lmaoooo

Buy high. Sell low

Idk he has more like an older brother-vibes to me

grandpa *

@croissantcrust literally this

this is the darkest thing i've ever read

reminds me more of the "no copyright intended" youtube days

They say that “not financial advise” because they don’t want to get sued by you when you lose money to ponzi’s like shiba.

I'm stealing this comment it's just prank bro

yeah but hopefully nobody dies from it like "its just a prank bro"

lmaoooo i do this all the time

the difference is you're actually trying to help them tho. scammers purposefully give u the wrong answers to fuck up ya grades and then be like "but idk lol!!!🤭"

literally gotta make sure my bases are covered can’t nobody be mad at me 😂

Wise.

😂😂 on point 👌🏼

LMAOOO

hahahaaa

lmfaoooo fkn stop I had to sign in just to comment how perfect this is

THATS WHAT I WAD THINKING OMFG

from Arizona, can confirm that we've held Cody hostage.

Which is dumb, wait till it goes to its lowest, then buy, it's gonna go back up

Elon Cum Coin 🪙

He didnt say that did he? He only warned about shitty "joke" coins made to scam people

Tbf he wasn’t explicitly saying don’t buy at all. He was saying be careful when buying and by that he means research the fuck out of what you’re buying which is sound advice. If anyone watches this video and still goes out to buy Safemoon or SHIB, they’re fucking morons

@@jsurridge5001 exactly, putting money into things like ETH or ADA when they're low right now isn't bad, it's putting money into some shitty meme coin that people have paid influencers for to promote them and pull a quick rug pull that people should now do.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ns15g6-mzb-rp30.html

stfu with the links

LITERALLY THE PERFECT COMMENT BC UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT JSBSKWBS

he’s prepared i respect that🙏

the window is 100% a screen

Just have a responsible amount of money in BTC & ETH and right now it’s really low so it’s a good time to buy. That’s really the only sound advice anyone could give at this current juncture.

Thank God I’m not the only one lmaoooo

y'all I didn't even know there were other cryptocurrencies besides Bitcoin, I always assumed stuff like Dogecoin was just a meme (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Same

@@CombatOstrich There's about 10,000 listed ones

Fax bro . You know you’re making good money when you have big ass windows. Also he was making fun of LA Range Rover drivers only to become one lmao

@@toby8266 that doesn't take away the fact tat he is smart and an amazing KZfaqr for 3 years now. you are trying your best to put him down so u could feel good about yourself. him driving range rover triggered your ass

@@fatima-jc8do bruh u the only one mad he was makin a joke

@@muemuemue it was a trashy one then

You needed him to tell you this info and call him smart for doing so. More fool you.

right he literally went to DUKE an amazing super hard to get into school in my state

Lolllll

I became an Engineering student cause I was watching a Cody ko vid and he mentioned that he was an engineer

The transition was frictionless

@@sarahubbard2397 QUEEN energy

literally.

Seriously though🤣 If there’s one thing I thought I wouldn’t be learning about on a Monday aftetnoon, it was capitalist scams

Yeah he could talk about anything and I'd listen

Same :/

Same honestly

lol he doesn't even know what he's saying, don't worry about it

@@JunkBondTrader he’s shitting on the scam pump and dump coins as he should, not crypto as a whole get over yourself

Basically the creator of a new coin will message influencers to sponsor them and will either give them money or some of the coin. The influencers will promote the coin on social media and when their fans start buying a ton of the coin, the price of the coin will go up. Once the influencers/creators/early buyers see it start to peak, they sell all of the coin to make a decent profit. This leaves all the fans who bought a bunch of the coin with no money and a worthless coin.

exactly

@@JunkBondTrader sounds like someone who lost money on cumrocket coin

Not my dad.

jokes on you because my dad has never given sound financial advice

In 2012, when bitcoin was sub-$20, I had $6,000 set aside that I was going to invest in bitcoin, and I was told ALL MY LIFE, “Listen to your elders.” So I thought, yea, I’ll do that. My dad was a CPA and later an account manager for fuel contracts for a major power company, and my uncle was a CEO for a major bank in my city for many years. They both said, “It’s too risky, you shouldn’t invest.” I learned, “if it’s tech related, I _CLEARLY_ know better, screw what my elders say.” SMFH... I lost hard.

Never invest what you can't afford to lose, pay your bills, pay yourself, THEN invest. Good luck moon pals

Lol but he literally spit fud on safemoon and used a known scammer that was immediately identified for his bs!

he's at his parents im pretty sure

Cody and Kelsey and some friends were staying at a cabin, I think in Utah or somewhere like that.

