where is the ultra light setup?

@@Snarpeze fr

I was taught to snap the spine by hooking a finger into the roof of the mouth and then pressing your thumb down at the base of the head (from the top of the fish and basically between the gills) and then to snap the head upwards by pressing down with your thumb and up with the hooked finger to cleanly and quickly snap the spine. They immediately died and stopped moving upon doing so, but if you're not comfortable with the whole thing since it seems brutal to be doing so with your bare hands then I'd suggest humanly killing the fish with a knife too. 👍

@@littleshadow_ I usually tell the fish "oh, look over there" and when it's distracted, hit it in the noggin with the chainsaw.

@@skateboardingjesus4006 Lol I know you're joking when you say that. - But I assure you that I did not. I was taught to literally snap their spine and encouraged to do so. Though yeah it sounds pretty fu**ing brutal, I know. 😅😂

Gotta love KZfaq/TikTok guidelines lol

yes lol

It's because English-language audio parsing AIs exist but the sort you'd need to "see" a video and figure out what's happening is way more difficult and expensive to develop.

He didn’t kill the fish. He humanely reduced the lifespan of that particular fish.

​@@IncredibleMet reduced the life expectancy to zero

@@pandemicgrower4212 i was fishing at my friends grandpas house and he’s as old school as it gets. i was probably 10 and i caught a grouper off his dock and i was all excited and it wasn’t on the dock 5 seconds before he hit it with a brick 😂 shit caught me off guard

Humanely is one time, cleanly and quickly with a purpose made hardwood knocker. Beating a fish several times with a stick is heading towards psychopathy.

Punch them like bear from the Brown family lol

@@pakde8002 I took a red oak dowel and shaped it into a mini baseball bat. One swift bonk to the noggin and the fish swimming under the rainbow bridge.

As a vegetarian, I'd eat a fish that was sustainably caught and humanely dispatched. I used to fish a lot when I were younger, fish can continue breathing for 30 minutes to several hours depending on environment and species. Especially on ice their metabolism drops so they should be able to live on for a bit longer. Being suffocated for literal hours is a lot of /needless/ suffering compared to a swift bonk.

Simpsons 😂

Bart simpson 😂

"Spare my life and I will grant you three--AUGH!"

Thats what osaka seafood concern is all about

@@haven_lady675”knife goes in, guts go out”

“while also giving me a quick painless death, thankly you”

"I went out in style" 😂😂😂

"I'm afraid not" "I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen" "That fish- is a spy"

@@tuskedclover3308 "I never really was on your side!" "Oh dear, it seems I've made quite a mess."

@@BadJellyman100 "That spy is not one of ours!"

Ok that actually hilarious though

Excali-bonk will be remembered

Nobel.

Fish was killed by ledoytirebiter using “Excali-bonk”

Excalibonk, the true hero, may it rests in glory 🙏🏻

F

F

This made me laugh way to hard my humor is broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name

​@@DirtL A STRANGER I REMAAAIN!

@@AmbyrRavyn red sun red sun over paradise

Fly fishermen. They have cut initiators.

I know wtf😂

"Who doesnt own aknife" far too many people "Who owns a fishing rod but not a knife?" also, far too many people, but thankfully proportionally less than all people ever.

People in Japan. You can get arrested in that country if you have a knife that's too big.

​@@SecondadmendmentYep, gotta make unaliving each other hard to do like in Palestine.

😂😂

Since I have aquariums if my husband brought me a fish I probably would just keep him alive in an aquarium and name him Bob😂

​@@SuperMakalenaBob misses his wife and kids.

No not necessarily, but just because the term bloodline is somewhat wonky. Usually itbrefers to the dark tissue along the sideline of the fish,, which is not kidney, but the gunk along the spine of the trout isbthe kidney, yes

It is the fish main bloodline bro:.

@@chevyfeltz8788 nope. Its a trouts kidney

@@theblobfish9614 thank you Check a body diagram before making assumptions

Over at the fish market I work at we call em mud veins

There's your answer fish-bulb

I was imagining that exact scene when he did it

@@baddthecameraman5935(stabs magic fish)

"Spare my life and I will grant you three wis- AAA"

​@@walterhartwellwhite3319 Knife goes in guts come out

this comment needs more likes

femboy fishing?

