I’m SO impressed at how Sebastian got back to the crib story. All it takes for me is a ‘Look! Squirrel!’ And I’ll never get back to my original point. This show is awesome.

Pete is so ON all the time. SM sits back and analyzes . Great combo

This ain’t a museum lol if u didn’t meet me while I was breathing dude you guys Rock 🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂

Just what I needed !!!!!!!!!!!! We need 2 episodes a week guys !!!

first time watching this podcast and its crazy how pete can literally just talk a funeral he went to yesterday and its already a bit that could easily be in a special.

Pete complaining about drinking from a straw but he’s sipping from a cup with pink hearts lol

“I kneeled, but I didn’t kneel in”...LOL...”it’s like karaoke- it’s your turn”...LOL...” three different poses you can choose from- we can’t customize the pose”...LOL

I see why Sebastian does the podcast with Pete. I've never seen a comedian laugh that hard. And it happens every podcast. It's like Pete is doing a personal show for Sebastian

Look at him he loves it. Because it fits their narrative LMAO

Love you guys! I rewatch your episodes because they're so funny! Laughter helps with this crazy pandemic

You are both so funny together. You make me laugh. Best podcast ever. Love all your stories and everyday life experiences!!!!!

I don’t mind straws only because I don’t know if I trust the glass has been PROPERLY sanitized in the kitchen. Just a thought.

The topics you two cover are hilarious when you break them down in your conversations. I love listening. 💕

The interaction is amazing, you feed off each other. Pete is so good! Sebastian really cracks up! His laugh is priceless! Do another live, please!!!!!

Maniscalco was drinking a protein shake with a straw a few episodes back. If I remember right, Lana brought him a selection of multiple straws!

Omg I about choked on my lunch with the corpse poses!! 😂😂 great stuff guys.

Agree with Pete 100%. I am not having an open casket viewing, but a visitation in the church an hour before the funeral. Think about why they had wakes originally.

Sebastian and Pete you’ve become my spirit animal! I’m from the UK, and I’m challenging people about their masks because of you! I’m judging funerals omg! I’m BRITISH! ! We are quiet! Love you guys! Pete stop smoking! Love you xxxxx

I get so excited when I get my notifications that there’s a new episode of the Pete & Sebastian show! This was great! I laughed so hard when you were talking about the “trimming of the hedge”! Lol 🤣🤣#neighborsgottalovethem

I love how Sebastian consistently calls it "Apple Tunes" 🤣🤣🤣

I love these guys! Pete talking about using a straw isn't manly... as he sips from a pink and purple hearted mug😂

I use a. straw so I don't put lips on a glass in a restaurant!!! Who knows if it's clean!!!🤗😝☮️

OHHHHHH.....MYYYYYYY.......GAWWWW!!!! Sooooo funny! Haven’t laughed this much nonstop since pre-pandemic! You are both so relatable with your stories and narratives. Thank you!!!!

Omg, brilliant comedy, thank you. So much. My life sucks but you make it bettrr💜💜💜

I’m a Over the road truck driver I love listening to this show while I’m driving you guys is hilarious

If Sadie makes a friend, you might have to be nice to the family ☮️🌷!!!

I'm stuck alone. You are like my kids coming to visit. Keep on making us laugh.

“Is isis still Hiring?” Hahah frikin Sebastian made my day 😂 lol

More Pete and Sebastion!!! How about a Jackie and Lana show? Muchluv, thank you for making the pandemic easier.

Loving this “cast”! Getting tired of all the ”woke”, IDW, political, and new age crap podcasts. This makes me laugh and feel good during all the craziness going on!!!! Thanks Pete and Sebastian!!!!!!

You are good friends who read each other well! It’s good

Pete:"And they always fold the arms of the corpse, never a salute or a thumbs-up". Classic.

This podcast gonna get me through the pandemic!!

So funny! My husband & I are Sebastian’s age, & our 18, 19, & 20 year old sons think we’re ready for the nursing home!

My first P&S show...these guys are good! They sound like guys I grew up with in Brooklyn in the 70s.

