The Reason Education Sucks

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iStateOfMind3

11 жыл бұрын

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@manufacturedreality8706 6 жыл бұрын

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin

@keyurkulkarni316 2 жыл бұрын

True and deep👌

@antonioarredondo9680 2 жыл бұрын

and that disappointed idealist is damn right, damn it!

@wattsnottaken1 2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s true. Fuck. Well said

@levistapleton930 2 жыл бұрын

AND! "Inside every catholic boy, there is a happy catholic priest" - Somebody funnier than me

@miki_mao 2 жыл бұрын

truth

@Rs2006REMAKEVids 8 жыл бұрын

"It's called 'the American Dream' because you've got to be asleep to believe it." Damn that's good.

@NightMourningDove 3 жыл бұрын

It's insane how true it is

@BradB93 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite quotes from the bit too! 😝

@robertchavez989 2 жыл бұрын

I'd wear that on a 👕 shirt 👍

@lemonpaid 2 жыл бұрын

Scary

@figo3554 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@TheBelegur 2 жыл бұрын

"If voting mattered they wouldn't let us do it." Mark Twain

@scottymacdewder5229 2 жыл бұрын

"I never let schooling interfere with my education." Is my fav MT quote.

@NihilisticRealism 2 жыл бұрын

'It is easier to Fool someone than it is to convince someone they've been Fooled'

@megabreath6635 Жыл бұрын

I always wondered why “electoral colleges” are the ones who have final say. Remember that bush /gore election ? Bush won even though gore beat him by a mile, not that I gave a crap but there’s evidence there nothing in our system is straight forward like politicians claim it is.

@dandominare Жыл бұрын

That quote is fake, he never said it.

@christopherbrown6049 Жыл бұрын

Wow! 😀

@YoungLuver96 2 жыл бұрын

"Its called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." Such profound wisdom. Well said sir.

@Hadfield15 Жыл бұрын

I said something very similar earlier. Carlin really was ahead of his time

@BST-lm4po 11 ай бұрын

Carlin was an angry hippie. Always complaining, never offering solutions.

@bzrklarz4295 11 ай бұрын

@@BST-lm4pono u

@justsomethings4149 7 ай бұрын

@@BST-lm4po Oh look its the angry fed. Always complaining, never offering solutions.

@user-jd1kc9xw1x 4 ай бұрын

Ironically, “woke” is the right wing buzzword for what they see as abhorrent behavior these days…

@CreetureFeature 2 жыл бұрын

This man was not interested in being funny later in his life, he was warning us about the things he knew we would face.

@Lostmymind1 2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't even things we WOULD face, it was things that at the time of recording had been going on for at least 40 years. Now in modern day, it's been going on for 50 years, and there's no reason to think it won't have hit the 60 years mark in 10 more years. The fact is, we're a screwed up country because everybody wants to think they're more important than everybody else, but they don't have the power individually to change things. Until people band together to collectively take back this country for the people, then the corporations will continue to rule.

@MLBlue30 2 жыл бұрын

@@Lostmymind1 Thats why I'm Leftist, we HATE corporations.

@sboinkthelegday3892 2 жыл бұрын

Ever seen Iron Man 2? Development happesn in corporations. There was some sweet decade when a bit was trickled back to universities, but as a rule, business creates knowledge. Not universisities, universities are charity for the leftover academics who weren't good enough to pay for keeping what they know private and out of the hands of any competition. And the corporations don't let you have knowledge the same reason Tony Stark won't let you have his suit. Because corporations have successfully privatized world peace. Not to hand it over for a pig farm like our neighborhood, where only thing you care about is gas price and who you get to bomb to lower it, using your vote. Your FREE vote. I's the biggest corporation, that leftists LOVE.

@anthonysantellan1861 2 жыл бұрын

Just as true then as it is now. And still most people done care.

@andrewkuebler4335 2 жыл бұрын

And nobody seemed to care. Now look at us.

@bossman1430 7 жыл бұрын

One of the smartest and most aware Americans to ever live...a fucking comedian

@isaacduncan4264 7 жыл бұрын

comedians are 21st century philosophers

@thunderball11111 7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Duncan Sadly close to the truth mainly because they are noticed while philosophers aren't

@bossman1430 7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Duncan thats true

@Shigellosis 7 жыл бұрын

Bubblesgo puff96 You broke the systematic flow of the Internet.. all hell is breaking loose

@startrek1992 7 жыл бұрын

Carlin did not have the patience to finish school, he was a restless bitter man who only got more bitter during his life. He acted like he knew everything, but couldn't offer any solutions.

@emmanuela7528 2 жыл бұрын

As a former teacher, he’s right. Governments don’t really want to improve the education system

@Soothing432 2 жыл бұрын

A SYSTEM is ment to screw children's wisdom curiosity and happiness

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 2 жыл бұрын

Right wing governments don't want to improve the education system. Left wing governments do. Very very important distinction and it's 100% true.

@ascendinghigh2571 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Not really, both sides don’t care about actual intelligence and updating this outdated educational system, throw more money to the system to add more retarded subjects or lower the passing grades but still have the “multiple choice” tests that you most likely just guess instead of in my country you HAVE to know the answer and write it…left wing cares cmon man, EcoFeminism, Queer Theory, and the Power of Whiteness on colleges now, I definitely see these courses helping this country out 🤣🤣

@man.in.black. 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact. It’s all over the world, much more or less but it is…

@ivankovachev8835 2 жыл бұрын

the education system was never good, it's just that until 50 years ago 95% of jobs required either no training or 1 month to 1 year of on the job training, nowadays, for any job worth while you need 1-4 years of training before you get to the job and that training is through self-education and/or private courses. The official "education" system wastes 12-20 years of people's lives and people count out completely useless and unprepared afterwards for the real world and somehow people are NOT rebeling...

@edmunddantes7097 Жыл бұрын

A lot of people say this man was ahead of his time. He wasnt. He spoke about what was going on at that time. We just haven't done anything about it and are simply repeating the same mistakes.

@EmperorGuyver Жыл бұрын

He was and still is because he was mentally ahead of most of his, ours and this generation..

@astronautadejakku9699 Жыл бұрын

He just paid attention. Right now, attention isn't humanity's biggest virtue and because of that, now more than ever we're at the mercy of the "club" George talks about. He's always seemed disappointed at humanity, like he expresses in this video, but if he was still alive he'd probably just rather die.

@tristanchristiansen9054 Жыл бұрын

or things change to slow....or nothing will change b4 enough here about it /believe it....

