Please do not schedule future broadcasts. If I wanted to feel like a TV viewer, I would turn on TV.

@@Whiterabbit124 the boyz don't givez a squig's zog what you feelz

@@TemplinInstitute We know that Marc is an over ambitious Snottling. A lovable cutthroat one.

Please do alpha legion next.

@@TemplinInstitute alpha legion, please.

Me an' da boyz 'bout to go lootz some planets 'n a WAAAAAAAAGH!

@@cyrilkhoury8847 WAAAAAAGH!

Me 'n' daboyz shoot'nup all dem li'l Ripperz in battl 'gains de Tyridz. (I might've botched up how the Orks spell or pronounce certain words, and if I have, I sincerely apologize. I'm just starting to get into Warhammer 40k.)

This made me genuinely laugh.

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 NO LAUGH. ONLY WAAAAAGH!!!

Ork..,,okay I give discount and a red paint job

The trukk wasn’t painted red!!!

@@orkboy8139 They painted it yellow...dumbasses

The trukk worked better than expected if they painted it yellow

Did we expect it to explode tho

And because they're blue

I don't think orks use computers tbh

Dat’s ded kunnin, dat iz.

@Demon Slayer u

Lol that's a saying I need to adopt. The other day after ordering 2 pizzas, buy one get one free, I told my little sister that pizza is a decent takeout food if you order the largest size because the majority of people are stupid, they don't understand pizza math. Generally a 12 inch will cost about twice as much as a 6. She said yeah it's because if you double the size it increases by 214% to 3.14. Didn't matter how many pizza calculators we both used, she refused to admit doubling the length and width actually quadrupled the total amount of pizza. I reiterated that as I'd said most people are bad at pizza math. She wasn't amused. Lol she's studying on and off in medical fields and could be a doctor if she really wanted to. Highest grade I have in anything is an E. As in just above an F. She's an A student or atleast was.

@@Chris-jw8vm you trollin, right, right?

@@Verynormaltagname your shít at pizza math 2 huh. Most are. Just look up any number of online calculators to see that doubling the height and width of a pizza quadruples it. Same principle applies to a round pizza as a square one. I really don't get why people have an issue understanding it. Oh well. You all drive the prices of the larger sizes down by believing such which helps me I guess.

@@Chris-jw8vm meh, must be an american thing, best pizza is crispy pizza, when i eat pizza, i like to eat pizza, not a cake with cheese, geez

@@Verynormaltagname I'm not talking about that kind of height. 1 is obviously 1 2 is 1 1 1 1 If it was doubled in all 3 dimensions then it would be 8 times bigger. I was just taking the 2d dimension into account.

Das right lad das how da boyz roll

What Da Battle? Its Da Live Boyz!

Orks iz da best. Fink different do ya? C'mmere an' 'ave a go, ya little runt!

Have you guys ever been to Ankh-Morpork?

Blasted Green Skins at least you're good practice between Hunts that's for sure 🐺

Austin Garcia eyyyyy, love Tuska

The happiest ending in all of 40k.

TUSKA DEMONKILLA! WITNESSED!

Those orks are probaly the most and only happy things on the 40k univerve

Warhalla for orks.

That's glorious. They are almost like children playing a game with finger guns, just a lot more murderous and gruesome

😂😂😂

And after the fight, they were all executed for using alien weapons

Best game of pretend ever...

How dare a human touch xeno filth?! COMMISSAR!!

Step 5: realize that orks would muerder you

You just described what happened to Yarrik. He cannot die because Orks believe he can't. He had his arm ripped off by an ork, he killed the ork and had the ork's metal claw arm put in place of his own missing arm. When the orks saw him using the ork war claw as his own is when his legend began. From that moment on they all believed he was unkillable.

Commisar yarrick did that lol

@@MouldMadeMind yarrick will like to have a chat with you

Yarrickmaxxing

I could feel the cringe from the other side of the Webway...

@@caad5258 why are you booing him hes right.

Imagine being known by the title, The Perverse. What an honor.

@@Krystalmyth well the Eldary race is known to have made Slaneesh into existance by constant, and extremely naughty, sex

@@caad5258 what you call "cringe" is an actual philosophical question that some french writers asked themself during the XVII century, the only example I remember by name is Voltaire in "Candide". I'm not aware if anyone else did it. Basicly, he realised that the more he knew, the more he felt small in the univers (at this time, humanity saw itself as the superior spece, as the apex of the creation. That mindset continued until the XXe century, that's also why Lovecraft's work was so popular but I digress). And felt like peoples who only focused on their day to day lives were far more happy than him.

