*asks a question* I say one word *writes down a paragraph*

You should do a reverse questionnaire and act like we're asking you questions and you're sitting there just giving a bunch of zany answers so were sitting here wondering what was asked instead of how we could possibly answer that.

ER: *asks a Yes/No question* Me: *gives answer* ER: *writes down multiple sentences*

Do a face reveal

Rift: Can you say the entire encyclopedia backwards Choice A: Say "the entire encyclopedia backwards" Choice B: Say "encyclopedia entire the" Choice C: Actually say the entire encyclopedia backwards and wonder how the hell you managed to do it

Hold on let me just clear my schedule for *the 43rd of June*

Mom: what are you doing at 2 am!? Me: im watching a man scrub a tomato with a giant toothbrush

Hey uncle rift have you seen my suit anywhere?

Little do you know he’s writing the bee movie script on that clipboard.

I love how supportive asmr channel fans are

Oh boy, a garage sale! Better mark my calendar for the 43rd of June.

I love how serious and convincing he can be with his characters. Keep up the awesome vids!

“Are you ready” ah come on now rift you know that’s a loaded question

I appreciate how you crossed your eyes so you wouldn’t accidentally see me going pee pee and poo poo after I of course brought my phone to the bathroom.

"Why does country music exist?" That's a good question

what if hes actually writing down our thoughts?

EP: “Pee pee or poo poo” Me: :)

**See's Rift's suit** Oh boy, we are in for a treat of questions here tonight. Buckle in everyone.

I got distracted by the comments and looked back at the video and realised that he was brushing an apple. This is the best questionnaire ever.

I am awake at 3am watching a man scrub a tomato with a brush to help me fall asleep. What a time to be alive.

Best dressed man in the world... Ever!

1:25 should be considered a jumpscare

*43 of june is a Friday, not a Saturday...*

You are something special in this community. I’m so happy that you are “just you!”

Rift: Someone gives you a hot dog. Do you put ketchup or mustard on it? Me: I give it a bath. If it's hot it needs to cool down so it doesn't die.

18:00 I guess you could say he's measuring my patience

PEE PEE AND POO POO

ASMR questioning is the best there is bring on the Tingles 🤩

Better make sure I have nothing going on on *June 43rd* Gonna hit up that Garage Sale.

“Can I take your picture?” Me: n- “Thank you.”

Is a coincidence that the L-shaped card on your right shoulder is a 7 of spades with only 5 spades on, add them you get 12, L is the 12th letter of the alphabet.

That’s an...interesting suit jacket. Also, I read the sign in the background as “Garbage Sale” the first time I looked at it. It is ER we’re talking about. Why would he *not* have a sign for a garbage sale?

Asks a yes or no question goes onto write a full paragraph 🤔

This is not a man ,nor a woman,this is a god of a power we homo sapiens are not worthy of being in the presence of.we should all be grateful for the entertainment,love,education,and (sleep)aids he has given us.we should commend him for his boundless originality,skill,effort,intellect. Like if u nut evry video I will be liking my own comment ;) EDIT:my bday is the 43st of july just in case anyone wanted to send me a parking ticket

just wanna point out that I'm here when this video has 860 views in case you're reading this from the future (which is your present and now your past because you've already read that) and this video has million views

I imagine rifts wife is used to all his videos at this point. "Honey I can see you're busy, I'll come back later"

Did anyone else realize that the date (6/43) is Friday the 13th in July

Me: ahh.. Time to sleep. *Closes Eyes* Video: Ad: “HEY WAKE UP!! TIME TO GROW GLORIOUS POTATOES!!!”

I was dozing off but woke up at 13:20, worst time to wake up. He's just staring and it zoomed in 😂

I don’t fall asleep better to these, I just watch because I really enjoy the stories and setups. It takes my mind off of life which in turn could help me sleep better. So thank you big E.

The nonsense really helps my brain relax and slip into dreamy sleepy mode. Had a really rough night filled with panic attacks. This is really helping me finally wind down. 💜

Legit almost had a heart attack at 1:25, I had had my eyes closed and opened them and saw that face and I freaked out for a split second 😂

This channel is so awesome, I've been subbed for a little over a year and the content has only gotten better. Keep up the good work ER. Ty for giving the patreon supporters love in the credits.

