Ellen saw a receipt that her writer Lauren received from a drugstore that was so long, she had to talk about it! Have you ever gotten a receipt that was taller than you are? This monologue is for you.
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@Dhriti328 жыл бұрын
i love how always on point her humor is and what can i even say abt that comic timing jst brilliant. a legend right there in front of us guys.
@lauraaddison69808 жыл бұрын
There are some good apps out there troubleshooting these long receipts. These oversized receipts are difficult however apps like ShopStore work well at managing the clutter and keeping it all organized. Just search receipt apps and you'll find some.
@shanatakoor798610 жыл бұрын
"Receipts as long as a roll of toilet paper" Nice one xD
@davidhenderson34004 жыл бұрын
So if I can not find any toilet paper I will just buy a few things at CVS.
@joshuamitchell410510 жыл бұрын
"Why so big?" LOL
@Mandy858012 жыл бұрын
A long receipt in your pocket/handbag can be useful if your in a public bathroom and there is no toilet paper left
@randomjean10 жыл бұрын
im really puzzled.. how could i have only watch this in Jun 2014 when ive watched so many of Ellen's show? How dare KZfaq forgot to suggest this to me earlier? :|
@frodriguez97024 жыл бұрын
Its 2020 and im just seeing this now
@KIWIgirl201412 жыл бұрын
When I saw that receipt, all I could think was, "This is a waste of trees!"
@Silkblu198911 жыл бұрын
I for one love CVS...they have great deals and i always use the coupons.They really do come in handy....they even gave me one for 20% off my next purchase last time i was there and used 5 coupons.
@30sexykid7 жыл бұрын
CUSTOMERS CAN ALSO DO DIGITAL RECEIPT AND IT WILL BE SENT TO UR EMAIL BOX WITH CLICKABLE COUPONS AND REWARDS
@sashthesunshine9112 жыл бұрын
Ok I just realized I like every single one of Ellen's videos before I even watch them. Can anyone relate?
@eramakhtar1012 жыл бұрын
Love Ellen! She's a legend!
@KalElKentPhoto12 жыл бұрын
OMG! One of the larger pharmacy companies in my area gives you a receipt that's like 18" long when you buy only one item. When you buy more, I swear that the print gets smaller and the receipt adds another 1.5" of paper per item! LoL
@noodlelynad12 жыл бұрын
I work at a CVS, so yeah. Some receipts can get really big. I usually have to change receipt paper rolls at least once during my shift. We go through them quite a bit. :\ I wished they would send all the coupons to the card itself or something of that sort to cut down on paper.
@Kyara1Love12 жыл бұрын
this is like the 15th video from ellen wich i watch and im still wacthed 303 LOL
@CadyKayy12 жыл бұрын
people on youtube monotize there videos with ads to make money, so when you block ads you directly affect the people you love to watch on youtube
@somegalfromcan12 жыл бұрын
I agree - when I click on a video, I want to see comments that are actually about the video!
@Rory_Shade12 жыл бұрын
0:41 First I was "okay, it cannot be that long" Then I was "Oh look, it's a Staples Receipt."
@moaduba12 жыл бұрын
When my father had his heart by-pass surgery, my mom and I went to the clinic to pay the medical bill and it took to the old printer several minutes to ending the receipt, it was longer than me ! (I'm 1,7 m tall) it was terrifying :S
@ansejin657312 жыл бұрын
You can reuse it for Emergencys in the Toilet!
@simhui8912 жыл бұрын
They want you to buy stuff and continue to be their loyal customer. Buy or not, it's the individual's choice.
@TheNehaGulmani12 жыл бұрын
How can you not love this woman ?
@yblover1012 жыл бұрын
I actually received a recepit like that yesterday at the store though I only bought two items.
@withitgoesasmile12 жыл бұрын
Once, while stocking up for the summer, my family managed to accumulate a reciept that was longer than that, and contained absolutely no coupons!
@MrPsychoPoison12 жыл бұрын
Ellen is a wonderful person!
@topgurl93139 жыл бұрын
I love the way Ellen says 'everybody'
@violetXdaisy11 жыл бұрын
Lol, I work at CVS and people always comment about the receipts. It's quite annoying, actually.
@loveloveloveumore12 жыл бұрын
I use to work for CVS and as crazy as our long receipts are, they do save you a lot of money if you use them right!
@che_ana12 жыл бұрын
so true!!!! to me it's 05.03pm...i'm about to leave home so I reach on time to a class, but we're all trying to stop watching Ellen, and maybe have a life! lol
@SoPiPz12 жыл бұрын
Yes Ellen, THEY know and are watching us.
