THE MOTHER Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**
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Жыл бұрынGay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil The Mother - a 2023 American action drama film directed by Niki Caro from a screenplay by Misha Green, Andrea Berloff, and Peter Craig.
Premise: While fleeing from dangerous assailants, a former assassin comes out of hiding to protect the estranged daughter she left behind.
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Cast:
Jennifer Lopez as The Mother
Joseph Fiennes as Adrian Lovell
Omari Hardwick as William Cruise
Gael García Bernal as Hector Álvarez
Paul Raci as Jons
Lucy Paez as Zoe
Jesse Garcia
Yvonne Senat Jones
Cinematography by Ben Seresin
Edited by David Coulson
Music by Germaine Franco
Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, Netflix, Lou, Lovecraft Country, The Kitchen, Straight Outta Compton, McFarland USA, A Heavenly Vintage, The Zookeeper's Wife, Whale Rider
@nastee10 Жыл бұрын
The absolute dumbest and most unforgivable decision in the entire movie had to her taking the daughter to the doctor for a wolf bite. You mean to tell me this combat veteran, survivalist, doesn't have an extensive first aid kit in that cabin? And she forgot to tell the daughter not to give her real name?! C'mon!!
@s6driver900 Жыл бұрын
All that special training and can't stitch a wound?
@adriancaruso5985 Жыл бұрын
I said this too like she’s this great combat veteran and doesn’t have any medical kit and the knowledge to stitch her up herself?
@MissGelly Жыл бұрын
We’ve accelerated from ‘I did not care’ to ‘I could not stand’ - Joseph is growing in confidence on a slam and I am here for it!!!! 😂❤❤
@JUNNY923 Жыл бұрын
"A full-ass platoon!" Joseph you killing me 😂
@mydiaryincolor Жыл бұрын
J.Lo's problem is that she never wants to be fully raw, even Beyonce wasn't afraid to look "a mess" in Cadillac Records. You have to bare it all, especially for a role like this, and she wants an Oscar badly, but these movie choices will not get her there anytime soon.
@nickt.8507 Жыл бұрын
did you even watch her in Lila and Eve with Viola Davis?
@mydiaryincolor Жыл бұрын
@@nickt.8507 I did…and my sentiments are still the same 🤷🏽♀️
@nickt.8507 Жыл бұрын
@@mydiaryincolor then you just confirmed that you're biased af cuz in that movie she has no make up on and she literally looked a mess and old
@anniet8146 Жыл бұрын
Even if she gets a role in a great movie she will not get Oscar cause she is not a good actress . Very limited abilities
@nickt.8507 Жыл бұрын
@@anniet8146 limited abilities?LOL did you even watch her performance in Selena, El Cantante, The Cell, Out of Sight, Enough, Hustlers, Shades of Blue????
@handsomeX Жыл бұрын
Why do they ALWAYS feel the need to make child characters in movies so annoying and unlikable? This seems to be a trend nowadays.
@olebileolebile4847 Жыл бұрын
I like orphan and anger scale
@shanekajohnson1320 Жыл бұрын
“I saw Mulan???” 😂😂😂
@TechnicJunglist Жыл бұрын
I find myself saying, "I don't recall." and "I did?!!!" into my everyday vocabulary now.
@kingdombeauty9174 Жыл бұрын
Not the Titty Meat!!!😂😂😂😂 I am still crying
@flor13down Жыл бұрын
You know when Joseph says “ This story makes no damn sense “ and Nick clears his throat!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 you know its going to be a good review.
@Tra_C Жыл бұрын
So true, I had my popcorn ready and was ready to laugh 😅
@Redstatehell1 Жыл бұрын
Vigorous brown extensions 😂
@TechnicJunglist Жыл бұрын
I died ⚰️
@Redstatehell1 Жыл бұрын
That’s how I am getting my hair done Saturday “vigorous brown extensions”😂😂
@nobodysfool4444 Жыл бұрын
You guys ripping this apart was delightful. More, please. 😂
@Tyasiaaaa Жыл бұрын
I’m glad y’all are doing this. This gave me “enough” vibes and I don’t want them lol 😂
@thee.amberb Жыл бұрын
“This little dum dum” Took me out! 😂😂😂
@jordangibbs4091 Жыл бұрын
Mulan was so bad that Joseph had mentally blocked it out. Not mad at it. It’s called self-preservation.🤣🤣🤣
@jujutaylor2186 Жыл бұрын
"I saw Mulan?" Is the phrase for the day
@88pynogrl Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂I was thinking the exact thing! Mulan really made an impression on him!😂😂😂
@mesalouis8976 Жыл бұрын
Joseph: “I saw Mulan?!” 🤣🤣🤣
@ninalove3044 Жыл бұрын
Not y’all turning Jlos job from a cashier into a possible BBL model (did anyone else catch that lol?!) 😂🤣 I can’t!! My friends at Fish Jelly STAY bringing entertainment and genuine laughter!🥰✌️
@fishjellyfilmreviews Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you caught that.
