You have no idea how refreshing it is to hear a beauty guru with an advanced vocabulary
@alexdiduk46115 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy his filums
@allisonmotionless11165 жыл бұрын
chloe cervi uh shane .
@chloecervi5 жыл бұрын
@@allisonmotionless1116 what
@allisonmotionless11165 жыл бұрын
chloe cervi shane’s vocabulary is “advanced”
@chloecervi5 жыл бұрын
@@allisonmotionless1116 I said beauty guru
@pat50386 жыл бұрын
the way he talks makes me feel like a peasant tbh
@jamtorres50986 жыл бұрын
pat meeeeeeee tooooo
@xwonderlxstx63566 жыл бұрын
pat i feel you fam , i feel it in my core
@markgab9176 жыл бұрын
LOL😂😂👍👍
@tgtb64166 жыл бұрын
I feel uneducated lol
@pamyupamyuh6 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAGA
@nolamichelle92396 жыл бұрын
You are literally the most underrated makeup artist I've ever seen.
@jessygoofball47365 жыл бұрын
I've learned more from him than any other youtuber.
@JeanneBook4 жыл бұрын
Check out Robert Welsh
@catelopes7134 жыл бұрын
Smurfette101 ^this.yes.
@liviag78156 жыл бұрын
This guy speaks in cursive.
@HeyJhaay5 жыл бұрын
Or calligraphy
@aidenwilliambugejamcclain42775 жыл бұрын
I’m so mad I understand this😂
@randomasmr40455 жыл бұрын
Analytic Yes! Perfect description - he DOES sound like calligraphy!
@kaylaorozco68625 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@celestek.23955 жыл бұрын
LiviaAa OMG!! YESSSS!!!!😂😂😂😂
@anya14496 жыл бұрын
you sound like you own castles
@ellarobinson48936 жыл бұрын
He does aha
@tania82576 жыл бұрын
Anya Shulyak 🤣😭😂
@lelejns22835 жыл бұрын
Anya Shulyak IKR
@abbypfeifer51315 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he owns Europe
@anya14495 жыл бұрын
Abby Pfeifer I CANT
@stanrose60736 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth is quaking
@lauracarvalho70496 жыл бұрын
irene is queen i feel like shes scared of him so she made him a sir
@cattocat86335 жыл бұрын
She left the chat
@moranaschronicles5 жыл бұрын
irene is queen Her crown has been found on the surface of Mars
@andeside116 жыл бұрын
I feel my IQ rising by just listening to your voice
@snatchedwig26506 жыл бұрын
marissa x OMG SAME IM SCREAMING AND ILYOUR PROFILE PIC
@andeside116 жыл бұрын
snatched wig haha thank you!
@indolentgabi5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@mellovestodraw5 жыл бұрын
THAT'S A NICE ROSE ON YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
@elisehovland48526 жыл бұрын
"They forgot the *www.* before the name, seems to be a trend these days" legend
@user-hf4qy3mt6z5 жыл бұрын
intellectual
@ransl45875 жыл бұрын
ICONIC
@Daniel434535 жыл бұрын
You can dream of being a simple kyliecosmetics dot com or *W W W DOT K Y L I E C O S M E T I C S DOT C O M* I think I prefer pursuing the second option.
@Daniela-ld7sx5 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the video
@dannr87895 жыл бұрын
No one uses the “www .” anymore.
@ekli96 жыл бұрын
every word you say sounds as sharp as a knife
@amydee00746 жыл бұрын
Lemon Grass I’ve never in my life heard a human speak more clear. It’s addicting to watch him isn’t it?
@Mimyakko6 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss!! I want him to narrate a documentary!
@MrLuigilira6 жыл бұрын
Me neither and I do agree with you that's just addicting.
@Oglulubell6 жыл бұрын
Lemon Grass go back to the early vids to hear his real voice.
@MrJenna076 жыл бұрын
A. A. Lol no I’m German and he sounds nothing like that
@rhaelfarrington56926 жыл бұрын
If water had a voice this is what it would sound like
@graceglover82226 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nyah2586 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT
@Peannlui5 жыл бұрын
Ah, the 'babbling brook' description. :)
@jessieqk125 жыл бұрын
If it’s hot dog water then it sounds like tana mongeau
@razrv3lc5 жыл бұрын
@@jessieqk12 hotdog water frozen into ice cubes and sneakily put into cheap box wine in a solo cup is Tana
@MackenzieSLynn986 жыл бұрын
I feel purified watching this. I feel cleansed.
