“Getting kicked in my fleshnut satchel” broke me.

Morninggravel almost made me spit out my morninggravel

Rhinoceros in Korean is “코뿔소“ which literally translates to “nose horn cow” lol

… I need a full 3 minutes long version of this now.

"every other language said Ananas" Spanish reusing the word for pinecone instead of creating a new one:

I know in Dutch they call a turtle a “shield toad” and a hippo a “Nile horse.”

That "✨mEaT PaDdLe!✨" Really hit the spot 😩

“Do we really wanna eat a dull banana, we could be eating hotdoglemon” lives in my head rent free

Fun fact: In Latvian, "toes" are "legfingers." In Japanese, your ankle is your "footneck".

Man just inadvertently explained 60% of German words...

“Window wink“ is actually so cool

Why does it feel like I just reached a checkpoint

Damn.... why is this song so catchy? Also, why am I so entranced by this "dance" that goes along with it?

In Korean, the word for "watch" is 손목시계 which literally translates to "hand neck time system"

Every few months or so this video appears on my feed and I am so fucking here for it

By that logic morning gravel would be called earlyday crushedpebbles

“When every other language said ananas English panicked and mentally combined the concept of a pine cone with frikkin’ apple” is a structurally-delicious sentence.

You've reached the end of the internet, turn around.

that "hotdoglemon~" did NOT have to be so jazzy.

my younger brother asked me for a bowl of morning gravel then directed me here. this is what drugs feels like

The delivery of hotdoglemon and the meatpaddle adlib is perfect.

I like how the song started off criticising English for having a word that names an objective after its visual resemblances, and then launches into a melodic endorsement of German naming conventions.

Morninggravel almost broke me and then FLESHNUTSACHEL came out of nowhere and made me wheeze for a full minute.

Morninggravel actually sounds way nicer than cereal unironically 😂😂

Wait until this man discovers German Handschuhe

Full version when? This beat is unironically good

I probably wrong but like apple was the name for every fruit and when pineapples are growing look like actual pinecones and they just combined them and it was pineapple which is like pinecone lookin fruit.

This is actually gold!!! Also as a fan of linguistics, compound words are one of my favorite things ever!

I need a full version of this song because it slaps so hard 😩

Can we PLEASE get this a full version so I can add it to my playlist 😂

The person who came up with the word is Thomas Hacket, who translated it from the French by André Thevet.

"Y'all, lets call this spiky yellow fruit anana." "Alright, I'm down." *"Pineapple."* "What?"

This is simultaneously the most random thing that was ever in my recommended feed and the best

IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING WTF IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTERPIECE

man reinvents german language:

This is an anouncement of my formal petition to rename 'chopsticks' to food pencils.

the danger of the perpetual karate chops is what really makes this for me.

This guy is a perfect blend of CG5, Weird Al, and Bill Wurtz

“O-ooh!” Was so on key and epic

This makes me wonder why hotdogs are called hotdogs despite them not being made of dogs.

In case anyone curious, "Apple" just meant fruit in old english. You had gourd apple (melon), finger apple (dates), even potatoes (earth apple). So it really was just "pinecone fruit)

The reason we call them "pineapples" is because the first English-speakers to encounter the fruit thought they looked like pinecones, which at the time were called pine apples. The word "apple" originally meant "thing that grows on a tree," so the thing that grows on a pine tree was a pine apple. They thought this fruit was just a really big "pine apple" so they used the same word. Later, when the word "pine apple" was changed to "pine cone" there was no real reason to change the name for pineapple; because, at that point, the difference between the two was fully understood.

I don't like the idea of a meatpaddle, that's freaking horrifying

My wife calls feet "land hands"

“English panicked” 🤣

Dude looks like if Harry Potter and Peeta Mellark had a baby..

(Window-wink)? How about (sky-door)-(eye-close) ? How about (blue-above)-(home-hole)-(skull-pebble)-(un-opener)?

The percussive delivery of “mentally combined the concept of a pinecone with a freakin apple” 👌

We need to talk about the person who named grapefruit...when there was already a fruit called a grape

Love how this went into a completely different direction than I expected

I just keep coming back to this and hoping there is a full length song of this. The beat is just so catchy and there is lyrical genius here

the chinese word for penguin translates literally to "business goose"

That "minimal conceptual link" part was slick as hell. Goddamn bro, you should have an award for this shit.

i think this is the most unhinged thing i’ve seen today and that’s saying a lot

Why is this good? Genuinely, why is this less than a minutes worth of content so entertaining and well made?

