I’m glad someone introduced the Old man to Lazerpig

Germany's problem really was more or less that nobody ever went down to R&D and told them to fucking stop. I have an encyclopedia listing all the types of armour they deployed in the war and there are over 100 unique designs they came up with and utilized. Field technicians needed to have a bloody master class in jerry rigging if they wanted anything to function for longer than a day, because everything was a custom piece. The King Tiger was a beast, but was built too late to do anything, too few were made, and there were no replacement parts. My favorite tanks for WW2 are the Russian remote controlled T34 brigade, the German Goliath which was an RC demo car, and the New Zealand corrugated iron tractor they showed in this video. lol

6:10 that is a bob simple....or rather THE bob simple. it may aswell be a ork tank since its a tractor with corrugated steel, a few gun ports....its...not great but it has become a tank of legend among the meme community

5:55 It's actually the "Panzer of the Lake", and the tank itself was a Panzer 4. ConeofArc actually managed to track down the image and where it came from.

Fun fact the reason the Americans always brought 5 tanks was a standard M4 platoon at the time was 5 tanks. So a Volkswagen with an MG 42 taped to it is called in, 5 Shermans show up it didn't matter. Although I think the quote you are referencing is "Our tanks were worth 10 of theirs the problem is they always had 11."

Like a Lamborghini. Sleek, Stylish powerful and oozing an air of command and authority, but there’s only so much it can do for you if you have a tiny penis. I literally choked on what I was eating when I heard that. It might be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard.

By the way the "ork" looking tank is the bob simpletion from New Zealand

Lazerpig is amazing. He often records the audio while drunk, I think he's slightly insane, but holy shit is he funny. Even his sponsorship ads are worth watching, he spent something like 5 minutes trying to sell Raid Shadow Legends and it had me almost pissing myself laughing. One of the few youtube channels whose videos I'll rewatch multiple times, not for the information though they seem quite informative, but just for the comedic value.

This was an interesting watch. Had never heard of the Panther Paradox. Was always a King Tiger and Maus guy myself. lol :D And, the BAAAAANNNNEEEBLAAADDDEE! :D Also, yes, Bussian ships are easily sunk by anyone with some good AP placement. :D

16:31 That thing about the AK47 is complete BS. Forgotten Weapons has talked about the AK numerous times, and it requires just as much care and maintenance as any other rifle.

This video and potential history has convinced me of American tank superiority. I am now a freeaboo.

the ak 47 is actually not as good as you think. it lacks some soft factors like weight, modulability, controllability, adaptability and the amount of ammo you can carry.

.......erm, laser pig mentions the AK47 in another video (forget which one - maybe one the recent Ukraine ones)...... he disagrees...... you'll no doubt be very surprised to hear

For every big dick (barely) mobile bunker the Germans built we made hundreds of reliable survivable actual tanks with guns more than enough to take any kraut box and the infantry squad next to it #shermangang

You know one of the best fictional tanks I've seen in games are the Crucio siege tanks from StarCraft 2. If 40k was allowed to do research and innovation a Baneblade would be a much better tank and the Leman Russ would also scaled up vastly as it's mentioned the LR tank is far inferior to what was used in the Horus Heresy pity that, thank the Machine God Cawl does exactly that look at his works and be reasonable it's come at the right time too🤔

This was really funny, you should react to more videos by this guy :D

This was a fun different video, I might just check this other guy out, so thanks to you and the guy who recommended it.

The thing looking like a Orc tank. Was a Bob simple from New Zealand.

Sweden has used Modified Leopard 2 tanks that we have modernized and improve on since the 1994. And if you look at design only, its a newer version of the Panther with a bigger turrent house but more low profile. (aka height of the tank). But what do I know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13:33 "play world of warships, their is no russian bias" Soviet Navy was added before the Royal Navy.

Stuff like those soft factors are why I don’t really hold WH40K tanks in very high regard. Here’s an example: the hard stats of the basic Leman Russ are pretty much copied from an M1A1 Abrams from the 1991 Gulf War; with the exception of the sights. To my knowledge, a Leman Russ basically just has a telescopic sight that wouldn’t be out of place in WW2; while that 1991 M1A1 has things like thermal imagers, computerized fire control, and a two-axis stabilizer.