@simk52145 жыл бұрын
Mackenzie Lynn i...can oddly relate
@david-alexandercoley24014 жыл бұрын
Same
@idkdc26154 жыл бұрын
I feel... SEAMLESS
@Emilia-wv1kj6 жыл бұрын
I told y'all Loki survived Infinity War
@skylarbeeyotch20706 жыл бұрын
OH SNAP AHHHHH I LOVE LOKI
@sanixa_honey6 жыл бұрын
Our king snapped
@chayvyse40786 жыл бұрын
Saniya St.Clair queen*
@JV-yx3cw6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@oliviamack70066 жыл бұрын
screeeeee
@LuizasChannel6 жыл бұрын
someone needs to do a "following a john maclean tutorial"
@crushed42436 жыл бұрын
Luiza's Channel my pale ass is on it
@SielleFranco6 жыл бұрын
"PAGE 394"
@melaniebaars21036 жыл бұрын
YES
@braddyhyperchavz23356 жыл бұрын
Chachi O' ahahaha
@souptime14046 жыл бұрын
Following only his voice over
@emmadrzycimski37616 жыл бұрын
Your way of speaking is so fucking refined. Queen Elizabeth is quaking.
@ecostacey6 жыл бұрын
Emma Drzycimski he’s Scottish you can hear it on occasion with certain words
@calystavelvet55266 жыл бұрын
Emma Drzycimski I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR HIM GIVE A CLASS ON HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT.
@Mellabella786 жыл бұрын
Emma Drzycimski I know. It’s mesmerizing!
@ariana123456116 жыл бұрын
Ohmylord i read quaking as queefing lmfaoo
@ouibish95956 жыл бұрын
Emma Drzycimski true
@lelejns22835 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him insulting me all day long and still won’t get enough
@ingridjerez98386 жыл бұрын
When he said “I can wear it for my skin it is a very pale formulation which is marvelous” when he smiled that made my heart so happy
@adecard1005 жыл бұрын
Laviena Sampson omg I had the same feeling
@asltan60536 жыл бұрын
you are giving me 15th century vampire vibes and im absolutely loving it
@oldemail37656 жыл бұрын
Dear John, please consider maybe including + one video per week in which you would read to us your favourite poems. It would be mesmerizing to listen to you doing so, and of course I can't even imagine how sophisticated your taste in poetry is. ❤ you.
@sarahwithstars6 жыл бұрын
Sanja Vukasinovic what a superb idea! I enthusiastically second this proposal
@LaPrimaRara6 жыл бұрын
That would be fabulous!!°
@arfaaq46306 жыл бұрын
I would love that!
@CityKanin6 жыл бұрын
Yes! What an absolutely brilliant idea! John, please! 💚
@lorelaimercy8486 жыл бұрын
Yes please!
@rumyana22345 жыл бұрын
i feel like ive been slapped in the face with a dictionary
@kathrinemorris50194 жыл бұрын
I am officially deceased. XD
@lizzytytysgirl363 жыл бұрын
Same. I’ve been slapped by a dictionary and a “filum”
@kinichi205 жыл бұрын
I feel ever so slightly posh whilst watching this Filum in my seating device
@mihaelahuban52875 жыл бұрын
Kinichi Kun your comment made me smile, it’s so witty and funny 😊😊
@shailenewoodley49714 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jessica.santillo6 жыл бұрын
I would love to see how his parents look and talk! Are they royalty? Cuz he needs to be a queen!
@subsWithnovideoPleasehelpme6 жыл бұрын
Is you mother a teacher!?
@fex_4206 жыл бұрын
Jessica Santillo av
@tania82576 жыл бұрын
I think he puts a fake accent on
@nalaniloe37065 жыл бұрын
Tania Lou why do you think he has a fake accent?
@spaceship_mily5 жыл бұрын
@@tania8257 his accent is real and why would you think that his accent is fake?
@sheillanyakato21536 жыл бұрын
u and the darkest shade Nyma need to do a collab, it would be awesomme
@lala_bee6 жыл бұрын
Sheilla Nyakato Yes! That would be awesome!
