The Presidents Debate Jon Snow's Parentage

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Glidus

Жыл бұрын

don't even get donald started on rennifer longwaters

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@Glidus Жыл бұрын

yo happy silly day, or should i say silly WEEK!! that's right it's the Glidus Presents: The April Fools' Extravabonanza Week of Content Releasing!!! tune in tomorrow for some more nonsense!!! hahahaha i love silly week!~ episode 8 video is done! it was supposed to be released today but youtube was being Very Silly, in accordance with the calendar date. it is currently up for supporters, that being Patrons, Twitch subs, and NEW: KZfaq members, which are now a thing! if you care! paying for youtube videos is silly but you can do it anyway if you want! post your jimmy carter theories below!

@ojs94bronco43 Жыл бұрын

Trump loves the wall. He should’ve been Jon Snow.

@22015slee Жыл бұрын

jimmy carter was abducted by the giant hare people and replaced by an automaton, with ironically better politics

@hotdog8109 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carter is being held in a cryogenic chamber to keep him alive.

@greedoMountain Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carter wrote the season 8 skript

@simcoe4045 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carter is the dusky woman.

@sinsemarrow9573 Жыл бұрын

Since the video begins when Joe joins the call and ends when he leaves, we can conclude that Joe is the POV character

@HOTD108_ Жыл бұрын

No way, since at 3:05 Joe mutes the call, and yet we can no longer hear Joe and can still hear Obamna and Donald. Clearly you're just a casual fan of Glimboos. Even if Biden just muted himself, he still can't be the POV character because we can't hear him listening to Preston Jacobs during that time.

@krissuyx Жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ Didn't he just mute himself?

@PabbyPabbles Жыл бұрын

Is it a "JOE" chapter, or is he only an occasional so he gets something like "THE OLD HOPE OF HOUSE BLUE"

@demil42 Жыл бұрын

@@PabbyPabbles Since it's the first video of silly week, maybe it's a prologue. RIP Joe Biden if that's the case.

@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын

@@PabbyPabbles “The Dark Brandon”

@Provavelmente_o_Caio Жыл бұрын

The use of AI has truly reached its peak

@ruigerd Жыл бұрын

We have to stop using it now, any other content will just defile the legacy of this video

@jesses5463 Жыл бұрын

Having 3 privileged whites debate the parentage of another privileged white is AI's peak? AI's peak will be when it pays all the reparations it owes. Everything AI does or will ever do was built on the backs of black slaves!

@Wveth Жыл бұрын

I am never going to unsee the Biden-Viserys chimera. Thanks Glidus 10/10

@Glidus Жыл бұрын

i saved the png as "nightmare biden"

@CharlieQuartz Жыл бұрын

The Clinton-Tywin frankenstein is also disturbingly uncanny imo

@Game-pv5jx Жыл бұрын

loved it too

@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын

Dark Brandon is so 2022 Dragon Brandon is where it at

@Milkra Жыл бұрын

“I’m tired Kamala, I’m gonna go to bed”

@BananaMystic Жыл бұрын

"He just watches Alt Schwift X" Damn, Gladius, you really calling out your fans like that? I feel attacked

@thomasvrielink299 Жыл бұрын

I think he said Alt Shift X. You probably don't know him, but he's a real piece of work, nothing like our guy Schwifty...

@BananaMystic Жыл бұрын

@@thomasvrielink299 Oh, legit. I probably misheard. That Alt Shift X guy sounds like a rapscallion. A real ne'er-do-well. A misanthrope, even.

@masterplokoon8803 Жыл бұрын

@@thomasvrielink299 Alt Shift X is Schwifty's evil twin.

@gingersmash1371 Жыл бұрын

I come back daily to hear “ Ned wasn’t laying pipe with Ashara, he was a shy boy” 😂

@raeste.claire7093 22 күн бұрын

I HEARD “asshai boy”

@spevinkaceyheterosexualchi36 Жыл бұрын

Hearing Trump tell Biden he's gonna send him a link to a Preston Jacobs video series is just... surreal.

@eric2500 Жыл бұрын

LITTLE BIT...!

