"The point of the kryptonite wasn't to make it easy, it was to make it *possible* " finally someone was honest about what kryptonite actually means in a fight against Superman.

Should have started with the "Do not target her." Instructions. Also probably a good warning, depending on the settings on that plasma cannon it could straight up heal him

I love how the predators are basically the guys who derail the dnd campaign because they wanted to fight god lol

"Now *that's* a punchline!" -The Joker

Could've sworn I heard the sound of a sonic punch connecting.

"Yep. He entered orbit at mach 7. I bet if I had super hearing, I'd hear the pop."

I'm surprised he hit them soft enough for you to hear bones break.

I'm surprised that Superman hadn't just broke into your office. Because, he would have heard your whole conversation.

considering that Superman also has super hearing, he probably heard the whole conversation and knows that someone not only knew about Lois, his strengths and weaknesses, but also tries to assist villains in their villainous schemes

I like to think that superman was listening the entire time and as soon as the predators said they were going after her he just folded them.

"You can't Fck with Lois Lane" - Posion Ivy

“The point of the kryptonite wasn’t to make it easier it was to make it possible.” LMAO

Would love to see one of these where it is Predators vs Squirrel Girl

The warning should have been, if you dont want to know how it feels when the SUN enters you mouth, dont go after her

Oooh that must have hurt for like 2 seconds....

but then he conveniently forgot to mention to the client that superman can hear your conversation to each other.

Superman has super hearing. He likely could hear you tell them to attack people.

I get what he's saying. Superman used his super hearing and immediately crunched that predator.

I wonder how yautja are about using innocents as bait. In theory they'd stalk Lois and if she's a reporter they'd probably take her vocal range and make an auditory lure to bring out Clark cause most members of the general public aren't armed or would fight them.

Okay that was actually extremely disturbing.... Subbing at this very moment

I think I’d be fun to see one of the “good guys” who either breaks the forth wall or has really good hearing talk with the villain hotline guy.

Superman heard this entire conversation he heard Lois and it was over

Predator is that one client we all have that we wish. Would just listen to our recommendations, but never does.

I'm surprised there are any Predators left at this point.

I mean, All-Star Supes heard the whole conversation and he's already at ACME. Better bust out the kryptonite real quick.

It’s impressive equipment being able to hear a Yautja’s bones breaking on impact with the moon.

Reminds me of the time joker thought it was a good idea to threaten Lois in the Batmobile

That last sentence was god tier amazing.

Wonder why he didn't tell hi. To modify his weapons to use Krytonite

Yeah... i knew what was gonna happen from reading the title

When the warning label comes after

I sware I herd a pop.

Legend says he's still in the hospital to this day.

Superman, into the their communicator: You know I can hear you, right?

The pred as he groans: "I already shot her....i already shot her"

You ever think about the fact that Superman probably heard this entire conversation? I have

Can we take a moment to appreciate that our man doing support almost caused another "Injustice" Incursion.

He will never learn with them. They are like TFS Goku.

Since theirs bones are broken I’m guessing they killed or came very close to killing Louis. Sups only kill when someone kill Louis

The things they don't teach you about in customer support training.... Kinda like the main villain from "The Crow"... "Ohh, that's gotta hurt"....

He went into orbit at Mach 7. If you had superhearing you'd hear the POP -Superman (Superman vs. The Elite)

There needs to be a anime or show based on this

If you don't wanna use Kryptonite because it would make it too "easy" them just acquire some magic weapons, those can hurt Superman, heck it may be possible to get the gear they have enchanted if they really want.

Note to self, never ask this man "What's the worst thing you've heard over the headset?" Johnny's probably got more stories than my stomach can handle.

Ol' Supes about to paint the town dayglo green

He also got to ask is it morally gray Superman or Peak nice boy Superman

Gotta respect Predator's dedication.

Awww! Superman gave that guy a hug!

You know with his super hearing he could probably hear the whole back and forth of the conversation the second Lois was mentioned he got wrecked.

*One Winged Angel plays in the background*

Finally someone who understands Kryptonians. Without Kryptonite, Red Solar Energy or, powerful magic Kryptonians are nothing short of deities.