@Torridup6 жыл бұрын
great idea!
@RomanianPeach6 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@bohnblue41536 жыл бұрын
Lmao their personalities r kinda different it would be so awkward
@bohnblue41536 жыл бұрын
I love them both tho!!
@Jasher-ki8wy5 жыл бұрын
I'm a recent subscriber... and can I just say, this is simply the most neutral, fair, professional review of Kylie Cosmetics that I've seen to this day. This review had NO previous notions, misconceptions, opinions, or pop culture references. The review was simply an investigation of the product, and it's one that was considerably more positive than that of the wide range of "beauty gurus". John uses lighting that shows the product in the most honest and obvious way possible, stays zoomed in so that you can see texture and nuance, and shows levels of detail that I've never seen before on this site. John Maclean is truly the underrated legend that I don't deserve
@nodolle6 жыл бұрын
I feel like someone is gonna ask his age and he will be like "I am 47." just a true vampire honestly he looks so ageless
@jakebrantley88895 жыл бұрын
I want to say hes 24??
@fernandogomez24655 жыл бұрын
He says he's 24.000 years
@dontmindme73665 жыл бұрын
Tori Roberts he’s 200 fam.
@caragrace61675 жыл бұрын
he’s actually 24! its says on famous birthdays
@theprotagonist12355 жыл бұрын
Cara Grace • he looks like he's seen stars die and empires fall this man is not human he is a god or a vampire or a spirit or an elf but he is not human
@qxeenzkenye82546 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready for your voice I am shookith 😂😂
@snehabeeltah62976 жыл бұрын
Qxeenz Kenye I relate 100%😂😂😂
@biapanin59016 жыл бұрын
Same
@actuallynathalie46506 жыл бұрын
Same
@anissagarcia39786 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣😂
@adamaranda6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it soothing
@-zephyressence-20186 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like he'd be a Slytherin...😂😂😂
@wisteriablossoms17936 жыл бұрын
- Shooting Starlight - because he just sounds so fucking proper liked he be Rich asf and a parselmouth
@soiledpetals6 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling ravenclaw vibes but that could just be me hoping we'd be in the same house
@hinaralove126 жыл бұрын
Cuz he talks like a fab 2018 version of snape
@maratimeeamararu76546 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like snape
@sweety-ek7xc6 жыл бұрын
it’s the raven hair
@luisaagudelo77826 жыл бұрын
His voice clears my skin and makes bread very expensive simultaneously
@louise-yo7kz5 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣😂
@mansid461465 жыл бұрын
How he names everything and tell us about the little details of branding and packing is so sweet 😭 who does that? ♥️♥️♥️ I love this man so much
@KY_brunette5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a Virgo 🤗
@artbangtan68174 жыл бұрын
Kim Akers he’s a gemini
@-zephyressence-20186 жыл бұрын
I don't like audio books, I prefer to read. But if he became a narrator for audio books I'd listen the hell out of them. I love both his voice and vocabulary.
@donnavaughn94095 жыл бұрын
right?
@pamelatrujillo19486 жыл бұрын
You would be the makeup professor at hogwarts😭 I love the voice
@pinkt-rex43026 жыл бұрын
Pamela Trujillo you got me giggling girl 😂 I think that when he can't find his certain makeup he would just chant a spell "accio kylie lipgloss" 😂
@stephanieolarte64166 жыл бұрын
Pamela Trujillo HAHAHAHA YASS
@dreadedstill6 жыл бұрын
glamour spells! ahhh that sounds amazing.
@pamyupamyuh6 жыл бұрын
For a billionaire Kylie’s packaging is not that good compared to Jeffree star cosmetics
@StealingSunsets6 жыл бұрын
Relatable umm that’s a matter of taste, i’ve been interested in trying j star products but haven’t purely because the barbie pink turns me off so much
@pamyupamyuh6 жыл бұрын
StealingSunsets the pink packaging ?
@pamyupamyuh6 жыл бұрын
StealingSunsets or do you mean like the product itself?
