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Schlatt books a room at the Ritz Carlton Kyoto just so he can one-up Ludwig. Lol
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@schlattco 4 ай бұрын

GET THE NEW JSCHLATT YOUTOOZ DROP!!! youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt Available for 2 weeks ONLY!

@Dupi2 4 ай бұрын

Bring back Time To Smile

@schlattco 4 ай бұрын

@@Dupi2 What is that?

@WeirdCore_Weirdo 4 ай бұрын

BUYING ONE NOW !!!! Edit: the order has been confirmed :)

@sleep6837 4 ай бұрын

Bring back Time To Smile

@Respear 4 ай бұрын

i used to have this jschlatt youtooz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

@Shady_br 4 ай бұрын

The best flex is that he didn't even invite Ludwig

@queenieofqueens 4 ай бұрын

Wait who's holding the camera

@vesperious 4 ай бұрын

@@queenieofqueens not ludwig

@RyanSoltani 4 ай бұрын

💀💀

@queenieofqueens 4 ай бұрын

@@vesperiousLMFAO

@karma_anime_analysis 4 ай бұрын

his flex so big, it can materialize and hold the camera for him

@rileyturner1356 4 ай бұрын

I love how he went from flexing, to immediately being New York again and getting mad at the laundry price

@lordpumpkinhead265 4 ай бұрын

You can take a New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of a New Yorker.

@315Mikel 4 ай бұрын

@@lordpumpkinhead265lol

@quaketh6823 4 ай бұрын

Na cuz 4000 a night and they’re still gonna squeeze an extra hundred for laundry??

@jameson1239 4 ай бұрын

@@quaketh6823five bucks US for each piece of clothing roughly which is total bullshit if I’m spending 4000$ a night on a hotel I’d expect they would either include a washing machine and dryer in the room or the laundry service to be free

@paperplate09 4 ай бұрын

@quaketh6823 AND they still charge money for everything else too LIKE 10$ FOR POTATO CHIPS

@Blaze-ub5uw 4 ай бұрын

Bro paid $4,000 to do nothing except look at things he has to pay for

@Zvxers7 Ай бұрын

Irl dlc

@RyGuyMaster 4 ай бұрын

the way he's so soft spoken when talking to the housekeeping lady was so genuine and sweet

@S4lym0n Ай бұрын

I thought it was a prostitute that came too early

@merpymat 4 ай бұрын

Jschlatt: “I hate rich people” Also Jschlatt: “I love bring rich.”

@formerdungeonmaster1232 4 ай бұрын

Similar to the Dunning-Krueger effect, this is called the Musk-Zuckerberg effect

@Lezm 4 ай бұрын

The Duality of Man.

@chimken135 4 ай бұрын

being rich is full of benefits, however being rich also makes most people a fucking jackass

@nathnolt 4 ай бұрын

A lot of people have self hatred

@pranayanandbalaji7287 4 ай бұрын

thats why we love him

@frotcore 4 ай бұрын

this is the craziest tax write off ive ever seen

@elpenguinoofmexico1388 4 ай бұрын

2nd craziest* only to mr beast

@DrShady-cy5cm 4 ай бұрын

I love how he goes from being upset at the hotel to being the most polite human when housekeeping shows up 😂

@madiknox5568 4 ай бұрын

5:01 the SHIFT in his tone when talking to the housekeeper was incredible

@renard257 4 ай бұрын

The funniest part is Schlatt complaining about everything being so expensive like he didn’t drop $95,000 on a giant monkey statue

@averybrooks3751 4 ай бұрын

a giant monkey statue which he LEFT AT SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE

@Yogasefski 4 ай бұрын

You guys are forgetting that it wasn’t just a monkey, but a monkey, WITH GIANT GOLDEN TESTICLES.

@redmist6630 4 ай бұрын

it was a taxes thing probably idk im not rich

@telph3223 4 ай бұрын

It was an investment.

@bumpersincapped 4 ай бұрын

he needed it more than any of you could understand

@alstuff 4 ай бұрын

"i fucking hate rich people" and right after this "I love being rich" the duality of man ig

@John2Kool 4 ай бұрын

real

@Ixarus6713 4 ай бұрын

The true nature of the one we call "Shludge"

@mr.cauliflower3536 4 ай бұрын

To be fair he is still actin broke.

@wallacealex4638 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt being incredibly nice and polite to the service staff is so cursed

@VanGelion85 4 ай бұрын

schlatt going from loud to the most soft voice while talking to the housekeeping lady is my favourite phenomenon in japan. when you talk to japanese people you just go more soft and quiet. it will happen to you, there is no fighting it and i think that´s beautiful.

