i love how they take the simplest sentence and make whole 3 minute stories out of them💀

The std isn’t even petty, it’s a whole crime. Knowingly infecting someone is awful.

Bro that shit about the guy nutting in the milk. The way y'all flipped the tables on the guy, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. "How about I call your mum, tell her to keep the milk safe" 🤣🤣🤣 hell nah

No one says “Pardon” with the emphasis that Fuhad does, it’s the best

“Desperate for local meats James!?!” That sweeted me 😂😂😂😂

The way Fuhad says “Jaaaaaaammmes” 😂😂😂😂

They turn into such proper English gentlemen whenever they say “Pardon??” It’s so adorable 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ngl I was incapable of moving when I heard fuhad yell “JASMINE STOP..” had me looking at my phone like 👁 👄 👁 and I ain’t even do nothing 🥲🤣

Unsolicited nut is sending me 🤣🤣🤣 I swear James is petty af 🤣

My Ex never paid attention to anything…Like EVER. We’re both from America, and about 6mos before we split, we bought booked a trip to the UK. After we broke up, he said he still wanted to go (without me), so I told him he could keep the ticket, I just wanted him to reimburse me for the cost. He said he would, but I never heard back from him. The day for the flight was less than a week away, so went online and changed his ticket (cost me $250) to go to Colombia…where el no habla espanol…😂😂…The day arrived, and he texted me asking for the ticket number. I just sent him the info he needed. Not once did he text me about any issues or anything….that is until he called me later that night freaking out, telling me his flight landed in Bogota, Colombia for some reason. He said he was waiting to speak to someone who spoke English. 2hrs later, he called me ABSOLUTELY LIVID, demanding to know why I changed his ticket. So I responded “because 1. We are no longer together. 2. I am not an ATM and that ticket was NOT a gift 4. Because I thought it was funny. Best of luck” …..I then hung up on him. Last I heard, his parents got him a ticket home, and then had audacity to ask me for the money it cost them to fly him home….Ghosted them, like he ghosted me.

I love when James acts like a female he’s soo accurate 😂😂😂😂😂 brutal

22:58 “ What am I watching, and what’s this got to do DORIS?!!” - Fuhad

My ex forgot to change his social media passwords after our breakup, so one night my best friend and I got on Facebook and liked EVERY SINGLE picture of the girl he was talking to from his profile. There were like 6k pics! #dedication We drank wine and laughed the ENTIRE time! She later messaged him asking why he was so creepy, and he had no idea what she was talking about. It was gold!

‘I heard you’re looking for MEATS’ 😂 PLURAL

I swear their role plays are God tier

I love how they elaborate “imaginary” stories. Love it. Both cute too. 😘

The milk situation is wild how they were able to turn that so well lmaooo

Best part of a Monday is this podcast.

The way James is examining the prosthetics tho 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

My whole family already agreed to donate their bodies to science. If I find out some wild shit like this about my Papa I'm gonna go off. I'm the only one who didn't sign up because im paranoid I'll get shipped to some science class where kids will make fun of my lopsided tits or the body museum.

11:42 😂😂😂 “Double lock the milk” had me in shambles.

5:53 "he's a joke, and I can't catch my breath" had me dying 😂

the fuhad line "you are the love of my life" kills me everytime

"He's literally a joke and I can't catch my breath... aaaahh" I SC-REAAMED

In tears guys!! I’m ringing ya mom to tell her double lock the milk 🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad's scenerio and James acting possum sweeted me😭😭😭

the way Fuhad screamed „THEIR UNNECESSARY” 💀👏🏽

the milk part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 telling the mum to double lock the milk?? 😭😭

They made a whole scenario from a guy nutting in some milk😂😂😂

I am so happy i found yall. Makes 18 plus hour drivers for work bearable.

Nah I love how they go on a tangent and make a explanation or story 😂😂😂 funniest thing ever

I absolutely 🖤 these 2! Their laughs are contagious & Fuhad is FINE!

“Double locks the milk” 😂😂 I am dying!

It’s the way James is examining the breasts for me 😂😂😂

How does mans drop that so casually, "What was the brother that killed someone?"😂😂

October has been shitty, overworked underpaid and doing all this with a toothache. You just made me laugh so hard, thanks fellas. 😊

Advice from someone who’s in a healthy relationship about to get married. The best revenge after a break up is to leave your ex alone and wish them well. Truly continue your journey & bettering yourself after it. I don’t ever plan for it or hope for it but for some reason none of them are doing better than me. & they always try to come back. I promise you the beginning of the break up might feel like crap and you want them to feel it too , but it’s only gonna keep you in a vicious cycle .

It’s the amount of time that James examined the teacher’s melons for me 😂😂

'Took the knobs off the cooker so he couldn't cook' .. rollinggggggggggggggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What they don’t tell you about donating your body after you pass is that your family members will receive your body parts one at a time. Not all at once. My aunt received my uncles remains several times after donating his body for stroke research. It was traumatic for her every time because she had no idea until then.

11:15-13:34 DYING lol. It's so refreshing to come across a podcast that's this entertaining without being overly political. It's been a while.

Fuhad: "You are the looove of my liffffe!" 🤣

"Everyone, get into pairs" is too real! Quintessential school days horror story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love how they started with the IG question this week

James’ laugh; oh my days it’s hilarious! I was listening to this in my office on the sly but I just burst out laughing and EVERYONE looked at me like I was crazy

We’re getting lucky these days with over hour episodes 🎉🎉❤

The one about the body, they probably took her brain but couldn’t take the entire body. They could’ve at least ASKED the guy if they could donate it on… make it worse, the SOLD it and didn’t even offer the money back.