@hobacksupreme82816 жыл бұрын
Relatable the person said the color
@StealingSunsets6 жыл бұрын
Relatable were we not talking about packaging? lol
@jcdeleon7316 жыл бұрын
*morticia addams who?*
@jessienorman41276 жыл бұрын
Jc Deleon gosh yes I was just about to comment that :)
@azrasdc6966 жыл бұрын
it's 2 am and i want to sleep but i also need to know if the palest shade fits our dark lord.
@airheadmikito5596 жыл бұрын
It’s 4:30am for me but I also must know. And I’m not even pale.
@kaiphillips78836 жыл бұрын
maja sedic me too lmao
@carly34096 жыл бұрын
maja sedic I must also know.
@brendalynieves60456 жыл бұрын
I’m brown and watched it until the end.
@dimatadore6 жыл бұрын
Since john is now 1400 years old he still needs to get used to videos not being shot on filum anymore. Which leads me to think the reason he doesn't comment back is because he's still quilting his replies.
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
The Matadore oh my goodness!!! LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@bunun2246 жыл бұрын
The Matadore I had the pause the video, I laughed so hard. 😂
@MandiJ.6 жыл бұрын
1400 years old?? What?
@PreciousEyeballs6 жыл бұрын
I thought he said he's about to be 2,400 years old this year.
@NyaanVegan6 жыл бұрын
Tala Nabong does a goddess really remember when he's born? ;)
@diminutiveb81096 жыл бұрын
it's probably because of his accent or something but something about the way he talks his mouth moves in such a mesmerizing way almost to the point that it's distracting from the video lmao
@potentdelirium5 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I'm not the only one who simply *WATCHES* his mouth when he speaks. I started to ponder some sort of fetish but it's just an experience watching him exaggerate his vowels.
@aaba73685 жыл бұрын
"I'm beginning to look quite a bit like a marshmallow" 😂😂😂😂
@louise-yo7kz5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@kiaras12706 жыл бұрын
Who needs english class when we have you
@jacquiblue42686 жыл бұрын
Kara S honestly.
@clouds-kyun6 жыл бұрын
Kara S I snorted 😭 I’m an English major and even I learn new terms from John every time! 😂
@sadiazaman45716 жыл бұрын
Claudia Peregrina XD
@lulu4866 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@VeeVe36 жыл бұрын
For real though
@skylermccoy50826 жыл бұрын
Your eyes are really pretty
@ms.moonidle58575 жыл бұрын
They are aren't they
@memecenter9gag8595 жыл бұрын
I would like to see his eyes without all the lighting because I think some people are creeped out because his pupil is so small.
@rinnittt5 жыл бұрын
Shey Su that’s what they just said😂 they said he should do a video with less lighting
@georgikacarov95985 жыл бұрын
@@memecenter9gag859 his pupils are big 'cuz he's an alien!
@-adoriquex-58636 жыл бұрын
I loved this filum
@louise-yo7kz5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@milksquake67395 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that there is a beauty guru who is here to just do makeup, not trash others makeup...
@louise-yo7kz5 жыл бұрын
Evolution
@joannW3196 жыл бұрын
You kinda look like a younger Meryl Streep. GORG.......
@canaldequalquercoisa6 жыл бұрын
Joann Wheeler I thought that too
@joannW3196 жыл бұрын
Juliana Araujo Sperandio Hi Juliana, great minds think alike, my friend. I LOVE your name👍
@samalan12746 жыл бұрын
You should be ashamed
@rachelsrooms6 жыл бұрын
Joann Wheeler that’s why he looks so familiar
@joannW3196 жыл бұрын
Sam Peskie Hi Sam.....don't feel ashamed for expressing an opinion.
@isthatjackson6 жыл бұрын
“My juggernaut of a hand” 😭😂😂 I fell out of my chair
@dr-k16676 жыл бұрын
He slays me every time
@Kimmyy1716 жыл бұрын
i cannot handle him ohmyhod ahahahah
@angelsinclair63906 жыл бұрын
what time?
@girlybard6 жыл бұрын
Yeeees
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
Jackson Weaver I almost did too!!! Lol thank you for this comment!!!😁
@Liren19755 жыл бұрын
When I first started watching your videos, I thought you were long-winded; however, I've amended those thoughts since. Your lengthy but well worded descriptions allow most anyone to participate in the makeup process in depth, especially when you describe the product packaging. I feel like anyone with vision issues or those who may be completely blind, would be able to follow your tutorials and gain a strong understanding of makeup. Thank you.
