The Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop (ASMR)

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

6 жыл бұрын

Professor Clemmons welcomes you to the Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop where you can find a variety of unique items form across the multiverse that will make a perfect gift for a resident patient or even an employee or member of the medical staff!
Website ► ephemeralrift.com
Shop (more stuff coming soon) ► ephemeralrift.com/shop/
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Podcasts:
EphemRadio (now with music!) ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
Arkham Sanitarium ►apple.co/2alraeV
Listen to selected works outside of KZfaq:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Google Play ► bit.ly/1vPUJgF
And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 6 жыл бұрын
***WELCOME TO THE ARKHAM SANITARIUM GIFT SHOP!!!*** ***PLEASE READ!!!*** ***LAST UPDATED: [REDACTED]*** ***PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE WITHOUT ILLICIT WRITTEN CONSENT FROM AN A EMPLOYEE TYPED IN TRIPLICATE WITH A NO. GREEN PENCIL ON PERFORATED 3 HOLE LEGAL PAPER!!!*** ***YOU BREAK IT YOU END UP IN MARGARET'S GARDEN!!!*** ***FAQ!!!*** 1. What are the gift shop hours? THE GIFT SHOP IS ALWAYS OPEN! 2. How do I get to the gift shop from place? YOUR ALREADY HERE! [REDACTED]. What is your returns, refunds and exchanges policy? SEE #8! 4. Do you take credit cards, checks, money orders, IOU's, blood or first born? NO, NO, NO, [REDACTED], NO, MAYBE! SEE STORE CLERK FOR MORE INFO! 5. [REDACTED]? YES! 6. Why are you yelling at me? I'M NOT IT'S CALLED EMPHASISING! 7. No, you *ARE* yelling at me! CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE! 8. [REDACTED] 9. Do you take requests? [REDACTED] 10. Why are some questions [REDACTED]? [REDACTED] BONUS QUESTION: [REDACTED] *** SAMPLE ITEMS YOU CAN BUY SHOWN IN VIDEO!!!*** 00:07:00 USED PAIR OF SYNTHETIC PATIENT HANDS! 00:09:00 BOOKS! 00:26:35 HAND AX! 00:28:35 OFFICIAL TIN FOIL HAT SOCIETY TIN FOIL! 00:30:00 LP'S (NOT SHOWN: CD'S & MIXTAPES)! 00:39:25 HAND GRENADE! 00:41:05 PARLOR GAMES! 00:49:40 ARKHAM SANITARIUM MERCH! (video props provided years ago by propnomicon.blogspot.com/) 00:51:13 A.S.M.R. TREATMENT ITEMS LIKE PESTLE & MORTAR! 00:52:40 RED SWINGLINE STAPLER! 00:54:10 COMBINATION LOCK! 00:56:00 APPAREL AND CLOTHING!
@taytayy0821
@taytayy0821 6 жыл бұрын
"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!" Lol iconic
@taewithsomesuga9186
@taewithsomesuga9186 6 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift LMAO I LOVE THIS
@734mlksluvchild
@734mlksluvchild 6 жыл бұрын
U da man ER. Best asmr on the innernnette. Make a rush hour car game #3. #1 is my favorite
@inflatablemattress2
@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын
This is why "your" my favorite KZfaqr
@mizunaut
@mizunaut 6 жыл бұрын
This paperwork is a mess.
@hfreanzr5444
@hfreanzr5444 6 жыл бұрын
You should do a sleep paralysis video where you are a creature which visits us but instead of scaring us you give us tingles.
@hastobeus
@hastobeus 6 жыл бұрын
Planet SoiL look for the box of 4 video I think the concept of that video is similar to that
@hfreanzr5444
@hfreanzr5444 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do.
@zanderham5239
@zanderham5239 6 жыл бұрын
Or a ghost which gets stronger with tingles
@leaf-ne8wf
@leaf-ne8wf 6 жыл бұрын
aha that's cool idea, but kinda mocks people who actually have severe sleep paralysis.