Uncle E, what a gift you have given us! This character has to be one of my favourites, very relaxing and entertaining. Thank you so much for the relaxation!

13:21 this man is staring at me and then my house started shaking and then I realised he is only using 5% of his power

QUESTIONABLE

Had to have my dog put down today. I’ve just got to say I’m incredibly glad that these videos are here or I wouldn’t be able to relax at all.

You have no idea how happy I am that you made a second questionnaire video! The first one was the perfect mix of ASMR and humour so I can't wait to see this one in it's entirety too

[Questions with answers...] Question 1: Are you ready? Answer: Sure am. Question 2: Do you have any questions for me? Answer: Not at the moment. Question 3: In which US city was andy coughman last seen in 2017? Answer: Not a single clue mate. Question 4: Two naked mole rats or a wheelbarrow full of Pete Moss? Answer: Two naked pete moss rats. Question 5: Boston cream or bavarian cream doughnut? Answer: No idea, never had either of them. Question 6: Does this trigger your ASMR? Answer: No. Question 7: Did that trigger your ASMR? Answer: Still no. Question 8: Do you say Tomato or were you late the other day? Answer: Matter of fact I was a bit late the other day. Question 9: Someone hands you a hot dog, do you put ketchup or mustard on it? Answer: Both, because I'm an animal. Question 10: What is the current temprature in pamba bangladesh? Answer: Honestly, gonna be straight with you... I have not a single clue. Question 11: Do you enjoy Frolicing? Answer: erm... Sure? Question 12: Where did you last frolic? Answer: Not sure. Question 13: How often in a day do you frolic? Answer: Not often. Question 14: What number are you thinking of? Answer: 12. Question 15: What number are I thinking of? Answer: 37... I think. Question 16: Were we both thinking of the same number? Answer: Highly unlikely. Question 17: Why does country music exist? Answer: Because COWBOYS! Question 18: When was the last time you actually turned a doorknob? Answer: about 2 hours ago, Roughly. Question 19: Can I take your picture? Answer: Sure. Question 20: Does this trigger your ASMR? Answer: A tiny bit. Question 21: Did that trigger your ASMR? Answer: As I said, a tiny bit. Question 22: Did I just make you yawn? Answer: Nope. Question 23: What ever happend to Miss Mullisons prized red cabbage? Answer: It grew legs and practiced communism, aka I don't know. Question 24: Do you think they will ever catch the suspect involved in stealing Miss Mullisons prized red cabbage? Answer: Out come unlikely, try again later. Question 25: Why is mullisons prized red cabbage so special? Answer: Because she likes growing prized red cabbages, alright! Question 26: What has come of Miss. Mullisons since the disapearence of her prized reb cabbage? Answer: She has fallen deeper and deeper into a consuming depression as life seemlessly wraps her sanity with doubt and sorrow of the disappearance of her oh so boleved prized red cabbage. Question 27: Have you watch the documentry about the untold story behind Miss. Mullison and her prized red cabbage? Answer: I have not, is it good? Question 28: What did you think of the documentry? Answer: No opinion, haven't watched it. Question 29: If Miss Mullison was still with us today, What is your favourite dessert? Answer: Strawberry Cheesecake, hands down. Question 30: hat is your favourite desert? Answer: A one i'm not in. Question 31: Do you ever eat dessert in the desert? Answer: No, not often... in fact not at all. Question 32: If there was a deserted island was a desert on it, would you desert it for a dessert? Answer: Sure would! Question 33: Can you say the entire Encyclopedia backwards? Answer: Highly doubt that. Question 34: Is there anything written on this index card? Answer: I mean technically yes in both meanings. Question 35: Was there anything written on that index card? Answer: Yes and yes. Question 36: Are you asleep yet? Answer: I don't believe so, just relaxing from a fucked up day. Question 37: Did you hear that? Answer: Hear what? Question 38: Are you sure you didn't hear anything just then? Answer: I'm afraid not. Question 39: Is this index card on fire? Answer: Yes, yes it is. Question 40: What was your answer again to whether or not that index card was on fire? Answer: Yes. Quesiton 41: Did I make your yawn again? Answer: Maybe an inside yawn. Question 42: Did you take out the trash? Answer: Sure didn't. Question 43: Do you eat cereal for breakfast? Answer: Indeed. Question 44: Does this trigger your ASMR? Answer: A 'on the verge' tingle. Question 45: Did that trigger your ASMR? Answer: A tad. Question 46: Seedless grapes or the quest for knowledge? Answer: Tai Lopez.

