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2 жыл бұрын

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@bluethelazydog1600
@bluethelazydog1600 2 жыл бұрын
My mom is a Kindergarten teacher, and sometimes she comes home with some of the weirdest stories that her kid's told her.
@brendaarita6882
@brendaarita6882 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell us some
@bluethelazydog1600
@bluethelazydog1600 2 жыл бұрын
One of her kids this year has crush on her (6 year old to an adult). When Spring break was about to happen she told her class how much she'll miss them, and he said "but I'll miss you the most." He said that with a smile on his face, and hugged her leg.
@caid404
@caid404 2 жыл бұрын
I learned really fast that little kids will literally say anything that pops into their head, you can be teaching and someone raises their hand to tell you that once they shoved a Lego up their nose
@jacoandsiso1305
@jacoandsiso1305 2 жыл бұрын
My mum is a preschool teacher (3-4yo) and she tells us some of the joke the kids say one being Why don't ants get sick? Because the have anty bodys
@CarvedHauntsCollects
@CarvedHauntsCollects 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacoandsiso1305 Impressive for a preschooler
@tanyadraper7588
@tanyadraper7588 2 жыл бұрын
The plastic babies had me rolling my kid has been hiding babies around the school for years. She even convinced a guy doing some work on the sidewalk to put one in the cement he was laying.
@IcanProveItToYou
@IcanProveItToYou 2 жыл бұрын
The guy laying the cement probably did it just because it made things interesting at work 😂😂 he had a good laugh while doing that I bet 🤣
@user-wm9ei6bs4w
@user-wm9ei6bs4w Жыл бұрын
Oop
@johnfuentes5420
@johnfuentes5420 Жыл бұрын
Yes I’m gonna take you home for lunch tomorrow and then you will have lunch tomorrow morning to go over to your moms to visit the boys at home I love the way I am going out there for you guys at your place ok bye you can go over and pick me some up if you’re available I don’t have any plans tomorrow night and I’ll go home with a few
@RoundTownWithRaye
@RoundTownWithRaye Жыл бұрын
@@johnfuentes5420 huh
@leor6828
@leor6828 Жыл бұрын
@@johnfuentes5420 ???
@LoudLilDucky
@LoudLilDucky 2 жыл бұрын
Mrs Rogers stories remind me of my son when he was younger and my grandma asked him if he was a Christian. He was offended because he told her NO I’m American 😂😂😂
@10Raccoon
@10Raccoon 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a lesbian." "I thought you were American. "
@RedFieryFastflamer
@RedFieryFastflamer 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nazrulislamjalilbegum6423
@nazrulislamjalilbegum6423 2 жыл бұрын
He was offended 🤣
@Petrichoredits1
@Petrichoredits1 Жыл бұрын
@@10Raccoon THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@wargriffin5
@wargriffin5 Жыл бұрын
"NO! This is Patrick!" 😂
@ryleestevens3031
@ryleestevens3031 2 жыл бұрын
I love this podcast as a student and both of my parents are teachers.👨🏻‍🏫👩🏼‍🏫
@wellsstark0925
@wellsstark0925 2 жыл бұрын
My mom is a teacher, and i freaking love this podcast and I’ve already recommended this podcast to all of my teachers!!
@kenzi5857
@kenzi5857 2 жыл бұрын
Same y’all!
@That_one_guy0289
@That_one_guy0289 2 жыл бұрын
My mom us a teacher
@abbeyroot6531
@abbeyroot6531 2 жыл бұрын
My mom is a teacher. I enjoy it too. I went in to my moms class growing up when I was off school and my mom was in a different county
@abbeyroot6531
@abbeyroot6531 2 жыл бұрын
@@wellsstark0925 me too
@alexrader5822
@alexrader5822 2 жыл бұрын
“They might be ratchet, But Im the patron saint of ratchet kids!” Hahahha
@almanac4150
@almanac4150 2 жыл бұрын
I love the child pranking Mrs. Wooley. His pranks are perfect.
@angelabednar9972
@angelabednar9972 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@briahnadeanda5574
@briahnadeanda5574 2 жыл бұрын
I had my first awesome "things said in classrooms" moment the other week 😆 A student was amazed to learn that technically, males can produce milk. He asked me if I was true, and i was like, "well, technically yes, but it would take a lot of science & hormones" but he took the idea and ran with it. He pinched himself, thinking he would start making milk. I had to tell them no, that's not how it works, even for women. He thought that we could just make milk on demand! And why did he want to produce milk so bad? So he and his family wouldn't have to buy milk! He wanted to just make the milk for his family to drink! Because apparently he also thought that humans could just make GALLONS of milk with our bodies!!!
