Sebastian throws his daughter an extravagant birthday party and Pete meets a senator!
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@MarnettaAnn Жыл бұрын
I love how Pete is looking at Sebastian whilst he's talking, like he's 100% invested, but stoned and trying to just stay focused...I love Pete like crazy
@victoryak863 ай бұрын
And I think he’s also distracted by that pink blouse he’s wearing 😁🤣
@000_x93 жыл бұрын
Light color shirts: a sign of hope..... From a long dark year.
@AgendaInMind3 жыл бұрын
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@greasyfart15363 жыл бұрын
Long dark life. Dudes evil af
@dangeloreese9913 жыл бұрын
i realize I'm kinda off topic but does anyone know of a good website to watch new tv shows online?
@mordechaifrancis733 жыл бұрын
@Dangelo Reese Try flixzone. You can find it by googling =)
@emmettwilson53553 жыл бұрын
@Mordechai Francis Yea, have been watching on FlixZone for since march myself :D
@davidrenella3 жыл бұрын
This is the best cast on the inter webs. How is this free to watch?!?!
@fighters4103 жыл бұрын
So true! Ehh I’m always like-THIS SHOW, FREE!?!? HOW!?!? HOW IS IT FREE 🤬
@christinefigari98053 жыл бұрын
I agree! So shhh 🤐, lol! 😂🤣
@AgendaInMind3 жыл бұрын
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@DEO7773 жыл бұрын
It's not free. You have to have a special computer device with an Internet connection.
@SuperScottCrawford3 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind Say again?
@bkjager743 жыл бұрын
You two talking about what a deer 🦌 is thinking after winter and not being shot at omg this is priceless 👌 👍😆
@crujonesrad333 жыл бұрын
We touched on this before, but when the guys start living inside the heads of animals during the cast it's pure gold.
@1maripaul Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kimshatteen2223 жыл бұрын
Was thinking about my bday parties my mom thru us in the 70’s. Mom made a box cake and a pitcher of cool aid. We invited neighbors kids and called it a day😎
@sinat70553 жыл бұрын
“Are you ok dad?”......😂😂😂adorable
@SuperScottCrawford3 жыл бұрын
Lana's limits of creativity with Sebastian's money knows no bounds.
@sissysix69663 жыл бұрын
Hello... they are married, its her money too.
@SuperScottCrawford3 жыл бұрын
@@sissysix6966 Allow me to rephrase - Lana's creativity with the money Sebastian works hard to make knows no bounds.
@dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын
Lana works too, she’s a incredible artist, she has her own money also, and she comes from $$$$$
@Scrimparmy3 жыл бұрын
@@dedemillikan2401 is this phase two of metoo? Memoneytoo?
@Se7enDsinSGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@sissysix6966 wow. The entitlement is real...
@Alexandra-qh5bw3 жыл бұрын
No notification today??? I could have been 6 hours happier!
@peteralvarez55733 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love when Pete gets out of hand we live for these moments.
@MeganGirondaToxicFoxy3 жыл бұрын
Omg the food stamp comment and hole sock! That's one of those moments where it comes out of your mouth and then you like, fuck I'm going to hell now. Lol.
@bs95313 жыл бұрын
It’s pathetic that comedians have to question if it’s ok to release the joke to the public. I think the crazier the jokes the funnier they are 😂
@pete96883 жыл бұрын
Perfect! I’m a 55 year old dad with a 5 year old daughter. I can completely relate brothers!!! 😂
@marycoppola46433 жыл бұрын
You gotta do the show! We don’t care if your sitting on the John! Your loyals wait patiently for next weeks episodes! 💕
@Elenitsa33 жыл бұрын
Sebastian you’re a great dad and an amazing human being, plus very funny!! How lucky are your children and the people around you!! Also Pete is great too! The two of you keep us laughing especially during this past year!!