@jay-dubb.dubb.68 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a subliminal message! 😂
@Penelopepetal Жыл бұрын
Nick's comment, " This movie is not giving me any Zoeys" Had me laughing out loud. 🤣Loved your review. Saving me money on never seeing this one.
@MercuryBubble Жыл бұрын
I watched this with my best friend over the weekend. We LAUGHED at the stupidity of it all. It made NO SENSE, and then some parts of it made even more no sense. A part I couldn't get over is when she TOOK OFF HER BULLET PROOF VEST to go fight someone who had a gun! I couldn't believe her lol
@Addie-K738 Жыл бұрын
Based on your review, maybe Ben slammed that car door cause he had to watch the movie too 😂😂😂
@mashenka6189 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nobodysfool4444 Жыл бұрын
This comment is gold. 😅
@Addie-K738 Жыл бұрын
@@nobodysfool4444 lol thank you! I laughed so hard when I saw that clip. So embarrassing!
@Tra_C Жыл бұрын
Hhmmm that definitely makes sense 😂😂
@Quettasbedhead Жыл бұрын
Yes because Ben acts his 🍑 off I mean GONE GIRL! I FOREVER LOVE THAT MOVIE
@tampagrl23 Жыл бұрын
"You never seen a bump that big" 😂 best cocaine comment ever 😂
@harryo82 Жыл бұрын
I know yall didn't like it but your description makes it sound hilarious.
@chefnedarque Жыл бұрын
"...super glue in the tittymeat" 😂 GOLD. Fabulous review despite the movie!!
@crownjewel832 Жыл бұрын
Chiiiile this movie sounds goofy AF! 🤣Who asked for this movie on Mother's Day weekend? I've had "Enough" of JLo.
@margagomezcomedy Жыл бұрын
This review was so much fun. Cracked me up. Hair critique scrumptious as usual. I want ALL the notes.
@BeedotWill Жыл бұрын
“Titty meat” ALONE has me in stitches 😂😅.
@asmrshayy9249 Жыл бұрын
Why do they give her the same roles a mother or a bride it’s exhausting
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
She picking these roles. She kinda produces these weak terrible movies
@WhosJusToi 4 ай бұрын
“This little dumb dumb could deduce that” I ran that back like 3x hahahahahahaua y’all are hilarious
@jpdaboss626 Жыл бұрын
Not giving phoni Braxton & the witch from Bad Boys 3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am SOOO watching this to laugh
@gaelgarciabarchive Жыл бұрын
He was giving Toni Braxton 😂😂😂 9:35
@arijohn8413 Жыл бұрын
Joseph's "I watched Mulan?" was the equivalent of the RHOA Porsha and Kandi 's infamous " Who said dhet ?" line lmaooooooo.
@apathy2454 Жыл бұрын
“It’s giving…” “Toni braxton” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
"The final scene where it made me feel like I was taking crazy pills" as if you didn't know was from Joseph🙌🙌❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏💖💖💖💖
@jga8170 Жыл бұрын
The tapping her character does is actually called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). It’s used as a coping mechanism for anxiety and stress. As a mental health therapist, I recommend this technique to my clients who suffer from anxiety. 😊
@jga8170 Жыл бұрын
@@l05555 sure! Yea there are 9 zones you can tap. I usually tap my temple and between my eyebrows
@georganner2271 Жыл бұрын
Imma try it
@thetoothlessblunder5716 Жыл бұрын
You guys make me laugh so much! I love watching every single one of your reviews. Spoil all you want. ❤
@theminimalistlady1314 Жыл бұрын
The hand signal at “back to Alaska”😅 I can’t
@MissGelly Жыл бұрын
Joseph in a middle school?! Not sure how to process this… did you hate every second? I call them mutants for a reason… we need to hear more about this
@alobo9937 Жыл бұрын
Will be inserting the adjective, " vigorous" into all my conversations this weekend! Thank you, Joseph 🤠
@Tra_C Жыл бұрын
17:02 ..."it doesn't make any sense how this little dum dum...."😂 You guys are the worst sometimes 😂😂😂
@jessicanoelle2012jp Жыл бұрын
I hated how ungrateful the daughter was. She was kidnapped and tortured and gets rescued yet has an attitude the WHOLE movie. Like girl, you can go back to that kidnapped life if you're gonna keep rolling your eyes
@bees.857 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching this for 10 minutes and didn't even realize the pic behind you was JLO. She looks... different 😂
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
She looking her age. Is she older than Salma Hayek? Because Salma is beautiful
@bees.857 Жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 She's still beautiful, Salma is a goddess as well. I think they're around the same age. I guess she's not like we usually see her all done up red carpet.