@Alyssa2009ooo
@Alyssa2009ooo 2 жыл бұрын
😂😭
@mariyaa111
@mariyaa111 2 жыл бұрын
Why are students being taught that, “technically, men can produce milk??” 🧐
@briahnadeanda5574
@briahnadeanda5574 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariyaa111 very good question, I'm not sure where it originally came from
@10Raccoon
@10Raccoon 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariyaa111 I mean, it's rare but it can happen. Usually due to a hormone imbalance and it can actually be a sign of breast cancer in men.
@ColFlustered
@ColFlustered 2 жыл бұрын
Strangely wholesome?? 🤔 but if he could start producing gasoline, that would save his parents a lot more money than milk. Lmao
@mikes164
@mikes164 2 жыл бұрын
I’m heterosexual and a father of 4 and I’m secure enough in my sexuality to say that Mr. Williams is indeed a “Hot Daddy” or a Zaddy as I’d like to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@smolpotato7969
@smolpotato7969 Жыл бұрын
Oop- well, there ya go.
@laurakastrup
@laurakastrup Жыл бұрын
My fiancé said the same thing Like if you’re gonna risk it, at least do it with a “hot daddy” ngl
@ezekiel5687
@ezekiel5687 Жыл бұрын
I'm gay, and straight bros say that often. Is it the clothes or sass? I've always found it cool. I use to have his style. Men, it's okay to admit handsome men exist lol 💎
@brittanysears9556
@brittanysears9556 Жыл бұрын
@@ezekiel5687 well, I can answer on behalf of my straight husband lol. For one thing, the tan skin and platinum hair is VERY in right now.. automatically gets a straight man’s attention😅 (and the hilarious part about this is I haven’t even seen/heard many women talk about this style lol. I mean maybe they do and I just haven’t noticed! but it seems it’s mostly straight men that are “into” it😅 so pro tip there🙌🏼 you can thank Charles Olivera for bringing that attraction to the straights😂 he’s the current UFC lightweight champion). Anyway! Beyond the looks, he’s pretty funny, and he’s confident but not cocky. And the sass is “appropriately placed” I guess😅 he said he liked that he was sassy when it was called for lol. Like good comedic timing. So there ya go! Comments from a straight man, comfortable with his sexuality, on why a gay man (or this one anyway lol) is hot😮‍💨😂
@ezekiel5687
@ezekiel5687 Жыл бұрын
@@brittanysears9556 Respect. I'm a 27 year old gay hippie. style is very important to me. My style. I don't care what others wear. Yeah I've noticed the blonde is in and some 90s fashion too. I legit use to have jean shorts like his. Lmao. I use to cross dress. I have good facial structure and look feminine naturally. Guess I was born with low testosterone?? Idk. I've had vagina twice. I've had girls come for me all my life flirting but I only did it twice. Just not my thing. I do like boobs though lol but I'm gay as can get. Dude straight men do low-key come for us on the DL just to do something different. Nothing is funnier than a straight guy seeing another guy's dick in person for the first time. I was 17 I think and the man was 25 or so . Funny shit. Being gay is not an easy life though. If I was doing an interview for the hell of it, I'd speak on the dark side that most gay men don't talk about. Freddie mercury for example. He'd know. I just stay safe and thankfully I'm healthy. But it isn't all rainbows and unicorns. Sexuality is just something you can't change. You are who you are. Sorry for rambling on. I have a lot going on. And us gay men appreciate the respect from heterosexual men. I know we are the center of jokes but we do appreciate it . It isn't easy
@rain_wind
@rain_wind 2 жыл бұрын
One time there was a teacher (before I came to this school) who was super mean to kids. No one was safe from her, not even her favorite kids. Like she hated kids. so collectively my whole grade drove her out of the district. They would be super loud in her class, move her papers, lock her outta class. She now lives in Alaska. She is no longer a teacher. I NEVER condone being mean to teachers, they make us who we are, but after what I heard what she did I don't even feel bad.
@bippitybopitybooty4208
@bippitybopitybooty4208 2 жыл бұрын
Dude she really said "imma go where there's barely any people"
@kasm1712
@kasm1712 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes teachers need to know when to fold em.