@spoofking9347
@spoofking9347 6 жыл бұрын
EatMoreWaffles not really, it's not like he's going to say like "see? Sleep paralysis isn't bad at all, people who complain about it are a bunch of pansies who just can't handle a but of a spooky dream" rift has covered many topics that could be controversial, but he keeps them from being that way, his videos where he kidnaps the viewer to give them tingles wansn't insensitive to kidnapping victims was it? No, it's a tingly rift video, praise uncle E and the elder gods
@smallspore
@smallspore 6 жыл бұрын
How have you not done a librarian yet? Like a guy that knows everything about everywhere about the sanatorium. The Secrets and the horror but is just a normal guy about it all
@jedyzichterman358
@jedyzichterman358 6 жыл бұрын
smallspore Listen to this man!
@theonlykakashi5432
@theonlykakashi5432 6 жыл бұрын
smallspore this is a great idea, I'd love the repairman having to do some repairs on a robot at the asylum & he just talks about the place while tinkering away, that would be fantastic. E.R deserves many more subs due to their high quality content & their upload schedule
@ewanwalker5967
@ewanwalker5967 6 жыл бұрын
The ideas who never run out of man!
@mariafernandachigonzalez9950
@mariafernandachigonzalez9950 6 жыл бұрын
Ewan Walker JAJAJAJAJAJAJA Omg, i die
@icycube710
@icycube710 4 жыл бұрын
Until that video that says otherwise
@joshuas.newsome1139
@joshuas.newsome1139 3 жыл бұрын
probs because he has his own ASMR universe
@mzacrack85
@mzacrack85 6 жыл бұрын
-‘From around 85’ -‘I was born in 85!’ -‘Ancient History’ -Mother fu-‘
@goodguybuy7961
@goodguybuy7961 6 жыл бұрын
o l d m a n
@harrymurray2515
@harrymurray2515 6 жыл бұрын
& I t h o u g h t I w a s h I g h.
@midwaysphere4882
@midwaysphere4882 4 жыл бұрын
a l I t t l e g r e y I n t h e b e a r d
@thomastsohonis1218
@thomastsohonis1218 3 жыл бұрын
Boomer
@thebluejintythomasthetanke587
@thebluejintythomasthetanke587 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomastsohonis1218 shut it he ain't no Boomer
@captaingallifrey4274
@captaingallifrey4274 6 жыл бұрын
That moment when you’re watching a rift video and a notification comes up for a new one *hyperventilation*
@GusMcGuire
@GusMcGuire 4 жыл бұрын
I misread the thumbnail as SANTA-TARIUM and thought: "Ooh, that sounds like an interesting Christmas mash-up."
@thisguyrocks6131
@thisguyrocks6131 4 жыл бұрын
He should do that
@GoldenBrownAndYellow
@GoldenBrownAndYellow 3 жыл бұрын
Santa Tarium tho
@yoits90slizzle41
@yoits90slizzle41 6 жыл бұрын
Done with no green screen, you're a master of your craft.
@misfortune6666
@misfortune6666 4 жыл бұрын
39:43 "pull the pin, throw a grenade down the hall, and watch the residents run" Definently gta sanitarium XD
@TheTwistedPuppeteer
@TheTwistedPuppeteer 4 жыл бұрын
How much do you want to bet the book on atheism it's just the fitnessgram Pacer test voice lines
@Lightstrike3
@Lightstrike3 6 жыл бұрын
39:30 what a great way to wake up the body and senses
@UnDragonized
@UnDragonized 5 жыл бұрын
I love how all his videos are in one universe so it makes it feel so familiar in a good way and I feel so welcomed
@montgomeryheiser1131
@montgomeryheiser1131 5 жыл бұрын
"How about a variety of Parlor Games?" *Grabs Grenade*
@terrortower666
@terrortower666 6 жыл бұрын
How about a checking into hell ASMR. Ask some questions like what sins have proformed or tick the follwing to why you are down here. Make a leaflet on places in hell with photos, like a hotel would do with their rooms. Give them their very own skull and things like that.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 6 жыл бұрын
Good idea. May have seen this idea before but yeah.. I'll see what I can do..
