😂

hay-fever's just doing it's job 😔

Get well soon 💖💖💖

i didnt even notice.

I hate summer for that reason too my eyes get sore and itchy if I didn't get hayfeaver I'd enjoy my summers.

Lmao 👍

Daniel Christy I actually wheezed when I read this

Lmmfaoooooo

Not spot the dog.

Daniel what happens?!!!😳😳😳😳😳

preach

£200 for a damn math textbook I never used

This has 69 likes so I won’t like but just know that I agree with this comment

Good one!!!

True horror.

I think we can all collectively agree the British Royals have an original signed copy of this

@@mimoza7514 you ain’t wrong either mimi I know a story about the painter Walter Sirkit if that’s his name but it’s best I can do mini, but anyway he done a painting and it was later a little bit controversial I think, he did 5 of these certain paintings one of them is in the art museum apparently and the painting has a as man coming up behind some in a black cloak at the time of the Jack the Ripper times or not long after. One of the other 4 was owned by the queen mother that’s true as well mimi, at the time he wasn’t a suspect but many years later someone called Praticia Cornwell linked to the forensic laboratory forensically linked the painter to Jack the Ripper, she wrote a really good book about it that’s where I found out about a certain painting that he did and like I said the museum has one and so did the Queen mother. One of the top people in Scotland Yard said if it had been today he would certainly be a suspect and he told his grandson don’t ever tell anyone that I was your grandfather for what reason he didn’t know I don’t think but there’s a documentary about him on KZfaq I watched it quite a long time ago, take care of yourself mimi but what’s came out about the royals since in my opinion since they killed our beautiful prncess lady Diana isn’t nice at all I’ve seen documentaries and in my opinion there’s absolutely no smoke without fire, I don’t believe everything I hear not at all mimi but they wouldn’t even come out onto the balcony until the crowds booed them so that told us exactly what they thought of the poor woman, sorry to bring that up but before that happened mimi I tell you the truth, I wouldn’t ever hear a bad word about the queen never would I but now I haven’t got a good word to say about the queen and I just think they are leaches leaching off the people, I think Britain and everywhere else the monarchy should be a thing of the past, gone and gone for ever let them earn a days wage like the rest of us have to to get by. That’s my thoughts on that lot haha take care of yourself mimi wherever you are in the world from Stevie boy in Britain

@@mrfugazi6713 This is really interesting to hear tho, thank you for replying and sharing ur opinion. There's definitely something fishy ab all the rich families around the world and the monarchies. Also I wholeheartedly believe princess diana died by the hands of her own mother and i doubt there's anyone that could ever change my mind. I'll try to research about that documentary you mentioned and once again thank u for engaging in the conversation, it's nice to hear different opinions from people around the world about this and especially coming from you, a citizen of Britain urself.

@@mimoza7514 it no problem whatsoever mimi I’m just glad that you found it interesting that’s all, it’s true as well I think his name was Silkert or something very close to that word and hopefully you won’t find it hard to get the documentary up and you can watch it and what part of the world are you mimi if you don’t mind me asking you, as you know I’m I’m in Britain and before what happened to our beautiful princess Diana I wouldn’t of heard a bad word said about our queen but since what they did to her I now haven’t got a good word to say about her unbelievable really to go from one to the other without a second thought mimi and I never thought I would be against the queen but I am now and I’ve never liked prince Charles you there’s always been something not right about him and he proved that by kicking a beautiful woman like Diana out of his bed for a old bag like camilla or whatever her name is, anyway mimi what country are you from if you don’t mind me asking you that is, you take care of yourself if it’s possible and look into the painter I mentioned you will find it quite interesting i think and bye the way mimi you said that you think Diana was killed by the hands of her mother do you mean her own personal mother or her mother in law the queen of England either way it’s not a problem so no worries which ever way you meant it mimi I’m just asking you that’s all, just one other thing mimi, I also believe that the worlds richest people and monarchies around the world are actually looking for a planet that they can run off to just before this planet is destroyed by their actions and not ours that’s why they want to construct a new city on Mars the but they would have no qualms with abandoning us here on planet earth and they’ll be okay with that mimi the bastards, well take care mimi from Stevie boy.