@canderoussnurd4265 Жыл бұрын

We did do something. Around 2016 we didn’t elect a politician to be president. It was such a major upset that for four years those in power did everything they could to make it out as if that man was the most evil man in all of history, using media of all kinds to appeal to emotion rather than logic and literally paid entire groups of terrorists to start riots and seaweed from the union just to get this man out of office. So much so did these rich evil cocksuckers push to get this non member of the club out of office that when the next election finally came around they rigged the election while claiming that this man was trying to commit “an insurrection” despite no proof and not one supporter showing up to DC armed and ready to fight. And now after two years the people are starting to wake up to the fact that they were tricked by the evil boys club and that they actually got the change they wanted but were so caught up in the media and emotional appeal that they literally and actively fought against their own interest just for a dopamine hit. We had our change dude. It wasn’t perfect. Definitely wasn’t what I would’ve picked if given a choice but it was a true change that upset the establishment. And the people rejected it because they believed the lie. So before you or anybody sides with Carlin and claims to be awake ask yourself how you responded to the 2016 election? How did you respond when the media, which Carlin constantly bashed for creating panic, told you that the president was a nazi and showed you edited clips of him speaking and told you he was hitler. What did you do when something new actually happened? And there’s your answer as to why we keep failing in this country.

@xTatsumix Жыл бұрын

3 weeks ago. Lmao so true!

@norbertjuhasz-dora7604 7 жыл бұрын

The problem with America is that comedians speak more truth than politicans.

@JD-jl4yy 5 жыл бұрын

Not unique to the US.

@norbertjuhasz-dora7604 5 жыл бұрын

JD Agreed 👌🏻

@mattgerrish908 5 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken

@checktheplaylist101 4 жыл бұрын

Problem is worldwide, hes talking about the International money men@Usury, Talmudic Supremacism.

@samc7381 4 жыл бұрын

Politicians do the behind the scenes work and actually make WHAT he is saying happen. He is describing the what and when. Politicians do the how.

@Rippedflesh69 7 жыл бұрын

"If you want to get laid, go to college; If you want an education, go to the library!" Frank Zappa

@theshizlet1 6 жыл бұрын

Rippedflesh 69 My media teacher has this quote in his class kek

@manishankarsingh7595 2 жыл бұрын

There is more stupidity on this planet than hydrogen..... Frank zappa

@hiufuxthevideographer9877 2 жыл бұрын

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@jacorp7476 2 жыл бұрын

I've been in college for a while and I have some bad news...

@manishankarsingh7595 2 жыл бұрын

@@jacorp7476 😂😂😂

@id10t98 2 жыл бұрын

I showed this to a 30-something year old coworker about 7 months ago, he had never seen it and he was blown away when this was actually recorded. What's more amazing than the truth spoken by GC is the stunned silence the crowd sits in as they probably didnt think they were going to have their world view crushed when they bought their tickets to his show.

@peaceonearth351 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@purpleemerald5299 Жыл бұрын

“Rich corporations screw us over.” *_”We had no fucking idea!”_*

@rc8929 11 ай бұрын

@Darkness380yep. Exactly. I saw Carlin in person about 20 years ago and he was BRUTAL against republicans.

@Dusan_Zdravkovic 11 ай бұрын

Dude, i was listening to this twenty years ago and i'm 36.

@mattdarcy6975 6 ай бұрын

And as soon as they went out the door they forgot everything he said.

@Marcomanexists Жыл бұрын

“It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”. Carlin wasn’t just a comedian he was a philosopher ahead of him time.

@charlesreeves3426 10 ай бұрын

He was not ahead of his time. He just opened his eyes.

@Magicprincess9000 8 жыл бұрын

"Nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care." Wow, this is so accurate to the current times.

@Denji2006 8 жыл бұрын

It just always was.

@cybercat29 8 жыл бұрын

And I don't blame them one bit for doing that considering how moronic most school boards are when it comes to dealing with bullying, etc. until it bites them in the behind!

@Magicprincess9000 8 жыл бұрын

***** I agree. Right now schools are a place to indoctrinate you. Also, it's insane how expensive college is and the people that go there end up in debt instead of finding work. It's a bit troubling to think that college is not really about education but a tool to help you land a good job...THERE ARE NO JOBS so college seems useless, especially nowadays since we have the INTERNET!

@Magicprincess9000 8 жыл бұрын

cybercat29 HAHAHA..I totally agree about schools being moronic.The thing that shocked me most as certain university graduates don't even have general knowledge. I remember watching a youtube video on some college kids that didn't even know when the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE STARTED... it's so basic but they didn't even know that so it's kinda sad that the education system isn't really allowing students to live with their true potential...

@cybercat29 8 жыл бұрын

Magicprincess9000 I remember reading a Yahoo article "Teachers reveal the worst things parents have said to them" and one commenter said that a friend of his was teaching a course in college for business executives to learn how to write English properly that they should have learned starting in elementary school right through high school.

@rwdyeriii 9 жыл бұрын

As a former teacher I can tell you this is right on target.

@marcroche9324 6 жыл бұрын

God help us.

@embracingchina1744 5 жыл бұрын

As a current teacher, I agree.

@Rozzado 5 жыл бұрын

As a former student i applaud you for acknowledging this. 👍✊

@matheenarif8645 3 жыл бұрын

@@thinhphan3816 You need to PASS! After that F it

@BenjaminGessel 3 жыл бұрын

@@thinhphan3816 In elementary school, my overall thoughts regarding classes and activities went something like this: (Best to Worst): 1.) Computer Time 2.) Recess 3.) Creative Writing 4.) Art 5.) Library Time or Reading 6.) Lunch 7.) Math 8.) Spelling 9.) Show and Tell 10.) Social Studies 11.) Drama 12.) Band/Choir/Music 13.) P. E. (Physical Education) 14.) Science 15.) Grammar/"Boring" side of English 16.) Dealing with Bullies In junior high/high school (best to worst, not including private music lessons, youth symphony, etc.): 1.) Orchestra/Musicals 2.) Band/Jazz Band 3.) World Cultures/Geography 4.) World History/Humanities/U. S. History 5.) Knowledge Bowl 6.) Cross Country 7.) Choir 8.) Lunch (sophomore year) 9.) Art 10.) Geometry 11.) Biology 12.) Astronomy 13.) English/Literature 14.) Chemistry 15.) Algebra 16.) Trigonometry 17.) Physics 18.) Earth Science 19.) Spanish 20.) P. E. 21.) Precalculus 22.) Lunch (junior and senior years) 23.) Dealing with Bullies In college (best to worst): 1.) (Tonal) Music Composition 2.) Symphony Orchestra/Chamber Orchestra 3.) Dating/Social Life 4.) Wind Ensemble/Band 5.) Brass Ensemble/Horn Choir 6.) Horn Lessons 7.) Humanities 8.) Creative Writing 9.) Choir 10.) Music Theory/Ear Training 11.) Music History 12.) Philosophy 13.) Astronomy 14.) Cultural Anthropology Etc. After college-film scoring/composition for media, music composition in general, listening to music, fantasy/imaginative stuff, private music instruction-these are the sorts of things (among other things) that occupy more of my thoughts... With regard to studying religion in an academic setting, its not a big interest, to be honest-my interest is more in the cultural-religious arena, or how religion influences culture. I've never felt the desire to question my own worldview or beliefs in college, etc., though philosophy is still interesting, because it deals with these deeper questions from the standpoint of logic and reasoning, etc. But yeah, no one wants to be "indoctrinated". 😑😑😑👍👍👍

@antman2443 Жыл бұрын

"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" This one cut deeps, man.

