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