We are in simulation where we are run by a 14 year old football manager😂😂😂

Please never call me baby girl ever again 😂😭

Cursed position at chelsea might just need a cursed player to fix our striker needs 😂😂

We have a striker with one of the worst conversion rates in europe, so our board thought it would be a good idea to bring in ANOTHER striker that has an equally atrocious conversion rate who can't finish to save his life? Sack the whole recruitment team immediately😭

Darwin and Jackson. What a pairing. They could both be fumbling and missing alternative chances together, or bring on one for the other, to continue the nightmare.

No way. Nunez is the Uruguayan Timo.

2 power stones combine to be a finishing gem.. One of the best example of why I follow you Yan. 💙💙💙

Jackson’s newly shaved head may be his superpower

"Baby girl"? I feel so "Diddy'd" right now. 😂

CFC Sports Directors are not from this planet Earth for considering that Liverpool player. This is just disturbing???

Two wrongs don't make a right...

People forget Drogba was a lot like Darwin Nunez between 04 and 06. He was a wrecking ball that caused havoc and not a cold blooded finisher. He missed a lot of sitters and was laughed and even jeered by some Chelsea fans Infact I remember him scoring a goal off his knee vs Arsenal in 2005 and arguing with the fans instead of celebrating. People have re written history that Drogba was a 30 a season clinical striker. He was not, he had 2 elite seasons and other than that was more a big game player than a goal machine

I just woke up😂 this better not be click bait

need, enzo, reece, nkunku and wes fit for next season. hope they spend all off season getting ready

Nunez is essentially a mirror image of Jackson, we dont need another high intensity low output striker. We need a finisher, someone that can actually finish some of the plethora of chances we create. Id rather go after Kane, Watkins, Toney, Oshinem or some young lad no one knows

You'll be surprised Nunez will be 300 times better than Jackson

Winstanley and Stewart: Daddy Boehly, we want Darwin Nunez. Boehly: we have Darwin Nunez at home. Darwin Nunez at home: Nico Jackson 😂

Most chances missed: Haaland 30 Nunez 26 Jackson 20 Watkins 20

i feel bad for osimhen. He obviously wants chelsea and after all the fans, drogba and mikel whos begged him just for the owners to go ahead and buy nunez...

Morgan Rogers was at Middlesbrough, scored against us in the cup at the Bridge, think he was out of the City Academy.

Love the intro music

I WUD HONESTLY TAKE NUNEZ.. THE GUY LOVES TO SHOOT.. BEST BELIEVE HE WILL GET IT RIGHT SOON AN BECOME ONE OF THE DEADLIEST STRIKER IN THE GAME.. PLUS HE HAS A FANTASTIC WORK ETHICS

Nunez is talented... But if you gona pay 100 mil for Nunez, why not pay the same for Osimhen? Honestly, rather get an unknown 15 year-old for 30 mil, than Nunez for 100 mil.

I like a quality that nunez has, and that's that he likes to shoot, he takes several shots each game, whilst I'm skeptical of signing him, if he is able to get the shooting right, he can be a really good striker. I would prefer someone like solanke or isak, from other prem clubs, perhaps even julian alverez from city.

YAN I miss the early days and your cool cat shirt 👕 Much love from Australia

Rodgers is that guy from Middlesbrough who scored against us in the EFL CUP

Yann what mic do you use pls?

Darwizzy babyyyyyy

I actually don't even care about Jackson missing chances. I don't like his attitude and the way he carries himself.

What website do you use for line ups?

Nunez - Jackson - Werner Name me a better attack 😀😀😀

Rahim Sterling played for pep 2018/19 to 20 as the force 9 and he looks so good why don't we try him and put Jackson on the wing

The thing about Sterling is, off late he has started trying to combine with the team more instead of being selfish, if he passes when it makes the most sense to pass and make ball carrying runs, only when it makes sense, would actually probably do well.

This club is right now in the mud but only if we knew for how long will this be....

The likes of Nunez, could even tie DG boots laces, let alone others going back to my early days of Osgood and even Dixon

I would pray and fast for Nunez I love him, I always tell my Liverpool friends about him

If they call up Enzo for the Copa I'm going to be pissed. Need to let him heal all the way to pre-season.

"the fact that we would turn to him""😂😂😂😂😂yan you are best😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Ice ice, baby

Never seen Petrovic get angry - yell.... I like him - he's better than Kepa & Sanchez for sure. To command that position used to be a thing.

Chris Wood, do it

I would play Jackson on the left and put Washington up front. With corney at the ten.

Plot twist: That's the nurse at the hospital in the photo of Enzo. Just kidding, it's his long-time girlfriend now wife Valentina.

Palmer back, same double pivot that we cooked Everton with, players and Poch fired up to prove themselves after the Arsenal defeat. I'm feeling rather positive about this game as long as Badiashile doesn't start. (At this point I'd genuinely rather see Malang Sarr start for us. This just really isn't Badiashile's season.) I have to agree that Disasi is weirdly good at RB. Not good good but just much better than you'd expect him to be. Totally fine with leaving out Noni and I love the idea of starting Carney. Sterling start is alright as long as we don't wait too long on getting him out should he have a bad game.