@bees.857 Жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 SALMA IS 3 YEARS OLDER 😳😳😳 and she doesn't really look like she's had a ton of work done either
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
@@bees.857 She stills older on the red carpet. I'm just keeping it real. Salma wear minimum makeup and JLO wears a lot!
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
@@bees.857 I think Salma looks more natural imo
@bmck-8400 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the review…I hope she has Hypnotic powers
@redfox5336 Жыл бұрын
I want to see Jlo do a mean girl role ! I think she’s purposely avoided this her whole career lol somethin dynasty-esque
@suavaciousadoration5074 Жыл бұрын
Hustlers
@b.abouttowwn Жыл бұрын
Biiiiiiittttttttccchhhh!!! Can I tell you I’m howling at this review, howling!!!!
@sweetmother2406 Жыл бұрын
“I saw Mulan?” lol I feel the same 😂
@justlee4now449 Жыл бұрын
I wanted to see this review prior to commenting on Hypnotic. Bennifer (they're arguing now so let me use that now) are just not actors, they are performers. HARD. PASS. Love you guys. Tittie meat 🤣.
@ninalove3044 Жыл бұрын
The titty meat got me too!!😂😭
@lkf8799 Жыл бұрын
Saw the short clips of this review and had to rush over 😂😂😂
@zethraelofteldrassil3149 Жыл бұрын
Nick: "One ... oh my god" hahahhahahhah I lost it! Great review!
@jgarcia4721 Жыл бұрын
I love that hwr name is only JLo 😂😂😂
@FashWelch Жыл бұрын
"This movie is not giving me Zoe." LMFAO
@RenTen24 Жыл бұрын
that shot of J Lo's hind parts while mentioning other avenues of income to explore @3:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂
@hotcheetosgirl08 Жыл бұрын
Joseph working with middle school kids?!? No wonder why he is not a fan.
@88pynogrl Жыл бұрын
I love how Joseph tells the plot, and Nick throws in missing facts, names, past credit etc. They have a great reaction flow. ❤ Roger and Ebert who? PS This was sooo enjoyable, thanks for the heads-up, and a new subscriber here.👍🏻🔥
@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын
You never seen a “bump” that big 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@woodongabrothers4999 Жыл бұрын
I think we have to start facing the fact that J Lo can’t act
@ke6264 Жыл бұрын
A double feature with Enough/ more Mamma Mia vibe hahahahaha
@franchesscapalm6301 Жыл бұрын
Love you guys reviews, you’re too funny! Btw Joseph you were so kind when I met you at Lovers and Friends, and just as handsome in person!
@fishjellyfilmreviews Жыл бұрын
It was very nice meeting you ❤️
@franchesscapalm6301 Жыл бұрын
@@fishjellyfilmreviews Likewise Happy Janet Appreciation Day 🥳
@js7dragon Жыл бұрын
Sideeye at reading a book LOL
@klmanjarotw Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo 17:50 I thought the SAAAME thing😂😂😂I thought I was the only one I was like what did the nun do lmao she wasn't even in the way
@MovieWidowMedia Жыл бұрын
It was the…”They thought they were given us something we did NOT need for me’! 😂😂😂 ~TK Movie Widow Media
@keithm.7335 Жыл бұрын
Your review convinces me they couldn't pay me to watch this movie.
@MrStrosty Жыл бұрын
Guy gets stabbed in the back in Cuba you fix him up easily. Daughter gets bit by a dog and you take her straight to the doctor.
@NeeNee_B. Жыл бұрын
"I saw Mulan??" "Yeah" **half a second later** "I watched Mulan??" 😭😭😭😭
@Mnaytorri Жыл бұрын
Peep how she braced herself to run into hats during the cuban " Chase" scene¿😂😂😂
@SoniT Жыл бұрын
I was going to watch this movie today but changed my mind.
@meownpockets7531 Жыл бұрын
Review movies for yourself. Entertainment is subjective
@mandymac74 Жыл бұрын
She’s got Bette Davis’ eyes!!!!!❤❤❤ your shirt is EVERYTHING, Nick!!!!!!!
@blkkatemoss Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo I’m here because my mom told me she watched this movie last weekend and I thought there’s no way this movie can be good. I was never planning on watching it, thanks for affirming my feelings.
@biochem70 Жыл бұрын
J Lo and Omari show up in a gangster bar in Cuba to wait for Tarantula to show up and no one is suspicious or at least tries to start shit with them?!? This movie was full of head scratching moments but your synopsis and comments had me dying. You guys are the best!
@diamonde5763 Жыл бұрын
“A sensible bob” took me out 😂😂😂😂
@l.a.w3959 3 ай бұрын
I love this review. I laugh every time I watch it. My favorite is, “ you never see a bump that big” 😂 Thank you for this.
