The Most Difficult Shopper? | Little Britain

The Most Difficult Shopper? | Little Britain | Lucas & Walliams

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Жыл бұрын

Customer service is hard enough without dealing with a guy like this...
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@Charles010 Жыл бұрын

Without doubt, these two characters are my favourites from Little Britain. Timing, facial expressions and Matt mimicking word for word, Margaret is just hilarious. 😅

@adambutterworth7608 Жыл бұрын

Inspired/stolen from a Steve Coogan sketch.

@kb4432 Жыл бұрын

This is definitely an idea from the two Ronnies sketch. Not original

@shaunmichael2477 10 ай бұрын

@@adambutterworth7608 it started monty python

@robatkinson2125 9 ай бұрын

Definitely.

@NazriB 5 ай бұрын

Lies again? Sometimes when people are not slow, they will be daydreaming

@jamiealcock118 Жыл бұрын

Every retail workers worst nightmere. But can we all agree we have served a customer like this at least once

@growingstrong1009 Жыл бұрын

Genuinely have no patience for these kinda customers and I work regularly with the public !

@drewb1263 Жыл бұрын

I think it's unlikely that customers like this exist in real life, its a comedy sketch

@growingstrong1009 Жыл бұрын

@@drewb1263 Trust me , they do!

@sowitandhopeitgrows Жыл бұрын

I work in grocery retail..... We sold out of Easter eggs last Thursday, there is a VERY LARGE sign on the door, NO EASTER EGGS...... Another sign inside the door, NO EASTER EGGS. How many times do you think we were asked? why haven't you got them? We had them for months.......!!!

@zacmumblethunder7466 Жыл бұрын

@@drewb1263 Oh, they do exist. My first job was in a shop that sold a huge range of greetings cards, all sorts of designs for all sorts of occasions. "Haven't you got any that say 'Happy birthday, Step Granddad' and have a picture of a castle by the sea on them?", "Haven't you got any Sympathy cards with puppies on them?", "Haven't you got a card like this one but bigger?" It was always "Haven't you got", not "Have you got" as if we were being negligent in not having that exact card.

@juliesabin5707 10 ай бұрын

My favourite Mr Mann is when hes looking for a painting of a disappointed horse...😂😂😂

@Leo-qe3gl 7 ай бұрын

Yes😂.

@haamishmcgarry 4 ай бұрын

Omg I'm going to try and find that one now lol!

@haamishmcgarry 4 ай бұрын

Omg I'm going to try and find that one now lol!

@adrianred236 Жыл бұрын

"I'll just wait" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tommyleesowman2088 Жыл бұрын

"did i mention she got to have a glass eye" the panic on his face honestly loved the shop keeper and MARGRET MARGRET

@cityhawk 11 ай бұрын

He looked more annoyed than anything.

@alexanderxyz6146 6 ай бұрын

They are GREAT . uniquely so

@jonmortermusic Жыл бұрын

I was in the audience right on the front row for the filming of the Birthday Card sketch. The whole place was howling.

@Nekosphere Жыл бұрын

How did the recording work? Some scenes were recorded/acted in front of you while for outdoor sketches they showed a screen to react to?

@Habu2 8 ай бұрын

He must have gone back......@@Nekosphere

@kurocollie6085 25 күн бұрын

@@Nekosphere they did live shows with the same sketches

@rich_rich90 Жыл бұрын

"But in my time of life you can't afford to be picky" 🤣🤣🤣

@jacon454 Жыл бұрын

One of the most underrated sketches

@B-A-L Жыл бұрын

Understated too!

@janslehmann05 6 ай бұрын

“I don’t have any arms or legs” “I forgot” 😂 as if you could forget that

@EttiHudson Ай бұрын

Rue McClaNaHan no feet no will no intelligence

@SaulG88 Жыл бұрын

This is absolutely spot on as a typical British village shop, because every British person has been to one of these small shops where the bell rings as you open the door, & after a minute an old man appears, looking grumpy because you've disturbed him from watching daytime TV, & watches your every move. You feel like you HAVE to buy something. Oh, & they all seem to have a woman named Margaret upstairs who knows what they have in stock.

@bananabrooks3836 Жыл бұрын

Not anymore, the English British shopkeeper, indeed Town Centre is replaced by Amazon.

