The Only Thing I Like About Being Alive
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My Wifes Brain Tumor - • "My Wife's Brain Tumor...
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Standup for the Pope - • Doing stand up for the...
My Least Favorite Doctor - • "My Least Favorite Doc...
Cinco:
Morning Person - • "I'm not a Morning Per...
Fish are Gross - • "Fish are Disgusting, ...
Steak is Manly - • "Steak is manly?" - Ji...
Hiking - • "Hiking..." - Jim Gaff...
Idiot Abroad - • "Idiot Abroad" - Jim G...
Mr.Universe:
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Whales - • "Whales" - Jim Gaffiga...
Fitness Goals - • "Fitness Goals" - Jim ...
Home Birth - • "4 Kids/ Home Birth" -...
McDonald's - • "That’s McDonald's!" -...
King Baby:
Jesus and the Apostles - • "Jesus & The Apostles"...
Camping - • "Camping" - Jim Gaffig...
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Fried Chicken - • "FRIED CHICKEN" - Jim ...
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I'm Korean - • "I'm Korean" - Jim Gaf...
I love doing nothing - • "I love doing NOTHING....
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TEXT JIM 646-980-6600
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
@robertreisner6119 3 жыл бұрын
I am a former bartender and I can assure you that by 2am you become a Wild Life Officer.
@StrangeScaryNewEngland 3 жыл бұрын
Bartender by night, Fish & Game by morning
@ashleytrueblood2200 3 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!
@althausz1 2 жыл бұрын
What’s a wild life officer
@robertreisner6119 2 жыл бұрын
They are from the Forrest Division to protect wild life in the wilderness. You may find simular situation in bars after 2am.
@seanmorelli2510 2 жыл бұрын
Lol....yes I am as well and you said it perfectly :) lol the worst is ur slammed and they have waited for awhile til u get to them and then they stand there not sure what they want?? Just sorta going hmmmm let me see??? I'm like seriously after all that time u still don't know?? Like when i bartended at night clubs in las vegas people there r clueless..then they bitch ab the prices!! Yeah they r insane but it's like that at every club I don't make the prices!!! They come back and same thing all over again.
@Devan-he4kr 4 жыл бұрын
The transitions between his jokes are so brilliant. It’s like a well written essay.
@whoever_81 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed he is obviously a great comedy writer
@jessicasmith7102 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lorrie2878 4 жыл бұрын
@@whoever_81 His wife writes with him.
@hugh-johnfleming289 4 жыл бұрын
He listens...
@luxuryfox99 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect description
@NUNU082380 3 жыл бұрын
He's really a comedic genius though😁😂
@grapetomatogirl2141 3 жыл бұрын
‘No ones ever drank a shot and done something they’re proud of.’ ‘Ahhh- I got wasted last night and then went out and *planted an acre of Kale* .’ Be well, stay kind and blessings to all~ 🙏🏼
@Whol3NothaL3v3l 3 жыл бұрын
I can never get over that "He was standing where I wanted to stand" line
@krisanctil794 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is crucial in our country's sanity during this tumultuous time. Taking some time for gut laughter is an important reprieve.
@hh7407 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan stand up comedy is the best part about being alive.
@seanmorelli2510 2 жыл бұрын
Watching his old stuff and seeing how he has matured as a comedian is amazing!!! His timing and polish have gotten to the point of perfection. The way he has incorporated that silly woman like voice that he pretends are comments from a person listening to his performance is priceless.....when he started doing it I thought it was funny but now he has perfected it to the point it's sorta his trademark thing and I totally look forward to him doing it everytime and what he will come up with each time :)
@kitkatattack 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Bartender for nearly 17yrs. Always said it was like dealing with a bunch of drunk toddlers 👏 Don't miss it one bit 😅
@noraO2833 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is a Master at storytelling, ... effortless 🤩
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 3 жыл бұрын
This is one if my all-time favorite Jim Gaffigan segments. It still cracks me up every time I see it. Sooooo many truths. Brilliant, hysterical, and masterfully delivered. 👏👏👏👏👏👏😎😎😎
@mikehorton6195 2 жыл бұрын
Jim after hearing how sad robin Williams was i am worried about your happiness. You seem really happy and well balanced. I hope you are, because it would hurt to think you give us all the joy you do if your not happy. I wish I could say that to robin. Can’t help but wonder and I know you read these. Thanks for the joy you bring others bro. Best to you and yours.
