Jim Gaffigan - Fast Food Ruined Me

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5 жыл бұрын

#JimGaffigan on his love of Popeye fried chicken (and the sailor man), fast food shame, and criminally re-selling ketchup packets.
Jim Gaffigan stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2009.
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@gabrieltorres7596 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is proof that you can be legit hilarious without swearing. What a legend.

@HalimaAbshir 5 жыл бұрын

you should check out Nate Bargatze

@gabrieltorres7596 5 жыл бұрын

@@GodsBadAssBlade oh shit! I can't believe miss that, I must have been laughing too loudly to notice lol good find but for the most part he doesn't use the top tier swear words I meant to say I feel like basterd (basturd?) is like tier 2 of swear words if there's such a thing 😂😂😂 But thanks for pointing that out and also getting me to watch the video again 😂

@lifeandtheuniverse42 5 жыл бұрын

James D hundreds? I’d love to see that list... I only know of a handful, unfortunately.

@RootinrPootine 5 жыл бұрын

Especially since swearing is literally the worst thing

@SecretGerms 5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Torres it’s spelled “bastard”, you fucking puritanical pussy.

@Christopher-md7tf 5 жыл бұрын

I saw the thumbnail and thought "Damn son, Gaffigan lost a lot of weight!", only to find out that this was filmed ten years ago 😂😂😬

@Sindollx666x 5 жыл бұрын

Haha I thought the same!

@brianbertram4198 5 жыл бұрын

SAME I WAS LIKE DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO

@stahlhamer02 5 жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for. Man looks like he had had a sleeve.

@ladygrey8707 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, this was my exact thought!!!

@MommaKnowsBestest 5 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

@bashirchedid4687 5 жыл бұрын

Made a living off of food jokes. Genius

@rawveganfruitarian7290 5 жыл бұрын

Chicken didnt live though

@radiocontrolgoree8772 5 жыл бұрын

Well everybody eats food sooooo...

@domisthebomb09 5 жыл бұрын

John Pinette anyone?

@firstgan114 5 жыл бұрын

When you put food on the table by talking about the food on the table.

@RuiChui 4 жыл бұрын

@@firstgan114 Yup... food jokes are his bread and butter! LOL

@SenorJuan2023 5 жыл бұрын

The part on ketchup is EPIC.

@matthewr23 5 жыл бұрын

“Here, I’ll pump for you” “You come to this Wendy’s often?”

@LadyVoldemort 5 жыл бұрын

I'd fall for that guy. 😂😂😂😂😂

@kas7344 5 жыл бұрын

He once talked about bacon 🥓 for 50 minutes in a 1 hour special 😂😂😂😂

@mort8568 5 жыл бұрын

Handsome Man lmao

@LeUtubeAcc 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@jentleblink9221 5 жыл бұрын

The best thing... Ever

@kui_maina 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this...i am looking for that special. I love this guy

@1purplerose 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is the very best comedian!!! He's hysterical without profanity and crudeness!! He just keeps getting better.

@1purplerose 4 жыл бұрын

@Laurence Pinney Nope...I'm a diaper dealer.

@GooseGumlizzard 4 жыл бұрын

you should check out his old material, much more blue

@gregpresley1466 5 жыл бұрын

You know you're a fantastic comedian when you can do a whole skit about "Ketchup". Lol..

@tomjoad929 3 жыл бұрын

Been to a lot of flea markets no ketchup packets lol

@Strik.9 5 жыл бұрын

"I need a resealable packet," and the bottle design. Only Gaffigan can make a whole segment about ketchup funny.

@Illumirage 5 жыл бұрын

yeah he takes the most mundane subjects that have no comedic value and turns them into gold

@theman1412 4 жыл бұрын

"So I think I'm opening a present."

@MrPooPooKatchu 5 жыл бұрын

Gaffigan’s stand-up sets are 99% about food and I love every bit

@glenntaylor9519 5 жыл бұрын

Every 'bite' lol!

@clytemnestra111 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he combines my two favorite things. Food and comedy. :D

@LadyVoldemort 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand-up comedian. 👍❤

@motto7489 5 жыл бұрын

❤😊😂

@ellonysman 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely the best, he kills me. He was in my town and I didn’t go. REGRET😢

@samordna7808 5 жыл бұрын

*Lady Voldemort* eooh so quuuuute

@xandermcn 4 жыл бұрын

He's my favorite ketchup comedian.

@maryanndavis8580 5 жыл бұрын

He's so stinking funny. Saw him in concert...laughed til my mouth and sides hurt. "I DO!!"

