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Useless Farm

Useless Farm

Ай бұрын

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@JennieTecau-cp2fs
@JennieTecau-cp2fs Ай бұрын
I’m beginning to think that maybe, just maybe , you should think about a restraining order. Normally I would not presume to tell you what to do, but really girl, you should beat feet over to Gary Goosey’s office and look into your options for Karen. Hurry.
@redhotmoon1656
@redhotmoon1656 Ай бұрын
Karen's hand shaped bald spot is really coming in nicely 😂
@zavierdesine4405
@zavierdesine4405 Ай бұрын
*
@scorpion-lg4ic
@scorpion-lg4ic Ай бұрын
i laughed at this way more than I should have. poor Amanda!!
@mickflahr9702
@mickflahr9702 Ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@crazycatladyjo2688
@crazycatladyjo2688 Ай бұрын
@@scorpion-lg4ic Me too.
@meerimew7741
@meerimew7741 Ай бұрын
I had to go back and rewatch and can't stop laughing lol
@WarmFuzzyVibes
@WarmFuzzyVibes Ай бұрын
Stanley is as sweet as Karen is evil. Soooo sweet! 😮
@LucitaBrown
@LucitaBrown Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. I love Stanley, hate Karen.
@katiewaterrose
@katiewaterrose Ай бұрын
Stanley truly is so beautiful. None of us stand a chance. 😂
@cwatson42785
@cwatson42785 Ай бұрын
A absolutely beautiful woman like you would certainly! Wow 👌🏼 ❤️
@zavierdesine4405
@zavierdesine4405 Ай бұрын
Its probably cold comfort but Karen does have some good aspects to her. She is a model of consistency and determination. 😂🤣😝
@Mila_Brearey
@Mila_Brearey Ай бұрын
Murderous determination 😂
@scotbotvideos
@scotbotvideos Ай бұрын
Truth is, we men all want a bird who'll be as protective of us as Karen is of Stanley. (Though maybe without the psycho part.)
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
In the past, I have refused to date men who have ever been involved with more than one psycho like karen. It does not bode well that they don't learn from their mistakes.
@scorpion-lg4ic
@scorpion-lg4ic Ай бұрын
idk Scott. Seems to me you men secretly dig that psycho part...lol
@scotbotvideos
@scotbotvideos Ай бұрын
@@scorpion-lg4ic Gotta keep it interesting.
@user-dg7sy8cz3b
@user-dg7sy8cz3b Ай бұрын
Amour Vu Crazy makes for the best 😂
@Tiychristianelmorenoguapo
@Tiychristianelmorenoguapo Ай бұрын
@@scorpion-lg4iclol my type of woman
@alethealopez4475
@alethealopez4475 Ай бұрын
That is sooo not a maybe lol. Karen seemed personally offended by the green wig. Like everything else. Go Stanley 💚
@otcmetal1591
@otcmetal1591 Ай бұрын
You should try one of those T-Rex costumes out there. Should be epic.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
😅 but she needs her arms to be able to lift up and stop Karen. That outfit would make her a sitting duck! ( sorry, Pencil. Just a figure of speech)
@WarmFuzzyVibes
@WarmFuzzyVibes Ай бұрын
Yes, I would love to see Karen's reaction! 😂
@WarmFuzzyVibes
@WarmFuzzyVibes Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 the front short arms are just attached as part of the costume. Emily would put her own arms through slits on either side of the t-rex arms. Seriously?! You didn't think I thought of the arm problem?! 😂
@shawnerz98
@shawnerz98 Ай бұрын
THAT would be funny! I winder if Karen would back down, or figure she has to be even more aggressive against a bigger predator?
@dianagregory8084
@dianagregory8084 Ай бұрын
@@WarmFuzzyVibesHer name is Amanda dear😊 Yes that would be a hoot to see. Would be nervous for her though. Never know how Karen would react😂😂
@meghannsherman
@meghannsherman Ай бұрын
Sweet precious baby boy Stanley. 💖
@marymathews8421
@marymathews8421 Ай бұрын
Stanley looks charming in the green wig.😂❤❤
@mck1542
@mck1542 Ай бұрын
Please bring out the yellow knit cap with the pom pom. Each time you've put it on Karen she chills. It's her equivalent of a Temple Grandin hug
@Spike-ck5tj
@Spike-ck5tj Ай бұрын
There isn't a look that Stanley can't pull off. Gorgeous. ...There isn't a limb that Karen couldn't kick off.
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn Ай бұрын
😂😂
@TopCatsFatDuck
@TopCatsFatDuck Ай бұрын
This lady managed to swap her filming hand between Karen kicks. Holy heck she's good at this! 👏👏👏
@crazycatladyjo2688
@crazycatladyjo2688 Ай бұрын
A lot of practice.
