I’m SO impressed at how Sebastian got back to the crib story. All it takes for me is a ‘Look! Squirrel!’ And I’ll never get back to my original point. This show is awesome.
@Steve-qo4hi4 жыл бұрын
Pete is so ON all the time. SM sits back and analyzes . Great combo
@tommydrennan17654 жыл бұрын
This ain’t a museum lol if u didn’t meet me while I was breathing dude you guys Rock 🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂
@benjaminfrank_4 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed !!!!!!!!!!!! We need 2 episodes a week guys !!!
@carolinachristine96754 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@shelbyshelby39364 жыл бұрын
Hear hear!
@goddesscruella99184 жыл бұрын
I'll second that!
@SH-yo3du4 жыл бұрын
Eggs are good for you
@SH-yo3du4 жыл бұрын
I love this. This would be universally entertaining if it wasn't for Pete's language. F#×$ is no substitute for material and wit.
@GoScience1234 жыл бұрын
first time watching this podcast and its crazy how pete can literally just talk a funeral he went to yesterday and its already a bit that could easily be in a special.
@bridge30b244 жыл бұрын
These two should tour together
@ramonamelnichuk82774 жыл бұрын
Pete complaining about drinking from a straw but he’s sipping from a cup with pink hearts lol
@bridge30b244 жыл бұрын
I know!! Pete...maybe it's an easy coast thing but I live in Chicago and never heard of men not using straws 😁😁😁🤔🤔🤔🤔 I love you guys!
@craigcurtis97814 жыл бұрын
It could be a cup of someone who he was close with and is no longer here.
@mistaleesreversespeech77284 жыл бұрын
Haha.. And Trump says YOU'RE ALL WELCOME- For destroying ISIS for ya .ps: Barry Soetoro CREATED THEM. Stand The fuck up for yourselves people. We're in a war with evil. Trump2020 .
@tanyafavazza17234 жыл бұрын
🤣
@HoneycombOptions4 жыл бұрын
Bouncy
@nspg40254 жыл бұрын
“I kneeled, but I didn’t kneel in”...LOL...”it’s like karaoke- it’s your turn”...LOL...” three different poses you can choose from- we can’t customize the pose”...LOL
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
I see why Sebastian does the podcast with Pete. I've never seen a comedian laugh that hard. And it happens every podcast. It's like Pete is doing a personal show for Sebastian
@benjaminfrank_4 жыл бұрын
He sells the laugh a little bit but Pete is indeed hilarious ..they both are
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
When it comes to stand-up I prefer Sebastian but on the Cast Pete kills me everytime. I love the balance.
@ryneprince71134 жыл бұрын
I've thought that too. Makes it my favorite podcast
@carolinachristine96754 жыл бұрын
They are same styles and I love it they laugh at each other
@ChrisLee-xq9le4 жыл бұрын
kyle mcgill yeah I think pete is funnier just flowing but for stand up Sebastian is killer
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
Look at him he loves it. Because it fits their narrative LMAO
@donnahughes85754 жыл бұрын
Restaurant workers know... dishwashers don’t always get glasses clean, seriously- ask for the straw guys! It may suck, but at least its your own- whatever..
@techgeek2074 жыл бұрын
Love you guys! I rewatch your episodes because they're so funny! Laughter helps with this crazy pandemic
@vivianarce65964 жыл бұрын
You are both so funny together. You make me laugh. Best podcast ever. Love all your stories and everyday life experiences!!!!!
@Stephlovesnapping4 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind straws only because I don’t know if I trust the glass has been PROPERLY sanitized in the kitchen. Just a thought.
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@sherrisilvestri2581Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! I feel more secure using a straw!
@cheryltaylor92864 жыл бұрын
The topics you two cover are hilarious when you break them down in your conversations. I love listening. 💕
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Cheryl Taylor? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@inespagan9404 жыл бұрын
The interaction is amazing, you feed off each other. Pete is so good! Sebastian really cracks up! His laugh is priceless! Do another live, please!!!!!