Naa, I actually think they have a copy of it, and that the original is sitting in the vatican under lock and key

Are you insane? That's absolutely crazy!! Your maddd!!!!

Yes. Couldn't be more clear or simpler.

@@returnoftheromans6726 I think you both have fell into madness

@@dylanbarnes9268 So be it. What the world counts as foolishness, I know to be truth.

@Elektra Delphi Life is different in all our familiar cultures. Madness is often used as sad tragic comedy or tragic event circumstances. Meaning therefore a broad label , or any label which persecutes one outsider to the inclusion in social groups.

There's one you can preorder titled The Necronomnomnom: Recipes and Rites from H. P. Lovecraft. Since it has yet to be released, caveats apply. (No slight to the publishers intended, it's just that I can't personally vouch for it.)

The what now?! X)

Already did.

I imagine octopus would be on the menu.

There is a recipe book called the veganomicon. I've not read it but I chuckle at the idea of vegan food being an eldritch abomination.

Cease your investigations.

Shhhhh

it is not because Hogwarts is a fictional place

Actually it's held in the restrictet section of the Arkham University Library. Unless some cursed Whatley family member tried to steal it... again.

Vatican basement.

so does the yellow king. he even was the antagonist of the miniseries 'the stand'.

Lovecraft was one of the first authors to set his universe in the public domain. A lot of other authors in his day and later copied or picked stuff from his Mythos - which gives it a nice feeling of 'could be real' just because every and anyone puts Lovecraftian eastereggs in their movies, books or games. Hell - I use references in my D&D games just because people notice them. King as far as I know is a Lovecraft-fan and has set many of his stories in the same-ish universe. The Evil-Dead-series references Lovecraft Even... G.I. Joe (the animated series) uses Lovecrafts Serpent-People as masterminds behind the bad guys...

No, we all have a cameo here in hell

The evil dead was about this book

if you know, you know

Right

yeah the necronomican book is real ediot

don't fuck with evil books like this. one it's not a joke

Slightly less strange too.

@Dirk Pitt No one has that small of a pecker besides you

Don't forget about the murders at Spangles right up the street. Still open case. One of the creepiest for sure.

@@TheSpelledMilk is there a story about this murder on KZfaq?

Wbere did you put the book...

Damnn,

@@yourboo6416 STFU people like you are the reason why buildings don't have a 13th floor !

Giger was a Swiss, not a Swede!

Why do people always confuse Swiss with Swedish? I like Sweden but it can get frustrating.

​@@theoneandonly3945 And Austria with Australia 😂

I didn't know that. Wow

@@FINNSTIGAT0R there their now, it'll be alright 😉

Then he didn’t do it on purpose genius

@@andersonwonder9357 He wasnt a horror author on purpose?

Some might say he ‘loved his craft’ 😂

Interesting.. in hebrew necrono micon means his memory or order is ready ‬‏ or presence

Excellent comment. 10/10

Does that mean there will be a call from Cthulhu?

Writing g it's about being unemployed,the necronoincome.

Ha ha ha! Love a bit of Pratchett. 😜

"The phone in the house"

Lol nice

I used it for wet naps.

Sad, but still not as gay and corny as the Hogwarts comments

@@saboblutdamon858 ³

Finally some fine toilet paper

I lost 3 close friends after they conducted a ritual and recited incantations from the necronomicon. Things got weird at first and then down right scary. After high-school we all went our separate ways yet still loved in the same town. One by one over the years, all three of my friends died. One was obese and deeply depressed and became a shit in. He died of heart failure. The other had a blood disorder and had to have transfusions every month to stay alive. He died from AIDS. The most recent was from gun shot wounds and no suspect or weapon found. All 3 of them payed the price. I miss them dearly, but ever since they had that ritual I kind of knew something would happen to them.

But you need a lit fire to craft it

Dota 2 huh

dota frogs

lovecraft wasnt that great of a writer. he just had a great concept

You may or may not be aware of the warning in the front pages that specifically states “The NECRONOMICON'S magic is nothing to fool with and it may expose you to psychological forces with which you cannot cope. Remember if you fool with the incantations, you were warned!” Do practicing members of the occult use this book simply for the sake of entertainment & rhetoric?