@@potato-whiz Yeah they are at the canyons/park city mountain resort in park city

@I care bruh what

@I care wtf

*bonzi tree

He’s Canadian, we’ll let it slide

A genius

Wasn't this on tumblr lmao

“why would i do that” “it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free”

Unless you have no river nearby.....

Get a dictionary homeslice, could do you some good my boi

Lol this comment is so far down

why does this have 22 likes

Launch chode coin I probably won’t buy it but I want news outlets talking about it

no yeah dude for sure

lmfao

...white

he jus needz 2 brush hiz hair

or maybe hez jus fresh out da shower

Lmao

i was thinking the exact same thing LMAO

@@io2147 sammeeeee

7:28

Don’t speak before chodecoin has arisen

Yooo i love ur vids lol

when is Luukcoin

@@TurnUpTheAC63 hey man, thanks!

@@TheCheelik *witty response pending...*

did you mean nick miller ?

Ahoy!

he’s in that bunker lmao

I don’t really get this because I’m not white but I’m imagining it

@@VictorPollo lmao I just geeked 🤣

Sorry grammy but ima bout to win the Grammy award for bein the most ballin in crypto 😎

Ok

Buy doge coin

You mean invest ?

@@elise7492 nah, he means donate

omfggg💀

bruh💀

Fr

I’ve been thinking about this too haha

OMG LMAOO

I’ve worked within the crypto landscape, the technology is legit. I tell people all the time to invest in it (not finance advice lol). If you do research it’s a smart long term investment if your young so props to your coworker

@@Ckproduction03 go outside

@@sarasaeed6349 go make money

@@user-em1ih2ce8w don’t feel like it once again go outside

@@sarasaeed6349 anyone with half a braincell would realize that ckproduction is right...

Lmaoo

Bet those were the most expensive drugs you’ve ever bought nowadays

grandpa of the entire internet**

Ikr he's looking out for us :D

I was the 567 like. 5,6,7

(NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)

Philza Minecraft is the internet father, Cody is the grandpa

Fr, like, I’m smart with my money but I’ve got some extra cash burning a hole in my wallet since so many businesses have been shut down so I’m down for a little Cody based scam.

@@bekkfxst wanna help a man buy some groceries lol? I’m working four jobs cause covid killed my savings.

Agreed

@@eye2eye899 How do you make the time? I'm doing 2 and am still busy about 14 hours a day.

if that day ever came i feel like the world would end.

Amen

Never gonna happen unfortunately

Nope. Not gonna happen.

THANK YOU for noticing this hahahaha

Dude yes. I cackled like an idiot when I heard him say that

“Pons-eye scheme” lol that’s something different entirely, this is just garden variety pump-and-dump

For anyone confused, its PAWN-ZEE scheme.

was about to comment

"no offense"

without prejudice

“My bad”

"im not racist, but..."

"I don't want to be that guy, but"

I'm cackling like a madman

That happened. It was a book written, but ended up blocked from being published (although the company already was starting the PR for it). O.J. Simpson's "If i had done it"

lol no one says that. This bull market is young, and the space is very early. you're clueless if you think crypto is dying. It's barely beginning. Just watch this summer.

Usually, but when government becomes involved that's when you should worry more.

@@JunkBondTrader There is absolutely no way to determine when a market is gonna bloom or drop. That's the whole point. That's why it turns some people into multi-millionaires or into debt. Oh sorry, the only way to determine when a market is gonna bloom or drop is to do insider trading. You don't determine shit, you just know how a market is influenced before the info reach general public. And unless you're a billionaire directly influencing your market or work for the government, you can't do insider trading.

lol it shows he's not a greedy fool, who would stupidly go way off brand shilling crypto? yes a true saint! Or maybe just, not totally foolish.

Grandfather *

Canadian dad

☺️

“Be careful kids”

Kelsey has been real quiet since this comment

Same feeling 🤣

Crypto?

@@nilen it's like i know what he is talking about..but still don't know?

Do ur research on crypto and u will realize it’s a whole new opportunity

you don’t really need to understand crypto to get what’s going on here. people promote these coins so their followers buy them which then increases the value of the coin..the promoter then sells the coin to make profit off of the increase, because of this major sell off the value plummets and leaves everyone else broke. it’s called pump and dump bcus they pump up the value then dump it once they achieve a profit.

Kids

Because lots of people understand celebrities do sponsors for money.. or have a marketing or agent pumping out there advertisements. It's common sense

@@thompson8354 Sponsorships do not (and should not) include having your followers pump financial assets and hold the bag so you can reap personal, huge profits as 99% of these influencers do, directly selling the asset to their followers. It's fraud, not sponsorships.