@dorothywiseman3492 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Jim does it all without the "f" word. Imagine that!
@robjohnson7878 3 жыл бұрын
I think I’ve watched it five or six times and it’s STILL too funny. Jimmy the comedic genius!!
@jbostick99ify 3 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan and Brian Regan are the kings of clean comedy! If they toured together I'm pretty sure it would tear a hole in the space time continuum
@MLMLW 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to see Jim in Sugar Land, TX next month. I can't wait!!
@pattikallal6628 3 жыл бұрын
Just love you. You always make me laugh.
@MD77SA 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's crazy that this comedic genius even gets one thumbs down. This video has 780. I guess it just goes to show there are trolls standing by at all times to do stupid and destructive things.
@noreenpurple8617 Жыл бұрын
Jim is flippin hilarious!🤣😂❤️
@jaycouture5950 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest guys in Comedy.
@scorpiusstellium9758 3 жыл бұрын
"I like the lines..." 😂😂😂
@scottthomas6682 3 жыл бұрын
Very hilarious routine.
@Jcrpdx 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@catcall569 3 жыл бұрын
You look at the people who have gotten the a Mark Twain prize for humor and then there’s Jim Gaffigan... The moral of this story...some awards are just given to be given. Jim Deserves.
@nevg21 3 жыл бұрын
Love him! He’s hilarious!
@geminiecricket4798 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@s.dandrea7417 3 жыл бұрын
Best one!
@stansdad1 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Jim is the best
@stevecoley8365 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@Hygelac1000 3 жыл бұрын
Look at that guy! He's wasted... in a bar. I came here to read a novel.
@Arabic4Beautiful 3 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite 😂😂😂
@tobaliciousholland12 3 жыл бұрын
In places like Europe and Asia, people in bars are interested in meeting new people. But in my experience in Canada (mostly Toronto), you go to a bar with your friends, and have expensive drinks only with your friends, then leave and go home. What's the point of the bar? Who needs to spend $50++ to have four beers and half a plate of nachos if you're not even going to talk to new people?
@naorl8866 3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly genius
@LeaveMeAlone-yt2mj 8 ай бұрын
“She was my best frieeennnndd, but not anymoooorrre.” - Over half of all drunk people in any bar ever.
@TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this guy can kill it every time he comes out with a new special. He's like double jointed funny.
@hd-xc2lz 5 жыл бұрын
His writing partner/wife is due some recognition.
@bnaevans 5 жыл бұрын
She's a Jeannie in a bottle. She (along with Jim) grants our comedy wishes! 🧞♂️🍾🧞♀️🍾
@richardpatterson4312 5 жыл бұрын
Did I write this?
@nextlevelbjj3083 5 жыл бұрын
I think only people who drink alcohol like him
@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 жыл бұрын
Huh? This is the least funny comedian I have ever seen.
@1purplerose 5 жыл бұрын
Jim is one of the best comedians because he tells great, relatable jokes without cursing his way thru them!! He's so underrated. Keep 'em rolling!
@Ericadbury 5 жыл бұрын
The greatest are underrated. In the case of comedians, the clean ones are very underrated. See Brian Regan. And they've been around for a while.
@branon6565 5 жыл бұрын
proud2BaNurse....oh for fucks sake, where do you wussies come from? How do you survive on this planet? Cuz everyone who's normal knows you can't trust an adult who doesn't fucking cuss, cuz they're either hidin somethin or a batshit crazy religious whackjob.....
@TulsaDude 5 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 how's Mr. Hankey's working out for ya? does it hurt?
@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 жыл бұрын
No, he's not.
