The Most UNHINGED Dreadnought in the Blood Angel's Death Company

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Astartes Anonymous

Astartes Anonymous

5 ай бұрын

Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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@El_Chico_des_Galos
@El_Chico_des_Galos 4 ай бұрын
“Some Dreadnaughts are epic, some are sad, and some are just insane” and then we have Cassor who’s all three
@some_shitposting_idiot3023
@some_shitposting_idiot3023 4 ай бұрын
Then there's the cringe that is space furry dreadnoughts
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 4 ай бұрын
Then there is the stolen I forgot his name but it was those red guys
@demonelf2094
@demonelf2094 4 ай бұрын
​@@Sir_Radahn_the_fearlessDo you mean Blood Ravens?
@-TheMachineGod-
@-TheMachineGod- 4 ай бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023everything about the space wolves other than their color scheme/ theme is cringe
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 4 ай бұрын
YES@@demonelf2094
@bigbat443
@bigbat443 4 ай бұрын
Giant space bug-dinosaur: opens mouth Cassor: FU*KING WITCHCRAFT
@user-ss9bt6dg3h
@user-ss9bt6dg3h 2 ай бұрын
fIrEbAlL!!!
@insidechaos4913
@insidechaos4913 21 күн бұрын
Not while Cassor is there will there be witchcraft
@samuelcaceres5355
@samuelcaceres5355 20 күн бұрын
And he come
@elixavibuddies2951
@elixavibuddies2951 19 күн бұрын
BUT COOM ALL THE SAME killed me man😂
@TheMemeLord700
@TheMemeLord700 15 күн бұрын
He then proceeds to cast firebolt into its mouth after grappling it.
@akshatmandody5484
@akshatmandody5484 4 ай бұрын
Bro imagine your steak starts lecturing you and then just shoots you point blank
@cstgraphpads2091
@cstgraphpads2091 4 ай бұрын
With an energy weapon that destroys things at the atomic level.
@adampeace7902
@adampeace7902 4 ай бұрын
I hate it when that happens
@noxion4143
@noxion4143 4 ай бұрын
And that Steak believing itself to be at its mothers slaughterhouse
@sleepyboi5804
@sleepyboi5804 4 ай бұрын
The ultimate disrespect
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ай бұрын
_~ So damn inconsiderate of them!! This whole damn galaxy has the worst buffets!!_
@KnightJusticiar
@KnightJusticiar 4 ай бұрын
"CASSOR WILL BREAK THY CROOKED SPINES ACROSS HIS KNEE!", Cassor said calmly
@RedCrowJXU
@RedCrowJXU 4 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha
@trazyianajones456
@trazyianajones456 3 ай бұрын
With no knee 😂
@jusa297
@jusa297 14 күн бұрын
CASSOR SHALL BANE YOU. YOU WILL BE BANE'D BY CASSOR
@sergiosanabria4294
@sergiosanabria4294 8 күн бұрын
@@jusa297Fulgurim: Morty!! I’ve been baned!! He baned!! Me Morty
@janihuhtanen8289
@janihuhtanen8289 4 ай бұрын
"Pinned?!" "Inconceivable" 😂
@bennipaulhinasi_bphn7943
@bennipaulhinasi_bphn7943 4 ай бұрын
I straight up choked on my drink the way this made me laugh so hard😂
@DTS214
@DTS214 4 ай бұрын
“HOW DARE YOU?!”
@Edwardlloyd1
@Edwardlloyd1 4 ай бұрын
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 4 ай бұрын
“You keep using that word…”
@austinjohnson6642
@austinjohnson6642 4 ай бұрын
That line had me wheezing
@trixus4768
@trixus4768 4 ай бұрын
Cassor's reaction to being impaled was pretty much: "Oi! Bit rude, innit?!?!?!" 😂😂😂
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 4 ай бұрын
Somewhere in between the mental insanity and being a literal walking tank a little stab wound is easy to be ignored.
@mememachine3963
@mememachine3963 4 ай бұрын
Bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit bruv?
@lamename8030
@lamename8030 4 ай бұрын
​@@megan00b8i don't think carnifex staber isnt small
@anka_art7372
@anka_art7372 4 ай бұрын
oi oi oi you got a permit for that bruv?