@julia_52495 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced there is 0 blood flow under your skin
@emgoodluck4164 жыл бұрын
Julia _ hahahah I get that my Spanish teacher said to me “I’d look like you if I had no bloody in my body” Thanks miss 😂
@therese49396 жыл бұрын
you: ah my eye hurts from this bright light me, an intellectual after watching John’s filum: I believe I am experiencing Iridocyclitis.
@charlottegrace17926 жыл бұрын
Therese/Reese L iridocyclitis hahahahaahahahahahahahah
@GameelaWright6 жыл бұрын
Remember Bob Ross of "The Joy of Painting"? His voice and his artistry was like vocal, liquid Valium. John is the UK version.
@lala_bee6 жыл бұрын
Gameela Wright Perfect comparison! 🎨
@reeseexum3656 жыл бұрын
He is so by far my favorite makeup KZfaqr because of how well he describes how to do the makeup look and how much detail he puts into his videos.
@lauralpittman2095 жыл бұрын
Reese Exum and UNPROBLEMATIC
@sharaalyana27064 жыл бұрын
As well as the effort for every filum he produce. Lovely person 😭
@jajawebski37876 жыл бұрын
HE HAS ROYAL BLOOD. HE'S FROM ROYALTY, ALL HAIL THE QUEEN.
@parmidabehnia75076 жыл бұрын
why are they so weird.. why is the comment section so weird... i feel like I'm in an alternate universe where everyone is kind and speak clear and are genderless. I'm overwhelmed i need a nap.
@MrGameplayGirl6 жыл бұрын
Parmida Behnia welcome to the future
@sofiabravo19946 жыл бұрын
Parmida Behnia he’s a man
@sofiabravo19946 жыл бұрын
Meh welcome to the end of human civilization
@MrGameplayGirl6 жыл бұрын
Sofia B finally! Humans have done damage enough, it was time we got erased
@alissaa28096 жыл бұрын
He* not they
@isthatjackson6 жыл бұрын
This is the second Friday that I’ve had quite the distressing day. I’m happy to now relax and watch this filum. Thank you Lord Maclean.
@komamangaii2316 жыл бұрын
Jackson Weaver here's hoping that your days get better!
@themurrrr6 жыл бұрын
Here’s hoping your weekend will be so great: your shitty Fridays will slip seamlessly from your memory.
@SigillumDiabole6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, I too had quite a stressful day, John never fails to mesmerize and relax me. Hope you're now resting and/or having fun.
@vincemaloi23616 жыл бұрын
Gawd you are on all his videos comment sections...i like it..
@melaniegladson46106 жыл бұрын
Naina Ibrahim hes so delightful xD
@geegee67526 жыл бұрын
I love how the comment section is all about your voice instead of the product youre talking about. 😂 #Seamlessness
@intheredcold92163 жыл бұрын
What product?
@myeahonline5 жыл бұрын
The light in his face when he said "bubble gum" 😩😩 PROTECT JOHN MACLEAN AT ALL COSTS
@sharaalyana27064 жыл бұрын
I have the same feeling when I saw how many dislikes John has for this filum 😢😭
@barbaracollins56054 жыл бұрын
Shara, he can wear them like a badge. He has arrived!
@SweetDeath7776 жыл бұрын
the whole video is so serious and professional that john's dry humor and delivery takes me by suprise every time and it's the greatest thing on youtube
@sebastianwilliams97546 жыл бұрын
_S E A M L E S S N E S S_
@babyjag74186 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Williams We need merch with Seamlessness on it.... 😀
@maawous6 жыл бұрын
Emma Wilson preferrably seamless shirts
@t.jackson26136 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Williams ever so slightly.
@TanyaAD1386 жыл бұрын
He could charge money just to say that word and i would pay double! 🤣
@wormboy23726 жыл бұрын
*D U B I O U S*
@giovannagiullia64965 жыл бұрын
I feel depressed knowing that I’ll never be as elegant as John
@tieganbrunton91635 жыл бұрын
You give my last two braincells such a rest
@redvers146 жыл бұрын
I have no interest in makeup whatsoever but I find your articulation accuracy and vocabulary size absolutely intoxicating.