@markvarites5103 жыл бұрын
I didn’t find anything wrong with last weeks show. I’ll take the P&S show in any format ...video does make it better seeing each other’s reactions. You can almost anticipate what the other is going to say based on their facial expressions. Almost like watching their minds work 👍🏻
@SuperScottCrawford3 жыл бұрын
Hey, any show sans DJ Lou is ok by me. His little sound bites trying to "improve" or add to the humor just drove my ass nuts.
@loupasternak3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperScottCrawford i like those bits
@SuperScottCrawford3 жыл бұрын
@@loupasternak ugh.
@apocketfullofsunshine606010 ай бұрын
I agree !! I love this format! But now they changed it, and have guests. It’s nice they have guests. But I love this way better
@sinat70553 жыл бұрын
I’m 74 ,if there’s a bouncy house.... I’m in 😂
@dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын
Great cast! Love Sebastian’s sweater, confident men wear pink! Try it Pete, I bet it would look great on you too👍💯
@davidperez50893 жыл бұрын
Is that what you they're calling them now?! LMAO
@KitchenerLeslie23 жыл бұрын
Fruits wear pink. It is not necessary. Don’t encourage anyone. We don’t need any more confusion around here. Next thing you know it’ll be like England where they all talk like sissies so you can’t tell who’s normal.
@dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 I guess u aren’t confident....
@dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын
@@KitchenerLeslie2 another non confident man... what a shame... keep wearing your black.... boring clothes....
@davidperez50893 жыл бұрын
@@dedemillikan2401 i guess you think you know me from one comment. I don't want to wear the color of genitalia okay!? Lay off lady.
@Abruzzo3333 жыл бұрын
So glad I grew up in the 80's, before helicopter parenting. By 7 - 8 years old I was playing around the neighborhood completely free of parental supervision. Also walking to school or to the bus stop alone. Kids are far more sheltered these days.
@TraumaAD3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, which others seem to second this notion: no issues with last weeks cast. anytime you guys allow us at the "Table" to listen in on gems being dropped, it's a treat.
@Ellenllee3 жыл бұрын
The pastel tops are hilarious lol...you guys can never change the world needs to laugh,thank you.
@Scrimparmy3 жыл бұрын
Lol I understand your cautiousness Pete but it’s crazy you even had to think about cutting out that “if there’s a hole in your socks you’re on food stamps in my eyes” lol I was cracking up with a hole in my sock
@leena5013 Жыл бұрын
Sabastian thinking of every worst-case scenario 😂
@lucydejoseph21193 жыл бұрын
I love how you guys analyze a person’s life in a minute, daily comedy. I do that too, at traffic lights.
@kylemcgill29663 жыл бұрын
*Instant like for the CAST!*
@mariaforrest56913 жыл бұрын
We are new grandparents. So I tell my husband go to the grocery to get formula to keep on hand for our new grandchild...he looks everywhere no formula. Calls me and tells me it’s at the front of the store locked up...he asks and they tell him it’s because people are stealing it left and right...price of formula $35!!! What kind of crazy is that? Formula should not cost $35...
@jennifertoussaint51953 жыл бұрын
Pete: you are so funny! Thank you so much for the inside look into how you see things!
@captainofmysoul61623 жыл бұрын
Don't you dare apologize. We love you guys like you are family!! God bless!!!
@SAINTSLUMBER3 жыл бұрын
"PAS 2021 04 21 Ep457 v3 FINAL" // I'm on youtube yet I feel like I just illegally torrented this episode of the cast?
@lisas52113 жыл бұрын
💯🤣
@mimigiggles41993 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the Wegmans guy is Timmy and Kevin's stepdad. Love this game that Pete plays.
@okayboomernyc3 жыл бұрын
Pete get sweet almond oil to prevent wrinkles - wear it at night after you wash your face and put some on in the morning after you take a shower - you only need a s small amount and a $16.00 bottle will last you for at least a year. Makes your skin soft and smooth. - It is not greasy at all and absorbs into the skin.
@dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын
Ps Pete don’t use that shock collar!! Gotta be some other way😢. Sebastian people r stealing razor blades, not TV. $$$$$
@kellyrozenel78633 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy these days. Kids can be such assholes and then the parents victimize their kids like they were the ones being bullied. It’s bonkers. Like as parents can we just admit every kid, even our own can be jerks at times and can we start holding them more accountable for their actions
@rphillips55513 жыл бұрын
kelly you better speak on that! (in case you didn't know, that's a saying---it means you said something that hit the bullseye!) (rita)
@kellyrozenel78633 жыл бұрын
@@rphillips5551 lmao. Yup!!
@tlcHI3 жыл бұрын
Hey Pete. Go out to the farmers market. Buy a jar of local raw honey and spoon up in your coffee and tea and yogurt and whatever else. It will cure your allergies!!! Love you guys.
@r1anthony5493 жыл бұрын
As a highway construction worker id just like to say I take a shower before eating dinner lol
@kayleekayls81993 жыл бұрын
Funny story, we use to do that “other family bit” until we found out our friend’s dad, did in fact have another family. She grew up thinking he was a traveling salesmen. We were in shock!! Love you guys!
@000_x93 жыл бұрын
Lol, Pete with the fake family!
@000_x93 жыл бұрын
Pete has an active imagination! Disecting scenarios.
@roberthamza83353 жыл бұрын
Agreed...Pete's bubbling ready to explode like #TomTerrific...
@sunchaser97263 жыл бұрын
I wonder where he gets that from right ? I would go as far as saying the only way to have such an active imagination would originate from being teacher, how good would art class with Mr Pete have been .
@min19443 жыл бұрын
This cast is something I look forward to every weekend!
@okayboomernyc3 жыл бұрын
That shade of pink compliments your skin tone.
@CMacinFL3 жыл бұрын
The skateboard WEEEE was hilarious thanks guys!
@wagonpilotyt3 жыл бұрын
Hey, great show. I’m a Capt for a major and the answer is yes, the big planes can land themselves on autopilot. That’s how we get in when there’s fog. You would need to be talked through the setup but the landing would be safe. (No way you’d be able to do it otherwise.). Also, there are two microphones in the cockpit. (I assume you know what a microphone is :-) You just push the button to talk to air traffic control. Finally, the coordinated piss break discussion was hilarious. We usually just call when the need arises and go at the same time so as not to inconvenience the flight attendant too often. We try to be as nice as we can to the flight attendants since they cook our food and make our coffee.
@connal1083 жыл бұрын
I've never understood why Pete has to do the pod from a giant cardboard box
@carolynhigginbotham95273 жыл бұрын
You guys crack me up. But landing a plane is the hardest part of the flight. Scariest too especially if you’re in the cockpit.
@pibgorn3 жыл бұрын
I thought Pete did a nice thing telling the politician he’s doing a good job - feedback is good & might help bolster him to keep doing what he’s doing.
@frann.88793 жыл бұрын
Hi Pete, Sebastian.....Wherever the podcast is, that’s where I want to be! Video, no video, just audio...NO WORRIES! The fans are with you- - Love this podcast!🥰🥰 Where else can you find stimulating conversation that’s makes you 1. laugh so hard you cry and 2. Laugh so hard you just can’t breathe!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for all the effort put into the cast, it’s dynamite. 🤗🤗🤗 Be safe, Be well✌️✌️😁😁
@lisac86693 жыл бұрын
Sebastian hits the nail on the head with the Senator thing. "Why would you do that", Pete?
@TheLizardp3 жыл бұрын
Why not? We are their employers. They work for us and are paid by our tax dollars, so why not? Especially if you see them constantly being bashed on social media, yet you feel they are doing a good job. What’s wrong with letting them know? Not trying to cause an argument. I genuinely don’t get why there is a problem with it.
@monica117603 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh their conversations about landing a plane!! LOL . Remote control planes or slowing the plane down so people could jump off into the ocean instead of crashing. You won't hear this anywhere else. LOL !!
@dougferris56783 жыл бұрын
Thank You, Both, Gentlemen. You Bring It Every, Week. Thank,s for your gratitude for your Fan,s. Much appreciated.
