I was drunk when I made this, and you should be drunk too. Especially if you watch The Patent Scam.
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@joebleasdale55573 жыл бұрын
It’s weird how, in America, 20 years is “too long” for a a patent, yet death plus 90 years isn’t long enough for copyright.
@priceofiron69003 жыл бұрын
Mickey Mouse has been lobbying harder than Silicon Valley I guess
@FakerName3 жыл бұрын
No one would write anything if it didn't benefit their great-great-great-grandchildren.
@slobiden.25933 жыл бұрын
@@priceofiron6900 ironically Disney lobbied so Mickey Mouse wasn’t copyrighted for being too close to steamboat Willie. They made SW public domain . Then went on to secure Mickey Mouse for eternity.
@maskofthedragon3 жыл бұрын
Copyright being low stakes allowed people to be retarded with extending it to basically forever ÷
@Ignatius_C3 жыл бұрын
Probably because inventions can have greater importance to the world than someone being able to sell their own mickey mouse merch.
@buymeapony3 жыл бұрын
"Stands against shenanigans and malarkey". What about tomfoolery, Georg?!
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
So I'm free to do some chicanery, then?
@JohnTaylor-fh4et3 жыл бұрын
Thank the Lord for that, gotta go stick the Whatchamacallit in the doohickey.
@shanewright27723 жыл бұрын
Then I take it monkeyshines and tommyrot are completely out of the question?
@buymeapony3 жыл бұрын
@@shanewright2772 Of course, I'm not even sure why you thought to ask.
@JohnTaylor-fh4et3 жыл бұрын
@@shanewright2772 that depends on Who's Playing 1st and What's on 2nd.
@NASkeywest3 жыл бұрын
“McKool Smith.” Is an awesome fake patent troll name. Seeing that name on the door placard made me chuckle.
@zetetick3952 жыл бұрын
I did hear that McKool Smith was planning to marry Big Tits McGee, while dual wearing white rimmed sunglasses at the ceremony
@tomservo50073 жыл бұрын
in all seriousness, software patents are a mess
@guy-sl3kr3 жыл бұрын
Intellectual property as a concept is a mess
@CraftyF0X3 жыл бұрын
@@guy-sl3kr Capitalism as an economical system is a mess.
@WillmobilePlus3 жыл бұрын
@@CraftyF0X Ok, Zoomer. No one is going to give you free stuff because you cant deal. Better stop hoping for magic communism and learn a skill, and then Capitalism wont be "such a mess" for you.
@guy-sl3kr3 жыл бұрын
@@WillmobilePlus ok boomer
@qty13153 жыл бұрын
@@WillmobilePlus The most successful people in Capitalism have no skills. What they have is a lot of money that they use to hire people who have skills, then hire lawyers to screw them over so they don't have to pay them, or can fire them and hire someone cheaper. Having a 'skill' just makes your butthole a target for capitalists to penetrate you.
@TheGahta3 жыл бұрын
Took me legit 5min to realize that's not the will Ferrell I had in mind 🤣
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
It was extremely confusing to listen to this without watching the video haha
@LordZero6663 жыл бұрын
Until i read this comment i thought that it was maybe some movie that Will Farrell had made that i missed.
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
Me too.. I was wondering why he kept calling him will Ferrell
@TamicaToutLeMOnde2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing....because I still don't know why Gerog was calling him Will Ferrell...
@joebikeguy66693 жыл бұрын
Georg, you are probably aware of this, but the hairy fat guy in the cheap plastic kiddie pool is a parody of the beautiful woman in the opulent marble tub scene in the movie "The Big Short". She explains some aspect (I forget what) of the 2008 mortgage crisis. Love your channel. Regards from Florida.
@brentandringa63803 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was thinking that. I saw it and was like ... why are they doing a Margot Robbie- Big Short parody? Truly baffling
@MatthewStinar3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea.
@YusefIsAGod3 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounces "lawyer" triggers my fight-or-flight insticts.
