The WORST Thing You've Found On Someone's Phone...Again! | Ep 227

The WORST Thing You've Found On Someone's Phone...Again! | Ep 227 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The WORST Thing You've Found On Someone's Phone...Again!
22:17, Single Lad Buys Billboard Looking For Love
36:34, Try Not To Laugh
41:07, AITA
51:20, Telling Someone Their Breath Stinks In Shakespeare Language
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@karicecupid7143 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad screaming "WHO'S BREASTMILK?!?!" is killing me 😭💀💀

@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@juniorsanchez3528 Жыл бұрын

That fucking sweetened me 😂😂

@hassand850 Жыл бұрын

Homelander type vibes

@thenightingale580 Жыл бұрын

Breast milk isn’t a fetish. Bodybuilders drink it. Supposedly amazing results. And cancer patients…but still funny!

@BungaloHippo Жыл бұрын

THATS A BLACK MARRRKET!!

@Bouquetofflowers498 Жыл бұрын

I’ve learned so much British slang from SNG

@HinataUchiha_22 Жыл бұрын

At this point if I zone out I sometimes say things with a British accent

@AikiraBeats Жыл бұрын

Same I’ve found myself repeating some of it without realizing till one of my friends point it out to me .

@raizelcortez3219 Жыл бұрын

Same lmaoooo I found this channel 3 days ago and didn’t understand a lot of it but by now I understand all of it. Idk if I know enough to use it myself, but enough to know what’s being said lol

@deborahl3083 Жыл бұрын

I was JUST thinking that, lol

@LadyEnchiridion Жыл бұрын

I’m completely here for the English slang; im literally thinking about my text in English-English , no shame, I love the UK 🇬🇧

@DDWest Жыл бұрын

The guy whose girlfriend had screenshots of his nudes, she didn't say anything because she was plotting his demise LOL

@goodbher9244 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. She was planning absolute distraction. 😂

@jesseellen7471 Жыл бұрын

Goes without saying 🤣🤣

@obinnadavidokeke9312 Жыл бұрын

She was slowly poisoning him 😂😂

@reddunk3744 8 ай бұрын

Destruction dictionary use it fam

@lachlanmceachen506 Жыл бұрын

“Don’t look at me like that” there’s definitely an inside joke we need to hear about pls 😂

@aurelia7670 Жыл бұрын

Oh James must have...

@ceha9517 Жыл бұрын

James did this before 😎

@swaggerish Жыл бұрын

I've never seen him so serious to change the subject😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@klmgaragegainer4196 Жыл бұрын

Manz used it 🤣😂🤣

@lady_kimmie Жыл бұрын

It's about a deserted island 😂😂😂 the episode on "wierd kinks you went along with because you liked someome"

@Heyitsvickie Жыл бұрын

The mom twerking for the dad killed me 😭😭 “bah, bah” 😭

@makeupmakeupmakeup7471 Жыл бұрын

I cant with James lmaoooo

@UdaamWright Жыл бұрын

The BACKHAND!😂

@truelifestories5010 Жыл бұрын

'shake that ish' 🤣🤣

@heyitsshay6058 Жыл бұрын

"Pop it" 🤣🤣🤣

@coltapesteph Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James trying to justify the pictures for 5k/month 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

@KayciazWorld Жыл бұрын

Yeah he was definitely invested in that one lmao

@Thelucky23 Жыл бұрын

Quickly. James would do a lot for 5k/mo as long as he didn’t have to answer to anyone… ie no response from the old man. 😅😂😂😂😂

@samuelanyaehie6557 Жыл бұрын

i'd do the same

@danstv_ Жыл бұрын

I need that link Cus 5k a month?? Yes please🤭

@samuelanyaehie6557 Жыл бұрын

@@danstv_ fr, 5k a month is a whole job on its own.

@minarhassan Жыл бұрын

James depiction of the bathroom nude photo😂😂 My man is not fumbling the bag.