@vwalt68043 жыл бұрын
Why do we not hear about Caruso’s birthdays or is it all spent on Serafina 😂
@tbessette13 жыл бұрын
Our airline required 1 auto land per month.(Captain) Notification on the paperwork suggested the particular aircraft should log an auto land to keep the equipment up to date. FYI
@bonniecronce22873 жыл бұрын
DO NOT beat yourselves up about the last cast...it was still funny as hell!!☺ Love you guys no matter WHERE you do the cast from!
@mariawelsh31902 жыл бұрын
When they laughed about the unicorn?? Oh my God they seriously looked wasted. The funniest shit ever. I love these 2 together.🤭💜💜💜
@susanshew23733 жыл бұрын
So, Sebastian. . .. did the guy come up to you to take the photo? Maybe I missed something.
@Alexandra-qh5bw3 жыл бұрын
I know! Sometimes they start telling a story and then they interrupt one another. And I don’t know the ending!
@noodlehat32503 жыл бұрын
If your holding a beer ........ your too old for the bouncy house
@jonlul21353 жыл бұрын
Guys every cast is amazing. Hiccups and bumps happen. Thats what makes it even more relatable. You guys are flawless.
@n-e-where-shipping36263 жыл бұрын
I saw a short clip before I came across the full episode.. what’s with tha title guy?
@lisas52113 жыл бұрын
Editor has no time for that lol
@okayboomernyc3 жыл бұрын
$15 an hour for a 40 hour week, after takes is only $530 a week.
@cindysmith44383 жыл бұрын
Best podcast out there
@SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors3 жыл бұрын
I love being able to see you while you chat, that is part of the fun.
@lucydejoseph21193 жыл бұрын
Pete you wear the shock collar.
@justafryguy3 жыл бұрын
My son gets ignored a lot because of his ADHD and Autism, people don’t understand him and so they turn the shoulder or just don’t talk back. It breaks my heart when I see this, and he doesn’t know social ques to say, oh they don’t want to talk to me...
@Scrimparmy3 жыл бұрын
How old is he?
@trk808803 жыл бұрын
Just letting you know I got the notification late! Like 10 hours.. 😢 I was wondering what happened with the upload I was sad lol
@brandonhenderson2583 жыл бұрын
Pete was on POINT this cast haha comedy gold
@sissysix69663 жыл бұрын
Shock collars work my friend. It only took once with my Golden just with a little buzz. But... my insane husband and son had to try it on themselves to see what the hell it really feels like.. My God.. I think it moved their brains around!
@Growthisinthedirt3 жыл бұрын
Love Yall!! We want a video next week!! Come on... Y'all are professionals!! Ya got this!! 💐💜💐
@Cogency13 жыл бұрын
Do they have a shock collar for kids? That could be useful in case they think of escaping. "I'd buy that for a dollar." - Drunk Guy on ROBOCOP.
@kimskrafts38683 жыл бұрын
The talk about playing with the kids is so funny and so true! I’m a 52 year old grandmother and after a day of playing with my 2 and a half year old grandson I feel like I need rehabilitation! LOL my body hurts for days! But it’s so worth it!
@jonnymarciano3 жыл бұрын
Boys always bringing great stuff! Keep it up. #realtalk
@fredthelocalvillager58573 жыл бұрын
fuckin Pete's other family........dude we did that too . My goodness we're not alone ...finally LOL thanks Pete
@BK-tw6np3 жыл бұрын
There are select items locked up due to organized retail crime. Or just select items are stolen due to there resale value. Btw I’ve been watching your shows for a while now and have even binged watch previous episodes. Love every episode. Great work fellows.
@carrien48703 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT! I love this show but I cant listen to this about putting a shock collar on your dog. Pete, why not put that collar on yourself to see what it's like? The collar will turn your dog into a nervous wreck. Sorry but I have to unsubscribe.