@russellst.martin42553 жыл бұрын
I thought the T1000 stabbed that guy in the head while he was drinking a paper cup of coffee
@schmitty54613 жыл бұрын
*slowly realizes* He IS the T1000
@yetigriff3 жыл бұрын
Which one? They are twins.
@russellst.martin42553 жыл бұрын
@@schmitty5461 Mind=blown
@ModelsExInferis3 жыл бұрын
THAT's where I know him from! Was driving me insane! Thanks mate!
@romanpavlovich3 жыл бұрын
But most importantly, DID HE CASH IN THE FULL HOUSE????
@gilgameshkingofkings12883 жыл бұрын
I gotta say I love how sincere you always are your dry humor and wit are also wonderful what i want to say is thank you for all the smiles warming my Face.
@HeretixAevum3 жыл бұрын
11:48 "I stand with Will Ferrell against both shenanigans and malarkey" is one of the funniest lines I've heard in a while.
@jarg83 жыл бұрын
I just couldn't stop laughing at the casual way he just calls this random dude Will Ferrell
@Anacronian3 жыл бұрын
A patent troll once came after my hiptang, But I explained that I had smoked the Hiptang, and it was now lost to time. So we both sang a sad dirge to the lost Hiptang and in doing that he became my brudder. Oh, brudder my brudder.
@Carlosonebillion3 жыл бұрын
Sad to see how the son of Will Ferrell and Ron Perlman turned out.
@benny_lemon51233 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 🤣
@WildFungus3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed at how relentlessly people keep calling analogies metaphors in this video.
@NASkeywest3 жыл бұрын
Ole Georg is looking to patent Hip-Tang. He is doing his due diligence.
@tonyhenderson51883 жыл бұрын
😂 brilliant!
@BryanBortz3 жыл бұрын
Hip-Tang! It’s unique.
@sjp35683 жыл бұрын
thatll be the hiptang *patent pending (nothing else gives you aids as well as tinnitus)
@archlich44893 жыл бұрын
Dogs like it. Cats like it.
@jackalobowaitthisnameistaken2 жыл бұрын
Patent troll? That'll be the Hip-Tangg
@crussteasock40473 жыл бұрын
For anyone asking "whys he calling him Will Ferrell?", read the D
@swytchblayd3 жыл бұрын
Tbf the director looks a bit like a chubby Will Ferrell.
@fleischidambach3 жыл бұрын
Thanks - I honestly thought for a while, that they did a great make up job with Will Ferrell :-D
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
He was so drunk that he thought it was will farrell? That's hilarious hahah
@lcmiracle3 жыл бұрын
Wait, he ain't?!
@devolutionary3 жыл бұрын
Maybe if Will Ferrell had myopia and fell off every branch on the Michael Moore tree of life.
@thomasrdiehl3 жыл бұрын
This channel is at a point now where I could not tell whether this was going to be about how patents are a scam or about a movie. Sadly, it was the latter. I would have really enjoyed the former. Not to say I didnt enjoy this, though.
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
"A loyer" Lawd give me the strength-
@playingmusiconmars3 жыл бұрын
My dad is a chemist so I had to listen about fraudulent patent problems my whole life - I think I'll pass on this one
@madman4077083 жыл бұрын
Sitting here puffing on some of that ol Hip-Tang™ and I couldn't figure out why anchorman never appeared
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why this guy got patent trolled, they thought it was the other, richer guy.
@gettingartsywithalobster19493 жыл бұрын
I can't until someone tries to patent troll GRS on that Hip Tang patent
@shaunbritton9393 жыл бұрын
Hip tang makes the trolls go away 🧟🔥🤔😅
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
Already happened. The new patent holder pleaded with the FDA to leave him be, explaining that he'd never heard of HipTang and it was just an innocent attempt to con people with frivolous patent lawsuits, but to no avail; the current holder has even turned to publicizing HipTang on this channel in desperation, hoping to dupe other patent trolls into repeating his error.
@seanwilkinson86963 жыл бұрын
I've seen two guys in my life who looked, acted, and spoke startlingly like Ned Flanders. One lives in South Texas, and the other is this man.