@terrortower666
@terrortower666 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@jadetheslime3140
@jadetheslime3140 3 жыл бұрын
@@EphemeralRift can you do an ASMR video with just writing sounds?
@terrortower666
@terrortower666 10 ай бұрын
5 years year later, ASMR Ryan did this idea the following year hahah
@tiffanydonahue3034
@tiffanydonahue3034 14 күн бұрын
​@@terrortower666 correction 6 years
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this on my new TV I bought with ASMR tokens, had to save up for a whole month to get it but the upgrade is certainly worth it. I love this show, it's my favorite viewing material right before going to sleep.
@PSPMHaestros
@PSPMHaestros 6 жыл бұрын
Don't Dead Open Inside Actually, this one is done right :D
@indiephunq698
@indiephunq698 6 жыл бұрын
You missed an opportunity. Should have called it Arkham Sanitarium merchandise retailer, not Arkham Sanitarium gift shop.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 6 жыл бұрын
They changed the name 2 weeks ago. There was a new sign when I went to rent Bioshock Infinite and buy my new TV.
@tyra5477
@tyra5477 6 жыл бұрын
So I've always been so sad that I fall asleep in the middle of these brilliant videos. I always feel bad that he puts so much effort into these videos and I never could seem to finish them. Today, I popped some headphones in at work and listened to this as I answered emails. Let me tell you, it is life changing-it actually helps with my concentration. No more wondering how ER vids end! I'm very ecited to binge watch all my favs again at work lol
@BogdansPhotos
@BogdansPhotos 6 жыл бұрын
ThatAwesomeTyra I listen to his Albums on Google Music while working away at the computer haha, I love the Camera Vintage on his 1st album.
@johnladen6514
@johnladen6514 6 жыл бұрын
How many Arkham Tokens to buy a Arkham Lootbox? Want that rare Corvus skin so bad. 😜😅
@Ghost3210
@Ghost3210 6 жыл бұрын
Comment of the game: *John Laden*
@lordbrownkid6378
@lordbrownkid6378 6 жыл бұрын
John Laden do I have to pay for v-bucks to obtain a gift from the store?
@johnladen6514
@johnladen6514 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry if you don't wanna buy ATz you can always scrap your dupes for Ephemeral Crystals. (You also receive a few at the end of each video) and its only 50,000 Crystals for that legendary skin... You know you want it. 😜🤞
@johnladen6514
@johnladen6514 6 жыл бұрын
Oh and by no means is this gambling. 👍
@AndrevusWhitetail
@AndrevusWhitetail 6 жыл бұрын
"Stay tuned for a personal visit from Dr. Cthulhu" Now THAT sounds interesting, i can hardly wait. Also question : Do the residents like to play Hot Potato with the grenades from the shop?
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 6 жыл бұрын
That's the ONLY way to play with them!
@YeetYeet-et9vh
@YeetYeet-et9vh 5 жыл бұрын
There’s so much stuff on the shelf that he could say like “Deathclaw Eggs” and I,would just be thinking “must be behind the mortar and pestle!”
@morgangobin9985
@morgangobin9985 6 жыл бұрын
You can’t fool me, Professor! Some questions are [REDACTED] as a reference to many SCP files, aren’t they?!
@dylanbibb1553
@dylanbibb1553 6 жыл бұрын
SCP didn’t invent the word redacted. I could very easily be missing the point, but I thought you should know.
@giodude1323
@giodude1323 6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Bibb that’s not the point
@morgangobin9985
@morgangobin9985 6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Bibb I figured as much, but I like to think that’s where a lot of people know it from (actually, I wouldn’t have made the connection myself if I hadn’t subscribed to an SCP reader on KZfaq a few weeks ago, so...yeah) Also the Professor seems connected to the Foundation in a way, so the reference makes too much sense.
@theq4602
@theq4602 6 жыл бұрын
Dude CIA invented [REDACTED] or [DATA EXPUNGED] but [REMOVED UPON O5 REQUEST] is an SCP original
@blackroses96
@blackroses96 6 жыл бұрын
He did a reference to the SCP in this video: Professor Clemmons - The New Arrival [ ASMR ] kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oMdokqeL3pzNpKs.html His name plate is suspicious, at least that's what some comments say.