@@videogamesarecool9280 crazy idea for a youtube channel

@@dinglemccrinkleberry2463its a real youtube channel that exist. You learn very real things about pond and creek fishing

@@dinglemccrinkleberry2463you’re not gonna believe this

Except the fish didn't want to be your food.

@@Cavachonc777no

​@@Cavachonc777😂

😭😭😭 lil dude was just trying to get a bite to eat

@@Cavachonc777bot

@@axy_czfnaf fan detected, opinion rejected

Good to see another cowpoke around here. Also I confirm it's essential to say that after capture.

If you don't do this step you end up with another random animal of roughly the same size

Uh uh muh lumbago!

I didn't get that

​@@metelomaniac There is a fishing mini-game in Red Dead Redemption 2. When you manage to catch one, your playable character says that line.

while they're completely ignoring the channels like "Cio Zone", who posting p*rn openly without any censorship with animals and l0lis, typical youtube

i mean it means the same thing?

​@@slicclmao8366 its newspeak

​@@slicclmao8366 YT is really sensitive nowdays, so content creators have to avoid saying insults and "strong" words or they will get demonetized

​@@jonathansibrian695 hyperbole much

Those Shot pellets gonna taste horrible though

But a fine red mist.

Reloads?

lol there won't be anything left to feel pain so I guess that works?

​@@averageforzaplayer1048 Use a slug

there is no way to catch a fish without stressing it lol

@jakestar4718...Probably why they said "low stress" and not "no stress" huh?

there are multiple methods, and both work nicely

I usually do that for small fishes that are easy to neck-break, and for larger ones I use a knife (or a baton or something to knock)

Snapping the spine is one of the most painful things to go through and has a tendency to keep the being alive… it’s just paralyzed. Why not just chop the head off completely? And quickly?

@@pazsion yeah snapping the spine will hurt but "my" technique snaps the neck so, like all animals with necks, it dies pretty much instantly.

That's what I was looking for. A video of thst method. My first time fishing was with my friend and his grandpa and he showed us this method. I couldn't bring myself to do it. That was a long time ago, though. I was pretty young, so I was trying to see how humane it is for future fishing trips plus just how to do it because I chickened out, so he had to kill all my fish for me, lol

Recent studies show they do but in a different way

Pain is advantageous to have you newt

@@draconian_dragons6588 its still pain. An unpleasent, uncomfortable feeling which causes a great deal of stress.

@@draconian_dragons6588 Guy: *tortures you* "Pain is advantageous. Deal with it"

​@@wildsideofthings7733 may I present to you, the Masochist.

Put it in a hard surface like a rock first, that way you can kill it very easily with a surprisingly small amount of force, as a safe bet it’s a good option but there’s always the risk of basically exploding the head and getting brains everywhere on you

a fisher I knew had a weird VERY thick needle-rod that's 2~ cm long, on a sorta stapler type device for it, according to him, the papers for it said it's pretty much the same force as a .22 and instantly destroys the brain.

So... Something like a hammer?

@@AjZ530 hugely important, thank you for mentioning that. is it alright if i add that to my original comment so more people see that? surface is a big thing.

​@@AjZ530 Getting a little dirty, at least for me, is a sacrifice I can make in exchange for being able to help make a little buddy's journey out a little easier. I can see why some folks might not like it, though.

One of those people

That's on the shark channel

Lol

At least it was a fast and mostly painless death.

Right, because he obviously just threw it in the trash instead of eating it

@@ryasiscool bro the dude was just making a joke

it tastes good tho so worth it :)

The oldest methods are sometimes best lmao

Lol poor fishy

My grandpa used to give it a solid smack on the back of the head with his blade to hill them with blunt trauma

​@jackhazardous4008 Exactly! It's like using a stunner on livestock.

I've always gotten a good grip with one hand, and using my thumb in the top of their mouth with the other quickly jerk back their head which essentially decapitates them internally, they die instantly.

This will be the motto for the resistance when the aliens inevitably come down to deep fry our booty holes.