Perception is reality..It’s available to the masses because the general public is too dense to perceive the book as being anything other than fiction. You either see what’s in front of you & genuinely follow the steps, or you don’t. What you see in the mirror is what your subconscious wants you to see (Freddy Krueger effect) ie if your thinking a scary demons going to pop out, then that’s what will happen! But if your thinking of ole uncle joe, or aunt Suzy, then that’s who’s going to come through! Or nothing can happen, if that’s what you wish. It’s about your will & how strongly you can focus it & project it inward/outward. People just don’t want to accept their own powers because power means responsibility & active participation..

Dr. Krieger Again, perception is reality..

@@Joshua-ce7ix All you are doing is asserting your hypothesis without a lick of evidence. If perception is reality, then madmen would be the most dangerous beings on the planet, gambling addicts that have delusions of grandeur would be the richest men on the planet and Elon musk would've gotten us to Titan already. Perception and expectations are not reality. They are separate.

Starry skies are breathtakingly beautiful⭐🌟🌠♥️

@@HRH-vc6jj You are awesome too.

I want to do that :(

Atax treck now that’s wholesome. Idk why but it made me happy reading that.

Under a starry sky during the day 🤔 bet you meant “tonight”

I think that's what underwater tried to do

Well at least we got a "Reanimator" movie...

Maybe it can be a anthology like Tales from the hood, (the first one, not the shitty ones) where they can cast someone to play as HP lovecraft and have him tell us tales of people encountering his horrors.

@@petepeterson5917 I like that idea

I think the majority of Lovecraft's horror is created by the lack of illustrations and vague descriptions. It makes your imagination make up your own horror image that a series could never reach

I can totally relate to Abdullah. I have been haunted in the same way and I now realized Satan has been calling me to the desert or to run away from home for awhile now. I always wanted to spend a day or 2 in the middle of nowhere since I was pretty spiritually stressed and I also written out alot of what I seen. I’ve seen Satan and heard Gods voice in my dreams. I also have weird dreams and among them are being surrounded by disgusting food, being haunted by the dead and also being surrounded by water. I have seen that the demons who haunt me live in a water realm and they are in fact very alluring and vampiric.

Do u know suryani language?

Wow sounds interesting to say the least

@@YoyokKusumo what kind of language is that

@@witchcerridwen in my region there is some people write old Arab in letter as an amulet, when i ask my teacher. This writing is an ancient Arabic script taken from the Syriac language. The writing model is like Arabic but the way it is read is different.

Kirby Tv 💯

Yeah, there are books that teach people to create horrible traps and bombs. Just to kill people and first responders. These tricks also can not be undone or stopped. Even by the person who started it. Soooo... Books can be dangerous.

@Kirby Tv that’s a bit more complicated than just reading. Those who you speak of have goals, ambitions. They used the Bible as a tool to further their cause. The evil comes from them not the book. They didn’t become evil from reading the Bible

Wow this thread. This is a quote from the Mummy

@@RedBeardNP haha, I’m glad someone recognized

I agree, a lot of people think that other entities or spirits can connect with us through our subconscious mind. So when he was working on the book maybe a entity was feeding him the material to put in it and H.P. took it as his imagination.

@@matthewking4436 There have been documentation of such things in the past. Wouldn't surprise me if things like that still happened.

Of course

agreed

There's a long list of authors, musicians, artists etc. that demons actively influence through dreams or visions. Even today this is very prevalent, especially in Hollywood. The rabbit hole is very deep but it all leads to the same place..

@@robertbonds9079 shut the fuck your mouf

Welp too bad the Naruto runners pussied out 😭

Well, Cthulhu is a hydro demonic, alien being after all. I'd not be surprised. However, I'd think most of anything Cthulhu mythos based would be located in Antarctica (eh-hem! Biggest underground base!!) than anywhere else.

We cannot rule out the possibility

Recardo martinus has read it. Trust me. He has told me. Really. Believe me.

too bad we can't share pics here in comments...id like to see what it looks like

turn to God 🕊️

demons have baited you now you worship them as your God and they own you, in spirit, and they hate you,,,,,using you to make God mad and later will get you in hell to torture you and later all in the lake of fire, its no game, it looks like a game, its bait for your life eternal,,,,,,,,,,to steal it, just facts,

It sound fun? Let me asure you....it s not. Leave this alone, do not dabble into it, lest you ll regret it.