@GlennM53
@GlennM53 3 ай бұрын
He just dismisses it even happening. Then proceeds as if it hasn't happened. There is no way it could be more epic lol
@feris2137
@feris2137 2 ай бұрын
Walking definition of "God Emperor allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem"
@josephmchugo8284
@josephmchugo8284 4 ай бұрын
"I know I am no longer sane, but I still serve" Cassor was partially self aware within the rage.
@beyondblood2707
@beyondblood2707 4 ай бұрын
That's why I'll always remember reading his death.
@geaskadosh
@geaskadosh 4 ай бұрын
@@beyondblood2707 can you give us the source?
@pimpskittelz
@pimpskittelz 2 ай бұрын
@@geaskadosh This is an excerpt from the Shield of Baal novel Deathstorm The carnifex continued on, lumbering through the smoke of the warrior’s passing. Its bio-cannon swung about, vomiting more strangling thorns across the plaza, and its scything talons swung out in deadly arcs, sending Death Company berserkers crashing to the ground in clouds of blood and entrails, their power armour cracked open and their torment ended. It spat plasma, incinerating anything that dared stay its progress. And when none of those weapons sufficed, it simply crashed through the opposition, be it a living warrior or an unfeeling statue. It was unstoppable, and it was heading right for Karlaen and the others. As one, the Terminators fired. The carnifex shrugged off the explosive shells and continued to bull forwards. It would not stop, Karlaen knew, until it was dead, or until something even bigger decided to get in its way. Nevertheless, he continued to fire, his targeting array trying to find some weak point in its carapace. The ground shook beneath his feet as the carnifex closed in. Joses readied himself to meet it, his face split by a wide, feral grin. Karlaen could smell the incipient blood-lust in the other Blood Angel’s sweat, and see it building in his eyes. He hesitated, wondering if he should order the sergeant to step back. Would that stop him? Would he listen? Or was he already too far gone? Before the question could be answered, something black smashed into the charging carnifex from the side and sent it slewing through a column. The carnifex rolled to its feet in a cloud of dust, but its attacker was on it before it could move. Metal talons, each as long as a sword blade, flashed out, carving bloody tracks in the carnifex’s flesh. The alien reared back, screaming in rage. Its cry was answered by its opponent. ‘Come, traitor. Come to Cassor. Come and fight, come and die, but come all the same,’ the vox-speakers mounted in the Dreadnought’s hull crackled. ‘Come and meet thy doom, dogs of abomination. Come and feel the angel’s wrath, curs of Angron. Come screaming or in silence, but come so that Cassor might lay thy hearts at Sanguinius’s feet. The walls of the Palace stand, the Eternity Gate remains barred and Cassor will break thy crooked spines across his knee.’ The Dreadnought, hull painted black and daubed in red, set itself as the carnifex charged towards it. The talons mounted on the ends of the piston-like arms rotated and flexed. Then one rose, revealing a storm bolter mounted beneath the claw. The storm bolter spat, and the carnifex shuddered as its already abused flesh received new punishment. It crashed into the Dreadnought and drove it back into a statue. The Dreadnought shrugged off the blow and rammed itself into the carnifex’s gut, lifting the beast into the air momentarily before smashing it down onto the ground. ‘By the wings of the Angel, it’s Cassor,’ Alphaeus breathed as he watched the battle unfold before them. Karlaen did not ask him how he recognised the Dreadnought, for there was only one Cassor. Cassor the Chained, Cassor the Mad, Cassor the Damned - whatever name he was known by, he had been one of the greatest warriors ever produced by the Blood Angels, even before he had been interred in a Dreadnought sarcophagus, to rise and fight again after his death on some far-flung battlefield. He was also a warning, a testament to the dark truth that even the dead were not truly safe from the curse which afflicted the Sons of Sanguinius. For almost three centuries after his death, Cassor had served the Blood Angels from the war machine’s sarcophagus, until that final, fateful day at Lowfang. In the early hours of the battle, his mind had shattered, though no one could say why. Some swore that it was the shadows of the wings of the Sanguinary Guard falling on him as they passed overhead. Karlaen suspected that there was more to it than that. Whatever the reason, however, Cassor now belonged to the Death Company and was far too dangerous to be unleashed without cause. He could barely tell friend from foe, and he was, in his own way, as monstrous as the tyranid creature he was now fighting. ‘The Damned One,’ Zachreal murmured, as he watched the battle. He looked at Karlaen. ‘Truly, our mission must be important if Commander Dante has unleashed him to aid us, captain.’ ‘Were you ever in any doubt?’ Karlaen said, watching as the black-hulled Dreadnought crashed into the carnifex again. The two maddened beasts, one metal, one flesh, came together like rival bovids. The stones of the plaza were crushed and churned to rubble as they strove against one another. ‘Ho, traitor, strive and strain all you wish, you will never conquer Cassor. While Cassor stands before the gates of Holy Terra, none shall pass. Shriek, daemon. Scream out your prayers to the gods of wrong angles and shattered skies. Summon them. They shall not defeat Cassor. It cannot be done.’ Cassor’s emotionless, rasping monotone echoed across the plaza, drowning out the shrieks of the carnifex. The carnifex ripped at the Dreadnought with its huge claws, scoring the ancient armour but failing to pierce it. Cassor slashed at the beast with his own talons. Xenos and Dreadnought reeled across the plaza, brawling through the ruins, the carnifex howling out bestial challenges as Cassor roared out gibberish in reply. Suddenly, a ceramite plate buckled, and one of the carnifex’s claws lanced down into the nest of grav-plates and fibre bundles that made up the Dreadnought’s innards. The claw crashed down through the war machine and on into the ground, pinning Cassor in place. ‘Pinned. Inconceivable. Cassor shall not stand for this, puppet of false gods. Release me, so that I might wipe thy stain from the earth,’ Cassor rumbled. In reply, the carnifex opened its maw wide. A greasy ball of plasma began to form between its jaws. ‘Sorcery. You dare? Suffer not the witch to live, so says Cassor.’ One heavy mechanical claw closed around the carnifex’s throat, holding it in place. The beast, as if understanding what Cassor had planned, began to struggle, but to no avail. As surely as it had the Dreadnought pinned, Cassor had it held fast. Before the monster could release the burst of bile it had prepared, the Dreadnought brought up his wrist-mounted meltagun and shoved the barrel between the creature’s jaws. With a dull hiss, the back of the beast’s skull vanished in a cloud of superheated gas. The carnifex toppled sideways, freeing Cassor in the process. The war machine shoved himself upright. His chassis rotated, as the optic augurs mounted in the hull scanned the plaza for more enemies. ‘Listen, traitors. Hear Cassor’s words: I still stand. The Emperor’s hand is upon my shoulder. I am death incarnate!’ The words echoed out over the area. But no new challengers appeared. Then, with a grinding of unseen gears and a whine of servos, Cassor the Damned stalked towards the palace, in search of new foes to slay.
@b1zzarecont4ct
@b1zzarecont4ct Ай бұрын
@@geaskadoshit’s rude that he couldn’t just answer your simple question
@geaskadosh
@geaskadosh 29 күн бұрын
@@b1zzarecont4ct and i am still waiting
@patrickpromen3605
@patrickpromen3605 4 ай бұрын
"Come at me, you traitor!" "Bro, wtf? I'm a tyranid." "HORUS!" "Um..."
@ghostranger5255
@ghostranger5255 4 ай бұрын
My favorite line will always be "Sorcery?! You dare?!"
@DarkonFullPower
@DarkonFullPower 4 ай бұрын
As a response to TEETH from an ALIEN, yes. He is truly mad.
@hughmungus8340
@hughmungus8340 4 ай бұрын
I like "SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE"
@steelgear3876
@steelgear3876 13 күн бұрын
"SO SAYS CASSOR"
@usuariopromedio963
@usuariopromedio963 12 күн бұрын
Diomedes 😂
@gameplaysuffering1620
@gameplaysuffering1620 12 күн бұрын
you know, its likely one of Sanguinius final words, same with Pinned, inconceivable . Not many does could pin a primarch ,except another, traitorous one (Horus)
@ULTIMATZEKROM
@ULTIMATZEKROM 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE! The Black Templars: Are we sure he's not one of ours?
@johngavin3180
@johngavin3180 4 ай бұрын
Grimaldus: it's 50/50 really.
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 18 күн бұрын
Black templars channeling their inner blood raven and liberate cassor to hang out with and go on adventures with.