@TopCatsFatDuck
@TopCatsFatDuck Ай бұрын
@@crazycatladyjo2688 You're right! 😂
@idkwuzgoinon
@idkwuzgoinon Ай бұрын
Stanley is just so gorgeous ❤😌
@damianstarks3338
@damianstarks3338 Ай бұрын
Stanley being the usual sweet angel and Karen being the usual psychopathic velociraptor
@user-fi3sy7bt6z
@user-fi3sy7bt6z Ай бұрын
Girl you never cease to crack me up lol thank you! Much love to you and your beautiful farm animals. Stanley is so adorable. Karen you crazy b!+€# we all love you.😂
@AngelaJonesOz
@AngelaJonesOz Ай бұрын
Stanley has all the patience of a henpecked man. 😂 Bless him
@theresakohler-ruda1292
@theresakohler-ruda1292 Ай бұрын
Karen really knows how to keep a girl frosty. Stanley's style 💛 smooth.
@Christina-ge3xr
@Christina-ge3xr Ай бұрын
I am absolutely in love with Stanley!
@DanaMac1977
@DanaMac1977 Ай бұрын
Who isn’t 😍
@AndrewPonti
@AndrewPonti Ай бұрын
Stanley is such a beautiful man. Karen's velociraptor noises are truly terrifying. You need her to voiceover the next Jurassic Park movie.
@user-ec2vo4sb5e
@user-ec2vo4sb5e Ай бұрын
Running the Karen gauntlet seems to have just gotten worse! Not into green hair, apparently! Stanley! Couldn't be any sweeter! ❤
@latonyamarie
@latonyamarie Ай бұрын
I love how the other animals are in the barn looking terrified. Karen has the whole farm petrified.😂
@brendacoughlin7696
@brendacoughlin7696 Ай бұрын
Stanley looks great in any get up! Sweet Boy!
@queenbeecanadas
@queenbeecanadas Ай бұрын
NEVER give up NEVER surrender - Stanley - he's just GOT IT
@jeffk1482
@jeffk1482 Ай бұрын
By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you [Amanda] shall be avenged!
@queenbeecanadas
@queenbeecanadas Ай бұрын
@@jeffk1482 🤣🤣
@aye70aye
@aye70aye Ай бұрын
Honestly, Karen is so lucky to have you, I cannot imagine her lasting long with any other carer. How did she get along with her last owner/target?
@Catherine-oe4tp
@Catherine-oe4tp Ай бұрын
She actually came to Amanda from an abusive owner
@aye70aye
@aye70aye Ай бұрын
@Catherine-oe4tp Oh thats so sad, no wonder she's defensive! I really hope she can learn to accept love and find trust in Amanda🧡
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb Ай бұрын
Karen loves wig season, it's so enriching...as in Karen's going to get rich when she inherits the farm after she has disposed of you.
@robinsommer6009
@robinsommer6009 Ай бұрын
WOWWWWWWWWWZER 😁 YOUR INTERACTION WITH KAREN IS SO EPIC 😁 AND THE END OF YOUR VIDEO COMMENTARY IS A GLOBAL PROTOCOL 🌈🌎🌈 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 TO YOU AND ALL THATS YOURS🤗 THANKYOU FOR SHARING YOUR LOVE 😍
@theoldschooldiva374
@theoldschooldiva374 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 girl, know you KNOW she's going to attack you more 🤣....poor Stanley 🤣🤣🤣
@teresa-3489
@teresa-3489 Ай бұрын
Karen was probably just trying to give a hug😁
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Hug? Like a boa constrictor...
@teresa-3489
@teresa-3489 Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 😂😂🤷‍♀️
@AllTheHappySquirrels
@AllTheHappySquirrels Ай бұрын
Maybe try Disney's _Go Away Green_ next time? Oh, Stanley. Such a perfect being, married to such an evil would-be eviscerating bird. He suffers so much for us. 😂
@raven44012
@raven44012 Ай бұрын
I still say you should try 80’s big hair. Maybe it will intimidate Karen.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Stanley just slays every look.
@crazycatladyjo2688
@crazycatladyjo2688 Ай бұрын
Girl, you're a saint.
@lindayoung58
@lindayoung58 Ай бұрын
I think a Pills- bury doughboy costume might appeal to Karen's sweeter self... especially since it contains 'bury'.
@katmandoo1506
@katmandoo1506 Ай бұрын
👏🏼 Good one! 😂
@woollab
@woollab Ай бұрын
You have so much patience with Karen! Bravo!
