*no hair shall comprehend the will of Maclean*

If teachers at universities spoke like him my ass would be up every day at 7am and run to lecture. no compromises.

“Now because I don’t sleep...” and “I’ve been around for a very long time...the Tudors thought I was immensely modern” I think that’s all the proof we need. Vampire Lord Maclean here to mesmerize us all with his cosmetic sorcery

John is one person I would not at all be surprised to discover was immortal

This guy needs to do bedtime stories on KZfaq as a side gig, he'd make a killing in ad rev.

“Elizabeth the first who was a frenemy of mine,” 😭😭😂😂

“I’m quite red - I look like a piece of flesh you might see at the ‘bootcher’.” ....omg. This filum just gets better & better!! 😂😂😂

“Filum” “Ensuring S E A M L E S S N E S S” “Very frightfully D A B I T” I love you

Elizabeth the first I'm crying

As a female who really has no idea how to properly apply makeup, your tutorials are as illuminating as they are hypnotising. Thank you.

I love how your naturally funny but in a mature way

Your vocabulary is unlike any other makeup influencer on KZfaq. You sound more educated and use terms other than just “pigmented” like most A-list makeup gurus on KZfaq

Favorite John phrases from this video 1. "Uncouth" 2. "Pulls" or "pools" 3. "Quite stiff and hard" 4. "Quite simply" 5. "First of all" 6. "Massage" 7. "Seamlessness" 8. "Level with one another" 9. "Estimating" 10. "I don't sleep" 11. "Very frightfully dab it"

"now, because I don't sleep..." 😂⚰️🗿

Ever so slightly ❤️

Oh Lord... The humour transpiring from this video is off the charts. Absolutely hysterical but in a twisted composed way, seriously made me laugh so hard 😂

For anyone who is not feeling well, feel better soon. I suggest a Lord Maclean marathon. I am going to watch this one at least one more time. TGIF.

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“to ensure seamlessness”

The Most Posh Vampire I ever gazed upon 😍

Simple, stunning, sacrosanct, *SEAMLESS*

The enhanced dramatization of John’s words we’ve come to love tells me he’s reading our comments. The anecdotes are fantastic.

I don't understand why john doesn't have a lot more subscribers. He is a very great you tuber and makeup artist. A lot more people need to discover him. I absolutely adore watching him.

“I know this makes the most uncouth noise.” ROTFLMFAO!!! F’g classic! I love it! I let out a huge belly laugh!!!! 💚💚💚

23,999 years old and still likes his skin to appear youthful. 😁👱✨

I can't even afford to wear makeup right now as a broke college kid but, I want to achieve.... *SEAMLESSNESS*

Am I the only one who sometimes listens to John to calm down for sleep?? I find his voice so soothing.

I can never get enough John MacLean.

you should consider calling your makeup brand "SEAMLESSNESS". Love your videos John.

"Now, because I don't sleep...." Ohh, a much needed laugh. Thank you.

I'm convinced he's a vampire lol and then when he started talking about the Tudors I was like "IT'S CONFIRMED!!" 😱😂

SEAMLESSNESS... who thinks the Lord shall bring out merchandise with this?!

Why do you insist on calling your lips misshapen?! They are elegant with just a hint of naughty humor. They are a perfect portrait of you in your vids: elegance, with some subtle humor unexpectedly interjected.

My favorite immortal makeup artist by far!

I would love to see more Q&A's, storytelling, other types of reviews. John is so interesting.

John is so articulate and his pronunciation of words is so good that auto generated captions are actually fully accurate in his videos

ur like the wise fairy gothmother i never knew i needed 🖤

Your sense of humor and wit are priceless, matched only by your skillful hand and talent. Seamless.

I finally realized who John reminded me of - Alice from the "Madness returns". Oh god, not only they have similar facial features, but she even speaks in that elegant 1800's manner.

I respect this guy so much. He has all my respect.

Sat here feeling blue, split up with my boyfriend & up pops a filum from John. Seamlessness ❤️

I will now always "very frightfully" dab my products.

Hi John it is fascinating how you do your brows. You should do a full brow tutorial on how to. I help women learn how to put on brows after they go through their cancer treatments. A video like this would be very helpful - love all your techniques.

"No hair shall comprehend the will of Maclean." I expired. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just cannot envision John with facial hair at all.

I am LIVIIIIIING for the Tudors mini storytime lol. L E G E N D.

Oh dear John, I love your sense of humor!

I love your sense of humor and your smile.

Now I can ever so slightly move seamlessly into the weekend. Thank you John!

I have said it before and I shall say it again. The Dark Lord Maclean has the very best of people in his comments. All positivity and Love, as the way it should be. We Love you Lord Maclean. Xoxo

I must say that i've been practicing the lip correction technique you shared in one of your past videos, and...i was finally able to leave the house with simetric lips. Right on time for my university class graduation ceremony. Thank you. Your sense of humour is 10/10.

Please do the hair removal video! Being a Latina myself, my genetics have doomed me with a slightly fuzzy face. I don't appreciate it in the least.

