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@DuolingoStreak4L Жыл бұрын

Team Jacob! He always had Bella's back and took care of her when Edward abandoned her or left her.

@kallmekris Жыл бұрын

truuuueee. I guess i just like toxic blood sucking men. sad lol

@Arcibun Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris I was team Edward cuz he was sparkly LMAO

@halcyon3116 Жыл бұрын

son of a bisch i didnt even think of that, i mean edwards wealthy idk ..... but you made me consider teams lol

@halcyon3116 Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris LOL darling dont we all lol

@halcyon3116 Жыл бұрын

@@Arcibun hes so shinnnyyyy 😍😍😍😍

@Marcten10 Жыл бұрын

2:30 the guy who said “can i get into someone’s bed, I don’t even sleep here ” is a legend

@jalo2247 2 ай бұрын

Sum

@labyrinth.maggieoh 9 ай бұрын

Team Edward. The only reason why I’m team Edward is because I get to laugh historically whenever I watch them stare deeply into each other’s souls in the movies 😂

@hanimkingsley5016 5 ай бұрын

I was Team Jasper😂He was probably the healthiest boy: He was gentlemanly, respectful, tried his best not to attack the humans around him while he was learning to control his blood thirst, he cared about Bella's feelings, and He absolutely ADORED Alice😍

@Ohxsuzanna08 20 күн бұрын

I have never found a single person who thought the same as me, my twin!

@SageDoesSims Жыл бұрын

I just want an entire book narrated by Kris' opening Irish voice. It was soothing.

@manedwolf2717 Жыл бұрын

yes

@m0ssy_g0bl1n Жыл бұрын

yess it kinda reminded me of minx

@coolpumpkins453 Жыл бұрын

y……………es

@rhiannehamad2269 Жыл бұрын

@@coolpumpkins453 I TRANSLATED THAT AND IT SAID forks

@WhiteFox8792 Жыл бұрын

I was Team Alice! She was just such a fun and positive person, easily my favorite character in the book!

@kaylee_o.b. 3 ай бұрын

Watching kris ramble on "apple maps, you know on the crest, crust, ooh pizza, crest.. I should brush my teeth" makes me realize I do the same thing

@user-sd6sj8hp7s 9 ай бұрын

team edward because he was respectful of bella's choices and valued consent🙂

@Jay_0605 Жыл бұрын

The "Gather around for Kris reads screens" always makes me laugh! I love it

@yvy.830 Жыл бұрын

lmao same

@CallMeKes Жыл бұрын

I was Team Alice. Seriously, read their interactions sometime. But in all honesty, if I had to choose between those boys, It's be Jacob. The writer literally wrote in imprinting just to make him a suboptimal choice for Bella. But both were...not good for her. Both tried to control and manipulate her. They treated her like an object to be owned.

@chandlerlowler9006 Жыл бұрын

U was team font make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go

@chandlerlowler9006 Жыл бұрын

U was team dont make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go

@ajbrooks2112 Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was too (by that I mean earlier this year my sister forced me to watch twilight and then regretted it because the whole time I was like, dude, they both suck and Alice is better

@vicquesadilla2276 Жыл бұрын

I was team jasper

@mythicalwarrioranimations123 Жыл бұрын

I was team Edward- I had a crush on him for a while I- :,)

@bex6413 4 ай бұрын

Team Alice for suuuuuure!❤ She was so pure and kind, and perfect girl. And she always had bellas back

@natalielopez3149 10 ай бұрын

2:30 that one kid really said "can i get in someone's bed? i don't even sleep here" XD

@jubywoot880 Жыл бұрын

If your having a bad day, you can just watch one of Kris's videos to smile every time. Thanks Kris, your doing great.