@BoredBizcit 2 жыл бұрын

The whole world thought this man was a stand-up comedian, when in fact he is the greatest philosopher sense Socrates trying to get through our thick skulls in the only openmedia we would accept. We miss you George your words and thoughts more now than ever.

@realityitis4 Жыл бұрын

What's sad is I saw someone tried to dismiss him in a different video because he said smoking pot occasionally helped him open his mind, it was an interview in the 70s before weed was villianized as a bullshit gateway drug into heroine and cocaine. Carlin was on the nose his entire career and they dismissed him as crazy, tried to warn us how bad it was going to get.

@piggyroo100 5 жыл бұрын

“Education and intelligence don’t necessarily go hand in hand.” My dad.

@MrMattaiusify 2 жыл бұрын

Some of the most academically able people I've met are also the most naive.

@gmar7836 2 жыл бұрын

True.

@SADilNikad 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I have master in marketing and my parents have bachelor in math and somehow some ppl say that I am more educated 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@Ont785 2 жыл бұрын

Americans…” We were the first to put a man on the moon” Reality.., No, a handful of really intelligent hard-working people put a man on the moon. Everybody else was out shopping

@edwardblodgett605 2 жыл бұрын

Smart man.👍

@rodv4218 6 жыл бұрын

“Politicians have traditionally hidden behind 3 things: the flag, the Bible and children” love it

@jacksentertainmentsystem3190 2 жыл бұрын

-"Oh, I like children." George Carlin, as Trevor.

@revivedkyoumahououin1585 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile antifa hacks are teaching people crt, gender studies and lgbtbbq bs.

@anormalguy511 2 жыл бұрын

@@revivedkyoumahououin1585 Nothing wrong with that

@revivedkyoumahououin1585 2 жыл бұрын

@@anormalguy511 i mean your name says it all. Commies that have butchered millions, antiwhite rhetoric in white countries in the name of "muh racism" and vile unnatural degenerates that prey in children. "Nothing wrong with that" - casual complete moron.

@nak1067 2 жыл бұрын

Some people never listen , blue or red is the same

@bigsway7062 Жыл бұрын

“George was not a comedian…he was a philosopher with a sense of humor”

@ambeatstv9848 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin is the ultimate fine wine if comedy/social commentary , his stuff just keeps hitting harder the older it gets. Outstandingly honest and true. RIP GOAT

@robert4you 8 жыл бұрын

This man was absolutely brilliant. George Carlin, we miss you. Just take a look at today's screwed up world, Carlin would have material for at least 1000 more years....

@sunandsoul24 8 жыл бұрын

can you imagine what he'd have to say today about this mess of a world. I wish he was still here.

@resilententity470 8 жыл бұрын

+Kelly Clark if you like Carlin to be back forget about it, dead people should stay dead. 'Be happy with what you got' Why revive Carlin, we can be our own Carlins if we really wanted to put in the humongous effort of being a top tier comedian/philosopher, even if we can't be fucked we got other truth telling comedians, Louis CK for one. We don't need a George Carlin to realize how fucked up the world is, don't make Carlin think for you, think for your fucking selves, if you can't you can google it easy peasy japanesey

@crazedautisticanarchist9704 8 жыл бұрын

We need this guy as president

@patbrennan6572 8 жыл бұрын

+robert4you 2000 years by my estimate...

@robert4you 8 жыл бұрын

Pat Brennan ;-)

@stratocaster1986able 10 жыл бұрын

State schools teach you how to be moderately average in a range of subjects you're are not interested in.

@kristjanbirnir5869 9 жыл бұрын

and feel guilty about it

@tomatkinson4880 9 жыл бұрын

I agree, but some people are actually interested in the four main subjects. The problem is that they don't teach everything else. Then when "dumb" kids don't do well in those "important" subjects, we call them dumb, stoner, outcast, who then become dumb, stoner, outcast because they don't know what year Alexander the Great conquered the world, because for some reason that is what we find important.

@jerryacosta2232 6 жыл бұрын

MarcusAurelius the rich people send their children to private school politician are abusing Public School they don't care about education

@annebannan9817 6 жыл бұрын

Infinity Stones Very well put. I would love to excel in school, but I just can't motivate myself to do shit when I could be doing something more rewarding or interesting. I'm "stupid" for getting bad grades, but I spend all my free time educating myself on things I want to learn. So I'm actually pretty smart, but it doesn't show on my report card because I'm not a fucking robot.

@inquisitive1 6 жыл бұрын

"..schools a place where it takes 16 years to wear down your brain." - Haruki Murakami Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World 16 years or so of indoctrination

@Straff_Dis Жыл бұрын

Funny, they’re coming for our social security right now and raising the retirement age. This man was a sage.

@thereisnosanctuary6184 2 жыл бұрын

The reason this guy came on so strong and mean is because he knew he would die someday. He needed this message to last.

@b.f.skinner4383 2 жыл бұрын

‘They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking’ - more relevant than ever

@mfohawk6779 Жыл бұрын

As someone who is very observant to what I'm doing/what's going on around me, am very detailed about any work I'm doing, and always analyzing how/what/why something could be improved that would benefit the company/reduce NCM (aka people screwing things up). All simply because I enjoy the challenge, not because I want recognition. But it's clear, I'm/my mind is NOT wanted- particularly noticeable when working for larger companies vs small ones.

@HyperKilljoy112 4 ай бұрын

I’m with ya pal. Constantly analyzing, trying to better life for ourselves and everyone around us. We’re the heroes without the capes. We’re just ordinary people, but with bigger ambitions and brainpower. While everyone is out trying to secure their own clout and playing their victim cards, we’re trying to fix things and maintain things. I’m 25 and I’m now coming to a sense of realization of who I once was. Then seeing how far I’ve strayed from my path because of school and the pandemic and all. Large or small company have their faults. I’ve only been in the food industry the past 5-6 years and that’s been a love hate relationship. But one I wouldn’t think twice about leaving behind in the dust. Large companies will focus on quality control and allow no room for personal touches. As for smaller companies, they got that heartwarming personal attention to detail, but they fall short of consistency with trying to enforce the rustic nature. Being your own boss sounds good but if you can’t give a secure lifestyle for your workers then you’re no better. The way I see it, larger companies will have better resources and standardize teachings. While smaller businesses are more freestyle and informal with their teaching lessons. TLDR: I wish you the best since I understand how you feel. I bet George Carlin rests happily knowing that we as human beings, have a common knowledge and understanding the status of this nation.

