"You see the way he went through that door?"

"How does it feel to be the prototype" sounds like an insult an android would toss at a real human.

It's hilarious how hard it is to tell what's the insane editing on the video and what's moose's classic strange editing, lol

My brother and I had that last one. The "crush me big monkey" line was trapped somewhere in my psyche that was better left repressed, but we were so excited for jet force Gemini. We played it so much!

Hey all, I'm sorry for the little break in videos! Life got a little busy. I hope you enjoy this look at some Nintendo VHS tapes. I'll be back next time with some brutalfoods!

just want to say that Google's speech-to-text algorithm refuses to transcribe "crush me, big monkey". like, he played that clip at least 5 times and the autocaptions didn't catch it _once._

the “extreme canadian accent” GOT me omg

I think the hand spinning the globe was a parody on news shows that open with a spinning graphic of a globe. It was like it was low budget. Kind of a funny joke actually. Like it was trying to be what you were making fun of it for being.

*"Where's my bananas?!?!"*

UM IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU REWOUND THOSE TAPES BE KIND. PLEASE REWIND

I find it amusing how Sony is some evil thug according to Nintendo, even though Nintendo themselves gave them a reason to be in the industry in the first place. The 90's were tough, man.

You really know how to get me to watch an adspot. Most other channels it's the same copy being read over and over and I just skip them, but I sit through yours for the amazing edits.

The host of the Donkey Kong tape is essentially a lower rent Pauly Shore

So, Ian... *How’s it feel to be the prototype?*

Yo, I also didn't subscribe to Nintendo Power (my parents thought magazines were a scam) and I remember getting a videotape talking about Majora's Mask a few months before its release. I know that because I cut a deal with my mom that if I got high grades she'd buy it for me, and I cried for like a week straight because I got two B's instead of all A's, and she bought it for me anyway because we never said I had to get straight A's. But I watched that thing like a thousand times, so I know I had it in my house.

"you see the way he opens that door?" "nO KIDDIN'!"

Coming back after such a long break? I've not seen such bravery.

I’ve not seen such bravery.

The host for the first video 'Donkey Kong Exposed' is Josh Wolf. He's a pretty funny comedian. Check out his YT channel.

"David Quick Finger" oh my...

god how I hate that "let's slightly shake the camera around and add a color filter and then add random fade to white transition" effect that was so cool in the 90s

“Donkey Kong Country Exposed is a promotional tape that exposed Donkey Kong to countless children across America.” Sounds like a weird Porn Tape of DK exposing his Expanded Dong to kids that got passed around everywhere.

"Jet Force Gemini, which I've never played" STRIKE ONE! "Donkey Kong 64, which I'm not a fan of" STRIKE TWO! You're on thin ice, moose.

That extreme Canadian accent bit destroyed me 😂😂😂 I'm crying bro 😂😂😂

I got the “Hot Newz” tape while at a retro video game store in Texas for free. I asked the guy how much the tape was, and he said that I could just take it

As soon as I opened KZfaq it glitched and automatically opened this video. Looks like it knew what I’m coming for

FHSBDI? So your videos do exist in the same reality! Ianiverse is a thing now. Gerbert bless.

the extreme canadian accent killed me lmao thx from canada

Oh lord, these things. I had the Banjo-Kazooie promo tape back in the day and watched it over and over again like that shit was Empire Strikes Back...now I can’t even get through it without cringing out of existence. It’s funny how easily kids get attached to goofy stuff like this. Yo, the DKC promo vid had some smooth ass music going on at 5:39, I want that track.

1:50 There was also a "Nintendo Club" (or Club Nintendo?), which was separate from Nintendo Power. I think I got a sign-up post card from a Wal-mart display as a kid. They would send goodies about once per quarter. Specific things I remember getting are: - a T-shirt (long since lost/ruined, I've forgotten what it was for) - a Donkey Kong 64 banana N64 controller cover - a Pokemon preview VHS tape Twelve-year-old me absolutely ate up the Pokemon previous VHS. It talked about Red/Blue, the TCG, and the anime with about a 9 minute run-time. I was instantly sold on all three and watched it over and over the day I got it, and would re-watch it every few days until I finally got my hand on the game (along with a Cherry-red Gameboy Pocket)

"Crush me big monkey crush me!" Will haunt me for the rest of my life. Thanks a lot...