@marlonjohnson8255 Жыл бұрын

The inside joke flew over everyone head when he said “my bf said to another girl that I was his sister” 😂 he’s guilty fam “don’t look at me like that” 😂😂

@islabee94 Жыл бұрын

That was obvious I thought

@dreadmacklemore9951 7 ай бұрын

Yes you're the only one who got it

@troyesivansmaid7009 Жыл бұрын

James trying to justify the pictures for 5k a month really got me considering it 😭🤣🤣

@kristienwhitney-johns5863 11 ай бұрын

I'll do it for 4

@rhilowe5986 Жыл бұрын

I love how childish James is with the try not to laugh challenge 🤣🤣

@siobhanmcfadden3434 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 James trying to talk Fuhad into the old man photos.

@tonyahouck3422 Жыл бұрын

James “don’t look at me like that” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ That was a past convo for SURE!!😂😂😂😂😂

@ChrisAnneAmoy Жыл бұрын

I’m SCREAMING at the fuhad being a single dad of 2 daughters scenario. The moms and female teachers would be creaming 😂😂

@czhaok Жыл бұрын

mom?

@2crisp63 Жыл бұрын

@@czhaok ?

@HarlemSadge Жыл бұрын

When James said, “My whole life’s a fallacy, I have to leave now, who am I with” about the breast milk, I fucking DIED! 💀😭

@qveenkitty2629 Жыл бұрын

I feel like James has told somebody his girl was his sister before....that was a personal look 🤔

@leonf827 Жыл бұрын

That man said "don't look at Mr like that" 😅😅 "let's move on"😅😅

@smooshiee4780 Жыл бұрын

The pure shot of dopamine to my brain listening to these dudes just CACKLE is ridiculous lol I don’t even under them half the time but I love it

@reddunk3744 8 ай бұрын

Proper word is understand. Two seconds to go over your grammar is not too difficult fam

@dachamp1292 Жыл бұрын

“It ends now” 4:00 in… who remembers the family running up the cable Bill with porn and the dad blurting that out at dinner?I can’t be the only one thought of that!

@datflyingsandal Жыл бұрын

To date,that is the best response ever received on this podcast💀💀💀

@lynnewillett8064 9 ай бұрын

I thought the same. “It stops now” kills me

@asyiantv3723 Жыл бұрын

It’s me already laughing before the jokes even start 😂

@Kusanagi7618 Жыл бұрын

That's me all the time. "What do you call....* me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@angelbauzo8 Жыл бұрын

The fact that you guys moved Question of the week to the beginning of the episode is a banger💯🔥

@barbararibaric4389 Жыл бұрын

The way James says “butters” get’s me every time 🤣🤣🤣👌

@belindakelly6159 Жыл бұрын

James's laugh is infectious 🤣🤣

@jacolucas1595 Жыл бұрын

"That's terrifying... cause you could just kill me tomorrow and just keep my feet in a jar. You're gonna keep my feet in a jar - I know you are. You gonna preserve the ting. Cause that's what you like. That's what you're about. I have to bounce" I cried tears from laughing. Literally 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@annabel.okonkwo 11 ай бұрын

I was 2 seconds from that part when I started reading your comment ,😭😭

@Amber6231 8 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@gosele777 Жыл бұрын

Yall make Mondays so much more bearable! 😭❤️Love from SA🇿🇦

@greenmess775 Жыл бұрын

Faaaacts

@daynhughes773 Жыл бұрын

Gang gang ❤🥰

@dimakatsomolepo7443 Жыл бұрын

Jooo 😭🤌🏾

@Liwa2Hottie Жыл бұрын

We here🔥❗❗

@amie5395 Жыл бұрын

I look forward for Mondays now 😅

@isbelala4532 Жыл бұрын

James is just so committed in these hipothetical situations

@silkinajackson2892 Жыл бұрын

Using Shakespearean language to tell someone their breathe smells has done me in ~ "Flee from Me" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣😂🤣

@sinomthasogoni1428 Жыл бұрын

That gf receiving the nudes is quiet coz she's plotting her revenge 🤣

@letitiacornelius8331 Жыл бұрын

Igbo & shayooo took me out 😂😂😂

@nqobilezondi4314 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 im cried🤣🤣🤣the shayooo sent me😂😂😂😂😂

@holliejane3605 Жыл бұрын

My dad used to BEG to be the one to take me to parents evening. This was like 20 years ago and he was newly single, muscles upon muscles. My guy would be walking up and down the corridors of my school with his sunglasses on. It was parents EVENING. No sun. I would watch my teachers swoon and I’d be sat there like fuck all of u. Slags