Lazerpig is a interesting chanel. I fist watched a vid of his like a month or two ago

"world of warships has no russian bias" Wargaming: introduce Russian CVs That one didn't age quite so well

6:07 we call him bob Bob semple tank

15:56 To its credit, the F-15 does have an air-to-air record of 104 and 0. For further information, here’s a video from The Fat Electrician: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h9ZmZcuDm7CUfYE.htmlsi=mTSah-oso0CxGvEF

Laserpig is feckin brilliant. Criminaly underrated

My Fav is the FT-17, it is basicly thw Great-Great Grandpa of modern tanks. being the basic bedrock foundation from the Great War that lead to how tanks work! also i think they are cute little two people deathboxes

My favorite WWII tank is the M3 Lee

react to Colonel James Burton is a pathological liar: The Bradley Wars by LazerPig

Hope you check out more of Lazerpig’s stuff. His vid on the T-34 is a classic

I like the dicker max my man was a glass canon but it was great

During the height of the Cold war, the United States started to go down this rabbit hole with its Navy that it was the best in the world because it was nuclear-powered. Every single ship; cruisers, destroyers, frigates, submarines were all nuclear-powered. The United States did it just to prove it could be done. It was prohibitively expensive and they realized most of it could be taken out by well equipped conventionally powered equivalents. That's why the US went back to well equipped cheaper oil fired ships (except for submarines and aircraft carriers). The biggest challenge the US faces is developing an affordable submarine better than what is currently in use.

so I Like the panzer 3 because I played world of tanks blitz once and I really like it

German tanks were like m16, slick precise and with quite few issues ... however M16 had a whole efing USA behind it, if something went wrong you just grabbed another one, and if the seconds one broke you called in orbital strike ;) Let's not forget that USA is nearly a whole efing continent filled with resources and manufacturing that nobody could touch (to far to fly) and even they decided to priorisite reliable and logistically sound sherman over wonder weapon.

My favorite tank is M60A2.

6:12 all hail the bob semple! God of tanks!

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My favorite tank is the Chrysler TV-8.

I'm thinking of making a real Banblade with support from the 40k community

russian bias in world of tanks was such a fun thing to bring up. sadly a bunch of shitters kept giving away team locations so they turned off all chat and it became a lot less fun when you couldnt ask the enemy you just one hit how it felt to get bias'd. one of the most bias moments i can remember is when i was in a tier 7 "s51" and one shot a tier 9 "t95" head on. it might be less impressive when you realize it was an arty vs a tank destroyer but still one hitting head on is pretty rare when youre two tiers lower.

Tiger 131 is one of my fav WOT tanks to use. But I will admit that its not the strongest, i have once been 1 shot by artillery in 1st 20 seconds of the game. I didnt even see it coming, pretty sure it was blind fire as well

Was the guy drunk when he made the video? Edit: I mean Lazerpig, not the Commissar. Don’t blam me.

Italian L3/33 ftw lolol

The "Panther in the lake" isn't a panther

German commander: our thank cank kill 4 American tanks but they always bring five Russian commander: laughs in t-34

So another thing to nail LazerPig on aside from him often inserting BS into his videos is the war thunder thing. German tanks in war thunder have always gotten preferential treatment(tough pay 2 win stuff is always better then either) and tiger and panthers for years has been basically in the "bully" tier of vehicles(you could argue the panther still is) and meanwhile russian and american vehicles (less american ones now) have been tiered very unfairly. The whole idiotic russian bias thing comes from crap players that don't know their weapons and their enemy tanks weak spots(which war thunder handles realistically even in the so called "arcade " mode). Also the "supporting terrorist groups" is also a blatant lie, hell a good chunk of their team was and is ukrainian. War thunder devs support their customers and noone else , hell they don't even remove the decorations that are currently used to represent ukranian neonazis aka the guys responsible for all the mass graves that ukranians are "only now" finding.