You mean beakies. I believe that is what Orks call marines.

@@PunishthefalseI think that's just a specific chapter of Marines but I could be wrong.

@@OrionX700 Raven Guard to be precise. Due to them wearing mostly Corvus Pattern helmets (beakie)

@@syzmon8545 Oh, and in the very early editions, Space Marines rock the beak helmets.

Ehy the Finns are calling, they want their joke back!

"Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether you let failure be the last thing you do." The seventy maxims of maximally effective merenaries. SchlockMercenary.

Well.... Orks heal from their head being cut off when reattached even on another ork body..... Easy for them ;P

“don’t give up, try again” -a smart ork

Failure is always an option, it's just normally the last resort.

I feel like the Orks kind of are the truth. They accept the ugly truth all other races deny as it's too horrible. The world is a cruel and violent place and power is the only thing that matters.

There’s a fan theory that it also keeps the emperor alive.

@@morganfreeman-sheehy842 ABSURD! To even suggest that the Orks are in any way, shape or form responsible for the Emperor's divinity is nothing short of HERESY.

@@Fadzi2342 Well no, I hate to tell you but the orkz psychic powers are strong but they aren't that strong and plus it only seems to work on technology only.

@@unclelarry8842 It works on everything. Orkz survive the vaccuum of space while repairing their ships, simply because they think they can, no suit needed. When a group thought their wierdboy was able to completely control his powers, not only was he able to fully control his powers...he was able to create psychic storms and devestation usually reserved for TITANS. Due to an accident, a group saw their warboss punch an enemy and the enemy exploded. So they thought he was able to do that every time. Guess what? He was able to cause an explosion with every punch because his boyz thought he could. Inquisitor Cain was lucky and had an ork weapon deflect off an armored portion of his jacket. The orkz thought he was immune to bladed weapons after that. He was cut and stabbed by ork knives and power clawz completely without effect purely because the orks thought he couldn't be cut or stabbed by bladed weapons. They thought he was "another Yarrick" and attributed some of Yarrick's mystique onto him. Let us not forget the poor Tau armored unit that got too close to an ork with a power claw. The claw ripped through the Tau's armor so easily that the entire ork unit believed all Tau armor was pathetically thin. Suddenly no Tau armor could withstand a hit from anything. If the Tau kicked their armored units too hard their foot would go through it if they were too close to the orks. Blood Angels go faster when fighting orks. Not just their vehicles, they run faster, move faster, swing faster, etc. This is a phenomena that is actually well documented by the chapter. Similarly Imperial Fists find their weapons explode with more force over larger areas when fighting ork for the same reason. The WAAAGH! energy effects anyone and everyone.

​@@Nempo13 Their WAAAAAAGH! energy seem to be localized though. Hence why it rises the more of them are in roughly the same area. With the scale of fighting on Armageddon, it seems to be planet-wide (enough to 'save' Yarrick) but their powers clearly wane off over distance.

Underrated comment. 👍

Chaos seems pretty satisfied with their existence

@@FireurchinProductionsByzantium Nurgl followers for sure.

@@FireurchinProductionsByzantium listen to the dreadnought in DoW 2, he resumes the mind set of chaos cultists: desesperates cowards who think that nothing can't beat the gods, and that it's netter to submit to them And as a counter argument I have only one name: Tunska: the demon killa

Also Nurgle himself

If you are interested in getting into the universe through video games, there's a few. Warhammer Space Marine is a Third Person Action game where you play as a space marine fighting to save a planet, and you do this through non-stop violence caused by guns, chainsaw-swords, hammers, whatever tickles your fancy, Space Marine has you covered in unrelenting, brutal fashion. The Dawn of War games are Real Time Strategy games where you are able to pick varying races, each having their own playstyles and unique feel. Dawn of Wars 1 and 2 are liked by many WH40K fans, but be warned: both of them are VERY different in how you play them. Dawn of War 1 is for more grand scale war, while 2 is for in depth management of multiple squads.

