"The Pope is King of The Pedos" Jimmy On Religion | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr indulges us with his thoughts on the divisive topic of Religion! From his experience of the Catholic Church to Atheism, and EVEN Islam!
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@mymanslippy
@mymanslippy 3 жыл бұрын
“What are the Christians gonna do , forgive me ?” 😂😂😂😂
@kainable8769
@kainable8769 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, always!
@shaynejones7653
@shaynejones7653 2 жыл бұрын
@@kainable8769 Amen
@themrpantsman1757
@themrpantsman1757 Жыл бұрын
we watched the video
@DanielleKingdjdinosaur
@DanielleKingdjdinosaur 4 жыл бұрын
one of the few comedians that will make jokes about all three major faiths even islam
@hnys7976
@hnys7976 3 жыл бұрын
@@wasup8507 You are probably not a wahabi then...
@yazanhussam8182
@yazanhussam8182 3 жыл бұрын
@@hnys7976 a what?
@nay4658
@nay4658 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazanhussam8182 The sectarian ideology you mainly find in Saudi Arabia
@yazanhussam8182
@yazanhussam8182 3 жыл бұрын
@@nay4658 oh, thank you.
@capcompass9298
@capcompass9298 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazanhussam8182 It's a type of Japanese horse raddish from Saudi Arabia, isn't it?
@Hessian247
@Hessian247 2 жыл бұрын
“It looked like someone’s shadow got up and fucked off!” Jimmy, that’s on a another level of comedy
@abcun17
@abcun17 4 жыл бұрын
"A benevolent zombie who'll come back to save you..."🤣😂
@douggieseddon5711
@douggieseddon5711 3 жыл бұрын
@Marshall Davis jw1w11wjw2kw11ww1ll121212wjw22k1j1w1w11ttttototooytottotttttttttoutttuttttttttyttttttttttottoutyttttttttutttoyttttttttttttutttttyuttttttttttyutttutrtttttttuttoytttttttyror5r6i71llmlpkkkojjjx@ 3r23tt33r3r3r3rr3rytr3ioi3o2otooiyo3ourooiiurrorrri3oir1rooiori1otiiiryror1irori1toitiri1oyrroror11oir1oipriyriti1otr1tirotoi1rrort1irortioriyii1ir1i1rirrurttioiyirrrot1toriy1o1titi1triri1ru1iiro1itireirorwqkqelflpqkjojquqtuiooopppiiuggpppygiggiqgqqqkqlaallllajphipqaipuahaoahaauOHUGoouuuuhuuuuoihuuuuiupiuiupiuigpguuuuuupuouuiuuuggoiugpuoouugiguuuahgiagggiuuiguigiihugihuuiihiiiuiiigiiaiigiugahh(!@,?)!??)!,()&!!♡♡°♡♤₩!¥(*₩**-*₩₩*(-*₩*(-;¥-₩;₩&(*-*₩*₩&**&(₩--;₩-*(**♤[♡♡;₩*¥₩&₩;*&《♡♡♡♤]♡]♤]》《》》]♤》◇♡]》♡》]♡☆◇¡◇♡◇♧!◇☆°¡¡☆¡]¡☆♧¡♧¡☆◇☆¡☆¡☆♡◇♧¡☆°◇◇《¡¡◇°°◇°¡¡☆♧-!;₩,*-())*,(!@)(:#-###
@perdanielsorensen7775
@perdanielsorensen7775 3 жыл бұрын
But Jesus isn't a zombie, he's clearly a lich.
@Andreithelord
@Andreithelord 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is not a zombie. He is an archlich and, since he abandoned the physical, he is a demilich. Just sayin...
@Andreithelord
@Andreithelord 3 жыл бұрын
@@perdanielsorensen7775 technically he is an archlich since his alignment is lawful good. Also, since he is now incorporeal, he would be a demilich
@federalbureauofinvestigati5588
@federalbureauofinvestigati5588 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is a Lich not a zombie
@scarletstar9308
@scarletstar9308 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed the hardest when he said, “or Americans as we call them,” even though I am American.