@mearat.btsthepiedpiper.32506 жыл бұрын
Tell me why do you remind me of Professor Snape..
@AG-lg2uf6 жыл бұрын
That's a nice username you got there ;););););););)
@abigailtucker30376 жыл бұрын
*lovingtheusername* ;))
@skateface10006 жыл бұрын
Me, a rat. BTS, the Pied Piper YESSSSS
@lovedagger10716 жыл бұрын
ARMY 💜
@stephanieolarte64166 жыл бұрын
Me, a rat. BTS, the Pied Piper TRUE
@yvonned90136 жыл бұрын
I dont really put make up on but im here bc of your accent and grammar..
@kathrinemorris50194 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like but the 111 was too satisfying to disturb. So heres a thumbs up: 👍
@jennag25255 жыл бұрын
“ as I’m beginning to look a little bit like a marshmallow..” Oh my goodness I’m suffocating with immense joy😂
@rinamorte6 жыл бұрын
'i'm starting to look like a marshmallow' 😂
@gollythislolly69236 жыл бұрын
Catherine i was looking for this comment cus it was so cuteeeee
@jaydeedgren77306 жыл бұрын
he's staring into my soul
@Tarisaher6 жыл бұрын
You look ethereal like an elf
@idkdc26154 жыл бұрын
The child of a Vampire and a gorgeous elf
@kushpaisalad50376 жыл бұрын
Your accent and vocabulary is absolutely stunning ✨♥️
@audreynerette11836 жыл бұрын
If you do not mind making collaborations , I would love to see you with Nyma Tang. Thank you for your videos.
@7voidfemme76 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COMMENT EVER. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS
@SeahorseTrash6 жыл бұрын
Audrey Nerette yesss!! I’ve always thought of these two whenever I see “the palest shade” or “the darkest shade.” It would be interesting to see how they would do each other’s makeup given the drastic difference in skin tone.
@sugasweet57046 жыл бұрын
OHHH WHAT A WONDERFUL COLAB THAT WOULD BE!
@brokenrosin6 жыл бұрын
I feel like you read my mind! I think it would be wonderful to see them do makeup and discuss the contrasts and similarities in their experiences.
@TvNetJunkie6 жыл бұрын
Audrey Nerette you’re a genius.
@mymymy70596 жыл бұрын
Sounds like ASMR + great makeup tutorial = _heaven_
@RAINBOWDASH-sv9wl5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love John, I find him so delightful. I love how calm he is. And I think that he has a wonderful personality. I also think he is very attractive. And I love how passionate he is about his work. It shows he really cares.
@zacharyoneill34905 жыл бұрын
Y’all, john is straight up amazing. He’s thorough in all reviews and doesn’t use CLICKBAIT!!! We stan a pale legend
@amh84786 жыл бұрын
5:21 I LIVE for John getting excited over light concealer XD
@MarinLay6 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet mother Mary & Joseph I just spent entirely too long reading through John’s comment section and oh my goodness I have tears of pure joy & laughter!!! His followers are absolutely hilarious and have a way of kindly mimicking the eloquent way he speaks without being condescending!!! I had tears rolling down my face from laughing sooooo hard!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RllyNotReal5 жыл бұрын
u speak like stewie and i love it
@juliaalewine90826 жыл бұрын
Your voice is actually the most calming and beautiful sound I have ever heard omg
@L.R._Red6 жыл бұрын
I’m nowhere near pale, but I love watching John. It is very true most companies forgetting about both very light and darker skin tones. Too much focus on the middle shaded but not the rest of the spectrum.
@rikab46406 жыл бұрын
True. many people like looking tanned, so companies create products for that demand. yet they neglect those who want to enhance their pale or dark skin :D
@morgan39186 жыл бұрын
I follow Nyma Tang for the same reason--she does a fabulous job of reviewing the darkest shades of foundations. It's truly disappointing how exclusive brands are.
@yukayukayuii6 жыл бұрын
Because the middle shades are the most common.
@carris3ringcircus3906 жыл бұрын
At a few points I laughed out loud.. my daughter walked by and said "mom.. don't laugh she might kick you out of her make-up school" 😂
@lali47946 жыл бұрын
Sister snapped
@passthesugaplease14376 жыл бұрын
Little did she know that she is a he
@tahliaburton63576 жыл бұрын
#thattotallyhappened
@whatif32716 жыл бұрын
Tahliamustdie why couldn't it have? Were you there?