@VioletSky908 8 жыл бұрын

1:17 "Got a pencil, get the fuck in there it's physics," gets me every damn time haha😂

@jpmking9635 8 жыл бұрын

+VioletSky908 i brought a crayon and they still let me in ............

@jdawgbiggums7683 7 жыл бұрын

I think you and I can both agree that's what it's become.

@MechNominal 7 жыл бұрын

It's more true now than it was then too! That's the crazy part. It's incredibly easy to get into college now. If you have a heartbeat they'll accept you.

@wolframhart9316 7 жыл бұрын

LOLLLLLL violet gg

@m.c.martin 7 жыл бұрын

Dave If you write with your left hand, you can get a 4 year scholarship

@hudson2441 Жыл бұрын

“Consumption” used to be another word for a sickness.

@sha11235 Жыл бұрын

God, I miss this guy. I learned more from him about life than I ever did in school. And I went to college as well!

@christophert8419 3 жыл бұрын

"A system that threw them over 30 years ago." George is absolutely right. Roughly 30 years before this special would have been the 70s which was the beginning period of significant wage stagnation when productivity increased but compensation didn't catch up, most the income gains were captured by top percent of households while the middle class was fleeced.

@stephenwright8824 2 жыл бұрын

@ShoLKAN Your era. Okay, go back to slamming Boomers for things you're not willing to do anything about. Put some purpose to your already wasted energies.

@caralho5237 2 жыл бұрын

Should've never ended the gold standard Politicians now can print money and pass it around in their spheres of influence to get what they want, and thats almost always power

@ScaricoOleoso 2 жыл бұрын

That's also when we started pouring corn syrup in everything. 🙄

@youngthinker1 2 жыл бұрын

Should not have pushed women into the workforce. When you basically double the number of workers, employers pay less. It is correcting now.

@toomuchd0g 2 жыл бұрын

@@youngthinker1 so multibillion dollar corporations have been underpaying people for decades and you blame… women?????

@jtp1389 9 жыл бұрын

This isn't funny; it's true. And fucking hilarious.

@cityofchamps66 8 жыл бұрын

+jtp1389 No it's funny BECAUSE it's true

@halotroop2288 6 жыл бұрын

Comedy = Tragedy + Time Problem is, this is still happening. That's where the phrase "too soon" comes in. But if he never said it, no one would. So it's not funny. It's just true.

@KaberleeTV 6 жыл бұрын

+Caroline Bell If you really let this sink in, you realize just what kind of a dystopia we live in. Our whole world has become commodities that can be bought and sold. Everything is based on money. I wish we had an economy that was centered on helping human beings. Instead of making giant profits a goal, our society should make ending homelessness a goal. We must rethink the way society is to function.

@peterpaone7380 6 жыл бұрын

Cool hand Louic

@cockatooinsunglasses7492 5 жыл бұрын

And sad. But funny!

@rizakanivor6482 Жыл бұрын

Comedians like this need to be put in office. This guy spoke more sense and truth than any leader in last 10 years at least!

@superexecuter630 Жыл бұрын

Yo that’s what I’m saying!

@photofinish8607 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Mr. Carlin, your contribution to humanity, is greatly appreciated.

@ttayeng 7 жыл бұрын

Our Generation needs more people like George Carlin ❤

@johnwall1516 7 жыл бұрын

Taddo Tayeng dream on

@freelanceart1019 7 жыл бұрын

Taddo Tayeng I am here

@marcoc.s.2372 7 жыл бұрын

how old are you? and for what reasons you think this?

@ethanphilpot7643 7 жыл бұрын

look for Lee Camp and to an extent Jimmy Dore. Lee is funnier, but Dore is MUCH more passionate about what he reports on.

@mjhacker 7 жыл бұрын

Louis CK is, in my opinion, Carlin's successor. Louis is a follower of George's writing method and he was heavily inspired by him.

@majortom4200 8 жыл бұрын

I had a professor in college where 80% was an A, 60% was a B, and 40% was a C. The best part was it was all test based, and multiple choice. You could *guess* on every question and get 25%. If you had any idea what you were doing then, to get to at least 40% wasn't that hard. The best part was that it was a statistics class!

@ejjohnson3060 8 жыл бұрын

WOW WHERE IS THAT COLLAGE SO I CAN GO TO IT

@Sixstringman 6 жыл бұрын

It's the California Institute for inclusionary women's gender studies and cuckoldry.

@BC-2 5 жыл бұрын

Statistics is pure, bonified, fabricated bullshit. Its fudged, constantly fucked with, and made up.

@conlanbertram8173 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. I have only seen that for engineering classes, which is all basically upper level physics

@sheerenergy8602 2 жыл бұрын

Major Tom 😂😂😂 Carlin was on point, but you are not. You are a moron. If you have test with A,B,C,D you have 25% CHANCE to get right answer. You dont have 25% warranty to get minimum of 25%. You are a example of indoctrinated fool of which Carlin was talking. If you gonna guessing on test all the questions, you have a chance to score 0%. Most of guessing students can have up to 10-20%, thats why pass point is from 40%.

@sarcasticaification 2 жыл бұрын

His words are comforting in this day of “social society”. He gives hope to the cynics, that there are still people (fewer all the time) that still get it. I love the “obedient worker” bit. Although, it is feeling more and more like obedient child in today’s corporate bs matrix. The overreach corporations believe they are entitled to is disgusting.He observed the unpopular, uncomfortable truth. We need more of his sort.

@iainballas 2 жыл бұрын

This man told us the future, and we laughed nervously.

@JFKHaircut Жыл бұрын

I ain't nervous nigga

@MarcelaElviraTimis Жыл бұрын

No, he didn't. The present he was seing actually worsened. That's all

@thebasicvegan7726 9 жыл бұрын

Hmm..its called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe..intriguing quote.

@chrisweidner4768 6 жыл бұрын

Samanta Morrison More than intriguing. It is fact. Sadly true. Our country is run by criminals. Do some research. Teach peace.

@chrisweidner4768 6 жыл бұрын

WhoDarestheMAN gamer Oh yea, so awake as your country rots from within. Wake up to the reality that your entire country will soon be Londinistan.