I want this to be a series, with the suit becoming more cluttered every episode.

This has to be one of the best broadcasts on KZfaq, not just asmr related but across all genres! Hats off to you sir, that was phenomenal!

I was just thinking how I love your question vids last night. They make me sleep fast because I always answer them in my head and have something to think about, it’s very nice!! ☺️☺️☺️

I've been waiting for this.Btw you should add Weird Beardy Man to the rift.

Always the quality content we love.

Best start to any asmr video ever

I’m supposed to be sleeping but then this guy just be making me laugh

I had a tomato for breakfast, you can have very good conversations with it. Just like carrots.

40:47 me choosing life options

I love answering these out loud, it confuses my room mate who thinks I’m on call with a friend or family member when I have headphones in.

I just realized something, I haven't got tingles in months. I feel like watching too much of your videos has made me immune to tingles.😂

Hahahahha uncle e is awesome! ! Every video he makes me laugh and also puts me to sleep 👍👍

2 reasons why ER just got a perfect 10 for this video. (In my book) 1. Someone had requested this and I don’t know if that’s why he posted but I’m assuming so and it’s awesome he’s listening! ;) 3. “Why does country music exist?”

I laughed my ass off at “if you need to go pee pee poo poo just pause and I’ll wait for you” 😂 ER is a funny dude

This was my favorite video of yours so far and now a second part!!!

Do you not laugh or giggle when making these types of videos? 😂

Just uploaded after I've finished my dreadful homework, I am no longer an atheist.

Oh wow I was just about sleep for just a little while and saw that this was put up 10 minutes ago thanks Uncle E! Your timing is always the best :)

The close up on his face at the beginning had me dead. 😂😂

Love this channel

ER’s beard is over there and it’s over here!

Keeping me sane during finals week. God, you're a great uncle, Uncle E!!

Would love to see some more questionnaires! 🙏🏻

Perfect timing uncle E

These questions keep getting harder to answer, I feel like I would fail if it were a quiz, and what happened to C: All of the above?!?!

These questionnaire videos are my favorite

Last night I FINALLY drifted off to sleep listening to this and around 4 AM and around 4:33 AM I dreamt that some demon man was whispering things into my ear and I woke up screaming like Michael Jackson, very much convinced that Rift was creeping around in my house for about 10 seconds. Too much ASMR backfires I suppose!

Still waiting for that cookie you promised me back in 2015 from "the Art of Quiet" video....

Y E S I've watched the first one so many times!! I knew that bye heart lmao

Hey Rift, just wanted to say I really appreciate your content, and I thank you for helping me get to sleep.

There's something really satisfying about your voice. It's very smooth. It's like the sound equivalent of peanut butter.

ER, babe, youre giving me a blood pressure rollercoaster favoring the upper highs

Those clipboard noises 🤯😱🤤😴

This man has the best whispers.

Puts so much time and effort into his videos huve respect for you man... you put me asleep a lot thanks!

Yes

13:22 I laughed so hard at this

This man is legendary! Keep it up bud I love your vids

I have a question for you. If two leppers are seen standing in an alleyway 24 meters apart on the 14th of June, how many seconds do they have to recite the universal mantra to prevent spontaneous combustion?

You look like Sheogorath

Put this on to study and now I'm procrastinating because of the butterflies perspective on the meaning of life... gosh darn you ER

Back to this Channek and ASMR in general after a long break. Good to feel the tingles again

1:23 Holy damn I'm laughing,dood.

Pen sounds > pencil sounds

*giggles* This came up in my feed saying I had already watched it. I watched the first one, and then slept through this one entirely! 😂 Thanks for the Z's Uncle Rifty. 😴

You make me laugh so much. Never thought ide laugh while watching asmr but you made it happen lol

I trust this man completely. The fashion sense has won me. But does he masticate?? 🤔

Now I just need another Relax with Satan and my life will be complete. Love you uncle E!

Loving the content ER and really glad you’ve done another questionnaire video. Now please please please please make another video of Dr Sheldon. That video is still my favourite of yours and would love to see more of him.

That zoom in is the best thing I have seen this year

This needs to be turned into an asmr tag. I want the asmrtists to answer these fucky questions.