Bonk a it’s head a few times with a rock 🪨 💀

"Treat others how you'd like to be treated "

"Judge, you misunderstand... like I keep saying, I stabbed him in THE BRAIN. 🙄

@@nomnom112 if someone’s going to kill me, I would want a quick death too.

Fr bro that’s what lots of people do, including me. You can also buy these planting club things to just smack em over the head and knock them out, then you just slice their head off pretty much

​@@EcoNBeBop Planting club? Like, for plants?

​@@EcoNBeBop it rarely works for catfish. Those fishes are really stubborn. How can you kill a catfish in seconds?

​@@randomdudr cut the tail off

I laughed harder than I should've hearing that

Well, it actually is animal cruelty

​@@sventheg9061 "WeLL AcKsHuLlY..."

@@sventheg9061 I guess you were one of these foreigners huh

@@user-ff7is9zr8b probably not one of these explicit foreigners, but yes, I'm from Europe. But my origin isn't relevant for the question, if it's animal cruelty or not

@@sventheg9061 How is stunning them before quickly dispatching them inhumane? They don't feel a thing while stunned.

not if the humans are "humans are space orc" humans

Question: if the video goes viral, are you famous or only the content creator?

Yea and They're like "just inject nanomites into any part of the body but closer to the head the better. Use your handheld device to connect to your nanomites, select melt brain, select human and yea that's your new nano bots, they're good at meticulous tasks, stick em inside yourself! Select glowing tattoos and watch them turn into moving glowing tattoos under your skin, it's fun"

If he's cooking it's cool

As long as they do it quickly and humanely I’m ok with that

You're asking the real questions now

It didn’t sacrifice you murdered it you’re not welcome!!!

@@ferise1 unfortunately that's the way of the world. To eat fruit is to sacrifice the unborn plants, to eat meat or anything else is to kill it. One should at least be thankful for consumption of their food. It's a bad thing that people are so far removed from the source of their own diet that catching food in the wild is considered murder while a cheese burger is considered humane.

​@@ferise1 it was gonna get eaten anyway though... 🥲

​@@ferise1 you're vegan. Aren't you?

@@ferise1 vegan fagen

Based take

But as far as I’m aware, fish don’t have a conscious experience of pain in any real sense. Isn’t the “humane” killing of a fish as nonsensical a concept as the “humane” killing of a tree? What cruelty is there if there’s no experience of cruelty on the receiving end?

​@@kita9868 Ultimately concepts like honor and dignity are entirely human and don't really exist in nature, but since they do exist for humans, they will be valued by people, and for some people it is worth preserving these values for animals who have no concept of them. It is humane because humans are empathetic, and would like their own deaths to maintain some semblance of honor and dignity. It's a Golden Rule kinda deal. It's what being human is about, even if it doesn't always make sense on first glance.

​@@kita9868 That's the kicker. A lot of our understanding in science is ever changing. It took years for us to acknowledge that animals had any sense of pain at all. We need to keep an open mind that just because they might not feel it like we do, doesn't mean they don't feel something similar, etc. Also, fish have stress responses, we can observe that enough to say that it's probably better not to take chances. Hell, there are even fledgling studies now that show that plants might have some alternative stimuli reaction equivalent to pain. Need to not fall into human centrist viewpoints because we will never experience what another being goes through anyway. There's always possibilities and shouldn't that be enough to warrant the consideration of doing things humanely rather than find out oh, we've been doing this cruel shit for years when we didn't need to do it that way.

@@kita9868 recent studies have shown fish absolutely do experience pain and distress, which makes the way they're usually treated by the fishing industry (allowed to suffocate) horrific. It makes sense, a lot of fish have the same functional parts mammals do (spinal chord, brain, nerves) so there's no reason they wouldn't. Having kept fish myself it's pretty obvious that they experience some level of discomfort, I've had fish with dropsy where their bodies fill up with fluid and it's clear from the way they move that they're experiencing something negative.

Haha animal abuse is so funny. Why are you laughing at an animals pain and suffering?

@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem its not dumbass thats how you kill fish it kills them instantly

The bonk method works through. I’ve used it on mullet before.

@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem Bro they’re stocked trout, they are literally bred for the purpose of being caught and eaten. Do you think the fish are going to thank you for your heroism?