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
No the emu costume, please!! Bring it back 😂😂😂🎉
@ginamcdonald7854
@ginamcdonald7854 Ай бұрын
What??? There’s an emu costume??? How did I miss that 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
@@ginamcdonald7854 it's years back lol
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
I thought it was an ostrich costume. I've been calling it an ostrich costume.
@planetschlock
@planetschlock Ай бұрын
Karen trying to attack from both sides like an enemy from a side-scrolling beat em up game. 😂
@herefordrama90
@herefordrama90 Ай бұрын
I come here for my daily dose of happy, thank you for sharing Karen with us ❤
@derekwagner157
@derekwagner157 Ай бұрын
Karen is deranged.
@crazycatladyjo2688
@crazycatladyjo2688 Ай бұрын
Agree 100%.
@christiangasior4244
@christiangasior4244 20 күн бұрын
She frightens me really bad. I feel like I’m watching a hostage situation with every one of these videos.
@danielroher3605
@danielroher3605 Ай бұрын
❤ How can this channel not have 10 million subscribers? ❤
@eliselaughlin1886
@eliselaughlin1886 Ай бұрын
I also feel the green is not a maybe. Karen really seem to hate that color. But Stanley looks absolutely adorable in it. 😊
@edziuhersthey2313
@edziuhersthey2313 Ай бұрын
What if you took a life sized photo of your face and wore it like a Halloween mask, but on the back of your head? This way you are always facing her. Make sure you keep an eye on her, this could push her over the edge.
@WarmFuzzyVibes
@WarmFuzzyVibes Ай бұрын
Exactly how would that help?!
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn Ай бұрын
I think she tried that last year There should be a video in the archive
@barbienj7992
@barbienj7992 Ай бұрын
I would like to develop for you a safety shield from Karen. You could wear it when you are around her and you wouldn't need to be constantly looking over your shoulder. I have the design in mind!
@nancyjason1364
@nancyjason1364 Ай бұрын
Oh my god!! Stanley looks amazing in green hair!! Karen is just jealous 😂😂😂
@jf5336
@jf5336 Ай бұрын
Yep...that wig looks better on Stanley. Greenish is not your best look. You are one brave woman.
@elainembla
@elainembla Ай бұрын
God, you’re beautiful! Completely agree!🎉❤
@youtubeobserverz
@youtubeobserverz Ай бұрын
"Leave me be..." -- Amanda, are you practicing Elizabethan English!?!! 🥰 (if so, very impressive!!!)
@miketrissel5494
@miketrissel5494 Ай бұрын
Baseball bats work quite well on them. I think it is the sound of the air being cut through that gets their attention. Couple the motion, the speed, and the sound together, and they give you a few feet of clearance 🤐
@moniqueloupe8867
@moniqueloupe8867 Ай бұрын
Green means GO as in Ya wanna go bro??
@MamaTthaOG
@MamaTthaOG Ай бұрын
It’s a “maybe” alright….a maybe NOT! 😂. Stanley you are Gorgeous my love! 😍
@joan.nao1246
@joan.nao1246 Ай бұрын
"Maybe" 😂😂
@tiffanystokes5509
@tiffanystokes5509 Ай бұрын
I still think that Karen is jealous and thinks u want her man, Stanley! 😂
@kat66san
@kat66san Ай бұрын
I think it's more Stanley's color
@a1fixitguy309
@a1fixitguy309 Ай бұрын
Are you an Official "EMU Whisper" of Canada?
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Obviously not 😅
@susandorward2293
@susandorward2293 Ай бұрын
How lucky Karen has you to take care of her!
@critterscute3642
@critterscute3642 Ай бұрын
“It’s not easy being green”…Kermit.
@Bshiddy
@Bshiddy Ай бұрын
Stanley looks like a rock star with the wig on.
@carriejones9890
@carriejones9890 Ай бұрын
Girl I’m seriously starting to worry about your safety.
@alixp3411
@alixp3411 Ай бұрын
Stanley looked so cute!
@Moonchild14928
@Moonchild14928 Ай бұрын
Well, on the bright side, you never have to do an arms rotation at the gym…😊
@MsAubrey
@MsAubrey Ай бұрын
Stanley is so cute! ❤
@Natashas-life
@Natashas-life Ай бұрын
Lmao, I love your videos. I love how you're dramatic in these, it makes them funny. Great videos ❤ good name Karen hahaha 😂
@harpermartin6806
@harpermartin6806 Ай бұрын
Karen was definitely named appropriately 😂 I'd be so done with that bird...🍗
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew Ай бұрын
Hey Amanda 🌹🍃No not the Green 😳Stanley did look cutiful🤗😘🌴🌈☀️🌺🌊✌️💚😎
@ruthresetar5940
@ruthresetar5940 Ай бұрын
This is how I feel everyday in my 7th period class. The viciousness is real!
