sink pisser gang rise up

"Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" for at least 15 minutes straight.

Maivi is NOT beating the E-girl allegations

At some point I started believing Valefisk has somehow been wronged by each of these people at some unknown point in his earlier life and is now in the middle of a Count of Monte Cristo level scheme to destroy them all

Vale is so close to producing torture on an industrial scale

"listen, i saved water, i saved lives. maybe a few decades from now, there'd be entire villages in sub-Saharan africa singing songs of praise, for how much water i saved. and you know what, all i had to do, was unload my fire hose in the kitchen sink" -SsethTzeentach, 2022

I see the multi-video beer plotline is coming together nicely Act 1: Balcony beer Act 2: Shower beer Act 3: Workplace beer? (Boss beer)

I wonder how many people will get so weirded out by the prelude about pissing they stop watching, only to miss the great among us content

If I know anything about Satisfactory is that it is absolute child's play to completely sabotage a session without doing anything sus. Create elaborate meandering sections that only you understand that ultimately leads to a grossly unoptimized output, pressure the team into dramatically overproducing a meaningless resource, consume massive amounts of resources creating factory sections, delve way too far into the research tree, underclock every machine by 10% so that it's not even noticable, start producing munitions for a wild exploration adventure that's "simply far too dangerous to do without rebar in production!", enlist the help of a clueless crewmate on your harebrained scheme, the list goes on and on. Gross incompetence is far worse than malicious sabotage in this game, and it'd be easy to tap into it!

Vales subtitling the names of people as their text color is so nice

Gotta say, Vale's factory is *almost* as inefficient as Let's Game it Out's factory, but even those imposters arent as efficient at inneficicient madness like Josh.

FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT MEOW!!!

This has made me permanently paranoid.

0:35 Factorio is very similar. you just start building and suddendly it's 5h later and you sit in the middle of a massive bowl of spaghetti that somehow works. difference is that with a 2D top-down perspective it's a lot easier to handle than with a fully 3D game

My nans house was built in the 1910s and at some point had a renovation one of the rooms had a bathroom built onto it then for some reason they removed the walls took the toilet out but left the sink so my bedroom growing up had a random sink in the corner. In my teens that sink was my lifeline when I would come home smashed and in my drunk state I would step out of bed piss in the sink then lay back down again all without having to stumble to the actual toilet down the hallway

This is definitely what Coffee Stain Studios wanted.

Suggestion: Do this in Factorio, but the impostors are only informed of being impostors once green science is researched, of course don't tell them about this first, just make everyone think it was a regular run until it's researched disable map player names and make everyone the same colour

Satisfactory is quite possibly the best game to subtly mess with people

Everytime I hear someone cry out in anguish because of their friend messing with them, it reminds me of the time I played 7 days to die with my friends and we ended up all trolling eachother. Weather that was one guy leaving massive potholes, me laying down landmines, the canadian turning our local forest into a plains, or the guy who would move loot into random boxes, it was a lot of fun. I still remember being called a mother fucker for filling someone's front airlock with mines.

"Why settle for the sink to piss in, if you have a dishwasher" - Sun-Tzu, if he was a modern day Floridian.

"Satisfactory, but someone's job is to slow down progress" sounds like a typical Satisfactory session with friends

I’m definitely a fan of the “among us but in” series that seems to be a thing now

Love how we come from pissing/shitting in the shower to Arnold Schwarzenegger horniness off the “pump” in like less than 10 minutes

You and let's Game it out in this game would be a devastating combo

With this level of incompetence, it's actually 8 impostors

"Your shower curtain is gunna get caked in it!" WHAT WORLD YOU LIVING IN THAT YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ISNT GETTING RINSED EVERYTIME YOU SHOWER

I love how the discord goes DEAD silent when the knocking starts 26:44

Imagine if the imposters had figured out that by using mass dismantle you can dismantle stuff from even further away and be looking the complete other direction, that would make it impossible XD

I guess you could say the editing process for CNA wasn't very, *satisfactory* I'll see myself out

aw, i thought it would have been a case where you told each of them, separately, that they were an imposter, but they couldnt know the other one. so, all 7 of them were imposters trying to act normal while also sabotaging the factory.