@sonofcy 5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisweidner4768 You're a prime example of what George was talking about here. Too stupid to notice, too arrogant to care...

@chrisweidner4768 5 жыл бұрын

@@sonofcy Please explain. I teach. I have been teaching for 20 years after serving in the military. Our world is enslaved by criminal psychopaths who care nothing for you or I. We could be living such glorious lives if we could actually have people that care and serve in power.

@sonofcy 5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisweidner4768 Your ignorance of the UK is staggering, your arrogance that you are right equally breathtaking. Britain has been multicultural for hundreds of years - even during and after the Pax Romana.

@kyotoforever 9 жыл бұрын

THEY OWN YOU!! Isn't that the fucking truth.

@tommyscott9085 9 жыл бұрын

Are you a moron?

@ganjaericco 8 жыл бұрын

Keanu Davelaar Are you?

@tommyscott9085 8 жыл бұрын

Are you honestly trying? Plz

@tommyscott9085 8 жыл бұрын

If you were me you would see how much education sucks,I heard like a 8 year old would use that insult.

@Kirke182 8 жыл бұрын

+Devin Forster And they don't give a fuck about you. Ain't that the truth? I've gotten to see it firsthand. They don't give a fuck what happens to us or what they do to us in order to enrich themselves. I have to believe that Carlin has encountered enough of them in all his years in show biz and that's why he kept emphasizing it: They don't give a fuck about you! I, for one, believe him.

@angrytater2456 Жыл бұрын

"Politicians are there to give you the illusion that you have a choice". Amen. We aren't steering the car. Neither are the politicians. The politicians are the steering wheel.

@everforward8651 Жыл бұрын

"The politicians are the steering wheel." That, sir, was a profound statement.

@angrytater2456 Жыл бұрын

@@everforward8651 They are just the tool. The wealthy wield the tool. I hope you weren't being sarcastic. If you were then that's kind of funny too! CHEERS.

@yokoshimaru6659 Жыл бұрын

If I watched this 9 years ago, I’d laugh because it could happen. I watch this now and laugh because it’s actually happening. God bless superficial inflation and a failing infrastructure: economically, socially, and structurally.

@IluvDelutaya Жыл бұрын

So it's worse than you think, and getting much worse.

@mmalovr57 Жыл бұрын

*Happened. This has already happened. It’s not just happening now.

@qlr949 11 ай бұрын

@@mmalovr57agree. He didn't notice "9 years ago".

@christopherdamien2248 6 жыл бұрын

A brilliant observer: lucid, prescient and scathing. Thank you, George Carlin.

@SovereignStatesman 6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Damien yep, 10 bitchings and not one solution. "BAN THE RICH!" drew cheers from losers, but didn't help a thing.

@elainearruda1678 5 жыл бұрын

Precient and few are comedians this man

@jessetheskeptic601 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Carlin more than I can articulate. He was aware in a balanced way. No conspiracy theories or extremist stuff, just an honest breakdown of our current state of affairs. Shadows on the cave wall is what passes for reality..

@klamsauce233 2 жыл бұрын

Well a "conspiracy theory" today is that big pharma is calling the shots (profits of 32 bil in 2021!), and the government is taking orders from them. Compare that to what Carlin says here. And tell me what the difference is. Answer: There is no difference. And Carlin if he were alive today, keeping true to form and calling this out now would be banned from every conceivable platform, boycotted, and dragged through the mud by every mainstream media establishment in the West.

@Theviewerdude 2 жыл бұрын

@@klamsauce233 Carlin would 100% be speaking out about the clear corporate-gov collusion in regards to Pfizer etc. Too many self proclaimed corporation-hating leftists completely ignore all of that when it comes to covid.

@ipitythefool1212 2 жыл бұрын

@@Theviewerdude dont project your derangment on him . You two are not the same .

@iMoD190 2 жыл бұрын

@@klamsauce233 the difference is that your average conspiracist would probably blame all this on Jews.

@iMoD190 2 жыл бұрын

@@Theviewerdude and yet you're subbed to a bunch of right-wing grifters telling you how to think. you've even got Trump and Fox fucking News. puppets for the exact type of people Carlin is talking about. you're eating out of their hand.

@sportsfitlab7379 2 жыл бұрын

Another great TED Talk from George. R.I.P legend.

@brandonthompson5796 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was a brilliant man and an even greater comedian. He had his fingers on the pulse of America since the 70s. The world will never have another mind like Carlin.

@ckrazy813 Жыл бұрын

I actually have the same mindset as him but in the real world nobody cares!

@ckrazy813 Жыл бұрын

Only in internet land do people actually agree with this. Bro get real if you showed this to people they don’t want to see it.

@Victoriaf8165 6 жыл бұрын

As a school teacher, I can say that this is spot on.

@4URLINOV 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine your students finding out their teacher's name is Lady Toadstool.

@crowvelle 2 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Toadstool?

@wozthescott2804 2 жыл бұрын

How’s Mario?

@newagain9964 2 жыл бұрын

Defund the school system. They’ve turned into gov daycare centers for ages 3-18.

@strattuner 2 жыл бұрын

@@newagain9964 do you realize how damn sad that concept is,wasted a mind for over 13 years,criminal

@ChibiSothe 7 жыл бұрын

I refuse to be an Obedient Worker!

@ChibiSothe 7 жыл бұрын

I however will be an obedient worker though, just not an Obedient Worker™ (notice the difference?)

@ibrahim3198 7 жыл бұрын

ur just lazy

@googleaccofalex 7 жыл бұрын

+Ibrahim Fatani you're just blind

@roscoej 6 жыл бұрын

Education would’ve helped you understand his real point .. without it a person is incapable of critical thinking, calling bs in other words, based on a learned ability to hear someone’s words and say “that makes no sense!” .. and not just lap up the bull someone’s trying to feed you, like “This tax plan for the rich will really help the working man .. “ Schools might be f’d up, but having an education actually is powerful.

@gemininiceguymercury9267 5 жыл бұрын

So, you're either unemployed, own your own business, or you won the lottery.

@vktravellog1242 6 ай бұрын

This guy was so ahead of his time. Imagine if he was alive today in 2023 and all the material he has from the freak show we are witnessing!

@RayNWall Жыл бұрын

No truer words spoken and now since no one heeded the warning we see it ALL coming to pass.

@sharisimonehampton5434 3 ай бұрын

We CAN CHANGE IT!!!

@gregorystell277 7 жыл бұрын

ain't it interesting that all the stuff he's said so long ago is now coming to fruition.

@simk91 7 жыл бұрын

Gregory Stell ihhùib..m0

@phoneheaded 4 жыл бұрын

He was a prophet masquerading behind the comedian's facade.

