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Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.

The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.

The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk

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Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session

The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing

the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story

Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it

Lynx sounds like a reluctantly invested drunk uncle thats pissed he's too drunk to drive home so he's forced to stay the night

The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).

10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-

Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic

"Have fun or draw 17" me:

I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.

After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it

you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol

maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of

Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good

lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me

Thing is, this version of UNO isn’t nearly as chaotic as what what’s called the ‘UNO Amalgam’ will eventually become.

Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.

42:49 Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best

8:59 "infinity does not imply a quick game" "it does! it does" *59 minute long video*

Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞

"ROLL A D8!" -rolls a 12 the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.

I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.

North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale

nothing better than losing friendships to the family friendly game of uno

So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced. This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.

For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅

“Grey-hey-hey?” “That’s what they teached me” Along with “moldy grapes” made my day

Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno

Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.

When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.

5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."

Holy shit this whole time I thought Maivi ate an ACTUAL drumstick, I was so confused

Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel

The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!

42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao

I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"

51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)

Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.

3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat

Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.

Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.

you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.

@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D

"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx

Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.

Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.

You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project

51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao

The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this. Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖

I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.

Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!

6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.

I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"

dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order

“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.

Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.

Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

On the topic of dental injuries (it’s a valid topic, the video brought it up first) I know someone who copied their tooth on the sidewalk once, got a crown, and then years later broke the crown because they were using their teeth to break apart legos. I think they’ve lost that tooth’s crown multiple times, but I only recall the Lego incident.

We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.

Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.

I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones

Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though

Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing

The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)

"British person reguses to go to the Dentist" is the most stereotypical typical thing I've ever heard.

Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂

10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here

weak numbers. Try 128 color uno and then we'll talk. (I spent an entire 3 weeks working on 128 color UNO and there is maybe 5000+ cards)

The "M" in Maivi stands for "Mmmmmmmmmmm".

19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!

The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.

Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing

I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.

Every time I see a Valefisk video all I can think of is the quote “In and out quick 20 minute adventure” and proceeds to torture his friends for like 5 hours

Dyno is the main character

didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are

10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.

21:11 you didn't need to pick up! You had a 5 you could play!!!

Dyno actually won LOL

There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry

This reminds me of my “school rules” me and my friends used to play. We’d have 4 decks and we’d regularly play allow adding the as many +4/2 or the lovely “get angry with a blank card so pick up half the deck”. It was always some crazy bullshit to piss off the person next to you and was GREAT. I miss it

11:00 About here is when they start playing

"I'm gonna look at UNO rules" should be a forbidden sentence that gets you instantly into jail. Just hearing that made my heart skip a bit

Dyno actually came back from that start. Truly, a gambling inspiration.

When the Uno Amalgam comes out it'll be even worse

Dyno winning through gambling near his birthday is just so perfect

over an hour long game being decided with a cointoss is the most valelike board game mechanic ever lol

Make and play a game of risk where nothing is changed so they are paranoid the whole time. But once they realize everything is normal and start to relax add a twist 😂

I have some hyperspecific beef with Rob Gronkowski. My dog's name is Kronk, and whenever people don't know Emperor's New Groove, they always say "Gronk? Like the football player?"

Colourless cards may actually be a pain in the ass used as I think they were intended... because they should act like normal colour numbers cards, meaning you can play them only on other colourless cards or same value cards, and you can play on them either colourless, same value or special cards. While usually you'd be using same colour you mostly won't with colourless because there are only nine of them making everyone keep drawing until, usually, a special is played. It's even worse if you use the "keep drawing until you can play" rule...

38:56 It takes a certain type of person to know that if this person gets rid of their hand you can leave the torture... but choose to continue in case you win

in tabletop sim, to show someone your hand, you can right click on any card in your hand and one of the options is 'show hand', letting you choose which color to show your hand to

Dyno deserved to win. He dug his way all the way up from the trenches

I love how it's infinite, but normal uno still takes longer