@cirrusfox8052 4 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit whether or not they cuss. "you can be funny without cursing" Well no shit Sherlock, what's your next case? You can be angry without cursing? Just because a comedian curses doesn't mean he's funny, on the flip side just because a comedian doesn't cuss don't mean he can't be funny. Comedy is subjective and is different to everyone, it doesn't matter if a comedian curses or not. If he is funny then people will watch him.
@smoovoperata3242 4 жыл бұрын
"I got wasted last night and built some low income housing" im dead 😂
@Ragnarok6664 4 жыл бұрын
Id help out, but I’m sober at the moment
@b2therizzle917 5 жыл бұрын
"He was standing where I wanted to stand, so I punched him in the head" I'm dead 🤣🤣
@mikestat6206 4 жыл бұрын
Ur aids
@butcheryandbroth 5 жыл бұрын
"This'll cure my normal behaviour" is so much gold. Jim you're one of the greatest, wish you would do more stand-up!
@sandinarvaez9439 5 жыл бұрын
It always cracks me up when he speaks as someone else. 😂😂😂
@fivestring65ify 5 жыл бұрын
That's his ace.
@Darkpassenger773 5 жыл бұрын
Damn
@laraoneal7284 4 жыл бұрын
Yea that’s the critic sitting in the audience.
@billwronski2415 4 жыл бұрын
He 'borrowed' that from Louie Anderson.
@whackamolechamp 4 жыл бұрын
I love when anyone does it
@mikeo.1593 5 жыл бұрын
His delivery is great
@sammyspaniel6054 4 жыл бұрын
You can't tell where one joke ends and the other begins. He's fluid funny.
@scarletspyder5736 5 жыл бұрын
Im a bartender and he is a million percent right! Lol
@mrknarf4438 5 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Spyder As a fellow bartender, can confirm
@chessmentor63 5 жыл бұрын
Is one million percent right the same as two million proof right?
@shilpvaishnav 5 жыл бұрын
@@chessmentor63 lmao
@bentleytheartist1717 5 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Spyder How’s it like
@mmonty6862 5 жыл бұрын
I'd kill my self if had had to listen to a bunch of drunken pigs at 2 am every day
@william5751 5 жыл бұрын
"I need a new identity. Maybe two of them." 😁
@Kariegoz 5 жыл бұрын
Become born again and receive a new identity in Christ!
@caru3257 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kariegoz you owe me a cup of coffee. LOL.
@Ronagery 5 жыл бұрын
TALENT with no vulgarity. Genius ! as usual
@milesmcquerrey2836 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah!
@jadenrobert2447 5 жыл бұрын
Miles McQuerrey I fucking agree
@bacht4799 5 жыл бұрын
That’s was so brilliant about him .. it is so easy to curse like a sailor after a heartbreak on the sea but being clean and still funny.. now that’s is awesome.. which is why more cartoons for kids and young people deserve more respect.. but that’s another thing in itself..
@viljamtheninja 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with being vulgar. I curse a lot in my everyday life. That's just how I speak. But there's nothing inherently funny about it either. Plenty of comedians replace clever writing and actual good jokes with stuff that is just shocking and vulgar on its own, and get by on that instinctive gut reaction in the audience to cover up the fact that they're not that good comedians. It's the equivalent of jump scares in horror; a cheap, momentary, startling effect rather than an intelligent, well-written scare that'll stick with you. Vulgar comedians can be funny, but not because of their vulgarity.
@daniellin1726 5 жыл бұрын
viljamtheninja Very well said.
@GeminieCricket 5 жыл бұрын
Truth hurts except when Jim Gaffigan tells it!
@laraoneal7284 4 жыл бұрын
Harley Deuce Exactly my stomach kills everytime listening to Jim. He kills me everytime.
@Scavenger82 5 жыл бұрын
"I need more juice!"
@jja1483 4 жыл бұрын
MasterQ 19 🍻😭😂
@robertschwartz4810 5 жыл бұрын
Everything he says about shots is absolutely true. Have you ever noticed the faces people make after they 'take' their shot?
@Mary_O 5 жыл бұрын
He's right about the faces of everyone who has put a shot in front of me. I'm 5'2" and most of my drinking years I was hovering around 100 lbs. I HAD to reject their crocheted sweaters.