DONOT PLAY WITH DARK SPIRITS, REBUKE THEM IN JESUS NAME

. . . ever heared of ADblock PLUS ?

Lmao, Clockwork Orange.

No it’s Twilight!

Catcher in the rye says "shoot john lennon"

@The Gray Ghost I'm glad I never read it. I saw the movie and I was terrified.

Seriously....he is wrong.

@@AverageAmerican The ones I was closest to eventually abandoned occultism, and became Deacons in the Celtic Church. Most I lost touch with; no idea what happened to them. I abandoned occultism decades ago.

@OldSchool To their credit, I've never seen human sacrifice or child abuse among the people I was associated with. They would never have tolerated such things.

Damm thts a great story have u ever read it ?

@@Frank78507 Yes. I wish I hadn't.

@@DawoudKringle Did you ever experience anything scary or explainable after reading or just having occult books around?

Groovy

@@angelosusa4258 nobody says groovy anymore

Same

@@PixelKnight93 yes they do

@@cheridabolland1851 not really

How does that work?

For the Necronomicon's many incantations the reader has to believe in the power of the words. The incantations are to read out loud. Some prefer to be very ceremonial such as drawing the pentagram. On the ground and lighting candles at all 5 points as well as ceremonial robes with hoods. That is for not only the theatrics, but also to encourage the reader of the incantations to put his or her soul into it. Nobody has to believe me, but some of my friends from the crowd I hung out with decided that the 3 of them were going to try and summon a watcher spirit and for protection against anyone who opposed us. I was a bystander along with the others in my crowd. As my friend read the inventions a micro burst hit the area which is an annual weather event here in New Mexico during the monsoon season from July through September. My friend performed the ceremony of the Necronomicon at the end of March. That means that a microburst happening in March is very rare to non existant. As he read the wind was blowing and sky turned black. Thunder and lightning was so intense that it lit up the area with almost blinding light. The thunder was intense like a hammer hitting and anvil. The incantation was spoken and we all ran in the house as quater size hail came down. This storm kinda hit us and stuck around through the night. The power went out and our group of 13 kids were huddled up and scared. The storm sounded like it was done about midnight and the was an eerie silence. The power was still out and we had candles and flashlights. The dim light came from the kitchen where we put the candles. One of my friends who was once a practicing satanist stood in front of the window looking outing the huge yard full of pecan trees and I will never forget this. A huge bolt of lightning like sheet lightning was so intensely bright it was like it xrayed him and I could see his skeleton and some of his internal organs. Then the thunder was so loud it was defining. Shawn wasn't standing anymore and no longer in the room. We looked around the house for him and lightning hit again. One of my friends who happened to be looking out the window saw our xrayed friend out in the front yard with his hands raised yelling in nomani satanis. Latin for in the name of satan. Thunder rumbled hard and more lightning and our satanic friend was gone. After that night we were not the same. Our friend who disappeared showed up naked up on the Apache reservation shaking and wouldn't talk. He eventually got passed that. All of us stayed in touch. We went on to graduate high school together and some didn't. We became cops (me), catholic priests, gay rights activists, construction workers, military, etc but not my friend who read the incantation. His entire world fell apart. He secluded himself in his bedroom. He had a weight problems as it was. He stayed in his bedroom from 1997 to 2016. He had a heart attack and he had gained so much weight that they had to cut the outside wall on his bedroom and transport and treat him on a flat bed tow truck. He was flown in a cargo plane to Colorado and passed away there. Before his death his mother had a major stroke and his sister married and went away. The other 2 that were helping him during the reading were affected as well. One became a heavy prescription painkiller addict and has disappeared and the other be came HIV positive from a tainted blood transfusion in the early 80's when the AIDS epidemic began. He passed away from AIDS 3 years after the reading. This book and the words in it is very powerful and very evil. To even have a copy of it is dangerous. Avoid it at all costs.

@@kari7403 have you ever read a recipe book. Baked a cake from scratch? Well it starts as words and then it can become something that exists. Some words make you live a life a certain way. Follow certain words and call them rules to live by. Religions are very much like recipes.And many other books

@@jamesnorton7601 thanks for the condescending lecture. I couldn't have figured it out from the reply from the OP without your 2 cents.