@jpd444 жыл бұрын
Maniscalco was drinking a protein shake with a straw a few episodes back. If I remember right, Lana brought him a selection of multiple straws!
@traceyboilini1984 жыл бұрын
Ah ha!! Busted!!!😃
@eileenmarie44434 жыл бұрын
Omg I about choked on my lunch with the corpse poses!! 😂😂 great stuff guys.
@pmccarthy49094 жыл бұрын
Agree with Pete 100%. I am not having an open casket viewing, but a visitation in the church an hour before the funeral. Think about why they had wakes originally.
@didivonstone61094 жыл бұрын
Sebastian and Pete you’ve become my spirit animal! I’m from the UK, and I’m challenging people about their masks because of you! I’m judging funerals omg! I’m BRITISH! ! We are quiet! Love you guys! Pete stop smoking! Love you xxxxx
@goddesscruella99184 жыл бұрын
British quiet? What the fuck are you smoking? lmao
@acaipalm4 жыл бұрын
I get so excited when I get my notifications that there’s a new episode of the Pete & Sebastian show! This was great! I laughed so hard when you were talking about the “trimming of the hedge”! Lol 🤣🤣#neighborsgottalovethem
@armandsavoia93944 жыл бұрын
these 2 nut jobs kill it every time gotta love them
@KabiMeka4 жыл бұрын
I love how Sebastian consistently calls it "Apple Tunes" 🤣🤣🤣
@rookiestereophilemikej55083 жыл бұрын
I love these guys! Pete talking about using a straw isn't manly... as he sips from a pink and purple hearted mug😂
@traceyboilini1984 жыл бұрын
I use a. straw so I don't put lips on a glass in a restaurant!!! Who knows if it's clean!!!🤗😝☮️
@JFairhart4 жыл бұрын
The beverage is in the glass which you say maybe dirty, but you drink it, whether from a straw or not. A real man doesn’t worry about germs, he drinks from the glass dude.
@Gatordoll14 жыл бұрын
Plastic straws are illegal in CA
@ojpistorius63694 жыл бұрын
@@JFairhart what's your stance on the whole wearing masks thing
@ojpistorius63694 жыл бұрын
@@Gatordoll1 hey sweetheart I know you just trying to get in the conversation but no one's talking about what the straws are made of
@JFairhart4 жыл бұрын
OJ Pistorius - I think it’s like wearing a helmet when riding a motorcycle. It should be up to each individual whether he or she wears a mask. I also think only the elderly and those with preconditions should have quarantined. 80% of the COVID-19 deaths were elderly yet they are only 16% of the population. The mismanagement of nursing home quarantine was horrific. The collateral damage of closing the economy will never be reported by MSM.
@MsDunkin1234 жыл бұрын
OHHHHHH.....MYYYYYYY.......GAWWWW!!!! Sooooo funny! Haven’t laughed this much nonstop since pre-pandemic! You are both so relatable with your stories and narratives. Thank you!!!!
@deeramone63284 жыл бұрын
Omg, brilliant comedy, thank you. So much. My life sucks but you make it bettrr💜💜💜
@castlefreight87644 жыл бұрын
I’m a Over the road truck driver I love listening to this show while I’m driving you guys is hilarious
@traceyboilini1984 жыл бұрын
If Sadie makes a friend, you might have to be nice to the family ☮️🌷!!!
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Tracey Boilini? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk3 жыл бұрын
I'm stuck alone. You are like my kids coming to visit. Keep on making us laugh.
@kaghtsr14 жыл бұрын
“Is isis still Hiring?” Hahah frikin Sebastian made my day 😂 lol
@amyandreason47584 жыл бұрын
More Pete and Sebastion!!! How about a Jackie and Lana show? Muchluv, thank you for making the pandemic easier.
@candydungca14654 жыл бұрын
Loving this “cast”! Getting tired of all the ”woke”, IDW, political, and new age crap podcasts. This makes me laugh and feel good during all the craziness going on!!!! Thanks Pete and Sebastian!!!!!!