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 10 күн бұрын
It may explain why our dreadnought has been screaming and claiming our battle brothers are Horus
@seankillingsworth8618
@seankillingsworth8618 4 ай бұрын
"Come" said Cassor, and everyone came. Even the Emperor.
@jackripley3906
@jackripley3906 4 ай бұрын
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
@WarmasterWirMustard
@WarmasterWirMustard 4 ай бұрын
I hats you But you have my respect
@cohnjureazalea6814
@cohnjureazalea6814 4 ай бұрын
He was brutally impaled huh?
@eriolhiiragizawa729
@eriolhiiragizawa729 4 ай бұрын
This kills me 🤣
@jimvenanzio6561
@jimvenanzio6561 4 ай бұрын
But only Slaanesh moaned.
@HasvenWorld
@HasvenWorld 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: "I KILLED HORUS!!" Death company marine in the distance that just stepped on a swarmer: "SO DID I. WOOOOO!!!"
@WingedDynamite
@WingedDynamite 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: HORUSSSSS!!! Carnifex: ?????
@LordCrate-du8zm
@LordCrate-du8zm 4 ай бұрын
carnifex translates to butcher lmao
@ariahsacramento6203
@ariahsacramento6203 4 ай бұрын
​@@LordCrate-du8zmI mean it ain't wrong technically since they do butchered any that's weaker then it or can't take it out in time
@battlez9577
@battlez9577 4 ай бұрын
​@@ariahsacramento6203 its latin for butcher
@TheRealSharkface
@TheRealSharkface 4 ай бұрын
I never knew carnifex was latin for butcher
@IAA2152
@IAA2152 4 ай бұрын
​@@LordCrate-du8zmlmao.
@climax050
@climax050 4 ай бұрын
“The palace is under attack” 😐 “Angron and the world eaters are assaulting the gates” 😐 “Sanguinius is dead and the emperor is a vegetable” 😐 *literally gets impaled* 😐 *Detects magic* 😡
@westernmorris7075
@westernmorris7075 4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine he just doesn't shut up
@StressmanFIN
@StressmanFIN 4 ай бұрын
Like a veteran grandpa, who suffers from PTSD and just rambles as he fights.
@PerkolatorTheTerminator
@PerkolatorTheTerminator 4 ай бұрын
It makes every situation he’s in SOOO much more fun to imagine! 😂
@FreedomIII
@FreedomIII 4 ай бұрын
​@@StressmanFINAnd fighting is all muscle memory by now so he has plenty of attention to just keep talking 😂
@greyfox788
@greyfox788 4 ай бұрын
The Deadpool of the 41st millennium...
@starlightglimmer3260
@starlightglimmer3260 4 ай бұрын
Hail cerberus
@HobbiesGamesChillin
@HobbiesGamesChillin 4 ай бұрын
"40k is a serious thing that is only grimdark" Cassor the mad .....
@Shark_with_legs198
@Shark_with_legs198 4 ай бұрын
Ciaphas cain
@berilsevvalbekret772
@berilsevvalbekret772 4 ай бұрын
Trazyn and Orikan. Zhandrekh and Obyron
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 4 ай бұрын
To be fair he's one of the most serious things. Mad people are pretty normal.
@HobbiesGamesChillin
@HobbiesGamesChillin 4 ай бұрын
you cant look me in the eyes and tell me that wasnt suppose to be a funny scene @@Merilirem
@patrickdees5256
@patrickdees5256 4 ай бұрын
Rynn's Might.
@Mad_Geniuz
@Mad_Geniuz 4 ай бұрын
hear me out, a plush of cassor were when you pull the string it says a differnt line
@bobtehdinosaur
@bobtehdinosaur 4 ай бұрын
Shut up and take my money 💰
@Man0mania
@Man0mania 4 ай бұрын
I'd buy it
@useurname123
@useurname123 4 ай бұрын
"Quit tickling my junk, you heretic"
@estebanatachaoarguedas6321
@estebanatachaoarguedas6321 4 ай бұрын
Better than that, an extra voicebox with lines of him cursing and blaming when you squish him.
@redisconfused
@redisconfused 4 ай бұрын
“COME”
@RyanRicardo-nw7fe
@RyanRicardo-nw7fe 4 ай бұрын
He is dealing direct psyquic damage to the hive mind itself, as it had to hear 17 thousand more hours of this from each new nid he continued killing never shutting up ever for a moment.