Dude you just took me on the most nostalgic trip of my life lol I remember getting all the VHS tapes in the mail and getting super excited seeing them just delivered to my front porch after getting home from school. I think I have a couple left in my attic, the starfox and diddy Kong racing vhs tape.

Why does this moose have to be so brutal? ;_;

That one guy in the first video seems like the kind of guy WWE would have used in the mid-to-late 90s to interview the wrestlers like Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels.

So close to 500k! You got this Ian! Thanks for all you do, man!

I remember the Donkey kong tape showing up at my grandma's house in a box of bootleg vhs tapes. I had no clue where it came from or why it even existed. Thanks Brutalmoose.

Hey man, you're seriously one of my favorite creators. Your vids are always worth the wait imo. Thx for all you do

I had the DK one! Loved Nintendo Power back in the day.

Well worth the wait. Love the vid and the change of pace.

Another great video! I had no idea those tapes existed. They feel so 90s that they are burning my eyes and healing my soul, all at the same time. I love your content!

I miss these! Loved them so much growing up, I even still have this special padded DK 64 controller cover I got with one of these tapes in the mail. Makes your controller look like 3 bananas!

Nintendo should remake some of these and put those skits in the direct, kidnap Reggie and Bill with Sony and Microsoft. It'd be great!

just subscribed to your channel today after seeing the Mystery tape video, loved it and this one love to see more with old school 90s stuff

I love your videos man. Relaxing and just entertaining. You seem like a dude to go out on a pubcrawl and having an awesome time.

This is just so Classic. Thank you, Ian. This is really nostalgic

When Brutal Moose is too young to remember the spinning world before news broadcasts...

amazing vid! i just watched the stream of these a few days ago and the video was even funnier! great work as always

This is a fun, well done, numbah one video. Good shit ma dude. It really brings me back to some good times.

In the early 90's, EVERY VHS promo was required by law to look like a Marky Mark music video. It's true. The 90's were just like that.

I just found your channel today, dude you're hilarious!

Your ad reads are the only ones I actually enjoy watching

What a nice video! It really cheered me up. thanks Moose!

Does VHS work on blu-Ray?

Donkey Kong Country’s story is right up there with Chrono Cross and the Resident Evil games.

I'm just so happy when you upload! Don't keep worrying about whether your video is better than the last one you did, your audience loves seeing you enjoy yourself. That's all you have to do!

Totally takes me back. I graduated high school in the mid 90’s so this is perfect. The website screenshots at the beginning made me laugh. Long live the 90’s

“Did you see the way he went through that door?” 😂😂

One of the best channels on KZfaq. Never stop making content, Ian

honestly I was having A very Terrible day, but seeing a BrutalMoose Video is a special thing to see in my suggested box is always a welcome thing, one of the only shows on youtube that I watch that actually feels like the comedy is not super forced, or changing who you are to be funny, Honestly along with a friend that streams on Ian is my favorite KZfaqr/Streamer here a real down to earth guy and totally unique to his craft, thanks Ian if you read this know you are doing great and know that you are making at least one Kid happy as hell from your Videos

there is nothing quite like the rush i get when you upload a new video and i know im going to get the blessed opportunity to travel through time with you in your time travel car like in an 80s movie for weenies

I actually had the DK and N64 ones, and watched them over and over. They definitely did not age well....

Back in the 90's i had a german tape that advertised the N64 and the most common games. It featured two military guys (in voice only), talking about all the advanced features of the console. watch?v=ycP-q4OIFko I remember watching it over and over again because it showed how you can get on the roof of peach's castle.

As a man of culture I have a JFG tattoo, a friend gifted me that last tape he found in his parents house. I converted the tape to the best quality I could get out of it (near perfect TBH thanks to a super fancy VHS player I thrifted) and THAT is how I eneded up having one of my subs message me and recommend I check out your channel... I've been here for months now! Bravo!