@mykola5127 5 жыл бұрын

HI, Please, help me understand this (English is not my native) 0:53 ...but as an adult you always like eat fast food like something you used to date. I can't believe I ever went there. I don't understand what him means

@JJoy-bk8yr 4 жыл бұрын

@@mykola5127 ". . . but as an adult you always *look at* fast food like someone you used to date . . ." He pronounced "look at" as "luhkeht." It is a regional accent from the Midwestern region of the U.S. They have some odd vowel sounds at times.

@BluisRaw02 5 жыл бұрын

That's so true about asking for more condiments.😂😂😂😂

@El_Chompo 5 жыл бұрын

Such good delivery and expression

@kellywaggoner6703 5 жыл бұрын

🎼. “Hot pockets” 🎼

@mariamgorjian 5 жыл бұрын

🎼Pocket pocket pocket 🎼

@jessicaconner1242 5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Waggoner god I wish I could’ve hit the like button 1000 times..... but could only hit it once.

@allispossible8447 5 жыл бұрын

Ketchup 🎶

@helenrogers1400 5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Waggoner , my favorite

@BmoKingOfOoo 5 жыл бұрын

How dare you make my brain sing

@jimromesadouche183 4 жыл бұрын

How's he funnier than 99% of comedians when he's talking about ketchup

@JoshuaOtusanya 5 жыл бұрын

I fully applaud Jim’s commitment to his niche. All his jokes are about food 😆 -Josh Otusanya

@yarpy4927 5 жыл бұрын

Did you really just sign your own name on a KZfaq comment? I looked at your channel and you're not even close to retirement, you must have that Benjamin Button.

@jeremystone4193 5 жыл бұрын

Or his thousand kids.

@danfu3657 5 жыл бұрын

Guy, No one cares about you or your fake ass.

@blaclabelgenius 5 жыл бұрын

The Josh O Show bruh, you just quoted yourself? Who are u? 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@Timmertube75 5 жыл бұрын

Good that you qualified that comment because a few of us were thinking is was one of Stephen Hawkins.

@rogerg0834 5 жыл бұрын

wow..that killed me...literally tears from laughing "popeys...oh I get, popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo" ROFL!!!!!!! :)

@nobodyaskedbut 5 жыл бұрын

The best stand up comic this century has produced.

@cyanginpedro 5 жыл бұрын

@nobodyaskedbut Dave Chappelle.

@StamfordBridge 4 жыл бұрын

EL Plagua I don’t think we can see either of those guys anymore the same way we could see them in their prime. I’d take Gaffigan at this point.

@joeyoshs 5 жыл бұрын

When I saw this video was posted 5 days ago I thought Jim lost weight but then I realized this was from 2009. I love you Jim, you have brought me many laughs!!!

@danielbrown1724 5 жыл бұрын

His best stand-up by far. Had me dying from beginning to end

@2nd3rd1st 5 жыл бұрын

You're a cheap date ^^

@nicklasrothmann4043 5 жыл бұрын

He is a genius😂 one of my favorite comedians

@michaelzobnowski6935 5 жыл бұрын

What's so genius about this?

@2nd3rd1st 5 жыл бұрын

The only standup comedian without any scandals.

@rileymclellan8953 5 жыл бұрын

CLEANING WINDOWS! I’m crying 😂

@paulfroelich1024 5 жыл бұрын

"NOT FOR RESALE", damn that's awesome

@danoduncan1763 4 жыл бұрын

my daily "going to the Jim"... xD

@geoffdearth7360 5 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid in the 50s going to McDonalds was a big treat.

@Lonestar512 4 жыл бұрын

Awww....that's sad

@beachsnob3424 4 жыл бұрын

geoff dearth side bar; have u seen the movie FOUNDER? Great movie... Im a 70’s kid & the happy meal was a huge treat for us as kids. One would say it was a splurge... its crazy how fast food went from being a special treat to a way of life☹️

@stukkak1976 4 жыл бұрын

In South Africa in the 80's, we had to go to the city for fast food. Had KFC like once a year. Was a very Big deal for us kids.

@quantumleap4023 4 жыл бұрын

Remember when candy was also a treat? Now kids are hitting the 7/11 every day before school to get their fix.

@dustin2698 5 жыл бұрын

This bit overperformed. "Drive around back" killed me.

@theman1412 4 жыл бұрын

"Look, no one has to see you."

@gwimmer98 4 жыл бұрын

“Can you move your building closer to my car?”

@carluno7198 5 жыл бұрын

Still hilarious, like all his stuff. Thanks for the post.