I loved the “ come hither” look with the straw in the glass for men lol

cutting back on meat and eggs - cut back on the carbs

Not the swing set! OMG started the podcasts and I’m like at 180 and remember Pete getting a swing set used. So glad you got use out of it... ahh memories lmao 😂 even though I listened to that podcast like last week.

Ahhhhhhh Sebastian on his daughter’s crib... beautiful; and sweet 👍❤️

I look forward to each episode.. neededthese laughs so much!! ty guys

These 2 need to be on regular TV every night so everyone could see it and bring TRUE laughter of life Thanks Pete and Sebastian

Yes! The best show on tv is back baby, ! You guys rock man,! Hate watching news these days plus sports suck now too due to putting politics every where! You guys take me away from the cliff bro’s ! America needs you guys more than ever these days! Godbless GUY

I'm a woman who did not have a Dad.. I've never stopped wanting one.....all my life!!!♥️🤗☮️

Dont ever stop this show is on another level. Im subjective being Italian but its like listening to my Cousin’s talk about some geeeh

You two constantly talk about your future deaths! Your realization of (fixation with?) the ultimate ending is poignant, while hilarious.

Put anything out on the. curb and it's GONE 😅 No sign needed!!

Pete get a burner phone, only for associates or acquaintances. Your main phone only for business, family, and real friends. My two cents😁!

my father in law who was a sharp dresser even though he was fairly poor was in a second marriage to a certifiable lunatic who laid him out in a Mickey Mouse shirt because "that's what he would have wanted. It was his favorite shirt"! My husband wanted to take her to an undisclosed location and leave her with some"friends"of his.

My son told me he will never put me in a nursing home, he will push me off a bridge first!!! 😂😂😂😂 Such a good son, AND, I agree with him complaining! "Like karaoke, your turn!"😂😂😂😂😂😂

i love watching comedians together in a podcast always brightens my day !

Hey! Dago, (from one to another!) 70 isn’t that old. I still workout, ski, golf, kayak. Maybe 80-90 you’re ready for the freakin home!!

Pete is a top tier comedian, cant wait to see him get his big break

Two more things. Having just been widowed a few months ago....here’s a wee bit of info. If you’re being cremated there usually isn’t a wake...they just have the “box of you” or “urn of you” at the front of the funeral home or church with a nice picture of you next to the box....😱! I’m from the Chicago suburbs and Sebastian....I want you to look up on line the casket of FLUKEY JR. from the 80’s that was in the Chicago Tribune and see his wake....it made the front page of the paper. (His father FLUKEY was a client of my husbands). This will be a llloooonnnnggg discussion on the “cast”....BELIEVE ME! And, I want you to know that my son has gone to your shows in Chicago, Sebastian. He told me about you....so I watched allll your shows on KZfaq and then he told me about the “cast”. I have watched them all on YT....and I want you BOTH to know that you’ve gotten me through a lot of dark days. Thank you for that! I could do with a lot less four letter words...but I will still watch because the two of you together are priceless. Now I just wish he’d take me to your show whenever you come “home”.....

We need you guys more now than ever!

I am at the crib part.... have to step out.... come back,--- 5 mins later, and he says " ok getting back to get in the crib" LOL

The whole straw thing, You two ever think, maybe you spend too much time thinking! I swear I've been laughing the entire first 20 minutes!

Are you guys going to upload the Zoom Show for everyone that couldn't participate because it was Sold Out???

Agree about the casket. But bourbon and coke?! And you're worried about straws!

Every weekend should start with a new episode, so we can go into the weekend with some humor. Because "laughter is truly the best medicine". I don't know which was funnier, another take on funeral protocol or the vaccine bit.

my day just got a wholeeee lot better!

wait until they turn 10 -15 hold it close to your heart

Man o man they keep it 100%, love them , can watch them 24/7....No, [we] appreciate "YOU" Pete and Sebastian!!!!

Pete you really need to tape your shows. I haved watched you guys forever. You are so funny!