@kainable8769
@kainable8769 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I am also American, some of the stereotypes the rest of the world has for us are definitely true.
@DaRuler66
@DaRuler66 Жыл бұрын
im not - thank god 🤣
@LetalisLatrodectus
@LetalisLatrodectus 5 жыл бұрын
Got an ad for israeli biblical studies during this show. I think youtube's algorithm is confused.
@katsaras1
@katsaras1 5 жыл бұрын
Naaaah, it's just the jews trying to confuse us
@TheFranksantana
@TheFranksantana 5 жыл бұрын
LoL... I too got the ad just before the show.
@andreijoseph1854
@andreijoseph1854 5 жыл бұрын
Same HAHAHAHAHA
@theinternet1424
@theinternet1424 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, if by "confused" you mean "a very complex and powerful machinery that's supposed to understand us, but doesn't really, yet we still make it more powerful than humans because we don't believe in ourselves as much as we do in technology and money"
@nwxzzz
@nwxzzz 4 жыл бұрын
Yo same wtf
@allthatstitching
@allthatstitching 5 жыл бұрын
‘In full kit rollerblading.’ 😂😂😂
@CoolBeansGG
@CoolBeansGG 4 жыл бұрын
"Creationists, very naive people, or Americans as we call them" i was dying
@tommyatkins2527
@tommyatkins2527 4 жыл бұрын
so apart from not paying taxes he is one of these wankers who slag off americans pompous wanker
@MrEvangelist777
@MrEvangelist777 4 жыл бұрын
Some of the greatest modern minds are creationists. John Lennox professor of maths at Oxford University, would you describe him as naive?
@shanehull6235
@shanehull6235 4 жыл бұрын
Tommy Atkins pretty accurate though don’t you think iv not met any English people that dumb and naive but plenty of Americans
@sususkir6981
@sususkir6981 4 жыл бұрын
@@tommyatkins2527 Americans are the only wankers here, mate
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 4 жыл бұрын
Unlike the US, the UK has an official state religion. I take no sides in this but he is clearly a hypocrite.
@smithy2
@smithy2 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how out there jimmy is, zero fcuks given 👍
@Johnsmith-fz2dm
@Johnsmith-fz2dm 4 жыл бұрын
Hes one of the very few comedians to mock Islam, people like Ricky Gervais only target Christianity, I think all relgion should be equally fucked.
@dontforgettolike7127
@dontforgettolike7127 5 жыл бұрын
"dear lord, what the fuckin hell was that all about?!!" If that was regular prayer, I would easily still be religious.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
You might be interested in Judaism if that's your perspective.
@Residentstrangr
@Residentstrangr 4 жыл бұрын
Raised catholic unfortunately and this helped with the healing thank you
@late8641
@late8641 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club!
@ytisfulloffreaks4189
@ytisfulloffreaks4189 Жыл бұрын
Praise Jesus!!
@arffco
@arffco 5 жыл бұрын
That shadow joke made me piss my self lucky I was in the toilet
@PC-qu7zk
@PC-qu7zk 5 жыл бұрын
It’s been a day it’s probably time to get out
@teemuleppa3347
@teemuleppa3347 5 жыл бұрын
Dude your aim sucks
@googletaqiyya184
@googletaqiyya184 5 жыл бұрын
I have never pissed myself in a toilet.
@Jeff_Vader
@Jeff_Vader 5 жыл бұрын
You pissed yourself lucky. I'm off to shit myself grammar is useful.
@LANGI902
@LANGI902 5 жыл бұрын
IN 😅
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 5 жыл бұрын
"The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy." Bill Maher
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher, the Jewish atheist in America, yes not welcome in UK and not really funny either. The scientific method is a Christian invention. Go figure.
@davidjames4521
@davidjames4521 5 жыл бұрын
@@angrytedtalks well that was rather daft of them, it's like a fish inventing a fishing rod.
@jayeisenhardt1337
@jayeisenhardt1337 5 жыл бұрын
Only a matter of logic. If there is one true God and all the world is his creation then to be closer to him is to understand his world and its fundamental rules. When people had many gods, each one would itself be an explanation and could contradict any other god without question.
