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Big shoutout to Mason Carter as always for playing The Galactic Emperor and newcomers Dan Lotz and Joel Dik for portraying two of the rebels, check out their channel where they make great full length movies - kzfaq.info

Haven't watched it yet but know it will be classic

Your videos are just, Magnifico.

Man I didn't want the Emperor to get played like that he's the chillest dude in the galaxy

Yeah, he wasn't even that corrupt! Oh wait, sorry, wrong guy...

@Pol Raper you are wise in the ways of comments.

@@baredinkum mans blew my mind

@@ghostprick6488 I think we all could learn some valuable wisdom from Pol Raper

@@LukeDude759 I demand he is crowned for the new space emperor

Good lord there are a lot of bots and spammers in these comments. I guess that's how you know Joel made it big.

@@The_child-catcher they're everywhere, not just here lmao

@@that_assassins_ass9189 Dark times are coming, youtube will act, and will act poorly.

man the bonobos really outdid us

i love how this is accurate to so many stories. What's funny is that i read a story where some people grew up in a free democratic society and said that they should go back to monarchy, and people actually followed them because they thought that they would be the exempt nobles. That book is called "The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ" and that part happened in Alma, and it led to HUGE wars.

It's canon.

@@time_blind2301 You're telling me the Red Ship has a Cannon???

Yep, I'm gonna need to see more of the guy jumping out of the helicopter into the ocean and fighting sharks and whatnot before his controller unplugged

i like the emperor chill af.

he should make a new one where they find their way back from the recycling dimension and he still thinks the rebels just made an honest mistake

Alltho in real life they would still paint the ship to a different color. At least change the logo

Do you guys actually want to rule?! Okay! (Snickering) you really want to rule everybody, go right ahead! I'm sure you'll do fine! (Laughing)

And earth ones too. The French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, 3 Portuguese coups, the Spanish civil war. The list goes on.

Only thing missing is the murder of some former allies

@@GreenSharder American revolution too

I initially misread that as 'Galactic Soup'

Yeah, pretty sure this guy just ripped off Star Wars but I've never seen it to be fair.

The rebels was wrong about emperor.

@@26mic If your videos are like your grammar, we can expect great things.

More spam bots than actual posters I see.

nah they just resting, they'll go in the teleporter soon just wait a bit

..Maybe hand-holding actually just reawakened ancient old super space aids, and the whole galaxy is now having an epidemic.

I think the whitehouse has black office rolling chairs

Looks comfy

My favorite line I got to say in the video :). Glad you liked it!

I thought he said he had a problem with money.

I think you really need to get your lungs checked

Got me rolling on the floor as well xD

Best line ever dude, the delivery, the timing, it's a gem

well they clearly just lost two. my favorite duo nooooo

Same

They are expanding in a void😂🥲

Fancy meeting you here

@@42ndMoose You should watch the "Returning to an RPG" video, it shows the fate of the galactic emperor and the green guy if that's who you're talking about

-omg. I love that guy too! -what? the problem?

That's right, so never rebel no matter what they do to you. 👍

Just like the US after taking the throne from the British 😂 Same with the European Colonial Powers after taking it from Rome. Same sh*t different era

@@Truthorfib you need to explain your first claim about the US

@@tonyisnotdead Whenever they go to a country and go to war with it, they call what they’re doing as for “Freedom and Democracy and saving the people from Dictators and Terrorists” But always ends up exploiting the place instead and not really liberating them from anything. A prime example of this is Iraq and Libya. Is Libya today a shining beacon of Freedom and Democracy after they horribly murdered its leader and its people?

@@tonyisnotdead The comment did it sarcastically to explain OP is talking on a horseshit argument

Megamind?b

old emperor becomes the new rebel leader?

I love you too random citizen

Basically every revolution in a nutshell

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss." -- The Who

He's not dead, he got sent to the rpg dimension.

@@CharlieJapan Pretty sure he knows which is why he said Adventure awaits for you, Huzzah!

True man.

He wasn't even that corrupt

Yeah but keep in mind that the most recent time we saw him, he’d just found a gun…

Are you telling me THERES A MULTIVERSE?!

@@26mic was'nt entertained, died of boredom 100 percent.

What about Jessica and/or Agnez? How do THEIR claims stand up to scrutiny? They're certainly persistent...

Here, take your 1000th thumb

@@benrosenzweig4696 These bots certainly get more annoying nowadays. I've seen even more sneaky ones on other videos where they copy an already existing comment, but their channel name obviously advertises otherwise. Only thing we can really do is report their comments.

@good one stop preaching islam bro, you’re not gonna convert anyone.

He's evil now, he has a gun

He says they send trash to the "Recycling Dimension." #FuckIslam

@@groovecrusader2715 It's a robot.

@@26mic Stop

@toijg avnnr 😂😂😂😂😂👍

don't worry man surely that rpg guy will help him

@@kakyoindonut3213 "A new quest? To find a teleportation spell? HUZZAH!"

@@VecTron5 "Adventure awaits! Huzzah!"

Kane wasn’t corrupt either!