@efbiaiopenap2663 4 ай бұрын

Jambo vaping off screen

@SigmundGloeckner 4 ай бұрын

I saw that too 😆

@plutojelly 4 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 4 ай бұрын

Explain

@GoatMilk08 4 ай бұрын

5:00 never heard schlatt talk in such a nice and polite tone

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 4 ай бұрын

That’s how he lured em back in the day

@jesusr378 4 ай бұрын

@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 back in 1999.

@Tord_Is_Suck 4 ай бұрын

“Can you come back 20 minutes?” 🥺😇😇🥺🥺

@weezerfan420_ 4 ай бұрын

“can you come back in 20 minutes 🥰🥰”

@kagster07 4 ай бұрын

I worked at a dry cleaners for 4 years and those prices are actually about average to a tad under. They arent just washed they are dry cleaned and then also folded which still doesnt mean it should cost that much but dry cleaning machines are expensive to run and buy chemicals for. Rush fee at my place was 12.50$ flat for next day or within the day. 4 hours is insanely good. That means everyone elses clothes are put aside just to clean yours first. So that makes sense.

@Daniel-mc3hm 4 ай бұрын

Ah so he was abt to get his entire wardrobe dry cleaned

@gugisgug 4 ай бұрын

I love how kind he is to the housekeeping like his persona completely drops

@TheGlitchyFox 4 ай бұрын

This will drastically effect the shlaggt industry.

@ArtucoDev 4 ай бұрын

but what about the ultrakill industry?

@sleep6837 4 ай бұрын

Funny Sticks™ already went under, I don't see how they can financially recover from this. Kevin O' Leary from the hit ABC show Sharktank™ would be disappointed

@unfaithfullsalmon1526 4 ай бұрын

the shat industry

@TheGlitchyFox 4 ай бұрын

@ArtucoDev my plans will effect that later

@EchoNovemberDelter 4 ай бұрын

Why are you everywhere? I just got off of a lethal company video and you were there wtf

@nacarotdino2839 4 ай бұрын

I love watching videos like this because it reminds me how poor I am! I love deciding between eating and rent!

@nacarotdino2839 4 ай бұрын

Actually a good video though thank you big guy

@Lezm 4 ай бұрын

I know right! I should send this man my life savings by buying his merchandise!

@GameRaptor64222 4 ай бұрын

@@Lezm great idea let me do it too =]

@cumet9492 4 ай бұрын

Liked by schlatt is crazy

@nacarotdino2839 4 ай бұрын

@@Lezm I completely agree!! Like I'll be homeless but I'll have a Rammie plush and sleep deprived sweatshirt so that's really what matters honestly

@schematticYT 4 ай бұрын

I'm an audio chuckler and I got introduced to schlatt through Ted's stuff and I never realized how handsome schlatt is. Like, on the podcast he's always talking about how he wants to be ugly and stuff but he's a real looker tbh. He's got nice hair

@jellyj3llingt0n 4 ай бұрын

🥰🤩

@theboogeyman2590 15 күн бұрын

Go watch “I spent a Day with Jshlatt” by Anthony Padilla

@samverratti4178 4 ай бұрын

Big guy advertising his yootooz while the queens funeral is playing in the background is the best salesmanship I’ve seen

@Jokin_Jake 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt being calm and nice to the housekeepers at the door is so cursed to see. 5:00

@FormerlySunrize 4 ай бұрын

True, I've never seen that side of him. I guess the AI has some friendly moments unlike the real Schlatt. R.i.p big guy, fly high

@briannarice7396 4 ай бұрын

I would like to imagine that that is the real him.

@Jrppegg 4 ай бұрын

@@briannarice7396All this acting like a rich shithead is just for the videos he’s genuinely a good guy

@allivairsomething8258 4 ай бұрын

@@briannarice7396it definitely is. This is somewhat parasocial, of course, but he's pretty obviously playing a character in all his content.

@thatwaterriver3824 4 ай бұрын

idk it seemed normal for him to me

@MistahFox 4 ай бұрын

Only Schlatt would spend 4k for the express purpose of flexing and spend the entire video complaining about how expensive everything is. Incredible, peak content!

@RyanSoltani 4 ай бұрын

@Ruby-dr9fr 4 ай бұрын

When it ain’t even worth 4K a night 💀

@FatalDawn1 4 ай бұрын

Best content

@Deja117 4 ай бұрын

Man got ripped off... That's basically a 5 star here (UK) with 3k extra just for some old ass phones and snacks you need to pay for. Okay. maybe 1k is for the ice...