@1337murk Жыл бұрын

Looooooooool

@Enigmajestic1 Жыл бұрын

🤣 women love dad's it's strange when I push a buggy or have a dog it's wild 🤣

@sonant888 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

@jarvisbartholomew2535 Жыл бұрын

@@Enigmajestic1 this is true. The only time a woman ever publicly approached me was when i was walking my dog in the park 😂😂😂

@Deborah__ Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@asandamncwango9238 Жыл бұрын

When Fuhad says, "darling" 😩💕

@NSabaNur Жыл бұрын

I knowwww

@shanncreates Жыл бұрын

James tryna convince Fuhad about sending nudes for 5k. I’m crineeee

@TheodoreBakes Жыл бұрын

im at that part now hollerinnnn 😂😂😂

@StitchhANDAngell Жыл бұрын

Fuhad's laugh at 'my bf telling another girl i was his sister' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@narcolepticinsomniac8124 Жыл бұрын

James trailing off into stories, takes you on an adventure! Should make short tales on audible 🤣 VIVID!!!

@jahbrae Жыл бұрын

MOo VEE! 😂

@sueinthecity1279 Жыл бұрын

The line that took me out!!! “You could kill me tomorrow and keep my feet in a jar!!” Yo!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@reneerougeaux7046 Жыл бұрын

James and Fuhad going in on this teacher fantasy has got me WEAK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥀

@mathenysabrina Жыл бұрын

"Tell me when to come... and where"😂😂😂😂

@TheEmary2009 Жыл бұрын

The foot fetish one made me think immediately of Lord Larys in the new episode of House of Dragon 🤣

@Dominexanbarbie27 Жыл бұрын

Yessss.

@swaggerish Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@samantharobertson2023 Жыл бұрын

You two are absolutely FOOLISH and I’m here for it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrryzer Жыл бұрын

I am a single dad to THREE daughters. After a certain age, they ABSOLUTELY noticed when women were looking my way. “Daddy…why is she staring like that???” 😬😬😬

@darntabennett9692 Жыл бұрын

This guys pp is him cosplaying as rey mysterio

@1984nique Жыл бұрын

@@darntabennett9692 I like it 🤷🏾‍♀️

@marlica7 Жыл бұрын

Mom teabagging the dad lmao this is why they told to us to keep out of big peoples buisness she should have listened

@moimeself1088 11 ай бұрын

What does teabagging mean? That went right over my head.

@ndanatseyi Жыл бұрын

I’ve been going through a really rough patch recently, but ever since I discovered your channel I’ve been feeling so much better. I’ve been binge watching your vids and you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂 new subscriber from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

@Goldeneyez204 Жыл бұрын

Omg. The male teacher situation…. That shit happened to me when i was in grade school. My gym teacher called my mom in to “talk about my hand eye coordination”. Next thing I know, he’s at my moms dinner table next time I went to her house. They dated for months.

@barmayneg Жыл бұрын

Whats your mother up to these days?

@JC-eb6jl Жыл бұрын

Can we have a segment to questions James and see how far he would go for the bag or to name his price for outrageous things?! This seems like a Grey area for him lol.

@heyitsshay6058 Жыл бұрын

I never knew I could have two boyfriends but here I am. 🤗🤣

@simplymanda523 Жыл бұрын

1 minute in and I’m laughing. Jims 🤣🤣 James said start the whole show again 😂😂😂😂

@Duhitsanti Жыл бұрын

James and his story times are beyond hilarious😂😂

@markandrews362 Жыл бұрын

The best duo that I look forward to every Monday to make it just a little better, Huge love from Kenya guys🇰🇪✨

@TheOrganizedLawyer Жыл бұрын

Team 🇰🇪

@jennaclingingsmith4688 Жыл бұрын

What I've learned today: Just when you think it's safe to take a sip, it's not. Actual fucking latte spit-take all over my monitor. Don't Drink and Listen.