@Dobviews
@Dobviews Жыл бұрын
Ok, so I too am guilty of this but under the same premise. This lady was just awful to students. She made my friend Becca take her jacket off (from around her waist) and stand in the corner with her monthly "show" to shame her into never making a "mess" in her classroom again. This is just one of the stories... She also called Roger "Space cadet, stupid and yelled "Earth to Roger" when he wasn't paying attention. Roger had a horrible home life and usually he was upset or just too depressed/anxious to deal with classes on some days. So, that Spring I was working after school at my father's store and discovered the answer to my trapper keeper falling apart a lovely tube of Bondini 2000 (superglue). I took it to school by accident the next day and noticed it mixed in with my pens during 3rd period. In 4th period we hatched a plan while she went to the teachers lounge and superglued everything to her desk. Pens, paper, pencils, glued her drawers shut... everything. Then I saw them... her dusty rose pink shoes. She walked around the school barefoot most of the day and there they were tucked under her desk. So, I glued them to the underside of her desk at the very very back. When she returned she didn't notice things at first but when she tried to open her drawer she thought it was jammed. Thus her dawning of what was really up when she tried to move things on her desk to tilt and dislodge what was holding the drawer shut. When she realized oh she was mad as a hornet. Then she noticed her shoes were missing. Out of a class of 31 students not a single person gave in to her threats and we all kept silent even through 2 days of ISS. Two months later Mrs. C dropped something and when she looked up catty corner to her room she caught a glimpse of her pink shoe underneath the desk. She started laughing, she calls over Mr B and he starts chuckling then Mr H came over and all three are howling inside. 4 rooms connected in center divided by rows of lockers... So each center corner had the abilty of seeing into 4 rooms. I am not sure if they ever told her about her shoes but when I returned for 8th grade the following year we were informed Mrs. J had retired. I feel bad, sorta but feel I did the entire classes of 95 - 200? the biggest favor of getting her out. Mr H, he was our favorite. At the end of the year we all found as many arrowheads as we could and each dropped at least two on his desk at the end of the year to add to his collection! 6 years later I ran into Mrs C when she was shopping at the grocery store and she asked me who it was... she of course thinking it was Roger or Kevin. When I fessed up she said, "I cannot believe you did that! I must admit though, we all hated her as much as you kids did!" Come to find out she tried to get a teacher fired so one of her friends could take his job.
@helpget100ksubsformynephew6
@helpget100ksubsformynephew6 2 жыл бұрын
My dad passed away at 211 am on Dec 08, 2019 and I had to call my grandma (his mom) about a hour after he passed and she told me she woke up at 211 and didn't know why but knew something was wrong.... crazy how connections work with family members.... RIP dad we love and miss you
@hailsdails
@hailsdails 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in college getting an education degree and I love watching this podcast while doing homework
@USCG.Brennan
@USCG.Brennan Жыл бұрын
Stand by kid......teaching used to be fun and EDUCATIONAL but now it's more about socialism and WOKE-ISM than the "3-Rs" like it used to be. And it's FAR more political now too. For your sake, have a 2nd career in mind you can fall back on, because alot of new teachers enter teaching with "stars in their eyes" and find out too late that sometimes it's more like a pie in the face......fact.
@clairethompson5549
@clairethompson5549 2 жыл бұрын
Confession time!!! I went to a very small church school from pre-3 to 9th, and my class of 15 had all been together since pre-3. We were extremely close and extremely mischievous. Because the school was so small, we had most of the same teachers every year, so we developed close relationships with our teachers. This meant we felt some sort of twisted loyalty to them, so whenever we had a sub, our united mission as a class was to be as irritating as possible without actually being disruptive. In 5th, we started the practice of name-swapping if we had a sub. That was fun for a while, but we got bored with it pretty quickly. Did we sit back and go “eh, we had a good run! Maybe this has run its course!”? No, no we did not. We enlisted the help of the 6th graders, and we started just trading places with them. We caused so much chaos. We were so proud. Honestly… still kind of proud of how devious we were. Some of those subs were legit creepy. Like I said, small church school, so the subs were usually just community volunteers 😬
@notsure1111
@notsure1111 2 жыл бұрын
As a mother to two kids in school. I absolutely LOVE these stories. Kids are NOT easy and I commend yall every thing you do and offering your wisdom to our little ones to help guide them. Thank you all for working past school hours to give your kiddos a great school experience. Much love ❤❤
@theresamagladry5160
@theresamagladry5160 2 жыл бұрын
I taught preschool for years and I'm so glad to know somebody else has a "mystery turd" story!
@Chris-wl7nl
@Chris-wl7nl 2 жыл бұрын
OMG! I feel soooo much better about some of the things I hear! I watched a kid vape in the hall. He told me he just sneezed.
