The Polar Express (PS2) is basically a horror game

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5 ай бұрын

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@carolusrex9918 5 ай бұрын

“Pizza cannot exist without the pizza man” is my favorite Mf Doom lyric

@birdiej5697 5 ай бұрын

The commitment to replay the whole game up to the shoveling coals mini game earned my like

@AskildHelland 5 ай бұрын

Bro the movie is unironically scary bruh

@JustSomePleb 5 ай бұрын

I watched that movie high once and can confirm, made me feel like I was dying 0/10 dont recommend

@AsherHalperin 5 ай бұрын

Uncanny valley animation

@hkayakh 5 ай бұрын

Every kids movie was scary to someone

@elitheratman3730 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, it’s funny how as a kid I called this movie “Scary Train”. Guess 5 year old me was right lmao

@spingleboygle 3 ай бұрын

idk how tf this was shown in schools, warner bros had to have paid to show this abomination to 1st graders

5 ай бұрын

Now, let the algorithm do Its thing!

@proto_117 5 ай бұрын

I actually thought this movie was live action when I was little

@Dragwhite 5 ай бұрын

i adore the idea of longer form content, hope it works out for you!

@ChubbyWeen 5 ай бұрын

I think Resident Evil Biohazard was a really good game

@Shazol- 5 ай бұрын

I agree

@Xenomorphmaindbd999 5 ай бұрын

Same

@daymare0 5 ай бұрын

these are the long videos you want us to watch right? We got u

@Farrighthungarian 5 ай бұрын

I remember seeing a youtube no commentary gameplay video about it when i was 12. Still don't know what i watched.

@TrentLenkarski 5 ай бұрын

They took one of the greatest Christmas movies and made it a nightmare : (

@jbbiron2211 3 ай бұрын

yeah, I'd still play it.

@Nya__Kiity 5 ай бұрын

i love the artstyle :)

@user-yq5ip1ge9h 5 ай бұрын

No way a 20min video

@pedroakiras.3221 5 ай бұрын

Bro if this movie was realistic this polar express actually would be a kidnapper

@SunyataHoshi 5 ай бұрын

This man is hilarious lmao and I genuinely enjoy hearing him tell stories and reviewing things

@Jupyterprobably 5 ай бұрын

first and glad to see ur still uploading regardless of the stress we appreciate you :)

@user-vq4sk7df4k 5 ай бұрын

These longer videos are 🤌

@MrM0gus 5 ай бұрын

20 minute of talentless writer just get me bricked up

@RoyHoy 3 ай бұрын

Oh my god!!! Memory unlocked! I played this game when I was a kid! I remember being scared of it. Thank you for unlocking this memory for me!

@dat_one_boi_9879 5 ай бұрын

Love these types of videos, hopefully the algorithm picks up on it. Oh and also do a video on the monster house movie video game.

@givememyragnorok400 5 ай бұрын

CHRISTMAS FEBRUARY 🗣️🔥🔥

@dannytoons 5 ай бұрын

Crazy how the PS2 and the movie graphics aren’t that different lmao

@EmersonKingYT 5 ай бұрын

Last video was 8 minutes, this ones 20, the algorithm is gonna love you once you get that 1 hour video out.

@MrJeffBalkaner 4 ай бұрын

I really appreciate the portal 2 reference you made at the conductor segment of the game.

@SomeLocoStudios 5 ай бұрын

I remember watching the movie when I was a baby and I got hooked.

@Stibly 4 ай бұрын

I remember playing this at a cousin's house and had no idea what to do, so I just played the Hello Kitty game instead

@warehouselead 5 ай бұрын

I love these longer videos!

@NarrowBonkers6724 5 ай бұрын

The game is ironically more scarier then newer horror games

@SnoopiGalupi 5 ай бұрын

The Atlas and Peabody comment got a solid laugh out of me

@BrooklynBoyd 5 ай бұрын

you should do more game videos like this.

@e-goose2473 5 ай бұрын

Love the longer form content ❤

@AmberCommentsThings 5 ай бұрын

I love how Bioshock is listed as the game in the video

@legometaworld2728 5 ай бұрын

Polar Express was more or less a horror film to be fair. Who remembers that part with all the broken puppets?

@Koolraid-bq8nj 5 ай бұрын

"Santa a 2nd sleigh is heading or the south toy workshop!"

@Zuper_Angel 5 ай бұрын

I dead ass laughed at the "Christmas 9/11" joke.

@ThegreatestJerry 5 ай бұрын

This vid showed up first on my recommended. First time you’ve been there in forever so hopefully the method is working

@tvzone2 5 ай бұрын

Bro I peed myself watching the movie when I was little, although I was around 9. I just felt uncomfortable with 3d animation at that time😅

@TonyLeigh 5 ай бұрын

Nice a 20 min video! I love the longer-form content coming from this channel. Hopefully, the algorithm doesn't ignore you now! I hate that robot piece of sh*t.

@pendr1825 5 ай бұрын

Bro replaying the game all over again is the kind of perseverance I aspire to have. You deserve as much hot chocolate as you want.

@SomeOne-rw6gz 5 ай бұрын

Hey a long video!!

@toastieprotogen6005 5 ай бұрын

may the algorythm bless you for all the pain

@uma_guma 5 ай бұрын

somebody farted farted farted

@BenjiM514 5 ай бұрын

19:16 Mr president another Christmas blimp has hit the North Pole

@TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 ай бұрын

Course this movie had a game. All movies back then had video games

@Gray2359 5 ай бұрын

Yes KZfaq the game he is talking about is totally bio shock.

