@baileymorgan635 Жыл бұрын
How far away are the stars? Lmfao why is that so fkn funny to me right now
@MajinMuu 4 жыл бұрын
Actually male mosquitoes don't drink blood its the females sorry i had to
@grahamlopez6202 4 жыл бұрын
What do the males drink?
@coolguytrt8935 4 жыл бұрын
Cow blood
@grahamlopez6202 4 жыл бұрын
@@coolguytrt8935 I was hoping he'd say cognac
@grahamlopez6202 4 жыл бұрын
@steven Best so they do or dont drink cognac?
@grahamlopez6202 4 жыл бұрын
@steven Best ah cmon man, this is important information! What if I have mosquitos over to my house? What do I serve? Cognac? Champagne? Rosé? Moose blood? Frog spit?
@rarab.2311 4 жыл бұрын
"Donating? I thought we were getting paid!!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 he cheap ass hell
@Law10205 2 жыл бұрын
I love how mort sucked in some air with that blood
@I-likeEatingUranium 12 күн бұрын
Oi Oi oi
@justinkubusch1336 2 жыл бұрын
Mort must have had a massive heart attack after this
@burntnutz69 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@IllicitGreen 4 жыл бұрын
but after a month in captivity, all he did was wait for food
@CR-ef4op 4 жыл бұрын
0:14 *puts it at the right camera angle Zoom: ima bout to end this mans whole career
@njd9143 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard" 💀 💀 💀
@xZippy Жыл бұрын
"You _have_ to, you're my butler!"
@DarkGamerBS 2 жыл бұрын
"yAgort" best stewie quote ever
@shalashaska9946 2 жыл бұрын
The baby's maniacal laugh is gold
@user-vo5xc8qr3o 8 ай бұрын
He said I love you
@cabzacity8353 4 жыл бұрын
1:19 what your looking for
@alecher1560 4 жыл бұрын
GS Veteran your a good man
@jokerinthebronx Жыл бұрын
I love how Tom Tucker absolutely ends that cameraman's career without even breaking character! We need to get Seth McFarlane to cover actual news as Tom Tucker.
@Glamourgal76 Жыл бұрын
4:36 Peter eats 🍪 in 🛌 like Ernie😅
@robertjoseph5206 2 жыл бұрын
When Stewie was high off the cough syrup LMFAO 😆
@cecilliali6858 2 жыл бұрын
it's actually drunk. Because it's alcohol.
@gameralien9076 4 жыл бұрын
Who ever reads this, comment Happy New Year.
@pollex. 4 жыл бұрын
No
@carleshanorfleet4326 4 жыл бұрын
Gamer Alien zdhvvvfghjjjjhui
@TheDragonBeast101 4 жыл бұрын
@@pollex. spinel are you mad because pink diamond left you alone in the garden for hundreds of years?
@annaexists7894 4 жыл бұрын
Thx
@Batmanfun-ie4mw 2 жыл бұрын
@Taha Bakir yea he was
@MacaldaReye 2 жыл бұрын
0:14 I feel like the uploader could learn from this
@blablabla9781 4 жыл бұрын
I put my shoes on the wrong feet 🤣🤣
@MaxwellVrooman 2 жыл бұрын
Paul Revere actually isn’t the hero of that day he actually got captured about an hour into his journey he only had just enough time to warn the next rider after that he was soon captured the worst part is he wasn’t even looking at the white lanterns lanterns on the church for completely unrelated to what he was doing he just got lucky with the signal was still right
@thecensoredmuscle563 2 жыл бұрын
How does Revere getting captured make Revere less of a hero? The guy accomplished the job at the risk of getting captured.
@MaxwellVrooman 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 He got caught an hour into his journey and imagine how long it would take him even by horseback to get to all the cities well villages but you know what I mean at most he saved one village but that’s nothing if the rest are free just go rescue that one Village
@MaxwellVrooman 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 he didn’t even look at the right signal of how they were dating he got lucky that he was still right which well one mistake like that can cost freedom
@thecensoredmuscle563 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaxwellVrooman but the guy didn't get it wrong, whether Revere guessed or not, it was still correct. That's entire situation is what makes that instance with Revere so awesome.
@MaxwellVrooman 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 OK I will put you in this scenario say someone is driving a truck with a vast amount of medicine that is going to revolutionize everything we know about science and he only gets an hour into his journey and then the truck gets captured if he delivered it he was a hero but he didn’t because he got captured and I were in his journey yes we’re polar bear there’s others so I wasn’t a failure but if he was the only one we would be screwed and again luck doesn’t make you a hero it makes you lucky I gotta put a gun to my head and pull the trigger if I don’t die I’m not a hero or amazing I’m stupid and got real lucky
@donnielindon1015 2 жыл бұрын
Be safe out there.