@pizzapartytime1826
@pizzapartytime1826 2 жыл бұрын
It is late at night and laughed so hard
@iniahmaritherecipe9694
@iniahmaritherecipe9694 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@iamsongforsomeone994
@iamsongforsomeone994 2 жыл бұрын
When my sister was little (7 years difference, she’s younger) she would say things like “I've been hanging out with papa loux” (our great grandpa who died) and of course it creeped me out but when I asked her about it she explained it in a way to where he was now kinda like an imaginary friend. Honestly, young kids deal with grief WAAAAAAAY differently than adults or even older kids.
@theoutsiderjess4869
@theoutsiderjess4869 2 жыл бұрын
I forgot how random children could be the kid playing with ashes had me dying 😂
@drummachine5787
@drummachine5787 10 ай бұрын
The question and Bri’s reaction killed me, I would’ve loved to be her student
@myawelch1669
@myawelch1669 2 жыл бұрын
Both my parents are teachers and let me tell you they have some of the most hilarious stories. Teachers are deffo underrated in the crazy life experiences department.
@Emmettkarr
@Emmettkarr 2 жыл бұрын
Posting this again it would be amazing to see a response. So You guys should talk about student fights and what to do. One of our favorite long term subs was fired due to not breaking up a fight fast enough according to the school. Keep in mind he is 75 and is recovering from cancer.
@kaley_2
@kaley_2 2 жыл бұрын
Let me just say Mrs. Wooley just said she was 37 subscribers away from 300k and now she has 441k subscribers! Amazing job! By the way love your videos, I'm subscribed to all of you!
@Savvy_Equestrian
@Savvy_Equestrian 2 жыл бұрын
When my grandma passed away, she was giving me like excitement for my riding lessons, and when she passed I started hearing her voice when I was riding and my instructors voice turned into hers and I started kinda freaking out so my horse spooked and threw me, and when my instructor came over to see if I was ok, I started crying and she hugged me and let me decide if I wanted to get back on or stop, and I chose to stop and my friends asked me if I was ok, and I thought I saw her and my friend who was kinda like my therapist and knew what was happening kinda reassured me that I was ok. I love her so much she's my best friend...
@exlforever
@exlforever 2 жыл бұрын
Seniors Pranks are amazing! A friend of mine told me that a classmate brought three chickens to school. Each chicken had a paper taped on their back. No #1, No #2 and No #4. The student released the chickens inside the school and they found three chickens but thought one was missing.
@emileedahlseide1403
@emileedahlseide1403 Жыл бұрын
The baby story made me HOWL. In grade 8 I ended up having a full blown obsession with them and would make stop motion films with them. I have yet to live that down lmao
@starrycharacter
@starrycharacter Жыл бұрын
Be honest how many times did you kill them?
@breannalozano1025
@breannalozano1025 2 жыл бұрын
y’all all seem like such amazing teachers!! love y’all! 😊
@gd2234_
@gd2234_ 2 жыл бұрын
Props to my 9th period (last class) teacher who just tolerated my vaping in 2015. Someone made me laugh and I definitely let a cloud go, and she just sighed and kept teaching. She did not get paid enough for that shit, didn’t teach any after school classes/activities, and probably just wanted to go home instead of dealing with it😂😂😂
@Liquethemodel
@Liquethemodel 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you stopped doing that
@kianna270
@kianna270 Жыл бұрын
9th grade??? And you’re vaping??? How are you even able to obtain these products w the legal age being 21 now? I know people sell fake vapes to minors sometimes so I would be extremely careful!! I know it’s preachy, but don’t smoke. I smoked throughout highschool due to hanging out with older crowds when tobacco was 18+ and was pretty easy to get as a minor. I’m a college senior now and I have a lot of breathing problems and still struggle with nicotine addiction. I’d you’re going to smoke at least get nic-free / low percentage nic vapes. Nicotine addiction is one of the worse ones out there and so common. Please considering stopping soon before it’s really hard to, coming from an adult who Smoked as a teen and has seen the negative impacts already in my 20s. I’m pretty healthy otherwise and sometimes walking up stairs winds me bc of smoking.
@KN-hg2nv
@KN-hg2nv Жыл бұрын
@@kianna270 youre right and not being preachy. only if kids understood things like these.