@@Manglet762 Theres also Warhammer 40k dauntless (EDIT: its called Space Hulk: Deathwing) which is an fps where you go around slaughtering the Tyranids, where you play as imperium of man and you can either play it solo or in multiplayer which is much more preferable in my opinion. Its kinda like halo but much more gruesome

@@yeahokbuddy2510 Sounds interesting, though when I looked it up both on KZfaq and Bing, nothing showed up. Is it unreleased?

@@Manglet762 I AM SO SORRRRY i goofed i dont know why i said dauntless lmao thats a cruiser in the 40k game. Its actually called Space Hulk: Deathwing its a very badass looking game and its been out for a couple years

@@Manglet762 Heres a link to a review/gameplay kzfaq.info/get/bejne/npxnhZCky8zKaZs.html

Eh, they would be turned into slaves if not punched in the face mid-sentence in the WAAAAAAGH.

@@dregmek but they want violence. Where's the fun without it?

@@AlecMader they are still violently brutal with the slaves if there is any that still have a head and a body. They use them for whatever makes since in their brains like the snotlings or grots but mainly like, scrapping hive cities, mining, or whatever other use that they need that doesn't involve the snotlings or Gretchen.

Dat 'ud be propah kanon

Problem is, now a bunch of orcs believe the longer they wait, the better (read bigger) the resulting WAAAAAAHG will be. So when an orc finally decides to go for it, the whole sector might be doomed.

Also they'll loot the crap out of it.

@@effigytormented only if the blood ravens don't get it first. And even then they'll just steal the tech and nick the warboss for good measure

@@elizataylor1726Or Trazyn the Infinite.

DATZ DA POWAH OF DEM WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ENERGIES! DA BLESSIN'Z A GORK 'N' MORK DEMSELVEZ!

Oh yes I love how the ork can look at a piece of technology that was 100 years in the making and go yea I'll have a go and shit out something better in 3 minutes

Slaaneshi cultists and followers of the grandfather tend to enjoy themselves too, in very different ways of course, but still.

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. Orks love war above all else. Of course they've already won.

Not entirely. Some of the Imperium worlds, the ones back from the front line, are quite comfortable. The Imperium leaves them alone so long as they pay their taxes - difficult communication makes micromanagement impossible. There are entire Garden Worlds dedicated to serving as tourist paradises. And the cultists at least get to have some fun - they are truly devoted to their causes, and take much pleasure in their noble fight. While life is hell for almost all of mankind, there are always going to be those on top of the social hierarchy who manage to carve out some luxury for themselves.

Orkz just wanna have fun.

and trazyn

Mossly cuz dere ain't nuff Teef in all da Black fer any Real Ork ta be cawt Burnt sayin' summat like dat...

Missed opportunity :/

WAAAAAAAAGH!

The MacGuffin and no mention of DAKKA

@@seand.g423 WOZ DAT AM EARIN? SOUNDS LOIK A PUNY UMMIE WITTA SMAL MOWF, SPEAK UP YA GROT

Yellow makes it explode more Red makes it faster And purple is S N E E K Y

The best part is they're too dumb to properly exploit it, so it's not even OP.

@@alekssavic1154 Sometimes it even backfires like how it is with Yarrick, He can't die because the Orks believe that he's immortal.

I wonder if they just unknowingly use the full capabilities of the machine spirit

The Marines can just basically make make a Majority of Orks Believe that their Emperor is still alive and it'll happen

Imagine creating a bio-engineered supersoldier only to be killed by a local cop

@@nutsostoik6231 a local cop who somehow found a grenade launcher and has absured amounts of plot armor.

Ya mean "when an Ork lootz a battery off ya" ;-)

@@petroandras ^ This.

And the ork will do it using some string, a stick, and a trigger

Give an ork a pile of random junk and he'll build a Gargant

Isador Akios give an ork a twig he can make a chainsword

The ork are just Xeno who have watch to much time Mad Max movies^^

@@brotheralaric7177 Mad Max vs Orks: War of Scrap Town. Coming to a Headcanon Universe near you.

This comment made me laught so much XD

or you calling me bois trash or the most useful thing ever

More like weed. Extremeness varies, but they're always chill compared to everything else.

Coca.

Warhammer 40k: If crystal meth was a franchise

they literally grow out their teeth and use it as a form of currency so...

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Id say it's the ultimate adderall fantasy, that is if the Emperor was still running things

@SHADOWWOLF77 datz about right. Used ta be da Krork, but without reality ending sun and soul consuming enemies ta fight dey devolved inta da modern Orkz. Da bigger da enemy, da stronger n smarter da ork.