@xtzyshuadog Жыл бұрын

It's unreal to think he would send him the link of a Critical Thinker in public

@Methus3lah Жыл бұрын

“This would be a lot easier if Jon had a birth certificate” I CAN’T

@alphasword5541 Жыл бұрын

It's actually terrifying how conversational and normal Obama sounds

@HisameArtwork 2 ай бұрын

I found it funny how coherent and articulate Trump was. Real one would never stay on track like this, or respond with counterargument to the topic in hand.

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Ай бұрын

@@HisameArtworkyeah, I could see Obama carrying on in a conversation like this, but I can’t see Trump staying on topic long enough to make a coherent case for any theory.

@Arcanecide Жыл бұрын

"And they don't even grow in that climate" Lmao starting us off lemony fresh 😎

@hailorange7509 Жыл бұрын

this is a masterpiece, even though it fails to address the obviously correct theory that Jon Snow was conceived by the midichlorians

@TheSpaceCommunist Жыл бұрын

Creamy Sheev does it again!

@n.c.kupfermann1023 Жыл бұрын

From what house are these midichlorians

@za1du 6 ай бұрын

No no no no no, Jon is the secret son of patchface (who is btw just podrick on hotpies shoulders) and Val

@rabbidkoala673 Жыл бұрын

"This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making shit up." while arguing that brandon and ashara are jon's parents

@QuinnTheGM Жыл бұрын

I have to believe that the only reason Jimmy Carter is still alive is some form of time travel, so i'd bet he's pulling the strings on this discussion Bloodraven-style

@shadowdemon2272 Жыл бұрын

Your next theory video will be a bit different I see...❤

@kingdancekiller Жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s alive somewhere in a peanut tree.

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

@@kingdancekiller Uh, bush. They grow in the ground, not on trees.

@kingdancekiller Жыл бұрын

@@neuralmute No, Bush was in the video alreadyz

@joespheigo2061 Жыл бұрын

I think Jimmy was made into McDonald's at Trump's lunch.

@FlyingwithFire Жыл бұрын

I think Jon's real father is Glidus and his mom is alt schift x its a twist nobody would see coming

@adamm2091 Жыл бұрын

Subverted my peabrain expectations

@brigittehuber9745 Жыл бұрын

wait, WHAT? Wasn't Glidus the mom and Alt Schwift X the dad??? I'm confused now D:

@minnumseerrund Жыл бұрын

@@brigittehuber9745 they're both the mom you racist

@l.e.b.3541 Жыл бұрын

No, Jons father is Karl "fooking" Tanner

@ruigerd Жыл бұрын

I don't know why my mind went here but I want to know who is the top and bottom in this relationship

@roykim1297 Жыл бұрын

Finally. What presidential debates should actually sound like.

@Rougarou99 Жыл бұрын

“Brandon Stark would have gone to Trump University” actually makes sense.

@eren__morwen5947 Жыл бұрын

Just the start about lemons is such a deep reference that casual fan has no damn clue whats going on

@kockovod7850 Жыл бұрын

@YellowBunny Жыл бұрын

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand lemongate. The references are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of biology and geography most of the hints will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Danny's biased memory, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from GRRM literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these theories, to realise that they're not just theories- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don't know about lemongate truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in Danny's memory of the lemon tree, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as GRRM's genius wit unfolds itself in his books. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a lemongate tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

@wisdommanari6701 Жыл бұрын

@@YellowBunny did....did you just copypasta lemongate via Rick and morty? I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified

@YellowBunny Жыл бұрын

@@wisdommanari6701 mayhaps

@hithedragon7842 11 ай бұрын

I feel like if you're invested in the fandom enough to be watching this video, you probably know about the lemons.

@The_Wrath_of_Conn Жыл бұрын

All the Preston Jacobs easter eggs here make me smile lmao

@meat_drapes4887 Жыл бұрын

This is what I imagine if Gludus, Preston and schwifty got in an argument

@sardonically-inclined7645 Жыл бұрын

I don't want to wait an entire year for another one of these 😂

@kingdancekiller Жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree that Ronald Reagan would be the quintessential ASoIaF Horse Theorist.

@zeoxyman Жыл бұрын

That, or he's a Hollywood guy who likes twists, so his favorite character is Show Euron

@eric2500 Жыл бұрын

Well now King dance killer, that's a dingusy thing to say, heh heh heh...it's morning in Westeros...What was I saying?