@kianna270
@kianna270 Жыл бұрын
@@KN-hg2nv right I get it I was a stupid edgy teen once too and I didn’t think of those things bc I was so depressed lol. Esp as a teen you think you can easily grow out of it and stop but then years have gone by and you realize you can’t stop. I’ve tried numerous times over the past few years to stop smoking, esp when the legal age raised to 21 while I was still like 19/20. But I couldn’t, esp when everyone around me was doing it too. It just sucks that kids are getting their hands on these vapes, especially since most of the time they’re fake. I’ve seen 14-15 year olds smoking fake ass vapes and it scares me. Just wait til you’re the legal age and can go purchase it legally and safely, if you want to smoke that bad😕
@BrattySweetPotato
@BrattySweetPotato 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this! As a pre-K teacher it’s always good to feel like you aren’t alone
@R1ckle
@R1ckle Жыл бұрын
I love these stories- It's 2am and I'm trying to laugh quietly as not to wake up my family- I CANT WITH THE SICK FATHER STORY LOL
@cameron4906
@cameron4906 2 жыл бұрын
My friend asked the school councillor “where should i hide a dead body?“ and the councillor was so confused she answered “maybe bury it….?” Edit: 61 likes thank you Edit 2: omg this is the most like I have ever gotten thank you for 100 likes
@Liquethemodel
@Liquethemodel 2 жыл бұрын
Counselor
@blxxdyyy
@blxxdyyy Жыл бұрын
The fact that she actually replied tho
@urfavgeminiq642
@urfavgeminiq642 Жыл бұрын
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@MountainPearls
@MountainPearls 2 жыл бұрын
Welp…I’m now gonna need the “Patron Saint of Rachet Kids.” Merch
@Admiralfeb
@Admiralfeb 2 жыл бұрын
Regarding teh babies story, I bought 250 mini rubber ducks. I deployed them everywhere in a local nerd bar. The ducks appeared EVERYWHERE!!! :P
@hayleyberg7675
@hayleyberg7675 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm the patron saint of ratchet kids" 😂💀
@pcarebear1
@pcarebear1 Жыл бұрын
I was definitely that kid seeing "ghosts". Actually, my grandparents passed from cancer. I helped take care of them and my family was very open and prepared me. I thought passing and Heaven was normal thing until the school wanted my mom to talk about getting a therapist. Years later my mom told me this story and how she fired back at the teachers. 😂
@nicoleallen3079
@nicoleallen3079 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are amazing!!!! I wish you could do massive community zoom rooms for teachers across the country. I never understood the parent that didn’t believe the teacher issue. My daughter and 2 other girls were caught bullying another student in pre-k. It was a Friday. When the teachers aid pulled me aside (effing masters, MASTERS in early childhood development) and told me what happened. I talked with a client of mine that has a PhD in child psychology to ask what to do. It was a full weekend extravaganza of the whole family involved to lovingly teach, with a spoonful of fear, bullying is never okay. I called the mom of the girl my daughter bullied, and profusely apologized and asked the mom if she was okay if my daughter apologized to her, and if she felt it was okay, to apologize to her daughter. My daughter apologized to both mother and daughter. We ended up meeting at a park to have a hug and play date. They were friends until we moved away. My daughter went on to be the elementary schools number 1 student mediator. The other 2 moms told the teacher that she was lying and their child would never bully anyone. What??? As a mom, kids can be cruel and mean.
@Angiebee.
@Angiebee. 2 жыл бұрын
I’m currently a college student and I love these podcasts and stories
@natalieregling1496
@natalieregling1496 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite new up and coming podcasts, keep up the good work!
@alicecarroll1179
@alicecarroll1179 2 жыл бұрын
I subbed before being a classroom teacher and every time I was told it was the worst class I knew I would have fun with them. I always took the 1st 10 minutes to find the 1 I have to get on my side and then we have fun and the work gets done
@Alyssa2009ooo
@Alyssa2009ooo 2 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Woolley is so uncultured!😂😂 Both my parents have had life 360 since my dad got in a wreck 3 years ago. And My whole family loves bojangles.
@itsme_savv28
@itsme_savv28 Жыл бұрын
Well, she can't help the bojanglez thing. Lol. Where she lives, like they said in the episode, there's no bojangles.
@LaurenPerryMusic
@LaurenPerryMusic 2 жыл бұрын
29:43 I’m listening to this podcast while going to sleep, and immeditely go flashbacks from me getting in trouble as a kid 😂 my first and middle name are also Lauren Nicole!
@angelabednar9972
@angelabednar9972 Жыл бұрын
Shut up
@jenny_ma_of_2_boys
@jenny_ma_of_2_boys 2 жыл бұрын
Love you guys!!! I started babysitting at 12 & worked at a daycare, kids photo studio, summer camp and nannied when I was in college. Everyone thought I was going to college to work with kids... Nope drafting!!! Would have loved to have gone into teaching, love working with kids BUT I was like how can you be a teacher & when these parents don't discipline their kids! And you as a teacher get introuble when you do! This was over 10 years ago!!! And seems like these issues have just become crazier!!! Keep doing what you all are doing!!!
