Hey all! Sorry for the brief delay in videos. Took a trip home to Texas, and also had to move apartments! I worked on this video while doing all that, if it seems a bit scattered that's probably why. I should be back to regular upload speed now, though! Feel free to send me some video ideas! Movies, food, games, or anything else you'd like to see me do! I'm ready to make some cool videos in this new apartment. Thanks for watching!

Clearly the whole family was cursed because they didn't say "hi" to the fairies like Mom told them to.

Dead grandma was Malcolm McDowell the whole time. Think about it, he had to do his job.

20:07 Shoutouts to the fairy king for bumping his head on the doorframe but playing it off like he's reacting to sunlight

Dad: Doc, I think I'm sick. (Doctor gives Dad a skateboard) Doctor: Prove it.

how did you manage to fit so perfectly in such a tiny-looking box? are you a fairy, ian? are you the fairy king?

Dad seems to be getting down with the sickness

I actually met Corbin Bernsen (the dad with the sickness) at my local comic con yesterday. He was super cool. When I brought up this movie he just said wow I guess that is still around. Lol

I really enjoyed this review, you had me cracking up through the whole thing. I was Evie in the movie. The script was originally about Aliens and was COMPLETELY different. But, the company who took on the film thought it would be too scary, so they changed it to fairies. They had the writer edit the script about 40 times, and this is the bad result. The Producer thought he'd have to cut a lot for it to make sense, but it did the opposite. We also filmed a scene in the hospital with Grandma who died. The producer thought it was too traumatizing so they cut it out. We shot the film in South Africa and had venomous snakes slithering between the camera man and 1st AD. Also there were monkeys in the trees and peacocks making their way right outside my "bedroom" window screaming during scenes. "Kyle" actually auditioned with me, he was a boy on my brother's soccer team who did a lot of acting, and did some good films after Fairy King. I made friends with the ducks in the pond, on set, and 50 of them would come over when I called. It was a magical experience and the house was amazing. There were tiny pocket dome rooms that would be painted with Fairies on the walls.

GOLD DOESN'T FLOAT

He probably caught The Sickness™ by eating floor cheese

"Townspeople" were the villain in a bizarre number of 90s kids film

20:41 " I'm glad we freed the goblins..." WHAT GOBLINS?!?!

"Bike."

If Malcolm McDowell's filmography on a children's DVD lists Caligula, then I think it's worth it.

I have a cold and keep coughing... or it could be... The Sickness™

He's got a beautiful mane of hair. I want him to keep it forever.

Excuse me did he say "im so glad the GOBLINS get to go home"

Bootleg live action Ferngully

I swear I thought the boys hat said sex for the whole video and I was wondering why Ian didn't mention it

"tests found no trace of the sickness in his body" *down with the sickness plays*

Everyone knows Tuna Noodles are real and not fairies.

Holy shit, you have long hair like you did a few years ago. Damn, remember that Bully review? Feels like yesterday.

For some reason I'm getting flashbacks to troll 2...

why does malcolm mcdowell appear in films you'd never suspect him being in I mean clockwork orange..... .....The Fairy King

Holy shit! Your hair is majestic as fuck. The review was okay, I watched it all through for your voice and your Jesus levels of majestic hair.

What kind of frozen food is this? looks strange

If nothing else about this movie is that great, I actually think "The Fairy King of Ar" has a very nice ring to it for a title.

Hope all goes well with the moving, It can be stressful as heck - look forward to seeing the new place boi

Brutalmoose is the best part of Sundays

god level editing my dude

I like the part where this KIDS MOVIE has a filmography section so those same kids who just watched this FILM FOR KIDS can go discover other great classics! Such as Caligula and A Clockwork Orange! Lmfao.

how dare this family have my last name.

I guess Kyle is related to Mary from the Oregon Trail 2, after all he looked like he almost drowned in around 2 feet of water. Was Grandma really Mary? Oh my god I blew my own mind.

"Oh my God, Malcolm McDowell is grabbing children." That is now the best line I've heard all week!

Warning everyone, there's a jump scare at the very start to the video.

4:31 "I'm the caretaker here." you mean the KID taker! ahahahahahha I'm so sorry

Oh god. I'm 30 seconds in, and i've already almost spit out orange juice everywhere. This is going to be great. Edit: I was not disappointed whatsoever.

The parts when you reenacted the kids voice killed me.

It took me half the video to realize that the dad is Shawn's dad from Psych.

ian died on his way back to his home planet

Holy shit, when you called that kid Jimmy Neutron, I was thinking, "I don't think it's that--" But then, I saw it. That poof. The cowlick. The 3-mother-fucking-foot-tall hair. It was then, that I knew.... My hair just got topped by a kid in a fucking Jimmy Neutron wig.

IT'S BACK! I have had this as my youtube homepage for a few years so whenever i open youtube, Ian's always there suprising me from a box. I missed it whilst it was taken down.

The dad in this film is the Dad of Shawn Spencer in Psych! CRAZY! Ps. Thanks for being so awesome Brutalmoose! We love ya! 🍕❤️

GodDAMN he has good hair

Tuna noodle my favourite!

It's back up!! yaay! Rejoice!

The dying dad sounds like Krusty the Clown laughing.

IAN I love your editing! It's so fucking hilarious.

I love your editing BrutalMoose!