@KingInBlack69
@KingInBlack69 3 ай бұрын
Chad
@deadknight1402
@deadknight1402 4 ай бұрын
"I am coming, Cassor." - Black Legionnaire "I am coming, Cassor." - Emperor's Children Legionnaire
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 4 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Dones47
@Dones47 4 ай бұрын
Two kinds of space marines, right there.
@redcrewmate927
@redcrewmate927 4 ай бұрын
Look at you with disgust
@hrushikeshsawant6193
@hrushikeshsawant6193 4 ай бұрын
🤨come
@filiptrajkovski2198
@filiptrajkovski2198 4 ай бұрын
That reminded me of that 1 scene from kung pow "I'm coming" *shot of person running*
@cernunnos8344
@cernunnos8344 4 ай бұрын
The fact that even crippled on life support and completely insane a death company dreadnought will just go on an epic monologue about how violently he's going to murder you, truly the poet legion.
@kaijukingdom2686
@kaijukingdom2686 4 ай бұрын
I don’t know why. But this guy actually seem very funny, that poor ass Tyranid was probably confused as shit xD
@DarkonFullPower
@DarkonFullPower 4 ай бұрын
Dude was convinced his TEETH was a magic spell. He is completely mad.
@benjamincuevas9627
@benjamincuevas9627 3 ай бұрын
It probably did that little head tilt that animals do when confused.😂
@aaronstorey9712
@aaronstorey9712 29 күн бұрын
​@@DarkonFullPowerhe was trying to do that bile spit when cassor said that tbf
@g.sergiusfidenas6650
@g.sergiusfidenas6650 4 ай бұрын
Sorcery from a son of Angron? Cassor truly was mad to imagine such a thing.
@terminallove3531
@terminallove3531 4 ай бұрын
Well.... the Twelfth did have Librarians, but we all killed trying to prevent Angron's apotheosis. They're actually quite tragic figures.
@twilightofapprentice8280
@twilightofapprentice8280 4 ай бұрын
I read abt very tragic ​@@terminallove3531
@g.sergiusfidenas6650
@g.sergiusfidenas6650 4 ай бұрын
@@terminallove3531 yeah poor guys, they were treated like crap but they still loved their father and tried to save his soul
@tadhgmcelligott3693
@tadhgmcelligott3693 12 күн бұрын
Well in the full thing he name drops the NL and EC as well "Cowards! The dark shall not hide you from the Emperor’s light. Come out and fight, or die in the dark. Make your choice,’ Cassor roared, as if echoing his thoughts. The Dreadnought hurled his words into the dark like artillery fire and clashed his claws together. ‘Come, dogs of Chemos. Come vermin of Nostramo. Fight Cassor the mighty or be damned for your timidity."
@detaexpunged9859
@detaexpunged9859 4 ай бұрын
Ah shit, peepaw Cassor escaped the nursing home
@johngavin3180
@johngavin3180 4 ай бұрын
Death company chaplain: Code RED BROTHERS! Death company sergeant: What happened chaplain!? Death company chaplain: Grandpa Cassor has breached containtment and is now fighting tyranids. Death company sergeant: I almost feel sorry for the xenos... almost.
@Saiyuhhh
@Saiyuhhh 4 ай бұрын
"SORCERY?!? YOU DARE!!!"
@dillasoul2228
@dillasoul2228 4 ай бұрын
Orks are the only one's enjoying the setting Cassor: "Hold my melta gun"
@gazamaza7739
@gazamaza7739 4 ай бұрын
yes exactly how dare the carnifex betray the emperor
@mitchellclark6458
@mitchellclark6458 4 ай бұрын
Even consumed by madness and bloodlust, the blood angles are noble warrior poets to a man.
@Xen_the_legend
@Xen_the_legend 4 ай бұрын
The angles must be pretty sharp for blood to be on them
@spottedslash4256
@spottedslash4256 4 ай бұрын
He's like a Deranged Paladin. Amazing.
@Lisichkin_Topishe31
@Lisichkin_Topishe31 4 ай бұрын
When an Alpha Legionnaire says he is Alpharius that's fine, but when a Blood Angel says he is Sanguinius he is sent to the Death Company?
