Fun Fact: The first episode of Dont Hug Me I’m Scared was on KZfaq kids for a short time. Sending my prayers to the helpless victims of that show.

I hate how kids in the future will call this “nostalgia”

“What the hell is cocomelon?” *Famous* *Last* *Words* *Before* *Disaster*

I started really watching KZfaq at age 12 back in 2008, I actually lied about my age by a year on my original account to be able to properly use it. Yeah, I watched a lot of stuff my parents wouldn't have approved of like AVGN, KZfaq Poops full of cursing, Nu Metal songs and such. That said, that was pretty average for people my age, I'm glad my parents didn't have the technical know how to censor our internet and that KZfaq Kids didn't exist back then as I probably would have just quit using the site then. Also it seems like they have cleaned the Elsagate out of this app but that stuff was ironically more harmful than the edgy teenage stuff I was watching. Anyway, I'm never having kids but if I did I would be making them use this app and checking their watch history. I'd probably let them into normal KZfaq at 9-11 when they could be trusted more and wouldn't want to watch just straight up kids content anymore. That said, I would make playlists of decent stuff for them to watch of shows that actually have a brain like Sesame Street and similar stuff. Does PBS Kids have a decent app? Maybe I would also throw in that. Also honestly that Pokemon channel didn't seem so bad compared to these other channels.

"What the hell is cocomelon" Bro you're so lucky-

"This is like a Disney Channel Lets Play show." The worst part about that sentence is that they actually exist.

What's funny about Connor saying that Wolfoo looks like Peppa Pig is the fact that Wolfoo actually got SUED by Peppa Pig not long ago.

“Masha and the Bear,” which is produced by Moscow-based Animaccord Animation Studio, is loosely based on a children’s folk story of the same name. The show, which debuted in 2009, relays the adventures of a mischievous little girl named Masha and a retired circus bear who keeps her out of trouble. Thought the series was “conceived as a local project, tailored to the Russian audience,” according to Animaccord managing director Dmitry Loveyko, it has huge international appeal. About two-thirds of Animaccord’s KZfaq royalties come from views outside Russia, Loveyko said in 2016.

The one thing I hate about YT Kids is COPPA. As COPPA exists, I will hate KZfaq for it even if I'm still using it and if they remove the COPPA law from YT, then I'm cool.

While all the cool creators like MrBeast, Casey Neistat and Dude Perfect are at the YT table, YT Kids is the one that sits by themselves thinking they don’t need everybody else...when they do

4:01 perfectly cut screams

good thing this didn't exist when i was a child, i may have gotten nightmares and stumbled across some weird crap when i was younger, but it shaped me into the mental wreck of a teen i am today. 👍

Let’s just congratulate Connor for not knowing what Cocomelon is until now

To be honest, I feel bad for today's generation growing up with absolute weird, somewhat obscure nonsense like "Mommy/Daddy don't leave me Sonic sad story happy ending" and "(insert color here) vs (insert color here) mukbang Korean street food gummy eye fnf spongbob blah blah blah pop it among us tournament poppy playtime". It's sad that really popular stuff is being thrown in these out-of-context nonsensical cheaply animated sweatshop videos aimed at like, little kids or something. I feel like we're slowly going back up to 2017 KZfaq kids level with all that colorful shit that makes your eyes bleed out. I fear these videos if they still exist in the future. God, those poor kids.

4:22 that show never aired on Nickelodeon.

I'm glad that i was born in 1998 and i had great shows on TV that encouraged kids to go outside and use their imagination to create funny scenarios. I often pretend to be a knight who fights evil monsters with my friends back then. That was the best time to be a kid. (My opinion)

I actually watched masha and the bear as a kid, it is an actually acceptable show actually made with passion

Whatever we do, we must protect Kirby from this chaos

7:07 it's the official pokémon kids channel, not bootleg at all.

5:20 another reason is "safe content (for kids)" and NO ads

8:11 I mean there was a show called Player Select where they got actual KZfaq videos and had creators like Coryxkenshin, Jacksepticeye, and more play games(there own videos). Though it failed due to being overly censored.