Yep. And there's some minor hints that the base species they got the genes for the "animal" side of ork physiology from was a certain primitive primate from Earth...

@@GaldirEonai Why everything keeps evolving into orks

Though I think the Eldar have done more damage at least to humanity.

@@GaldirEonai Erectus or even older?

but not even realize thats what happened

Be happy they don't got dicks

The only religion where your belief is not wasted.

Ork figurer bomber's cockpits are not pressurized, and flyboys dont wear helmets or suits. They just believe so hard there is air in space that they can breathe without actually having any oxygen.

GREEN IZ VEST!

Stop by order of the inquisitors of the Imperium by order of his majesty the emperor I have allowed special viewing of this Intel to save many lives on the battlefield including many Imperial Guardsmen who may be thrown at the greater threats that are coming for the Imperium

​@@ingamingpc1634 Thanks to this information granted by the Inquisition and the God Emperor we only lost 10 million soldiers against a filthy greenskin WAAAAAGH compared to the usual 25-30 million or even bigger numbers.

@@wisewolf7388 I would also suggest that you be careful for those sneaky boys those Orcs that learned that subtlety is much better than Waaa

InGaming pc NOTHIN‘ PERSONAL GIT! WAAAAGH!!!

Wot in da twinz godz name is a ...wu...wahman? Iz dat loik a weaker umie?

@@ChronoTriggerHappy lmao, that brightened my day

Boss, Dat meanz demz a humie boyz Nob.

@@ChronoTriggerHappy IT'S A 'UMIES WIF NO NOB IN THEYZ CRO'CH

@Maria Kelly There are no male Orks either. Orks don't have genders but they have a pretty masculine look.

I’d say that that would be the angry marines orks are more like internet trolls

I’d say that that would be the angry marines orks are more like internet trolls

But 4chan is filled with tards and incels while Orks are total fucking chads who only care about krumpin umies and foightin in da WAAAGH!

@@THESIXTHEGG orkz based

4chan isn't just Orks. 4chan isn't just space marines. 4chan *is the entire warhammer40k universe*

S31Syntax waaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Luckily they can't tell time..

I always preferred the theory that the reason why Ultramarines are so overpowered is because Orks think the color blue is lucky. If enough of them think that, it must be true.

I mean... to be fair they already found a way to go back in time. One of the warbosses went back in time and killed himself so that he could have 2 of his favorite weapon lol

I also think because of the sheer number of Orkz, the entire reason 40K is ripped apart in eternal conflict is because a bunch of green mushroom bois love fighting

I TRIED DIZ "TINDAH" WIT DA BURNA BOYZ BUT DER WAZ NOTIN' TO BURN! WAT IZ DIZ ZOGGIN' FING

@@johndanes2294 You're trying to get involved in human social structures, mate. Mating rituals. No use to you of course, given how you reproduce asexually, and only love/lust for war and bigger guns. It doesn't actually set people on fire I'm afraid to say, sorry mate.

@@festethephule7553 WATZ WIF ALL DIZ HUMMIE TALK YOUZ DOIN'? JUST TELL ME HOW ME AND THE BOYZ CAN BURN DOWN SUM' GITZ!

@@johndanes2294 OI GIT! YOU HAV' TA SMASH OPEN DA TINDAH THING! THEN YOU CAN BURN DA LITTLE HUMIES INSIDE! IT S DAT SIMPLE ! YOU LUCKY ME GOOD OL' HEAD WUZ HERE TA 'ELP YER SORRY SNOT LOVIN' ARSE!!!!!! NOW GET TA FIGHTN' BOY !!!! IT S TIME FER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!

ayyy

They cannot tell which is which, but will murder anyone who questions them or calls them out on it.... kind of like all religions.

@@fumarc4501 I doubt that anybody came close enough to an Ork to get into a religious argument about which god is cunning or brutal or a mix of both and to what degree. And since when do the boyz need a reason to murder somebody?

Gork is the cunningly brutal, Mork the brutally cunning

@@phreakazoith2237 they dont. But a reason makes doing it more fun.

this is Tzeentch levels of mind-fuckery ngl

Comparing Orks to KND is genius

So basically they dont lose

Joao Domingues orkz ave left the chat

Yarrick: the only good ork is a dead ork and I'm seeing a lot of bad orks. Drive me closer so I can hit them with my sword.

