Read the title as "Georg Complains: Physics" as if he'd become incredibly upset by the laws of physics recently lol.

My former boss was a psychic. He told me one day last year that I was going to have a financial struggle in the near future. Damned if he wasn’t correct. I got laid off two days after he pointed out my future. Talk about creepy accuracy.

"A regular evil Mike Stoklasa" This implies the Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media is somehow the GOOD one. Have you seen the shit he's done to Rich Evans?

Orson Welles learned the ability of cold reading, but stopped using it immediately when he started to realize things about people that he practiced on, without understanding why. Not because he was afraid that he might have paranormal powers, but because he was afraid that he was cold reading unconsciously, which is a common result of frequent cold reading and often leads to delusions of having paranormal powers.

Regular Mike Stoklasa has been scamming a old man from his savings with promises of being able to fix his vhs player so he can watch nightcourt. Imagine what Evil Mike Stoklasa is capable of.

I believe that the job of "Evil Mike Stoklasa" has been filled.

"What if Sherlock Holmes was shit at making his conclusions?" - The entire premise of psychics.

“I shall simply say that those who offer false consolation are false friends.” - Christopher Hitchens

Happy birthday to you too

I think you will appreciate this anecdote Georg. So a work colleague of mine went to see a psychic and at the last minute decided to bring a friend. When she arrived the psychic said "Oh! I didn't expect two of you". If that had happened to me, I would have turned around, got in the car and drove away.

We had a popular show here in NZ called "Sensing Murder" (or as I liked to call it, Sensing Bullshit). It was a state funded program that involved re-opening unsolved cold cases, and brining in local celebrity Psychics to see if they could shed any light. It was straight up exploitation of vulnerable victims, still looking for closure. The problem with this show, is that it was so well done, that it had many advocates, and so criticizing it was almost taboo, in the sense that you could esily find yourself accused of being a closed minded insensitive asshole. I always found such opinions to be the height of irony, but some battles are just not worth fighting, and are even worse than a zero sum game. I was very happy when the show finally ended, and always enjoyed TV shows like "Lie to Me" and "The Mentalist" which often did a great job of exposing the bullshit of these exploitative con artists.

Some years ago I went with my sister and friends on a "ghost tour" in a local town that has lots of American Civil War history. One of those things where the "ghost hunters" walk you around the town and show you "haunted" buildings and sites. It was just for fun as far as I was concerned, but I was surprised at what a thriving business this was for these guys. People moving into old houses and properties would pay these dudes good money to investigate possible paranormal activity, which of course, they would sometimes "find". He took us into his office, where he and his partner had all kinds of odd electronic equipment, old 1970s reel-to-reel tape decks, oscilloscopes, and a bunch of homemade stuff like an "energy detector" that was like a couple of square planar antennae made with tinfoil on metal rods. It was total BS, of course, but I thought the old analog electronics was cool, anyway. Of course my sister and her friend got caught up in the ghost stories and were terrified. For me it felt like being in an episode of In Search of with Leonard Nimoy in the 70s.

I like psychics in movies. They're brought in when the director is out of ideas and the main character needs to suddenly be told what to do next or where to be, even though it doesn't make sense. All prophesies by psychics in movies always come true, which is also incredibly convenient for the MC.

Someday I expect Georg's video to just be 20 minutes of him face-planted and snoring, next to an overturned lava lamp and an empty bottle of whiskey.

As a magician, "psychics" have always bothered me. I have to be 100% accurate in my predictions and these people only have to be 30% correct to be deemed a miracle. Maybe I'm just working too hard lol ;)

"An evil Mike Stoklasa..." The algorithm is beginning to show its pattern to me...

Now you did it, Georg, no one will invite you to a Seance party

If they had the capability and interest in coming up with detailed lore in how the afterlife functions they wouldn't be "working" as psychics, they'd be writing novels, or just go all the way in and properly start an actual cult.