@elvingearmasterirma72413 жыл бұрын
"If I had a penny for every person I know who looks, acts and speak like Ned Flanders, I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice."
@jliller2 жыл бұрын
Hi-diddly-ho, troll-a-rino!
@lsarvin3 жыл бұрын
I have not seen "The Patent Scam". But I work in IT and patents and copyrights have been misapplied to IT software and hardware in ways that negatively affect innovation and the public for years and years. My take from your critique (again, having not seen it ) is that this documentary does not effectively communicate what it intends to prove.
@motionoftheocean75243 жыл бұрын
And again, you've not seen it right?
@sinsoftheswamp83463 жыл бұрын
@@motionoftheocean7524 nah I think they have seen it
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
Well, you were spot on ha.
@MatthewStinar3 жыл бұрын
Patents and copyrights were unethical from their inception. And if you examine the precursors to patents and copyrights, you'll see they were all about the abuse of power. There's no way to strip patents and copyrights of their essential nature, which is to cause harm and destruction.
@kingcosworth2643 Жыл бұрын
@@MatthewStinar They aren't unethical from their inception. If you put the time, effort and resources into the creation of something useful, what would be unethical is a big company with more money than god swooping down and simply stealing that from you.
@shaunbritton9393 жыл бұрын
Very interesting thank you Georg your a legend I owe you a beer for all the great content you provide
@BlazingOwnager3 жыл бұрын
I had to legitimately check the internet to see if that was in fact Will Ferrell committing to a Borat like character.
@KPbouj2 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious 😆
@joebleasdale55573 жыл бұрын
He’s New Egg. 🥚
@JasonWendleton3 жыл бұрын
This latest batch of videos has been NEXT LEVEL. Please keep it up.
@avistagular6903 жыл бұрын
"This has cost me time that I'll never get back; but, am I the only one in this wretched situation?" How I felt watching the last season of Game of Thrones.
@pauricdevro3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, your videos have been great lately
@ghiblinerd61963 жыл бұрын
The perfect fruit to pick…..a-diddly.
@OsHoonigan3 жыл бұрын
pretty good pull, tbh
@thejudgmentalcat3 жыл бұрын
My favorite anime is "Howl's Moving Castle"!
@ghiblinerd61963 жыл бұрын
@@thejudgmentalcat 🤗
@dr.jackshephard47333 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel and I am in love with your content my dude! Gonna watch all your videos today, thanks for your work!!
@GeorgRockallSchmidt3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, enjoy! I'd probably skip the podcast though, it sucks.
@CaptainUnusual3 жыл бұрын
What exactly do you want from the guy - he's an engineer, not a filmmaker, and he probably couldn't afford to hire one after the legal bills. From the looks of it, for a complete amateur, he didn't do that bad of a job.
@sunnohh3 жыл бұрын
The film making isn’t the point, its the fact he is propagandizing his personal profit as good public policy
@MatthewStinar3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching it and my only complaint was that he made it sound like there could exist a good patent. Patents are like bombs: they're either dormant or destructive, but never constructive.
@dimplesd89312 жыл бұрын
The best Will Farrell performance in years! 2 thumbs up/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!
@chrise8275 Жыл бұрын
This is the most important documentary of our generation.
@henryglennon38643 жыл бұрын
I remember there being a really good episode of This American Life about fraudulent patent lawsuits. Anyone interested in the subject, maybe listen to that instead?
@samotdengode3 жыл бұрын
Watch this then listen to that for full exposure
@ArtisticlyAlexis3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I actually saw this. He's right: it's _The Room_ of documentaries!
@Ryan-vl2nn3 жыл бұрын
Oh no…Not across the street from the courthouse.
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
It's like Brazil, in real life.
@baldinggrey53683 жыл бұрын
Frank Reynolds has been expanding his 'Egg' product line, I see
@HayaJi3 жыл бұрын
I've had to watch this twice just to understand what was going on... and now I too can utter the immortal words, "This has cost me time that I'll never get back, but... am I the only one in this wretched situation?"