Ghazghkull has joined the chat

Does his arm stop working when there are no orkz around?

Commander Farsight has joined the chat.

This is so weird to read as a german because the German word for culture is literally Kultur xD

Actually, this quote is true to life and gives hope to so many peoplez.....

You can get mad about the mystery if you never ask the question in the first place.

@@Siegmernes well, Orks are one part soccer hooligan but also one part wwi propaganda “Hun”

I don't know if they truly don't ask the questions. I think it's more that they actually accept the answers to those questions.

Kittenstomper and to add dakka

And in these complicated, conflicted goals and interests of multiple species, the Orks also join to... fight... ...Ork motivations...

They're one of my favorite factions as well.. they're hilarious.. and the only species having fun in a grim dark universe.

What you mean by 'impression'? Templin cross-multi-verse VPN got real Orc to speak!

@@piotrd.4850 Right

The powers of chaos is not through brute force but through manipulation. However orcs can't really be manipulated and you can't spread darkness through them as they will act on it immediately meaning it doesn't have time to fester.

Also they are the only race that is happy in this world.

Fire the headcannon!

'ummies lad, lazy bunch of grots

Sez da fat snotlin' wha' sed "of"

Dam Dumah Day be mukkin about!

OI! WHYZ YOU WHISPERIN?!

DEYZ' BEIN' SNEEKY! JOB 'EM!

OI, WOT “PRAYURS”? IT WORKS LIKE DIS ‘CUZ I SAY SO YA GIT!

PRAYURS IZ WOT YER SEZ TO GORK N MORK, YA GIT. ONLY I DINT NEVAH NEED TO PRAY TO MAKE A FING WORK CUZ I KNOWZ MY GUBBINZ PROPPA.

Whaz 'fil-oss-i-fee' mate? Soundz poncy.

No, that beast didn't. He died when the reactor exploded in the gargant. Vulkan did come back thanks to him being a perpetual

@@dregmek a little changed...

Uz orcs's iz not nown fer logic ye see.

What there is to know about the Orks could simultaneously fill a library and fit upon a single page

Josh Morel aye I could spend years talking about the orks that would take about 5 minutes

@@MemeMachine-po9zo SPEEK UP YA GIT

@@fujifilm5127 MY BAD, ORRY BOUT THAT

Yes, I too am disappointed that wasn't the video title ): missed opportunity!

*WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*

The Emperor's Imperium, Anrakyr's Necrons, & Bloodaxes are my favorite lore factions

The Empire is probably the only faction I would wholeheartedly destroy. At least Orks are little more than Animals, and the Eldar and Necrons are essentially physical Gods, but humans? They’re vile, disgusting, hateful, ignorant, selfish, and genuinely take pleasure in knowing what they’re doing is wrong but still going through with it. The Emperor’s visage must be destroyed, the Golden throne must be reduced to atoms, and the whole entirety of all human worlds must be obliterated.

@@johnnyrocket1685 I mean, however bad the Imperium is, Chaos is still without question worse.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhhh DEM BRAIN BOYZ IN DIS TEMPLIN FINGYS GOTTA WAAAGH TA WIN, YA PUNY GIT

@Thomas Tamba ah you'z a kulcherd grot, fer cer'in...

[LOOTIN INTENSIFIED]

Who iz yu callin personal, ya pimply grot? Shut yer zoggin gob, ya runty git!

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO

Youuu....Youza FAT 'ne fer suure

Da hells a warbass is dat an orky fish were do I get one

YOUZ A WARBAWSS? HA! YOUZ CANT KOMMAND DEEZ BOYZ WURF A STINKIN' CLONK! YOUSE JUS' A PUNY SOFT GIT WAT NEEDSA STOMPIN'

You best be working on dem perception points, cuz youz WAYZ off! See dis? DIS is what da biggest, baddest, Warboss in the sectah looks like!

YOU?! BAH! I'M DA BEZT YA ZNOT GIT!!!

The simple truth is that the Emperor had Foresight, so there’s no possibility of anyone being able to understand what he saw or what he knew. For all we know, he could’ve been so violently against Religion, simply because he saw a future where he was the God of Mankind, and wanted to ensure that no other concept was allowed to live on in the collective minds of humanity. At the same time, he could have also known that by conducting Exterminatus on his own worlds, and that through other displays of pure, untethered Death and Destruction, the emperor could convince the Psychic Webway of the Orks to begin collectively believing him to be more powerful than he actually is.