@squidwardtentacles1460 Жыл бұрын

Agreed 🙃

@Blazegirl780 Жыл бұрын

Aww

@christopherlh4379 Жыл бұрын

*you're

@peteledwidge3631 Жыл бұрын

Ahahaha! I came here for the grammar Nazi, and I wasn't disappointed... 🤦🤣

@Mikflurry Жыл бұрын

so true

@KronosFiction Жыл бұрын

5:02 Kris punching Pete ... PETE! BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED US TO SAVE YOU!

@Daly-Riddles Ай бұрын

:Pete: “blink” “blink”

@gheata_playz874 Ай бұрын

6:30 i love how she needed to do a double take on that 😂😂😂😂

@THATS_JUST_THEORY_GAME_THEORY_ 2 ай бұрын

a good KZfaqr is someone who doesn't judge without out reason you have my respect

@kitkattie1906 Жыл бұрын

Lol, I thought she had a cold when she spoke at the beginning. Then felt stupid when she said she was Irish. 😂 I was also team Jacob as I group up watching him (shark boy) and I also LOVE animals and couldn't resist the thought of cuddling with wolfs.

@LiveLaughLocklyle Жыл бұрын

Kris, might I say, your hair and makeup is absolutely on point today, as usual. ✨

@kenkaneki5.032 Жыл бұрын

It always is

@katiewalters6118 Жыл бұрын

So many bots-

@kallmekris Жыл бұрын

awwww tanks!

@kenkaneki5.032 Жыл бұрын

Ur welcome kris

@Meum46 Жыл бұрын

@Tommy 🅥 no

@gheata_playz874 3 ай бұрын

10:03 when i tell you i instinctively closed my eyes and looked away 😂

@The_Real_Carrot 5 күн бұрын

i love the accents. it makes my day to watch this while i eat breakfast!

@karlaortega9504 Жыл бұрын

Kris makes me nervous when she compliments us, even if it’s just a “u looking great”😩

@viggopettersson6225 Жыл бұрын

true

@dice6338 Жыл бұрын

I get the same feeling lmao 🤣

@blackwei3299 Жыл бұрын

so many bots☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

@kallmekris Жыл бұрын

hehehhehehe

@bonniesbracelets Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris sorry to be annoying, but can u reply to my comment? Xx u don’t have to! 💖

@caiargagnon Жыл бұрын

Team Alice because she was the best. Caring, always cleaning her brother's mess, loved bella.

@hellothere.human. Жыл бұрын

No team Carlisle. He’s hot

@ashandlancephoenix Жыл бұрын

I was team Alice as well but everyone told me that be gay was weird so I just said team Jacob cuz he was tolerable 😭

@nightgamer5892 Жыл бұрын

I agree, she was very chill and cool in all the movies

@ashleyroys5938 3 ай бұрын

4:53 the way the chair slowly turned had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 my bag has bricks so i can swing it and hit people!!!! So fun IM JUST KIDDING I PROMISS

@user-ys2dg6eo6s 4 ай бұрын

2:29 “HOLY SHIT GET IN A BED I DONT EVEN SLEEP HERE”

@annikadas6317 Жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice that Kris fighting with Pete was exactly like Doctor Mike fighting with his plant?😂

@-themightymittens- Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment that LOL

@dragongirl3604 Жыл бұрын

yesssss i thought that too!!

@horserider_eventer Жыл бұрын

Yup

@Oliviamanansang20 Жыл бұрын

YES. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT

@davidkrentzlin1663 Жыл бұрын

While everybody explains the team they’re on, can we take a moment to appreciate the punches she’s throwing. Good form.

@itzbel4081 Жыл бұрын

She was literally punching Pete while I read this comment 😅

@peytonswearingen9274 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@stephnieoosthuizen9988 3 күн бұрын

Edward he is hooooooooot 😂❤

@MegaSkills9 8 ай бұрын

As for the guy who covered the whole bathroom with peanut butter,...All I could think was, WHAT? No Jelly ???

@felicity4252 Жыл бұрын

I was team Charlie Swan. I digged that stache, and he was literally the only non toxic person.

@catarinaasilvacs Жыл бұрын

Same! The only normal one there 🤣

@horserider_eventer Жыл бұрын

....it's so true now that you say that.....