@lesley5380 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@czhaok Жыл бұрын

why does everyone say that? you're not all spitting coffee over your £1,000+ computers 🙄

@lesley5380 Жыл бұрын

@@czhaok I watch on my TV thankfully 🤣

@czhaok Жыл бұрын

@@lesley5380 I'm just bitter and jealous I can't drink coffee because of my nerves 🤧 spitting sugar free 7up doesn't have the same vibe

@sunitatum9421 Ай бұрын

PLEASE make this SHAKESPEARE a regular segment depicting various topics....I LOVE IT!!!

@jazzh6056 Жыл бұрын

I have a sh**t job and listening to yall makes Mondays bearable. Love from Florida

@_chinmoku Жыл бұрын

"Spooning his dog to sleep" 🤣😂 I felt that.

@dmart2311 Жыл бұрын

The way James flies into the narrative describing the tweets sweeps me every time 🤣🤣🤣

@karenosei5369 Жыл бұрын

‘Tell me when to come.. AND WHERE!’ is a bar - Barsss!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 absolute Gs!

@alexandernarvaez6898 Жыл бұрын

"Funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kinda way" this is the best line I've heard I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bethanyleader4613 Жыл бұрын

Literally been listening to you guys since the start of this year you have got me though the hole of my 37 week pregnancy and since giving birth a week ago I'm now getting a hole new routine of waking up putting you guys on though Spotify whiles I fed my baby and do washing your keeping me going and making me laugh even when I don't feel like laughing thank you 😊

@vickykgoete3161 Жыл бұрын

Monday's are a treat, I get Podcast n Chill with MacG n ShxtsnGigs😊

@Mohau_Moloto Жыл бұрын

Double the fun😭😭

@nakeditumi1236 Жыл бұрын

Bruh🇿🇦❤️😂

@Only_Xian Жыл бұрын

We love Mondays 👌

@itumelengnalediteba7481 Жыл бұрын

Same !! I also do the same and watch both 😌👊

@mahmoodahmanuel3046 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad thinks James was just silent at 20:20, meanwhile he was thinking about a crazy scenario🤣 he didnt even blink!

@kylegreenhill9023 Жыл бұрын

These two legit helping me through a break up 🙏🙏🙏

@isunshiine Жыл бұрын

‘Phone in his mouth’ 😮 someone had experience 😅

@DessiGloves24 Жыл бұрын

"show me their faces..cause we're DOING stuff!" The way James got mad at the THOUGHT of Fuhad being played 😂😂

@kwiththedrama7031 Жыл бұрын

watching these in a quiet office is like my personal silent library episode. WHEN YALL WENT IN ON THAT TEACHER FANTASY. I WAS DYING!!!

@freshnproud2207 Жыл бұрын

James' trim is so clean this episode, look at that fade

@M0rganFReelance Жыл бұрын

That girl NEEDED to find that album of her SLEEPING!!! Omg What!? Can we follow up and check on her and make sure she’s okay…

@latoyak6 Жыл бұрын

5k a month I'll take the pic of my man and send it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...fuhad lyinnnn🤣🤣

@callummacey983 Жыл бұрын

That Shakespeare bit was the funniest thing I've heard in months

@jman083029 Жыл бұрын

When they do these I think of that one guy who said when you find what you’re looking for you can go cry outside 😂😂

@marskay8070 Жыл бұрын

Bruhh I’m so💀💀😂😂😂

@Simba-mv9je Жыл бұрын

Fuhad has a beautiful smile ❤

@GothicUndone Жыл бұрын

Thank you guys for make Mondays better!! I was laughing from start to finish!😂😂 Love, love, love - gang, gang, gang!♥️♥️

@abibabaloola9948 Жыл бұрын

I wanna be mates with James and Fuhad they’re too funny

@Theycallmejassi 3 ай бұрын

James going “bah bah” will forever make me laugh😭😭😂😂

@Real_KyngJester Жыл бұрын

I took a BIG sip of pepsi when man's said "show the 10 bags and we'll talk"😭😭😭 Long story short, thanks for burning my noes😒😭🤣🤣

@nompumelelomazuze9064 Жыл бұрын

Usually listen on Spotify but feeling shitty today and I know I'm going to feel better instantly because of y'all, thank you!! #southafrican fan!!