@nomoiman
@nomoiman 6 жыл бұрын
Dude ER honestly you are so awesome you are the king of ASMR keep doing what you’re doing because ASMR wouldn’t be the same without you
@nathang9034
@nathang9034 6 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the [REDACTED] almost makes you wish for a Mojave winter
@itsknifetime
@itsknifetime 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Hi I don't get the [Redacted] could u explain it to me pls
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 6 жыл бұрын
All knifed up read Rift's comment
@Gakulon
@Gakulon 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Hi Patrolling the nuclear?
@ThexVaultxTech
@ThexVaultxTech 6 жыл бұрын
Suck it bitch
@deandeckmyn2889
@deandeckmyn2889 6 жыл бұрын
Creature Plays Games ITS from fallout new Vegas "the mohave " or however you write it
@ThexVaultxTech
@ThexVaultxTech 6 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an original joke
@alterdnothing1855
@alterdnothing1855 6 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want [REDACTED]
@aboldone4264
@aboldone4264 6 жыл бұрын
ThexVaultxTech Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for the man who never runs out of ideas.
@juniemarin
@juniemarin 6 жыл бұрын
Ah, here it is. I was wondering where ye olde Mojave had gone.
@FirelordHouses
@FirelordHouses 6 жыл бұрын
Almost
@spacebound9941
@spacebound9941 4 жыл бұрын
*NCR intensifies*
@esther2929
@esther2929 6 жыл бұрын
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@mxkhxi
@mxkhxi 6 жыл бұрын
cerebeliac no. I am.
@jedyzichterman358
@jedyzichterman358 6 жыл бұрын
cerebeliac *dead meme*
@tomdavidson4164
@tomdavidson4164 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else have a strange addiction to any and all gift shops? Or is that weird? xD
@moonmannd7501
@moonmannd7501 6 жыл бұрын
Tom Davidson I find myself fascinated by gift shops in the same way I'm fascinated by small motels and those security trailers or whatever they are that you see on the side of highways. That kinda thing, if you get what I mean, I know that sounds kinda weird.
@BittiKit
@BittiKit 6 жыл бұрын
I look up "ASMR shops" on KZfaq because I'm also addicted lol
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
In exactly one month from now it will be St. Patrick's Day, so this video is very appropriate because it's all about gifts. Only holiday I can think of that you give gifts on is the second day of Summer. I like it.
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus it took me two minutes to find this comment
@bighenry7165
@bighenry7165 6 жыл бұрын
St. Patrick is lower than me on the kingly and godly sector of the highness and truthfulness of lordship, I am the highest being known to man, and can and will strike down the saint in one fowl strike of my tiny pencil.
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
What's a pencil
@oneoffasmr7971
@oneoffasmr7971 6 жыл бұрын
I know, youtube dorsnt show our own comments to us first anymore on videos. Too bad.
@Danimally
@Danimally 6 жыл бұрын
St Patrick is on March
@elizabethandreatta4373
@elizabethandreatta4373 6 жыл бұрын
You have helped me gain a proper sleeping pattern for the first time ever in my almost 32 years! I think I love you loll 😂😂 I know I deff love your videos and they way they have helped ease my insomnia 👌👌
@elatrednuplayer1666
@elatrednuplayer1666 6 жыл бұрын
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS :)
@bruinashdown6111
@bruinashdown6111 4 жыл бұрын
I see a corvus mask, and dr. Hamm's skull. SCP-049 must be pretty pissed about that
@alexstephens2847
@alexstephens2847 6 жыл бұрын
Even the mention of [REDACTED] takes me back to the old SCP days
@KittieDanger
@KittieDanger 6 жыл бұрын
Woke up this AM w/horrible vertigo, never have had it before. Jokingly it's like being drunk w/out having to buy liquor. Having to be still & rest today, this is just what the "Dr" ordered. Thank you
@axshampouw3183
@axshampouw3183 6 жыл бұрын
I love how creative he is with the story he creates, like what setting he’s in, what is happening in the world he’s in, brining together all of these awkward and rather uncommon groups other people joke about. I like how he brings everything out and even though this is ASMR, it feels like there’s a story behind everything he’s doing, where he gets things, what he thinks, what’s out there in the world he lives in, what happened to Post-Apocalyptic America, and stuff like that. I really enjoy it when he does things in Arkham Sanitarium!