Put your whole net worth into butt hole coin

Entire life savings into compoopoo money

Ah yes coins... those are like money right🚶‍♀️

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ns15g6-mzb-rp30.html

😐

Haha old guy funny comment

😐

I get it 😭😭 because 😂😂 he's old 🧓💯💯🤣🤣

Yep sums up how I feel about this video lol

r/suddenlygay

he's my father now

Uhhhhhh sugar GAAAAAAY????

..... im gonna steal ur name.... or maybe just tweak it ...im sorry I have to

country boy, i love you, mleehhhhhhh

Damn. Well. It is what it is. Yee yee I guess.

@@nicoleheinzmann8780 yes

Yee yee

howdy

blockchain and crypto wasnt yet conceived back when cody graduated in the 15th century

@@botcore pretty sure Cody graduated in 2013 after blockchain was concieved

@@botcore you're an idiot, Bitcoin has been around for 12 years

@@botcore well considering he graduated in 2012 my point still stands and you are incorrect, probably just mad you bought BTC over 10k lol

@@tombeacher9667 bro you good? you made two replies but somehow still didn't read the last four words of mine: "in the 15th century". cant tell if you're confused about what a century is or what a joke is lol

We all know people think people with money must know something….

underrated af

Noice!!!

Nah his cologne should be

Elon's husk

@CrazyMiles username checks out

I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed lmfao

HAHAHAHAH

IM CRYING NO 💀😭✋

Lol

im crying

came to see if anyone else caught that 😂

Had to open up the phone KZfaq to comment this one myself

Wait....that’s not how you pronounce it?

Yeah the profits are something serio... Wait

damn you like older men, huh? nice!

Checking out (grocery line) or checking them out?? (The men in line). Is it a typo lol

this didn't happen you've never been to trader joe's

oh my god i work at trader joe’s i was ringing up their groceries jesus

A lot of crypto was down to all time lows this weekend. It was the perfect time to invest into big name ones. Bitcoin gained $8k in a day.

@@stephaniehanley1016 indeed it was!! Buy lows, sell highs!

bruh how do you do crypto how do you money, basically i dont get it im so angry smh

True for shitcoins, not for any real coins.

@@stephaniehanley1016 which is all the more reason to stay the fuck away. Its an extremely volatile market that relies on memes and whether or not countries will restrict it. If you hear 15 year olds talking about it, you’re too late and should avoid it at all costs

same. sound wack. i wish we stuck to cash or debit/credit

Same, I always feel like such an idiot when i hear anything about it. You could speak japanese and it would sound the same to me

@@laurahejdukova481 lol pretty much. At this point im just an observer. Who knows how it will play out.🙂

I think it's a very interesting topic and technology but it's not something you really have to look into, unless you're interested in using them.

It's basically nerds trying to make bank off of a currency in the case of bitcoin which is pretty much only good for making illegal transactions. Now some coins do have more practical uses like stellar lumens and hence have been labled stable coins because they are tied to something real financially. Anyone who pretends to understand what will happen with bitcoin(at least within any immediate future) is totally bullshitting.

Ommmg yes 🤣🤣🤣

This is so specific but it weirdly makes sense

What up check mark

@mrballen dude I love you

Didnt expect to see you here 😂

@@pineapplefox3673 he’s a very funny dude!

@@briank8993 thank you!

The worst part about this video for me was how they are using the diamond hand apes stuff. It makes us look bad.

Ponzi scheme Pond's-eye🤣💀💀💀💀💀🤣

r/boneappletea

I’m sorry...pond’s-eye?? You might want to try googling that.

I went right to the comments after I heard that. Never heard anyone pronounce it like that before lmao

Under his eye

I was scrooling through the comments while eating my pringles and took a bite the second I read about them. I was choking lmao

I’m high as hell and I was laughing my stupid ass off

Millenials will be CEOs of those companies soon. This is coming.

finna make this a tweet

@@tophercIaus I’m so excited for this 😂

so true

Currency in general doesn’t provide a service or produce a product (unless you count BoA locking ur card when you buy something at the grocery store you’ve been going to for years), but you invest a lot of time into that to get banknotes and coins that are only valuable bc the government says it is not the actual worth of the product. And for the most part cash is used less frequently nowadays. The big difference is just that it’s decentralized, where usually the government regulates it. But also thats definitely a good reason to be skeptical, also the fact that bitcoin computers use the same amount of energy as the entire nation of switzerland in a year. Its horrible for the environment and also its used for a lot of illicit transactions

Blockchain actually provides plenty of services and will provide even more in the future.

@@zoeg5304 yeah bitcoin is unsustainable by design. If a crypto becomes mainstream, it will be because the technology behind it has improved to fix its current issues. Cheap copies of other blockchains won't last long.

@@zoeg5304 I thinks it's weird how it's kinda shifted from a deregulated coin that will replace the dollar. To some type of investment you hope to make money out of.