@suzyq1405 5 жыл бұрын

You always make me laugh, Jim Gaffigan, and I love you for that😘

@thebleakoverview4227 5 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence that this video popped up. I was just telling my coworkers that salsa is like the Mexican ketchup. 😆

@soconaturalhealth 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to that mic access on your phone and a new algorithm from Instagram and Facebook

@Jeremy-yd9ep 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's no coincidence boss.

@Lonestar512 4 жыл бұрын

@@soconaturalhealth Really? I've heard about that before but, if it was as prevalent as people say, then why don't I constantly get recommended videos about cocaine??

@ericrypt 5 жыл бұрын

I just spit my drink out from laughing so hard

@cocochanel3074 Ай бұрын

This is probably one of the funniest men on the planet. You are great Jim Gaffigan!

@bellaarnone7999 5 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I got to see him for my birthday two years ago😂

@danbanks7930 5 жыл бұрын

Never clone this guy..well all die from laughter 😂😂

@danthompson5797 4 жыл бұрын

Lol the upside down bit was hilarious!

@piecesofme8531 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this set about 6 or 7 times and it still cracks me up!

@gailremp3628 5 жыл бұрын

The thing I enjoy about Jim is even if it's an older performance it's just as funny as his current stuff. And the videos that he and his wife did about her cancer and all the hell they went through was so inspiring. I can see how so many of us like him. He just cracks you up. When you've had a rough day, there's nothing like Jim t help perk ya back up.

@jacobsearcy7478 4 жыл бұрын

Jim murdered this set! Always a pleasure to watch.

@ENFPerspectives 4 жыл бұрын

We love you Jim ... my heart is hurting for other reasons and comedy helps ... ty....

@craigzeigler194 5 жыл бұрын

Excellent Jim. Thanks.

@bencarey8988 5 жыл бұрын

I'm going to watch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@randymcduffie6987 5 жыл бұрын

Very underrated comedian 💯

@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын

He's been a top comedian for years. He's not underrated, but I know it's the thing to say "underrated" on YT.

@vicmartone 5 жыл бұрын

First pick to get a special from Amazon. Totally underrated.

@arthurcurry2003 5 жыл бұрын

Not at all. He’s even had his own tv show.

@kellygervais3440 5 жыл бұрын

Just love love love him....

@vaughnkavon3993 4 жыл бұрын

So so good ! Jim you ARE THE BEST ! ! I didn't even need to add ketchup to make it better !

@vicmartone 5 жыл бұрын

They didn't put the cap on the bottom, Jim, they just glued the sticker upside down

@Goldy01 5 жыл бұрын

Sneaky gravity experts!

@beachsnob3424 4 жыл бұрын

victor martone OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

@jliz6435 5 жыл бұрын

Love good clean comedy 🤣😂

@janetwentz3259 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. I went through McDonald’s the other day just for a Diet Coke and fries 🍟 and asked for ketchup and she gave me 38 packets. They take it personal if you ask for ketchup or a napkin.

@catharineorellana3522 3 жыл бұрын

That ketchup keg pump bit at 4:00 is brilliant! THAT cracks me up every time because that's EXACTLY how guys looked back in college keg parties!!!

@mikeyoung9810 4 жыл бұрын

I love Mr Gaffigan and this channel. It gives me some laughs when I really need them. (ketchup gets a bad wrap. It's just not whether it improves food but it gives it some variety from the norm).

@smoovoperata3242 5 жыл бұрын

I love Jim, it's just good clean comedy:) and he hasn't gotten busted for sexual harassment like alot of other dudes so.. That's something 👍

@samordna7808 5 жыл бұрын

Smoov Operata he looks the part tho..not quite convinced yet But for now = yipiiee

@reginaldcrapo132 5 жыл бұрын

@@samordna7808 Hook-nose? No. Yarmulke? No. He does not look the part, you clown.

@michaelbracho3956 5 жыл бұрын

Oh no he has been busted for sexual harassment. Food has multiple restraining orders out on him.

@smoovoperata3242 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbracho3956 He does like to get sexual with food 🤔

@AngelWingsYT 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he made jokes about he looks creepy XD but he is a dad sooo his kids likely tell him he looks creepy

@stevehunt914 5 жыл бұрын

professional as ever

@jaguarrose7022 3 жыл бұрын

I love vintage Jim 😍

@margarethurley1067 4 жыл бұрын

love Jim.

@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын

LOL! Love this guy! HILARIOUS!😂😂😂 Tye shpeil about different countries ketchup!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

@jamievidd775 5 жыл бұрын

This was so damn hilarious.