@Renamoose
@Renamoose 6 жыл бұрын
When you fall asleep to ASMR and wake up thinking something is scratching on the pillow right next to your ear. Fucking jumped out of bed XD
@MrYenip
@MrYenip 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the letters in the background spell asmr. Little details like this is why you are such a great youtuber.
@BloodrainTV23
@BloodrainTV23 6 жыл бұрын
E... I just woke up man
@User70451
@User70451 6 жыл бұрын
Can you do a SCP ASMR Series? I think you would be really great for that type of series!
@tylerthomas7266
@tylerthomas7266 6 жыл бұрын
Lapse In Time plot twist corvus is scp 049 or 056 i never remember wich is the doctor
@generalkenobilegoproductio5488
@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 жыл бұрын
ER: 2:30 Me, a Whovian: Excuse me? What did he just whisper?
@hanna_maria
@hanna_maria 6 жыл бұрын
I was so unsatisfied by the necklace being stuck in the flannel the WHOLE TIME GAAAH
@spinnyspinspinner
@spinnyspinspinner 4 жыл бұрын
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING Arkham Sanatorium Mental Rehabilitation HAD THE FIRST LETTERS STOOD FOR ASMR
@PotatoKing27
@PotatoKing27 6 жыл бұрын
Ah! Thank you, I was looking for an ASMR video to relax to
@hugoandersson2872
@hugoandersson2872 6 жыл бұрын
Royal Potato Australia or something?
@dill-one5009
@dill-one5009 6 жыл бұрын
I am always blown away by the quality of your work
@Syn1
@Syn1 6 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal!! You never cease to amaze me!!!
@daydreamingvampire
@daydreamingvampire 5 жыл бұрын
ER: lets take a look at some of our books. *pulls out synthetic hands*
@PhantoFantasma
@PhantoFantasma Жыл бұрын
oh my god i JUST got that "Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation" is an acronym for ASMR
@DarcyCardinal
@DarcyCardinal 6 жыл бұрын
It official: Mr Rift will never run out of ideas!
@grandthanatos
@grandthanatos 6 жыл бұрын
This was very much needed after a long afternoon of baking and blogging and a few other things.
@hugoandersson2872
@hugoandersson2872 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this last night. Guess I'll finally be sleeping!
@frankfurhter
@frankfurhter 6 жыл бұрын
You know Uncle E has your back when you manage to fall asleep to his videos with a violent cold and constant nosebleeds.
@reecej6155
@reecej6155 6 жыл бұрын
No locked doors, No windows barred, No things to make my brain seem scarred, SANITARIUM
@swampwitchasmr8185
@swampwitchasmr8185 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this six times in the last two days. I can’t get over how great this video is.
@drobyn7626
@drobyn7626 6 жыл бұрын
Glancing at my book shelves and realizing I could be Arkhams librarian
@nelphrim7261
@nelphrim7261 6 жыл бұрын
Finally! Arkham themes are my favorites besides the ones when you co host, just because it's both funny and asmr-y. Keep up the good work.
@furrboyo3542
@furrboyo3542 2 жыл бұрын
ahh yess various different items such as rubber chicken, trench shovel, human scull and a thermonuclear bomb. yes such lovely gifts
@moshimoshiminecraft
@moshimoshiminecraft 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing, it's 3am and i can't sleep, thanks Daddy Rift!
@flood6553
@flood6553 6 жыл бұрын
Love ur videos man, keep up the good work
@gmoneymoney3994
@gmoneymoney3994 3 жыл бұрын
You really nail the sanitarium vibes would love to see more sanitarium/ love craft videos your simply the best !❤
@amadeusgarcia3885
@amadeusgarcia3885 6 жыл бұрын
Did ER really just say “Umpa Lumpa” as one of the species? Oh my god that’s amazing! I died when I heard that. Great vid, Rift!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 6 жыл бұрын
Doompa dee doo!