@VideoDotGoogleDotCom Жыл бұрын

@@bananabrooks3836 Why would anyone except the poorest of the poor buy something from Amazon, when you have to _wait_ for your stuff? Doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And obviously it's horrible for both people and the Earth.

@bananabrooks3836 Жыл бұрын

@@VideoDotGoogleDotCom 'The poorest of the poor'! Are you channeling Dickens?

@andrewjoyce9038 8 ай бұрын

No such thing as British Village or British person

@BoZombies4ever 22 күн бұрын

Or south asian grumpy old grannies and grandpas.

@aBoxfulOfVids 5 ай бұрын

The deep breathing is icing on the cake

@Leo-qe3gl 4 ай бұрын

7:23 😂yes

@TBirdHEX Жыл бұрын

"I don't have any arms or legs" 🤣🤣🤣

@Shaun-england80 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tartanhobbit721 Жыл бұрын

"Sorry, Margaret, I forgot" 😂😂

@SamuelBlack84 3 ай бұрын

"I'm just you throwing your voice!" 😅 If I wrote one

@macdaddybender Жыл бұрын

The yardstick for comedy can be boiled down to the length of time between Matt Lucas shouting "Margaret" and the response "Yes?"

@originalunoriginal4055 5 ай бұрын

I don't understand your comment? Can you explain in different terms? Thanks

@angelfriend5211 Жыл бұрын

a Birthday Card with a picture of a single cell organism, ha ha ha

@eleanorhogan8643 4 ай бұрын

Brilliantly funny! 😂.

@JenandTonic95 Жыл бұрын

This always gave me nightmarish flashbacks to my own time in retail... this is practically a documentary 😂😂😂

@AllThingsCubey 9 ай бұрын

I worked in a model/ hobby/ games store. Some of the older customers were... shall I say, perculiar. This is indeed a documentary for incredibly over-specific, impossible time-wasting customers, with zero social skills and a talent for making everyone feel uncomfortable. The number of times I would spend 30+ minutes attending to someone's specific request for help with a project, find them a dozen products to help, show them tutorials on the exact thing they were trying to do, lend personal advice, and they'd look at the exact thing they needed and say "oh it's a few pence more expensive than I was looking to spend today" or "I think I'll get it next week" or the most infuriating one of ignoring all that advice and getting something completely wrong for what they wanted to do anyway...

@SamuelBlack84 8 ай бұрын

@@AllThingsCubeyI genuinely believe that a big portion of the public devote their lives to aggrevating retail workers out of pure amusement

@Eisenwulf666 6 ай бұрын

used to work in a big electronics and white goods chain. There was a guy one time that came looking for tires, used tires in fact. We were so amused by it that we just messed with him a bit: i asked for a colleague in the "tires and used tires" section of the store(which we didn't have), then left him there to wait while i explained the situation to a friend of mine. He came and asked him for minutes about different things regarding tires, even fake stuff. In the end we sent him to another store we didn't like very much, after pretending to check if they carried the specific set of tires. I would feel bad but we were fed up with people asking moronic questions. The store wasn't even large, you could clearly see we didn't have tires on display..

@SJMJ91 11 ай бұрын

It's almost as if Roy deliberately changes the contents of the shop to avoid him but still ends up coming back. 🤣

@MikeNolan59 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t have any arms or legs Sorry Margaret I forgot” 😂 💀

@djbukkit Жыл бұрын

I was hoping to spend around £4.80 gets me every time! 😂

@jennyb7745 Жыл бұрын

Such original comic material & really miss them.Hilerious

@24magiccarrot Жыл бұрын

For anyone that's worked in retail, it's not original comedy, it's a documentary.

@e28forever30 Жыл бұрын

HilArious

@B-A-L Жыл бұрын

'MARGRET.... MARGRET.....' is my favourite line from all of the Little Britain sketches. Matt Lucas's delivery and subsequent look while he's waiting for her to reply is just spot on. These sketches always remind me of a 2000s version The Two Ronnies four candles sketch. Would have loved to have these two do a Comic Relief version of that.

@bh629 Жыл бұрын

It's so good isn't it! When he asks her to come down and she says I haven't got any arms and legs!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@moodyowlproductions4287 Жыл бұрын

Margaret"YES"?