@mivkayla3 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. I would love to see you analyze more documentaries.
@zigguratjones64583 жыл бұрын
Poor Will Ferrell..
@jacobharvey29463 жыл бұрын
Did you know that someone in the early 2000s was able to successfully patent drop down navigation, ya know hovering your mouse over a link and having a sub-menu pop up? They go around trying to get money out of anyone they think is too small to fight back. Meanwhile the patent never should have been issued, and should be easily nullified if anyone with some money did the work. In general, software patents are bull***t.
@Harrier_DuBois3 жыл бұрын
How is anyone supposed to know that that's NOT Will Ferrell?
@jamespfp3 жыл бұрын
X-Plane is how. I'd be surprised if there isn't an Encyclopaedia Dramatica entry on this guy.
@RandallStephens3973 жыл бұрын
The metaphor about the garbage patents is actually pretty good: it isn't really the troll "leaving out the garbage", it's the broad corporate incentive structure to patent anything and everything they can because they have no idea what could be useful to claim ownership of later, but they damn sure well want to be the first one to have it written down that they own it. This leads to such arbitrarily nonspecific things so general as to be understood as "owning the telephone". And anyone can later just buy bulk junk patents from companies that go under. Those are the trolls, attracted by the garbage.
@mrgazpacho33163 жыл бұрын
Hi diddley ho neighboroonie, it isn't the Ned Flanders documentary we want it's the Ned Flanders documentary we need.
@NEWBkiller6463 жыл бұрын
The bath scene makes me think he trying to make something in the style of The Big Short
@terryrodgers95603 жыл бұрын
Right on brotha, im drunk while viewing this man, keep fighting the good fight
@bugglemagnum62133 жыл бұрын
You've been on a roll lately
@theSemiChrist3 жыл бұрын
Man Will Ferrel has gone a weird direction.
@gonesnake23373 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the bombshell...
@jsc3153 жыл бұрын
I am really high right now, and I feel I need to watch this documentary and this whole film is an absolutely bat shit crazy time.
@no_mnom3 жыл бұрын
The problem is really bad but this does not address them unfortunately, Adobe literally owns ways to digitally modify an image and charges exorbitant amounts so people can use the features they're locking down
@bizophone3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a real life Jordan Peele character.
@angels2online3 жыл бұрын
So Georg, what's your pick for the best of the worst?
@TheHermitsQuarters3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment right here.
@ArborealOreo3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the "by the silvery moon" instrumental that scores your vid!
@userJohnSmith3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen this movie...and loved it. It must be a series.
@simondaniel40283 жыл бұрын
i fkn love this channel
@bluepinkman44883 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that last metaphor was actually perfectly apt?
@janedoe30433 жыл бұрын
Can we get back to movies and nice things rather than our quick march to extinction?
@bendorlinhg61803 жыл бұрын
Yes we can. *Terms and conditions may vary.
@nobody87173 жыл бұрын
I fail to see how those two subjects aren't one and the same.
@munkyzzb75043 жыл бұрын
I remember when Adam Carrola got sued for podcasting. It was out of Texas also
@burningphoneix3 жыл бұрын
X-plane is actually pretty good.
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
Meet the new egg, same as the old egg.
@Fr3unen3 жыл бұрын
This is golden. I'm too stupid to understand everything, but it's golden.
@phdtobe3 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t look like Will Ferrell to me.
@jarg83 жыл бұрын
That makes it even funnier lol
@AceAttorny3 жыл бұрын
The man is a Goddamn character actor and you will respect his makeup artists' work.
@KOTYAR13 жыл бұрын
I kinda understood the metaphors. They are still convoluted, but I got them
@Football__Junkie3 жыл бұрын
I honestly get sick of hearing people giving multiple analogies of a topic or concept when I understood it in the first place, and therefore did not need an analogy.
@captainhaire3 жыл бұрын
Halfway in Georg. This is your best work yet. Wanna talk about Stalker sometime?