Unfortunately this is a shared experience

No

Oh yeah lol. As someone who actually studies finance and conducts research, the amount dumb stuff I hear people say is outstanding. The classic one is when someone calls a cryptocurrency a "stock" even though the word currency is in the damn name.

Yuuup

@@StockerFinance it's easily percieved as a form of stock because the value is so volatile. But it is a new currency trying to solidify a value (which is difficult to do with celebs pump and dumping and folks treating crypto LIKE a stock)

banzai scheme

Meticulously, meditatively shaping and pruning my ponzai scheme over many yrs

@Nessa yeah I don’t buy anything but ETH, BTC, and DASH and have tripled my money. Obviously I didn’t put like half my savings in like some people are doing and the crash kinda hurt me but I’ve still made a net profit. I think crypto can be good to invest in you just have to be careful like any investment and obviously not put too much of your money in

@@awesomesauce5367 Stop. You cannot call pure gambling "a good investment". Let me ask you something, do you think US citizens have US dollars because of "investing"? No, currency is for buying and selling goods in. That's where literally ALL of it's value comes from. For cryptocurrency like Bitcoin, the rampant gambling has destabilized the price so much that buying and selling goods is no longer realistic with it. It has removed value from the coin. And yet, the price goes up and down. Why? Because people THINK others will PAY MORE FOR IT LATER. This again, is pure gambling. The price fluctuation is happening based purely on opinion, not on anything related to the currency or it's usage. It's like ForEx trading but without an actual backing economy to make predictions from, unless you actually use it to buy and sell goods just as you do your local currency (such as the US dollar). Gambling/speculation are NOT investing. That's like saying you're "investing" in the casino when you are just playing slots.

@@kiraPh1234k dude I just buy it when the market crashes and then when Bitcoin doubles I sell. calm down. I bought Bitcoin at 32,000 and sold at 61,000 so I just about doubled my money. it’s pretty easy to do the market cycles a lot and yeah it crashes but you just have to notifications on and if it crashes it’ll let you know and you make the decision to sell or stay. I don’t really give a shit about whether it will replace the dollar or anything I’m just making money and I’ve already made thousands so. It’s not the same as gambling because there’s a clear cycle to if if you understand how it works and have notifications of price fluctuations on

@@awesomesauce5367 "There's a clear cycle" - No, there's speculation that you incorrectly confuse with a "cycle". Again, these price changes are due purely to morons speculating (and no, it's not hyperbolic to call these people morons.). As for doubling your money; Yeah, gambling has high payouts. However, keep in mind you didn't just magically double your money. You took money from other people stupid enough to think that it was an investment. For ever person who makes money through this, there are a great many more losing it. Btw that cycle of telling people to "invest" in something and then selling when they do so is called a "pump and dump" in the financial market. It also seems to be what you're set up doing, in that you're trying to convince people of the same and have alerts set up do when they do "invest", you take their money. There is no actual pattern, just like wearing the same pair of underwear doesn't make your favorite team win. You may think there's a pattern, but there's not. It is pure gambling (though you can increase your odds by embracing the scams like pump and dumping). You're buying on speculation, which is by definition gambling. Speculation is the word we use to describe what you are calling a "cycle", where you are operating based on beliefs instead of deductions to make your decision. And most importantly for everyone: MOST PEOPLE LOSE MONEY BY BUYING CRYPTO -- YOU CANNOT EARN MONEY THIS WAY WITHOUT MANY OTHERS LOSING MONEY, ITS VERY SIMPLE MATH. THIS MONEY ISN'T COMING FROM NOWHERE I guess the funniest part though is that the more money you earn like this, the more likely you are to lose it unless you're very scam-minded. You keep buying when all the scammers sell, assuming there's an infinite supply of suckers to keep losing their money on BTC, and the more you do this the more confident you are that the suckers will never stop. Problem is, the longer you go on the less likely there are going to be surges from suckers. It gets riskier and riskier and then it's too late to get out. Unfortunate as it happens to most of those who make money on there without realizing what the scam is as they never want to get out and the scam will finish. You have the right to spend your money how you choose. But this is gambling and i don't want you misrepresenting that as "investing". You can gamble as much as you like.

@@kiraPh1234k calm down and get a life

that doesnt make you an expert on crypto

Lol yeah he probably knows way more than the average plebeian. But tbh crypto is pretty new and he’s so old that they probably didnt rly teach it much when he was in school since its not important for software engineering

@@zoeg5304 they don't teach it now and probably won't in the near future, at least not at public universities. Can't teach against big banks and the almighty USD.

@@collinthornton3926 they teach block chain in uni

He’s 32

not neccessarily. Coins can develop and take on new utilities as they evolve. Elon has plans for doge. I'm not in Doge, but it's way past a joke at this point.