@tinytiny7044 Жыл бұрын

Omg nooo 💀

@taygraf5739 Жыл бұрын

And was the best comical relief ever

@itzbel4081 Жыл бұрын

The dad 😦

@Oakley-_ Жыл бұрын

10:05 and the fact that Elmo is 3 years old.

@user-ms7de2wc8o 3 ай бұрын

Alice is always so supportive and kind

@Stupid-sw9ld 4 ай бұрын

i love kris's hairstyle in this video (and every other video, she's absolutely gorgeous)

@jenwatterson9034 Жыл бұрын

The “Gather around for kris reads screens” always makes me laugh, I love it!

@LightYagami25 Жыл бұрын

Team Jasper/Alice because their love story and that moment he looked at her after telling Bella their story, "you kept me waiting" and his response "my apologies ma'am." Perfect ^_^

@anxietybutterfly9121 Жыл бұрын

Seriously, it’s been a good few years since I’ve seen that and I still can’t get over it lol

@CRAZY_Ape Жыл бұрын

So then Team Jalice

@chrissymurphy8052 Жыл бұрын

Nah fr like fuck the whole live triangle in just waiting for a series on Alice and Jasper's love story

@bishhhh2009 Жыл бұрын

wait what when and who did he say that too, also they were siblings, plz dont brush off my comment just cuz of the siblings part, answer the first question plz! its quite annoying ngl

@LightYagami25 Жыл бұрын

@@bishhhh2009 siblings was only a cover story the Cullen family lived so not to draw suspicion from humans. The conversation was during Jasper telling the story to Bella of how he and Alice first met if I remember correctly. 😁

@GuarGuar-qh8ym Ай бұрын

I don't know why but "then you could glow from the inside" literally killed me

@AerrowsLuv16 7 ай бұрын

Kris 😂 you make me laugh so much, your commentary is the most entertaining and funniest thing. I love your videos. Don't ever change.

@luvlyxkitty8281 Жыл бұрын

Kris. I love how you say like “ Hope your doing well” or “ love your hair.” Thanks!

@BkDk66 11 күн бұрын

Team Edward. THE CHEMISTRY WAS CLEAR!!! Also he played Cedric from Harry potter and was only in 1 movie bless 😭😭😭😭

@lillianhartman7256 Ай бұрын

WE LOVE YOU KRIS

@LeviathanNightDragon Жыл бұрын

I love how Kris was making a joke about being a gross introvert during the purge. She then also just straight up redefined the sociopolitical issues that the purge became.

@nlparadox3890 Жыл бұрын

2:55 that was an older model Toyota Yaris, around the mid 2010's or so. Because the speedometer was actually in the center of the dash instead of being in front of the driver they put cup holders in the corners like that along with that little storage compartment due to the fact that there was no center console in the car.

@supertaft77 Жыл бұрын

I went straight to the comments to find this answer 😂!

@asmazz75 Жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for, I used to have this car (2012) and I loved the cupholders

@ahegaototthot7712 Жыл бұрын

I have an older Yaris and I gotta say, those are the worst cupholders I've ever had to use. 😅

@SquishmallowPlaysYT 4 ай бұрын

OMG I LOVE her HAIR!

@Mimi_love4u2 4 күн бұрын

lol i was eating pizza just when you mentioned pizza 🤣

@DRKRSE-dd6dp Жыл бұрын

Team Edward. They always looked so good together. He only left Bella to protect her but I love how he was willing to die for her when he thought she was dead because he couldn't live without her. but I do like how Jacob was always there for her. edit: Tysm for all the likes y'all.❣

@yididiyawario9486 Жыл бұрын

TEAM EDWARD even if jacob took care of bella after she reunited with edward they were a power couple a lot of people liked and loved😍🥰