@rbeck3200tb40
@rbeck3200tb40 5 жыл бұрын
The roman catholic church is of course NOT "The Church"
@unclewazza777
@unclewazza777 5 жыл бұрын
@@jayeisenhardt1337 To deep for Atheist you tubers. They prefer beliefs that fit there life styles not one that challenges it. They don't know what's coming. But they all deserve it.
@michaeld4861
@michaeld4861 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "Americans as we call them" at the end.... so accurate.
@Leoniiche
@Leoniiche 4 жыл бұрын
"Jesus Christ you look amazing" lol
@tex1751
@tex1751 3 жыл бұрын
I 😂
@martin2514
@martin2514 5 жыл бұрын
I love how every religion is fair game!!
@Lucas_Jeffrey
@Lucas_Jeffrey 5 жыл бұрын
except Islam. because, well, he's not an idiot
@matsjonsson9492
@matsjonsson9492 5 жыл бұрын
"People have been murdered over cartoons; End of moral analysis" - Sam Harris
@22grena
@22grena 5 жыл бұрын
Except Islam
@googletaqiyya184
@googletaqiyya184 5 жыл бұрын
Hardly. Count the Christian jokes and then those about other religions. Islam gets one weak ass nothing joke about a burka. Pathetic.
@coolname8511
@coolname8511 5 жыл бұрын
@@thebutcherofbenghazi.libya3348 Joseph was 90 and married Mary who was 12 according to the Bible
@finnstephens4724
@finnstephens4724 4 жыл бұрын
Got a religious AD on this video gotta love KZfaq picking up key words.
@caoimhejordan4047
@caoimhejordan4047 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: The Pope is the king of the pedos KZfaq: Let's show an ad of a priest talking about how great the Pope is
@nahomseyfu5893
@nahomseyfu5893 4 жыл бұрын
Bad joke, NI
@jonahmordhaim2705
@jonahmordhaim2705 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you tellin that you are an atheist? It doesn't make any sense in this context.
@nahomseyfu5893
@nahomseyfu5893 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonahmordhaim2705 dude said by the way so it does
@JoshuaFliszkiewicz
@JoshuaFliszkiewicz 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t like Jesus
@useyournogos6845
@useyournogos6845 4 жыл бұрын
You should, he was a good man.
@MargoMB19
@MargoMB19 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this so funny?! I'm not religious but I'm around the church a lot with my mother, so I thought I might find something in this video just a bit too much. But it's just all gold, I love it!
@kumaradityapratap8132
@kumaradityapratap8132 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is just on whole another level.... Hats off to the best stand up comedian in the world 🙏
@maxwellblaze7902
@maxwellblaze7902 2 жыл бұрын
Best?? Haha no
@Topper_Harley68
@Topper_Harley68 2 жыл бұрын
He is ok but far from the best.
@kumaradityapratap8132
@kumaradityapratap8132 2 жыл бұрын
@@Topper_Harley68 haha yeah best is subjective, may i know who you think is better? Would love to check them out 😁
@nem447
@nem447 5 жыл бұрын
If the gods didn't want us to joke about religion, they wouldn't have made religions so absurd.
@ZesPak
@ZesPak 5 жыл бұрын
they shouldn't have made most comedians atheists!
@chunnil4898
@chunnil4898 5 жыл бұрын
@gaatje niksaan I read it in the bible. The bible says the bible is true. God was a human, and god HATES you.
@joaogilgarcia
@joaogilgarcia 5 жыл бұрын
@gaatje niksaan lol / almost as funny as Jimmy Carr, just a bit delusional.