@c.roosenberg9167 2 жыл бұрын
Drunk Stewie is the best Stewie
@AmirGTR 2 жыл бұрын
As a loan officer I find that part VERY relatable
@Hyla_Ninjutsu 2 жыл бұрын
I got a friend named amir
@SinfolCat 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hyla_Ninjutsu good for you
@SinfolCat 2 жыл бұрын
loan officer :)
@AmirGTR 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hyla_Ninjutsu so do I 😂
@Hyla_Ninjutsu 2 жыл бұрын
@@AmirGTR You both have the same name! Haha
@kanyepepper9977 2 жыл бұрын
4:08 has to be one of the absolute worst cutaways in Family Guy history
@FireHeart947 2 жыл бұрын
i think its kinda funny how creepy it is lol
@legionofgod6691 2 жыл бұрын
The sounds 😂
@josmclove4426 2 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm so this is what Lil Wayne keeps almost dying from"🤣🤣
@Probst_Wyatt_III_1928 4 жыл бұрын
This is how much they say (surprise) for a Family Guy, Simpsons, and other for a video title
@christopheracosta2043 2 жыл бұрын
1:19 For those waiting to see
@jumpieva 4 жыл бұрын
"I already ate 2 wedding cakes" wtf Peter
@Louise-wk5yf 23 күн бұрын
The Sandman 😂
@Cradd5 2 жыл бұрын
Stewie drank lean
@cangas420 2 жыл бұрын
stewie will do lean after this
@poloska9471 2 жыл бұрын
“Like “Yay Jews!” or “Boo Jews!” - depending on where you stand on Jews…”
@onelamemuthafucka4096 Жыл бұрын
Bro stewie's scenes in this episode take me out
@MonkeO.O 4 жыл бұрын
I literally have no idea what this is anymore
@trollge_humanoid7874 2 жыл бұрын
Eh not enough zoom, I can almost tell what’s going on.
@josukefrthistime Жыл бұрын
Why does every video you post always have the word "surprise" in it?
@KingQwerty 2 жыл бұрын
Microsoft is in fact, very cookie based
@davethm75 2 жыл бұрын
yeah sometimes i wish i could give blood but 1. i am deathly afraid of needles. 2. i hate the sight of my own blood in high amounts and 3. if i give a pint or 2 of blood i will likely knock the hell out.
@thecensoredmuscle563 2 жыл бұрын
If you ever do, make sure you eat and drink before. Or else you'll be sweating and feeling extremely sick for the next hour or so. I felt like that when I was getting my blood checked. It only lasted about 15 minutes for me, but I didn't get the amount taken that you get when donating.
@brendajohnprincess4698 2 ай бұрын
This cheapest show is amazing but I don’t like that my phone got because I’m a❤️
@mr.memes_yt1770 4 жыл бұрын
Who makes these titles
@datemasamune2904 2 жыл бұрын
Love how this episode’s plot went from a blood drive, all the way to opening a cookie store, and then into a strip club. 🤣
@bossboss2979 4 жыл бұрын
I was um three and experienced the earthquake
@User-pd5k 3 ай бұрын
Удачи в делах на складе 💕💚💙🤍🖤🎁!
@lumityforever 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Peter hatie has been lost for a long time
@harrisceric233 11 ай бұрын
How much does healthcare cost in usa
@ventura6154 4 жыл бұрын
_______ has a surprise for _________
@uncleuncle4428 4 жыл бұрын
One she said take one
@spaceclan6501 2 жыл бұрын
Family guy predicts Haiti volcano
@loremipsum3625 5 ай бұрын
What's the song in 4:25?
@mastermonarch 2 жыл бұрын
Dudley Moore
@jackvr1181 4 жыл бұрын
This comment has a surprise for the person reading it
@ProfessionalGrub 2 жыл бұрын
Stop zooming in unecessary!!!!
@kompatybilijny9348 2 жыл бұрын
Why "European diapers" are supposed to be like this?
@gabrielbaynunn2418 2 жыл бұрын
It's a joke!
@kompatybilijny9348 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielbaynunn2418 I know, but I do not know why are they supposed to be like this. What is the context? Why not African/Asian diapers for example?
@doumaslefteye5441 2 жыл бұрын
00:23 camera angle changes
@patrickneil7820 4 жыл бұрын
Uhh what surprise did the nurse thing have for lois?
@MT-xt 2 жыл бұрын
yes! what was it?
@Ocbfr23 4 жыл бұрын
actually incorrect paul revere was not the man that warned the people he was captured and somebody he had told went to concord to spread the news pauls revere never made it to concord
@nm-cp4ck 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, but William Dawes isn't nearly as cool of a name; and Revere did warn John Adams and Hancock, Lexington, and the head of the militia. He wasn't captured until after he warned several key officials, and was even released a few hours later, allowing him to run to Lexington in time to witness the battle
@blitzrodeo7848 2 жыл бұрын
can you stop shrinking the screen
@lisakelly5025 4 жыл бұрын
*Meg! Why are you ho-coming this fall to every network*
@user-vo5xc8qr3o 8 ай бұрын
I hate that school!
@stewiegriffin2337 2 жыл бұрын
*yOuR nOt fOr kIdS
@steverybicki9764 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you fake your sub count
@darkplayz6176 4 жыл бұрын
3rd but the bird is the word
@user-vo5xc8qr3o 8 ай бұрын
Hell no
@fablethewolf825 2 жыл бұрын
Mmm? What the hell, cough syrup tastes disgusting. You'll make a weather machine to avoid eating broccoli, but cough syrup is what does it for you?
@Angie_bae 2 жыл бұрын
Lean is dumb.
@Angie_bae 2 жыл бұрын
Cough and sprite. That’s what lean is. Don’t do it lol
@drpriest04 4 жыл бұрын
Microsoft
@bayladyj Жыл бұрын
😂😂😐😐
@bayladyj Жыл бұрын
😂
@Whynotthem65 4 жыл бұрын
The racial stereotypes must stop. They have been offensive since this show started. The creator has low self-esteem issues to focus so much on racial myths that are inaccurate and inappropriate.
@Ben_c-j4u 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny though
@Azletrack 2 жыл бұрын
Boohoo comedy hurts my feelings
@rosiepayne7712 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Family Guy isn't for you lol.
@gabrielbaynunn2418 2 жыл бұрын
A 1000 bucks says you're white who's getting offended on behalf of minorities!
@bbduima 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf no
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