@lucyisaravenclaw3710 Жыл бұрын

YES! I agree

@chris3818 Жыл бұрын

10:00 I love this part 😭

@bananahead.___ 5 ай бұрын

the spicy juice is a classic. her acts are ON POINT

@EmmaT-mh7mc 20 сағат бұрын

team Jacob cuz the confidence it must of took to run around in big green balls with a straight face is wild

@junniekim06 Жыл бұрын

I love how when she was explaining all that about Timmy’s inability to read, an add cuts her ass OFF-💀💀💀

@amandariso3021 Жыл бұрын

6:38 that punch seemed personal lmao

@Teehee-so1ft 7 ай бұрын

The toilet paper on the ceiling is basically hell for short people 😭😭😭✋

@user-qn3nw4xs6i 17 күн бұрын

I’m Irish so yay!❤😂

@AnnoyedRainbow-cy6wn 17 күн бұрын

Same

@GoofyGooberMars Жыл бұрын

kris is more chaotic than the videos she's watching 😂😂😂😂😭

@rowanrae7144 Жыл бұрын

She looks exhausted but still makes videos for us. She is fucking awesome! Love you Kris ♥️♥️

@rowanhouk8749 Жыл бұрын

I HAVE THE SAME NAME

@rowanrae7144 Жыл бұрын

@@rowanhouk8749 hey you do!!

@GimmeUrBeans Жыл бұрын

no swearing child

@Emily-fe6yb Жыл бұрын

She’s gots to pay the bills tho

@vvanillabeann Жыл бұрын

@@GimmeUrBeans kris does it all the time

@ymiko-yk8fc Күн бұрын

someone save pete, he is being held hostage… PLEASE SAVE PETE 😭

@yourfavKayleigh 2 ай бұрын

10:29 nahh gulp gulp❤😂😂

@WingedKitsune-xt6ix Жыл бұрын

Team Jasper 😁 I always thought Edward was a bit creepy with the whole watching Bella sleep BEFORE they got together and Jacob acted like someone was trying to take his favorite toy (Bella) away from him. While Jasper's past is filled with horror and blood, he went from one war, where he was fighting in what he believed in, to another one where he had zero idea what was happening or going on before having to fight just to stay alive. He easily could have stayed and fully give in to his vampiric nature, thus killing his humanity. Instead, he left all that behind and tried to find some peace and who he was again.

@tinytiny7044 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. And he’s def the best looking in the whole movie. I feel like he and Alice are the best characters

@S5s08 Жыл бұрын

@@tinytiny7044 yeessssssss 👏

@LiveLaughLocklyle Жыл бұрын

When you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but you have to walk down the scary hallway with the creepy shadows: 1:17

@Just-An-Internet-Gal 16 күн бұрын

My Purge plan would be sneak to Smith's, steal a ton of candy, then sneak to the apple store, steal something I could draw on, a phone, and then go back home and eat candy while I draw.

@That_Myxtic_Cyote 7 ай бұрын

"I bet u my parents wish they could do that to me" Girl...SAME!

@chiggy.pig7 Жыл бұрын

I’m having a REALLY bad day and watching Kris just brighten it up a little bit. Thanks Kris! Who else needs a drink.

@arabellahooper-bz8ed Жыл бұрын

A drink??🙃

@Kaithe_therianandfurry Жыл бұрын

I can't drink I'm under 21😅

@0nIyus 11 ай бұрын

i mean... i do need water? in fact, i was bouta get my lazy a$$ up and get some... i gotta go do that.

@AVERAGERUSSIANTONK 11 ай бұрын

I need beer right now

@Lyrikiskoolerthanyou Жыл бұрын

0:38 never related to a KMK quote more

@Remyyy15 Жыл бұрын

Same

@MeandOliver123 3 күн бұрын

My favourite was pocket frog😂

@Willthethrill25100 4 ай бұрын

The Lois part😂

@metroidaron Жыл бұрын

I'm a guy, so Team Alice! I can't get enough of that pixie cut and she was always so bubbly and just awesome! Not to mention she had the best power being able to see the future and all :D

@user-ex9ti7ds3m Жыл бұрын

Same

@sallysiren1363 Жыл бұрын

Partial future? a possible future?