@Sammo2123 жыл бұрын
I watched this doc a while back and it made me spitting mad
@NiacinWaterTaffy3 жыл бұрын
13:43 I think this is a spoof of the Margot-Robbie-in-a-bubble-bath scene from the Big Short.
@nikital.65233 жыл бұрын
"Bath tub segment" I'm sold.
@kludgedude3 жыл бұрын
The Patent Scam now most popular on Amazon Prime
@tomservo50073 жыл бұрын
you wanna bet the concept of Prime Shipping is patented ? I know they have a patent for the '1-click buy now' button concept
@albedoshader3 жыл бұрын
The X-Plane guy made a movie? Oh my. I love the simulator, but this sounds like a ver special... treat.
@seanmcardle3 жыл бұрын
Golden last second quote.
@normdeeploom59453 жыл бұрын
I haven’t even watched yet and I left a comment. Patent pending.
@crussteasock40473 жыл бұрын
That's dumb
@Milktacheable3 жыл бұрын
still better than Holmes and Watson
@kensvideos13 жыл бұрын
Great idea for the mini series. May i suggest a patent to that effect?.
@trogdo3 жыл бұрын
i ddid a lil laugh very fantastic thanks georgio :-)
@FallingWhale3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the aircraft door closeup I thought it was going to be a gyroplane and got really excited before it cut to just a boring airplane.
@Halbared3 жыл бұрын
THank goodness you put 'off' at the end of 'pissed' so I didn't think he was pissed, some people can hide it quite well.
@dyveira3 жыл бұрын
"...give greed a bad name..." Whatever you say, Gordon Gekko. 🤣
@JM-vp8zc3 жыл бұрын
A chimera of Will Ferrell and Ron Perlman
@plutoniumshore3 жыл бұрын
bwhahahaha. We love you Georg. Also, where is the puppy?
@RCAvhstape3 жыл бұрын
The guy looks like Ron Jaworski's shady half brother.
@jgm_mackmen3 жыл бұрын
This video is a treasure
@kisfekete3 жыл бұрын
Austin Meyer is a legit dev of a highly esteemed flight simulator series, X-Plane (currently in its 11th release). Reportedly he had many problems with patent trolls through the years. It seems this is another unfortunate example of when a very knowledgeable person's skills at one field (simulator development) do not translate to another (investigative documentary).
@ADPRadio3 жыл бұрын
This could rival Buck Breaking as a hilariously weird documentary.
@ghostoflazlo3 жыл бұрын
Meow indeed Georg
@mr.pavone97193 жыл бұрын
Lawyers, Businesses and Abandoned Buildings sounds like a track that didn't make it to Kraftwerk's album, Computer World.
@Halbared3 жыл бұрын
He's new egg!
@dudlydjarbum20453 жыл бұрын
Good luck brother.
@deathonredbull3 жыл бұрын
I like the way Americans rhyme 'lawyer', and 'warrior'. It's completely mad, but so am I, so let's leave it at that.
@MrGregory7773 жыл бұрын
I have heard of this before. Did you talk about it before or maybe RLM?
@HeatherHolt3 жыл бұрын
The muffin man? The muffin man.
@bense7enreilly3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau actually made a documentary but i can't find it anywhere online :(
@Alex-cw3rz3 жыл бұрын
Analogy time : this video is like when you drink a couple of bottles of hiptang and you see faces talking to you in the windows, imagine that.
@lifeisstr4nge3 жыл бұрын
He's NewEgg! :DDD
@adamdonovan883 жыл бұрын
Why does he keep saying Will Ferrel... Did I miss something?
@wadetisthammer36123 жыл бұрын
Read the Description.
@bluegill58023 жыл бұрын
Hell I played Xplane a lot as a kid
@n3v3rg01ngback3 жыл бұрын
Talking next to a lava lamp was patented in 2003 by the Fenwick Corporation. They are notorious for striking KZfaq channels. Watch out.
@thegoldencaulk27423 жыл бұрын
Will Ferrell looks like he ate a few too many bees.