@Numberidge
@Numberidge 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this podcast with this video.. I never knew this is what I needed, but you are all amazing! This is going to be a podcast I tune into every episode!
@anarkizt
@anarkizt 2 жыл бұрын
This podcast is great, I’m currently studying to be a History Teacher haha. Also Tell’s name is William Tell (a Swiss folk hero who fought for political and personal freedoms) backwards.
@midianmtd
@midianmtd 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. This randomly came up on my YT feed. And I laughed so hard I tinkled. I used to be an art teacher K-6 in the early 90's in a very small town. Conservative and small. To hear these stories brought back memories. Now I'm going to watch the rest of your video's. Thank you.
@christine7607
@christine7607 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm the patron saint of ratched kids".... I lost it ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kellyrusso794
@kellyrusso794 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to the story about that kid and the north and south korea thing, I remember (being a sophomore in jigh school at the time.) one kid in my Englisb class out of nowhere, says, "wait...Cincinnati isn't a state??" like- boy-. I know you didn't just say that being a SOPHOMORE in highschool- I sometimes wonder how some kids end up being able to move up to the next grade level. But either way, I feel like sometimes we all have some pretty uh- dumb moments. And another thing is: so my orchestra teacher mentioned something about us making up a new name for each of our orchestra groups (I'm currently in both our school's Concert and Chamber orchestras) and one of the girls (in the Viola section (I'm also a Violist) goes "we should call it the 'Beast Orchestra'-" like- wha- no- just- no-
@ShalomDove
@ShalomDove 11 ай бұрын
“I am the patron saint of ratchet kids.” 😂 that’s an awesome teacher right there.
@ninimeggie4771
@ninimeggie4771 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a sub I appreciated being warned that the class I was covering was off the wall. But as a teacher I hate hearing that the next class level is horrible. Mainly cuz we hear it every year and I'd rather build my own impressions when they get in my room
@GamingxxElite
@GamingxxElite 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bri she kills me lol, she said, “when you picked up the ashes did you scoop them?” 😂😂😂☠️… y’all playin with mehmaw ☠️
@wellsstark0925
@wellsstark0925 2 жыл бұрын
i freaking love this podcast and I’ve already recommended this to all of my teachers
@rnbwkcutie964
@rnbwkcutie964 2 жыл бұрын
“RUN ME MY COINS!!” Is the best line I think I’ve ever heard 😂🤣
@xemilybeanx1925
@xemilybeanx1925 2 жыл бұрын
The minute one of my kids says they talking to some ghosts.... I dont even know what I'd do probably cry lmaoo
@mandymawson9121
@mandymawson9121 Жыл бұрын
I remember writing a letter to my favorite author for an assignment in 5th grade. Everyone got a letter back but me. I was so sad, and my teacher had to explain that Roald Dahl passed away years ago.
@kariannmagana61
@kariannmagana61 2 жыл бұрын
This video made the rest of my weekend and I hope there's more videos of crazy stories from students
@briahnadeanda5574
@briahnadeanda5574 2 жыл бұрын
OMG so glad my 8th graders aren't the only ones always making cow noises 😂
@ImApril.87
@ImApril.87 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are so funny, I watch Rebecca that's how I found this, but I'm glad I did because it's funny af to listen to. We're all about the same age so it's hilarious to here the stories, cause we were probably the SAME way and had no idea how annoying we were 😂😂🤣
@kookinwildwdavidandkels1970
@kookinwildwdavidandkels1970 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved Tells first year teaching story!
@Neighbor-assistantYN
@Neighbor-assistantYN 2 жыл бұрын
We didn't worry about toilet paper. My dad started buying family packs since the Y2K scare(people were buying can goods, dad was getting TP, because no one would ever think about that until it's too late.) Every month since, he'd get a 12 count or more. He didn't buy any TP for almost the entire 2020 due to the shortage and still had tons. We helped a few people out as needed. However, now the rush is over, he went back to buying more. Mad genius.
@Emmacp788
@Emmacp788 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this podcast. Ya' know... I may re-think my decisions of wanting to be a teacher...
@Ben-kj7gl
@Ben-kj7gl 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching since day one and it’s always comedy! You always lift moods and change my days! You guys are hilarious teachers and I love y’all! Even if it’s on your own channel! Keep up the great work!
@TheHMarvel
@TheHMarvel 2 жыл бұрын
11:30 “There’s no such thing as Delaware, I’m not that stupid” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m born and raised there and I can’t argue with that kid 😂
@MrsWheezer
@MrsWheezer 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! Yes, people answer the phones at your local PBS station fundraiser. I volunteered to do that back in my college days.