@tokyo_nightstorm4514 Жыл бұрын

I love that in every start of her videos after her intro she compliments us it feels so nice ❣️❣️

@jasminejarrell6105 3 ай бұрын

her reaction to the purge one lol she went down the rabbit hole( i do that too honestly)

@HouseGoblin 13 күн бұрын

Way late but Team LOST BOYS! Vampires dont sparkle! lol ✨an Ive seen chihuahuas more intimidating 🤣

@Buster_Butchie_BigG Жыл бұрын

The fact that I watch and continuously re-watch your videos and just am brought more and more joy each time-every time a new video is out it's like Christmas I swear- love you kris!

@cherriesunderrocks5872 Жыл бұрын

Same!

@graykies4983 Жыл бұрын

No one: Me: **runs to bed faster then the fucking flash** 2:25

@Cicadaonpawz 10 күн бұрын

pocket frog.

@vvids9927 Ай бұрын

6:56 Such a relatable ADHD moment

@Orange_folly Жыл бұрын

Team Edward because Kris' opinion is always best. 1:45

@harryporter4724 Жыл бұрын

What show are u talking about?

@Orange_folly Жыл бұрын

@@harryporter4724 I think it's Twilight or something, I have honestly no idea 😅

@thatoneartkid_ Жыл бұрын

10:01 “I’m a pirate Elmo!” 2 seconds later Kris:Oh Elmo’s twreking Edit: Oh my thx for the likes

@Pleasent_Pink Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha😂😂😂

@theyluvlauren Жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@madelyn9985 Жыл бұрын

i literaly spit my water when i saw this part im dead

@Pleasent_Pink Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@circusplush 29 күн бұрын

AHH I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON JACOBB

@jasminejarrell6105 3 ай бұрын

kris: i'm wearing a nighty(or something like that) me: the irony so am i

@milesmorales.ctrl. Жыл бұрын

I love how in every video she compliments us! I just feel better about myself

@emmadictator4062 Жыл бұрын

Girl your visuals are killing me I really love your accents it's so cool BTW day 3 of asking can you bring back the cooking series Love you videos ;)

@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 Жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is concerning

@laqxi Жыл бұрын

@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 FR

@Nolimit2tunes Жыл бұрын

@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 whos? Emma dictator or Jacky,,,,,,,,

@sohaib_t Жыл бұрын

@@lillyvandendikkenberg7569 99% sure it's a bot

@sohaib_t Жыл бұрын

Also Kris you just hearted a bot lmao Poor person who got this comment stolen from them

@LunaDust4001 3 ай бұрын

9:25: Kris: buy a cake tomorrow Me: it is literally my brother’s birthday so yeah I will😂

@danielcox3288 4 ай бұрын

Kris...MY DEADNAME IS HEATHER!!

@addyraven1747 Жыл бұрын

I was in the middle of a mental breakdown and kris always helps so I just wanted to say that i really appreciate how nice and chill and funny kris is (:

@melanniejohnson6750 Жыл бұрын

who is in the middle of a mental breakdown and was like kmk posted let me watch that 🤔

@addyraven1747 Жыл бұрын

@@melanniejohnson6750 let’s just fix up the breakdown yknow

@Wild_Luna_ Жыл бұрын

Why does it make me so happy when kris tells us we look good 😭? Came back 4 months later lmao i have 86 likes? Ty

@a_dog_woof8727 Жыл бұрын

Fr. Love you kris!!!

@kaitieandsophie2881 Жыл бұрын

right????!!!!!