I'm watching this FULLY expecting the twist to be that no one is the imposter.

I thought difficulty peaked at joe mongoose but completing satisfactory with friends is a new layer of hell

The Soundboard really scared the hell out of me because my door is on my right and it moved with the sound too. I live in the middle of no where with nothing but trees and folklore, I hated that more than anything in the world.

"Meow" "The protection is missing again" Maivi gets her case worse by the day

I have never played Satisfactory. I likely will never play Satisfactory. I will 100 percent watch a Valefisk torture video about a game I’ve never played. I genuinely love this series so much

Sooner or later Valefisk will make a sussy game mode for every game his vile touch defiles.

i love how this gets harder and harder the bigger the factory grows because its harder to tell whos where and whats actually wrong

I'm beginning to think I'm a masochist/sadist because of how much I am enjoying these videos. Thank you Valefisk for helping me to discover this.

I love how Vale sets up the video saying how many different ways imposters could mess things up and then all that happened was things being deleted-

There are satisfactory mods that let two teams compete to make the most production. I would love to see a long-game versus match where all bets are off.

turning a game no one knows how to play into Among Us is probably the most genius tactic I've ever seen

Vale has literally invented Alzheimer's Among Us and it's 10x better than any other Among Us.

That door-knocking soundboard got me as well. I thought someone was knocking from inside my closet.

26:44 this actually fucking got me, I paused the video and got up to check the front door and was this close to texting my whole family to ask if someone dropped something

The Spy line "It could be you, it could be me..." sums up Soll's vibe the whole game lmao

Oh god this brings me phycological pain. Just thinking that you have a stockpile of resources being crafted and only to return to NOTHING will make me go insane

Text colors Vale-white Chamber-purple Novel-light green Lynx-mint maivi-pink candy-blue Scutch-light brown Solll-tan

Pain factory? Have we finally automated valefisk videos?

The ridiculous range of the deconstruction tool is really unbalanced for this game mode. As soon as someone says they suspect someone else, just watch that suspect from the hill, and delete things near them to gaslight everyone into thinking they are the imposter while you hide in the shadows.

this truly is the most painful factory

that "without further adieu" hit me like salt on a slug and got me worse in 3 seconds than anything the imposter could possibly do in 3 hours

If there's ever a game that Vale can't make into a torture game (Crypt, the ChatGPT board game, etc. etc.), he just turns regular games into Among Us (EU4, Satisfactory, etc. etc.)

I really hope that if Vale ever gets imposter he doesnt say anything in the video, leaving us to guess if hes one of them or just an incompetent fool

Vale you have got to do this again, it's so damn fun to watch

I love this new genre of "great co-op games none of your friends want to play"

I cannot comprehend of the mind of someone who runs into the shower after waking up one morning and running late for work... but then thinks "no I need to switch this off, get out of the thing that drains into the sewer to piss into another thing that drains into the sewer" They are degenerates and they need their hard drives looking at.

The shower, right, the shower, is like a human cleaning area. It's got a drain, where all the fluid goes out. The act of USING the shower is cleaning both yourself, AND the shower as long as you aren't like hosing the walls or something. If all you're doing is pissing in the drain it's literally getting washed away in the act of using it, and it's going into a wastewater pipe. There is nothing weird about pissing in the shower.

I'm unreasonably happy every time there's new valefisk torture content

This is interesting considering the fact that me and my friend built a base in this EXACT spot. Just yesterday.

To expand on the idea, I think you need a checklist of unique tasks the Imposter could perform. That way, they do something different each time *rather* than just deleting buildings all the time.

i absolutely adore maivi's pain, it is my favorite part of every single torture video

I once heard a 'wise' man say "there are 2 types of people in this world, those who piss in thr shower, and fucking liars"

Suggestion: do this again, except everyone is secretly the imposter

I just wanted to game.