@jacoandsiso1305
@jacoandsiso1305 2 жыл бұрын
Me and My friends keep hiding mini babies in classrooms 😂 or just randomly put them on the teachers desk
@johnhill4937
@johnhill4937 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a teacher & I still love these stories. Lol.
@samanthaboutte3677
@samanthaboutte3677 2 жыл бұрын
I love y’all!!! Hold up!! Hold up Mrs. Rodgers!!! You are from Louisiana?!?! What part?!?! That’s where I live!!
@MysticSageSaga
@MysticSageSaga 2 жыл бұрын
"I am the patent Saint of ratchet kids!" Lmao. I am dying
@strange4414
@strange4414 2 жыл бұрын
i just found this podcast and already love it. i hope to see more in the future!
@juliekmunden
@juliekmunden 14 күн бұрын
These are great and very relatable stories😂😂😂😮😮! Thanks for sharing.
@AllieRhoades
@AllieRhoades Жыл бұрын
Ok I have no interest in teaching at all, but I’m OBSESSED with you guys, entertaining through the roof! Thank you guys for making an impact! As a student, we appreciate you!
@aubreehayes4223
@aubreehayes4223 Жыл бұрын
I love the random baby story so much because my classmates do the exact same thing but this one girl brings one of the babies to our prom and told everyone that it was her baby!! That she had the plastic baby!!! I was so confused and hysterical about this situation
@joeturner5112
@joeturner5112 2 жыл бұрын
I just found you guys and I'm loving your stories. When you started talking about poo stories, you reminded me about how in 4th grade we were no longer allowed to go to the bathroom on our own. We had to go as a class every. single. time. It used to be that a kid at recess, or at lunch was able to just go to the bathroom, but SOMEBODY thought it would be funny to smear poo all over the walls of the bathrooms. We don't know if it was a boy, a girl, or both that did this because it was all over the walls, floors, doors, sinks, and pretty much everywhere but the ceiling in both the boys and girls bathroom. We never found out who did it.
@Viviankamplain
@Viviankamplain 2 ай бұрын
I miss this old team of teachers together ❤❤❤❤❤😢
@jatashaiglus165
@jatashaiglus165 Жыл бұрын
I just love yalls podcasts. Yall gots to be some of the best teachers in today's history.. If yall ever want some substitute tales I'm interested kmsl.. stay blessed 💖💖
@lorahassani7728
@lorahassani7728 2 жыл бұрын
Love hearing the stories you all share. Would also like to hear discussion on what you think can be done to improve some situations. Even if you don't have the solutions or answers, I'd be interested to hear what thoughts you have on how to make schools/education/administration better. Teacher perspective on the current state of the educational system is essential. You all know the kids, you know admin, you know the challenges - your ideas matter. Would also like to hear success stories - that one disengaged kid that came around, a learning obstacle that the child overcame. Maybe stories on how you "won" in an interaction with admin.
@TUAnGELITO0777
@TUAnGELITO0777 Жыл бұрын
Just found this channel. Love this unique and insightful content
@firechasersparkles2023
@firechasersparkles2023 2 жыл бұрын
You guys really need to start a Spotify!! These stories are just golden!!!
@warrenwright9416
@warrenwright9416 2 жыл бұрын
Where have you all been all my life. 26r teacher here, and I can't get enough of this show!!! It's da-bomb
@syd3423
@syd3423 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA when I tell you I died when Bri said “Get out. Go to the counselor” when talking about the ghost story 😭😭😭😭😭
@Hungry_Hufflepuff_
@Hungry_Hufflepuff_ Жыл бұрын
My classes in eighth grade had something similar to the plastic babies. Someone had an oc and took a smaller picture of it and put it all over all of the classrooms with their friends. One day, the teacher found one and started going all over the classroom and finding a bunch of the hidden photos. Once we were playing a game online and in the chat he put up a photo of the oc
@kmarshall7292
@kmarshall7292 Жыл бұрын
Poor Miss.Woolley over there not getting a word in 😂 (I mean that kindly) loved the episode though! Came from tiktok so this is the first full episode been able to watch
@mtnmagic1998
@mtnmagic1998 Жыл бұрын
OMG,You guys are great! I haven't laughed that hard in years! LMBO!
@simoncarter8190
@simoncarter8190 5 ай бұрын
34:32 I started HOWLING with laughter in my seat at the same time Mrs. Richardson did😂
@SarcasmKing23
@SarcasmKing23 Жыл бұрын
Not Lauren saying, “I need to watch Gossip Girl”
@dragonking0527
@dragonking0527 2 жыл бұрын
While lessoning to this podcast, I feel I'm in the teacher lounge lessoning to the teachers gossip and I love it!