@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem he ate the animal, it’s survival buddy, even animals kill each other. It’s the ecosystem operates, you aren’t above anyone because you feel it’s wrong.

Deeply concerning

@@Cinema4PeopleWithNoTime there are other things you should be worrying about like getting a job

"good and bad, instead of bad, why not have ungood, it is just as effective"-1984

Today I saw a video where the word "unethical" was written as "un3thical". ( source: kzfaq.infoRW9Lj2rOiJo ) like... what the fuck? I await the time where we have to censor everyday words, like "bread" as "br3ad"

This is a certified Literally 1984 moment

Supermarkets already did, they just leave them on ice, they just suffocate

Just leave it on the dry ground to suffocate. That’s inhumane

@@uwu-chan not inhumane enough.

crabs are usually boiled alive

throw it in a gas chamber🗿

Damn this sounds like an amazing memory with your grandmother that taught you a lot about life and how to understand and respect other lives in the world.

No one cares

@@christiandoney6198 Wowie, what valuable input and totally not just an attempt to make someone else feel bad for absolutely no reason.

It's good to understand fish don't feel pain they lack the neurological capacity to so that's also another important thing it's like eating larvea or beetles or somthing all they know is Instinct and won't hate your or feel it when you kill them although I'd focus more on the care in there meat when killing them due to people going brutal and tainting white fish with exploded gallbladder

@@fancyincubus Fish DO feel pain, at least the more neurologically complex ones like sharks do. They sense pain in a different way than humans do, though, so their form of pain would be alien to us. Fish have far more complex nervous systems than most people think, ESPECIALLY sharks.

@Alebrad no it’s actually OH NO OH GOD AHHH HELP ME (sounds of being eaten in the background)

Or border patrol

"We got an egger!"

or the store clerk at kohls when showing their selection of dresses

It’s useless brother. You can’t win against morons

I seriously doubt this guy needs to kill fish to survive. He fishes because he enjoys fishing for and killing these creatures.

​@@theshadowfax239if he's eating them, it's done to eat. Be it through choice or necessity, it is still survival.

Such is life

Underrated comment

@@niggymonkey "It's kill or be killed!" - Anonymous

@@AWSMcube tsym

why are you excited over 43 likes? Are you being ironic?

"the fish assassin" 😭😭😭😭

Bruh wtf lmaoo

Sounds like a German

Experience is often the greatest teacher & the only way to become the infamous "Fish Assassin" 🐟🗡️ 😶‍🌫️

German master fish race

This is why humans are stupid. Always overthinking everything. Just eat the fish, have lots of babies, die. Thats life. Welcome.

I already knew of the fragility, flesh is weak. Stop thinking you’re invincible in life, you’re always at the mercy of nature

​@@Shvetsario Damn okay, thanks for the insight Einstein. They just made a comment on the video, get that pole out of your ass.

Mortality is an awesome concept? You are a strange individual

I know! I’m glad they added mortality in this new update😁

It's only March!

I thought of the flinstones

Same for the fish 🐟

More like has the fish dead

That would probably have anybody dead tbh

poor fishy 🥺

Yep it is the best method. Fishes for sushi

Sounds easier to just use a knife like here tbh Insert nail then twist? Bound to mess it up

That requires some asian discipline and patience to master it sounds:D

@@1CE. honestly, the precision is probably pretty darn good with some basic anatomical knowledge. In many cases the body marks itself for spots like that, that’s how people do vaccines, using an anatomical bone-marker at your shoulder, cus stabbing right into the deltoid is inaffective and damaging.

​@@Techyenaumm injectioms/vaccines are put into the deepest part of the deltoid... Landmarking ensures you miss blood vessels and ensure its in the deepest part of the deltoid. 2 finger rule below the acromium process (shoulder bone).

Conveniently, killing the fish faster and more humanely improves the quality of the meat. Fear and pain trigger the body to release cortisol, which makes the meat tougher and worse tasting. It’s the same from invertebrates to large mammals.