@@VecTron5 dear god, you're a genius

Nah man he’s in vaycay mode, straight blissing. He needed this

“Hah. Dude, they got us good man. Totally didn’t see that coming.”

He propably wanted it, all this responsibility wasnt for him.

Why would he be mad? This was exactly what he wanted. He brought a couple of known rebels to the teleport room, explained that anyone who is teleported can't come back, showed them how to use the controls, told them that people inside the room are helpless to stop them, and then went in the room and waited. The Emperor basically ASKED them to teleport him.

He might be mad if he got recycled haha

"Less bad laws" is no bad thing.

But new powerful forms of corruption, cronyism, kangaroo courts and a right to suppress and oppress.

@@reesetorwad8346 did you just miss the part where they wrote "at best" or are you just stupid when it promotes your agenda? Obviously at best a people can empower its people into the future, at its worst you have a reign of terror until more people die with loads of more severe suppression in the interim... Take the time to properly comprehend what you're reading in the future if you're going to bother to comment.

@@reesetorwad8346 Yes it does.

Incorrect, because you're all way-overthinking it, and should probably chillax. It's just a bit, not a real-life strategy guide.

The rebels were always SJW terrorists, the Empire was keeping peace, provided jobs and got rid of slavery. the emperor was not building death stars just for show, he used the force and found and extraterrestrial race outside the galaxy that was going to destroy all life and was preparing. the rebels got trillions killed. Remember that Star wars is a story being told by a storytellers perspective, which is why there is a wall of text at the beginning of each episode.

I, like, left,? And you guys like totally went bad and are harshing everyone's mellow. Come on. Be better.

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✋*eh*

and the lip movements on the right

Its like Russia, get rid of opresors just to get another in his place, like, every 50 years or so

@@fajile5109 cringe

@@Deformer23 eh

name?

@@yoboi691 Its just "Joel Haver" lol

I’m glad my stuff can be there for you when you need it, thanks for the support

And he delivered it so well

I like money too....still never getting the Covid-19 vaccine, even if that means no more money for me.

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 That is so unrelated to anything here that you must've just been looking for some form of excuse to mention that you aren't getting the vaccine for whatever reason.

I dont think it was just a line, the big guy must be really broke lmao. But I am too so...lmao @me too I guess.

@@KingNedya that's where you have no insight....those who do not receive the mark of the beast will not be allowed to make money. Also, witch hunts went out of style a couple centuries ago...keep your snide comments to yourself.

I love berd

We love you berd.

berd you’re ok I guess

Berd is a way of life

Yay, berd

He'll be fine. Probably get another leadership job somewhere he's needed.

Just a reluctant acceptance of the shitshow he's found himself in

yea that dude is pretty hilarious.. show stealer for sure

@No Comment he inherited him

He like 😬

SIRE!

One of my favorite lines.

@JESSICA not this time jessica! Fool me thrice shame on me.

@JESSICA Dafuk?

Washington D.C. in a nutshell...

@@Ziirup Jessica is real Copesen

It's not really philosophical if we have historical proof of what usually happens

@@CorelUser Yeah, and what just happened here is what usually happens.

Lol this comment thread was a meta version of the video, nothing changed 😂

Honestly the space dimension seems like it has a lot of war and strife. The RPG dimension was literally looking for someone to come and take power because nobody wanted to do it. I call that an upgrade

​@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you're right, he will be happy there. He can go to the hill and drink water with that guy and watch the sun set :3 For people asking: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b9-Vmsd4naycn4E.html

Wait, I don't understand. What rpg kingdom? Was that from a previous video?

@@-umph and eat hella sour cream and onion chips

Lol maybe this is the backstory of how they came there in the first place

reminds me of bill clinton without the creepy sex vibes

He wasn't even that corrupt!

@@ewantaylor2758 'Not even that corrupt' - Just like Joe Biden and kid.

@@moistmike4150 yikes imagine politicising a reference to another video in the series

@@_fourtwoseven Imagine your elections being stolen from you.

It's the same universe actually, just they decided to develop some technology now.

@@DialecticRed no I thought that's where he was teleported too u should watch the rpg again after this one.

lol! that took me a second! I was hoping they would be ok. They totally are!

I don’t get it

@@moneygrabber6720 watch returning to an rpg it's really funny

That was established already doofus. Specifically the last time he tricked himself into being teleported

The emperor just got teleported to an I am Error room

SINVICTA MY GUY IS A JOEL HAVER FAN!

Well, the rebellion becoming the very thing it swore to destroy is historically accurate for the most part.

@@notalive5479 You got me there!

I mean, if people don’t want to contribute just a little bit of money to help fund the prison planet, then they deserve whatever they get.

typically how it works out

Not so much worse as basically exactly the same.