@spacejam8765 4 ай бұрын

I served a customer like this last night. My god, she was a diva and a pain. 😃

@ZakJordan98 Жыл бұрын

"A book on the history of medieval english music ranging from the years 1356-1390" That one always cracked me up for some reason

@SamKhan-rd4rs Жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@fatty3383 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂I laughed for hours

@zacmumblethunder7466 Жыл бұрын

I know, it's ridiculous! Everyone knows the best era to study is 1355-1390.

@ZakJordan98 Жыл бұрын

@@zacmumblethunder7466 Ooh I'll see if we have any of them in stock MARGARET!....... MARGARET ............................................... .. ................................................

@zacmumblethunder7466 Жыл бұрын

@@ZakJordan98 With a blue cover.

@MCM1965 5 ай бұрын

Can't get enough of Little Britain! ❤😊😂

@chaosnexxus9255 6 ай бұрын

I really like the way an unskippable advert interrupts every punchline.

@w8m4n 5 ай бұрын

Me too, I'm sure this is what the original content was made for

@MrJohnTrollsten Жыл бұрын

My favourite is when Margaret says she doesn’t have any legs 😂

@jsmithmultimediatech Жыл бұрын

Or arms lol

@eduardo_corrochio Жыл бұрын

@@jsmithmultimediatech The great thing was that she could have said anything about her appearance because she was always unseen. Could've yelled, "I can't, I'm just a head!" :D

@jsmithmultimediatech Жыл бұрын

@@eduardo_corrochio yeah would been equally as funny 😂😂😂😂

@SamuelBlack84 Жыл бұрын

"I can't! I'm just a result of Roy throwing his voice, ventriloquism style" 😂

@eleanorhogan8643 3 ай бұрын

@@eduardo_corrochio😂😅😊 Oh I am laughing.

@simonscott1000 Жыл бұрын

Forty years ago I spent 9 months working in a shop selling plastic model kits and other assorted stuff. I remember a customer who Insisted that he could buy lengths of piano wire for a penny cheaper in the next town, so it was suggested that he made his way to the next town thereby saving himself the princely sum of a penny. Yes, these people walk among us. 😮‍💨😭

@gelraldoldo5152 7 ай бұрын

Might have been a very special penny for a very special person

@nothingmuch.3014 4 ай бұрын

@@gelraldoldo5152I'm away to spend a penny

@Leo-qe3gl 4 ай бұрын

7:23 The heavy breathing when he is looking at the pirate memory games.😂

@josephlewis9237 2 ай бұрын

"I'll just wait...........until it's made." I have a feeling, he's going to be waiting very long time. As much as 100 million years. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@SE45CX Ай бұрын

Never underestimate his determination.

@robatkinson2125 9 ай бұрын

For me the best sketch on all of little Britain series

@davefilms345 10 ай бұрын

Legend has it hes still waiting for that Chevy chase film to be made

@mcurran6505 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it doesn't include: "Hello, Magazine." "Oh yes, we do have that." "No, I was just saying, 'Hello' to that magazine."

@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын

“I hate you so much”

@SamuelBlack84 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobrumens9601 "I know" 😊

@danielwilliamson6180 5 ай бұрын

Roy the shopkeeper sounds like a parrot when he says "Margaret?! Margaret?!" 🦜

@chriswarburtonbrown1566 7 ай бұрын

I quote this when my board gaming friends and I are haggling over what we'll play next. 'Norman, I wanted something a little less piratey!'.

@carine4318 Жыл бұрын

Pure brilliance keeping a straight faces

@milesjolly6173 6 ай бұрын

I love how he also relays the “oh’s”

@tonyubr Жыл бұрын

Absolute genius because it's real. Brilliant

@audreyowen7806 Жыл бұрын

We called our cat Margaret after Margaret 😅

@shahree100 Жыл бұрын

Does your cat know about the film with Chevy Chase and Rick Moranis as cops who go undercover as rappers..Certificate 15?

@deedontworry Жыл бұрын

So specific like! 😂 And it seems like Margaret is the only one who knows!

@maljo4604 Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad they uploaded the mr man sketches, easily the funniest sketch from little Britain IMO

@dj71162 Жыл бұрын

I was hoping to watch Series 4 of Little Britain tonight, but it hasn't been made yet. It's okay, I'll wait...