@tahliaburton63576 жыл бұрын
What If I couldn’t have been there because it never happened
@NeapolitanIceCream_Toki5 жыл бұрын
If all my classes were taught this thoroughly with this much of a mesmerizing voice I don’t think I’d ever want to leave school
@caroline-kx9ke5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I watch John Maclean just to feel a little smarter
@riyal49776 жыл бұрын
This is actually an AMAZING *review* instead of the other beauty gurus talking about Kylie and drama for an hour
@kittykatBflat6 жыл бұрын
You are hauntingly beautiful.
@RollerFoxx5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to put it all over." Uses it for the entire face
@ThePrema23215 жыл бұрын
😆
@danielsummers44465 жыл бұрын
What if this isn’t actually him, but just a character he plays? Like when u actually meet John, he has a straw in his mouth and speaking like a southerner
@radioactivecrystal91585 жыл бұрын
Daniel Summers R😂😂😂😂
@RollerFoxx5 жыл бұрын
That would be the most amazing thing ever
@bleh15694 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Jade-ec3nt6 жыл бұрын
John: *gets out blending brush* Me, yelling at the screen of my phone: SAY IT, YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT John: to ensure *s e a m l e s s n e s s*
@howyunza6 жыл бұрын
Please release audiobooks where you read to us. Heaven ❤
@sugasweet57046 жыл бұрын
Kari Thomas OMG WOULDN'T THAT BE QUITE NICE!
@SeahorseTrash6 жыл бұрын
Kari Thomas he should read “go the fuck to sleep”
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
Kari Thomas yes!!! That would be awesome!!!!
@dawnsully886 жыл бұрын
I listen to books every day. Audible is my favorite. He would be so great especially for the romance novels
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
Dawn Sullivan yes with his voice and demeanor and mannerisms I think romance books would be really amazing!!!
@besteditsofinsta58546 жыл бұрын
wow and i thought nicki tutorials was light
@fighterflight4 жыл бұрын
He’s naturally the lightest skin tone I don’t think there’s a lighter shade
@cloudymoonlight10196 жыл бұрын
Pale People in Korea Is Considered BEAUTIFUL.Come To Korea John!
@meinkanta6 жыл бұрын
It makes me anxious how long you leave it on your face before blending it lol
@shelbielynne96096 жыл бұрын
Charlea A lot of people let their concealer sit so that it gets thicker and dryer, therefore giving more coverage.
@meinkanta6 жыл бұрын
Belby Blasphemy I know that technique, but in every other review I’ve watched they’ve said that this dries down very quickly, and that you have to work fast to blend before it sets
@depressoonion79176 жыл бұрын
I dont know how to feel. I'm not sure if the vibes from him are creepy or friendly. I feel like he could be a nice grandmom who give out cookies like spongebobs grandmum but then I also feel like he could be a serial killer and has bodies in his basement also its like 5 am and i haven't slept in 3 days help ;-; also I'm brown why and I watching this ;-;
@ivygreatsingerinhiding68476 жыл бұрын
Depresso Onion Im black lol
@sanixa_honey6 жыл бұрын
I’m yellow
@oceanfarmer4206 жыл бұрын
i’m light brown
@jasminejohnson77106 жыл бұрын
I get creepy vibes from him, but I just think of him as a vampire and it just makes me feel better
@missesj17396 жыл бұрын
The creepy vibes r probably just bc he is a lot closer to the camera then other you tubers
@katrellecalpo14125 жыл бұрын
john is truly a lovely and nice beauty guru. He explains everything so well, such an underrated youtuber.