One of these days Vale you should tell everyone individually that they are the imposter just to mess with their understanding.

This was a harrowing documentary, and easily one of your best works. World War 2 was such a horrible time.

Hold up, I'd have to argue that shower pissing is MORE SANITARY than toilet pissing (but that doesn't mean I step into the shower just to piss, ofc I use the toilet) You are in a contained environment where any liquid that splashes around stays inside the area, as well as constant running water that will wash any specks off so you don't get a ricochet issue. If you do somehow miss the drain, first of all it's disgusting and concerning that you can't aim in what's essentially a really big urinal surface, but you can also just splash some water to run off the area that you somehow got dirty. Twin streams? Don't worry, the shower is forgiving.

26:40 It's 6 AM, I live on a third floor, and right next to my computer on the right I have a window, and that shit was so convincing that I was genuiely scared for a moment

The best answer to the shower piss question I've ever heard was a conversation between three people. "Do you seriously pee in the shower?" "Of course I do, how else would I wash my feet?" "With your tongue, like a normal person"

I love they say vale is a bad liar even though he wasn’t lying 😂

Considering the amounts of hilarious content Vale & Co. put out all the time, this video was an absolute blast from start to finish. Makes me kind of wish for more rounds of this.

the one who did the soundbord knocking scared the shit out of me i thought someone was on the blacony and am on the firsat floor

This game is honestly such a fun time and you guys just made it even better

Vale, if you want to see real pain in satisfactory, i recommend you to see Lets Game It Out making a fkin tornado out of conveyor belts xD

damn soundboard knock at 26:48. My right ear is directly pointing to the front door. Guess who paused the video, opened it like a chump, and stood dumbfounded that nobody was in the hallway...

Vale, your content is so good. Reminds me of goofing around with my friends online when we all had a lot more free time on our hands. You're the only channel that I'll see a video with a high runtime in my recommended and immediately start watching rather than hitting 'watch later'. Keep up the great work! ❤

This makes me want to see an attempt at a tour of their regular multiplayer game

I spent the whole video thinking vale was the imposter and then i was flabbergasted when i found out he wasnt

my favorite thing about this is that vale suggested so many different ways to mess with people and the only thing anyone did was repeatedly deleting the same 2 or so objects lmao

If you do this again (or with another game) you should have an actual game of among us running in the background, not to play, but to decide roles at the start and have the meetings etc.

I think the impostors would be better off disabling machines rather than deleting them; less obvious

you make some very entertaining and funny videos. thanks for your effort on these videos, vale!

its 3am that knocking door sound messed with me so much

This is the first time I was recommended your channel and I have to say this is the best content I have seen this year!

Vale I feel like you'd have a great time overseeing a game like this, maybe on Factorio or something, where there's "two impostors" but "you don't get to know who the other impostor is", and tell them all individually they're impostors. Watch the chaos of all seven of them trying to act natural while sabotaging themselves and each other

Holy shit i literally just subscribed after watching the pain game torture board. This is a treat!

bro the piss conversation was better then the actual subject of the video💀

you guys need to make this a series, this was incredibly enjoyable to watch

We need a competition between Josh (Lets Game It Out) and Vale in this game

Honestly at parts I started to think Vale might be the impostor, and he was just editing out the parts where he deleted stuff

I need more valefisk content, these videos are too entertaining to come out so far apart

first vid i've seen of yours, but this is awesome. would love to see more of this.

We love valefisk for just being a channel to encourage pain

I would love to see another one of these, especially now that you have playtested it. Great work coming up with the idea. Also surprised to see that the imposters didn't try any more subtle sabotages than deleting things.

This was incredibly beautiful and I think you should do it again.

please make another of these. That was so fun to watch

you guys should totally do a podcast. love the talks before the gameplay 👍

This is a certified hood classic

These are my favourite videos to watch with friends

It's good you finally got around to playing this. I got it thinking it'd be like factorio but it just felt like unending pain. And if their is anything unending pain makes e think of it's your videos.