@robynwilliams460
@robynwilliams460 Ай бұрын
Stanley’s eyes! 😍😍😍
@bellasmom2597
@bellasmom2597 Ай бұрын
Maybe a hat with moving parts. A built in pinwheel on the back?
@prokesuk
@prokesuk Ай бұрын
It's the angle of the preview pic, but the thumbnail makes her look like a stop-motion monster from an old Harryhausen movie.
@dooglebee
@dooglebee Ай бұрын
Maybe murderous rage is Karen's love language? 🤔🤷‍♂️😄
@katmandoo1506
@katmandoo1506 Ай бұрын
If so, Karen will love Amanda to death, and as quickly as possible. 😳
@ohitsLoveNoelle
@ohitsLoveNoelle Ай бұрын
Stanley is so chill 🤣🤣🤣
@cydniedonat7635
@cydniedonat7635 Ай бұрын
Karen is GREEN with envy!😂
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 Ай бұрын
Better than Jurassic Park and far more realistic
@Aedelias
@Aedelias Ай бұрын
I need a Stanley cosplay/wig compilation
@andygarcia5577
@andygarcia5577 Ай бұрын
Hot ! Guardians girlie! Awesome mix tape!
@WillemPenn
@WillemPenn Ай бұрын
Karen should be the final boss in the next release of Mortal Kombat
@dosdoggies
@dosdoggies Ай бұрын
Maybe it's Karen that needs the wig?
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Like blinders!
@eglinacorrigan1678
@eglinacorrigan1678 Ай бұрын
Did you ever think of getting an animal whisperer to see what Karen’s deal is … it would be great to find out why she’s so mad with you all the time 😂
@gazclint1
@gazclint1 Ай бұрын
Amanda and Karen best double act since Laurel and Hardy 😂
@patarnold402
@patarnold402 Ай бұрын
Karen needs some Xanax ❤❤
@msbee5183
@msbee5183 Ай бұрын
I loooove your family❤❤❤❤❤❤ Karen is that 1❤❤❤❤😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@GailChadbourne
@GailChadbourne Ай бұрын
Karen just never gets tired of running and nipping at you. She sure doesn’t learn it’s not working!
@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus
@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus Ай бұрын
Although on the up-side, emu sausages are quite tasty when made properly. 👍🏻
@renter007
@renter007 Ай бұрын
I have to confess i am soothed by the green wig. Can look at it for hours. (not being creepy, but honesty counts does it)
@BajaGirl302
@BajaGirl302 Ай бұрын
Maybe get an extension for your arm, acting as your arm and hand, but longer reach 😂😳🤔
@azmom2020
@azmom2020 Ай бұрын
Stanley is a beautiful man. And the green wigs suits him! Sorry Amanda.
@MatildaDazilda
@MatildaDazilda Ай бұрын
Karen just wants to be the only woman in Stanley's life. She is very jealous of your relationship with him. Lol
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын
Sorry. The only costume that works against Karen is your full-body ostrich costume.
@TK-un1pu
@TK-un1pu Ай бұрын
Karen said don’t be trying to out do me with looks! ❤😂
@CalamityJAD3
@CalamityJAD3 Ай бұрын
Is she “thinking she’s protecting” Stanley ?
@leedanielson7452
@leedanielson7452 Ай бұрын
Karen probably prefers orange...😊
@angelaadkins3132
@angelaadkins3132 Ай бұрын
Must I say I do live that green on you but I may be a bit bias mine was green all through highschool😂💚
@blackletter2591
@blackletter2591 Ай бұрын
That was a scary thumbnail. Like a King Kong Karen Looming in the sky.
@mindyrussell9464
@mindyrussell9464 Ай бұрын
I bet you are exhausted after chores! 😅
@nothinghere1996
@nothinghere1996 Ай бұрын
Can i suggest you trade them in for chihuahuas?
@chancemathews7057
@chancemathews7057 Ай бұрын
PLOT TWIST: Karen thinks she’s giving you kisses and hugs.
@Sarcasmarkus
@Sarcasmarkus Ай бұрын
Since that ostrich costume worked maybe just an ostrich hat might be enough
@robynwilliams460
@robynwilliams460 Ай бұрын
Karen just never gives up!
@DelphiaStrickland
@DelphiaStrickland Ай бұрын
What if you tried wearing an inflatable T Rex costume? Lol
@jmantmull
@jmantmull Ай бұрын
Internet users are like, have you tried going topless? For science! 😂 seems to work for Goldbloom...😮
@thepsychicsleuth7
@thepsychicsleuth7 Ай бұрын
The end with Stanley 😂😂
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