@ArranLaPaul
@ArranLaPaul 5 жыл бұрын
All religion is made up bullshittery made by men who fancied children especially in the Islamic religion
@Lunet1cus
@Lunet1cus 5 жыл бұрын
​@Ryan Snedden We are not all or better said automatically God's children. The gist of it is, if you believe in Jesus and accept Him you are God's children, it is through the blood of Jesus we are bonded with Him. If you deny Jesus, you are the seed of satan, he is your father. It goes all the way back to the garden of eden and eve partaking in the "fruit", which was not a literal fruit, more nefarious, where as the fruit she gave to adam was a literal fruit, not to go into details. I do not understand how you could think that someone believing in Christ is opposed to science, and that God is limited to the rules or order of our world/ plane of existence. The golden ration, also known as the "standard of beauty" is a mathematical formula that all of creation adheres to. That in itself is undeniable scientific proof of "intellectual design" not a cosmic coincidence. 1 Timothy 6:19 "...oppositions of science falsely so called:" The disciples where well aware of science, and then science which is not science, which is falsely called science. God gave people instructions on cleanliness and health to adhere to for the reason they did not have what we have today. One thing I'll point out that is scientific beyond a reasonable doubt that God gave man, which is written in Leviticus 17:11 "For the life of the flesh is in the blood:" and man only figured out what to make of it in the late 18th century. Jesus did not do signs and wonders for the sake of showing of, He did it so those who witnessed it would believe and spread word of it. Which is also why we don't walk by sight, but by faith. Much the same as you are walking by faith and not sight. I am not saying that you can look at a car and say it is not science, because it is science. There is a lot that isn't science and requires faith in order to believe, an example is evolution, it is no where scientifically proven let alone observable yet people believe in it, and that is called faith, because they are told that it is truth. Go a step further and look at all western pagan and eastern religions, where are the technological achievements or advancements? Yet when you follow history of where there was Christendom you had growth in knowledge and technological fields to the extent of what we are able to do today. The civilisations prior to it such as Babylon and then Egypt as an example, where given knowledge by the fallen sons of God, yet that knowledge is not around anymore. There is a fine line between truth (that encompasses science) and bullshit (that also encompasses science, but is not science) As a Christian I am all for science. I am competent enough to know that there is plenty of pseudo science
@serendipitygate9223
@serendipitygate9223 5 жыл бұрын
Insulting religious and Americans at the same time ? Sign me the fuck up
@Chilcutte
@Chilcutte 4 жыл бұрын
My religion on record has been *"David Bowie"* for about 26 years
@ibrahimjbutt
@ibrahimjbutt Жыл бұрын
I am a muslim...and I just rolled off my chair laughing... JC is just another level of comedy.... Absolutely amazing..!
@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes
@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes Жыл бұрын
Didn't Muhammed take a bath with a 6 hear old?
@Milosevic.
@Milosevic. Жыл бұрын
@@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes Muhammed was also a Homosexual, his inner-gay desires made him commit paedophilia.
@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes
@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes Жыл бұрын
@@Milosevic. He could run as a Democrat and win!
@guthrie_the_wizard
@guthrie_the_wizard 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! And important- gets folks to question a bit.
@moonbeambeth6704
@moonbeambeth6704 5 жыл бұрын
I'm cracking up a hernia on a bus😂...worth it...
@alexeastwood5029
@alexeastwood5029 5 жыл бұрын
This guy inhales when he laughs.
@johnblackledge4009
@johnblackledge4009 5 жыл бұрын
Vicious but brilliant!
@luvmywohdes1464
@luvmywohdes1464 4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Harrigon how can a joke be this bad at such a comedic brilliant video
@LovingTinha
@LovingTinha 5 жыл бұрын
Sign of a good comic, when you actually laugh at his jokes, and bonus for learning something at the same time
@bodspafc
@bodspafc 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s not afraid to mock Islam as well as the other made up shit.
@robertwoods3462
@robertwoods3462 4 жыл бұрын
I had a weird day in church, the priest put something funny in my mouth and told me not to swallow.
@sergeantnoone6920
@sergeantnoone6920 4 жыл бұрын
The last joke about Americans was 10/10
@hisvorpalsword
@hisvorpalsword 5 жыл бұрын
Laughing at immorality is moral.
@Moonslight7658
@Moonslight7658 5 жыл бұрын
You just described the only good reward in Gods world.