@bourdie1979 5 жыл бұрын

Lol so good

@Lugenfabrik 5 жыл бұрын

I remember skinny gaffigan.

@kingdomcome180 4 жыл бұрын

My god your old!

@AngelWingsYT 4 жыл бұрын

Jim always makes the most honest jokes XD He isnt wrong ppl do hunch over at fast food places

@lizzyinhawaii5713 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of my fav comedians

@richardharepax123 5 жыл бұрын

I love the last part about the vinegar that is funny

@haleyhowell7889 5 жыл бұрын

This clip made me hungry 😂

@Carlimel 5 жыл бұрын

Ive never hurd of this guy before starting the watching spree now

@rolandahines 3 ай бұрын

Jim is funny and soothing!

@felkerforcongress 4 жыл бұрын

This man is a Legend!

@Sprinklespritz 5 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman.. 😇

@effyoo6081 5 жыл бұрын

Yea he does look like a bloated corpse

@mattgiguere5638 4 жыл бұрын

Love it👍

@AntonioMartinez-nc5gy 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone love's Popeye's, gotta have it. Thank you Jim for the standup

@jdogmcnasty1980 4 жыл бұрын

“I Doooo...”!😂

@jeremystone4193 5 жыл бұрын

Dont tell my wife I'm here.

@2nd3rd1st 5 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when he said it. Life is a mystery...

@faithtomorrow 5 жыл бұрын

with a ski mask on 😂

@abstragento0087 5 жыл бұрын

@@2nd3rd1st but also very Logic because Attention attracts what IT is... So Hearing what you see is reality knocking on the door

@drripley7410 3 жыл бұрын

I wear a ski mask to fast food places

@dreambeliever3652 5 жыл бұрын

Ok... the ketchup thing... taking from him. Dude.... feel you totally!!! 😂😂😂

@mcsnowPRIVATE 5 жыл бұрын

I like this dude, relatable

@pandecoco2245 5 жыл бұрын

I'll talk to our gravity experts.

@jackpackage256 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is great. Clean comedy is refreshing sometimes. For those of you wondering this is old.

@davesaenz3732 4 жыл бұрын

Very good stuff.

@rogerpeet7399 5 жыл бұрын

He crackes me up somethen fierce.

@chironapolonio 4 жыл бұрын

This man KILLS!

@chrisoberg6888 5 жыл бұрын

Best clean comic imho

@wilsonseto1 5 жыл бұрын

i didn't realize the ketchup bottles were upside down hahahahahahah

@gman9035 4 жыл бұрын

Gold Jerry, gold

@whiteyquartz3409 5 жыл бұрын

Jim looks good!

@chkyle68 3 жыл бұрын

Great set by Jim, followed by another great set at 6:11.

@bmaiceman 5 жыл бұрын

I always add a side of vinegar to my ketchup!!😂

@marin34 5 жыл бұрын

I like putting some minced parsley on it.

@todosassd1855 5 жыл бұрын

Tabasco

@haranguemeringue8957 5 жыл бұрын

😂❤️😂❤️ I thought I had seen every Jim Gaffigan set at least once - more like a thousand 😬 - but some of these were new to me, which made this like a wrapper-less present. 😆😬 (Referencing the set above)

@browsingyoutube6563 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious and clean ... wow

@SurfingTubes 4 жыл бұрын

6:12 ! She wore her nightgown... awesome!

@Miss_Annlaug 4 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up!

@glenntaylor9519 5 жыл бұрын

The more fast food I enjoy the slower I become.

@scottandrew8906 3 жыл бұрын

Funniest guy ever.

@ferzinhaN 5 жыл бұрын

03:05 👏😂😂😂😂

@chironapolonio 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan for PRESIDENT

@WolfkinNorthclaw 5 жыл бұрын

I love fast food now and then and I am not ashamed of it one bit.

@Natiepooh80 5 жыл бұрын

🤣👌 plz comme back to Montreal

@Ronagery 5 жыл бұрын

polite genius

@molmer2380 5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me when I went to Sonic and the car hop brought ONE ketchup packet with my order. I laughed and of course when I asked for more, she brought out 4-5!

@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын

|I usually leave McDonalds with at least one left over ketchup packet to put in my fridge for emergencies.

@mariaweston5477 4 жыл бұрын

Just today I was craving fast food. 🍔

@boyimbornal 3 жыл бұрын

I can't watch other comedians anymore since I started watching Jim, His timing and being naturally funny is way above others. Most of the comics shout their jokes, swear a lot and just try too hard to get a reaction. Jim is just so natural!