@JERSEYBOYPLAY2HARD Жыл бұрын
I was hoping to see Jlo finally get with a black man 😂 but nope 😂
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
Only been one, Wesley Snipes. She wants to be ... you know what. She even had a love interest in Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson 😂
@jenniferbaumgarden9293 Жыл бұрын
Hot take, I haven't liked JLo since Selena.🤫 That was the only truly enjoyable performance of hers, for me.
@alyz8376 Жыл бұрын
"Agent Jlo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TechnicJunglist Жыл бұрын
I'd gladly fly to LA from Boston just to witness you both hold a small theatre full of us fans for drinks & a live review 😆 Edit: Sensible bob 😂 this is one of the funniest reviews you've ever done. Bravo
@williamerazo3921 Жыл бұрын
Yes when ?
@sloanedelaney371 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! I'd come over from Queensland, Australia for that ❤🎉
@waliyahw1 Жыл бұрын
Why does J Lo still have an acting career
@williamerazo3921 Жыл бұрын
Because she’s better then you
@jenesishunter9674 Жыл бұрын
Hey my wonderful KINGS 👑 I just wanted to say I enjoyed the written article with the rockstar Jamusch! It was such a fun, informative, and spectacular read. Keep up the great work 💪💯😊
@fishjellyfilmreviews Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@VThePR Жыл бұрын
Well, Cuba is only 60 miles wide on either direction, which means if they drove 45 mph they'd make it to the otherside in a little over an hour 😂😂😂
@aprylthatch Жыл бұрын
Not Toni Braxton!! 😂😩💀
@vixxa Жыл бұрын
informative and hilarious. i'm glad i stumbled upon this.😂
@user-fb7ch5rt6m Жыл бұрын
OMG--I am still laughing after this review. 🤣🤣🤣
@elebea868 Жыл бұрын
Love your reviews!!
@adika4707 Жыл бұрын
I love ur reviews so much ❤❤❤
@Schwee_OG 3 ай бұрын
I have this review on rotation when I need a pick-me-up. Love it when a movie has you two straight-up BUGGIN! #agreed 🤣🤣🤣❣
@emjay8709 Жыл бұрын
Whale Rider is such a wonderful movie, bummer she hasn’t made something on that level since
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
It really is great
@sloanedelaney371 Жыл бұрын
This talented Kiwi director; why not collaborate on content from NZ, one of the most exquisitely beautiful & fiercely photogenic places ever!
@babytoshiro7014 Жыл бұрын
@@sloanedelaney371 it is a beautiful place ❤️
@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait!
@jss4424 Жыл бұрын
I actually loved the Cuba chase scene with the clunky ass running. 😂
@1991Meka 7 ай бұрын
27:34 Did this fool say, "Juicy Smull'et sister's in it"😂😂😂😂😂
@invtro6540 Жыл бұрын
Russian Dub title, "Agent JLO"🤣
@user-uh1by6ev3f Жыл бұрын
sat next to you at movie screening of fast X - so checked you out. so very funny. Loved it. can't wait to here this next review
@Buddy-tq4ly 6 ай бұрын
No one should ever attempt to emulate Geena Davis or Sigourney Weaver and, in doing so, no one could fall any shorter in the attempt than the “Star” of this movie did here.
@butta31one Жыл бұрын
This review is hilarious😂. I really enjoyed it.
@rCali-zm2es Жыл бұрын
First time seeing your guy's review, Hilarious and so organic. Keep up the good work, and stay honest don't ever sell out, please!!!
@s.ajanaku8488 Жыл бұрын
J: what wld you give this movie -- N: ONE... ohmmmyyygooowwd J: Anything else --- N: NAWWWNGGHH (The exasperation is on 10 and im rolling on the floor!!!)
@sarah-br9mw Жыл бұрын
I watched this movie today and immediately had to come watch your review! I was so disappointed in this movie and couldn’t wait for you to rip it apart!! Love you guys!! ❤
@kimberry2010 Жыл бұрын
Joseph!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dfcintron Жыл бұрын
J-Lo's stunt double had as much screentime as Roger Moore's in 'A View To A Kill'.
@deletelater793 Жыл бұрын
You guys are just great! 😊
@LynneJordan11 11 ай бұрын
You two are so hilarious when you rip a movie apart! 😂😂😂
@xEllyx Жыл бұрын
I watched Mulan took me out lol
@alyz8376 Жыл бұрын
Oh man im still laughing at the Your place or mine "the degree qualification" review bit , plz for anyone that havent what their review plz do it is so funny ,
@Kingdomplains Жыл бұрын
20:58 "...it made me want to sit in a room full of candles. That seems like it'd be kinda cool." "If they all had the same scent or..?
@msmaria2915 Жыл бұрын
Blue Cross/Blue Shield 😂😂
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