@sinistralhydra Жыл бұрын

Ronald Rhaegar

@ClaireYunFarronXIII Жыл бұрын

It was only a matter of time until this was going to come, and I'm impressed. I love to imagine Trump watching Preston Jacobs.

@linnchut3126 Жыл бұрын

TRUMP!

@Sealionborn Жыл бұрын

Preston really is just conspiracy theories for fantasy nerds at the end of the day.

@dasaggropop1244 Жыл бұрын

he is probably somewhere in the comments calling him a deranged lib

@rigel2112 Жыл бұрын

Trump/Jacobs 2024!

@MyUserTubeAccount Жыл бұрын

@@dasaggropop1244 well, he is

@MrThiem10 Жыл бұрын

Trump is the type of guy who watches PJ religiously, then goes to his stream to write the most horrendous political takes possible

@Glidus Жыл бұрын

oh my god

@spork1515 Жыл бұрын

HAHA TOO TRUE

@ingolfringolfrson1577 Жыл бұрын

What? What do you mean? Nobody does that 👀👀👀

@REXAURDAAPEKING Жыл бұрын

Obamas the type of dude that reads the book and then drone strikes an Arab hospital

@arvaakuka8568 Жыл бұрын

Hey that's me

@garthmarenghi9040 Жыл бұрын

Joe: "Is this fandom this toxic all the time?" Barack, dejectedly: "Yes." Donald, emphatically: "Yes!" OMG I feel seen.

@sodaandstars4389 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the most civil ASOIAF discussion I've ever seen 😭😭

@BananaMystic Жыл бұрын

I actually stopped what I was doing for this glimbus

@chyawanprash Жыл бұрын

You are a true servant of the crown.

@crazymusicman13 Жыл бұрын

this vid has some of the best personality added. a bunch of these assign random personalities to the three but this one they are a mix of their real life personas and fans you might encounter online

@adityaagarwal6640 Жыл бұрын

The silence on the Wylla issue is deafening

@simcoe4045 Жыл бұрын

These guys have some interesting takes. I’d like to see them in the next Schwifty&Glimbus stream.

@masterplokoon8803 Жыл бұрын

"You can't be mad about them changing the books when you clearly haven't read them" "Melania was just like this" "He just watches Alt Shift X" "This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making stuff up" Trump really had the best lines😅

@nurdersvw8070 Жыл бұрын

Joe probably also believes that Quentyn is dead...

@Crispifordthe3rd515 Жыл бұрын

But he is...unless this is a joke I'm not getting. Then he *isn't* dead, and you're right 👀

@tomorrow6378 Жыл бұрын

Joe probably doesnt even know Quentyn existed. He only watched the show. :D

@nurdersvw8070 Жыл бұрын

@@tomorrow6378 or he just forgot that he did

@pizzaroles9064 Жыл бұрын

"racist swedish woman" I gasped

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Ай бұрын

I don’t get it. What’s that a reference to?

@thaneofwhiterun3562 Жыл бұрын

Fun reminder that we've reached the point of book starvation that Preston Jacobs is literally writing winds of winter off how he thinks the story will progress based on the previous books. It's in his channel. George doesn't even have to write anymore XD

@MrTheamir Жыл бұрын

“I’ll send you a link to a Preston Jacobs series” haahahah Brings back memories ❤

@sanderflop Жыл бұрын

damn Trump really knows his ASOIAF

@theprimo100 Жыл бұрын

Because he's really Aegon V.

@Crispifordthe3rd515 Жыл бұрын

Exept the whole R + L thing. He likes being the contrarian though

@masterplokoon8803 Жыл бұрын

"He just watches Alt Shift X" was a pretty awesome line.

@doghat1619 Жыл бұрын

Jon Snow's real father is.... Preston Jacobs

@cftyftyufyfuyfty Жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@lostalone9320 Жыл бұрын

Preston II Jacobs is going to be the main POV character in the last book.

@Glidus Жыл бұрын

ooh that's a deep cut

@saintbastion Жыл бұрын

Viserys biden is something I never thought I’d see in my life

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

It's something I never knew I needed until I saw it.