"It's kind of the same thing for every age" That one reccomended video: "THE RUSSIA-UKRAINE CONFLICT"

3:38 yep it is, the company of peppa pig actually sued wolfoo! So, there's that

1:45 Masha and the Bear was an cartoon show in Russia

3:16 fun fact: wolfoo was actually SUED by peppa pig

The scary stuffs were apparently allowed due to over-rided servers due to massive amounts of content being processed at any one time. I could be wrong, though.

5:13 *it’s baby beast!*

If you think American KZfaq is weird, just wait till you see overseas/Japanese KZfaq. It’s weird to say the least. Also, Elsagate was a weird time… 2016 was weird… Ps. The music in the cocomelon vid kinda reminded me of tomodachi life. I could absolutely watch this without any guilt, I need to download just for my own amusement. Pokémon kids is pretty legit btw. That deserves its own video.

KZfaq Kids is an abomination!

"watch mewtwo fly around jamaica" 💀

“What the hell is Cocomelon?” *You do not wanna know…*

him: what is wolfio? me: *you dont want to know*

Conner: Who the hell is Masha and the Bear? Masha and the Bear, has one of the most viewed vids on the platform: 👁👄👁 If it wasn’t obvious already, it’s a Russian animation. While not an official symbol of Russia (the double-headed eagle is), the Bear has been always used by the West to describe the country and overtime the Russians have embraced this schtick. Instead of the big clumsy mean bear stereotype, they countered with a cuddly one called Misha that they selected for the 1980 Summer Olympics

Everytime Conner uploads a video, he always mades my day

My little brother used to be so kind and innocent and always loved playing with his toys. Until, he started becoming obsessed with the tablet. I caught him watching these battle games where it shows blood and other stuff that is not made for 3 year olds.

3:37 bro roasted wolf family

You should do a video about KZfaq's weekly cartoons like "DUH", "Teen-Z", and "Avocado Couple"

They should’ve just made another version of KZfaq, called KZfaq Gaming. It would be SOOOO much better. I NEED MY MEGA MAN, DARNIT! Maybe Some Metal Slug, just Retro Gaming in general, ya know?

"Oh god there ugly" Couldn't agree with you more

1:23 Let me tell you this. I used to watch Steve and Maggie when I was in first grade and this brings back so much nostalgia. Steve is the human, and Maggie is the bird. I remember the time where I learned that you can’t eat a drink, but you drink it.

Connor: *after watching the Wolfoo intro* Is this Peppa Pig? Me: Yes and no. It's more of a ripoff of Peppa

Despite this existing, I still see FAR too many comments of kids going "I'm 8, and I like this". Very annoying.

4:00 “let’s eat” Baby:shits pants “WHAAAAA”

“What is Cocomelon?” *It was at that moment, he knew…* *He F-Ed up.*

2:35 lol I remember this when I was younger I found this with my sister and we were like SONIC!? So we spent hours watching a baby show, and couldn’t find Sonic What? 🦉

3:25 so the pepa pig team is suing for copyright infringement

Are you kidding me, slavic kids LOVED Masha and the Bear! It plays on the kids' TV channels ALL. THE. TIME and honestly? The animation is good and, sure, the humor is for kids, but it's 100x better than most of the stuff on KZfaq Kids...

Recently I've been watching videos of documentaries on disasters like the 1986 Chernobyl and 1984 Bhopal disasters, as well as videos such as the 1915 Quintinshill rail disaster from TunderBolt1000, and I've gotta say.... those videos are much more family friendly than whatever the hell youtube allows on KZfaq kids. Also (Ive commented this in another rant video about YT Kids), when I was young (Most likely around the age of 8 or 9 [Im now 18 years old]), I remember watching a video of a dub for a Mario themed comic on DeviantArt called "Cake in the oven", the main synopsis of the comic is that Princess Toadstool is pregnant, (This must have been sometime in 2013), and I have to say, those videos never bothered me in any way, maybe because the comic and the creators of the dub were people who were not at all interested only in money.