@@kari7403 well you asked. Just my opinion. That wasn't condescending at all. Pretty straight forward.

"Much scarier".

If those taxes aren't used for you and the people around you to live in a civilization... such as an empire to feed an armada military that's actually harmful causing mistrust between you and other nations, and siphoning the youth to that military to ultimately die or become maimed and disfigured and traumatizing mental disfiguring. Using those proceeds to double deal against their own prohibitions to wage silent wars of conquest in manners of creating coupes creating puppet states so the nations' owners have free reign over land, natural resources, and desperate tyrannized labor. So this depends on what those taxes are being spent on. And who is paying less or any of them.

@@jmitterii2 Nope. Taxation is extortion. The stated purpose of the extortion doesn't make it any less extortion.

Broke boi

@@nvrmndjr5029 not everyone can sell drugs to get dosh

Wow 😲😲

It's all fun and games until the "210 years old grandpa"

And all these folks think your joking !!!!

Maybe that was some magic shit being channeled thru you. I want to see those drawings

I did the same...and then my parents made see a Psychiatrist

Chaos magic.

I started drawing unusual shit since 5 with a black crayon. Use to make teachers question me lol.

I drew pictures of beheaded clowns...idk man shit was weird for a bit

Yeah what happens when aliens descend on a house in the night, bent on human abduction. Only to find the otherwise empty house is home to ghosts and demons.

Hmmm... I would argue in the head of a (probably stoned) overimaginative woo-believer or woo-peddler relatively often...

You’d have to cross over through a stargate or just take some DMT

They're all the same thing

Maybe extraterrestrial are life forms in our own universe who follow the same laws of physics and these “mystical” creatures are from another universe who have different laws of physics and have abilities that are like superpowers on our universe. Their abilities also allows limited access to our universe which are seen as spiritual or demonic encounters.

HELL 2 U!

@@CodenameZues lol

I have seen you too much my friend, we'll meet again

r/unexpectedjojo

What the heck?! I mostly see you in anime related vids. You are everywhere dude.

No, thats the Devil’s Bible.

Only in the evil dead mate 😉

why would someone want to do that?

" Eldritch ", Eldridge is a name, as in the civil rights activist Eldridge Cleaver.

@@blair5475 Out of curiosity I guess?

You have no idea how harmful that magic is ; they can destroy family bonds ; hypnotize people to be lovers to them and obey them to the point of almost worship ; they can make people sick ; sometimes even kill

@@blair5475 necromancers (people who work with the dead), occultists, etc

@The New Paulo Coelho ✋

Noticed that too, did you?

Yep I caught that lol. Only because when in Iraq with the marines I actually got to go visit babilon. Fun fact. The babilon gates that stand today are not the original gates. The original gates are standing in a museum in Germany.

@@johnathanbusse4679 ... yes the Ishtar-Gate... Germans back in the day weren't much better with relieving other cultures of their cultural valuables... for science of course. And because they belong in a museum, that is. Quite shameful...

@@robertnett9793 I agree. They have no place in Germany. They should be where they where built. I know if they where built in a powerfull country that country would likely force them to return it to its rightfull place. But iraq does not have that kind of power. It is also a shame that it is that way.

@@johnathanbusse4679 Now... all European powers in the 19th / early 20th century were on a grave-robbing spree all through Northern Africa and the Middle East. So there's a lot of cultural artifacts to be given back.

More attention should be given in Lovecraft lore that he and fellow authors had a bit of a Writer's Club, and they frequently borrowed from each other quite freely, so that some characters, entities, and other literary devices , spanned across a good number of diverse works. It's really quite a genius little group of enthusiasts, and when I learned that, I received a heaping lump of additional respect for him and his genre.

Im not 100% sure, but i thought i heard a rumor that a similar book to the necronomicon is supposed to exist in the Vatican library (of course, the vatican library is rumored to have a lot of unbelievable or improbable things in it). It was either the necronomicon or some other book for summoning evil spirits and demons and such. Edit: just got to the part of the video where he talks about people believing its in the vatican XD

JRR Gimli the vatican archives seem really only to have letters from past popes and historical figures like Abraham Licoln. It still sucks since it seems like a lot of really amazing texts are stored away A reason why it is "archived" is because a lot of historians believe there is evidence that the church was involved and helping both Mussolini's reign of terror and supporting the Nazi Party. probably not witchcraft sadly.