@xtzyshuadog Жыл бұрын

*This is the MOST articulate and presidential one of them has ever sounded.*

@chadsummerchild1120 Жыл бұрын

Ned wasn’t laying pipe with Ashara, he was a good boy 😅

@alexanderguerrero347 Жыл бұрын

It’s true though

@bridgetg6857 Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderguerrero347 Nah. Their child was Allyria.

@Crispifordthe3rd515 Жыл бұрын

He was a good boy, through and through

@sodaandstars4389 Жыл бұрын

She came to him tho

@MrAkilleus Жыл бұрын

"Melania was just like this." 😂😂😂😂😂

@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Жыл бұрын

This was great an all, but it just makes me wish we could get Lincolns take on "hot pie is the shrouded lord"

@rachellivingston9232 Жыл бұрын

The idea of multiple presidents putting aside their differences to have an indepth discussion on discord about their favorite theories is oddly wholesome.

@rubenfajardo7064 Жыл бұрын

"it's in the show they say it like 3 different times" And those are the only times in all 8 seasons that Jon's parents are fully acknowledged

@RoseKoneko Жыл бұрын

Oh god why is this? It’s basically every comment section of every lore video I’ve seen. But presidents. Love it. Thank you papa glidus

@Charles-In-Charge Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe you’ve led the ASOIAF fandom into this trend

@cooperdiehr5116 Жыл бұрын

“Bill issue” is a great line

@poenpotzu2865 Жыл бұрын

This is the best April fools gift

@logancarlile8895 Жыл бұрын

2:53 “joe, you’re not helping” is fucking gold

@silveratlas2706 Жыл бұрын

Thanks I needed 5 minutes of nonsense to brighten my mood😂👌 I always wondered what the fandom discussed before the show caught up to the books, really sad I joined too late, it sounded like a really hilarious place to be.

@user-kt2ko6vt2q Жыл бұрын

If only Donald could sound this calm, as if he's thinking about what he's saying irl.

@Wafflbaum Жыл бұрын

This is my favourite brand of videos on youtube atm, hell yeah

@MrPhbahia Жыл бұрын

a timeline analysis of the Rebellion would be awesome, heh

@OfficialRedTeamReview Жыл бұрын

You had me at "Obamna" hahaha

@obviousalias132 Жыл бұрын

Does Preston know Trump is a huge fan? What are his thoughts?

@joshuaswart8211 2 ай бұрын

What’s hilarious about this is that Obama was an actual GOT fan.

@shan_2933 Жыл бұрын

I was watching the ranking video for the millionth time and u drop this. Thank u 🖤

@tunguskalumberjack9987 Жыл бұрын

So true- I frequently rewatch it (or listen to it) when I can’t decide what to put on. At this point I have a lot of it memorized- I was almost knocked dead with surprise when I saw this post!

@travismiddleton8218 Жыл бұрын

Another triumph! Please do more of these. They are hilarious

@caseyhart4999 Жыл бұрын

I gotta say if this was a real thing it would break records in viewership. Great work.

@DiamondAxolotl Жыл бұрын

“I never liked that stuff, too on the nose” LMAO

@dbilly121 Жыл бұрын

It'd be fucking hilarious if it was revealed that Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon were bastards all along.

@DLLW93 8 ай бұрын

This is pure Order of the Greenhand schizo theory and I fucking LIVE for it

@sardonically-inclined7645 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for making my day, Glimbo 😂👍

@MrPhbahia Жыл бұрын

the best presidential debate ever

@Jax0n_Jax0ff Жыл бұрын

Took a break from reading Feast to watch this. Worth it

@tonichan89 Жыл бұрын

Whatever price we're going to pay for this technology, it was worth it... for this.

@smokingmirror8482 Жыл бұрын

This video has the best thumbnail i've seen in my life. Nice job mate.

@holysecret2 Жыл бұрын

It's really neat how some of the pauses make them feel more natural, like they are considering their words, for example 3:34, and Obama at one point in particular as well. Though there are some clunky bits where it doesn't feel as natural, but these are certainly impressive parts.

@liliesaregoodfortheliver2954 Жыл бұрын

"and lemons don't even grow in that climate" damn Obama was elected when I was in grade school and I've never paid attention to him until now.

@lukebarroso449 Жыл бұрын

This is amazing work Glindicus. Really enjoyed this! In GOT Trump would definitely be Joffrey or Robert.