The loading icon tells a lot about the nature of that thing

5:08 That might just be the fastest time I went from normal to instantly cringing in my entire life

Can't believe COPPA just had to ruin this KZfaqr's whole career. But thankfully it wasn’t COPPA'd anymore, thanks KZfaq.

I was born in Russia and grown up watching Masha and the bear if that's what you call it in US. It is actually a Russian cartoon for kids. I never thought they made an American version... It's kind of weird hearing the characters talk on English...

8:34 I don’t think kids want to know about the war in ukraine

I saw a little kid where I worked, was watching one of these videos on her mom's phone. God help the future generation.

“Let’s eat!” M̸̢̧̡̡̠̟̗͙̹̮͖̘͔͓̤̤͕̫̩͙͔̱̱͎̰̯̬̲̪͈͉̥̤͕͎̗͈͎̳̖͈̩͖̙͓̻͂́͆̔̿̄̾̍̈́̿̑̒̀̈́͆̊͐͋͌̔͑̅̈́̐̋̽͜͝͝ͅͅA̸̧̧̨̧̛̝̹̠͎̯̟͉̩͓͉̜̞̗̙̹͍͇̟̙̝͔͕͗͆͑̃̀̎̌̓͛͑̀̈́͑̾̅̈́͛̔̑͛͊̊̾̔͛́͗̈̏́̏̄͌̅̆̓͘̕̕̚̚͜͝͠͝ͅĂ̸͚̩̭̈́͌̈́̉̒̂͘͝ͅÄ̶̢̡̬̼̙͎̣͕̪̰͙̱̬͚̠̫͇͔̖̠͓̼̲͔͈̟̻̦́͋͋̈́̍̉̂̄́͐̽̑͊̍͜͝A̴̧̨̡̨̞͙̙̜̱͔̬̲̘̥̻͙̺͓̲̥̝̬̳̰̼̬̞̞͉͇̙̳̮̰̫͖̝̖̞͐̈́͆̈́̅̈́̃́̈̓̄̅͂̍̈́̊̏̋̋̆̀̉̿̒̿͂̂͒̔̂̈́̾͒̆̄́́̓̇̓͊̕̕̕̕͘̕͝͝ͅͅͅͅĂ̴̢̧̨̟̙̫͈̤̜̰͈͖̠͙̝̼͇̯͙̟̗̯͉̯̮̪̅̓͒̿͘̕͘͝Ǎ̴̧̢̧͈̺͇̺̫͖̤̱̼̫͉̼̙͉̱̮̭̦̘̥̻͎̀̎͆̈́͂̄͐͋̇͑̎͂́͗̉̆̀͌͆̐̎͌̽̔͛̈̓̌̀̅̅͂̕̚͜͝A̵̡̡̧̛͔̟͇̺̳̟͙̪̺̦̗̭̣͈̰̳̞͈͖̘̥̮͉̲͇̤̣͖̎͆̈́̃̆̈́̔̈́̅͗̆́̾̐́̋͘̚ͅĂ̵̢̧̡̨̩̞̦̺̘̙̟̲͙͈̜̳̙̙̘̜̭̬̗̪̱̯͇̼̬͎͎̮͚̺̻̥̝̙̎̆͌̎̏̅̇̌͗̓͐̾̆͌͐̿̔̃͐͆̊̐̈́̋̒̊͑͘͜͝͠͝͝ͅḀ̷̢̧̨̢̧͓̘̰̖̞̩̗͕̣̼͚̖̙̬̲̬͔͉̰̫̺̥̣̣̓̇̾͐̏̒̿̊̓͌͑̊̌̌̽́́̓̈́̅̿̕͘͝ͅA̶̪̖̗͋́͑͋͆̊͛̾̔̔̔̚̕͝͝A̷̢̢̧̛̪̤̫̭̘̲̻̭̲̺̖͕͈͙̬͚͓̣̫̬̲̻͖̝̣͖̳̗̳̣̯͕͙̹̼̯̖͔͈̰͔̺͕͗̌̍̾͒̋͐̑̉̀̅̽͊͂͌̾̀̃̈́̈́͂̚̚͘͘͘͜ͅͅ

I LOVE that the DDLC soundtrack is playing in the background.