@1purplerose 5 жыл бұрын
I like "giving" shots, but it's a different kind! LOL!
@michaellefort6128 4 жыл бұрын
My Dad used to say, *If you would start every day, with a shot of whiskey. You could be sure that nothing worse, would happen to you, today."
@RackedandStacked 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaellefort6128 dank saying 😂
@denisemcgeachy 5 жыл бұрын
No one ever drank a shot and done something they are proud of.... #truth
@josephmcadams1612 5 жыл бұрын
Your mom did, but I don't understand why she is proud of you.
@swill1020 5 жыл бұрын
Hunter holman ... congrats on becoming the anti panty dropper. I can’t think of a time your question would cross my mind on a KZfaq comment.
@viljamtheninja 5 жыл бұрын
I once drank a shot of whiskey, and then I drank more shots, until I had finished a whole fifth of whiskey in the form of multiple shots. I'm proud of that.
@viljamtheninja 5 жыл бұрын
@first last Not to mention the fact that many of the worlds greatest authors were also very heavy drinkers.
@catherines2421 4 жыл бұрын
Denise McGeachy drank a shot and then did something...
@pla6ue 5 жыл бұрын
I will never understand why people thumbs down things that aren't offensive. Jim is one of the few clean comics that still manages to be hilarious
@codrinn9999 5 жыл бұрын
You are gay
@pla6ue 5 жыл бұрын
@@codrinn9999 That's what your Dad keeps telling me at least.
@timmmahhhh 5 жыл бұрын
Because some humans just outright suck as this vod neki tool confirms.
@watchingyou7219 5 жыл бұрын
@@codrinn9999 Junior high school jerks are not allowed in the grown-up section.
@mike74h 5 жыл бұрын
Holding their phones upside down
@codyg0225 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to see this guy in 2 days, very excited
@Mary_O 5 жыл бұрын
Cody - You're going to have "breathing problems." 🤣 Bring your inhaler.
@haranguemeringue8957 5 жыл бұрын
Cody G02 He’s even funnier during live shows, as he’ll often tailor his set to the location where he is by tossing in a couple extra jokes here & there. Seamlessly & hilariously, of course. 😁 Enjoy his show! 😁
@Death2Progressives 5 жыл бұрын
mississippi?
@codyg0225 5 жыл бұрын
@@Death2Progressives yep
@Death2Progressives 5 жыл бұрын
i stay in clinton, so been hearing the adverts for awhile. have fun bro
@christianone6611 4 жыл бұрын
Jim, I appreciate you soooo much! You make me just belly laugh constantly and forget everything painful. You're just awesome. Thank you for all the laughter! (I'm a very serious minded introvert who, um, rarely laughs at anything. But you get me EVERY TIME!)
@johnandrew1727 4 жыл бұрын
“I kam here to read a novel” too funny.
@susanbradigan4692 5 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't he just legally change his name to Laffagain????
@IKamiZz 5 жыл бұрын
probably wants to keep his family name
@susanbradigan4692 5 жыл бұрын
@@IKamiZz well that makes sense......JJ ✌
@PaleGhost69 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to change it. He can just use it as the name for a Special
@sbounty3 4 жыл бұрын
Have you thought about a career in stand up??
@ocorley4646 4 жыл бұрын
😲😲😲
@alienonion4636 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I tended for 5 years...that was thirty five years ago...my ears are still ringing from all the shouting and loud music. But at least I don't need therapy anymore...😂😂😂
@garyschmidt7320 5 жыл бұрын
Me too. Worked on Wed., Fri. and Sat. night. Ears still ringing Thurs. and Monday.
@crw31399 5 жыл бұрын
Saw Jim perform last Friday. Was hilarious.
@JimElford 5 жыл бұрын
Any other comedian and these stories would be decent. It's the delivery, the dynamic range of voices and sounds. He's like an instrument of insanity played by God's hippy cousin.
@JEiowan 4 жыл бұрын
JimElford -I so agree and I like your imagery....🙏🏽✨💖✨
@oscarrosenwald4001 5 жыл бұрын
I was a bar back. He's right.