I demand a full version.

Ananas is like the least understandable word cause it's so weird, but having to learn English as a young kid and finding out that y'all just combine words and pretend it makes sense was... an experience.

i like how the premise of the song makes it so that every word would end up becoming an infinitely long combination of words. if cereal is morninggravel, then what would be the word for morning and gravel? then what would be the words for the ones making up morning and gravel? and so on.

you look SO similar to a regular at the place i work but like 20 years younger, and half the time he comes through your shorts are all that plays in my head

This guy just dropped a random banger into my KZfaq Shorts feed with no warning... who is he and why did I only find this now?

There is some serious wordplay here to make these lyrics so rhythmic. Damn. Excellent job.

Fun fact my dad told me grape nuts taste like gravel and milk... And you know what? He wasn't wrong😂

Except this creates an entire paradox, because if every english word in existence is a combination of two smaller words, then those smaller words cannot exist because they have been replaced by these double words. So then what would these double words even be made up of, if there are no single words to create them? This, my friends, is The Pineapple Paradox

I NEED a full version of this. I must see the mission be completed

I've never seen this channel before but I'm so glad this got recommended to me

Thank you KZfaq for recommending this

It's called "pineapple" in Japanese as well which is bizarre because it seems a lot easier to say "ananas" if you're Japanese.

Be careful guys, this creature is currently on its attack stance don't get too close

The fact that his proposal would eventually mean they would have to redo words as their original components were renamed making them even longer forever makes this even better

Windowwink is now in my vocabulary.

If every word resembled pineapple, they would not exist because the words they are based off of are also based off of other words, which are also based off of other words for infinity

This is a banger. Petition for a full version on spotify please 😢

This is an absolute masterpiece. If I had to choose one video to watch for the rest of my life I would pick this. Great comedy mixed with a catchy song just incredible

Sounds like when I couldn't remember the word wrists so I said my handankle

This is just how German was invented. My favorite is “Glühbirne” which literally means glowing pear, but is the word for lightbulb

Imagine possessing immense musical talent and using it to make KZfaq shorts about the names of fruit

Bro, the short before was a depressing one, and now I'm being hit with alternative words based off of pineapple 💀

i've just discovered you and that's fucking amazing i didn't knew i needed that in my life but now i can't get enough I WANT MOAR

You think one of these days he'll miss but it never happens

Bruh... This is genuine FIRE! Do a full damn song!

I was scrolling and randomly found this little pearl and all I can say is : WTF

As a non english native speaker, I love how creative the word pineaple is. I also like French's word for potato (apple of the earth). Ananas is fun to say, but pineapple is very creative 🫶

Morningravel actually goes hard. A cereal called that would SELL

Bro your rhyme schemes and meter is really good in all of your songs. Not even mentioning the production, composition, and vocals. Phenomenal stuff.

This is my favorite sound-dance. When I'm on the poop-throne, in the rain-box, or at my money-slaver, I enjoy listening to it. Gets the meat-paddle-tips tapping.

Bro I heartcrush (love) this noteplayer (musician) he has so many good noteplays (songs) ABSOLUTE WARMWATER (fire)

Morning gravel should totally become a term for it. It'd be for full cereal or if too tired to make something so you with that. I wanna start using it

that second meatpaddle was absolutely heavenly

In Spanish we say "piña" so it was really weird when I started learning other languages and they all seemed to say "ananas" over and over

That "MEEATPADDOOL" was the most devastating line in the entire history of the world

I thought this was gonna be a protest to cancel the word pineapple but I'm glad it didn't go that direction

This is unironically such a banger ffs

I NEED this song in its entirety

Cereal -> wheat flakes Pineapple -> Phoenix pear This is just how Mandarin is when broken down to each characters. Can’t think of anything else now. Some other words that already follow this rule includes basketball and strawberry

he made a paradox in this song and no one cared 😭

this whole video was a fever dream, nobody can convince me otherwise

This needs a longer version. Awesome beat with awesome lyrics!

I have looped this far too many times and its still not old

The problem is, when you regret a word with others words, then the words get longer, so when you want to say a word, you have to say each word that makes it up, and each word could be made up of 2-3 words, and each of those words can be made up of 2-3 words. (You see the problem right?)

As a person who spends many hours scrolling through random ass KZfaq shorts, this might be the one that caught me off guard the most lmao