@benguinentertainment11 жыл бұрын
Has Ellen never replied to any comment?
@jskd29536 жыл бұрын
Nope. She has a life and a job ;)
@BlackArchis12 жыл бұрын
She's such a sly, clever promoter.
@depplover7812 жыл бұрын
My CVS receipts are that long too! HAHAHA
@taratsilevich249012 жыл бұрын
"they're all watching us now" O.O
@deanvm91588 жыл бұрын
CVS branch owners are now haters of Ellen.
@DearKnowledge3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommend a video saying *ellen's viewers also watch this*
@lauraaddison69808 жыл бұрын
There are some good apps out there troubleshooting these long receipts. These oversized receipts are difficult however apps like ShopStore work well at managing the clutter and keeping it all organized. Just search receipt apps and you'll find some. Someone has found a solution.
@bruisr12 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he knows what AdBlock is already. He was telling the other commenters to stop whining about the ads.
@demetria1212112 жыл бұрын
Love Ellen Shes so funny :))
@AshleyKreitzer12 жыл бұрын
Costco is like that too. They'll let you return anything. Even apples. I've done it before.
@lidyaFACE12 жыл бұрын
Great plug-in. I'm sold hahah
@tipsy193012 жыл бұрын
You need to have the Pretty Little Liars cast on your show!!!
@Wutanginamo12 жыл бұрын
i think the places that do email receipts are amazing. very convenient.
@flywithfood12 жыл бұрын
Return the item right after you buy it, tear off the coupon and repurchase it.
@woundedAlkuwarii12 жыл бұрын
it's push technology Ellen, they force things on you.. the next thing you know there will be an ad suggesting Pizza before the superball starts on tv xD
@trgordon6810 жыл бұрын
You can get the coupons before you shop. Just scan your cvs card fifty cabillion times if you haven't been there in a while. It shows exactly what's on ur reciept.
@ashleyyoung274010 жыл бұрын
wwwa Aston
@itsTheSarz12 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ELLENS EYES
@ireallylovemycat112 жыл бұрын
Last year I bought a dress that I decided I didn't like after, I brought it home. I paid cash for it but when I went to return it I couldn't get cash back. I got it in the form of a receipt, so I would have to go back to that same store to spend it on something else. About a week later, my $130 credit, back to that store ended up in the wash and getting destroyed. The next day I went back and explained. They basically ended up saying too bad.... I was so pissed, I've never gone back.
@chaimae18912 жыл бұрын
And now i've just watched a show . I won't say which one , Ellen's :D
@AvaKisses0712 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing awareness!
@VioletJV12 жыл бұрын
the funniest commercial
@melyalbe0512 жыл бұрын
I know the bed, bath and beyond coupons are big but that helps because I don't lose them. :)
@TheKittyz9312 жыл бұрын
Once I went to go buy something at Walgreens, and the item I wanted had two different brands. I went with the one that was two dollars cheaper because I didn't have much to spend that day. Attached to my receipt was a coupon for two dollars off of the price of the more expensive one. :/
@Kennychoco2212 жыл бұрын
they are going to be on ellen
@xXstephy109Xx12 жыл бұрын
The fact that she endorses jcp and i work there kinda makes my job seem..not as boring lol :P
@JusKF512 жыл бұрын
I bought one item from a Sears and their receipts are about as long as that entire thing. For just the purchase. Not counting the 5 coupons that printed afterward. >.
@girlgeekgirl12 жыл бұрын
jcpennney is officially my fave store
@bruisr12 жыл бұрын
I work at Fred Meyer and when it prints those coupons, sometimes it starts printing at the beginning of the order and keeps going throughout the whole order. And 9 times out of 10 the customer throws them away, or asks me to throw them away.
@lolorchid312 жыл бұрын
I see she fit her sponsor ship deal thing there
@Fel72612 жыл бұрын
I've totally said something to them every time I shop there! It's terrible!
@JakeyShakeyPants12 жыл бұрын
I've seen a receipt longer than that! Turns out it was at jcpenny
@bellydancefabulosity12 жыл бұрын
it is super creepy that companies know what we're buying
@azuralsplace12 жыл бұрын
It's wonderful, It is.
@Peptobaptismol12 жыл бұрын
wow that golden girls bit was accurate
@Rory_Shade12 жыл бұрын
It's a snide comment on the fact that Staples, a business depot and electronics store here in Canada, print out a receipt of a similar length, usually for just one item. Most of it is to do with a customer satisfaction survey. Of course, because of the Official Languages Act, which dictates that English and French have equal status, everything on the receipt is in two different languages.
