"I would make a joke about the government, but it probably would not accomplish anything" LMAO

“A group of pandas is called an embarrassment, and you know what? They sure are” 💀😂

“I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t” really is how we roll as a species

"I will absolutely pick it up like a lap dog and let him decide what he wants to do about it" your content is absolute gold

"a group of jellyfish is called a smack" Turtles: more like SNACK

Groups of crows: *_M U R D E R_* group of fancier crows (ravens): _unkindness_

Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.

I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)

I love how elephants can be either the biggest menaces and would kill you in half a second or just the nicest things in the world

Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.

"Leave alone in a room with a badger and I'll either gain a friend or loose a hand" words to live by

lemon sharks being possessive babies and have best friends made me so happy. they're so cute 💖

"They may not be yeast but they're sure as hell inbred" YOOOOOOOOOO CHIIILLLLL😭😭😭😭😭

Hood Nature: (Does some actually wholesome facts) Everyone: *Impossible*

As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!

Fun fact, another name for a group of ravens is a conspiracy. So if you have crows and ravens together you have... A Conspiracy for Murder.😂

The fact that an alpaca giving birth is scientifically known as an unpacking gives me a lot more hope for the human race

The way he throws the innuendos & other jokes in so smoothly. 🥲

I will gain a friend or lose a hand is a powerful statement. More people should live like this

The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.

When a chinchilla has a dust bath it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when *I* do it, I’m “ruining the family reunion” and “traumatizing my cousins.”

One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉

I was lucky enough to see a viscacha when I was in Machu Picchu in 2019. He was so cute and just sat there and let me take pictures of him. Such a memorable experience.

“I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it” I fucking choked.

I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.

Is no one going to mention that the music is from Howl's Moving Castle.... Love that movie. Love the shark vid. Love sharks.

"I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." He really went there.

I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol

A group of rats is called a MISCHIEF and as someone who raises rats it's so perfect. Also you can call baby rats either kits or pups.

Our collective nouns for groups of animals mainly comes to us from medieval times which explains the flowery language used to describe them.

This man understands my soul on a deep, deep level

Fun fact: a group of vultures is only a wake when they're in the air. On the ground, they are a committee.

The whole “I will die to pet one” gag at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A smack of Jellyfish!? If that isn’t the most Australian thing I ever heard! 😂😭🤣

"They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit." Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.

Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark* Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days? Diver: just doing stuff at home Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh? Diver: *sweats* Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?

I’m just glad I’ve met someone who’s willing to lose life and limb like myself to give affection to cute little critters.

That should be the next step of your zoological adventures, you going into nature "befriending" the hell out of all the critters, then running for your life... i would absolutely watch!

I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.

Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous

I already loved sharks and spiders, but I'm showing this to EVERYONE to lure them to my side!

thank you. My day wasn't horrible but it wasn't great emotionally either & this was a pick me up. Thank you.

funnily enough, despite their edgy naming conventions and their overuse in gothic fiction, crows are deeply emotional and familial birds

There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.

When I'm having a crap day I rewatch one of these and everything seems right with the world

The spider pretending to be an ant is one of the cutest things I've ever seen

he came when we needed him the most

Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy. Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.

1:37 honestly ur not wrong. I once saw a pigeon steal an entire sandwich out of someone’s hand 🤣😂🤣😂

Your videos are absolutely outstanding, haven't seen one that doesnt make me smile yet.

"The dwarf lantern shark never gets any bigger than 8 inches. There's a joke in there somewhere" I dunno, man, 8 inches is pretty damn respectable.

I love that he described bears as an "overgrown forrest puppy"

0:40 Those aren't larks.

i LOVE your commentary 💙😂💙😂💙 The squirrels/nuts/NBA player/latex allergy tie-in had me howlin🤣🤣🤣!

Viscacha's are the Uncle Irohs of the animal kingdom and you can't convince me otherwise.

Seal: you saved me... why? Humpback whale: mmmmm... baby.

I knew I loved tarantulas and spiders before 3:42, but now I love them even more. Even though currently I have a blistering spider bite on my hand...