I equate this same theory to the bible. People tend to twist and determine their own interpretation of what they think it means or should be. Knowledge in the wrong minds or hands can be a dangerous thing! SMDH😒

While it's true that the book is fictional,Lovecraft WAS himself an accomplished ritual magician...

No lie here

👍👍👍👍👍DEVIL

Ayy 69 likes btw im that one dislike

Aye yo bro algebra

Definitely

Shop smart. Shop S Mart.

I loved that movie, it's a classic. Lol

Good, bad... Im the guy with the gun!

GROOVY!

You win!

Did you not understand that the Necronomicon is a complete fabrication?

@@rockinbobokkin7831 I understand that & I never said that it wasn't but I stand by my comment, that there's been many magical books written throughout history & are still being written even to this day 😎 anyway you take care, where ever you are in the world 😎🖐

Basically :D But it looks awesome.

I've got a leather one it's got good stories. Some are funny asf lol

I'm dien man

You think the wiseman would have written it down for Ash seeing as the consequences for failing to say the words was so bad.

Sounds like star wars characters

@Dirk Pitt Evil Dead movies and Wizard Of Oz were my favourite films to watch stoned way back in the day!!!!!

Nickle..

Giga Voltz I think you may have that a bit mixed up, The book of Kells exists, and is quite beautiful, but the book you’re describing is the Codex Gigas, which was created in what’s now the Czech Republic. The story of how it came to be made is a bit different. The monk who wrote it was given a year to write a full bible, or face execution in punishment for an unnamed sin. He prayed to god every night of that year in the hope that he would aid him. But on the final night, knowing he didn’t have time to finish, he prayed to the devil instead. The devil agreed to help, given the monk included extra pages on his behalf. Hence the folios if the devil and the strange rituals.

no

I feel like your lying. You sound like your naming the Devils bible The codex Dex Gigus

@@Drp_br_ same book, different name. Second is Latin I think

@@Joe_Potts true nvm then my bad

I tought the same thing , 😒

I believe he and all his fans already know. Thats not the point of the video

@@rafaguelfand6615 ohhh look into the comments....so many weirdos and people with...uhm...an "alternate reality"

yup, just that you need to know... dont search for the real one that just make you "crazy"...

no shit sherlock

Foolish girl, turn from your ways in Jesus name or you shall regret it. God bless you.

Copypastaa

Reading this was almost captivating as a book, lol. I think you should be a writer!!! Collab!?? Excellent story👏😘

@@tonerivera9003 Aw I'm happy you enjoyed my tale! 🥰😇

Lmao

Jake Smith y👌🏻😆

@@ninaroux8791 it was made by an Arab tho. Alhazrad

@Justin Last lol yup, a racist american at that. not surprising. love his work tho, i wish he wasnt

@@assassinsbleedacwalkthroug9947 dont forget he was also classist, he thought poor white people were just as bad as people of color

is there any different kind of Arab

Can't help but think of "The Yellow King" in True Detective season 1

I can’t get enough of that guy!

they existed after Lovecraft created his. There was money to be made

SSG Panda Wiseman: YOU FOOL!! YOUVE WOKEN THE ARMY OF THE DEAD!!! Ash:... eh I don’t care! I just want to GET BACK HOME!

@@androo6473 noktu, niktooh cough cough! So there , I said it.

attilaevil lol

Give me some sugar baby :v

Ah that was just pillow talk

cool story

You shouldbecome a fiction writer.

Thanks bro.

@PaxynaSthnKarantina have you ever read lovecraft?

This is too much

It’s the same thing, it’s where they got it from. It wasn’t named the same for a reason

This is my BOOMSTICK!

Blow me

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Simon Farre 20s actually

great song, thanks for reminding me of it!

WEIRD SCIENCE!

Written in the early 20th century by a New-England horror author. Or rather implied in other stories, expanded on in stories by other authors and finally collected and written probably by a woo-peddler in the 70' to make a quick buck with all those new-age kids.

Just be sure to keep a chainsaw close by at hand if you ever read it.