Man, Ian I missed your videos! Glad to have you back in 2019.

I believe i remember watching the DK country tape as a kid, and i was hoping to see it again someday. Now i'm really glad i found this video.

That kurama figurine, NICE! FHSBDI better be a reacurring character XD

I love this. Great work as usual Moose.

I'm so happy you made a video on these I loved the live stream of you watching all of them

This is somehow the most 90s thing to ever 90s in the 90s

I remember these tapes like it was yesterday, I thought they were the coolest when I was a kid 🤣😂😂

I loved this! Good to see you back! DSC needs to hire you to do all their advertising lol -- the longer stream of watching these promo tapes is also really funny (check out his other channel)

I was literally JUST watching the old Lego island videos wonder when you were gonna post again! Stoaked!

I was just checking last night because I wondered if I missed the newest vid, good to see you back dude

The punker guy looks like a younger version of you, Ian.

Dear GOD this took me back! I had ALL of these VHS tapes as a kid, including some other ones like the Banjo-Kazooie promo! Was always super excited when these came in the mail :) I remember loving the Diddy Kong Racing promo but I also remember hating the Star Fox one. Being an overly sensitive and timid kid, I actually got pretty upset watching them torture the Mario doll, so I only ever watched that one once XD Thanks for resurrecting these videos so we can see them again! Good times and good memories :)

The only one I had was the Change the System. I watched it so many times. Thanks for the memories Ian!

I'm honestly surprised at the fact that you still have less than 1M subs. This guy deserves more.

"I can do a lot of stuff with Mario." Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

I discovered you in 2018, but you've been around for awhile. It's a shame you don't have more subscribers. You've got great, polished content. Thanks for the update. 🍇

I love how your channels constantly doing different and unique reviews all the time

the shaky camera work really sells it

brutalmoose is legit the only channel i drop everything i'm doing whenever they upload because i know the vid will be solid. keep up the good work :)

Ian that jumper is adorable it looks like you got it for Christmas and it's your new favourite and I'm here for it

So close to 500k ! CONGRATS IAN!

*Makes fun of extreme canadian accents* Hey, Brutalmoose, I'm not your buddy, guy.

Is it just me or does the main host character of the donkey Kong country vhs feel like a 90s Jake Paul?

The host is somehow both indifferent and over enthusiastic about Donkey Kong Country at the same time. That's why he's so baffling imho

I’ve been waitingggggg sooooo long for thisss

ah man i have that last tape, somewhere in a box. wow thats awesome. Jet Force Gemini was a great game.

My eyes lit up when i saw you uploaded!

its been a long time since ive been updated on any new brutalmoose videos. this look sure is a departure from the previous clean cut look

That Donkey Kong tape is still in my box of tapes, with that fetching box. I got it at a Nintendo event in a Walmart parking lot as a kid along with a copy of Virtual Bart cause the organizer took pity on me. It got me so hype for DK that it was the first game I ever pre-ordered in a store and played the hell out of. Good youthful memories, thanks Brutal.

"the exciting rumble pack"

16:55 this dude got some weird kinks

Your videos are hilarious. Your editing is even better.

The Donkey Kong dude is Josh Wolf...He is a stand up comic, crony of Chelsea Handler and was on an episode of "my name is Earl"....

Reminds me of TV programme “Dendy - the new reality” that was sponsored by Russian console manufacturer whiich we had back in the 90ties.

always a good day when brutalmoose uploads

I remember owning a Banjo-Kazooie VHS video years ago. It was just a narrator briefly talking about each of the worlds that Banjo and Kazooie had to explore before confronting Gruntilda and rescuing Tooty. In which it ends by showing other N64 games that were coming out like Turok 2, Killer Instinct, and a Conker game.

I will forever have a soft spot in my heart for these early gaming promo videos. You just can't match the cheese that's been pumped into them. And it's not just Nintendo. Tons of companies have these kind of videos floating around. I highly recommend that people just turn their brain off and dive into 90's gaming promos. So bad yet so damn good.