@MaryVegas-yo2qf 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz 7 ай бұрын

*heavy breathing*.......

@LearnEnglishwithMonica 3 ай бұрын

Love it 😂😂

@SarahJaneOmega Жыл бұрын

I'd watch that film starring Rick Moranis and Chevy Chase as a pair of cops who have to go undercover as rappers in order to foil a drug deal, certificate 15. It sounds entertaining.

@emanueleg.4651 Жыл бұрын

I like to think that that movie does actually exist in an alternate reality, and it's a huge success. Certificate 15

@bh629 Жыл бұрын

@@emanueleg.4651 And it is very amusing

@eleanorhogan8643 4 ай бұрын

Me too.

@CJ-ft9yo 3 ай бұрын

You’ll have to wait

@Rorschachxx1985 Жыл бұрын

The one where’s he’s asking about the film is absolutely hilarious 😂

@AndyArmstrong88 Жыл бұрын

Well we’ve got a Lindsey Williams? Absolutely no way 😆

@brianlopez8855 Жыл бұрын

these sketches have to be the best retail training films never made

@AlastairjCarruthers Жыл бұрын

I think anyone who's worked in retail has encountered many, many customers exactly like this 😂

@user-xq5ul8mm3r 5 ай бұрын

The shopper is the prompt, the shopkeeper is the AI art

@davinalescott2971 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant, just brilliant 😂😂😂😂

@audreyowen7806 Жыл бұрын

I don't know how they stop laughing 😂😂

@eduardo_corrochio Жыл бұрын

I swear, 60% of good comedy is so often the writers and performers tapping into the audience's aniticpation and expectation. We know what's coming because it's a reucrring thing but we love it every time. Margaret will always say "Yes?" when called--- eventually. Same goes for "Keeping Up Appearances" whenever Elizabeth arrives for coffee at Hyacinth's. She will spill something, and it's just a matter of time.

@tonymccaul7159 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! Like something Samuel Beckett might pen. I love the sets, fantastic display of models vehicles. Also, beautiful wooden counter in the last sketch. Well done on the attention to detail.

@fremmer007 5 ай бұрын

That sketch at the dating service is scarily precise in how we approach dating today😱.

@redstart766 Жыл бұрын

British comedy at its best!

@kikitabiri3806 8 ай бұрын

Yes ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@theculturedthug6609 Жыл бұрын

Love Mr Man.

@johnmackenzie3773 10 ай бұрын

Did I mention she must have a glass eye? 😂😂😂

@nostalgiaof98 Жыл бұрын

So glad to see LB back up on KZfaq, and my favourite sketch series!

@Matze96DAK 8 ай бұрын

Him: Ya can't be to picky. Also him: Glass eye required.

@siddcandy 8 ай бұрын

This is GOLDEN😂 I can’t stop laughing when he says Margaret! Maaaaerwgareeettt… and then they WAIT😂😂😂😂 why😂😂

@LittleKitty22 Жыл бұрын

Folks, there really used to be a guy like this in my city! He always went to the local Holland&Barretts store to ask the poor customer service agents all sorts of stupid questions. He pestered them for hours - he never bought anything, he was just wasting time. Well, he really stood out because he never wore pants! Yup, he was always dressed in a suit jacket and... underpants!!! No matter what the weather! No idea what became of him, I haven't seen him for some years now - maybe he finally got the help he needed...

@jaynemiddleton7147 Жыл бұрын

I work in holland and barrett n yes we get people like this but fully clothed

@janslehmann05 6 ай бұрын

No way! Just underpants? That’s so bizarre it’s funny.

@LittleKitty22 6 ай бұрын

@@janslehmann05 He looked ever so weird, as if he had just forgotten to put pants on - shirt, suit jacket, socks, underpants, shoes... but no pants. He was a very tall guy and one of the at the time very few black people in town, so he stood out all the more! The whole town knew about him! Wonder what became of him but I just hope he got the help he clearly needed.

@Bellocks1 Жыл бұрын

He wanted something a little less piratey!

@zootMKVI 10 ай бұрын

The outtakes for this are even funnier.

@eleanorhogan8643 4 ай бұрын

I completely agree with you.