@burgerboy446 4 ай бұрын

9:41 why does he walk like that

@malaizze 4 ай бұрын

2:11 Shlurter often finds himself “in the closet”

@dancmotya 4 ай бұрын

I knew someone would say it :)

@Action35 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt was so nice to that housekeeping lady. So different from his usual self! That’s probably how he lured all those people back in ‘99

@mocaroxox 4 ай бұрын

thank you for sharing your wealth with us, you’re so charitable!

@schlattco 4 ай бұрын

You are so welcome!

@shevrett2658 4 ай бұрын

hi shag

@TheFanciestCipher 4 ай бұрын

@@screenshotting imma be honest, it's probably not 😂

@RyanSoltani 4 ай бұрын

Isn’t he so kind

@Misterskeleto 4 ай бұрын

So sad that schlatt died in 1999 it almost feels like the ai is actually him

@Pogbirb 4 ай бұрын

Nitpick 5:27 the Japanese text means "Weed", as in GRASS weed and not drugs weed.

@FullThrottle360 4 ай бұрын

10:35 quote of the year.

@doeugh 4 ай бұрын

$4000 a night and they still make you pay extra for laundry 💀

@bettyspaghetti3018 4 ай бұрын

These places just expect you to not care about your money by the time you get here. The potato chips was the biggest crime, since they're already overpriced in the store. For rich people it's fine, but you have to feel bad for middle class people who save up money for a nice vacation, only to get hit by a ton of hidden fees.

@charlesnathansmith 4 ай бұрын

^ This. If you're willing to pay $4k for a room, you're willing to pay $200 for laundry (unless you just rented it to rant for a video)

@Ixarus6713 4 ай бұрын

It's definitely meant for people with so much money they don't even realise they've spent any.

@raigeforster5404 2 ай бұрын

@@bettyspaghetti3018 shut up. You support abusers

@Bow2erk 4 ай бұрын

We losing 50k with this one 🔥🔥🔥

@bay6627 4 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@L0NER_B 4 ай бұрын

HELL YEAH WE ARE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@theredknight9314 4 ай бұрын

Better spent then verbalase

@baladee4052 4 ай бұрын

Welp If you know you know….

@loughtthenot 4 ай бұрын

Imagine spending 50k on this and not softcore...

@_._sophia._. 4 ай бұрын

3:10 the funeral of the queen in the back? Wow my guy

@doodlebug_doodles 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt is the strangest man I have ever seen in my life man. This shit, this shit is why I subscribe, just a regular ass dude doing some wild out of nowhere shit

@Chill_Guy247 4 ай бұрын

9:11 BTW “Shart” the green tea waffles are supposed to sit over a hot mug of tea/coffee so they go soft (Just realised the timestamp 😮)

@crow_of_judgment 4 ай бұрын

Interesting coincidence of time stamp

@ryanrenders 4 ай бұрын

the year of the tragedy

@Chill_Guy247 4 ай бұрын

@@crow_of_judgmentNOOOO THEY GOT THE SECOND TOWER!!!!!

@Lezm 4 ай бұрын

@@Chill_Guy247Yooo, have some respect for the 2,977 cases of lost life 😂

@defectivepikachu4582 4 ай бұрын

@@ryanrendersyear?

@SnakesAnimations 4 ай бұрын

this is certainly the second most expensive thing Schlatt's ever done right below the gambling addiction he fell into after his heinous crimes

@proxy4570 4 ай бұрын

"Schlerectile Dysfunction" never fails to deliver videos

@n00bp4ck5 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt: "I'm rich" Also Schlatt 30 seconds later: "the mini bar is probably too expensive"

@Aidswayz 4 ай бұрын

I'm so glad the Youtooz figure had the gun updated to be a silent pistol. Really goes to show that the figure can learn just like Schlatt did. He of all people knows how bad it can be when people hear your gun go off after you're trying to finish "important business"

@obamabingchilling 4 ай бұрын

Schlutt must be one of the most humble KZfaqrs out there! Thank you for being so down to earth!

@ILike_chesse_ 4 ай бұрын

7:35 that could be good for deaf people

@berensloan5819 4 ай бұрын

3:30 wth that background footage lmfaoooo

@biscuits4750 4 ай бұрын

2:26 Imagine being so rich you get to sponsor yourself. That's the dream, ladies and gentlemen

@joshbegly4207 4 ай бұрын

I love how he does that and then complains about the hotel running ads for itself

@coleslaw4040 4 ай бұрын

@@joshbegly4207the difference is that the hotel is running ads that are advertising the hotel service, Jslutt is running ads for proudct that he is selling seperately

@SometimesImReal 4 ай бұрын

The cottagecore rammie is unironically the cutest thing I've ever seen

@nsf574 4 ай бұрын

5:00 The immediate change in tone. Imagine how domesticated Schlatt would become if he moved to Japan.