@connieguenter26614 жыл бұрын
You are good friends who read each other well! It’s good
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Connie Guenter? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@brendanrovan91392 ай бұрын
Pete:"And they always fold the arms of the corpse, never a salute or a thumbs-up". Classic.
@SkinnyPorkBelly4 жыл бұрын
This podcast gonna get me through the pandemic!!
@stephanieinthesuburbs15224 жыл бұрын
So funny! My husband & I are Sebastian’s age, & our 18, 19, & 20 year old sons think we’re ready for the nursing home!
@djarnoldo5164 жыл бұрын
My first P&S show...these guys are good! They sound like guys I grew up with in Brooklyn in the 70s.
@lifewithjimmy43894 жыл бұрын
I loved the “ come hither” look with the straw in the glass for men lol
@BluebarnHomestead4 жыл бұрын
cutting back on meat and eggs - cut back on the carbs
@victoriavieira89714 жыл бұрын
Not the swing set! OMG started the podcasts and I’m like at 180 and remember Pete getting a swing set used. So glad you got use out of it... ahh memories lmao 😂 even though I listened to that podcast like last week.
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Victoria Vieria? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@bebarodas99154 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh Sebastian on his daughter’s crib... beautiful; and sweet 👍❤️
@juliestates56774 жыл бұрын
I look forward to each episode.. neededthese laughs so much!! ty guys
@peteandjenlozito47573 жыл бұрын
These 2 need to be on regular TV every night so everyone could see it and bring TRUE laughter of life Thanks Pete and Sebastian
@Dbrockjohnson4 жыл бұрын
Yes! The best show on tv is back baby, ! You guys rock man,! Hate watching news these days plus sports suck now too due to putting politics every where! You guys take me away from the cliff bro’s ! America needs you guys more than ever these days! Godbless GUY
@traceyboilini1984 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman who did not have a Dad.. I've never stopped wanting one.....all my life!!!♥️🤗☮️
@theway30314 жыл бұрын
Dont ever stop this show is on another level. Im subjective being Italian but its like listening to my Cousin’s talk about some geeeh
@lisafox10014 жыл бұрын
You two constantly talk about your future deaths! Your realization of (fixation with?) the ultimate ending is poignant, while hilarious.
@traceyboilini1984 жыл бұрын
Put anything out on the. curb and it's GONE 😅 No sign needed!!
@hs-qk9qf4 жыл бұрын
Pete get a burner phone, only for associates or acquaintances. Your main phone only for business, family, and real friends. My two cents😁!
@annyroonie14 жыл бұрын
my father in law who was a sharp dresser even though he was fairly poor was in a second marriage to a certifiable lunatic who laid him out in a Mickey Mouse shirt because "that's what he would have wanted. It was his favorite shirt"! My husband wanted to take her to an undisclosed location and leave her with some"friends"of his.
@susanmulvey63114 жыл бұрын
My son told me he will never put me in a nursing home, he will push me off a bridge first!!! 😂😂😂😂 Such a good son, AND, I agree with him complaining! "Like karaoke, your turn!"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Susan Mulvey? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@anneverna17924 жыл бұрын
i love watching comedians together in a podcast always brightens my day !
@sparkys53634 жыл бұрын
Hey! Dago, (from one to another!) 70 isn’t that old. I still workout, ski, golf, kayak. Maybe 80-90 you’re ready for the freakin home!!
@seanbrugone36093 жыл бұрын
Pete is a top tier comedian, cant wait to see him get his big break
@tsc19454 жыл бұрын
Two more things. Having just been widowed a few months ago....here’s a wee bit of info. If you’re being cremated there usually isn’t a wake...they just have the “box of you” or “urn of you” at the front of the funeral home or church with a nice picture of you next to the box....😱! I’m from the Chicago suburbs and Sebastian....I want you to look up on line the casket of FLUKEY JR. from the 80’s that was in the Chicago Tribune and see his wake....it made the front page of the paper. (His father FLUKEY was a client of my husbands). This will be a llloooonnnnggg discussion on the “cast”....BELIEVE ME! And, I want you to know that my son has gone to your shows in Chicago, Sebastian. He told me about you....so I watched allll your shows on KZfaq and then he told me about the “cast”. I have watched them all on YT....and I want you BOTH to know that you’ve gotten me through a lot of dark days. Thank you for that! I could do with a lot less four letter words...but I will still watch because the two of you together are priceless. Now I just wish he’d take me to your show whenever you come “home”.....