@dolomaticus1180
@dolomaticus1180 4 ай бұрын
Yep. Cause that means the angel is about to go bezerker mode and think every enemy is Horus.
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 4 ай бұрын
@@dolomaticus1180 FACTS
@donnellebarfield3964
@donnellebarfield3964 4 ай бұрын
Trust me, you don't wanna be around when they start saying that 😂
@bioshock2712
@bioshock2712 4 ай бұрын
You see, the Alpha Legion is supposed to be Alpharius, due to their primarch(s) being space marine sized. The Blood Angels however, are NOT supposed to be Sanguinius because their primarch is not a dwarf by primarch standards, also the Alpha legion don't get fuck ass mad and have Nemesor Zandrekh syndrome.
@Kareszkoma
@Kareszkoma 4 ай бұрын
@@bioshock2712 That sounds like something Horus would say.
@guyver441
@guyver441 Ай бұрын
That is far more eloquent and coherent than I would expect from a son of Sanguineous fallen to the black rage and interred in a Dreadnaught
@justinbruck9602
@justinbruck9602 11 күн бұрын
C'mon man, we aren't animals we are sophi-HORUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Thesilentone88
@Thesilentone88 4 ай бұрын
"SO SAID CASSOR!" Cassor said calmly.
@LaughingJokerProd
@LaughingJokerProd 4 ай бұрын
Sons of Sanguinius are known for their love of art, Cassor just happens to have learned of the great scholar Eminmius Emmus the Angry and his vaunted “diss tracks”
@secondarytrollaccount666
@secondarytrollaccount666 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: pinned?!?! Inconceivable!!! Cassor shall not stand for this!!!
@rip.tear.
@rip.tear. 4 ай бұрын
I love the way he calls a Tyranid a traitor, lost his marbles spectacularly!
@Hunk666
@Hunk666 3 ай бұрын
that Dude sounds like a real riot on the battlefield, imagine fighting next to him and hear him incessantly ramble
@Mycatcouldbeatyouup
@Mycatcouldbeatyouup 4 ай бұрын
Bro's got those medieval rimes
@conradicalex01
@conradicalex01 4 ай бұрын
*impaled by carnifex* BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!
@CallMeAlphys
@CallMeAlphys 4 ай бұрын
"SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE!! SO SAYS CASSOR!!"
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 ай бұрын
Cassor speaks like a very articulate Ork.
@liamace1107
@liamace1107 4 ай бұрын
"RELEASE ME THAT I MIGHT WIPE THY STAIN FROM THE EARTH!!" That goes so hard
@notribadsvault
@notribadsvault 4 ай бұрын
“Welcome to the COME ZONE!”
@vanessalaplaige8806
@vanessalaplaige8806 4 ай бұрын
Cassor is so deep in his character that it becomes funny
@antcow1239
@antcow1239 4 ай бұрын
Cassor mad! CASSOR SMASH!
@SilasKeon
@SilasKeon 4 ай бұрын
CASSOR RA-
@elixavibuddies2951
@elixavibuddies2951 4 ай бұрын
​​@@SilasKeonNO CASSOR WE DONT SMASH LITTLE BABY ELDAR
@crosssans6245
@crosssans6245 4 ай бұрын
@@elixavibuddies2951it is the emperor’s will brother!!
@succmama1039
@succmama1039 3 ай бұрын
​@@elixavibuddies2951 IT HAS A KNIFE! CASSOR KILL!
@chrisbeckett9748
@chrisbeckett9748 4 ай бұрын
Best character in 40k. Threatens to break spines with his kneed - but doesn't have any knees - but little stompy legs.
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 ай бұрын
He is still alive, because the knees in his heart burned brighter than the knees on his legs.
@tadhgmcelligott3693
@tadhgmcelligott3693 12 күн бұрын
Box dreads do have knees, u can see em on the back of the models
@12coudak000
@12coudak000 4 ай бұрын
Now this is a guy who loves his job
@painforfree2604
@painforfree2604 3 ай бұрын
Deathcorps Member with Popcorn : "That guy is my fckn Idol ! "
@the98themperoroftheholybri33
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 16 күн бұрын
Cassor: "come sons of Angron!" Tyranids: "huh?"