@VeeMeister9212 жыл бұрын
Ellen, please take Amy on more scary groupon trips lol P.S. You are the definition of AWESOME!!!
@xwithluv12 жыл бұрын
OOOMGOOAH ELLEN. ITS 10PM AND I HAVE TWI EXAMS TOMORROW AND U DESTRACT ME ALL THE TIME :DD
@saramartins9512 жыл бұрын
WHY SO BIG!?!?!?! :) LOL love you ellen
@keighleyfaye12 жыл бұрын
Hahah I used to work at BBB, that is hilarious!
@ferrytrailershipper12 жыл бұрын
Ellen forgets that if you buys something in an Apple retail store, they will email you your receipt
@CadyKayy12 жыл бұрын
i work at JCPenney, so for some reason every time ellen says something about JCP i feel like it directly affects me
@philiplu83212 жыл бұрын
Golden Girls.....yeeeey!! you have to invite Betty White again...she's so funny :)
@yummyfood198512 жыл бұрын
I went to Jc Penney today; i bought a belt =) i'm so glad i went there
@GapGirl4412 жыл бұрын
omg i looooove ellen!!!
@Jecaistin12 жыл бұрын
That's A LOOOOOONG RECIPT
@TheBarfungpa12 жыл бұрын
True story Ellen. True story.
@clsy14712 жыл бұрын
There was a draft in the Ellen studio. :P
@moumita_d996 жыл бұрын
Yes nowadays reciepts are terrifically long....its like fot one little item i get a reciept size of my forearm.
@dpukutis12 жыл бұрын
Again weird moment, then they thing they're gotting gifts.
@louiseglasgow8 жыл бұрын
I recently went into a shoe shop in the UK, where they brought the card machine to me while I put my shoes back on, and then took my email address to email me the receipt (there was no physical receipt). Now I know they're just doing that to get my email address and send me lots of ads, but that's why I've got a special email address I give to companies! Although I'm not sure exactly how a return works then - do I have to print of the email, or can I just give them my email address and it comes up on their system?
@zoemiles5258 жыл бұрын
I think u just tell them the email address then it should pop up on their computer system or whatever they have got or have there because that is what my Mom does whenever I go to the Store with her at least tho.....LOL
@prisha87796 жыл бұрын
Just show them the email on you're phone they should scan it
@LittleNelly81512 жыл бұрын
omg lol sooo true about the bed bath and beyond...
@Coolapple20412 жыл бұрын
Bring her back please
@barcode11912 жыл бұрын
Give the Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons to Kristen Bell
@DarkTimeFall12 жыл бұрын
I went on Amazon and typed in Golden Girls Season 1, But I didn't find a taser in the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought"
@MrCatfishhh12 жыл бұрын
hahaha it would be a product placement at the end.
@melomana9112 жыл бұрын
it's just you
@snowybowy212 жыл бұрын
keep uploading :D
@ThatLoisOne12 жыл бұрын
I think Green Day would be great guests Ellen!!
@ambnelson200312 жыл бұрын
This is great. I bought Golden Girls Season 1 and a tazor, not kidding!
@megrastar9012 жыл бұрын
I burn receipts. But Macy's all you need to have is the tag if you want to return an item.
@anonyumus12312 жыл бұрын
MOOSH ARMY WILL DOMINATE
@HBCult12 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious because it is so true!
@socagod121212 жыл бұрын
ellen gets paid nuff money to endorse jc penny but she is the best
@kiely285112 жыл бұрын
ahh i see what you did there ellen ;) good advertising.
@MLBuckProductions12 жыл бұрын
Sears gives the longest receipt. I bought ONE thing there and the receipt was longer than the one Ellen is showing.
@WinterStarLights12 жыл бұрын
i live in canada, it is 3:59 pm, i just came home from school :) its thursday! :) that is so cool how time zones work! :D :D
@JeanneyBravoo12 жыл бұрын
'why so big?!' hahaha
@IamHarryPotterxx12 жыл бұрын
I HAVE SO SO SO MUCH LOVE FOR ELLEN
@Goobian12 жыл бұрын
If it hasn't been too long you can get a refund. They are very good with refunds. I sell on Amazon I know stuff like that. Or you can sign up with a sellers account yourself and list it to sell.
@MichigaanFan12 жыл бұрын
I buy one thing and my receipt is so long
@willypep12 жыл бұрын
Keep the receipt and return the gum, then buy more using the receipt! Unless they steal it from you...
@ystefanie199912 жыл бұрын
"Its the size of a 12 year old child" Thatswhat you think Ellen. Im 12 and Im 5.2 and a half.