@annyroonie14 жыл бұрын
OMG, it's hysterical. he looks like he's in the amusement park. And the steering wheel! HAAAAAAAHAAAAA!
@lindacarol414 жыл бұрын
We need you guys more now than ever!
@disagreedinero88554 жыл бұрын
I am at the crib part.... have to step out.... come back,--- 5 mins later, and he says " ok getting back to get in the crib" LOL
@JV6OF94 жыл бұрын
The whole straw thing, You two ever think, maybe you spend too much time thinking! I swear I've been laughing the entire first 20 minutes!
@techgeek2074 жыл бұрын
Are you guys going to upload the Zoom Show for everyone that couldn't participate because it was Sold Out???
@jimsteffel4 жыл бұрын
Agree about the casket. But bourbon and coke?! And you're worried about straws!
@debbieabel59114 жыл бұрын
Every weekend should start with a new episode, so we can go into the weekend with some humor. Because "laughter is truly the best medicine". I don't know which was funnier, another take on funeral protocol or the vaccine bit.
@jakestarsmere93434 жыл бұрын
my day just got a wholeeee lot better!
@Steve-qo4hi4 жыл бұрын
wait until they turn 10 -15 hold it close to your heart
@lizjo72134 жыл бұрын
Man o man they keep it 100%, love them , can watch them 24/7....No, [we] appreciate "YOU" Pete and Sebastian!!!!
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Elizabeth Johnson? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@lizjo72134 жыл бұрын
hmmm , interesting...
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
@@lizjo7213 Ya. Thanks 😊. I don't have the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up format myself keeping others in mind.
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
@@lizjo7213 I will like to know more about ourselves as friends, Nothing More !
@judiescott8633 Жыл бұрын
Pete you really need to tape your shows. I haved watched you guys forever. You are so funny!
@paulyy-y3 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a compilation of Pete just worrying about the connection/the headphones/if he can be heard etc., hilarious every time
@RJ-hx5nb4 жыл бұрын
Pete, next time someone asks for something & you'd rather not (phone #, luggage, etc).... A nice reply is : "that's not gonna work for me"
@frann.88794 жыл бұрын
Another great job, guys-no surprise! 😀😀 Funeral poses, straws, borrowed items, curbside garbage, laundry, overgrown weeds, warranties-this is what keeps me up at night-riveting stuff!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs, be safe, be well😁😁✌️✌️
@O_O_R4 жыл бұрын
Dying... Over night... Nothing of mine should ever have a sleep over at your house
@Wendy-hj3xj4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about giving out a phone number to someone I barely know, when put in a situation where you're thinking...how do I get out of this? It makes me feel uncomfortable.
@StevieisRed4 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! Appreciate the fast video uploads now, it use to take a few days now it’s up quick. Love you guys!
@NYMArts4 жыл бұрын
Tell us the story of how, every morning like clock work, the lady comes out of her apartment to walk her dog who breaks out in a never ending (til he gets back home) bark fest all the way through the 2 mile walk :o)
@kriashun2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how middle-age people see old age the way young people see middle-aged.-you’re not gonna be in a wheelchair when your 70! This isn’t Little House on the Prairie! I’m 65 and I go on improvisation retreats, you’ll see you feel like you’re still 45!
@dharmadharma39602 жыл бұрын
My mom still pulls 15 hour days (including commute) as a nurse at 70!
@flames13532 жыл бұрын
This one in particular was awesome just awesome
@terryandthemytmutz10884 жыл бұрын
I wish they would play the Live Cast so we can all enjoy.