I was watching a documentary series about psychics. There was this woman who would let spirits possess her and speak in a voice, as if it was the spirit talking to her. At some point, she was talking to a guy who had a german father and she starts saying "bita-bita, does that mean anything to you?" and the guy says yes, that's "father" in german. Of course, she could have googled that. The funny part is, that's where the conversation ended. The spirit of his dead father supposedly came into the room and the son "felt him" or whatnot. At that point I said to myself, I bet if it was an english speaking ghost, it would have a whole conversation with his son. Lo and behold, not a few minutes later and there's another american family whose dead father was also american and only spoke english. That ghost had an entire conversation with his family. The german ghost, conveniently only said one word through the non-german speaking psychic. The american ghost had a whole conversation through the same psychic. Man, I fucking hate these people so much. Another funny one is there's this channel here on youtube called "jubilee". They have a series where they get I think six or seven people who all belong to a certain group (they're all gay, they're all jews, they're all fans of the same TV show, they're all parents and so on and so forth) except for one of them. They have to ask each other questions and every few minutes will vote one out. The one that they think is the mole (not the gay guy, not the jew, not the fan of that TV show etc). If they manage to find him, the remaining ones win a money prize. If they don't and the mole is still among them, he or she gets all the money. Generally, they find the mole like 9 out of 10 times. It's very rare that the mole will manage to make it to the last round where there's like 3 or 4 people left. Well in one of these episodes the theme was "psychics" and one of them wasn't one (or, he wasn't LYING about being one like they do, more accurately). They failed to find her (I think it was a woman) and she won the money. Keep in mind, some of the groups are children who are all fans of a certain band or cartoon show or whatever, and those kids still manage to find out the mole among them. But not the fucking psychics! It was hilarious.

“Who shot JFK? Where do all my socks go?” I cannot imagine any other creator on KZfaq who could have those two questions back to back and have them be sensible in context.

4:55 "Evil Mike Stoklasa"? Isn't Mike Stoklasa already evil?

“We’re so sorry, uncle Albert. We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain.”

I wanna see a TV show where regular "good" Mike Stoklasa drives around town & snatches up people to tell them about Star Trek TNG 🤘😎🤘

I'm picking up strong vibrations that Georg will soon be joining Red Letter Media

I knew you'd upload this.

I would love to see a super intelligent kid being brought to a psychic to get in touch with their recently departed professor parent, and asking the psychic some deep scientific ideas that they'll be entirely unprepared for.

Hang in there 😉 love. Just got home from work, and I'm binge watching your channel. Thanks for the escape. Much appreciated.

There are also some things psychics can say which sound very specific, but which are likely to apply to lots of people, including "a box of old photographs, most not in albums", "a drawer that is stuck or doesn't slide properly", "a white car", and "keys, but you don't remember what they open". People also tend to remember what a psychic said as being more specific than it really was. So if a psychic says "I'm sensing some sort of ongoing conflict with an older person", they might say "well how did they know that I fought with my father over going to college?"

Great complainy video. Loved that one of my favourite people, James "the Amazing" Randy, got a guernsey. RIP Mr Randy, you left the planet too soon.

Thanks, Georg! Happy Birthday to you, as well!

SUPERB. My thoughts exactly and so many more that I will lovingly adopt.

As always, a delight to have a video from you.

Always happy to see a notification that you’ve uploaded a new video. Always fascinating topics hilariously discussed.

"Notice: due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no psychic readings today, we apologise for any future inconveniences."

It's not gravity that keeps him here, it has more to do with electromagnetic energy which allows them to maintain their position on earth. Obviously. Haven't you ever seen ghost hunter shows? They always have electromagnetism detectors, and those devices pick up ghost activity. It's really simple.

Such wise questions.

imagine dying getting up to the pearly gates and St peter looks at you and says '' I sense you have suffered a loss is it a sadness or something similar . Does your name begin with a T I'm seeing a T here or maybe its one of the other 26 letters ''

So many excellent questions were asked in that last section

The ending made me laugh so much

Your best work yet.

Love your channel bro -- good work! :-) Keep it up!

4:54 "A regular evil Mike Stoklasa" - That got a good chuckle out of me.

Every video a treasure

Love you're channel and videos

GRS. Ameobi with souls. Classic. Witty, insightful and thought provoking as always.

Aw, this actually was uploaded on my birthday! Thanks, Georg!

Thank you! It was a very nice birthday.