@michelledenman4746 4 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comedian! 😭💕
@urkoolUncle 5 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favorites; ALWAYS good for down-to-earth laugh !!!
@bradychick6535 4 жыл бұрын
Mine 2😎
@TheFinalStanza94 4 жыл бұрын
"this will cure my normal behavior" laugh because it's funny, cry because it's true lol
@lostintheclouds8719 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i only clicked on this b/c of the title and I am lmao-ing to the point of tears. I’ve never watched Jim gaffigan but I’m gonna change that now lol
@w.c.dogside1204 5 жыл бұрын
That's the most honest depiction of my alcoholism ever.
@Stbuster31 5 жыл бұрын
That barback bit was pretty gold
@johnbarone8948 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is the best comic in the world. Naturally funny with out filthy talk or more importantly NO POLITICS!!
@sk-wj4lx 4 жыл бұрын
The only time I consumed shots like that was while my grandmother was in hospice, and though it did end in falling down and other drunken behaviours, turns out my grandma could really party back in the day to the point of needing my granddad to bring her home in a wheelbarrow one Xmas. So it was a fitting sendoff. Love you Grandma.
@patriciahoequist-breeze7036 4 жыл бұрын
When my grandmother was at home with end of life care with hospice, she wanted me to make us margaritas. We sat up looking out the picture window drinking them and having a nice talk. Sounds like our grandmas wanted some fun!
@anthonytaylor7607 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking, I can now cross that off my bucket list Bless you
@nigelfarage4119 5 жыл бұрын
He does it without being Vulgar as well.....tough feat
@milesmcquerrey2836 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah!
@22fordfx49 5 жыл бұрын
@@dezzahayes6492 Why is that? Farage is the only hope for Britain you fool
@dezzahayes6492 5 жыл бұрын
22fordfx4 you know that’s not actually him don’t you?
@22fordfx49 5 жыл бұрын
@@dezzahayes6492 Ahh no shit. Go live in London with your multiculturalism and crime. Oh wait I'm sure you live in the white part of town. Farage is the only sane politician in the UK that's willing to stop this insanity
@nigelfarage4119 5 жыл бұрын
Its too bad there aren't evolution arbiters with guns for some of these cunts commenting.
@Emilyrsps 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start buying people jalapeno poppers! We need more jalapeno poppers in the world.
@barb7124 5 жыл бұрын
Bless you
@diveinstructordaniel1095 4 жыл бұрын
Emily Richter i don’t know what it is but I want it now
@a.sweetpeac.2281 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds tasty, & spicy! 🌶
@sarahgraves6759 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the smoked brisket jalapeño poppers I used to make.
@MrPutrifyingEagor 5 жыл бұрын
A new fan here! What some refreshing talent! Funny all the way through!
@paintriarchdave7977 5 жыл бұрын
My mother laughed her ass off yesterday. Thanks Jim for the comedy gold!
@MRKABOOM12 5 жыл бұрын
Jim is a great comedian and performer. One of his phrases, "self-awareness disarms the audience" has stuck with me for so long. It has been golden. Thank you; you are fucking funny while being clever.
@rare80 5 жыл бұрын
This KZfaq clip will cure my normal behavior…
@TightMoneyGripp813 5 жыл бұрын
😎🍻
@JenLovesBenz 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to go punch the wall.
@maryanndavis8580 5 жыл бұрын
I saw him in concert and I laughed so much my face and sides hurt. So so funny. Real life funny!!
@franciscogil6798 5 жыл бұрын
This guy manages to make you laugh without cussing that's his trademark (and he is not boring)
@TheBiggerDavo 5 жыл бұрын
The crowded bar bit is so very accurate
@charlescrowell4981 5 жыл бұрын
"Gimme a double shot of tequila." Now them's fightin' words!
@heyyou9693 5 жыл бұрын
I have a breathing problems when I watch Gaffigan.
@lynnturman8157 5 жыл бұрын
and a plural agreement problem
@heyyou9693 5 жыл бұрын
@@lynnturman8157 well says. I would have corrected myself to.