@theartfuldodger5326
@theartfuldodger5326 2 жыл бұрын
I teach in the same district as Rogers- totally true! Re: vaping and the cups
@KendallQuinn3
@KendallQuinn3 2 жыл бұрын
One time, when I was younger my closet door opened randomly in the night. There was no wind going and there was nothing in the closet, for real thought my deceased Uncle was playing tricks with my head
@hannameme1611
@hannameme1611 Жыл бұрын
You guys talking about when kids can’t keep their mouth shut reminded me of a story So was a student and was in an IEP class that probably had about eight kids and it was the same exact kids from middle school to the end of high school so us eight got to know each other quite well. We had this one girl who is known for partying and fights. Our science teacher at the time he had a degree in criminal studies then became a teacher worked in the science field until he got his own criminal justice class in our high school. So every day about five minutes we would have time to talk about life sometimes that girl would run into the classroom put her hand on the wall and out of breath go “* teachers name* there’s a fight outside” and he would go booking it out of the classroom every single time it was really quite funny but it also let us know that he was there to help us in a way. So another day during that five minute time he asked “so what are you guys doing this weekend?”the girl went “we’re going to a party.” And because of is criminal studies he asked her “where is it” she gave him the address he pulled out his computer and searched up the address on Google maps looked at her and her boyfriend and said “yeahhh I would not recommend going there I can’t make you guys do anything but I would not go there.” on Monday she came back and looked at my teacher and went “that House with the party got raided by the cops and we had to run it out the back.” We all just look at her and I was thinking WHY TF DID YOU JUST TELL HIM THAT YOU RAN FROM THE COPS ohhh lord god. He looked at her and said” I told you so you better listen to me next time…. But for my teaching career I’m gonna pretend I heard nothing from your mouth” we all broke into laughter
@toriveee
@toriveee 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. I love the geography talk because just yesterday my student randomly asked about the continents while doing her work. So I'm pretty flexible and was interested to see what she knew even though this had nothing to do with the assignment 🤣 So I brought down the map told her to name the continents and she said and I quote "Antarctica, ARTICA, CHINA, Australia, North and South America, Europe" and she couldn't remember the last one...Africa. I couldn't help but laugh 😂 I have 11th graders 😭😂😭😂
@t1gerangel
@t1gerangel Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!
@laceyheff
@laceyheff 2 жыл бұрын
I once asked my teacher if she could call gru and ask if he could give us a few minions
@truBAYswagg
@truBAYswagg 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to ALL the amazing people out there that chose or was born to be a great teacher! hard to come by but y’all are truly a blessing. loved this conversation, love this podcast and team even more. Thank you! 🙏🏾❤️💯
@christi3411
@christi3411 Жыл бұрын
Nurse stories and teacher stories. Can't beat 'em!
@pinkyhc4130
@pinkyhc4130 Жыл бұрын
Plastic baby kid is the best story I've ever heard. Those DANG BABIES.
@MWNTI_Studios
@MWNTI_Studios 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ms. Rogers is short compared to everyone else.
@jackiesandoval2547
@jackiesandoval2547 Жыл бұрын
You guys have to do an episode on all scary stories kids tell you, things that happened in your class, etc. Please please please!!!!!!
@emma-leighcampbell9115
@emma-leighcampbell9115 2 жыл бұрын
I love this podcast so much I want to be a teacher when I’m an adult and the stories yall tell on her are always great
@SoCalCaitlin14
@SoCalCaitlin14 2 жыл бұрын
“The patron saint of rachet kids” 😆 I’m a sub and HATE when the office staff sets me up for a bad day. Like maybe say “they can be challenging so keep your eyes in them,” but don’t tell me they are satan’s spawn. 😑
@joshowoshobosho
@joshowoshobosho 2 жыл бұрын
“She did not gack back” was so under appreciated in this podcast.
@SLangel18
@SLangel18 Жыл бұрын
Omg the finger skates and 🪀 yo-yos! I remember that!
@blake5318
@blake5318 Жыл бұрын
finally I'm here for a full video!!!! omg it took me too long to get here lol
@alleftchaosbehind2745
@alleftchaosbehind2745 2 жыл бұрын
Ms. Richardson got some HILARIOUS students😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And Toilet paper has an expiration date🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bangchanslastbraincell9900
@bangchanslastbraincell9900 2 жыл бұрын
As a student in high school it's so funny to see teachers thoughts when their students do weird stuff
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