@julias76093 жыл бұрын
Pete! I believe that your comment to the senator was not selfish! Lol! 😂
@jenny_b_3 жыл бұрын
Sock judgement is real LOL
@aprilcole-lindquist24453 жыл бұрын
My kid broke her pinky in a bounce house, it was like jumping on plastic. Not bouncy at all like super duty strength
@googlefan89903 жыл бұрын
Hi guys - PLEASE TURN THE CLOSED CAPTIONING ON FOR THESE VIDEOS> A lot of times I don't understand what is said - so the CC's will really help. I noticed some of the videos have them and some don't.
@lacefacethegreat3 жыл бұрын
As the old lady of a construction Foreman, most shower then eat.
@Happy2bme2dae3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian, I always had a hard time when people gave me directions. Instead of remembering, okay I push the gray button to bring the plane UP or the purple button to bring the plane down, it's so much less confusing if you just try to remember ONE option. GRAY UP. It's just an example of how not to say wait a minute was this for the up or for the down?!!! Try it👍😀
@stevengraham31383 жыл бұрын
The sad part is their is a ton of dads who have other family’s or kids divorced or older kids all over and that reality....
@ingelathune-boyle3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get a notification for this episode!
@vwalt68043 жыл бұрын
Pete if you are gonna teach your daughter the ‘badass’ threat strategy, you gotta make sure that she can back herself up on that. Coz ‘empty threats’, will only end up with your daughter getting her ass kicked.
@paolo15793 жыл бұрын
Sebastian discussing about autopilot landing the plane, maybe there’s a guy on KZfaq with the answer to how.
@philj49613 жыл бұрын
Pete does the Clint Eastwood and says stay off my lawn 😠😤
@marikowakefield80173 жыл бұрын
Pete, you are the opposite of annoying! I love your accent and your hot takes on...well...basically everything!
@debbieskrletts7253 жыл бұрын
Watch your dog. Shock collar may depress him, make him nasty or otherwise change his personality.
@lizjo72133 жыл бұрын
the beauty of this podcast is that you never know what Pete and Sebastian might say and that's why I love them...
@Lazerbeamisawesome3 жыл бұрын
Watched the plane bit right before my 7 hour flight! Totally not anxious now.
@pattyaverna86393 жыл бұрын
This is byyyy farrr the best format - video in you’re homes - but dont skip a week - we NEED laughter!
@vwalt68043 жыл бұрын
Your daughter did not look happy when she was having a ride on the ‘unicorn’.
@catherinekittykat3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha....but noooo on the shock collar...omg...nooo!! Find Victoria Stillwell online for dog help. She is intelligent and effective. Pete!!!!!
@andriadebose34032 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious about the "fake" family...what Pete was saying. I love it! My mom used to joke w/me when I was little and said she bought me w/blue chip stamp coupons lol it was an ongoing joke my bro.& sis. would say to me.
@laurastarbrook13083 жыл бұрын
I hope this goes on forever💓
@DJMixxwell3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I downloaded this episode from LimeWire with that suspect type title
@chantalsslippersondeedeesf48533 жыл бұрын
I found nothing wrong with the last cast!! Y'all are always funny! The Sock!! LOL
@nicholasmorello63702 жыл бұрын
50 minutes in when seb said Pete complementing the senator was selfish... Pete showed some great constraint cuz I woulda told Sebastian off I’m sorry but the guy is completely out of touch with reality that’s probably why Hollywood loves him so much
@susanloperena19643 жыл бұрын
I never wanted my parents doing what I did
@susanloperena19643 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about everyone vaccinated when they speak
@mariannterrelonge15583 жыл бұрын
Love you guys! Pete - are you planning to meet up with Sebastian when he’s in NYC?
@dennisklimavich33423 жыл бұрын
Myself and my friends had NO problem with last week's cast....the visual is a lot of the fun. I actually enjoyed last week almost more than I did this weeks (not to say this week wasn't great)
@NGUJZ3 жыл бұрын
@36:38 Pete's Dog 🐕 - "Don't tase me bro"
@Cogency13 жыл бұрын
"Man bun keep hair from cut by sword." - Haruki Yūto, Shop Steward, local order of Samurai Swordsmen, Goomba Prefecture.