@chieludz 2 жыл бұрын

it was always here lol

@RoderickEtheria 2 жыл бұрын

@@phoneheaded He's not a prophet if what he saw already was in the making even back then. He was just awake enough to know that it was being done to us.

@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk 2 жыл бұрын

Implying this wasn't in the making since the 60s/70s

@BradB93 2 жыл бұрын

This man was a pure genius! He always told us EXACTLY how it was and he did it in a comical way. We lost one of the best when he passed away. ☹️

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear vras

@tommyatkins2527 2 жыл бұрын

Not really I've had funnier conversations with pissed up morons lol

@dakkaman9000 Жыл бұрын

He didn’t “pass away”. He was ‘silenced’…

@janishart5128 Жыл бұрын

@@dakkaman9000: Yes, I think many of us believe that, although his IMDB write-up says he had had several heart attacks over the years.

@thehpn1097 Жыл бұрын

I stupidly went into teaching. Taught middle school this year and George is spot on.

@frezman8839 Жыл бұрын

He is a philosopher not just a comedian. His extraordinary view of the world is astonishing. His thought should be given in academia curriculum as one subject contemporary philosophy of the 21st century

@hyperion1028 8 жыл бұрын

He is more preacher than comedian..

@Mosi100 8 жыл бұрын

I like to think he took advantage of his stage time and fame to preach the truth.

@kenunderwood8621 8 жыл бұрын

l like that. l'd add 'funny' tho. :)

@MaTtRoSiTy 8 жыл бұрын

+Jibby Bagoom Exactly. This little segment is what made me finally notice Carlin in the first place

@ejjohnson3060 8 жыл бұрын

Well what a funny preacher he is

@cybercat29 8 жыл бұрын

+Jibby Bagoom Same here. That is why I always say and will continue to say that George Carlin made you laugh and think at the same time by saying (preaching) the truth.

@brahms7454 8 жыл бұрын

This speaks the truth.The sad truth.

@cybercat29 8 жыл бұрын

+Just Random Things I second that!

@Havenjeus 8 жыл бұрын

Only a truth out of many truths... like infinite other truths...

@cavetrollvillageidiot3095 6 жыл бұрын

I agree with a random person on the Internet with a Nekopara cat as a profile pic.

@darkpandalord3844 5 жыл бұрын

@@Michael-sq8ek the truth is there so we know what's happening and so we have an opportunity change that truth.

@harveysengers1379 Жыл бұрын

His last show was actually his sharpest, and he was 71 years old and had a career behind him that spend five decades at the time. That alone says a lot about how unique he was.

@synthguy7774 Жыл бұрын

The funny thing about this is is that the government did in fact go after our social security after the 2008 financial meltdown. They used our social security to pay for Wall Streets mistakes. This was the last thing that George Carlin predicted before he died but it wounded up being the most life defining for my generation. I was in high school during this time and I kept thinking to myself what a way to go into the real world; the government telling me that I have a safety net in my old age and then it's like " you're on your own sorry pal." The thing that pisses me off the most however is that a lot of what George Carlin will talk about back then would be deemed right winged propagandist nowadays even though George Carlin was anything but. The left is too much into themselves to focus on things that really matter and the right wing keep on worshiping the same people that took everything away from us. I feel like George Carlin was one of the last people who really said it how it is but since he passed away a long time ago, nobody really cares anymore. I believe the way people treat social media and the internet as something that people use to hyper focus into themselves and to create a world for themselves rather than fixing the one that's actually around them was the final nail in the coffin. There is no Common Ground anymore, just a bunch of extreme people listening to Other Extreme people.

@lordkreigs1978 Жыл бұрын

I was born in 1960 and George carlin was already around. I remember watching him on the smothers brothers show and of course he had to do a very squeaky clean act back then. I say that to let you know, you referred to him as what would now be right wing propagandist, but back in the 60s and 70s he was referred to as a leftist liberal radical. For many years I thought he was a bubble off and a wacko with some of the things that he said but now that I’m older and I’ve lived through many of his predictions, the man is a goddamn genius years and years ahead of his time. I worked from the time I was 14 until I was 18 doing bullshit jobs like a dishwasher and the restaurant crap like that, then I went to the Marine Corps for four years and then worked the day today drudgery that he’s talking about and now that I’m 62 years old I am worn out and really don’t have a hell of a lot of anything to show for it. I’ve got a decent home a very loving wife three kids that are grown up and gone on their own way so I live with my wife and five rescue dogs. For me the dogs make sense that society does not.

@ashleyboyd2764 Жыл бұрын

I'm really scared.

@lordkreigs1978 Жыл бұрын

@@ashleyboyd2764 In the grand scheme of things, yes I do. It just sucks that the government and taxes have taken so much money from my family. I don’t trust the government, like right now they say the air and water around the Ohio train derailment is fine and safe. I call bullshit. Soooooo many lies we have been told during my life time.

@jjk9275 Жыл бұрын

Now it's the dei and ESG agenda, the fund managers are putting retirements into their pet projects.

@jho2646 11 ай бұрын

It doesn't matter what people today seem to perceive as Left or Right. As Carlin was pointing out, the general population are too hoodwinked and ignorant to realise how much they are being screwed. Social media has made it even easier now for these bad faith actors in the "big club" to control the public with misinformation and misdirection to suit their own capitalist cravings. Carlin was a true leftist to his core. He spoke the truth, yet if he didn't have such a supreme delivery, he may have came across as a complete nutjob. I'm glad he didn't live to see how much worse it truly has gotten. Peace to you.

@Stardusk. 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin's message becomes even more true as the years pass.

@tigermane8251 8 жыл бұрын

the big club and you ain't in it- genius comedy

@joeyxl3456 7 жыл бұрын

he really tried do get it across. the passion is so obvious about what he's figured out about power and the two nations. he's a great man.

@sonusingh-zr6xw 6 жыл бұрын

Rich people don't have friends. Because everyone is after their money. So, rich can't unite together.

@DevilGeneImbued 2 жыл бұрын

“Head start, nobody left behind, someone’s losing some fucking ground” That’s such a fucking funny line, I just chuckle at it for how clever it is.

@Alonoda 2 жыл бұрын

Hitting you in the face with the truth in the guise of stand up comedy is another level of genius

@dukeon Жыл бұрын

Or slapping us in the face with a big red, white, and blue dick as he might have put it. But yes, 💯 yes. My favorite comedian.

@videomaniac108 7 жыл бұрын

"It's a big club and you ain't in it." Truer words have never been spoken. He's telling us the way it really is in a brutally honest way. I just hope that enough people can listen to him and benefit from his brilliant insight that it might make a difference.

@briansmith9455 2 жыл бұрын

But was HE in it? He says he isn't, but was he though?