@chuggaa100
@chuggaa100 5 жыл бұрын
@@Moonslight7658 Can't own a world if you don't exist
@Moonslight7658
@Moonslight7658 5 жыл бұрын
@@chuggaa100 Lol
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 4 жыл бұрын
Please put that on a t-shirt!
@Emmet-id6xq
@Emmet-id6xq 4 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for Defending Christianity 😂😂😂
@splash7106
@splash7106 4 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I find this hilarious😂
@jhkk1269
@jhkk1269 3 жыл бұрын
Then grow up
@late8641
@late8641 3 жыл бұрын
And you're still not questioning your beliefs? Incredible.
@JakeWitmer
@JakeWitmer Жыл бұрын
@@late8641 "doublethink"
@MALEMUSE
@MALEMUSE 4 жыл бұрын
Love ur work...
@sanguinius540
@sanguinius540 4 жыл бұрын
Im a muslim myself but i found this funny
@Machoke98
@Machoke98 4 жыл бұрын
have to love british comedians,jimmy and ricky gervais aren't afraid to call out theists on their bullshit
@andrewmaclean4817
@andrewmaclean4817 4 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave.
@ddmansfield3677
@ddmansfield3677 Жыл бұрын
Not brave,... Honest
@Lukevin99
@Lukevin99 4 жыл бұрын
"Or a ninja" LOL LOL LOL
@SML1010THAI
@SML1010THAI 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂👍🇬🇧
@starryskies9655
@starryskies9655 4 жыл бұрын
The Chess jokes have to be my favorites, I think
@amulyamishra5745
@amulyamishra5745 3 жыл бұрын
I got the ad for The Urdu Free Thinker in this 😂
@donaldrichardson9545
@donaldrichardson9545 Жыл бұрын
The zingers on the end tile though
@sandakureva
@sandakureva 5 жыл бұрын
Oh this was good. Jimmy Carr has made a fan out of me. Come to America. I'll buy a ticket.
@whatthepaaak9444
@whatthepaaak9444 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy carr in his natural habitat
@ciaranbrenn1003
@ciaranbrenn1003 5 жыл бұрын
The first add I got during this video was for Hebrew lessons
@honimirmikunda4011
@honimirmikunda4011 4 жыл бұрын
I WANT THOSE T-SHIRTS :D
@goose3941
@goose3941 5 жыл бұрын
This is good
@Insomniac_tv
@Insomniac_tv 4 жыл бұрын
Why can’t we have comedy like this more often he sayin facts
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy in general is about realism tho...
@Kristina-jw6un
@Kristina-jw6un 4 жыл бұрын
fear is usually the answer
@thrasheusanonymous
@thrasheusanonymous 4 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was an atheist and he was good!!
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
@@thrasheusanonymous He was catholic at first tho, and realized how faulty it was. Most american religious atheists start off as religious but once they read the bible, they become atheists, as the old joke goes.
@raycope2086
@raycope2086 5 жыл бұрын
Great Jimmy!
@georgecoull4647
@georgecoull4647 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you come to Pittsburgh PA in the US
@A.R.C.77
@A.R.C.77 5 жыл бұрын
New sub 😂👍
@kortess7900
@kortess7900 5 жыл бұрын
That chess joke got me dead
@WiseDragon50
@WiseDragon50 4 жыл бұрын
4:45 He let Jesus take the wheel
@jdabseerl4016
@jdabseerl4016 5 жыл бұрын
The Gary Glitter name drop the best.
@jaydynbernard3218
@jaydynbernard3218 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I live in Regents Park but in QLD Australia 😂😂
@ayushchawdhary537
@ayushchawdhary537 4 жыл бұрын
Hey just wanted to know Queens ever performed in Queensland.
@michaelbarnes7351
@michaelbarnes7351 4 жыл бұрын
The chess jokes were awesome.
@STEVIEDVD
@STEVIEDVD 4 жыл бұрын
Nice👍
@capsulecorpa.t.186
@capsulecorpa.t.186 5 жыл бұрын
This guy’s my new favorite
@englishmaninfrance661
@englishmaninfrance661 5 жыл бұрын
Well, well. Carr being quite amusing
@USMCasper
@USMCasper 4 жыл бұрын
I was reading the shadow joke going what? Right as he told it. It was a ninja.