It's a fish 🤡

@@gucknichtso2864 why were people mad when Hitler killed the Jews? They’re just humans 🤡

@@gucknichtso2864 You don’t wanna fall down a path of needlessly causing pain to animals, if you know that you’re killing something humanely it doesn’t effect you (that much) but if you kill something knowing full well that it’s suffering or slowly builds up an insensitivity to killing and you can start to develop symptoms of psychopathy. But that’s just science, clown emojis carry more weight to them don’t they.

@Cloudykook no they don't. You really think those things even think?

I appreciate that!

​@@Tackle2thePeople he means your video is too short and relatively vague

@@hunzilla3122 that’s not what he means lol

how every fisherman does this

@@hunzilla3122 he definitely meant it needed more views not “clearer” instructions. you’d have to be a caveman to not understand these ridiculously simple steps.

Brooo 😭 💀

Hit/smash/crater/bludgeon = inhumane Bonk = comical and cute

Humane = quick Inhumane = slow

Poor Glenn and Joel 😢

Yes, it’s instant. Letting the fish suffocate over the course of many minutes will put is torture and a good way to guarantee you do not go to heaven when you pass away.

Just like that nomadic tribe that clubs the people that get too old 😊

You got it, Adam! Nothing beats Ike Jime

Where can I find more detailed info on that ?

Interestingly enough, hitting the fish on the head with a rock or stick or specifically made tool (tiny baseball bat) and the either cutting the vessel behind the gills or puncturing the heart is required by law in Germany.

​@Andreas Kist is puncturing the brain an acceptable alternative to hitting the fish on the head in Germany?

@@samsadowitz1724 Strangely not, only paralyzing and bleeding out. Only exception are eel and flatfish. Eel are killed by severing their spine right next to the head, there's even a special tool for it. Flatfish don't need to be paralyzed by hitting them on the head.

No, no, no, you have an organic wild caught fish spread. Sell it for $30 an ounce. It's all in the marketing 😂

Most animals are pretty similar, behind the eyes in the middle. Find where the skull plate ends. Once you find Thst hard ridge go to the middle between the eyes and stab. You can twist and jerk the knife around to make sure you mulch the brain. The fish will spasm and it’s eyes will roll once you’ve hit brain. Going from behind the skull plate is often flatter and much thinner than the front of the skull making it easier to punch through. It’s also the location of the hindbrain or a fishes’ equivalent connecting to the brain stem. For animals the living focused important brain bits are in the rear located close to the spinal cord.

99.9% of fish brains are located in the head

Brains are in the head mate?

just bash the head with a hammer or club or something. far easier.

​@@mra8162" shoot someone in the heart. " "where is the heart" "in the chest duhhhh" This is an exact replication of what you said

Lol

Lol 🐐

Up

"sleep now, my sweet prince. just let it happen." 🐟🔪

"Excellent work, 47. Now, onto the bass on the other side of the lake."

without the brain we're practically just carbon based mushes of meat

Fun fact, fish dont feel pain

​@@mindofbeastsfalse.

@Abd at-Tawwaab allah akhbar my brother 🧔🏿🧔🏿🧔🏿🫡🫡💣💣💣💥💥💥💥✈️✈️✈️🏢🏢💥💥💥💥

@Abd at-Tawwaab bro shut up

People get angry at the idea of killing an animal even if it's humanely while they proceed to gobble down all the cafo chicken they can get their hands on like the cookie monster. People have their hearts in the wrong place imo

Not to mention people have been killing and eating each other for thousands of years for the stupidest reasons

Fuck all you I’m a true animal lover so I actually give a fuck!

@@tylerbenjamin3842well to be fair its already dead

​@@ItzCapy5879yeah, but it had to be killed to be dead lol If people have a problem with killing, then they should be vegan No more ethical quandaries

Exactly. There is nothing wrong with eating animals. But, torture is and blatant disrespect and not caring or even thinking about what's in your food/what your food is, is.

Mhm exactly! The importance is respect, and honestly in my opinion there is nothing more respectful than killing and cleaning the animal yourself. You have to understand the fact that you are killing it and cleaning the meat takes time to master so naturally there is a reverence for the animal that is feeding you. Plus also if it was a wild animal such as with this fish, then there was as little human impact on the animal’s stress and suffering as possible

Yes! Thank your food, and don’t let it go to waste!