@diraltmcallister3523
@diraltmcallister3523 4 ай бұрын
I mean, you've got time to think up monologues when you're trapped in a living power tomb of doom.
@dueinuremom5082
@dueinuremom5082 4 ай бұрын
“COME“ cyber punk music starts playing
@NightLord36
@NightLord36 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: Long rhymes and speeches as he fights. That 1 Iron Warrior: Hi. Let’s fight. Edit: Honsou
@glock986
@glock986 4 ай бұрын
Honsou!?!
@NightLord36
@NightLord36 4 ай бұрын
@@glock986 That’s the one!
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 4 ай бұрын
Man’s dropping those beats
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 ай бұрын
"Cassor da Mad giving everyone da feels. Cracking those spines without having any knees." - CRassor da Mad
@luzifershadres
@luzifershadres 4 ай бұрын
"Come fight me!" gets chocked by Tyranide. "Wait, thats illegal"
@JoeTheCrusader
@JoeTheCrusader 4 ай бұрын
Maybe he should be called Cassor the Lond Winded instead.
@IlHansenIl
@IlHansenIl 4 ай бұрын
Lond Winded, ey?
@thatotherguy8138
@thatotherguy8138 4 ай бұрын
@@IlHansenIl I'm not going to argue with Cassor the Lond Winded over something as mundane as a typo in his name. If that's what he wants to be called, Cassor the Lond Winded it is!
@d.n5287
@d.n5287 4 ай бұрын
Cassor the coomer.
@nolanbaker2360
@nolanbaker2360 20 күн бұрын
​@@thatotherguy8138" THY WRECTHED MOUTH DARE ACCUSE CASSOR OF MISSPELLING, I N C O N C E I V A B L E
@MichaelJohnson-fr8yr
@MichaelJohnson-fr8yr 4 ай бұрын
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
@timmorin6657
@timmorin6657 4 ай бұрын
Death company marine: HORUUUUS I WILL GET YOU TRAITOR! Tyranid gaunt: My name's Steve ... are you gona eat that used napkin?
@redclayscholar620
@redclayscholar620 4 ай бұрын
"Oh you'll come. They ALWAYS COME!" AluCasador
@JWP-56
@JWP-56 4 ай бұрын
Something tells me him and Bjorn would get along like a house on fire.
@centric3125
@centric3125 4 ай бұрын
Cassor probably has put a lot more than a single house to the torch...
@justincancelosa5773
@justincancelosa5773 4 ай бұрын
“Oh he’s a mad marine he’s gonna go ‘aywire some day and kill a whole lot of shock troops or heretics” but when dreadnoughts go mad it’s considered quirky and cute.
@simbriant
@simbriant 4 ай бұрын
Tech Marine: I am here to repair your damage, brother. Dreadought: You will not touch my cables or motors! You are a pervert marine! Tech Marine: I am a tech marine! A tech marine!
@17thcolossus91
@17thcolossus91 4 ай бұрын
Never seen a dreadnought yap this much
@sirkelendor5429
@sirkelendor5429 12 күн бұрын
"What is blud wafflin abo-" -some poor termagaunt, probably
@orums2606
@orums2606 4 ай бұрын
Dude just loves his job sheesh
@johnnyboy90528
@johnnyboy90528 3 ай бұрын
Horus, you're looking an awfully bit scalier than usual.
@maelradec2381
@maelradec2381 4 ай бұрын
Noise marines be like: call me Horus all day everyday
@wildspirewarrior211
@wildspirewarrior211 2 ай бұрын
*gets fucking impaled* Cassor: The audacity!
@seanransom6227
@seanransom6227 4 ай бұрын
Tyrannids: Do not come…Do not come Cassor The Mad: I’m gonna come!
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 ай бұрын
Crassor, making the imperium great again.
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 ай бұрын
He talks about coming more than the straightest Emperor's Children legionnaire
@ProcyonDei
@ProcyonDei 4 ай бұрын
Roasting the enemy with a freestyle and a flamer...
@GhostOfSnuffles
@GhostOfSnuffles 4 ай бұрын
Cassor (gets impaled) "Tis's but a flesh wound"
@SeanCrosser
@SeanCrosser 4 ай бұрын
Cassor says to come.