@gebruiksersnaam-jc9mi6 жыл бұрын
The way he says ‘foundation’ :)
@jannygirl115 жыл бұрын
bobba And fiL-m... 💙
@gianaewonkem96106 жыл бұрын
*I come here to learn new grammar and study for my spelling test*
@sarahwithstars6 жыл бұрын
Thank you dearest John for such a thorough overview. Some of us could not possibly hold such a magnifying mirror so close to our eye bags or the mirror would most certainly crack. Personally, I'm surprised you have a reflection at all, but since ive been paying attention, I must say your two centuries do not show on your skin at all. I'm jealous. And sending you nothing but love as ever xxxxxx
@sarahwithstars6 жыл бұрын
May I also add the recommendation that you mention your usual skin type at the start of films in this series. Would you describe your skin to be 'normal' (not particularly dry or oily, since you manage to use KatVonD Lock It with light powdering) and 'sensitive/ blemish prone' or do you feel that it is simply your pale tone that highlights any flushing or redness that is not irritation? As a makeup artist, is it harder to catagorize skin types of those with the palest and deepest skin tones because of how differently they display inflammation in terms of skin colour in contrast to dilated blood vessels and other colour related signs of inflammation? I'm MAC NW18/ KatVonD 43-44 (but it is too dry for me used neat) and would describe my skin as blemish prone/ borderline acne-d but I have come to release that my problem seems to be two fold: that it is hard to find concealers and foundations light enough AND high coverage enough for acne but ALSO that do not emphasise texture or dryness because any microscopic shadows of texture are so contrasting to the paleness that they are seemingly magnified. Do you have any tips? (Obviously client based experience too because your skin looks great xxxx)
@tracimclaughlin69436 жыл бұрын
sarahwithstars I am curious to know if you have tried the Tarte Shape Tape concealer???? I heard it was one of the best full coverage concealers!!!
@nanamiharuka32696 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing like I could never bare to bring a mirror so close to my skin and inspect it like that😅
@sarahwithstars6 жыл бұрын
Traci Adi too dry for me, it adds 10years to my eye bags xxx
@mar99kt615 жыл бұрын
Your bone structure is amazing,you're very beautiful
@gabrielnovakk5 жыл бұрын
The highlight really brings out the faerie queen in you John XD
@Allyson6C6 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy watching John. He’s just so uniquely different from anyyone else on this platform & the entire makeup community. He’s entertaining, funny, accurate, artistic & creative, but in a way that’s so incredibly refreshing & different. John you are bomb dot com!
@jojoanimated73146 жыл бұрын
Allyson Sixx Costello why did u say bomb dot com. Plz never say that again
@juliawalker29956 жыл бұрын
I feel like he’s staring into my soul😂😂
@khanrinchan56115 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂its so mysterious
@ewigengeist6 жыл бұрын
You are a very beautiful human being. Very soothing voice and learned a lot from your direction. Happy to have found you! 💚
@thevoidwantssanrioplushies98825 жыл бұрын
O.O your lips are just naturally that red?! That makes me feel a lot better about my really red lips
@cowboyfunkk6 жыл бұрын
Dude, you’re accent is really confusing me... it sounds German then kiwi(ish) then British HELP
@katiaguyler26306 жыл бұрын
Artistic_ Fangirl_trash he is Scottish x
@JulieWallis19636 жыл бұрын
Artistic_ Fangirl_trash Scottish.
@ikathiggs136 жыл бұрын
...have you never heard a Scottish accent?
@beeboo29976 жыл бұрын
Loving the profile pic 😍 beeeebbooooo
@nikkigrace99286 жыл бұрын
Isobel Higgs have you ever heard of not being a bitch
@savannahboyd24056 жыл бұрын
Thank you John! These palest shade videos are unbelievably helpful for me. I have albinism, so I'm as pale as it is biologically possible to be. No one else on youtube comes close to you :)
@QueenOfTheTwilight6 жыл бұрын
Savannah Boyd you look absolutely stunning 😮
@shelbielynne96096 жыл бұрын
I have the same skin tone as you and I don't have albinism. How is that possible?
@heatedcandle24216 жыл бұрын
Not trying to pry but are your eyebrows darkened in your profile? They look pretty brown
@savannahboyd24056 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah. I get them tinted. They are naturally completely white
@savannahboyd24056 жыл бұрын
John has the same skin tone as me as well. I think its just genetics. The difference is I don't tan or get freckles at all
@birdwithabrokenwing5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this series, I have an extremely difficult time finding foundations and concealers that are truly light enough for my very pale skin and this is very informative.
@jamescarlton60166 жыл бұрын
I like his intelligence, his grace, his presence. I think he is incredibly sophisticated and majestic. I have only watched a few videos, but I am definitely a fan. You truly are one of a kind!