My ex was a heavy weed smoker so I hid his whole stash inside the curtain rods along with all his hand-held bongs. He was cheap and the weed was in his budget plan so I knew it would throw his budget off.

Don't know how I've not found this channel sooner but I'm glad I have now! 🤣

Keeping the glitter one for future use.. there was one she put it all over the house and on his driveway so he always trod it in the house 😂

“it’s the S that will seeeeeend me”😂

The way I collapsed in hysterics at "I would've given them all the death touch"😂😂😂😂😂

These dudes are HILARIOUS, yall got a new fan 🤣

Happiest moment of my day....love you boyz❣️ from Eswatini, Africa

This podcast is an ab workout 😭😭

That story about "Doris's son" donating her dead body to science is wild. The son is still waiting to get his $6k.

"desperate for local meats" I am literally in TEARS at the office 🤣😂

But was it "local MEETS" or "local MEATS"? 🤣

Laughing while breaking up: I have laughed while breaking up with an ex. It was a combination of anxiety, scared at how he would take it, adrenaline rush and relief when I finally bandaid ripped it over the phone (we were long distance). He wanted me to emotionally support him through our break up 😅 that man gave me so much ick

I’ve never laughed so hard over classmates I’ve never seen. “Rugby Liam looked like Hagrid” sent me into outer space

Murderers, beer snorters, and Hagrid 🤣What an ending!

First time I've watched a full podcast after weeks of my gf sending me clips she saw on TikTok, god this show is amazing!

When Fuad said "Wood Od", I damn near passed TF out!! 😂😂😂😂😂

The absolute level of fear and concern that washed over Fuhad when James asked about the breh who killed someone in uni 😂

“Double lock the milk” 😂😂

WTF.... I have been listening on the podcast and refreshing youtube!!!! I can't take how addicted I am to this pod!!! HELP ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i am wheezing at this united scenario 🤣😭

“Is this seat taken?” “YES IT’S TAKEN BY MY PERSONAL SPACE” 😂😂😂😂 this was always me when I used to take trains to work lmao

I feel like what happened with the mom's body is they took the brain out and then sold the brain-less body for research money. It's likely they chopped the hand off for ashes before sending it to the military as well. Super shady and they should really let people know ahead of time that they only need the brain.

Fuhad is definitely me when it comes to watching shows! Back to back shows..

I could listen to these two talk forever 😂

Every time I hear them talk about all the shows they’re watching I just laugh because I’m still trying to get through One piece’s 1200 episodes 😂

Definitely pulling the glitter trick tomorrow

I’ve been binge watching this podcast for the past few weeks and absolute jokes 😂 thank you!

So for the dress I found it's called Fabrican. Apparently it's a very sterilized material and can be suitable for would dressing and bandages. Also the formulation can be alternated so they can even make cast for broken limbs. So it's kinda cool lolll

Fashion shows have two different types. One is a moving art show which is when it's weird and they're walking in mud, the clothes make no sense etc. Then the others are basically "ideas" for the next season in fashion. So it will be the textures, materials, folds, closures etc that will be used in a brands line for the next season. Normally, those ones will include some pieces that will actually be released that season but styled in a artistic way. But both are more art than fashion.

“Can I call you?” The 4 most dangerous words in the human world! I have a certain woman doing that, plus video calls. I told her she’s out of my life forever, she betrayed me but she’s calling me now. I literally gave her a chance and she threw it away. Like, calling me at 4:58 and waking me up…

Fuhad said the man was Kenyan because his haircut was a 1 with no line up 😂😂. I absolutely cannot

I am obsessed with this podcast. You guys are hilarious!

Whom ever said these guys aren’t funny has issues. One sentence with the funniest backstories ever.

That glitter story about James for sure 😂

No cap as an American the USA jokes are top tier funny like I’m weak asf 😂

"This is America, we like money ova heahh" had me crying I could not breave, FAM!! dats my muva

Can i just say, i love how the Americans are loving and actually understanding all this humour so well 🤣 just goes to show you boys are global entertainment! ❤‍🔥

The fact that I pause the podcast just to run over here to see your facial expressions 😂

"He looked like Hagred"😭 When you hear it you'll fall on the floor!🤣🤣🤣

8:48-9:41 literally had me in tearssssss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The way james turned the milk thing around had me dying! 😂😂😂

On a Business Ting.. so true I’m dying 😭😭😭

James milk enactment sweetened me😭😭 had to replay it. My Monday made😂😂🤣.#MCM😍😍

😂😂 The ick is that all iterations of Idris’ American accents are spot on 👌🏽Homeboy has all regions nailed

I have never been soo happily addicted to something !❤❤❤

This weeks episode was JUICY 😂 cheers lads ❤

ah, i gathered 1800 magazines subscription cards and filled them out and sent them in. Changing his name ever so slightly so that the subscriptions wouldn't be automatically cancelled''

The milk one had me CRYING 😂😫😭

I LOVE THIS PODCAST SO MUCH! 🙌🏽 I'm crying laughing on my way to work every morning & it just makes me happy all day!❤️❤️😍

If any girl wants to be petty through her break up call up fuhad and James they will set u on the win 🤣🤣

The meats 🥩 sent me to space 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Doris tangent is SENDING ME TO OBLIVION 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

'Double lock the milk'... I'm done 😂😂😂😂