Nunez would be phenomenal at Chelsea. I honestly think he has a better all-around center forward game than Haaland. Liverpool would be crazy to sell him.

😢omg this club !!

Yes yes yes we lv it

Nico Jackson has become the footballer version of Rory Jennings.

Icl I think palmer CF and Nunez ST, Sterling left and Jackson on the right can’t go backwards.

I'd take Nunez over their fascination with another injury prone player in Olise. Rather have neither tbh

You have the best chelsea content 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

Casadei played well on loan but has made key mistakes in games where we have lost or drawn Man City he didn't block the ball and allowed Rhodri to score He needs another loan and he needs to shut down players quicker and so does Badiashile since coming back

I swear this ownership is trying its absolute best to piss us off, this can't be by accident

I’m sorry there’s no reason in the world why Washington hasn’t received more starts this season. Or even try Mudryk at ST

Hey just watched the JT interview with Simon Jordon, JT for next Chelsea manager, not necessarily right now, because still want Poch given time to work with players he wants

I actually really rate Nunez. I like his play style. Obviously just his finishing is all over the place. But with a good striker coach he could be better overall than haaland imo.

Nunez would be awesome for us just strap in and enjoy the ride 😅mark my words

An experienced CB and chance taking Osimhen would be amazing, I’d happily sell Badishile Sterling, and Jackson for that to happen if it was possible

At least Nunez takes shots

Gusto played on the right against Everton - and we are paying Villa - not Everton!

These Chelsea losses have done u bad brav, u on ur hippy swag 💯😅😅😅

You should pick our teams, Yan. We would have been humiliated so badly if your team started last time. We need wingers who can defend, a 10 who can be a playmaker and a midfield not carrying injuries.

We need a strike that can play with their back to goal and is a clinical finisher. Jackson is not that type of striker. You have said it before he is better suited for wing play. So he can get run at players. We should have kept Borja to a lease have another option. Nukuku will do it some day. Who should we buy? I obviously want Osimhen. Thoughts on Marcus Thurman? Great content as always

Nice hairstyle bro

2-2 at best lowering my expectations

The fact both Jackson and Nunez are missing massive chances shows me two young guys are getting the chances but not yet converting like Kane. I believe they both have higher ceilings than Arry I’m 60 this year but am prepared to let it cook just wait believe and all will prevail

Torres was British transfer record at the time £50 million

NOOO YAN JUST NOO 😢

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We should not be signing a player that is showing obvious signs of inconsistency in front of goal.

Cole Palmer and Gusto signings were an anomaly. Decisions to sign Sterling, Mudryk, Badiashile, Sanchez, Lavia, Caicedo and not signing a competent striker are more representative of Chelsea. Darwin signing would be more of the same. Poch hasn’t made them better. Chelsea’s got the blues.

we do not need to even tlk about Nunez

OUR ONLY OPTION NOW IS TOWNEY

At least Nunez shoots a lot and gets in good positions. I actually think he's decent is only getting better 👍

I think we could fall anywhere between a 5-0 win or a 5-0 lose 🙄

Torres scored that champs goal from his own mistake, he tried to run out with the ball running into Barca lost it Barca got back the ball Chelsea was under pressure Torres didn’t track which was wise for for the goal and defensively…..then Ashley got the ball put his right foot through it and Torres was free on goal it turn out to be a good story

Might actually works

I rate Darwin,sometimes he misfires but he has confidence, unlike Jackson.

Yan do not call me baby girl again I’m sat here with my hairy chest out being called a baby girl only to go and find out we want to buy the Uruguayan timo werner!

4.1 villa I got.

This is funny 😂 we bought Mudryk for 88mill and 43mill for Jackson

@Football Therapy - how long can Mudryk be undercoached?

Enzo - Argentina Caisedo - Ecuador Darwin - Uruguay Yes they are latinos but I dont think its that well known that rivalries are pretty big between south american countries. It could make it pretty awkward the more different personalities we put in there

I’d play cucurella at right back again with chilly on the left if availbable

Let's hope Gutso and James comes back

Nunez is a star in the making. He’s not an elite finisher but he will get there. Stop dumping on him.

Harry Kane for 10 M more !!

NUNEZ!! I'd take him for a decent price- have a feeling her would cook at Chelsea!

Timo Werner = The Essential Distraction

I would take Nunez to be honest

Acheampong right back and Chalobah with Silva

Lol jackson snd Nunes up top 🤣

😂😂 I agree lets combine the two goal flops and see what will happen

You can start 8 attackers, there is no system nor chemistry.

So what would you change now that Sterling and chukwumeka are out to.

Yan, no one knows in our hierarchy how to manage the recruiting directors in the Prem, we have recruited 2 guys on data, with no consideration of application and whether they could gel and how they would deal with recruitment in a (used to be ) top six club. They are like kids in a sweet shop, gone next season if there is no improvement

I would take Nunez in a heartbeat for the right price. Idk what that price is though

wait till you see that sterling and carney are injured 😭😭😭

Chukwuemeka is out injured

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