This movie is like some ungodly hybrid of Disney Channel and Pan's Labyrinth.

20:09 Nobody gonna mention the Fairy King bonked the top of his crown on the mine entrance and had to grab his mask to keep it from falling off?

Dude that's the dad from Psych, Corbin Benson! Watching it knowing it was him made it a little more funny haha

You know, I've only just recently begun to appreciate the editing style. The subtle sound effects, the morphing, the old kinda VHS filters, it's all very nice and gives it that extra bit of silliness that I like. It's at that perfect spot where it isn't too silly and becomes annoying, but just enough to be funny whenever I catch little quirps.

Yay, video is available in my region again!!!

Your editing and hand motions are top notch. I'm loving the style you've gone with recently.

Wow, it's like you are a mind reader. I was really having a bad day and thought, "I could really use a new brutalmoose movie review.." And then I heard the notification go off and bam. Love it! Np on the delay. I hope you had an awesome time and loving the new apartment! Thanks again for making my day, Ian. You are seriously one of the top 3 people I look forward to on YT anymore and thats saying something..

Comedy 101: Repeat the lines "I found gold" and "What is it?" indefinitely

WHY DOES IT HURT

Your hair has gotten so luscious since the last time I watched your videos

Each glance at your hair reminded me how far I am from straight woah. The food reviews are really great, and damn your editing is A++++++++++

at least this tastes better than lunchables pepperonis

Your editing has gotten like crazy good. This video was one of your best yet! Your editing makes everything hilarious!

You seriously deserve way more subscribers your videos have variety and your editing is really good i think it fits the style of youtube perfectly

12:38 I afraid there is no easy way to say this, your Husband is _down with the sickness..._

Your editing has been fantastic lately, I love all the highlighting of otherwise subtle details. I can tell you're having fun, and that makes it fun for me :)

I've watched this video many times and I just now understood something fairly obvious about the story. The story book talks about giants and that weird being in the well isnt very big, but it was being told from the perspective of the fairies so evil Jimmy Neutron is one of the giants/goblins they're referring to.

We love your videos and the editing makes us laugh constantly. Always look forward to your next instalment.

Not even a few minutes in, and already the grandmother is butchering Irish mythology....yup, this is gonna be a good one...

I love the editing on your videos man. Like those little creek noises when you move the mic, or the "easy" quick button, or the "I found a gold mine" bit. Its kinda surreal, but really funny.

Trust me, I was distracted by the boom mic.... HAHAHAHA -Evie

My new favorite Brutalmoose quote "Oh my God, Malcolm McDowell is grabbing children."

H E ' S V E R Y S I C K

omg isn't the dad also the dad on psych

I just love the editing in your videos so much! It always makes me smile. X)

RIP Whatever The Hell The Dad's Name Was "Cough, Cough" He Had The Sickness

This entire movie plot is a mixture of Fablehaven and The Spiderwick Chronicles, but in an alternate universe with real fairies, Henry Spencer, and young Shawn from Psych. Idk how to feel about any of this information.

Some good brutalmo if you ask me; even better than tuna noodle.

I have to say I love the quality of videos you produce. With each video I find myself laughing to myself (which is very rare with KZfaq videos nowadays)

Just found your channel today through a Kid Cuisine video. Man, you're truly a gem of youtube entertainment, love your content, keep up the great work

Rip Dual Blackout curtains, Hard wood wall, Sleek beige paint, and fitting yellow lamp in the corner. You all will be missed

Can you make a DIY video on the necklace that the fairy king had on pls. I'm asking for a friend.

i absolutely love your editing style and sense of humor, the little clapping at the end of hand movements and little adjustments is hilarious to me. as well as the reoccurring gags like tuna noodle and PIZZA PIZZA. also your hair looks extraordinarily clean in this video. keep up the good work, proud of u

13:33 Did he just beam away?

'Brutalmo'

Gotta love how Ian's haircut has gone full circle

Malcolm McDowell was in Clockwork Orange.

11:57 “You fear to go into those mines…the dwarves dug too greedily and too deep…you know what they awoke in the darkness of Thrazad-Düm…shadow and flame…”

The dad got that H3H3 cough

Was that a 3ds he pushed off his desk? And was it okay?

Also, can I just say, that was by far the best intro for one of you videos I've ever seen. Even the Manly Muscles commercial can't top it, and I don't say that lightly. I've watched this video several times over for the intro alone.

What an exciting boom mic.

14:56 his hat says Sex.

I love how they have to pad Malcolm McDowell's filmography with an interview he did about Stanley Kubrick.

Well, glad to have another video from you Ian, and welcome back to Texas. Feels like a lot of KZfaqrs I like are moving to Texas. Hope you get back on being situated.

I literally paused Rifftrax part way through because I suddenly realised "Oh, this is that film Brutalmoose did a video on that one time!" and had to come rewatch this.

WUAUAUAO -D. Eisenhower upon inventing the atom bomb, 1945

I remember my mom getting this for me because I was huge into fairies growing up. As soon as the monster fairy thing comes on screen I started to cry so I never got to finish the movie. Nice to finally know the ending.

Please, unless you find something you enjoy more, don't stop making videos. Your humor is unique and really great. It's nice to see something different on you tube, so Thank you!

The fucking editing in these videos cracks me up. This channels great.