@mosienko1983
@mosienko1983 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ you look amazing! love this whole set!
@scottmccluremcclure3916
@scottmccluremcclure3916 5 жыл бұрын
Do one about Mohammed
@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111
@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 5 жыл бұрын
you butthurt idiots need to calm down, why the fuck would he do that, he wants to keep his career you dumbass, why should he be challenged to show how big his balls are to some loser on the internet lol, or anyone, its his life and his job he can joke about wtf he wants, grow the fuck up ya pussy.
@doctormo1233
@doctormo1233 4 жыл бұрын
@@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 ikr
@earthman4222
@earthman4222 5 жыл бұрын
What makes it so funny us that the "crowd" doesn't know when to laugh.
@OH_MY_DOGGG
@OH_MY_DOGGG 5 жыл бұрын
Sinead oconnor seems to be a litmus test for how slow we are to really really realize shit.
@davidholgate5472
@davidholgate5472 4 жыл бұрын
Good patter 👍🏻
@user-ii1iy8fz1d
@user-ii1iy8fz1d 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, gratitude for referencing Bill Hicks -forgive me. X
@Pumpherstonsmith
@Pumpherstonsmith 4 жыл бұрын
I used to know a lapsed Jehovah`s witness, he used to ring doorbells and run away.
@the3rdcubed565
@the3rdcubed565 3 жыл бұрын
I dont care if it looks racist im getting off the bus 😂
@VisenyaTargaryen220
@VisenyaTargaryen220 4 жыл бұрын
1:33 I died.
@fonroo0000
@fonroo0000 3 жыл бұрын
1:54 that made me lose it 😂
@Grimkahn1901
@Grimkahn1901 4 жыл бұрын
11:08 I took so much offense to that 😂
@markmclendon8621
@markmclendon8621 3 жыл бұрын
strangely enough we naive Americans refused to believe in the divine right of kings
@mosienko1983
@mosienko1983 2 жыл бұрын
of course, that wasn't our idea -and unfortunately too many of us stopped right there.
@ddmansfield3677
@ddmansfield3677 Жыл бұрын
What?????? Tf does that mean?????
@ddmansfield3677
@ddmansfield3677 Жыл бұрын
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔
@markmclendon8621
@markmclendon8621 Жыл бұрын
@@ddmansfield3677 we rebelled against the divine right of kings many followed suit
@rickywaterman1963
@rickywaterman1963 3 жыл бұрын
at 3:05 is that Nick Frost.... looks like him.
@olanrewajuihenacho178
@olanrewajuihenacho178 Жыл бұрын
‘In nomine patris, kiddly fiddly’ -- the Pub Landlord
@anazguric
@anazguric 4 жыл бұрын
4:36 He should've said : " I've let him nail me" 🤣
@deadmanx484
@deadmanx484 3 жыл бұрын
As an Indian and an atheist from a Hindu family. ..........fucking finally someone targeted it.... Damn! I'm honored
@mallow173
@mallow173 2 жыл бұрын
You good sir...are a total Hoot!!!
@grafikschwarzmarkt
@grafikschwarzmarkt 2 жыл бұрын
Where was the „Christians Against Teenage-Pregnancy“ acronym joke? CAT-P 😅
@alexisjuillard4816
@alexisjuillard4816 4 жыл бұрын
There are 10% of people who saw this got offznded and downrated. How much had any real arguments to put forth in the comments? Lol
@Gxlto
@Gxlto 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@densalbeach1
@densalbeach1 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy has taken religious jokes ten steps further than where Dave Allen left off, and he was incredibly funny too!
@godzzz1524
@godzzz1524 3 жыл бұрын
8:17 also me
@Menhtrol
@Menhtrol 4 жыл бұрын
I want those shirts
@aussieinnz4611
@aussieinnz4611 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy was that Comedy or just the absolute Truth🤔⭐ Brilliant 💯 Leanne
@j1mmyuk389
@j1mmyuk389 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I ain’t even watched the video yet but the AD that just came on was on about God and depression in the church wtf
@ivanivonovich9863
@ivanivonovich9863 5 жыл бұрын
Why not try "Ad Blocker"? Works real fine... No more annoying ads.