@MissileKiller
@MissileKiller 6 жыл бұрын
I’d like to play throw the hand grenade
@baileyabernathy5152
@baileyabernathy5152 6 жыл бұрын
Icyllya yea that'll be fun
@rausis5709
@rausis5709 6 жыл бұрын
Lets play russian rulet... But if a granada
@lighthunter3298
@lighthunter3298 6 жыл бұрын
What about a fancy game of launch the nuke?
@TrevorEllison-lh5yo
@TrevorEllison-lh5yo 5 жыл бұрын
Always remember that the only times close counts is with horseshoes and hand grenades.
@ProtoPerson
@ProtoPerson 6 жыл бұрын
You know I think Ephemeral Rift would do absolutely incredible making ASMR videos about the SCP Foundation and it's affiliates/ various organizations within the same fictional world. There is already so much room for creativity and we all know he is going to come up with some pretty crazy stuff if he does dive deep into that world! I really, REALLY hope he does at least a few videos to be honest.
@jedyzichterman358
@jedyzichterman358 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Horner His own RIFT WORLD is already plenty deep, but check out his Colonist videos, they probably come closest to what you're looking for
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 6 жыл бұрын
I still need to get around to an official SCP Foundation video. I'm trying!
@ProtoPerson
@ProtoPerson 6 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm so glad that you're at least trying to get to it! :)
@xan1274
@xan1274 6 жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift never ceases to make me tingle.
@furdileas6405
@furdileas6405 6 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching the videos of Professor Clemmons when I got the notification. *magiiic*
@iddy6298
@iddy6298 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as ER picked up the stapler, I immediately thought of Office Space for some reason, so I’m glad he actually referenced it
@princedakon8354
@princedakon8354 6 жыл бұрын
We all try to give him custom ideas but we all know he will come back with something 2x better
@BittiKit
@BittiKit 6 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep within the first 10 or so minutes of this video, but the entire video played as I slept. When I woke up, I was on a new video, but I had a horrible nightmare. Now I need to watch this video to see where the heck that dream came from.
@kermitfrog2907
@kermitfrog2907 6 жыл бұрын
On your shop you should add the shirt from The Induction because i would totally buy that and other people would too
@agnew0
@agnew0 6 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this, thanks papa e
@John-mz8rj
@John-mz8rj 2 жыл бұрын
I often stop by too have a good laugh at the loons and allways spend a couple of hours browsing the gift shop and have tea and scones at the café. The admission price is well worth it. Better than going to the zoo.
@Skyre102
@Skyre102 6 жыл бұрын
I love when he says umpa lumpa.
@MrMisterrossie
@MrMisterrossie 6 жыл бұрын
Also, that grenades tingles were deadly
@taytayy0821
@taytayy0821 6 жыл бұрын
Sooooo unique, charming, funny and relaxing all at once :)
@forgottencreation
@forgottencreation 6 жыл бұрын
Ah I always love the shop videos, very nice E.R
@FiaLuan
@FiaLuan 6 жыл бұрын
I just had jaw surgery and honestly you are the best because i couldnt sleep thankyou
@Moop666
@Moop666 6 жыл бұрын
Fay Rose bb ur hot af
@FiaLuan
@FiaLuan 6 жыл бұрын
thank bb
@omneshbleh8885
@omneshbleh8885 6 жыл бұрын
Well that’s shitty, get well soon!
@FiaLuan
@FiaLuan 6 жыл бұрын
thankyou , means a lot :)
@ImShax
@ImShax 6 жыл бұрын
ah, a Gift Shop! Perfectly matched on my birthday! danke papa Rift!
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times he dresses up formally making his family think he's going somewhere fancy only to be like "lmao jk just doing some asmr"
@nullskull-everything5495
@nullskull-everything5495 3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation
@tommysmith6684
@tommysmith6684 6 жыл бұрын
Give us a haircut with Corvus or Beauregard! I would get all the tingles from that
@fernandonavarrete6494
@fernandonavarrete6494 6 жыл бұрын
I like your closet. It's like a time capsule.