@whitemountainmanimals638 2 жыл бұрын

Nah.

@XxowendanxX 2 жыл бұрын

If you are living at taxpayer expense, you are at least an associate member of the club

@videomaniac108 2 жыл бұрын

@@XxowendanxX If you are: receiving public education at any level, driving on public roads or over bridges that have been built and maintained to government standards,, enjoying the benefits of police and fire protection, eating food that has met government quality standards, enjoyed the safety and security standards mandated by government for your car, breathed air and drunk water that meet minimum government cleanliness standards, flying on a plane that is being operated within government mandated safety standards, working at a job that is operating within government safety standards, relying on the safety of your lifetime savings that are on deposit in a bank, ..., then you are also at least an associate member of the club.

@XxowendanxX 2 жыл бұрын

@@videomaniac108 how much does it cost to provide all of those things?

@michaelzhuhovitsky3889 2 жыл бұрын

I own a tutoring company, and his bit about lowering the standards is so painfully true. Happens every few years...new curriculum, new tests or new testing approaches, it's all different code names for lowering the standards. Sad really..

@KaibaSeto. Жыл бұрын

Is it really? I'm not in the business But from observation alone what i've seen is rather the opposite They try to put as many obstacles to the people that are trying to learn

@michaelzhuhovitsky3889 Жыл бұрын

@@KaibaSeto. I'm experiance is only relevant to Alberta, Canada where I'm based, specifically in the math and science curriculum that I specialize in, and from what I see, Carlin is spot on.

@Kajehart Жыл бұрын

It's true. All I have to do is look at my high school's website to see how the grading scale has dropped since my class of '83! Edgewater High School, Orlando, Florida. Orange County grading scale is now on a 10-point system. In my day, it was 94A, 87B, 77C, 70D, below 70 F. My, how things have changed! Smh.

@q.h.s5051 2 жыл бұрын

I miss him so much. Not only a comedic gem, but a great narrator, and a fantastic mind that spoke the truth. He was never wrong about anything!

@KingEazie 2 жыл бұрын

this man is more than a comedian...he is something else ...he is a great philosopher with humor

@DirtPeak 7 жыл бұрын

"They want your social security money so they can give it to their friends on Wall Street." And that came true in the form of a $700 billion bailout.

@WailOfDoom 2 жыл бұрын

What that means is when you pay into a social security, that money is reinvested into the stockmarket because money loses value over time, therefore to cover for the loss of value, you have to make profit from the social security fund. Otherwise people would get less money than they paid in over the 20-30 years. But let's all jerk off George Carlin because "they are keeping us down" is an age old theme used manipulation. Golf claps all around, all these suckers in the comments section got played by a conspiracy theorist.

@WorldofWarcraftfan02 Жыл бұрын

Should of made it a loan and charge them interest. Wall streets makes millions a day they can afford it.

@michaelmurray6577 Жыл бұрын

@@WorldofWarcraftfan02 That's not how corruption works.

@TheRareOn 6 жыл бұрын

Comedians should be laughed at and Politicians should be respected. Nowadays comedians are respected and our politicians are laughed at.

@katiestolealltheunicorns9309 6 жыл бұрын

TheRareOne We laugh with comedians and at politicians.

@jh-jm7ko 6 жыл бұрын

U better wake the fuk up therareone, this guy is telling the truth and to me thats why its so funny. We wouldnt laugh at our politicians if they weren't such fukn tards. They can do whatever they want and nothing comes of it. If we did a fraction of what they do we would be jailed for the rest of our lives. If we lie to our government its a felony if they lie to us it just politics. Something wrong with that and to many people cant see that because they have been brainwashed and blinded by propaganda. When politicians actually start doing their jobs and whats best for the people they are suppose to serve then they will get respect. But i think its going to take a revolution before that will ever happen

@mickeykindley9885 6 жыл бұрын

TheRareOne fuck the politicians

@jh-jm7ko 6 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more with you. FUCK the POLITICIANS

@minecraftpotato7222 6 жыл бұрын

TheRareOne “now I’m days” it’s been like this for decades

@ghill628 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad George Carlin was strong and brave enough to give us a peek behind the curtain. I just wish more people would have gone to see what he was showing.

@sharisimonehampton5434 3 ай бұрын

It's not too late!!

@PerfectlyImperfct 2 жыл бұрын

"It's called the American dream because u have to be asleep to believe it." Pure genius. 🇱🇷

@adolpholiverbush2 7 жыл бұрын

I don't care what anyone on earth says, this performance is courageous, truthful and necessary.

@alfonsogaitan8281 7 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was woke af

@alfonsogaitan8281 7 жыл бұрын

It's an abbreviation for as fuck

@kingt363 7 жыл бұрын

Language is always changing.

@ToughVato 7 жыл бұрын

John Jonothon slang has been around for centuries

@kingt363 7 жыл бұрын

***** You act as if slang is going to kill us. Seriously slang has been used by everyone. You've used slang is your life.

@alfonsogaitan8281 7 жыл бұрын

John Jonothon sure dude, nice cover

@HollowGolem Жыл бұрын

Seeing this when I was younger made me want to be a teacher. Now I live this shit when I teach my high schoolers, dropping hints at the way they're getting screwed. Hopefully some of them make a difference.

@antoniocruz5596 2 жыл бұрын

Looking at the state of our country right now. It’s painfully obvious that Carlin was 100% correct!

@kcsvideos 9 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people applauding in the audience will actually do something about it.

@Khoros-Mythos 8 жыл бұрын

Kevin Chandler What exactly do you expect them to do? I bet you live just as every other American, so you have no room to criticize people for not changing an entire fucking country.

@Khoros-Mythos 8 жыл бұрын

***** "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

@TheUArabej 8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Chandler The same amount of people who will watch this on youtube and do something

@anveshmydg8229 8 жыл бұрын

I can't see you doing anything besides commenting

@DissidentRightClipper 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Chandler there's nothing really anyone can do. JFK was the last hope for a peaceful Solution. George Carlin said it himself in a interview. "the only way to actually fix this problem is through bloodshed" he never advocated it, George said it was the only way tho

@joshuasnore3600 6 жыл бұрын

I miss him. I wish he was alive in this crazy world to talk some sense.

@gemininiceguymercury9267 5 жыл бұрын

I'm happy for George because he's no longer putting up with all the bullshit here !

@kieranjaegar 2 жыл бұрын

(waves) we might be part of the same Oversoul Cluster, Georgie and I 😈♾️

@sithspitdanikan4725 2 жыл бұрын

He would have thrown up and shot himself

@patrickharrison4763 2 жыл бұрын

Carlin was my Dad of Choice, changed my life and I am forever grateful.