I’m sure that fish really appreciated that after it already died painfully

@@TumblinWeeds the entire point of the knife directly to brain is to server the nerves and to make sure it dies painlessly Good attempt at a joke, but you’re just wrong

underated

Wtf

As a shark in my past life i can confirm that before i kill and eat a fish i would commit the bite of 87 on its head so it feels no pain before getting torn and shredded apart by me

Goofy

Uhh, well, fishes don't feel pain at all, they do reactto the pain but they're not able to feel it

Exakt! Gruess us lozärn :)

@thaz fff Then please refer to the "will taste better and last longer" part of the video. I don't care much either, but I like good tasting food.

In Germany the same procedure 👍🏼

I rather eat it alive

@@lonewolf2150 gollum?

Soviet union or Russia. It is like saying Confederated States of American. Also isn't this meme more accurate to Australia?

🤓

murderer

I think it wanted help as opposed to annihilation, but you did the right thing

it's probably not a good idea to eat something with severe health problems, anyway. hopefully the catfish was healthy.

​@@EatAllDaHumans unaliver*

​@@EatAllDaHumans as opposed to letting it slowly die and suffer?

Brutal

If the fish was a combat veteran, they will be pleased, even excited to assist the fish in its suicide.

Good on them. It's about time the law caught up to good medical ethics standards on that

Best comment!

I didn't know they offered that. That's cool.

Sorry my english is not my first lenguage, how do you evitate to wake them up?

Jesus is watching

@@harshchaudhary2459tell him to get his own clams

Wtf

@@harshchaudhary2459 Jesus was literally a fisherman and was buds with fishermen in the books.

Yup put them in the water they just slip away peacefully, like slitting your wrists in a bathtub lmao

This.

This is ideal, they can't stress out if you cut there. They don't feel pain, but they do release a lot of hormones and chemicals when they take damage so you want to kill them quickly.

Funnily enough, that is more or less what they do to male broiler chicks. Known as maceration.

How to kill*

Garbage disposal comes to mind.

I like how you're not allowed to say kill, but you are allowed to film yourself ending a life. Lmao

i think the terms "yeet", "obliterate", "live'nt", and "fucking destroy" are superior terms, personally

AFAIK this technique was pioneered in Roblox, of all places

Un-alive

this shows how fucked up and ridiculous this all censorship thing is

💀

VERY niche reference. "Satan"

You know, I was on my way to kill that trout myself.

I came here for this comment

That fish had a plan to 💀 him, so catching and dispatching it that way was totally just self defense.

That's interesting, did you have your gills cut since you're saying "without any pain"?

​@@Totyen kind of hard to feel and register pain when your fragile brain has been banged against some object equivalent to hitting the cement from standing height. The fish is fine. (well not really but it doesn't know that)

​@@Totyen You dont feel pain when youre unconscious. Thats how anesthesia works.

@@OneAngryVelociraptor Ah yes, cause wacking them on the head is considered anesthesia. And also, there have been cases where anesthesia didn't work properly.

@@Totyen Hitting a fush with a club is the equivalent of hitting a human in the head with a baseball bat. You ain't feeling anything after that.

You need to obliterate the brain so the fish stops feeling any pain

After it's dead so it doesn't feel it

@@IR.editor2500 “un alive”, is a funny way to describe obliterating the brain of a fish & completely destroying it’s spinal cord

@@fidelagudo9643 it's not the least bloody way It's the most humane way This way the fish wouldn't feel any pain And also the thing is Since we are going to it It's going to be cut into pieces anyways So by cutting it's spine It wouldn't feel any fucking pain

@@IR.editor2500he meant it’s cuz he can’t say kill

"You, sir, are a fish!"

I would agree but it was somewhat illegal lol😊

Ahh yes fish with a side of gunpowder

LmAO that's a good one

Absolutely. But people are reasonable in this section. Nobody to make fun of. Such a disappointment.

Just go to “newest comments” I found loads of snowflakes to trigger.

@@mortalkomment8028 Bro got to fucked 😂

I'm trying to see if anyone else was taught to kill them by cracking the neck/ripping the head halfway off like I was.