@0ffendingeverybody 4 ай бұрын

If you have to ask how much a Half Juban is, you can't afford it

@johnbarker8717 4 ай бұрын

Most KZfaqrs try to be as relatable as possible to the common man, meanwhile, Schlatt tries to be as unrelatable as possible to the common man

@Tredenix 4 ай бұрын

Today I learned that $4000 in Japan gets you WikiHow in desk drawer format.

@Goobuh36 2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@JamJuice101 4 ай бұрын

10:14 Schlatt, I have some questions regarding the police lights going off in the distance…

@masteryoda1382 4 ай бұрын

I was about to say are we not gonna talk about that

@discordenjoyer1402 4 ай бұрын

"Shliminal" had to get the money somehow

@mrpizzacat8273 4 ай бұрын

They could’ve just added the food stuff to the room charge, it would’ve been far nicer. But no they make a point of charging separate for all these little things despite the room being 4 grand a night. It’s insane.

@PandaFan2443 4 ай бұрын

I'd rather they charge separate. I don't want to pay for food I'm not eating.

@nightstalker6779 4 ай бұрын

You’d think that since it’s in the room, it comes with the room, but no, they want to wring you dry

@muffinz4349 4 ай бұрын

Did he get the ice?

@trashpandaart6735 4 ай бұрын

The laundering services are about as much as they would be in the US. I work at a dry cleaners and we charge $4 per shirt, $8 on sweaters, $7 on pants, $14 for jeans (because they get startched and are a longer process than pants). They're charging about $1 more lol

@wario1226 4 ай бұрын

Shout out to the camera man who never says a word or shows his face. Great immersion, like I'm really there; too intimidated by Him to speak in His presence.

@whodvethunk6525 4 ай бұрын

3:14, as you can see on the calendar it says the date is 1999. any person who has watched "schlutt" for more than a day will tell you that this is the day he committed the horrible atrocity against humanity, but until now we have never known the exact day. this calendar tells us that the crime was committed on sep. 10. 1999.. this is also coincidentally "schitt's" birthday, this date also marks the death of the late Alfredo Kraus a famous Spanish tenor at age 71, could this have something to do with the case? ladies and gentlemen we have new "schlong" lore.

@joaquinleal900 4 ай бұрын

0:50 said the guy that got a TV just to put it vertically up to watch TikTok’s

@HAPPY-re9ji 4 ай бұрын

I love the background footage in the sponsor.

@floofydevil2648 4 ай бұрын

Was just about to say something about that

@lennyternil336 4 ай бұрын

Man, these ai videos are getting more and more convincing, it’s really almost like “Gayschlutt” is still here with us 😢 fly high big guy ❤

@matchacat7192 4 ай бұрын

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about “jaywlor schwift”

@thejanitor5671 4 ай бұрын

Man I truly miss gayscat

@gh00ze 4 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Jshat ❤

@lennyternil336 4 ай бұрын

@@matchacat7192 LMAO

@iceymakesucry 4 ай бұрын

9:56 "friendly fire will not be tolerated"

@gracie-C3 4 ай бұрын

thank you for giving us a mere glimpse into what it's like to be rich schlatt, the last hotel i stayed in was an $100 hotel when my PT Cruiser overheated and left me stranded in debuque iowa

@aloafofbread2439 4 ай бұрын

Schlerg never fails to fill us up with his big spenders content!

@pdylmur 4 ай бұрын

ayo?

@AavaSelonen 4 ай бұрын

So no one's saying anything about the background at 3:25?

@bitterbugs.1 2 ай бұрын

I love how fast Schlatt breaks character to become the most polite guy when interacting with actual people in between all his complaints over a room he chose to pay for

@hyperspacesushi 4 ай бұрын

If theres anything I've learned about Schlatt it's never to put even the //concept// of a surcharge within at least 100m of his person

@muaxh03 4 ай бұрын

Only "Schlagg" would do something like this

@eidolon5739 4 ай бұрын

i love how humble he is, he didnt even show his body collection.

@crystalsmith9838 4 ай бұрын

The way he secretly added the queens funeral in the the add break😂

@pupsicle117 4 ай бұрын

How kind of Schlatt to be charitable enough to share such an experience with us! I can only imagine how much of a joy he was as a guest, as I presume he verbally and physically abused each employee in there, as one does when they’ve accumulated this level of wealth. Huzzah for Schlatt!