It really is my birthday today! Amazing! And Thanks!

The ending had me thinking of a long line of dead people redoing the I Love Lucy translation skit.

YES I NEEDED THIS

I didn’t know I needed this video…

I love your channel.

It's my birthday in 2 hours! Thanks, Georg!

lmao "a regular evil Mike Stoklasa"

Wait this was on my birthday! Thank you for the present!

Good stuff as always

That was a deep loving intro. Happy whatever to you or whoever too. Also I thought the video was about physics lol

Masterpiece

I took a girl to a tarot reader on a date once in Sedona, AZ. The psychic told the girl she loved to travel (a cliche) and then me, that I would be successful at business. Go figure that a girl would want to travel and a guy wants to make money lol. It was clearly not paranormal but it gave us a lot to talk about the rest of the date, you basically pay someone to relentlessly compliment you, bullshit and grief conmen aside.

This went a bit "Just a Thought" towards the end there, got a bit nostalgic for the stop-motion frame rates and high paced ranting

I loved GRS' ruminations on the nature of spirits

This is the best content I've seen on yt which is like a mix up of Garth meringues dark place bts Charlie brookers screen whipe

"Sheisters" LOL, that world alone made it already worth to watch this vid

I think the 'world building' not being completed works to the advantage of the 'psychic'. The customer has to bring their own ideas to the the table which gets them a little invested in the idea straight away.

My favourite psychic is Raymond Day from the hit BBC Scotland show Paraside. He’s a bit brutal but at least he’s honest.

I am endlessly annoyed by the fact that somehow it's my responsibility to prove ghosts don't exist and no one has to deliver concrete evidence that they do. I say I don't believe in ghosts when someone says their great aunt blew the door open and for some reason I'm the asshole.

God I love your wit. You sir are sharp as a nail 😅

Thanks again

Hey! That one psychic lady is the Sam lady who starred in that "Walls Fall Out" music video that you can watch here on KZfaq. So cool.

I knew you were going to release this video.

Hey thanks for the birthday wishes man

:D That was great! I laught out loud. Thanks!

Thank you

this is the culmination of everything your show was meant to be, you can retire, this is perfect. "Socrates what do you think of bitcoin?" like how do you top the savage dismantling of the afterlife/spirit domain? 😂

I knew you were going to post this

I like to knock on a psychics door. And if they ask "Who is it?" I leave.

You're my favourite Georg

Man this video made my day. 🍻

'socrates, what do you think about bitcoin?' this is where i lost it.

You have asked all my questions...

Comment for boosting the algorithm. Great, amazing content, as usual.

They could have never predicted this video.

Anyone that makes money on "talking to ghosts" should be ashamed of themselves.

"... AND English!" Is a fucking amazing joke Georg.

I’m a psychic. I foresaw myself laughing during this video once I clicked on it.

Georg hits on the premise of the Necroscope book series

I'm waiting for a TV show starring Peter Dinklage as a mindreading criminal called "Small Medium at Large"

"an evil Mike Stocklasa" ..brilliant!

This guy is the best guy on the internet!

mike stoklasa

So many questions.

I remember a documentary with Derek Ogilvie - aka The Baby Mind Reader - when he took the James Randi challenge. He failed to prove his psychic powers in every test devised for him, but there was a telling moment when he was left alone with a baby and became frustrated as the infuriating infant wouldn't talk to him. But as soon as the baby's nanny entered the room, suddenly he was getting all sorts of vibes. Anyway, it ended with him getting a brainscan showing he did have slightly higher than normal activity in the bit of the brain responsible for communication. He took this as proof of his powers - I took it as proof that he's just really good at reading body language.

These are the questions we all want to be answered!

BEST Dead Baby Jokes EVER!!!😊😁😅😂🤣😭😢😥

"...a regular evil Mike Stoklasa". I'm ded.

it's 2:15 am where i live and these are the questions i ask myself every time i can't sleep.

I had a feeling you'd make a video like this

My boy on a Friday night? Nice!

You should check out the "remote readers" in the documentary Third Eye Spies... That may change your mind.

"a regular, evil Mike Stoklasa" I screamed 🤣