@DoctorWestmarch
@DoctorWestmarch 6 жыл бұрын
that's a Groot in the backround
@devastatinflood6406
@devastatinflood6406 6 жыл бұрын
I've tried to watch this video two times now and fallen asleep before I could get a sense of any of what was going on. Here's to a third try!
@awesomechaos4034
@awesomechaos4034 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who caught the “...but we are always on the hunt, as they say in Yharnam...”? Awesome reference, Ephemeral Rift!
@martinadefonthana2945
@martinadefonthana2945 Жыл бұрын
i know this is an older video but... your voice is especially crystal clear and perfect...the suit too! love the rustling. I have to admit, when i first started looking into your videos i thought "oh god no what is that?" but it sparked my interest more and more and now you could tell me anything at all and i would sleep. Its become such a peaceful place to be. as embarassing as it sounds to become familiar with the voice of a random entity in the internet.
@FC-zs7nu
@FC-zs7nu 6 жыл бұрын
Great Asmr!
@dontquotemegurl4739
@dontquotemegurl4739 3 жыл бұрын
Happy new year guys stay safe and god bless!!!🎉🎉🎉🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨✨🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️
@Jawkoe
@Jawkoe 6 жыл бұрын
i need a part 2 to this
@jackaxed
@jackaxed 5 жыл бұрын
Anton Lavey being an ASMR patient is endlessly amusing to me.
@munmunmurmur4920
@munmunmurmur4920 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could make something similar to this where you have a shop selling weapons found across the multi-verse, from lightsabers to regular swords.
@scapinostampers6369
@scapinostampers6369 6 жыл бұрын
Your voice is good 👌
@sg_277
@sg_277 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@FloorItDuh
@FloorItDuh 6 жыл бұрын
'It was at this point I became mildly concerned when the store proprietor stated the ax was a popular treatment method among patients.' 'Then I realized asking myself, why am I typing this comment in third person thought as to just stating it normally?' 'I then thought this was strange but decided it added to dramatic affect so I continued.' :shrugs:
@santaplant2519
@santaplant2519 6 жыл бұрын
Simply complicated good job
@tonoornottono
@tonoornottono 6 жыл бұрын
that’s first person but it’s past tense.
@dreamhax2888
@dreamhax2888 6 жыл бұрын
I put so much trust in you rift, if you decide to make a joke a shout I will lose my hearing cause I have the sound at 100%.
@jakholl
@jakholl 6 жыл бұрын
it's been like 3 years since I started watching you and I feel like I know you. if I ever met you in real life I'd freak out.
@telepathy90
@telepathy90 6 жыл бұрын
Another great asmr
@Arcticx369
@Arcticx369 6 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that if you went to a restaurant in Arkham Sanitarium instead of getting complimentary water you would get complementary tingles.
@biggiecheese1759
@biggiecheese1759 6 жыл бұрын
Best gift shop ever im coming back again
@biggiecheese1759
@biggiecheese1759 6 жыл бұрын
the missing link nah I was just visiting
@pyroclastictomato3278
@pyroclastictomato3278 4 жыл бұрын
Paraphernalia is a beautiful word.
@danielsam3280
@danielsam3280 6 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like the video, but its number of likes was at 666, and I did not want to ruin it! So, guess what I ended up doing regarding this dilemma? I refreshed the page and it was at 723, so I could comfortably give it a thumbs up...
@Naters305ytg
@Naters305ytg 6 жыл бұрын
See I am the opposite I would have liked it to make it not that number anymore. I know its just a number and there is nothing wrong with it but I still dont like that number
@deez7406
@deez7406 4 жыл бұрын
The only place in the omniverse that accepts American Express
@chantellesherlock4397
@chantellesherlock4397 5 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE the idea of a Dalek visiting the Arkhan sanatorium gift shop. "Good afternoon sir, and what can I help you with today? We have a fine range of stair lifts avilable at a very reasonable price." "EXTERMINATE!"
@CactusHoose
@CactusHoose 6 жыл бұрын
Great Job!!!
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