@dimakatsomolepo7443 Жыл бұрын

It's the fact that I was catching up on old episodes earlier today and just happened to listen to "Part 1" of this topic. I'm letting the ads play as I type this and yoh, I'm so excited 😭🔥

@RDJ979797 Жыл бұрын

same here

@Rhiannon94 Жыл бұрын

Twitter thread had me nearly choking on my dinner 😂😅❤

@OG-Savage Жыл бұрын

0:35 "Jimz" 😂😂😂

@yourstrulyclee1341 Жыл бұрын

“He’s funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kind of way” I know EXACTLY what you mean 😂

@obs_o1468 Жыл бұрын

Another blessed Monday courtesy of SNG . Top tier stuff as usual

@Matty.Hill_87 Жыл бұрын

You guys have quickly become my favourite channel, you always have me In tears 😂😂

@ivynya29 Жыл бұрын

I learn a lot of sexual terms from this show. 😂

@sparklegood2193 Жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t be mad at the 5 k pics. We would be spending together 😂😂😂

@kingsofguyana Жыл бұрын

I just started working from home and I’ve already made y’all part of my work routine

@lexiverde6764 Жыл бұрын

I heard breastmilk... and immediately thought "Homelander" 🤣🤣

@warrenlw230 Жыл бұрын

Facts💯😅😅😅

@christellefrancios2038 Жыл бұрын

Me too .!!!

@favorite452 Жыл бұрын

Yeno I relate to that one brudda I’m 21 never had a gf never even had sum with a girl still a virgin but also at the same time I haven’t put myself out there. As James said don’t love anyone before u love yourself and I’ve stuck to that I’ve been unloving of myself for years

@favorite452 Жыл бұрын

Exactly bro I’ve been doin the same I heard so many people say it I was like Ight bet and I’ve never felt good in myself in body wise so I’ve never like shot my shot I did when I was younger like 13-14 to like 1-2 girls both said no and I just never tried again lmao

@kathymassrour3941 Жыл бұрын

The “Alas!” Still laughing at it 😂 amazing video, thanks for this 👏🏽👏🏽🫶🏽

@divinelotus7777 Жыл бұрын

Y’all are seriously the best! Been a fan for almost a year and just became a 2 tier member on Patreon❤

@henrytobiloba1703 Жыл бұрын

James shoulda called fuhad a fast fashion yat again after he called him Jims 😂

@danielarcher2114 Жыл бұрын

These podcasts are a quality find, enjoying you two so much I’m starting from the beginning, quality content

@sabrinalewis6541 Жыл бұрын

You can't say it's not worth it after reading EVIDENCE of it being WORTH IT! What bliss? Lemme know. 20 mins ago I would NEVER, ever check my partner or anyone's phone for that matter, but if my gut tells me something is off and I've tried to communicate this with no good feedback IMMA CHECK THE PHONE. Thank you, James and Fuhad, for this enlightenment.

@jahbrae Жыл бұрын

MOO VEE! 😂😂😂 Y’all are hilarious I binge listen while driving my truck

@beestingtv9395 Жыл бұрын

You boys make Mondays so much better!

@9Essence Жыл бұрын

Lmao “ Legs sturdy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all are hilarious and 😉😉

@poisonivy2898 Жыл бұрын

I love you guys so much!! I'm so happy to have found you. You guys give me laughs that make my stomach and face hurts. Saying hello all the way from New York!

@chanellthomas9333 Жыл бұрын

I just found your show and I totally love you guys. Much love from the states 🇺🇸 .

@lanabold3199 Жыл бұрын

You guys are all I look forward to on Mondays ❤ Keep making us giggle at our desks. Much love from 🇬🇾 GT.

@humournoir4612 Жыл бұрын

Guyane 💯🔥

@BagoBeauty Жыл бұрын

Best podcast in the world! I love you guys, pure joy you bring me

@JayGillgaming Жыл бұрын

About the grindr thing:... to be fair... I've found every weedman I've ever had on gay hookup apps (I'm gay obviously but that's not the point) he might just be selling drugs lol

@czhaok Жыл бұрын

that's just a you thing then I've never seen that in the 13 years the apps been out ans I travel all over the country 💀

@raizelcortez3219 Жыл бұрын

@@czhaok not just a them thing. My ex and I ALWAYS found dealers on any dating apps, and I know multiple people who exclusively find dealers on them. You just have to know how to find them and what to ask. They don’t just put “selling drugs hmu” in their bio