Reminds me of an episode of the 1990’s Superman cartoon and the airplane hijackers realizing how much trouble they were in by hijacking a plane with Lois Lane onboard

I can just imagine the other end of the phone😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOK FOR LOIS GOT IT

Bro just started injustice

That’s the story of how the predator set in motion another injustice universe

Personally, I'm still waiting on a skit where a former villain calls and starts asking about a bunch of suspicious charges that are on their, fairly, inactive account (they might use it to get items for some small pet project, but nothing really big, and the recent charges are clearly not theirs).

Damn, the predator got hit with injustice Superman

He’ll just sneeze away whatever is left of the predator species

Superman probably heard the whole conversation too😂😂

Reminds me of the hitman joke audio “thats my only son protect him at all costs”

Just found you today shits awesome 👍

Funnily enough. The one above her on the No Touch List is Jimmy Olsen.

I forget which animated movie it was but 2 Normal thugs accidentally kidnap Lois while stealing a helicopter. The way they react when she tells them her name is priceless

at this point I'm wondering how the Yautja still exist.

I'm surprised he didn't knock on the door. You know, 'super hearing' and all that.

imagine they got that pink kryptonite instead of normal kryptonite, actually the other colors in general would be good to touch on with a vs

The entire Yautja species have contracted Goku Syndrome

You need to make one with Johnny Snow from Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog.

"Do you want Injustice? Because this is how you get Injustice!"

If villains had a hotline Superman would of known about it

Most people are under the impression that Kryptonite makes superman a crack addict with severe withdrawal. Nah man, that makes him Captain America.

"There's a lady names lois". Superman: "WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!"

Every bone at once holy crap.

Ouch 😣

"Peter. The Yautja is here."

RIP

Do you realize Superman only calls you out of his outstanding etiquette . He listens to your phone calls !

Superman and the other heroes have unintentionally given this man more trauma than any villan could willingly give him

That sound has a technical term. It is called crepitus and is more commonly associated with knuckle and joint popping but does also refer to the crunching of bone common in greenstick fractures. Like wet sticks being snapped. Hope I squigged you with that one.

Maybe we should introduce the predators to General Zod.

Note: Superman can see radio waves.

I'm imagining that the targeting lasers were on Lois after checking her name tag and the last thing he saw was either the shot dispersing of the S shield or Superman's angry face. A face not even Darkseid is happy to see up close.

Dude you need to start an anime with these

Yautja are like Chihuahuas, to courageous for their own good... But honestly, their are quite powerful and really scary when haunting, but they tend to think that they are the Apex, forgetting their own limit's... That's why a defeate from time to time, to humble ones believe in the own capabilities, is so important. Sending them against fair opponents should be the responsible think, not letting them known what's potential out there, they are to easy tempted...

At least he didn't mention good ol Jimmy Olsen

Honestly, these are fantastic 😂

Another idea is Predators vs the various types of Terminators. Also Terminators vs any other villians/heros. Edit: Also along these look nes Predator vs Sarah Connor.

Villian Support .... did that Predator get Joker-ed?

We need to pray for them

If you are going to fight him, remember one thing…. Don’t

[You hear a voice cpm8ng from the headset] "John...I know you cam hear me. I know you didn't send them on purpose,...Right?"

Imagine the Predators trying to go after Dr Fate.

At this point the predators should be banned from the hotline there is no helping them

Given the Predators nature to hunt the strongest beings telling him not to antagonize someone like Goku, Superman or master chief I’m convinced that the hotline operator is actually egging him on

The amusing thing is. As Batman stated. Superman might break every bone in his body. However he won't kill him. Probably the only opponent which overmatches them that won't actually kill them. Makes me wonder how good their medical technology is. Maybe they'll keep coming back.

Superman didn't stop the Predator. Batman did.

Thought he was gonna say "the sound someone makes when they get thrown into orbit and break the sound barrier with their face"

What’s really sad about this a memory before this happen Clark was just chilling at home soaking up a field , then the predator had to f around ….

I just found this channel today. This is funny, and I just subscribed

"the point of the kryptonite is not to nake it easy, is to make it possible" Yep, and of people seem to miss that