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: WE ARE THE HAMMER! Dante: Sigh...Cassor... that's the Grey Knights thing not ours... Cassor: COURAGE AND HONOUR! Dante: ...ugh....
@francescosacca6674
@francescosacca6674 4 ай бұрын
He was lucky to not fight Daemonettes, they would have obliged him
@deeen4304
@deeen4304 4 ай бұрын
The fact that right before this short there is a beautiful, peaceful and quite sad short about Dorn is kinda funny ngl, like the 180 from this too that Edit: Thank you all for the many likes, im happy you all liked it
@DonutHolestien
@DonutHolestien 4 ай бұрын
These shorts are so fantastic. Excellent bite sized lore bits that really show the fantastical heights of Warhammer
@gutsytoadsage6497
@gutsytoadsage6497 4 ай бұрын
Cassor the Sultan of Yappistan
@Eramiserasmus
@Eramiserasmus 4 ай бұрын
Cassor just doing his best to break their spines.
@QuantemDeconstructor
@QuantemDeconstructor 4 ай бұрын
The funniest part to me is he asked to be pulled out of the Dreadnaught so he could kill the traitorous dog with his own hands
@kindasupersonic7114
@kindasupersonic7114 2 ай бұрын
Homie out there Spitting mad flows while he is cleansing heresy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
@LightandDarknessLion
@LightandDarknessLion 4 ай бұрын
"Generously liberating the back of its skull from its body." Thrones I love that line
@alsorensen2484
@alsorensen2484 4 ай бұрын
Cassor: I came- Alien: "What?" Cassor: To this planet. Alien: Oh
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 4 ай бұрын
Trazyn: Nice fight...now get into my pokeball💀💀
@Azeral.
@Azeral. 2 ай бұрын
Me when 5 MGs show up: "Pinned?! Inconceivable!"
@b1on1k638
@b1on1k638 4 ай бұрын
I don’t like how enthusiastic he is about “coming”
@irefusetogiveupto80s65
@irefusetogiveupto80s65 4 ай бұрын
This is my kingdom Come
@garethrns
@garethrns 4 ай бұрын
Oh Cassor, you crazy bastard... never change.
@leonardovegaolmedo5483
@leonardovegaolmedo5483 4 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, avatar of Khaine tries the exact sane thing and gets slammed by carnifexes.
@DefinitelyNotBlackOpalDirect
@DefinitelyNotBlackOpalDirect 4 ай бұрын
Don’t stop I’m about to come
@christopherholmes7324
@christopherholmes7324 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@usernamealreadytaken9330
@usernamealreadytaken9330 4 ай бұрын
Cassor with the steel chair!!! Carnifex is out cold
@NotAnNPC343
@NotAnNPC343 4 ай бұрын
Bro sure likes the word "come"💀
@thonderstorms5256
@thonderstorms5256 2 ай бұрын
"Come" Yes, I am inmature.
@blacktemplar1139
@blacktemplar1139 4 ай бұрын
Calmest member of the Death Company
@StickL0rd
@StickL0rd 4 ай бұрын
Cassor ain't mad he's just full of rhymes
@TheOdinCrusade
@TheOdinCrusade 4 ай бұрын
"OR JUST COME!............STICKY FIREWORKS!"
@oldluke7653
@oldluke7653 4 ай бұрын
Trump: I'm gonna come.
@gamemongers4215
@gamemongers4215 4 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie that dreadnought got some mad bars
@azarelazarel
@azarelazarel 4 ай бұрын
He fought the same carnifex 3 times and always won. GOAT
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 ай бұрын
That's what I'm talking about! That's why he's the mvp! Da *GOAT.*
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 21 күн бұрын
" How we doing this, traitor? You come at me. I come at you? Ohhhh. Maybe we come together - at the same time? Oh, you'll come. THEY ALWAYS COME! "
@spacemarine6212
@spacemarine6212 4 ай бұрын
I need to meet this one some time.
@egoraptorschin9412
@egoraptorschin9412 4 ай бұрын
Okay....I just found my favorite space marine
@laurel9629
@laurel9629 3 ай бұрын
“Sorcery!?” He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
@Maxsmack
@Maxsmack 21 күн бұрын
“THE WALLS OF THE PALACE STAND” Such a hard line, he’s already winning every second, and has been for 10k years
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