You forgot Hearing Enemy Music in an RPG

@@chrissyjo420 I couldn’t find where that fit in bc it’s not in the first play through but it’s not showed in the second (I’d guess it’s in the middle of playing for the second time but inconclusive)

@@nickwilliams2745 It takes place right before Playing RPG for a second time. The dude quits the game at the end of Hearing Enemy Music and it restarts in Playing a second time

Most rebels have a plan what they want to replace their current governmemt with. A realistic depiction is in "The Life of Brian" where different rebel groups disagree with each other's plans and spend more time fighting each other than their government. Most (but not all) rebellions that have succeeded did so thanks to support from foreign governments. This never went well for the rebels, and often backfired on the foreign government. Successful rebellions are usually peaceful reforms, even as they are persecuted violently.

I just find it funny how accurate he nailed it. "YAy we're free!" "what do we do now?" "We run the country/universe" "Well how do we do that with no money?" "We'll just take small amounts of money from everyone living here and use that money" Literally become the thing they are fighting over because they dont realize the system in place is required just to function.

literally how that commie country was formed.

Someone doesn't know how their own country works

French Revolution 101.

FATHER, Father, the Sleeper has awakened!

@@camille-rj3if why.....

GNU Sir Terry

Or it gets used to churn out sadistic shock troopers like in the Dune universe

uh, no

You know change is relative. I'm sure they got the change they wanted now that they're in the big ship. It's how you look at it you know?

"I mean, they already glassed Centurion V into dust for wanting to secede." "Pfft! When isn't Centurion V not trying to secede. They had it coming." "...So we're finally getting universal healthcare" "Jesus fucking Christ."

At least he became a new king... I just hope the green guy doesn't use THE GUN for evil.

Australia much ?

Ah, a man of culture!

@@ToumalRakesh No that's Ian. M. Banks, not Herbert. :P

Man ! I was reading that part, this exact sentence, a few days ago !

I'm sure the Prison Planet part rang a bell.

@@alexhaynes3160 Hahaha

Will you speed run it? Will you do a TLZ%?

Game?

@@TheBoshy It's a joke. Just an excuse for me to use the term "ported". Get it?

Please please please come to switch. I need to liberate people from their health bars while sitting on the porcelain throne. Hahaha still one of the funniest lines, bar none, when the main character in the RPG finds out what a health bar actually means. Genius

​@@TheBoshy It's "Sci-Fi: EbSynth", a game published by GOAT. See Goat-on-a-Stick's channel for a speed run of Super Mafia Blunders, made by the same studio.

You should read Animal Farm.

You have to have some form of government. Humans are so free willed if they're not governed they'll literally just destroy themselves.

@@mynamesjudge They've adapted the book into an actual farm now.

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I think Camille here wants to help lighten the burden of your "problem"

@@connoo2890 lol not that kinda problem.

In order to defeat monsters you must become one.

@@AxeMan808 sounds too esoteric for the sake of these knuckleheads. They were just to eager to confront their "oppressors" They had no conception that what it took to keep them in line was what actually makes the world go round. That's the thing about power, it's lustrous but volatile

@@ramblincapuchin9075 Well I've always seen that as having 2 meanings. The first obvious one is saaaaay if you gotta kill a Hulk, you better be able to become something like a Wolverine (and will still fail but that's beside the point). The second is that it may well turn out that those people were already doing the best thing IN THE SITUATION they were involved in, like say, running an interstellar empire. Maybe they weren't monsters and that was just an outside ignorant viewpoint - so now the replacements, having more information than before, are also monsters from that POV.

The Russian peasants had it right; "God is high above, and the Tsar is far away". The principle oppressor of the people is always the local leaders. Your mayors, your police chief, your councilmen, your organized crime boss, maybe even your local rebels. Central executive figures are just a distraction for the former.

@@AxeMan808 Only if you want your state to survive instead of falling into complete anarchy and your rival nations tearing you apart piece by piece. Thats just how statecraft works, you need atleast the monopoly on violence (aka the only gunmen going around cities are your men) and funds to basically bribe your key-supporters (lets just call things by their real names, its bribery and corruption that keeps most governments afloat!). Thats it.

Well he did fine a gun at some point.

@@0o0Zero0o0 wasn't the gun out of ammo from Marshall though?

@@Cod4comedian True, but that was a normal Adventure Rat. This is not just a Space Rat. But a GREEN Space Rat.

I feel like he could be friends with that giant

@@Max-vr2po I could see Green guy holding the emperor at gunpoint only to be talked down by the positive reinforcement of the Giant and Adventurer, I really just want them to get to the root of Green guy's problem.

that would be fire

That would be so cool . I'd like to know how the rule against holding hands came about.

Too much backstory can ruin it. I like it in snippets. Like this

It doesn't seem to be as much recycling as just dumping though.

i mean i would vote for him but i don't think there is a voting system XD

That is why I love these videos. So hard to predict what will happen.

Well, we already knew that the emperor got screwed by the rebels. This video is a prequel to the last RPG video.

@@mugwump7049 Yep, but not everyone’s seen all of these videos in the intended order.

@@camille-rj3if Oh yeah, for sure. I completely agree.

@@camille-rj3if lol

Castro comes to mind…

I don't know if it's sad or great I immediately knew Marshall.

Now we know how marshal got the gun

LIT

That show would be N’ice Guys

Upvote for "Haververse"