@luvmywohdes1464
@luvmywohdes1464 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanivonovich9863 maybe he wanna support certain creators
@leejamestheliar2085
@leejamestheliar2085 4 жыл бұрын
ASTROTHEOLOGist, thank you!
@djjordan1019
@djjordan1019 5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy.
@aliciaphillips8796
@aliciaphillips8796 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! You're hilarious. And you're so sweet to give yourself to jesus like that. I'm surprised he went for a position outside of missionary... you must have been tickled pink!
@dogfish3373
@dogfish3373 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@AFishBicycle
@AFishBicycle 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, his pink got tickled
@thebodykeepsthescore2828
@thebodykeepsthescore2828 4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Harrigon Who's we? You and your extra chromosomes?
@troyjacobsson9609
@troyjacobsson9609 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Harrigon lmao you’re so salty
@ddmansfield3677
@ddmansfield3677 Жыл бұрын
He didn't give himself to Jesus..... He basically said Jesus doesn't exist.... Wtf you completely misunderstood him like a typical Christian.....
@foxsux6000
@foxsux6000 5 жыл бұрын
In hell they play a track of Jimmy Carr's annoying laugh on a never ending loop to the tune of the haunting North Korean wakeup siren..
@evanray8413
@evanray8413 5 жыл бұрын
ouch
@saiyaniam
@saiyaniam 5 жыл бұрын
Aeehhh eeeeh ehhh eeeha
@WelcomeToMyDream
@WelcomeToMyDream 5 жыл бұрын
That would be horrifying if Hell was real!
@foxsux6000
@foxsux6000 5 жыл бұрын
@@WelcomeToMyDream yeah ^x^
@GGLD888
@GGLD888 5 жыл бұрын
Very clever
@albertus7516
@albertus7516 4 жыл бұрын
Outrageous and unfounded blather. 10 Hail Marys.
@daxdarve8817
@daxdarve8817 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 yep that's religion all other sad weak and intolerant
@martinjeffery3590
@martinjeffery3590 4 жыл бұрын
I think Mohamed holds that title which will never be taken away
@istvansipos9940
@istvansipos9940 4 жыл бұрын
police be upon him!
@fooman65
@fooman65 5 жыл бұрын
Never a truer word been said.
@alastairwright2671
@alastairwright2671 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he said a lot of stuff during this 11:30 minutes video so you're going to have to elaborate on that one I'm afraid.
@dantechisom8804
@dantechisom8804 4 жыл бұрын
"...nom di padre, fillet of fish thing"
@jaksongpg
@jaksongpg 5 жыл бұрын
He put this up to get feedback - only reason
@abbas_ali
@abbas_ali 4 жыл бұрын
And ticket sales.
@JamesElliott92
@JamesElliott92 5 жыл бұрын
Someone’s contract has just expired 👀
@zhasangjekaj958
@zhasangjekaj958 5 жыл бұрын
The great thing about Islam is they can take a joke that was so funny
@Johnsmith-fz2dm
@Johnsmith-fz2dm 5 жыл бұрын
12 people at charlie hebdo would disagree.....
@zhasangjekaj958
@zhasangjekaj958 5 жыл бұрын
osama binpoohead I hear you , that was sarcasm,
@jayeisenhardt1337
@jayeisenhardt1337 5 жыл бұрын
Islam: Am I a joke to you? I'm about to end this man's whole career.
@rbeck3200tb40
@rbeck3200tb40 5 жыл бұрын
They actually cant and would murder you
@Johnsmith-fz2dm
@Johnsmith-fz2dm 5 жыл бұрын
@@zhasangjekaj958 ah sorry, I missed that.
@pauldavidson2415
@pauldavidson2415 4 жыл бұрын
10:13 they’ve edited that bit
@mr.niceguy8201
@mr.niceguy8201 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant!
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