I really want to see a compilation of Pete just worrying about the connection/the headphones/if he can be heard etc., hilarious every time

Pete, next time someone asks for something & you'd rather not (phone #, luggage, etc).... A nice reply is : "that's not gonna work for me"

Another great job, guys-no surprise! 😀😀 Funeral poses, straws, borrowed items, curbside garbage, laundry, overgrown weeds, warranties-this is what keeps me up at night-riveting stuff!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs, be safe, be well😁😁✌️✌️

Dying... Over night... Nothing of mine should ever have a sleep over at your house

I feel the same way about giving out a phone number to someone I barely know, when put in a situation where you're thinking...how do I get out of this? It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Perfect timing! Appreciate the fast video uploads now, it use to take a few days now it’s up quick. Love you guys!

Tell us the story of how, every morning like clock work, the lady comes out of her apartment to walk her dog who breaks out in a never ending (til he gets back home) bark fest all the way through the 2 mile walk :o)

It’s funny how middle-age people see old age the way young people see middle-aged.-you’re not gonna be in a wheelchair when your 70! This isn’t Little House on the Prairie! I’m 65 and I go on improvisation retreats, you’ll see you feel like you’re still 45!

This one in particular was awesome just awesome

I wish they would play the Live Cast so we can all enjoy.

Sebastian and Pete, watch "ask a Mortician. You tube". She says u are legally allowed to ask for whatever you want for your dead person (that's allowed because it's your corpse. But it is the prerogative of the funeral home to say no to certain things but they need to recommend another place where they will accept your wishes. If you want to wash the body and wrap it in a shroud in a rented casket, you can do it. But they will offer the most expensive package. give her a little look see. She is amazing

Awesome thanks for being 2 regular guys sharing life experiences with the rest of us

I agree with you both but humans have so much hate among ourselves we will never share something that will help each other to get rid of the virus.

Omg. We have a neighbor who comes to ask for something at least once a week! Lawn mower, tools, glue, you name it. It's like he thinks we are a convenience store. At this point it wouldn't surprise me if he wants to borrow underwear too. *Catching up on old episodes

Never thought about it, straw or no straw.

Pete I yell at my daughter for moving to bro! Hahaha

Pete is the must underrated comedian in America

You guys give us hope .Keep it coming.Thank you

You both show the love you have for your wife's n Children.Gids Armor over your family

Monterey County California. My daughters family had to evacuate from the fires. The air is toxic. This is a valley that opens to the sea. Salinas is an agriculture town. The fire is in the hills.

Re: hedge: Pete is exactly correct.

Sebastian...enjoy the babies. It goes by TOO FAST. TRUST ME.

Tell your neighbor I'm cutting my hedge next saturday.

Just got into your podcasts and I love them!! Keep them up please!! they make my day :)

I love these guys!! You guys keep me lmao!! Please keep the laughs coming you guys are the best❤

I had a pediatric patient whose parents refused to get out of the crib in the hospital. we had to call security. we made her get out because of the weight limit. lol! If I had Caruso Id be snuggling him all the time. He is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Seraphina is a doll too. You are really blessed. lol, You guys are so funny together I'm actually tired from laughing.

"It mans you right up!" [Drinks from water colors coffee mug covered in hearts from HomeGoods]

For the big hedge...if it is a property border hedge you cut your half and the neighbor cuts their half. Ive been in landscaping for almost a decade. We never cut the whole thing unless OUR customer said the neighbor would split the cost of it with them.

You guys rock. Best part of my day and I wish I could meet your wives!

2 episodes a week !!! Let’s get it going !!!

You guys are always the highlight of my week!

I agree with Pete 1,000,000% don’t go up and say your goodbyes to somebody you never said hello to.

Love hanging out with y'all

I think they need to set up a 24 hour camera in the lab like they do when giraffes or animals giving birth so we can watch them work minus lunch breaks lol.

Straws are fine, never thought anything about it...

I thought Gentlemen of your status had more that one phone; Never borrow from your neighbour, give it to them and they will never burrow again.

St. Jude's hospital in Memphis, Tn. Is working on a vaccine. They are a research hospital. My niece who works there took the vaccine as part of the study!! Memphis is trying!! She's still alive...so that's good. 🙈