"Back in my day, there were no plastics in the ocean."

Almost old enough to run for President.

This shark has a longer history than the USA.

Imagine how bored you would be swimming around in the dark for 400 years

A shark that’s older than America, that blows my mind.

You know you're old when you can be radio carbon dated😂

Bro lived through classical music, the bubonic plague, the war of independence, both world wars and the iPhone 15. What a legend

Crazy, that some of these sharks were born when knights wore armor and Castles were still used as military structures!

Imagine waiting 156 years for your first kiss

The amount of scientific discovery, human development, and invention just to even figure out that this shark is in fact 400 years old. ALL that happened all while this same shark was just chilling below the waves.

It’s always a parasite that ruin someone’s life

That shark was 105 when George Washington was BORN

Shark:

Imagine living 400 years with a parasite sucking on your eye.

He is still waiting for GTA VI.

Shark: I'm 396 years old

Greenland Shark: Please kid, I’ve got eyeball parasites older than you.

Shark: "If you think I'm old, you should meet my parents"

The shark was born in the Midst of

Giant Tortoise: “I can live up to 250 years”