2:15 bruh

When I had to use it during middle school (my parents were protective). The only thing I would watch is minecraft and Baking. I was freaked out about everything else.

7:13 its real, its on the pokemon official youtube channel, and the pokemon tv app

omg I am so glad I found this channel!!!!!!! I used to watch this channel all the time!!!!!!! thank you for the great memory's

7:46 I’m was on regular youtube since i was 5 but didn’t get a channel until i was 8 or 9-ish (I’m 10 now)

Oh god I’m glad I grown up with the normal KZfaq

I don't know if this is ever come up, but Pokemon TV is an official Pokemon company run thing.

3:28 PLAYING WITH TALKING ROBOT SONIC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"what is cocomelon" you are asking some VERY dangerous questions

5:31 I feel so bad for the girls, they probably don’t even realize there are weird kids filming em. Or maybe they’re acting.

when my parents finally let me use youtube I was about 5 years old and guess which channel I watched all the time. smosh, I would watch it secretly with headphones on because they obviously didn't want me watching it

1:58 oh it's ma man Freddy fazbear

The fact that Cocomelon is the most popular thing with children makes the world sad.

3:45 This channel has a fight with peppa pig

I love how you used ddlc music in the background!

For some strange reason. I've been getting kid ads even though I'm not a parent... And baby ads. And now it thinks I'm in a relationship....

Mewtwo flying around Jamaica is the best thing ever on earth

4:00 perfect cut scream

bro that doki doki music made me had flash backs

5:13 “Baby beast” Comedy gold ever

3:21 Don’t trust anything, not even the good things.

The Mermaid in the thumbnail is named marina she’s from the French show zig and sharko 5:01

i love your kirby plushie in the back. lol

Hell yea ddlc music vibin in the background!

I'm so glad I grew up with Adventure time, and Looney Tunes.

When I was little youtube kids didn’t exist, maybe I was lucky

I'm surprised BFDI didn't show up

My parents raised me watching tv that they used to watch- Basically, stuff from the 60s, bagpuds, bod, Mary mungo and midge, lol

3:56 THAT IS NOT BRITISH MATE

I agree when people say that Connor was blessed to never hear of cocomelon, it is literally a mind control device for toddlers. Also I will forever hate most modern kids content, key word "most" as I heard their are some gems hiding in the garbage. Let me know if there are good modern kids media, whether it's a TV show or film.

i love how bro went on normal youtube while he was 12, i've been on youtube since i was 6

This channel is nostalgic, can't believe this is recommended to me

The only thing I hate about KZfaq Kids is that KZfaq videos that use a certain theme that is related to children can get in KZfaq Kids even if it isn't a kid-friendly video, and it's not even because of the creator, but KZfaq itself. Basicaly, a video can randomly get classificated as "For Children" and the creator cannot do anything about it. Well yes, you can classificate a video as "For Children" if you want but same if you classificated as "Not For Children" KZfaq can auto-classificate as "For Children" simply because a video uses a theme that is somehow related to children, even if the video isn't kid-friendly. This can cause problems to the creator as videos classificated as "For Children" are harder to get in your recomended section and it blocks comments.

I’m still disappointed on how they pull a random horror game character and make them weird.

there is also offline mode where you can watch "recommeded" videos offline

I literally go ballistic every time I see wolfoo

Hey Connor, do you count by sixes by counting by 5 then adding the amount you multiples? Cuz I do that, people were confused by it ._.

I hate the baby videos on KZfaq kids. Who’s with me?

Woah, I thought that it would be worse! That's true that it has some bootlegs or low-quality content, but honestly it's not that bad!

just gonna say i love the ddlc background music lol

"What the hell,is cocomelon?"

Masha and the bear is a Russian classic that I used to watch as a kid.

How could this be “nostalgia” for kids younger than me!? Like, I grew up playing games on the WII, and loved a few very specific Wii titles!

3:24 The change in his expression got me x'D