@legendarysoil1064 4 ай бұрын

Watching “Schlatt” waddle around the room like a real human at 9:40 was really cute to watch

@jellyj3llingt0n 4 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@RyanSoltani 4 ай бұрын

Nice to see Schlorg display such charitably and kindness with all the ungodly amount of money he possesses. A real Scligoiogt moment

@ciel5593 16 күн бұрын

charging extra for stuff in the fridge, while this is a 4000$ room, is acutally insane

@thetwistedsavant5821 4 ай бұрын

I don't normally like the idea of making a video like this JUST to get some cash back on your room, but as someone who has seen first hand how stupidly expensive hotels like that are, ($10 for a damn mini bag of chips you can get for 75 cents at a gas station) more power to this video! Adblocks removed even!

@warlocktin 4 ай бұрын

you know its a terrible day when schlagg posts

@Thomas_Angelo 4 ай бұрын

I love the vlogs that are produced on this channel. it feels like Schlatt puts all his effort in all of these. love to see someone so dedicated to capitalism.

@kdannynrealroblox3853 4 ай бұрын

9:21 they hired a ghost its not automatic

@thedoc7184 4 ай бұрын

Only the big guy could spend an entire video insulting everyone and everything and have it received positively

@zareffarhaan6106 4 ай бұрын

"Shlagg" never fails to flex his wealth on us.

@Lezm 4 ай бұрын

“Schlatturpus*

@jedislayer0719 4 ай бұрын

Im so glad ai can bring us “shlargamel” content even after he died. Its so convincing it feels like hes still here. Fly high🕊️

@Lezm 4 ай бұрын

That’s Schdefinitely a word

@Jebemti8353 4 ай бұрын

The only sponsors I watch on KZfaq are Schlatts because it’s so hypnotic when he says “Sponsored by. Me.” Unfortunately as a Eastern European man I am too poor to buy Big Mans big mech:(

@eatballs 4 ай бұрын

While schlatt was complaining about the ads on the TV all I could notice was that it was Scott Mctominay, the goat of being shit but still scoring

@MannySMG 4 ай бұрын

My fucking goat fr

@goldengamer4006 3 ай бұрын

Why was he in the ad??

@Blar17 4 ай бұрын

3:02 Rammy couldn’t withstand the power of jambo

@tina670 4 ай бұрын

Actual video from the queen's funeral playing the background of the YouTooz promo because, you know, Schlatt is proud of his work

@strpwflNL 4 ай бұрын

why is no one talking about the queens death behind the sponsorship?

@TTactic 4 ай бұрын

2:42 in 1999

@elmoterminator6969 4 ай бұрын

It’s like he is still here with us. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ rest in peace big guy🕊️🕊️

@iammrbadguy9706 4 ай бұрын

I think it is wonderful to see how respectful Schlatt is when actually interacting with people. Better than a lot of other tourists coming to Japan, like that one guy who went into a forest and now sells energy drinks...

@Penultimeat 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt REALLY needed to make this one tax deductible

@The_Real_Sparrow_ 4 ай бұрын

He complains bout taxes but is rich and is just like “I gotta one up Ludwig” you gotta love it honestly

@erikdanskine8352 4 ай бұрын

6:58 I got a solid chuckle from that.

@aidenplayz4220 4 ай бұрын

Schlatt: "They better not be late or else there will be a fricking problem." They come on times... Schlatt: "Can you please come back in like 20 minutes please."

@emmamix 4 ай бұрын

Only Jschlong would put the queen's funeral in the background of his ad.

@jordanfast7354 4 ай бұрын

As someone who’s been on the road from hotel to hotel for months 100$ for the first pricing of the laundry is pretty reasonable hotels don’t normally do that stuff. And you do have to cross the street to do your own shit meanwhile you’re a millionaire, I would pay that $100 dollars and I’m a negotiveaire I have no money 😂

@lordfilippus8243 4 ай бұрын

he did not just put the queen's funeral on the fucking green screen for a simple sponsorship

@ItsAlexQG 4 ай бұрын

I guess he took the term expensive to a different level

@Prosto_ValerA600 4 ай бұрын

It seems like they made everything in it that expensive just for the sake of being expensive because they literally put shit inside of a 4000$ "room" that in summary will cost you another 500$ just to have the most basic staff

@memes4themasses365 4 ай бұрын

He spent $4000 on the hotel but won’t spend $50 on the laundry service

@mariogarcc 4 ай бұрын

8:26 one of the best jokes I've ever seen in a youtube video

@everest.141 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for showing this, Schlark! You're so generous and kind to show that I am very poor that I can't even afford the laundry or even that 10$ potato chips. That is so nice of you! Happy being poor!