@kaiabear1600 Жыл бұрын

True it's like my daily reminder I'm a good person in the world

@nezukochan2155 Жыл бұрын

Ikr it makes me so happy lol 😭

@giovannatoussaint7185 Жыл бұрын

Yea it makes me crying with happiness

@user-gx3rw2wr3o 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, for some reason, I randomly wake up at night and take a flashlight and clean my room. I dunno why. 😂❤🎉

@HeyItsDarknessa 3 ай бұрын

I already like women but Kris with an Irish accent has awaken something in me that I didn't know existed

@kroliadoes_art254 Жыл бұрын

I'm Team Kris cuz she's the best

@void_.. Жыл бұрын

Probably needs to sleep

@meekaaweekaa Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kaitieandsophie2881 Жыл бұрын

omg that b true, and i thought mine was good 🤣

@capcutkira Жыл бұрын

MAN I WISH I CHOSE TEAM KRIS

@elise7664 Жыл бұрын

U rlly wanted a like from her did you

@emilyhansen8192 Жыл бұрын

7:30 sounds like a new character!

@adinakruijssen3056 Жыл бұрын

She's always great at voices but that was like VA level shit

@Cupcake12343 2 ай бұрын

The best thing about Elmo is that she is imatating him

@Emma_william-ph2gz 7 күн бұрын

The ✨Timmy✨I love that name ❤😊

@lynnestone8130 11 ай бұрын

Team Edwards because he possesses the perfect balance between confidence and modesty. He is an incredibly talented athlete who remains humble and approachable. His dedication to his craft and passion for the sport are evident in every game he plays, making him a true inspiration both on and off the court.

@abbeylangstaff1709 4 ай бұрын

damn you really recited this shit, sounds like something a report card would have sm

@suslikeyourmom5600 Ай бұрын

This sound like my report card in 2nd grade

@JZAlim. Жыл бұрын

When Kris uploads you know it's gonna be good thank you Kris for making our day

@ARandomHadesKid 4 ай бұрын

0:39 Don’t mind me just dying on the floor.

@Lily-vn9ig 5 ай бұрын

Edward as he is fit AF

@kaigrand-maison2799 Жыл бұрын

can we all just appreciate that even when Kris might be having a shit day she never fails to make the rest of us happy? thanks so much Kris you always make me smile and feel like it's gonna be okay.

@matthewshoodie Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate your profile pic!! Love love love TBS!! ❤️❤️

@haileydouglas5236 Жыл бұрын

Kris you never fail to brighten mine and others days. I really love how you always complement others so they feel special. Kris you always make me smile:) I love you so much Kris! Have a fantastic day❤️

@christopherlh4379 Жыл бұрын

*never fail to brighten our day **compliment

@forests218 Жыл бұрын

@@christopherlh4379 don’t…. It really doesn’t matter, and right now you look like you’re very shallow and annoying.

@Imaginebeingahater 8 ай бұрын

3:37 is funny 😂😂🤣

@Ink_The_Therian 3 ай бұрын

My friends: how many times have you watched this video? Me: Yes just yes

@skroltz3793 Жыл бұрын

6:18 one time my brother put like... 14 copies of "Lord of the Flies" in one pocket, along with a Nintendo switch and his phone

@PlayerRBLX_ Жыл бұрын

Just curious, older or younger?

@skroltz3793 Жыл бұрын

@@PlayerRBLX_ older

@diorshrti_ Жыл бұрын

There is just one thing Kallmekris and Dr.Mike have in common… The urge to punch nearby objects inside their office 🤜🐲 🤜🪴

@cosplayingmaster4713 Жыл бұрын

And that a bunch of us watch both of them 😎

@diorshrti_ Жыл бұрын

@@cosplayingmaster4713 Yes😎

@PresleyTorbergsen Ай бұрын

yes i love to rearange my room but at my mothers house i couldn't because i got my grandmothers QUEEN sized bed for my room

@JacobsLifeUnscripted 3 ай бұрын

6:17 our pockets are bigger cause we gotta carry y'all stuff lol

@marleybucy2605 Жыл бұрын

2:25 One of the kids said, “I’m getting in a bed even though I don’t even sleep here!!” 🤣🤣 this part had me rolling!!