@dsmntldontwitch 5 ай бұрын

4:50 scrooge hitting the fent fold

@HugeSleep 5 ай бұрын

I remember this game as a kid even then I could tell that this game was weird. But I never would have predicted the last boss, where you fly to where the elfs are then you have to shoot santa with a m16 just bizzare really

@Tyceornagori 5 ай бұрын

Bro really wants the ticket, no puppet is going to scare him other than his dad.

@Afraid_Star 5 ай бұрын

Never new this game existed i only ever seen the movie

@KirbyIsCute 5 ай бұрын

"As I was sneaking back, bro was even more mad." Cook: I think this needs more sugar. (Gasp) He's a mad man... A MAD MAN!

@RTCSMP 5 ай бұрын

Hope you get 400k bro

@theknightmare2796 5 ай бұрын

Loved your videos

@SparkleBurgerLuv 5 ай бұрын

wow not expecting a 20min vids, not complaining

@slime243 5 ай бұрын

Bruh i played this game when I was and even I knew I had to use the d pad

@knight4128 5 ай бұрын

It would of been hilarious if when she said "were almost there" a rocket hits the flying machine and it ends on a cliff hanger

@GridironGreek 5 ай бұрын

This game is scarier than the Shrek Superslam Pinocchio level

@raptorskilltor4554 5 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the sequel to be called the bipolar express

@mythicalgiraffe23 5 ай бұрын

That’s for unlocking a fucking core memory- Jesus 😂

@chrisperrien7055 5 ай бұрын

You should have found the secret shotgun😎.

@joemint5666 5 ай бұрын

Can't forget about Heroaldo and his famous magic robe, and "Syanta!"

@subtolyubthepro 5 ай бұрын

Bro is on that GRIND

@venomsnekko 5 ай бұрын

For a while this was the only game I owned on PS2. Those were dark times...

@LeBronBron69 5 ай бұрын

Scrounge has the fent fold

@toasted_fedora 4 ай бұрын

SCROOGE HAD THE FENT FOLD

@AsherHalperin 5 ай бұрын

Have you seen the Polar Bear in the movie? The soul has left his eyes.

@AsherHalperin 5 ай бұрын

For the record, haven't actually seen the movie, just Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

@michaelmonetti9900 5 ай бұрын

Wait, Wasn’t The Conductor playing the Puppet Scrooge in the movie?….TWIST VILLIAN!

@rolandov8761 5 ай бұрын

Wow they made a scary video game? That’s bizarre

@NippieMan 5 ай бұрын

Great video

@CharlesWrightJackson 5 ай бұрын

Why did every movie before need a game tie in

@ihateeveryoneTV 5 ай бұрын

i rented this out from Blockbuster... those were the GLORY DAYS

@TheBucketWielder-eq8lq 5 ай бұрын

This is the scariest bioshock game 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🫄

@samba1one531 5 ай бұрын

I hate the Polar Express! It sucks, and the teachers would force us to watch it every year around Christmas. Not the full thing, just the first, like 50 minutes. Additionally, the teachers would get so excited when the part where the train skids off the ice happens, idk why.

@tr_aux 5 ай бұрын

20 MINUTE VIDEO gota get food for thus

@hypnotic13371337 5 ай бұрын

Bro, after I was done pissing and shitting myself from playing this. I fucking screamed and hid in the tub when i opened my game cube cause it reminded me of the jack in the box, oml.

@ElectrikStatik900 5 ай бұрын

KZfaq: Looks like Bioshock to me.

@vigi1antvort3x41 5 ай бұрын

I tried this game on my PC and it was exactly as you described. How is the conductor not fired for child endangerment? Lol

@imperialguard28 5 ай бұрын

"Caribou?"😲

@mk1ss87 5 ай бұрын

Sprooge is a malaka

@Inkbower 5 ай бұрын

Do you think you'll ever make a video with the old art style. The polar Express also traumatized me

@reteparpic 5 ай бұрын

Love this

@sssvalentine 5 ай бұрын

these videos are great 👍

@mrfriendly504 5 ай бұрын

I know what you said in the other video but 20 minutes? Lets go!

@mulinaky 5 ай бұрын

I love your videos

@ButterBlaziken230 5 ай бұрын

peak indeed

@moneyman782 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for completing this game so I don't have to!

@TheTexanRiech 5 ай бұрын

W bioshock playthrough my man

@fishingwithdom1657 5 ай бұрын

Brutalmoose did a great video on this game omg I forgot

@videoman954 5 ай бұрын

Why is the Scrooge final boss battle fight eerily similar to the Solomon Grundy fight in Arkham City?

@SpyDoTF2 3 ай бұрын

12:26 PORTAL 2 MENTIONED

@Eliassthepro 5 ай бұрын

I’d really like a video discussing the Apple vision pro

@Eliassthepro 5 ай бұрын

Really nice content btw

@RashidMadeMe 5 ай бұрын

Bro I fucking love your vids never stop, -fellow New Yorker

@arckosX 5 ай бұрын

i love this video about bioshock

@toastieprotogen6005 5 ай бұрын

a comment as sacrifice to boost this in the algorithm

@SuperDeez23 5 ай бұрын

20:04 That's what you call an anti-climatic ending

@pissedoffbucketguy9115 5 ай бұрын

I feel like your a dad whos talking to his friends about how weird the games his kid plays. With the way you seem genuinenly concerned over the smallest details