@annyroonie14 жыл бұрын
Sebastian and Pete, watch "ask a Mortician. You tube". She says u are legally allowed to ask for whatever you want for your dead person (that's allowed because it's your corpse. But it is the prerogative of the funeral home to say no to certain things but they need to recommend another place where they will accept your wishes. If you want to wash the body and wrap it in a shroud in a rented casket, you can do it. But they will offer the most expensive package. give her a little look see. She is amazing
@eliaseralmodovar60834 жыл бұрын
Awesome thanks for being 2 regular guys sharing life experiences with the rest of us
@hyacinthbarnes37734 жыл бұрын
I agree with you both but humans have so much hate among ourselves we will never share something that will help each other to get rid of the virus.
@WithMunchkins2 жыл бұрын
Omg. We have a neighbor who comes to ask for something at least once a week! Lawn mower, tools, glue, you name it. It's like he thinks we are a convenience store. At this point it wouldn't surprise me if he wants to borrow underwear too. *Catching up on old episodes
@sunnieyes4 жыл бұрын
Never thought about it, straw or no straw.
@Dbrockjohnson4 жыл бұрын
Pete I yell at my daughter for moving to bro! Hahaha
@georgeabboud52553 жыл бұрын
Pete is the must underrated comedian in America
@gwendolynbuckner89953 жыл бұрын
You guys give us hope .Keep it coming.Thank you
@joanbrown29294 жыл бұрын
You both show the love you have for your wife's n Children.Gids Armor over your family
@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk4 жыл бұрын
Monterey County California. My daughters family had to evacuate from the fires. The air is toxic. This is a valley that opens to the sea. Salinas is an agriculture town. The fire is in the hills.
@000_x94 жыл бұрын
Re: hedge: Pete is exactly correct.
@juliewayseer4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian...enjoy the babies. It goes by TOO FAST. TRUST ME.
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Julie Diez? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@Jstein19194 жыл бұрын
S4
@cr30624 жыл бұрын
Tell your neighbor I'm cutting my hedge next saturday.
@eighteenhearts4 жыл бұрын
Just got into your podcasts and I love them!! Keep them up please!! they make my day :)
@bonniecronce22874 жыл бұрын
I love these guys!! You guys keep me lmao!! Please keep the laughs coming you guys are the best❤
@shannon67084 жыл бұрын
I had a pediatric patient whose parents refused to get out of the crib in the hospital. we had to call security. we made her get out because of the weight limit. lol! If I had Caruso Id be snuggling him all the time. He is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Seraphina is a doll too. You are really blessed. lol, You guys are so funny together I'm actually tired from laughing.
@hayden786tensticks4 жыл бұрын
"It mans you right up!" [Drinks from water colors coffee mug covered in hearts from HomeGoods]
@marineboi207ify4 жыл бұрын
For the big hedge...if it is a property border hedge you cut your half and the neighbor cuts their half. Ive been in landscaping for almost a decade. We never cut the whole thing unless OUR customer said the neighbor would split the cost of it with them.
@Tanningbedbarbie4 жыл бұрын
You guys rock. Best part of my day and I wish I could meet your wives!
@adrianm5314 жыл бұрын
2 episodes a week !!! Let’s get it going !!!
@kathyg86844 жыл бұрын
You guys are always the highlight of my week!
@KatieJoMikell3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Pete 1,000,000% don’t go up and say your goodbyes to somebody you never said hello to.
@marsladyeureka22134 жыл бұрын
Love hanging out with y'all
@sheilasparks96474 жыл бұрын
I think they need to set up a 24 hour camera in the lab like they do when giraffes or animals giving birth so we can watch them work minus lunch breaks lol.
@jostandefer35824 жыл бұрын
Straws are fine, never thought anything about it...
@hyacinthbarnes37734 жыл бұрын
I thought Gentlemen of your status had more that one phone; Never borrow from your neighbour, give it to them and they will never burrow again.
@Growthisinthedirt4 жыл бұрын
St. Jude's hospital in Memphis, Tn. Is working on a vaccine. They are a research hospital. My niece who works there took the vaccine as part of the study!! Memphis is trying!! She's still alive...so that's good. 🙈
@geraldruiz24374 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Shira Suzanne? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...