“And they may not be yeast but they are sure as hell inbred” best line in the video

The gorilla chest bluff reminds of a college friend who tried to imitate a gorilla drunk at a party. Now I know he was pretty accurate

“I would hug that smol homicidal puppy” (that kills its litter mates in “play”)

I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.

His dry tone makes all of the out of pocket slander he gives these animals makes it so much funnier

“A group of hippos is a bloat. I’m not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it.” 😭

Him: “a baby seahorse is called a fry-” Me: *smiles* Also him: “-which also makes sense since the father eats them.” Me again: “I- oh…”

Easily your best video. I watch it whenever I desperately need a lift in my spirits, and/or a laugh. Ty :)

Ryan George absolutely needs to make a video on "naming groups of animals".

Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a complaint

That woman saved by a whale was called Nan Hauser I think. She hit worried cos it was pushing her and she never had this happen. But they are altruistic and it saved her from an huge tiger shark

The most interesting part about this, to me, is the vocabulary of the English language. Like instead of saying a "group/flock of [list animal here]", someone actually sat down and created different words for a group of a specific animal. Just seems crazy to me.

God damnit…Your delivery is flawless, touché you funny bastard. I wish I had this kind of talent.

"A group of pigeons is a *f******* mistake." Why I laughed so hard? XD

Not just the video, but I really love this guy's whole script. Like, the flawlessness. Even if you rehearse it ,it still looks like you'd mess up.

“We started off strong, now y’all just saying sht “ I’m dead 😂

Loved the wholesome tangent, but the seahorse fry comment shows he can only go so long without being grim. But he is describing nature; he's gotta work with what he's given

My pet rabbit has found out that if she thumps loud enough in the middle of the night I will get up and come check on her. Most the time, she's actually scared of a random noise, sometimes she just does it to get some head pets.

I have arachnophobia but that spider is actually so adorable I'm not even lying 4:11

The shyt you say really be curing my depression most days😭🤣 The way you talk about honeybadgers ALWAYS has me rolling and I feel the same way you do about holding one... ...just like you said at the end... "They have a reputation? Well I got mirolax; we'll see who really doesn't give a 💩" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

I loved this video! Thank you for posting it! I feel the exact same way about (most) of the animals you showed us!

His take on hyenas resonates with me deeply. I just want a pet that will laugh at my silly jokes.

A group of hyper-active human children should be called a migraine.

1:58 Y'all a platypuggle

Love the "Merry Go Round of Life" soundtrack in the background:)

“ if my skull looked like that I would be mad too” my pug : * sad snort *

The "naming guy" was actually a nun, so she gave us these all for free

i’m terrified of spiders but finding out they have little paws made me smile

I have severe arachnophobia and I must say, other than the first picture, my usual reactions and the resulting fallout behavior was actually a bit reduced and shorter lived. Knowing that they can look cute doesn't erase the auto response of my mind and body lol. I don't like them more but I appreciate the effort!

"A group of pandas is called an embarrassment" I didn't know me and my siblings were pandas

Fun fact: Sharks used to have a nickname, Sea dogs, for the described reasons

Love absolutely all of your content bro. You're awesome and I hope you never get tired of making these videos because I will never get tired of watching them.

laugh out loud 🤣 funny! (not to mention, CUTEness overload!)

can we all just appreciate this guy for giving us spider warnings? *t h a n k y o u*

"A study showed that grey squirrels forget 74% of the acorns they bury causing more unaccounted for nuts than an NBA player with a latex allergy." I actually had to pause the video there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

i just want to thank you for making content for everyone to enjoy daily 😁

I don't know why but every time I watch your videos, I always go and look up the Honey Badger. Keep up the animals history buddy, you're great at this!

If i saw a platypus i would say "HEY PERRY, DO THE THING!" and if he does i will have fulfilled the prophecy.

"Then what do you call a group of Humans? " "An infestation" -Mr Popo TFS

Getting super bent over the news, so glad this video came into my feed

OMG I should be able to like this a hundred times. Thanks for posting

"I'm not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it" is one of my favorite lines so far- XDDDDDDD