OI, 'OO' S YER CALLIN' A MORON YA GIT? YOO C'MERE AN OI'LL GIVE YER WOT FOR! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Dat's cos yuzz ain't kultured up, ya git! Yer tryin' ta grab at 'inglish' or whatevah when you should be grabbin' the shootiest or stabbyist bits and get to fightin'!

@@alrush34 oy! Let da litel squig do 'is bit. He don know wha we 'ays. I bet 'e just pulls 'is gun all night da 'e does

Orksymoron?

ORK IZ DA HIGHEST OF ALL KULTUR!

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."

I... iz inevitable. Ya git.

Gazghull Thrakka: I iz In-eveita-bubble... *(Somehow snaps fingers with a power-klaw)*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*☝. Breaths, takes a sip of water* Wawa wa. Hmm.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Takes another breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 OI, YA GIT! TAKIN' A BREAK FROM A WAAAAAAAAAAGH TO GIVE UR LUNGS AN OPRUTUNDITY TO REST?! LIKE A PUNIE 'UMIE? IZ YA AN ORK, OR IZ YA A GROT?! GORK 'ELP YA IF YA LUNGS GIVS OUT AGAIN 'CUZ I'Z GUNNA GET DA PAINBOY TO FIX IT RIGHT PROPA! NOW LEMMIE 'EAR YA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Green iz best

Orks inglis is best inglis! Yu know

yu cant hear da boyz coming? Then boyz need more Dakka for bigger kawuum!

@@artruisjoew5473 if that's what hear den days wat Yu ear For me I hear broken London English

it's rather meant to be cockney. Commissar BRO did a nice vid on how to sound like an ork.

Only Orks will consider getting stuck on a Daemon World to fight daemons, die, resurrect next day and do it all over again to be a good end.

The scary thing about that story is that Tuska’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH is possibly simultaneously the largest in number, the most experienced and the physically strongest out of all Orks due to perpetual combat, death and revival.

@@holypaladin4657 But they're stuck there until Khorne lets them leace, which he won't since he tests his generals against the Orks there.

OI DA MAD DOK HAS SUMFING' FOR DAT! PUTS SUMFING' IN YOUR BRAIN AND YOU DONT FEEL SLEEPY ANYMORE!

@@johndanes2294 I rekumend kafee

@@kamikaze6198 WHATCHA WHISPERIN' FOR, YA GROT?

@@ElectromagNick YOU IS WOT?!

what if an Ork is named Ragnar ?

Tigerstorm 6 indeed

*Hello green friends!*

Basically, the Fungus got into Vulcan's body and has become a Warboss/Primarch Hybrid with high regeneration and high durability.

VULKAN LIVES! *(STOMP STOMP)*

We must embrace Dear Father’s Remains - *ONE BRITTLE BONE AT A TIME*

Humans in 40k are by far much more horrific and irredeemable than the Orks could literally hope to be. Orks will never be as disgusting as humans. A human could see you eat an apple in what they perceive as the “Incorrect Manner,” and that is all that is enough to call an Inquisitor to conduct Exterminatus in your entire planet. Eating an apple incorrectly means you’re a Chaos Collaborator, and the “””Only””” choice they have is to burn your entire planet’s biosphere. Not that it actually is the only option, but humans in 40k genuinely love watching entire worlds die during Exterminatus. It’s a status symbol to be able to say “I watched the Imperium Exterminate an entire planet in only 2 minutes!”

@@johnnyrocket1685 That's a nice caricature you got there, but we're talking actual 40k here?

@@magni5648 I am very much so talking about 40k here. What do you think I’m talking about? What else would I be talking about on a 40k video other than 40k on a 40k video about 40k lore? Humans are worse than Orks and Tyranids, they’re worse even than the Eldar. No one is as truly evil as Humanity other than perhaps the Chaos Gods themselves. And anyone who actually likes the Imperium of Man is just as irredeemable.

@@johnnyrocket1685 You're talking about a caricature of actual 40k canon, not the real thing. That, or your understanding of it constitutes a parody.