@lynnturman8157 5 жыл бұрын
@@heyyou9693 LOL...great reply
4 жыл бұрын
Hey You 96 apparently not. You misspelled too.
@tobyhampton8631 5 жыл бұрын
Some random dude bought me a shot of jack on my 21st. And then he asked why I was still drinking
@gundorstoneskin5900 5 жыл бұрын
He is underrated.
@parryyotter 3 жыл бұрын
He had a TV show and has done like 7 specials. He’s definitely not underrated.
@joelettermen9059 4 жыл бұрын
I think what truly shows Gaffigan's talent is that I don't know why I'm laughing. These are normal ass jokes that anybody could tell, and if anybody else was telling them, I wouldn't laugh. But there's something about him...
@jasonlove1380 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Lettermen It’s all about the tone you talk In and the delivery of the joke.
@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje 5 жыл бұрын
Omg the comparison is so on point.. exactly my thoughts when working in "a restaurant" that mostly had drunk customers bitching about their past..I felt I was trapped in kindergarden😂
@melindac3368 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you SO MUCH for making me laugh!
@paulettecolvert 4 жыл бұрын
Hotpockets! I always do a,bad impression of him ! People don't always get it, but he's a gift that keeps on giving, ( for me)!!!!!!
@Love-sr3nk 5 жыл бұрын
Always hilarious. Love it! His honesty is awesome. I get it.
@noxnc 5 жыл бұрын
“I need more juice”
@mycupoverflows7811 4 жыл бұрын
I don't spend time in bars, but I spend a lot of time around toddlers... Spot on!😂🤣
@atlienn2566 4 жыл бұрын
“But handing you a beer, not yet”😂😂😂
@ckillgore 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is really smart to be uploading his own clips on youtube. Someone is gonna uploads clips any way, and it's a great way to promote the new material.
@FL8mileshigh1 4 жыл бұрын
I saw Jim at Caroline's Comedy Club in NYC many years ago. At the time, I didn't know who he was. After seeing Jim's comedy routine that night, I have been a fan ever since and have purchased many of his comedy DVDs. "Hot Pockets."
@markmartin5765 4 жыл бұрын
A sure comic genius. I could listen to his takes on anything for hours!
@yargnad 5 жыл бұрын
The only thing I like about being alive is knowing that fact will eventually end.
@nootnoot630 4 жыл бұрын
hey buddy, you aight?
@dabossman5650 4 жыл бұрын
yarg nad O
@rs72098 4 жыл бұрын
That was dark...
@AC2237 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome, one of the best comics ever
@2490debrick 4 жыл бұрын
We Brits drink because it's the only real "special relationship" that truly exists!
@eligebrown8998 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from the u.s. and I agree
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself. I have never tasted alcohol in my life.
@OldRaver 4 жыл бұрын
We Brits would die out as a race if we did not get pissed enough in our twenties to talk to the opposite sex 😂😂
@ImpeccableLiving 4 жыл бұрын
@@ukmedicfrcs That explains a lot about you *UK Fraud.* Have a drink idiot!
@valerieparker2242 4 жыл бұрын
@@ImpeccableLiving Jeez. You are a jerk
@n0ch91c3s 5 жыл бұрын
Even for Jim Gaffigan, this is exceptional.
@fivestring65ify 5 жыл бұрын
I used to play in a bar band and I've seen all of what he's talking about. I miss playing in a band, but I don't miss the bar scene at all.
@tommy3763 5 жыл бұрын
Does everybody act like a child? Did the gig pay well?
@winecrimesfoodandtime7119 4 жыл бұрын
Me either
@jessewallace12able 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s get right to the embarrassing part of the night.
@paulhardman457 5 жыл бұрын
As always... A masterclass 😂😂🤣
@VUrban-yr5ch 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's a truly what a comedian should be. I think the one's who swear can't be funny on their own. Don Rickles comes to mind. I'm not sure if he ever sweared, but I thought he was great. I saw him around 1980 in Chicago. Loved him on Carson. I bet Carson would've loved Jim🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@crlguitar1 5 жыл бұрын
So true....so funny....LOVE Jim Gaffigan!
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