@Lina-nm1jv 3 ай бұрын

“Big real owners of the country”😅”They own you”. Brilliant 👏👏

@stevenunua2118 9 жыл бұрын

Truth is to painful for most people. That is why they love a mythological fantasy reality where everything loves them and they are the most important to god. Willful ignorance runs the country and the world. And we will protect this fantasy at all cost...wars and more wars. We let people cut the heads off of people to protect OUR GREAT RELIGION!

@bobafettfan32 9 жыл бұрын

The Matrix.

@theSpicyHam 8 жыл бұрын

steve nunua amen

@Force4949 7 жыл бұрын

Carlin is my life coach

@boataxe4605 7 жыл бұрын

+chrisjackpott He was not really a comedian, he was a philosopher operating under the guise of a comedian!

@Outrigger200 7 жыл бұрын

George Ruiz love your profile picture

@andreasfuglsang17 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck life coaches, dude!

@user-ct1pu2by2e 6 жыл бұрын

1234 1234 fuck the word "dude"

@elitecrewmate4559 4 жыл бұрын

Ironically dead life coach

@ParakeetDSi 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that this is STILL relevant proves that the school system just doesn't care anymore

@sirmeepenstein2844 2 жыл бұрын

As much as I hate the school system, I have to give it credit for asking me the most important question anyone has ever asked me in my entire life: “How did William Shakespeare brush his teeth when he was a kid?” That question was on a quiz, in a college level class mind you, that single-handedly dropped my grade down a level. I will never forget the answer to that question, with a sweet paste and a cloth, because not only did it teach me that none of those fuckers giving us those questions give any shit about us, it taught me that only I get to decide what is and is not worth my patience.

@southsidesaiyan8641 2 жыл бұрын

Can you elaborate further on why that question was so significant? I don't understand what you're getting at.

@cooldud7071 2 ай бұрын

@@southsidesaiyan8641 It's a completely irrelevant question that somehow manage to drop his grade down an entire level. Not a single person on Earth needs to know how William Shakespeare brushed his teeth. Unless you're majoring in the history of dentistry, that is. The fact that such a stupid, irrelevant question managed to drop his grade an entire level convinced him that the system is inherently stupid.

@401RISaint 2 жыл бұрын

Still one of my favorite human beings of all time. PERIOD. RIP George. Would love to hear you today.

@thebulletcraft 7 жыл бұрын

I'm still certain Carlin wasn't a comedian and he just happened to stumble on a stage one time and rant about the first things that came to his mind and he kept being invited back.

@ll-mc8bx 4 жыл бұрын

A theory I can get behind.

@JFLOProductions 2 жыл бұрын

Nope he always carefully wrote his acts out, memorized them, and recited them verbatim

@rahulramchandani2056 Жыл бұрын

This is so relevant today -lowkey one of the greatest speeches of all time

@debdo1960 Жыл бұрын

Carlin was one of the most articulate and intelligent beings EVER! I know several people that have all kinds of doctorates, and high educational certificates, but when they open their mouths, only regurgitated information falls out. They think they are doing critical thinking, but IMO....they contribute to leading others astray. The sadder truth is the masses will only listen and follow a person with a white coat and multiple certificates. If I had continued to listen to my mainstream doctor and follow their pharma advice.....I would be dead or in worse condition. I cured diabetes when my doctor told me to take medication that was trashing my liver and kidneys and still left insulin floating around in my body.....and was still diabetic becuz she told me it was incurable as well as genetic! Then my gall bladder got "irritated" and she insisted I have that "junk organ" removed. I did extensive research and found EVERYTHING my doctor said and advised to be false....so I fired her and a few others with the same mentality. I cured the diabetes.....still have my gallbladder......lost over 100 pounds......and threw my blood pressure meds in the garbage as well (a little secret....the pharma meds CAUSE strokes and heart attacks). Also, think about it.....you need blood pressure to get the blood to the brain ( your vessels narrow as you get older, so blood pressure gets a bit higher naturally with age). They keep lowering the recommended BP numbers so they can get you on medication that destroys your liver and kidneys. If your blood pressure is high.....find out why and fix the real reason instead of popping pharma meds that don't address the real reason. Stop giving your power away to politicians, religious leaders/institutions, doctors....and people in general. It is their agenda to dumb us down....take away all our rights.....and make us their slaves (first they have to kill off the weak and sickly ones who can do nothing for them). It is not a theory. You don't have to believe what I (or George) is saying.....I suggest you do some serious critical thinking and make educated decisions based on quality soul searching questions! If you think we live in a free world...try not paying your taxes (show me where it says in the constitution that we have to pay taxes). George knew all this.....and spoke freely about it and I respect him for being real! If you learn to think and do for yourself......this world would be in a better way!

@horsepowermultimedia 2 жыл бұрын

Fact: Homework used to be used as a punishment.

@comdrive3865 2 жыл бұрын

cool food for

@Hippo_Hegemony Жыл бұрын

It still is a punishment

@weswashburn4321 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s called the American dream… cuz u have to be asleep to believe it” Carlin was so prophetic! We need him now more than ever!!!

@thomasgraben123 Ай бұрын

I spent 6 years teaching and 22 years as a psychologist in schools. What he is saying is the absolute truth. I realised I was part of the machine and not helping children at all . I took early retirement because I couldn't stand the hypocrisy any longer.

@stevene.sandefur3821 2 жыл бұрын

Although I have seen this many times. This speech is on point every time. RIP George.

@shadowprince4482 2 жыл бұрын

"It's a big club and you ain't in it" has to be one of his best quotes ever.

@ndr8128 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin doesn’t have comedy specials. He has explicit TED Talks

@seanwarren9357 2 жыл бұрын

This is the single greatest string of words he ever put together, out side of "I love you" to his friends and family, ofc. 👍👍

@PTSmash 2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin was more than just a comedian, he was a Grandfather figure who made us laugh while sharing words of wisdom.

@MrStrongmuscle 7 жыл бұрын

I actually am interested who those 69 people that disliked the video have to say.

@joshjadey6825 6 жыл бұрын

Disclaimers and payed government shills or maybe just dump ass sheeple.

@bryanstevens69 5 жыл бұрын

Don't be. Their most likely some of the owners Mr. Carlin referenced.

@larrybuss677 5 жыл бұрын

Most object to the profanity in his work. I have posted many of his videos and almost all my negative comments are about his language. They say why can't he say the same thing without cursing. He could but he uses curse words to make a point. It gets your attention. I tell them to listen when he uses the words. It is usually right after an important comment not just a part of his vocabulary.

@Zack-vi7is 2 жыл бұрын

Conservatives don't like the anti-capitalist stance Carlin held.