@johnnyskinwalker4095 Жыл бұрын

na I don't see him sitting and just drinking. or being sadistic.

@vvysn Жыл бұрын

This is bizarre and refreshingly off-the-wall and I'm here for it!

@theocaldwell5440 Ай бұрын

This might be the greatest thing I have ever heard. And to think, I almost skipped it to avoid politics. Thank you, Glidus. A million times, thank you.

@mr.dude69 Жыл бұрын

I Saw the title and screamed. This is beautiful

@brigittehuber9745 Жыл бұрын

I really want to hear ths conversation without the filter. Just Glimbus, talking to himself xD Mate, thank you. This made my day. Looking forward to the Extravabonanza!

@adamgonzalez9650 Жыл бұрын

Bro i need more of these asap

@drew_III Жыл бұрын

This video is my new go to while i brush my teeth before work

@stevenstone307 Жыл бұрын

The greatest piece of content to come from this channel

@roo6278 Жыл бұрын

George Bush appearing as his own severed head from GOT S1 😂

@Kona_AJ Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy you collab'd with Schwift so that I was able to find your channel. Topkek shit mate

@danielfrongillo773 Жыл бұрын

This is exactly what my day was missing. Thank you Glimbo

@whitebeard8265 Жыл бұрын

This video is EXACTLY WHY we don't have the winds of winter yet LMAO. George will never be able to impress this crazy fandom 😂

@val_wildling767 Жыл бұрын

...And yet, we wouldn't have this crazy fandom, if WoW came out 9 years ago.🙈

@alexanderguerrero347 Жыл бұрын

It would impress fans like Joe

@masterplokoon8803 Жыл бұрын

The fandom is crazy because they have been waiting for a book for 12 years and had more than enough time to comb through and analyse every word from the previous books to make up a ton of theories and have now grown very atached to them. Donald was right when he said :"This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making stuff up."

@mark_lifts_things Жыл бұрын

This is awesome, well done!

@carsongermany7497 Жыл бұрын

love to see my favorite game of thrones youtuber incorporate my favorite youtube trend

@Game-pv5jx Жыл бұрын

thank you for this masterpiece

@Wendi-ho Жыл бұрын

I didn't realize who made it at first, then I looked and it made my night

@Lefaseer Жыл бұрын

Another glidus masterpiece. I can't wait to hear Preston's reaction.

@anastasialovesoranges Жыл бұрын

Heeey happy fools’ day Glimbus! Glad to see the tradition is still here

@joshuaherbert30 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God. This is so great

@dannybookay152 Жыл бұрын

had a dream that Lord of the Tides blisstake came out, woke up to something greater ..

@linnchut3126 Жыл бұрын

That's why the gods invented Patreon

@sardonically-inclined7645 Жыл бұрын

4:42 A point I wholeheartedly agree with. 👏👏👏Preston

@jimothycool Жыл бұрын

Glidus returns with some of the most Epic content yet.

@concraft9293 Жыл бұрын

I like how Obama refers to the 5th book as Dance xD I can't believe how much it sounds like an actual nerd

@Haunter-006 Жыл бұрын

I love the lemon tree reference at the intro 🤣

@MFTQ 9 ай бұрын

All ASOIAF theories are wrong except the Tyrek Lannister's Great Horse Conspiracy, Sweetrobin is Azor Ahai, and Bolt-On.

@WillianSilva-td6fv Жыл бұрын

The content I didn't know I needed

@Matt-xc6sp Жыл бұрын

Did you edit the Bush head lol? I knew it was actually modeled on him but I don’t remember it looking that much spot on.

@breezeshooter42 Жыл бұрын

So glad Trump used his one phone call for this

@venkatkimidi2954 Жыл бұрын

That lemongate intro gave me war flashbacks. Its been a loooong wait.

@lorddreagus7253 Жыл бұрын

Trump makes Joffrey's robes look so majestic

@lincolnlog5977 Жыл бұрын

😂 legit the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

@ModernDayRenaissanceMan Жыл бұрын

Trump being the biggest conspiracy theorist makes total sense & is hilarious

@DLLW93 8 ай бұрын

This is normie vs preston jacobs vs order of the greenhand. I LOVE IT. Obviously they all can't be "right" but its fun to explore different perspectives headcanons every now and again. I admire the creativity in the ASOIAF community!