8:06 “ My face is slightly red, certainly in the center part of my face. I look like some sort of flesh that you might see at the butcher. “ LMAO

1:52 🤣 sometimes i believe he could hypnotize me when he stares like that! 😮

“I don’t sleep” yes my Lord yes

What I wouldn’t give to come to John’s meet/greet in England! I’m in the US. But if it were possible, I’d do it in a heartbeat! It’s the ONLY person I’ve EVER felt I wanted to meet personally (besides Emily Noel).

I can’t be the only person who watches John’s videos to fall asleep 🤔 or am I 😂

On a Charles Fox 836392529462915293836385 brush

"ensuring seamlessness" 🖤

Please make a video of your hair, I've always been curious!!

Watching John relaxes my mind and helps me with my anxiety and Chronic pain.

I stumbled on your channel a few weeks ago and I'm literally enchanted: you're such an ethereal person, yet with your feet on the ground and in peace with everything sorrounding you and that's why it seems as if you were talking directly to every single soul of ours and I cannot help smiling whilst listening to you. May your biggest dreams come true and may the strength to pursue them be always within you! Thanks for sharing yourself with us! Lots of love from Italy

Your voice is so soothing! It reminds me of the narrator's on the Chanel videos, I so enjoy watching the Chanel videos as well

“Glow greater than the gods” lmbo. I love you John. I can watch your videos and listen to you talk all day long.

So far he was being so subtle with the jokes about his supposed immortality until now. 😂. Love the refinement of his tutorials they really help me to get a better idea of what I want to achieve when I have to go to work or special occasions

The most beautiful immortal I’ve laid my eyes on

Your voice is so calm and soothing and I really enjoy listening to you. I'm not even into make up that much, but you could just read the ingredients of all the products you use and I would enjoy listening to it, haha.

Isn't it amazing how skin comes in so many shades and textures? I just love it!

John, have you ever put thought into producing your own brush collection? Your vast knowledge of natural and synthetic brushes places you in a wonderful position to create your own line.

I’ve had a headache all day long. It still persists. This is what I need. This vid, John’s soothing voice. Him saying the word seamless. Thank you, John. Warm hug from the Caribbean.

Another stylish and polished filum. Thank you John xx

Hearing him talk makes me feel like royalty 😂😂 for some reason

Damn Elizabeth and those damn candied violets!

Honestly? please do story time in the future. i am sure you got fascinating stories to share and listening to your voice , would fix everyone's day. Much Love.

Beauty has no gender! 💋

As an absolute novice when it comes to make-up and what works for my face, you have no idea how thrilled I was when you used liner and chapstick!! I’ve done that for years! So happy to share that trick with you!

I am so OBSESSED with John's sense of humor!

Did you say that Elizabeth I was a frenemy of yours? Your videos give me life.

I absolutely adore your sense of humour John. I'm glad that you're modern enough not to wear the hilarious outfits from the 16th century :)

Yass to hair removal tutorial.

You could do tutorials on pretty much anything and I would watch every single one. Your aesthetic is impeccable.

“So that you glow greater than the gods” 👍👍👍

I absolutely adore each and every video I've had the time to see. Not only do I learn new techniques to try, but I love and absolutely cherish the depth of the vocabulary you use; as its not every day that you encounter someone with such an expansive and unique way of using words most people that run about KZfaq probably haven't heard used before. I would give anything to live on that side of the ocean, to partake in your masterclass would be fantastic and an opportunity to meet you in person is now officially on my bucket list. I wish and hope for nothing but success and happiness. I look forward to attempting these techniques you've shared today and with any luck I'll have some success. I'll go back and watch your past films to learn more as well as tide myself over until your next film. ❤️🤟

I absolutely adore your humor! Also I feel like since watching your videos my makeup routine has become so much more refined and classy, not as bold or crazy.

Very insightful and knowledgeable for such a young being. I myself happen to be 42,000 years old and have preferred this as my everyday look as well. I do embrace your message of refinement as I find it elegant and enchanting. Blessed be...

Here comes Lord John to ease our stress ❤

I came here for the filum again.

This is my favorite sense of humor!! :D

John, my dear, I love you! What do the kids say..... I'm fan girling.

What sorcery is this?!! You are truly a mesmerizing creature indeed! Be merciful upon us mere mortals, using your power strictly for good. 🖤 😍😘

I love it when you tell stories of your life during other centuries. Times may change, but John Maclean stays constant. Consistent. And seamless.

I have found this filum quite interesting, helpful and beneficial.

OMG- I need the dates of that class ASAP as I will be traveling from the states however I fear that if my husband does not afford me this trip, divorce will be imminent.

Audio booooook, please! ❤️ This is the most relaxing, educative, and basic s**t-free channel on KZfaq. I love you!

Your films are literal therapy for me. Your voice is very soothing.

John's voice is beautifully melodic. Very soothing. Also, his makeup tutorials are perfection. ❤️

No hair shall comprehend the will of Maclean!

Finally the time has come to relieve some stress! Ive been soo sick but this i KNOW will relax me 🤧🤕😷🤗

I really enjoy your videos. They are so insightful and your beautiful use of the english language makes it even more so. You have definitely set the standard for beauty videos that I have yet to see any beauty guru has to surpass. Keep it going John, we love yo so muuuuch! x

John, you truly are a treat to watch. Thank you for sharing with us.