@francolive5718 Жыл бұрын

He was definitely meant to be a one time character but they realised they had to make him a regular

@maximusstorm1215 10 ай бұрын

Tbf, im pretty sure the film he describes is almost 22 Jump Street, just minus the rapping part, its close😂

@christianeengel7042 Жыл бұрын

Oh, I love it. I've never laughed so much before as I did at you Matt and David ♥️♥️🤣🤣🙌🙌🍀🍀👍👍

@irenedavo3768 Жыл бұрын

Please watch videos of Virginia Rukenya

@Uajd-hb1qs 11 ай бұрын

I work in home delivery and I’ve had 2 like this. One wanted an item upstairs but insisted we couldn’t come into his house and the other ordered a giant tv that turned out to be too big for his flat but refused to accept he needed a smaller one.

@McPilch Жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I watched one of these skits where they did the "I'll wait" line...... 😂🤣

@julienicklin6954 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant the pair of them 😂😂

@chatita9527 8 ай бұрын

I LOVE THEM BOTH ❤❤❤❤❤

@ralphsmith1170 11 ай бұрын

These guys are so hilarious! Very clever!

@FILNAT2011 Жыл бұрын

That one nice model shop

@moc9893 Жыл бұрын

Mr. Man was my absolute favorite I couldn't wait for him to come on

@shadowinghatred Жыл бұрын

Should of waited a good 20 seconds before saying "YES!" on that last "Mar-great!" 🤣🤣🤣

@cleonpy Жыл бұрын

I bet someone with a chronometer was somewhere there backstage! 😆

@SamuelBlack84 Жыл бұрын

@C. Leon Juat like Stan Laurel

@denisgavriloff6026 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant..

@zacmumblethunder7466 Жыл бұрын

3:35 I never noticed before how he glides backwards.

@91bpatrick 3 ай бұрын

I can see why this is one of their lesser known skits. Their drag stuff was always a riot.

@sandrapower3250 Жыл бұрын

Margaret Margaret it never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FretFreak02 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely lost it when he said to wait for the film… to be made. lmao :’)

@bules6790 Жыл бұрын

"Height?" "She should have some height yes" "Hair?" "I do prefer it" 😂

@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 Жыл бұрын

What a terrible customer and a delightful episode.

@FatNorthernBigot Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Thank you, so much.

@Faulty720 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic to see Little Britain back on BBC Iplayer 😁🇬🇧

@alangknowles 9 ай бұрын

He loves the sea. Word.

@richardsturesson682 Жыл бұрын

Totally brilliant!

@alzeNL 7 ай бұрын

I love shops like this :D customer and owner are spot-on :D

@tdancemovement Жыл бұрын

They are so accurate !!

@j.d.4697 25 күн бұрын

So simple but good.

@sweetchinmusic99 Жыл бұрын

Did I mention she should have a glass eye ? 😂💀 4:40

@s7umpf Ай бұрын

I got no idea why this popped up in my feed. But I'm having a blast! Greetings from Germany.

@francinejones2524 9 күн бұрын

I used to love this so much!!! 😂😂😂

@gelraldoldo5152 7 ай бұрын

Sometimes I wish l could see a film that’s never been made, but I am not willing to wait for it as I’m not a very busy person after all.

@alexanderxyz6146 4 ай бұрын

Please more of this, it's so good!

@shaunmichael2477 10 ай бұрын

One of my favourite sketches its hard to choose a solid favourite there all top class

@schattentaenzerin Жыл бұрын

I love those. But I'm still waiting on my favorite one. Of him wanting to buy a very specific painting 😅

@francescakarakostas1454 13 сағат бұрын

"Oh he loves the sea..... Word" , "Do you have any cards that say just, 'Happy 65th birthday....... Michael Philippedes".

@pupskin123 Жыл бұрын

Classic! Love ❤❤❤x

@dreadhead170 Жыл бұрын

The shopper is a spooky person.

@audreyowen7806 Жыл бұрын

I need more 😂

@Leo-qe3gl 7 ай бұрын

Masterpiece. 😌

@craigcullen2018 Жыл бұрын

Priceless 🙂 🍀

@annabanana8700 Ай бұрын

He loves the sea… word😂😂😂

@laceybeanreads Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Margaret, Margaret!

@eneedham789 Жыл бұрын

………………..YES?

@B-A-L Жыл бұрын

'I don't have any arms or legs!'