@@magni5648 lol watch any video, play any game, read any book, and you’ll come to realize how trash humans truly are, not just in Warhammer but in real life. Consider the fact that Humanity used science and technology to become nearly the most powerful race in existence, coming close to superseding Necrons in the 30th millennia, and because they lost control of AI for a little bit, they willingly chose to throw themselves back into a mindless, savage Medieval style society that literally worships a man as a fucking God….. Oh wait, that’s how stupid real humans genuinely are. Yeshua ben Josef just tried to tell people to love themselves, and people were and still are so idiotic that humans have been mindlessly killing each other for thousands of years without end…. Just because they can’t come to the conclusion that Religions were made by men seeking power, and that Evolution through Science is humanity’s only hope. Worshipping god is very literally been the direct cause of the planet earth dying. It is because of religious ideologies that this planet has been raped beyond saving, because “God told me in my head that I deserve to own people and make up the rules.”

Draco 115 i dont think orks can understand what Mortality is.

Which is why Commissar Yarrick is so powerful. The Orks are afraid of him, and what they believe about him becomes true!

this deserves more attention. quality humour

I AINT FINISHED WIT YOU YET SPACE MARINE

They are speaking the language of WAAAAAAAGh

*SPICE MARINE

GET OUT MAH COMMENT SECTION SPACE MARINE

I aint so eazy ta kill hehehe

Agreed. I want an outtake reel.

Orks are actually one of the most well-written examples of an anarcho-capitalist society in fiction.

@@artruisjoew5473 That's in theory. In practice companies can also resort to violence for the sake of profit. Ork economy is still far more free than in any other society in the galaxy. The Imperium is basically a state capitalist society with heavy taxation, while the Tau economy is fully reliant on central planning. Meanwhile, Ork economy is owned by private enterpreneurs (Mekboys) who are very much independent from the usual Ork government structure (Bosses).

Actually orks have currency. Teeth. Keeps inflation down, a steady stream of trade, and if short just punch someone in the face and get a few more. And remember, all completion is just a reason to make a bigger boom

@@artruisjoew5473 Nothing about capitalism, in any form, mandates peace.

Stonks.

Chaos attacks imperium. Imperium attacks chaos Orks attack everyone, that way everyone is involved

A Dossier on Roboute Guilliman would be a good one, considering how central to the setting he's become since he came back.

The 4 most boring parts of 40k

Needs more bass and flying saliva, like this, ahem *WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

hehehe.

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!*

WHAAAAAAAT the hell guys ? You're humans for Emperor sake... **rests hand on laspistol**

Scuz me, hey mad doc, stitch this back on will.ya

Oi, dis umie iz 'n wuz crumped all alon'! Dunno why iz it still mouthy un...

Are you sure about that? **Numerous Ork Nobz start infighting, going to ground and become harder to predict**

AH BOZZ, DIS HERE CUMMENT ONLY HAS LETTERZ...HOW WEZ LOOT DIS?

@@antitroller101 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

antitroller101 BY LOOTIN’ YA GROT! WHERE DERZ A ORK DERZ A WAY!

@@fumarc4501 AH Y-YES BOZZ WE A LOOT EM

@@antitroller101 IF YA CAN'T LOOT IT YA KRUMP IT YA ZOGGING GIT!

You thought it, and it became true, are you an ork?

Yew umie git! Why would you’s ever be talkin bout Gork an Mork when you’s could be krumpin some sod fr Gork an Mork?

Yeah! Ave you got something stuck in yer brainz? Just keep killin' da enemy an del be appy!

GORK IZ BEST!

Yeah Gorkz iz BEST!

NAH MORK IZ BEST KOS 'ES DA WUN DAT'S ALL SNEAKY LIKE

Nice save my guy

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*_WAAAAGHHHRRRRIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!_*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I mean they’re both. They’re comic relief and also an Apocalyptic threat. Personally, I like to believe that the Old Ones very intentionally made this choice, to have their Orks appear from the outside as completely savage and idiotic, so that the other races just leave them alone thinking they can’t actually do anything. Next thing you know, specifically because your Government chose to view the Orks in the solar system as “Dumb, idiotic and Brutish,” suddenly your entire planet is being swarmed by 100s of Quadrillions of Orks, who tear your planet apart piece by piece and enslave your children.

Ya sure it was not thanks to Gork?

OI DON NOU YA GIT JUS KEEP SMASHIN AN KILLIN (still practicing my orkoid accent)

GORK IZ BEST YA MORKER GIT!

necrons have some interesting lore I would love to hear more about